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Speaker 1: the second date update because I was hoping maybe, along

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Speaker 1: with helping this person out, I could learn a few

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Speaker 1: tricks too, because Maxwell emailed us about a girl that

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Speaker 1: and it worked, but he's worried she found out what

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Speaker 1: So why do we have to use tricks and dates?

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Speaker 1: I'm honestly imagining a magician right now. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you guys are talking about. Maxwell's on the photos. Maxwell,

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Speaker 1: what's up guy? Hey man? How you doing real good?

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Speaker 1: So your email said that you met a girl at

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Speaker 1: a comedy club. Yeah, man, I was standing in line

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Speaker 1: this beautiful looking woman. I mean, she was gorgeous. You

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Speaker 1: had the big breast and and nice eyes. You know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like a big breast or the first thing that

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Speaker 1: come out of your mouth. So your approach, sure it

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Speaker 1: sounds like well yeah, inside the club, I sent her

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Speaker 1: I went up to ask her forward number and to

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Speaker 1: sort of chattered her up. Okay, what's the trick that

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Speaker 1: key word, you know. All right, Yeah, so I said,

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Speaker 1: place I had chosen for us, and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I could change. So we get into my place, you know,

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Speaker 1: I turn on some music, you know, and dim the

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Speaker 1: slip into something more comfortable. Yeah, there you go, Maxwell,

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Speaker 1: you are swa Oops, I spilled something in my pants.

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Speaker 1: them off. So I like it, maxwell you go back

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Speaker 1: out there? Is she still waiting for you? She was.

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Speaker 1: She was on the couch, she was enjoying herself. You

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Speaker 1: and that was the last I heard of her. She

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Speaker 1: pulled the same trick on you, ditch you. So what

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Speaker 1: pants that make you look manly? And how long do

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Speaker 1: you off? Well? Man, I had about three other beers

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Speaker 1: is there really any mystery as to why she's not

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Speaker 1: to apologize? I just maybe she should apologize to me? Right?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Did it ever? Has it ever cross

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Speaker 1: morning sate. Okay, so I know that Maxwell, the guy

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Speaker 1: I looked clumsy, honestly, like it was. It would have

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Speaker 1: what's not broken. So she just said that she wanted

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Speaker 1: I speak to Lee please? This is she? Hey, how

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Speaker 1: are you good? How are you? I'm good. I wanted

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Speaker 1: we have. Okay, it's a guy named Maxwell. You remember Maxwell? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah I do. You're friends with him? Yeah? Goody. I

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Speaker 1: mean do you have like tiger figurines everywhere? Tiger figurines,

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Speaker 1: wasn't at all like this when we met. None of

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming it is probably a Tiger phone. That's just

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