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Speaker 1: Yeah it is, and I love that. Just so you know,

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Speaker 1: Jose does laugh this much in life. Yeah too.

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Speaker 2: It's not like forced or fake. There's no button.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's just natural, especially today because I love

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Speaker 1: we got a true Confessions where we confess some things

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Speaker 1: about our own lives that are humiliating and just ended

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Speaker 1: up roasting. Jeff never disappointed in those segments. No, he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: He does it, so you are in for a real treat.

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Speaker 1: Before we get to the full show, though, we love

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Speaker 1: to highlight some of our great comments that are left

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Speaker 1: by our lovely listeners. What do you gotta like? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even lying. I pulled this one before. We

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Speaker 1: just talked about it.

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Speaker 4: But make said, as a fellow cackler, Jose's laugh makes

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Speaker 4: me feel so Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you like me?

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Speaker 3: We're like your whole live People made fun of you

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Speaker 3: for it, and now it's your career while maybe it's

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Speaker 3: not your career now.

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Speaker 1: But well, you know, maybe it is, maybe it is.

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Speaker 1: You don't know, you don't you know. That's right, Hey,

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Speaker 1: keep leaving those comments no matter where you listen, and

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Let's get this full show started.

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Speaker 5: As Memorial Day weekend is nearing. I got a little

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Speaker 5: tingling in my body Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Well it tells me two things. One definitely need to

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Speaker 5: hit the pharmacy right after the show's over today. Two,

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Speaker 5: the fifth consecutive year of Brook and Jeffrey Summer Days

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Speaker 5: are happening in less than a month because we have

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Speaker 5: a tradition on this show of giving each other unique

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Speaker 5: creative challenges where we each have to complete them during

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Speaker 5: the summer months. We'll film the post the videos online

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Speaker 5: to minimal views on Brook and Jeffrey's socials, follow us

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Speaker 5: by the Way on YouTube, TikTok and to be, and

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Speaker 5: our technical director Ashton part anticipated last year volunteering himself

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Speaker 5: in tribute for one of Brooks challenges. What did he

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Speaker 5: do for you, Brooke? He ate something in your place?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: He was so good to me and wow, and it

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Speaker 1: was like, I just can't even describe it in words.

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Speaker 1: I can't say it in.

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Speaker 5: Words what he did, heartwarming tea.

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Speaker 1: It's just I'm just so bmed. I can't speak about

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Speaker 5: Know, honestly, I don't know. She's just being coyed right now,

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Speaker 5: totally no. Yes, anyway, Ashton has already told our producer

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Speaker 1: Again because I've been faking him every day for that

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Speaker 5: That memorable activity that he participated in. But this year,

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Speaker 5: Ashton threw out the idea of a live on air

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Speaker 5: adult circumcision.

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Speaker 5: So contrary to any rumors you may have seen online,

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Speaker 5: that is not happening. The idea was not approved, even

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Speaker 5: though he did bring in the child safe scissors that

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Speaker 1: But sounds kind of dull.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that. You were, just like, you know,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you he doesn't want to be but I feel

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Speaker 5: So texting to seven eighty five nine two, if you

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Speaker 2: We already can't do a circumcision. You will completely rule

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna say almost all forms of circumcision are

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Speaker 5: not going to be a lot. He wanted it to

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Speaker 5: But now he's back. His name's Jake. Let's dare happy.

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Speaker 9: National Weight Staff Day. Thanks kids, kids, we're here. We're

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Speaker 5: Twenty of twenty over and unders the game I played

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Speaker 5: Here's how it works.

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Speaker 9: I have the results of a survey taken by thousands

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Speaker 9: of restaurant employees. You guys, say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 9: I'll give you a stat from the survey. You just

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Speaker 5: You said that off air.

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Speaker 2: You set it off Unia, I think I overheard it.

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Speaker 9: Number ten Alexis one thousand servers were pulled and asked

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Speaker 9: the question, have you ever eaten food off a customer's plate?

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Speaker 5: Would you say? The number is over or under?

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Speaker 4: I've seen the busters do it when they take the

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Speaker 8: For sure.

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Speaker 5: I've seen it happen at the table.

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Speaker 5: Alexis says under society.

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Speaker 9: No coffy for me. Thirty two percent of servers and

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Speaker 9: yes they need food off the customers. Brooke, ten is

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Speaker 1: Lucky seven seven Brook?

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Speaker 9: A thousand servers were pulled and asked the question, have

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Speaker 1: A cook?

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Speaker 1: The cook at Berger Heaven was Bronco. He was like

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Speaker 5: I mean not with you.

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Speaker 9: Seven and ten are off the board.

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Speaker 2: Let's go twelve.

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Speaker 9: Jose, your national weight staff day stat is this? Have

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Speaker 9: you ever come into work sicker? Hung over? Did they

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Speaker 9: answer that real number is over or under eight percent?

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Speaker 5: For eighty Oh wow, Oh that's high number.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I mean every server like, that's

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Speaker 1: And spend all the money we just made, Yes, and

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Speaker 3: And the good thing was was that you would work

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Speaker 5: Like the community.

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Speaker 9: Jose says more than eighty percent of service have comeing

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Speaker 9: to work sick or hungover. Yeah, Jeffrey, we're three for three.

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Speaker 9: Don't embarrass the group. Get this one right, seven, ten,

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Speaker 9: and twelve have been chosen four Jeffrey. Your weight staff

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Speaker 9: question is this, Have you ever finished a customer's alcoholic beverage?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean if over eighty percent are coming in hungover,

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Speaker 5: it's not the best way to cure it is to

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Speaker 1: Do you work there, you just get it, you steal

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Speaker 1: it like you get your own.

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Speaker 5: I think to cure the hangovers.

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Speaker 9: It's over twenty percent, Jeffrey says, over correct, it was

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Speaker 9: under Only six percent of people would admit to finishing

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Speaker 5: That means I'm going to get shocked while singing Chicken

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Speaker 1: Okay, see, this is what you get for spending too

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Speaker 5: I like my chicken beer on Friday.

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Speaker 1: A commercial.

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Speaker 5: Char If you need someone to sit your next jingle,

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Speaker 5: I got you. That's your shot. Colling question of the day,

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Speaker 5: got your phone tap coming up right.

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Speaker 8: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Remember that TLC show My Strange Addiction. Oh yeah, where

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Speaker 1: I love that episode.

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Speaker 5: Yes, well, one of our listeners says she has developed

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Speaker 5: went on three years ago. Oh man, now she cannot

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Speaker 1: Is the underworst movies? Is that what you're talking about?

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Speaker 6: You're getting here.

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Speaker 5: You'll find out a brand new mass speaker coming up

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Speaker 5: right now. You hear me confession, I can't take back

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Speaker 5: all arms. Mouse speaker text to seventy five nine two says,

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Speaker 5: whenever I use an emoji, I've noticed that I make

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Speaker 1: I wonder invite you.

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Speaker 2: That I've never done that.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and justin you don't want to know what face

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Speaker 5: Smirky, aroused face. Maybe you'll never know, but we do

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Speaker 5: sure it's going to be the same with today's listener,

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Speaker 5: who's chosen to go by the fake name Crystal today.

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Speaker 5: So Crystal, welcome to the Showy Crystal.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, Well, the voice changer is on Crystal. You

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Speaker 10: So I hope people don't think that that total weirdo.

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Speaker 1: Oh we like weirdo's. That's not a bad thing.

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Speaker 1: What do you got this weird?

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Speaker 5: Go weird on us.

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Speaker 10: So basically this all started when I took a fork

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we accidentally take a fork home.

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Speaker 10: Well after we went on a date, okay.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and you stayed the night. Is like it was

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Speaker 10: We had some takeout food if it was in my box.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that makes sense. You take your to go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's a big crime that you

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Speaker 5: You don't think I'm a terrible person for this.

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Speaker 8: I mean I'm not.

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Speaker 10: That was not planned.

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Speaker 1: It was okay, what do you do.

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Speaker 3: When you get up from a table? You get okay,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you grab? Some cups in there?

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Speaker 1: Put everything in your pockets and they have two dudes forks.

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Speaker 10: It truly was truly an accidental.

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Speaker 10: Now I have two forks from two different Menuh okay.

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Speaker 10: I got a full sick.

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Speaker 6: Oh so now that was three years ago. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: Wait, every guy that you went on a date with,

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Speaker 1: you tried to take one of his forks.

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Speaker 10: You know whatever. I would hang out with a new guy,

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Speaker 2: I'm a foodie.

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Speaker 3: I have like lightsaber, chopsticks and some cool.

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Speaker 4: You're scared wading through my So I think I'm like,

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Speaker 8: Not.

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Speaker 1: The guys houses like, shoot her stuff.

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Speaker 2: We don't know, we don't have like silverware, like.

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Speaker 1: No silver I think this is so funny.

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Speaker 10: My silverware drawer is now made up of random exs.

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Speaker 10: Random guys are going on a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: With It's kind of like you set the table and

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Speaker 1: it's all love mementos.

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Speaker 10: That's the funny think. People are like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 10: we really like your eclectic.

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Speaker 5: Why does nothing match in your silverware drawer? It's kind

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Speaker 10: I'm like, I've got forks and knives, spoons, I've got

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Speaker 10: solid tongue, you guy, that's valid.

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Speaker 2: Day one guy took you on a date, you got

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Speaker 1: And the guys are probably like, oh yeah, she wants

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Speaker 3: I couldn't get into my bedroom, but I got her

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Speaker 5: Most women like want to steal like sweatshirts from a guy,

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Speaker 5: but she's like, no, no, no, I want a soup spoon.

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Speaker 1: This is much more logical, especially if it's one of

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Speaker 10: There's this one where he was obsessed with Martha Stewart. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: so I stole his mini spoon and I'll sit around

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Speaker 10: and I'll eat my yogurt with it and I'll just

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Speaker 1: Funny.

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Speaker 5: This is so corport.

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Speaker 1: Wait are you in a relationship now?

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Speaker 10: No, I'm out seeking.

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Speaker 1: Okay, if you find a serious relationship, are you going

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Speaker 2: Or is that how he proposes with a gold force?

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Speaker 1: Do you keep it a secret?

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Speaker 10: No, I've got to keep all Okay, the stories are

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Speaker 10: too funny.

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Speaker 5: This one dude.

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Speaker 10: I'll look at my spaghetti fork and things like that

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well impressive.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever gotten caught trying to steal silverware from

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah that was one time.

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Speaker 1: It was a grater, like one of those square ones

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Speaker 10: I was like, oh, my gosh, I thought that was

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Speaker 8: I'm so drunk.

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Speaker 1: It was my phone.

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Speaker 5: I don't wonder my face is all torn up.

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Speaker 2: You're mandolin to shipping nod some zucchinis potato.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, is if this was me. I would tell

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Speaker 1: all of my girlfriends and we would have dinner. Everybody

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Speaker 1: do it? I mean it such good dinner party conversation.

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Speaker 2: Oh you all steal a fork from different guys and

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Speaker 2: join up?

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Speaker 1: Yes, and then it's fork stories.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 1: The problem is the men can't get this idea into

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Speaker 7: Yeah, our stuff is better.

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Speaker 10: We should make it a competition. Please get the best stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Crystal, I mean good luck in your collection that

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Speaker 5: you're assembling for yourself. You're like little Mermaid.

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Speaker 1: But I hope you find make fourth that you need.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious. Text into seven eighty five nine too,

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Speaker 5: if you have a confession you've been holding on two

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Speaker 5: week and hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 5: you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up

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Speaker 5: right after.

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Speaker 8: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for that

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Speaker 5: phone tap. You've all been waiting for it. And there's

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Speaker 5: that hesitant, cringey moment that happens at any new relationship

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Speaker 5: where one person has to be brave and say hey,

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Speaker 5: I want us to be exclusive, so scary and you're

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Speaker 5: hoping praying the other person feels the same because like you.

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Speaker 1: Feel like you're on the same page, but you don't

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, today we call a guy who recently asked

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Speaker 5: it's been twenty four hours she has not responded. So

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Speaker 5: why is she waiting? Because it took that long for

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Speaker 5: us to set up this prank phone call? Oh my god,

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Speaker 5: game show style to see if he's really worthy in

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Speaker 5: your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, my name's Igloo Jones. I'm calling from the

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Speaker 3: service b DV. Good morning.

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Speaker 6: What what is that?

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Speaker 3: I'm from b DV Better Dates Verified. We're actually a

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Speaker 3: third party service. We screen dates ahead of time for

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Speaker 5: What you've probably heard of us on TV. We're been

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Speaker 6: No, I've never heard of anything like this before.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're a real service and according to my notes,

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Speaker 3: you recently asked Amber to be exclusive after only three dates.

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Speaker 6: Wait, how did you know that?

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Speaker 3: I know this because she's the one who hired us

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Speaker 3: and asked us to do a light character screening with you.

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Speaker 6: Is this for real? What is going on?

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Speaker 5: Very real? Of Okay?

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Speaker 3: First question, would you describe your texting style as a

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Speaker 3: memes until someone gives up.

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Speaker 6: I have to choose between those three.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's a simple question.

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Speaker 3: Let's try again, all right, A clear and direct, B

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Speaker 3: confusing in chaotic or ce just means until.

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Speaker 5: Someone gives up. I mean I need an answer.

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Speaker 6: I mean I guess like a one. The first one

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's already been texting with you, so she actually

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Speaker 5: But it sounds like maybe you're not self aware.

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Speaker 6: I've sent a couple of memes, but it's too crazy.

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Speaker 5: There we go.

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Speaker 3: There it is so in a relationship, you just send

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Speaker 3: a buttload of means until the other person gives up.

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Speaker 5: And that's not bad. That's just you.

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Speaker 6: I disagree, anyway.

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Speaker 3: Next question, have you ever keyed a car emotionally or literally?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 6: I don't even know how to answer that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, refuses to answer. Okay, Okay, we'll move on.

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Speaker 6: It's not that I didn't refuse to answer it. I

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Speaker 6: just don't know how to answer it. I'd emotionally key

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Speaker 6: a car, Like how do you answer that question directly?

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Speaker 5: Anyway?

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Speaker 3: Next question, do you currently own more than one samurai sort?

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Speaker 6: No? No, I don't own more than one samurai so okay.

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Speaker 5: So just one?

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Speaker 8: Then?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 5: Just the one that you have and you cherish.

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Speaker 6: I don't own any samurai sorts, but.

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Speaker 5: You have a Ninja star, don't you know what?

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Speaker 3: Let's move on on a scale of one to quote

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Speaker 3: still talks of the rex's mom. How over your last

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Speaker 3: relationship are you?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 6: Do you talk? Where? Did what information?

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Speaker 5: It's a simple question.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Question on a scale of one to still talks to

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Speaker 5: How over your last relationship are you?

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Speaker 3: Zero?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Amber did some digging.

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Speaker 3: Turns out you commented on one of your ex's Instagram

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Speaker 6: We're still friends.

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Speaker 5: I would hook up with X if she was down.

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Speaker 6: Definitely true? Write down.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm running out of time, So last question.

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Speaker 3: Are you the kind of person who likes to start

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Speaker 3: a difficult conversation with quote, we need to talk or

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Speaker 3: do you prefer surprise emotional attacks?

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to answer that because I'm gonna look

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Speaker 3: you only answered half the questions.

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Speaker 6: Questions are crap that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Refusal to cooperate is considered a red flag. But if

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Speaker 3: you've Benmoma Hunter Bucks, I can just mark you down

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Speaker 3: a scam if you pay the money.

457
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 6: I'm not paying ja, Okay.

458
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 3: Well, the only other option I think would be to

459
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,719
Speaker 3: do some type of radio prank phone call on you

460
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 3: on like a big national show, maybe Brig and Jeffrey

461
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,360
Speaker 3: in the Morning. I don't know.

462
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 5: Probably they'll do something stupid like this.

463
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, no way.

464
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,200
Speaker 3: Hey, because this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey

465
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 3: in the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.

466
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god, dude.

467
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 2: Amber set you up.

468
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 10: Man.

469
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 3: She said you asked her about being exclusive and she

470
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 3: hasn't answered you yet, so she set you up.

471
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 5: And her answers yes, by the way.

472
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 1: Yes.

473
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 3: You have a girlfriend officially, and Bro think of it

474
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 3: this way. Now that you guys are exclusive, you can

475
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 3: let her play with your samurai sword.

476
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,199
Speaker 5: I knew you were hiding one.

477
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 2: Pretty sweet.

478
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 5: I bet it's really long.

479
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 6: I don't have a samurai.

480
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 5: I know you're other cutting cucumbers with them.

481
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,919
Speaker 6: Now I want to buy one.

482
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Speaker 8: A week of every morning was fum Taps weekday Morning twenties,

483
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,400
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

484
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Speaker 5: I get a lot of hate from other people on

485
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 5: this show who are jealous that I went to private.

486
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 1: School prow Yes, that's it, that's why.

487
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 5: And it's not fair. I mean, were my school uniforms

488
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 5: designed by Christian dior? Ah? Sure? Did my school cafeteria

489
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 5: have a full time somalier?

490
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 8: Yeah?

491
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:45,919
Speaker 5: Obviously was my school's equestrian team ranked number one in state,

492
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 5: no number one in the country. But hey, I suffered wyoming.

493
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 5: I suffered low moments, just like the rest of you

494
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 5: poor people did. And that's why today we're going to

495
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 5: level the playing field as we all share true stories

496
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 5: of our cringiest school memories in a special Game of

497
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 5: True Confessions School Edition. It's coming up right after this,

498
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 5: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And right now,

499
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 5: kids everywhere are counting down the days and the hours

500
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Speaker 5: to the end of the school years. Many of them

501
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 5: are going to be done in a cap and gown,

502
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 5: moving on from middle school to high school, high school

503
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Speaker 5: to college, college, back to mom's house forever.

504
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Speaker 7: That's right.

505
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 5: Come on, babies, come money, But we make lifelong memories

506
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 5: during our school years. Some of them very positive moments

507
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 5: that we cherish forever. Others we chugged tequila, hoping to

508
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 5: forget them permanently.

509
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: God, but they still make great stories.

510
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Speaker 5: But today we're airing out all of our school yard

511
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Speaker 5: shame by playing a special little game called True Confessions

512
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Speaker 5: School Edition. If you aren't for familiar with this, each

513
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 5: member of the show has two envelopes in front of

514
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 5: them with embarrassing confessions about something we did in our

515
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 5: past during school. I'm because we all know what's true

516
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 5: in our lives. But these could be from graduation night,

517
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 5: could be senior pranks, detention room debaucheries with mister Winklhauser,

518
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 5: and one suggests most spoilers, there one statement that we

519
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 5: say is true. One is a made up live. Yeah,

520
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 5: so we'll pick one envelope, read the confession inside, and

521
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 5: then the show only has thirty seconds to ask questions

522
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 5: and try to figure out if that's the true story

523
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 5: or is it the made up live Do we know

524
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 5: each other well enough?

525
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Speaker 1: I love the interrogation.

526
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 5: I know you do, Brook. Well, let's get started with Brooke.

527
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 5: Alexis which envelope should she open? First one or two?

528
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 8: One?

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00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Brook, open envelope and read us your

530
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 5: true confession.

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Speaker 1: After our middle school graduation, the entire eighth grade class

532
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 1: went on a camping trip. After I checked in, the

533
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 1: female counselor asked my sister, what's your brother's name?

534
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 2: Oh?

535
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: And that's when I realized she was asking about me.

536
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 5: Do you swear on both of your children's lives that

537
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 5: this story is true?

538
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'm not gonna do that even

539
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 1: if it was true or not true. Job, bad question.

540
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: How long was your hair at the time. My mom

541
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: had convinced me to get a pixie cut and it

542
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: would be really cute. Big one.

543
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.

544
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 2: This picture of Brook I have seen her.

545
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 4: From this era was Brook and Jeffery insta recently, and

546
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 4: you did look like a boy.

547
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 5: I think if you had already hooked up with that teacher.

548
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: Yet in eighth grade, no one would kiss me. Okay,

549
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 1: really wanted to kiss everyone.

550
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 5: Alexis, what do you think? Is that a true statement

551
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 5: or did she make.

552
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 4: It up based off the photo I saw?

553
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 7: Get true?

554
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: I am confident it's true.

555
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 5: We were all very confident that really happened to Brook.

556
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 5: Brook Is it true or not.

557
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 1: Very true?

558
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm no surprise there. Now we're going over to Jose.

559
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 5: It's your turn. Brook Which envelope should he open one?

560
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 5: Or two?

561
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: Let's go too.

562
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 6: Go.

563
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 3: I was fired as the school mascot for being too lazy.

564
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: Let me finish.

565
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 3: They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead

566
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 3: of dancing.

567
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 5: God, do you swear on both of brooks Children's statement

568
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 5: is true?

569
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 2: I do absolutely too, both of them.

570
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: Hey did you have to audition for the job?

571
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 5: No, maz come on, it's me.

572
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: What's the mascot?

573
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 2: We're tigers and I'm Tiger?

574
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And your mom always thought that you

575
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: would be Tigger, like I know your mom was obsessed

576
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 1: with that.

577
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 5: What was one school chance that you had to do?

578
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 5: Let's go tigers?

579
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 2: Literally, they were like, just no, dance, I have the energies.

580
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't think it's true. I don't think Jose

581
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 5: had the commitment even to audition. I'm sorry.

582
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: I think it's true.

583
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 4: I think the flurry with the cheerleaders is true, but

584
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 4: not as a mascot.

585
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: It's not true.

586
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 5: Is it true?

587
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: It is a lot?

588
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 9: Yeah.

589
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 8: No.

590
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 3: One of my teachers in suggested to me though, she'd

591
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: be like, you'd be perfect for our mascot, but I

592
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 3: was already JV on the football time.

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00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm busy. If you're just joining us, we're in

594
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 5: the middle of a game called True Confession School Edition,

595
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 5: where we're going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our

596
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 5: school years, trying to figure out if they're true or

597
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 5: if they're made up. Alexis, it's your turn to confess.

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00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 5: I think you should open envelope number one.

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00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 4: Okay, it's hard fake nails.

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00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 4: We had a final track banquet my senior year. After

602
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 4: the awards and dinner, I went to drive home and

603
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 4: hit a car in the parking.

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00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not sure we need to ask any questions

605
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 5: at this You got.

606
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 7: You got time?

607
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: What kind of car were you driving? I had?

608
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Speaker 4: My first car was a gold Lexus. It was really

609
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 4: old and the trunk didn't close. Okay, did you report

610
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 4: the accident?

611
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 2: Broke?

612
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 5: Do you even stick around for the exit?

613
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: It's been long enough.

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00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 4: I think I could say no, I did not report

615
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 4: the accident.

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00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: How much damage? Like, did you lose a bumper or

617
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 2: was it?

618
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: I don't really look, I just hear.

619
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Speaker 5: How out of your mom, was you brother?

620
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Speaker 1: I don't think I need to answer that wrong, Jeffrey, are.

621
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 5: All right?

622
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: Brooke?

623
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 5: What do you think? Is that true?

624
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: I actually I want to believe, but I think it's false.

625
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 2: Really, I'm know with Brook. I say it's false.

626
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 5: Old habits die hard. I say it's true.

627
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: He true guars.

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00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm Jose which envelope in my opening? Here?

629
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: Let's go number two?

630
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 5: Number two? Okay. My senior year highlight was being featured

631
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 5: as a tap dancing waiter in the musical Hello Dolly.

632
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 5: The non highlight was all the dudes on my soccer

633
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 5: team showed up to the performance and were like, what

634
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 5: the hell are you doing? You're the captain of the

635
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 5: soccer team.

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00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: Though jeff was the team captain. No, he's bragged about it.

637
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: Remember when we played soccer with a Pineapple Terrible And

638
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: he's like, I was a team captain.

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00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: That's right.

640
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 5: You guys can ask me a question instead of during

641
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 5: the thirty's.

642
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 4: In the room.

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00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: What position did you play in soccer?

644
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 5: Center? Mid?

645
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: You were your striker.

646
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: For you invited them to the show. You were your mom.

647
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 5: It was probably my mom, but they may have come

648
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 5: on their own accord.

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00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: Okay, were embarrassed, Toy, proud of your performance.

650
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,959
Speaker 5: I was proud of my performance, embarrassed that everybody saw it.

651
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: I want this to be true.

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00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 5: Brooks says, true Jose.

653
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say fall Alexis.

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00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to be true.

656
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 5: No one actually believes it was I the star waiter

657
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 5: in the musical Hello Dolly when my soccer team showed up.

658
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 5: Of course that's true.

659
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: And on your soccer team for not being more supportive.

660
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you've got fancy feet. That's why you're

661
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: good at tap soccer. So take that.

662
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 5: Remitted to the quarterfinals in the playoffs.

663
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: I could just see him prancing down a soccer fields.

664
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Speaker 1: Should suck it.

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00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 5: I don't know what other shameful stories that we have

666
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 5: to share, but there is one of mine left that

667
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 5: I hope I don't have to tell. We're gonna find

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00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 5: out as we do more True Confessions School.

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00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 5: Right after this, we're in the middle of True Confessions

671
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 5: School edition, going around the room trying to figure out

672
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 5: who's telling the truth, who's being a nasty little live mass.

673
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 5: The way that it works is we all have written

674
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 5: down confessions about embarrassing things we did back in our

675
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 5: school years. One confession is true, One's a made up lie.

676
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 5: Ready for a brand new round, starting fresh with two

677
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 5: brand new envelopes in front of us, two brand new confessions,

678
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 5: and it's Brooks turn again. Jose, choose which envelope she's

679
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 5: going to open? One or two?

680
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: Ah?

681
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I gotta go too.

682
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. I was a journalism major and at

683
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Speaker 1: the end of my senior year I had to give

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Speaker 1: a commencement speech to the class. Oh but I stayed

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Speaker 1: up all night and didn't prepare the next day with

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Speaker 1: hardly any notes. I gave the worst speech in the

687
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Speaker 1: schools one hundred and twenty year history.

688
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 5: What was the speech about?

689
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: I basically said I love you all over and over again.

690
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be you're graduating from college and

691
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: you just spend amount of money and how life will

692
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: be great for It's like it's Montana.

693
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: You could have just like spitt in a cup.

694
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: And what were you doing the night before?

695
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 7: I was a.

696
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: Director on our student documentary, so I was I was

697
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: trying to finish it because we all had that's not.

698
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 2: Drinking with it, boy?

699
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay o, j what do you think.

700
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 6: You know.

701
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 3: I just feel like Brooke is such a super woman.

702
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: She would never let herself, even if she's wildly hungover,

703
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 3: fail that miserably on his big speech.

704
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say it's false.

705
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 5: I know Brook's like such an over planner for stuff.

706
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 5: There's no way she wouldn't do anything before the speech.

707
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 5: It can't be true.

708
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,239
Speaker 4: Really, See, I think Brooke will be like, I got

709
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 4: charity event tonight.

710
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: Oop's got to talk in five minutes.

711
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 7: So I think it's true.

712
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Broke, is it true or not?

713
00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: It's true. It was a most mortified fifteen minutes of

714
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: my life. I never oh, it was so long. The

715
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: guy I was dating at the time I finally got

716
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: off the stage and he's like, whoa, Yeah, well that

717
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: was a speech.

718
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 6: Wow.

719
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 5: I did not see that.

720
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't good. So to my professors, who are still

721
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: lovely people, I apologize picked the wrong person.

722
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 5: Jose, you're up, alexis which envelope is he going to open?

723
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 6: One?

724
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 5: Or two?

725
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 4: One?

726
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 3: At one of our high school football games, I was

727
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 3: injured and I couldn't play, so instead of sitting on

728
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 3: the sideline with the team, I ended up sprang my

729
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 3: entire body with cologne and sitting in the stands next

730
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 3: to my crush.

731
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 5: They brand of cologne? Was it awkward?

732
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 2: Digio texting if you own a bottle of it?

733
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 6: Still?

734
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: Were you breaking a rule by leaving the team?

735
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't like varsity, so like it wasn't

736
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 3: a big deal for me to not be on the

737
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 3: sidelines with everybody else.

738
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: Well, what was your injury?

739
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 2: I tore my sacral iliac right back here in my hip. Yeah,

740
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 2: and to this day I still have issues with sacro iliac.

741
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 7: Why did I ask?

742
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 2: I pushed me down and I had back spasms for months.

743
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: Defastration.

744
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 5: I kind of want that demonstration later, but just for

745
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 5: the term sacro iliac. No way he could make that up.

746
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 5: That has to trus to be true.

747
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: I think that all that happened except for him leaving

748
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: the bench. I think you would be forced to sit

749
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: on the bench any good coach. I think it's false.

750
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 8: It is true.

751
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 7: Yes, I got out of the game.

752
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 3: I told him I couldn't make it because I was

753
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 3: so hurt. But then I snuck into the stands and

754
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 3: I remember putting on myself and this girl would not

755
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 3: sit next to me, and I kept moving to her,

756
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 3: and eventually later her friends were like, dude, she said,

757
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 3: you smell really strong, and oh the coach.

758
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 5: Is like, so that turns out to be true too,

759
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 5: if you're just joining. We're in the middle of the game,

760
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 5: a True Confession school edition, going around sharing cringe worthy

761
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 5: stories from our school years, trying to figure out if

762
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 5: they are real, true stories or if they're just made up.

763
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 5: We're going to keep it going with Alexis's turn, I

764
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 5: think you choose envelope number one.

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00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: Okay.

766
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: If Alexis tore her sacro iliac, I'm going.

767
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 5: To be.

768
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 4: I had to sit out from running and I sat

769
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 4: with my crush.

770
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

771
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 4: At the end of high school graduation, one of my

772
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 4: teachers came up to me and said he saw me

773
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 4: cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a

774
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 4: fist bump.

775
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: What a fist book that's not only gonna How old

776
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: was the teacher?

777
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 4: I don't you think I know teachers a middle aged man.

778
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 5: What class did they teach?

779
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: Ap World History?

780
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 5: How did you cheat?

781
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: Well, it was AP class. How am I supposed to

782
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: by that on my own job? How did you want

783
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: at wait? How did you get into a P if

784
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: you were cheating. Wait a man that was in it.

785
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 7: Can't anybody get maybe.

786
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 5: For the upper echelon, but maybe maybe in your school. Okay,

787
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 5: So is that true or is that false?

788
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: I know she's really proud of her cheating history. We've

789
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: talked about it multiple.

790
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 5: School cheating, school cheating.

791
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know that a teacher would fist

792
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: bump you. That'd be terrible. I'm gonna say false.

793
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 5: I think this is true. I've read her Instagram captions

794
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 5: and I could tell she's taken a P. So I'm

795
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 5: going to say absolutely, it's true, Jeff.

796
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 7: It is true.

797
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's a songer coach. She's a kind of chill

798
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 4: after there's the two story buildings.

799
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: We look down and see me cheating.

800
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 5: Oh, wouldn't stop you.

801
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: You weren't even a very good about me.

802
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 5: All Right, it's my turn, Brook which envelope in my

803
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 5: opening one or two to please let it.

804
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: Be the embarrassing thing. Jeff's embarrassing story is just.

805
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 5: Really the ones. Let's see. On graduation night after high school,

806
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 5: I went to my first house party ever, where I

807
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 5: drank vodka for the first time and attempted to ride

808
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 5: a donkey? Oh my god, is that?

809
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: Why did they have a donkey because he's rich? I

810
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: just thought that.

811
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 5: Why there was on a property that had a barn

812
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 5: and in the barn was a donkey.

813
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 1: Why were you never invited to a party before this? Yeah,

814
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: if you were the captain of the song.

815
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 5: Yes, I had so many extra curriculars going on in

816
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 5: my life. There was no time for me to be cool.

817
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: You were invited for a reason.

818
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: How was the did you handle it? Life of the party?

819
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 5: I was life of the party for the first time.

820
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: I've been drunk with Jeff and that's hard to believe. Yeah,

821
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: I feel like it was passed out at a corner somewhere.

822
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 5: Oh, it's really hurtful.

823
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 2: Before and you were you were the life of the party,

824
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 2: but for how long?

825
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 5: And a good wish?

826
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 2: Everyone was focused on Jeff.

827
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna say this is not a roast, It

828
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 5: is a true confession segment. Alexis, I'm not even gonna ask.

829
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 1: You go to a barn after any barns ever.

830
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 5: After grad night, I went to my first house party

831
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,479
Speaker 5: and drank vodka for the first time. Was the life

832
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 5: of the party and tried to write a donkey that's true.

833
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 11: It's true. It is true.

834
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: With jeff Texas, let us know the barn Donkey party.

835
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 5: Okay segment John, that was true. Confession School edition.

836
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, get jeff and vodka.

837
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna go cry. It's Brook and Jeffrey.

838
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: What we expected that what he did.

839
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 5: At the party?

840
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 8: I was at breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

841
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 5: A weird prank in Australia got over a million views

842
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 5: and it all started with a teenager who said, let's

843
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 5: mess with an old guy in the underwear section of

844
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 5: Cambo No Plus, a couple gets their entire wedding completely

845
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 5: for free, and it's all thanks to the groom's unique

846
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 5: lass name. You'll hear all of that and more coming

847
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 5: up in a brand.

848
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 7: New TikTok click shot.

849
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 5: We're doing it right now. The only thing more soothing

850
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 5: than lying under a weighted blanket with a bottle of

851
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 5: Camomeal lotion while a noise machine makes whale sounds is

852
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 5: gently getting tickled behind the ears with.

853
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 7: Woo TikTok click Shock.

854
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: Why am I creeped out by bull.

855
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 5: TikTok click Shock? We discuss the biggest TikTok videos from

856
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 5: the past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok

857
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 5: Click Shock, which is out of Australia from an account

858
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 5: called Boaters, basically run by a group of teens who

859
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 5: play pranks on people all throughout the country. They've only

860
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 5: got a handful of videos up, but the eatest one

861
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 5: went viral. It's called the Apple Pay prank.

862
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: Oh I've seen this and I hate this.

863
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 5: Okay, It's got over one point two million views on

864
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 5: this one and it happened inside of a kmart when

865
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 5: a teen filmed himself approaching an older man in the

866
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 5: underwear section of the store.

867
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: Okay, you usually do.

868
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 5: Before asking him for the time on his phone, all right,

869
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 5: and the prank works like this. Once he pulls his

870
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 5: phone out to check the time, the teen reaches over

871
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 5: and pretends to tap the guy's phone with his phone okay,

872
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 5: while playing a recording of the Apple pay sound ding.

873
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh, so it looks like.

874
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 2: It sounds and looks like you paid.

875
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: You know, it wouldn't work on me. I would think

876
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: I just got paid. Yeah, I got tipped for giving

877
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 1: you the time.

878
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 5: Let's hear how this one played out. Excuse me, do

879
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 5: you have a time on you buy a chunks?

880
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: One city thank you.

881
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 6: What are you doing there?

882
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 5: I just needed to give your phone?

883
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 6: Can we just give me that phone?

884
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 12: Wrong?

885
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 5: Now I'm to explain went really well?

886
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: I repressed. I knows the Apple.

887
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 5: Sound obviously thought the kid was stealing money from his

888
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 5: Apple past somehow. But it was just a prank. So

889
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 5: the video ends before any resolution is made.

890
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: So did the kid get beat up?

891
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 5: That's what I assume happened, because no other videos have

892
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 5: been posted after this.

893
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: There were he did take his phone away.

894
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 5: There were thousands of comments though, keep in mind this

895
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 5: is Australia, so one person said, prank your mates, not strangers,

896
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 5: just trying to live their lives in peace. It seems

897
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 5: like the teens are going to be moving on to

898
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 5: a different prank called moaning in ears, so we might

899
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 5: be covering that one next week.

900
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: Here, I think I know what the audio is going

901
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: to sell.

902
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, no spoilers. That's a TikTok click shock You're next.

903
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 7: TikTok click shot is from.

904
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 5: A Texas woman who's going viral after posting her reaction

905
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 5: to a money quote regarding her friend's upcoming wedding. MM okay,

906
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,919
Speaker 5: so to give this context, and this is not coming

907
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: from me, it's from the girl who made the video.

908
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 5: Many young brides right now find their wedding vendors through

909
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 5: social media.

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00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense.

911
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 5: Who's popular? Who do other people love or are they great?

912
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: You can see their work? Oh yeah, you can.

913
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: See their work.

914
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 5: Yes. So the bride wanted her makeup to be a

915
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 5: big priority, okay, and she got a quote from a

916
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 5: person near Dallas who's very, very popular online, just to

917
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 5: see how much it would cost.

918
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: It's always good to know what you're going to be

919
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: paying before you have someone.

920
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 2: Isn't everything expensive so much?

921
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

922
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 5: Well, here's what happened.

923
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 12: My friend reached out to a well known makeup artist

924
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 12: just to see what the pricing would be. So her

925
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 12: typical day rate is twenty five thousand dollars starting out

926
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 12: each travel day.

927
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 11: Guys, that's just travel.

928
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 12: It gets worse glam for the wedding day. Fifty fifty

929
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 12: thousand dollars.

930
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 7: Right off the rip.

931
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 12: We're spending one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars and

932
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 12: we haven't even gotten to like travel, accommodations or anything.

933
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 12: What the hotel has to be preproved, it has you

934
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 12: have to pay for the transportation for the makeup artists

935
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 12: and their assistant. That's just the base rate. This is

936
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 12: just so shocking to me for fucking makeup, Like, I

937
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 12: get it, but but you don't. Oh one hundred grand plus.

938
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,959
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I can't.

939
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: I will not be getting married.

940
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 5: Oh so that's one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.

941
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: Scam is this woman's running?

942
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 5: That's what Kim Karnash only can afford that, and that

943
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 5: doesn't include paying for her travel costs or her logic.

944
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: Do you think that she just helps to get one client,

945
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: one sucking a year and she's like, eh, there's my salary. Yeah,

946
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: paying that.

947
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 5: It's ridiculous for any normal situation, but for a wedding

948
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 5: it might be kind of reasonable. It's so reasonable. One

949
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 5: of the top comments said, make up like what you

950
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 5: wash off at the end of the day.

951
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: Exactly.

952
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but come on, it's her moment.

953
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 4: I can't know what I had to pay like two

954
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 4: fifty for brides mad makeup before thousand dollars.

955
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 8: Wow.

956
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 5: Some people are standing up for the makeup artist, saying

957
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 5: she's very, very popular and she gets paid that rate

958
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 5: all the time if.

959
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: It works for her, So to her fake own a

960
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 1: fake account comment on that video. I do not believe

961
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: anyone is paying.

962
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 2: I mean, you make a good point.

963
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 3: If just two billionaires can do this, she's making two

964
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty k, Like, that's crazy, so stupid.

965
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 5: I'm jealous something. So that was a TikTok click shot

966
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,959
Speaker 5: in your final TikTok click shot is from another woman

967
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 5: in Texas named Olivia Morris. Her video went viral as

968
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 5: she made an impassioned plea to Dairy Queen asking if

969
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 5: they would cater her wedding.

970
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 7: First, Oh, that's awesome.

971
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: Now this is a wedding I.

972
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 2: Like, yes, and they quoted her twenty five thousand dollars.

973
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 5: Why did Dairy Queen pay attention compared to all the

974
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 5: other people who would want this to happen? Because the

975
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 5: groom's name was Bradley Blizzard. No, and she told the viewers,

976
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 5: I just realized that if Blizzard's gonna be my last name,

977
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 5: I need to fully lean in my dad.

978
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 8: Yeah.

979
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 1: And the theme of her wedding is heart eats, cool treats.

980
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and she could be queen. Oh she is.

981
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 9: Yes.

982
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 5: She asked DQ if they wanted to be a part

983
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 5: of it, and they responded back with two words, I do.

984
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: Did it happen?

985
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 5: Dairy Queen took over cute and a local news station

986
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,439
Speaker 5: covered it. Here's how it went.

987
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 11: The restaurant welcomed Bradley and Olivia for an engagement shoot,

988
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 11: then gave them Dairy Queen swag for their bachelor and

989
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:56,240
Speaker 11: bachelorette park, and on their wedding day provided blizzards. Dairy

990
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 11: Queen and the Blizzards a perfect marriage.

991
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: That is so cute. I bet their pictures were so cute.

992
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: I want her mouth under the ice if he held

993
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: her upside down and see if she's fall out of

994
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: her dress.

995
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 8: You know.

996
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 5: I wonder if they had the dip cones in the

997
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 5: During the wedding, it was instead of wedding cake, blizzards

998
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 5: were passed out to everybody on the dance floor. So

999
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 5: there you go. One wedding has a makeup artist for

1000
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. The other grim's

1001
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 5: last name is Blizzard, so he gets his wedding for free.

1002
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: And that's why I want to go to Yeah, those

1003
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: were your TikTok click shots stories.

1004
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: For the day.

1005
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1006
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 5: On the phone with us right now is a woman

1007
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 5: named Natasha who is the proud owner of the longest

1008
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 5: losing streak ever. On this segment, zero wins and wow,

1009
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 5: the guests says in the room for how many she

1010
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 5: is lost.

1011
00:46:59,440 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 8: In a row?

1012
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 6: Guy?

1013
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: Can I can't ask the first? I mean, how many

1014
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: years ago was it that you started playing Natasha?

1015
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 6: Nine years ago?

1016
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: Nine years ago?

1017
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 5: Many losses has she racked up twelve months?

1018
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: That's like eight I'm gonna go a thousand losses?

1019
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1020
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 5: Close, seventeen losses?

1021
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 7: Guess one tie?

1022
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 5: So technically because Ty goes to the house, it's eighteen

1023
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 5: straight losses.

1024
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 12: In there.

1025
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 5: He did it, doesn't say on my screener.

1026
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't talk about that in day Natasha? Okay, yeah, okay, you.

1027
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 2: Got to help her out.

1028
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 5: Do you feel like you're getting better over time? Natasha?

1029
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 5: Are you getting worse?

1030
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 6: I'm getting better at Louvi.

1031
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, make the questions easier.

1032
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: Her story is one of persistence, you know, perseverance.

1033
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 5: And perseverance possible if she gets a win today. Let's

1034
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 5: send Broke out of the studio and we can go

1035
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 5: over the rules here. You got thirty seconds answer as

1036
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 5: many questions as possible. If you don't know when you

1037
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 5: could say past, you have to beat broke out right

1038
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 5: if you want to win. You knew that done this

1039
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 5: a lot. We believe in you. Your time starts now

1040
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 5: on this day. In twenty fifteen, What Action Movie Superstars

1041
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 5: set the world record for most selfies taken in three

1042
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 5: minutes past. The person being accused in a criminal case

1043
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 5: is the defendant? What do you call the person doing

1044
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 5: the accusing? In nineteen ninety three, Crayola officially came up

1045
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 5: with a new color named Razmataz. It's a shade of

1046
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 5: what color red? What word describes the type of energy

1047
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 5: we get from the sun. In literature, the main character

1048
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 5: in the story is called what oh?

1049
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 8: I know that character is.

1050
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 5: The main character, the main character. You're not wrong. I

1051
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 5: don't know if that's the answer that we were going for, though,

1052
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 5: Natash Show, I mean, at this point you've been on

1053
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 5: so much. We already know pretty much everything about you.

1054
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 5: We know your grandparents' names, your blood type.

1055
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of Brook, Jeff and Natasha in

1056
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 2: the morning.

1057
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 5: Basically. The one thing that I don't know is how

1058
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 5: many partners.

1059
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 6: Have you had? You with us?

1060
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 7: Pickleball?

1061
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 5: Pickleball partners because I'm assuming you play pickleball. It's really

1062
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 5: popular right now?

1063
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 2: How many pickles?

1064
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 6: One?

1065
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 5: It's Brook, She's the only one.

1066
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: We're going to say. Anything we talked about that.

1067
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 5: Is coming out. Okay, you can trust.

1068
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: Someone and Natasha turns on you.

1069
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 5: Actually, I thought I couldn't expect that. I really like, yeah,

1070
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 5: stop with all the hot pickle talk. Brook, it's your turn.

1071
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 5: You're ready. Your time starts now on this day. In

1072
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 5: twenty fifteen, What Action Movie Superstars set the world record

1073
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 5: for most selfies taken in three minutes?

1074
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 11: What actually?

1075
00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: Uh, Tom Cruise?

1076
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 5: The person being accused in a criminal case is the defendant?

1077
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: What do you call the person doing the accusing the plaintiff?

1078
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 5: In nineteen ninety three, Crayola officially came up with a

1079
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 5: new color named Razmataz. It's a shade of what color red?

1080
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 5: What word describes the type of energy we get from

1081
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 5: the sun?

1082
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: A solar?

1083
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 5: In literature, the main character in the story.

1084
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: Is called what protagonist?

1085
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 5: That's it. We got all our answers in how will

1086
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 5: Natasha fair today? Let's go to the scoreboard and find

1087
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 5: out with Jose.

1088
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 7: Oh no, my landlord just texted me being too loud but.

1089
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 2: Natasha, you got too correct. Today is today the day? Natasha?

1090
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 2: Ye Ah, Well, you're right, Brook, you got full.

1091
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 5: The losing street continues for Natasha.

1092
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 8: I love it.

1093
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 5: It is that much. And you're one of the best

1094
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 5: losers is that we've ever had. You have such a

1095
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 5: good spirit. Thanks for being on again. But let's go

1096
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 5: over the answers for everybody on this day. In twenty fifteen,

1097
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 5: the Rock set the new world record for most Selfi's

1098
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 5: taken in three minutes. He did it while he was

1099
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 5: doing the red carpet for the movie San Andreas.

1100
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: Was it a goal of his or was it accident?

1101
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1102
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 5: The person being accused in a criminal case is the defendant.

1103
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 5: The person doing the accusing is called the plaintiff.

1104
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 6: Right that.

1105
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: You watch enough Judge Judy and you learn that.

1106
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 5: And that's my favorite.

1107
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 12: Why Yeah.

1108
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 5: In nineteen ninety three, Creola came up with a new

1109
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 5: color named Razmataz, a shade of red mixed with pink.

1110
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 5: A five year old actually came up with it. Cool name.

1111
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 5: The word that describes the type of energy you get

1112
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 5: from the sun is solar energy, and in literature, the

1113
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 5: main character in the story while it is yes, the

1114
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 5: main character. The word you're looking for is the protagonist. Yeah, Natasha,

1115
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 5: such a good time having you on. It wasn't enough

1116
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 5: to beat Brooke, but just we're playing. We're gonna give

1117
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 5: you a pair of tickets to see our very own

1118
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,919
Speaker 5: Jose Bolano Sinfraz live at the Emerald City Comedy Club

1119
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 5: on June fourth.

1120
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: Oh fun, Okay, we'll come make you after Natasha wipe

1121
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: away your tears.

1122
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 5: Hey, Natasha, come back and play again soon. We're gonna

1123
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 5: do Windbrooks Bucks same time

1124
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 8: Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.