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Speaker 1: Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: is here. Get your butt at the front door. We

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Speaker 1: are supervillains ready to overtake the world and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it in style. It's time for the best radio

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. It is

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Speaker 1: Halloween Eve Eve, and give me just sixty seconds. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna start the show by telling you about the scariest

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Speaker 1: thing out there this Halloween. Legit scariest thing. We just

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Speaker 1: sad Halloween. But before we start the show, let's take roll.

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Speaker 1: Alex Free, You're here, I'm here, all right, I got

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Speaker 1: you written down English, Havin, I am present, okay. And

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Speaker 1: our executive research Justin Barnes. Yeah, I made it right.

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Speaker 1: Jubile Fresh, Yeah, I'm here too, Okay, We're all here. Well.

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Speaker 1: The scariest thing though by far, this Halloween, or really

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Speaker 1: ye all the time. Have you guys seen the TikTok trend?

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Speaker 1: TikTok trend. Yeah, which one one of the million TikTok

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Speaker 1: trends of the minute, because there's always a new challenge

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Speaker 1: or a trend, the new thing though because of TikTok.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those things that is something that you

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Speaker 1: have to say now that you should have never had

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Speaker 1: to say. But don't super glue vampire teeth into your mouth.

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Speaker 1: There's TikTok trend going on right now where people are

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Speaker 1: super gluing vampire teeth into their mouth. Why would you

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Speaker 1: start with superglue? Honestly, they deserve it. Yeah, seriously, if

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Speaker 1: you deserve what you can. That's why there's those warning

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Speaker 1: labels because of stupid people like them. Yes really yeah,

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Speaker 1: because anytime I've picked up superglue, I've never thought I'm

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Speaker 1: that actually happens, but in my mind that happens. But

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Speaker 1: Alex is right, that's the reason there's warning labels on

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Speaker 1: It was like lighters have flammable warning labels on It's

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Speaker 1: like fire, I burn my face and you didn't tell

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Speaker 1: me that what's going to be fire in a lighter.

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Speaker 1: So people are actually super gluing vampire teeth in their

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Speaker 1: mouth because of TikTok. Not only get a poison you,

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Speaker 1: but there's also potential damage to your teeth that could

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Speaker 1: be really serious. Oh really, Yeah, I know I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: not a big deal. It could also ruin your teeth.

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Speaker 1: Didn't just say that. You could wind up destroying your enamel,

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Speaker 1: damaging your gum tissue, and even losing teeth because of this.

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Speaker 1: So again they deserve it. Yeah, yea, So why people

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Speaker 1: I want to see Evan do it. Maybe we can try. Actually, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not a good idea. We're ripping on it and

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Speaker 1: we're like you know what, though, would be really funny

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Speaker 1: and great content for the radio. If Evans super glues

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Speaker 1: almost Halloween and I don't have a costume. I don't either.

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Speaker 1: Mario Kart and characters. Idea. That's really good. So I'm Wallauigi.

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Speaker 1: Oh the handlebars a bicycle's just a red hoodie boom.

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, Well, for all your costume needs, just

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Speaker 1: this segment sponsored by executive producer Justin's costume Star. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Whatever it does, will make sure to superglue vampire teeth

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Speaker 1: for Halloween? We need some costume ideas. Yeah we do.

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Speaker 1: And on the show today we got beat the Brick

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Speaker 1: coming up, a brand new War of the Roses to

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Speaker 1: catch Cheater, and of course your phone prank, which is

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. I'm so jealous of

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Speaker 1: Yeah I know, but I am very jealous of this person.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's that's a trade secret. Like my fabulousness is

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Speaker 1: This is such a rich people. Probably, Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: the fault the jogs behind you picks up after your dog.

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Speaker 1: I can't stand people who don't pick up their dog poop,

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Speaker 1: definitely have to clean up some poop on the wall. No, no,

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Speaker 1: a poop on the wall story, do they? Well? I

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Speaker 1: window of my car. Yeah, dog poole, you're stepping in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's'm constantly seven in dog poop. Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. It's actually really dirty. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, what's your dirty little secret? The Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: only on the New Hits one oh six point one. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Albert Ross. I was looking for Caitlin. Uh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Caitlin. I'm but I'm sorry. Who's this Albert Ross?

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Speaker 1: Albert Ross? How are you? Um? I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: actually one of your neighbors a few houses down, and

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Speaker 1: I got your number from Greg, you know, Greggy Pants,

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Speaker 1: don't know the specifics on all that, but let's just

419
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Speaker 1: ask Zoe, Zoe, what's up? Hey, how are you guys?

420
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm probably doing better than you. Yeah, yeah, I know.

421
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,119
Speaker 1: I kind of sense I think I know where this

422
00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 1: is going with my husband. Okay, how long have you

423
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:05,359
Speaker 1: guys been together? Married? Four years but together for six Okay, Okay,

424
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,760
Speaker 1: that's a long time. Is a really long time. So yeah,

425
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,719
Speaker 1: what has he been doing lately to make you think

426
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 1: that he's cheating on you? Well, I think it's pretty obvious.

427
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 1: But um, we have a big house. Oh she's like,

428
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,120
Speaker 1: that doesn't even have anything to do with you thinking

429
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,120
Speaker 1: your husband's cheating. It's like, yeah, but I just wanted

430
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 1: to point out we live in a man chunk. So

431
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 1: so my husband and I were really big into interior design, okay,

432
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 1: and so we tend to like the same the same art,

433
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 1: the same um like faces and paintings and in other words,

434
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 1: And you guys are doing okay in life because you're

435
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,640
Speaker 1: into all rich people stuff. You have a big house,

436
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 1: and we're into paintings and this and that and this

437
00:21:55,560 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 1: and that. Well we do well. Okay. Um. One day

438
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 1: I hie him putting up this really nice bowl that

439
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 1: we got for a wedding gift, and this one really

440
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 1: pretty base and there was a rug to anyway, So

441
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 1: I noticed he put it in his car, and he

442
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: didn't realize that I saw that, and so when he left,

443
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:23,880
Speaker 1: I followed him and he went to a storage unit.

444
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: Oh why then? That why? I'm like, why would he

445
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 1: be doing that? So I don't I feel like he's

446
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 1: getting ready to leave me. So you think he's getting

447
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: items and moving him out of your house and putting

448
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,719
Speaker 1: them in a storage unit. Did you actually see him

449
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: put anything in the storage unit? No? I I didn't

450
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: see him bring anything in this. I just drove by,

451
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: but I saw him move, like drive into the storage unit.

452
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,199
Speaker 1: And I don't even we don't have a storage unit together,

453
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: no matter what. Okay, there's also definitely blurred lines in

454
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 1: a in a marriage. I don't know obviously Alex and Ji.

455
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: Will you guys know as you're married? But is the

456
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: stuff his or yours? Or is it like both of yours?

457
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: I think it's supposed to be both yours. But honestly,

458
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: if m Alex left me, I don't care. You can

459
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 1: have whatever you want. Like I'm gonna live in a

460
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: tent somewhere over here. Yeah, I'm gonna be living with

461
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 1: the guys in the tent up there, like I'm giving

462
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: up on everything. Monday, I'm not here and I'm up

463
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: there in the tent. You know exactly what happened, but um,

464
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: I think it's supposed to be both of yours anyway,

465
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: Um okay, well here's an idea. Then, what's the name

466
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: of the storage place? Storage? Okay, well, how about this.

467
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: We'll play a song and come back. I'll call him

468
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the storage place, and we're

469
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 1: doing some sort of customer appreciation where he wins a

470
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: romantic weekend away and a bouquet of flowers that he

471
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: can send to somebody. And we'll see if he gives

472
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: us your name where someone else is, and you'll learn

473
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: two things you want. You'll learn that he's got this

474
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 1: storage you know, for some reason. And two if he

475
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: says someone else's name, then you know that he's not

476
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: being faithful. Okay, that sounds good. That will work. Okay,

477
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 1: all right, well, play a song, come back, and then

478
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can catch your husband cheating. Are

479
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: you excited, Zoe Evan? Sorry? Yeah, Evan, I'm really excited. Yeah. Sorry,

480
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, play a song, come back,

481
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: and then see if we can figure this out for you. Okay,

482
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: it's a jewel show. This guy isn't cheating. He's definitely

483
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: up to something weird. Yeah, right in the middle of

484
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: War of the Roses to catch a cheater, And Zoe

485
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: is on the phone with us, and she thinks her

486
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: husband of four years is cheating on her because they

487
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: live in as a Zoe puts it, a big house,

488
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: but they live in a big house. And one day

489
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: she saw him taking some stuff out of the house,

490
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: and then she followed him and he went to a

491
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: storage unit. Fish. They don't have a storage unit together,

492
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 1: and she thinks that maybe he's sing someone else, and

493
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: also maybe he's like starting to get things out of

494
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: the house so he can keep them if they break

495
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: up or if he leaves her. All right, Zoe, I'm

496
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,479
Speaker 1: gonna try to call him and pretend to be from

497
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: the storage place and see if we can figure out

498
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: if he is seeing someone else. Okay, okay, all right,

499
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: here we go, And remember we tell everybody this before

500
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: we call. If he is cheating and you find that out,

501
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,239
Speaker 1: it's better off. Good riddance. Yeah, and don't take him

502
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: back take him Fallsworth, Yeah he will, Yeah, don't take

503
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: him back, take him for everything. I like thinking there,

504
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello, Hey, Albert Ross from

505
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: a storage is looking for Elijah. Yes, it's him, Elijah.

506
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: How's it going, buddy, I'm doing fine about yourself, not

507
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: too shabba doo. Thank you for asking, sir. I just

508
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: wanted to call touch base with you on a couple

509
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: of things here about your storage unit. If you got

510
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: a moment, Yeah, sure, that's fine. No one broke in

511
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 1: or anything, did they? No, sir, sure you. Our security

512
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: is tied as the dog's backside. I always has been,

513
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: always will be, so no problem there. I am actually

514
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 1: calling you because we are doing a little customer appreciation thing, okay,

515
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: And what that is is we are selecting one person

516
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: who has a storage unit here every month to receive

517
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: a fabulous lover's weekend away for two and it comes

518
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: with a chocolates and some roses that you can send

519
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: to whoever you want to. I mean, I would send

520
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: it to the love one that you're going on a

521
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: vacation with. But I mean if you got no love one,

522
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: then you can't send them, but you can send it

523
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: whoever you wants, basically what I'm saying. So anyway, congratulations,

524
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: you would selected to winna blah blah blah. Really that's

525
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: pretty cool. You guy. Well, yeah, I mean I'd like

526
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: to take credit for them, but not my idea. You know,

527
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: I just work here. Anyway, you've only been a member here?

528
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 1: How long you've been storedge customer here? How long? I

529
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: spend about a month? Ah? Yeah, all right, that's what

530
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: I got on my paper here. But anyway, congratulations. So

531
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: do you want to accept this offer? I think it's

532
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: pretty good. Or I can move along to the next

533
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: person and see if they would like to go on

534
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: a vacation. Yeah, I mean this is all free. Yeah,

535
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: it's all free. I mean you still got to pay

536
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: your monthly dues and that's all free, all paid for. Okay, yeah, yeah,

537
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: you know what? Yeah yeah, let me do it all right?

538
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 1: Well that is great. Listen, we'll work everything out via

539
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: email as far as the trip goes, and give you

540
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: all the intel on that. But I don't really know

541
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: all those details. My boss to do. But I can

542
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: get those flowers sent off for you, Like I said,

543
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: does roses some chocolates? Is there anybody especially you'd like

544
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: to send him to? Yeah, there is, it's awesome. Her

545
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: name is Katie Ali. Oh what if you're cheating on me? Well? Hello,

546
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: what is this it's your wife on the other line.

547
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: Who's Katie? Yeah, who's Katie? Who's gonna drop? Yeah? Who

548
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: is Katie? Is she the new girl that you hired?

549
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: What is going on? Who is it? Hey, Elijah, this

550
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: is Jewel from The Jewel Show along with my housewife

551
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: Alex for you. Hey, that's me that I don't cheat

552
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: on a chevan. Hello, Elijah, and your wife is on

553
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: the phone because she figured you might be seeing someone else.

554
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: And from the sounds of things, her name is Katie. Yeah,

555
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: this is great. I knew it. I had this weird sense,

556
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: you know what, You're such a they hate you so much.

557
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: How could you do that? And then you're taking my stuff? No, no, no, no,

558
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: I'm not taking your stuff. I'm taking my stuff. No,

559
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: that was I want that basse that basicly could have

560
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: the house? I want it. Wait are they like going

561
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: through like separating their stuff already? The worstlaying our sittings

562
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, it's happening. Who's the judge? Jewil the judge? Okay,

563
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: my mom and dad gave us that base show your

564
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: wedding and face back. That's you are not taking that?

565
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: You know what? You could go and be with your

566
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: Katie that I already have the base. You're not getting

567
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: it back. Oh yeah, well wait until I call my

568
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: lawyer and tell him about the base and tell him

569
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: that how you been cheating on me and you don't,

570
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: I'll have everything. I will take everything. Eli You're not good.

571
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: So you're not denying. You're not denying cheating on your Elijah. Well,

572
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: obviously you know I'm cheating, all right, I just got caught. Wow,

573
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: is that you set me up on a radio show? Yeah,

574
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: let's just air it out on the radio for everyone here,

575
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: all right, great, great, Well I'm going to air it

576
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: out to the whole family and everyone that we know.

577
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: Oh wait till you see when I put on Facebook,

578
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: Instagram and Twitter. I'm gonna blow you up. You as

579
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: to Elijah, are you still there now he's gone? Well

580
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: another one bites it does? Yeah, Zoe, Yeah, I am

581
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I mean, yeah, sorry, I needed to know.

582
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: I had my suspicions. Yeah, that's the way situation about

583
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: these because we're kind of we are sorry but at

584
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: the same time not sorry. Yeah, like it's good. Know. Also,

585
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: you know you say you expect and if I confronted him,

586
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: he would have lied, right, he would have said I

587
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: was crazy. He wouldn't he would not be honest with me. Yeah,

588
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: so you know, well you caught him and you found

589
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: out what you need to know for sure. Sucks. Still, Um,

590
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: I do think though, I do think that you're going

591
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: to get that vase. Yeah, I really do. Every cloud

592
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: has Yeah, okay, sorry, we know this is serious. Also,

593
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: you know, we kind of like try to make everything

594
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: like because you know, I laugh at some things, but

595
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: I know you have a lot to work out. So

596
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm at least glad you found out that he was

597
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: cheating on you, and I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, all right,

598
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: We'll see you later. And by the way, you know,

599
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: we get a lot of requests in for people wanted

600
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: to catch their significant other cheating. If you want to,

601
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: you can always hit us up at the Jewel Show

602
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: and if you want to follow us online too, you

603
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: can hit us up that way. I'm at Jewil Fresh

604
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: on Everything, I'm at that Drea's, and I'm at Evan

605
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: on the Radio. Yeah, so at us if you think

606
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: so much cheating on you, and we're gonna help you out. Um.

607
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: I feel like that was more about the vase than

608
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: it was the relationship. On that one though. It was

609
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: definitely about the very materialistic suname, very very and I

610
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: do think that she's probably going to get everything based

611
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: on that conversation. Also, I didn't do the whole thing

612
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: that I was talking about doing earlier, in case you

613
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: missed it, I was thinking of changing the name of

614
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: the segment to the Cheetah Hunter Cheetah boy over there,

615
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: it might be a cheetah a cheetah trap. For I

616
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: am the cheetah hunter. The crocodile hunter. Yeah, what do

617
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: you think should we do that to cheetah? No? No, crocodiles,

618
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: they're scary. I'm stupid. Stead get it out of it. Okay,

619
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: sometimes you have to explain things a little more franklish. Evan,

620
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: all right, it's the Jewel Show on Hits one of

621
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: six point one. The Jewels Shows were of the Roses.

622
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

623
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Speaker 1: New Hits one h six point one. Jebils Dirty Little

624
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: Secret on the New Hits of one O six by one.

625
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: It's time for dirty Little Secret. And if you have

626
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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret or a big dirty you can

627
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: always text the show four one oh six one. You

628
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: can tell your secret, whatever it is, we always keep

629
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: you anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

630
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: Trust me, nobody can tell by your voice. People always

631
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: think that there. I was like, they're gonna know the

632
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: sand of my voice, And unless you have a really

633
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: weird voice, nobody really knows it's you. And we don't

634
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: even ask what your name is, so nobody will ever

635
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: find out that you're the one telling a dirty little

636
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: secret because we always give everybody a fake anonymous nickname.

637
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

638
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: He's on the phone. I like, these guys, what's up? Beavis? Hey, Yeah,

639
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: how you doing? Sorry anyway, go ahead, good Sorry, I

640
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 1: had to do the Butthead Beavis and Black or whoever's

641
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: laugh it was anyway, all right, Beavis? So what is

642
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? So, my dirty little secret, it's

643
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: actually something that it's been on my mind for a while.

644
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: The family inside, no, but not too many on the outside. No.

645
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: So okay, Oh, is it one of those things where

646
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: like outside of your family it's a secret, but everybody

647
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: in your family knows this, Yes, exactly. Okay. So it's

648
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: like the royal family, you know, they have a bunch

649
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: of bunch of secrets that if the general public found out,

650
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: it would tear that family apart. Is this is that

651
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: kind of same thing with your family? I mean it's

652
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: pretty it's pretty weird. But uh um, so my cousins

653
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: they're married to each other. Yeah, like first cousins. Yeah wait,

654
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: so is is that the secret though, that your cousins

655
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: are married? Well, I mean that's part of it. You know,

656
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: it's more that it gets bigger than this. You know,

657
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: there was you know, my aunts and my uncle's also mentioned.

658
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: You know the reason why my grandparents, uh, they're actually

659
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: cousins as well, and they're married. I'm sorry, I just

660
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: took a some of my coffee and almost spit it out. Yeah,

661
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: my my grandparents are actually cousins too, Oh my god,

662
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: what the heck? Grandparents or cousins? And then and it's

663
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: not by marriage or that's I can't even yeahs inside yeah,

664
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: internal again super weird. So like, yeah, I'm a little

665
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: skeptical if I get married. I hope. I was going

666
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: to ask if you were married, and which family member

667
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: you got your eye on? Has anyone in the family

668
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: got any weird? Like? You know, you hear all those

669
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: things about having a cyclops if you if you do

670
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: it with someone that you're related to, is there anything

671
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 1: weird going on like that? No, I mean it's it's

672
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,919
Speaker 1: you know, I mean we're a pretty normal family. It's

673
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: just not normal. Yeah, And so okay, when your cousins,

674
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: there's so many questions like this could go on for

675
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty minutes, one hour. So when your cousins got

676
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: married and everybody knew that it was they were cousins,

677
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: was anybody against it or since your grandparents are also cousins,

678
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: the whole family was like, yeah, it's what we do,

679
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: you know what it is. It's kind of weird because

680
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: it's like when it happened, no one really talked about it,

681
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 1: like they they knew. And then I think a little

682
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 1: bit later on in life, as we got older, you know,

683
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: people were kind of like asking questions. And then that's

684
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: when we found out now that our grandparents are actually cousins.

685
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: So it started from the simple you know, the cousins

686
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: are getting married, and it was a little weird and awkward,

687
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, you know, it just

688
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: it's one of those things we don't really talk about.

689
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: So when people ask them outside of your family how

690
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: they met. What do they say, Well, you know, basically

691
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: like how they met is you know, well, how they

692
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: tell people that they met. You know, they met at work,

693
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: you know, that kind of thing. But you know, they

694
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: don't really go into grave detail on how they met.

695
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: Barry of it, you know, because nobody outside of your

696
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: family knows that they're cousins. Right, No, not at all,

697
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: but I'm sure they will now. All right, well, Beavis,

698
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: thank you very much for your dirty little secret. That

699
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: that was heavy. Yeah, illegal. I'm hoping that I'm not

700
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: a product of that. So you know, wait, what do

701
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: you mean do you want to data cousin? No, I'm

702
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: hoping that, you know, because of my grandparents, obviously a cousin.

703
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go down. Everybody in every married couple in

704
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: your family could be cousins. The plot, the plot sickens. Well,

705
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: if you haven't already, i'd go checkout ancestry dot com. Yeah,

706
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: no way, I'm not gonna do that. You get your

707
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: family tree back and it's just straight, no branches at all. Yeah,

708
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on demand

709
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one h

710
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: six point one. It's time for Beat the brit and

711
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 1: today you wish Evan you're gonna be playing Melissa? Melissa?

712
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: What's up? Melissa? Hey? By the way, Evan, Yes, do

713
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: you know your record? Do you know my name? I

714
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: don't know. I have I positive like I didn't not

715
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: to meet you English, Evan, I sit across from you.

716
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: Do you know what your record is for this? I

717
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: think I'm undefeated? An't I definitely not well? In my mind,

718
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: I am. I think honestly, I'm about fifty fifty okay,

719
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: which is surprising because I'm always surprised at how bad

720
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: the contestants are. Melissa, do you think that you're going

721
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: to be as bad as the other contestants? He just

722
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: kind of called you out right there. It could be possible,

723
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: but we'll see. I don't know. I could bite in

724
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: the butt, don't do that, Melissa. Do you play in

725
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: the car against English? Evan? I do? And how do

726
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: you normally? Do? You? Guys? Fifty fifty? So this should

727
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: be a good game. All right, We're gonna send Evan

728
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: out of the studio. The game is played like this.

729
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds censer as many questions as possible

730
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 1: if you don't know when Jesse pass and you have

731
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: to beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, alrighty, all right,

732
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. Does the statue

733
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: of Liberty hold the torch in her right or left hand?

734
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: Left hand? What popular cocktail contains? Mint? Mohdo? How many

735
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: stomachs does a cow have? Four? Luxer, Treasure Island, and

736
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: Flamingo are all examples of what places to stay at Vegas.

737
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: What classic arcade games has? The character names is Blinky

738
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: Inky Pinky and Clyde fashion Man who said the magical

739
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: phrase open sessame? You get that in on time? She

740
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: got the question before the buzzmin off, so you can

741
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: still answer it. Three I don't even know. All right,

742
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: you're out of time. Now, all right, we'll bring Evan

743
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: back into the studio. So before he comes back in here,

744
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about yourself. What should the

745
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: world know about Melissa? Um? Melissa likes to dance in

746
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: her kitchen. Yes, I'm a big fan in the kitchen.

747
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: You're a big fan of dancing your kitchen? What kind

748
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: of music I really like to dance to? Steps music? Fifties? Okay,

749
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: so if you leave your blinds up, then it's fun

750
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: for your neighbors to watch you when you're in your kitchen.

751
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: They would definitely see me. I'm sure they've seen me

752
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: a lot. And I'll also mix it up with some

753
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: drum and basset and dumas, drummon basse and fifties music.

754
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: That's such a weird, a weird combination. All right? How

755
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: does she do? By the way, um Alex? She did

756
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: pretty good? Okay, so you've got to be pretty good? Okay,

757
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Your time starts now. Does

758
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: the statue of Liberty hold a torch in her right

759
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: or left hand as I'm looking at it, or as

760
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: she's holding it her right or left hand her left?

761
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: What popular cocktail contains meant? I didn't hear that. What

762
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: what popular cocktail contains meant? Mid cocktail? How many stomachs

763
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: does a cow have? Three? Luxer Treasure Island and Flamingo

764
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: are all examples of what a bud? What classic arcade game?

765
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: How's the character names? Is blinking? Inky? Pinky? And Clyde

766
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: um ricket Ralph? What? Who said the magical phrase? Open? Sesame? Merlin?

767
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: What country is Samsung? From all of those answers were

768
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: ridiculously wrong. No, okay, well, I think we might know

769
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 1: the winner already, but let's go ahead and send it

770
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: on over to the scoreboard. Ruster, Justin Barnes, justin our

771
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: drum and bass master, Melissa four correct, Melissa, wow? And

772
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: our english evan solid goose egg again? Oh my goodness. Zero?

773
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 1: All right to mint cocktail one? From what cocktails made

774
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: a mint? Mint cocktails? My favorite answer? I think of

775
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: yours right there? All right, Alex, over the answers real quick.

776
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: All right? Does the statue of liberty hold it the

777
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: torch in her right left hand? Her right hand? Wow?

778
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: I would have been my life on the left. Oh

779
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: my gosh, glad you didn't do that. What popular cocktail

780
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: contains mint? Mohito? How many stomachs does a cow have?

781
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: For luxur? Treasure Island of Flamingo are all examples of

782
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: Las Vegas hotels? You said birds? What were you treasure island?

783
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, Melissa, Maybe Flamingo, but there was a

784
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: list of a whole bunch of other things. Yeah, I

785
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: didn't really, I don't send you to the last thing idea.

786
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: All right, Well, what classic arcade games has a character's

787
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: names as Blinky Inky Pinky and Clyde. Is pac Man

788
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: record Ralph is not a classic arcade game? That answer

789
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: was terrible. Yeah, he didn't even know pac Man. Who

790
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: said the magical phrase open sesame is Ali Baba Ali Baba? Yeah? Yeah,

791
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: who even needs that? Ali Baba and the forty Thieves.

792
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: I think it's a genie for something I don't know. Okay,

793
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: So the last one, this is my favorite answer from you.

794
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: What country is Samsung? From something like? It was like

795
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: two countries together? Oh, South Korea? Okay. Jamaica is known

796
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: for their bob sledding and their cell phone production. All right, well,

797
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: congratulations Melissa. It wasn't a hard feat today, but you

798
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: did beat the brit Yeah, well done. I'll send you

799
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: a Jewel show sticker just for playing and beating hims.

800
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: Hang on the line, I'll get your information. Sweet. Are

801
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: those the stickers that you put on your story sometimes, Alex,

802
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm excited to have that. Yeah, those are the ones.

803
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: So I'll get one melt out free today. Congratulations. Also,

804
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: thank you, Ken. I also just say that I bit

805
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: the Brit in the butt. I didn't even beat the written.

806
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: You bit the bridge like that are a common thing.

807
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and

808
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: the New Hits one h six point one. Alex's Worst

809
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: Person in the World Today. Who's Alex's worst person in

810
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: the world today? Alright, alright, alright, No it's not Matthew McConaughey.

811
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: I didn't say, is he the worst person in the

812
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: world today? Thinks he's so likable. I kind of like him. Well,

813
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: my worst person of the day this actually might happen

814
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: a lot to Matthew McConaughey. Okay, but enough about him.

815
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: My worst person in the world today is our server

816
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 1: that we had the other night when we were at dinner.

817
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: Jewel and I started it by saying, alright, alright, alright,

818
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: like alright, alright, alright, yeah, okay, that was stupid. I'm

819
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: gonna carry on. We were out to dinner the other night,

820
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: Jubil and I. We're because we're married. Yea, you guys

821
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: didn't know that. Yeah, just in case you don't know.

822
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: We have to remind people because some people tune in

823
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: or new listeners or whatever and they don't know that,

824
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: And then it sounds like we are just the closest

825
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: show ever had. Our relationships, sleeping together. So when we

826
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: were at dinner the other night, the waiter took my

827
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: napkin and put it in my lap. Oh that's weird.

828
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: It's super weird. And then he took Jebiles napkin and

829
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: put it in his lap. I'm like, just no, hate.

830
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: I we never had that, never know what. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: it was at a nicer like steakhouse, and that's typically

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Speaker 1: where it happens. It's like nice restaurants, yeah, or restaurants

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Speaker 1: where they're trying to be nice and it's not nice,

834
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: but they try to grab your napkin and do things

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Speaker 1: with it. Wow. So he's not supposed to be like

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Speaker 1: really good etique. Is that why they're doing Yes, I

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Speaker 1: think so, but it's really weird and creepy. I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: can you not what if? I don't even want that

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Speaker 1: in my lap right now? Right when we sat down,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's actually rude to me. I mean also,

841
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Speaker 1: that is my tender area. Yeah, and it's also COVID,

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Speaker 1: So get out of my bubble. You're gonna say, like

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Speaker 1: another body that sounds like bubble. No, he's not there,

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00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: but that would be really interesting. Yeah, at dinner how

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Speaker 1: how is it not awkward for him either? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to take the napkin, he took it off and he

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Speaker 1: did this. Let me explain how he did it too.

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Speaker 1: So you know the cloth napkins, they're folded nicely, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So he takes it and he like flips it out

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Speaker 1: and then he like lays it on the lap and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, that's whatever, stopped doing that. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: he does it to do what. He takes a nap

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Speaker 1: and and then like lays it on his lap and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he did not just do that to Drew

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Speaker 1: All Oh my god. Next time to the waiter does

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Speaker 1: that to me, I'm just gonna grab his hand and

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Speaker 1: put it on my lap and be like you stay

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00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: there for a minute. Yeah. I think next time it happens,

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00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask him to please not do that. You should.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see the awkwardness of that. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, for anyone who touch anyone, you should really

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Speaker 1: have permission, regardless of like setting totally so. And then

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Speaker 1: he was like leaning over Jubil to put it in

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Speaker 1: my lap. Yeah, it was awkward. It was all oward.

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Speaker 1: It was, and yeah, and we would appreciate it. If

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Speaker 1: any of you who do it, we'll stop doing that,

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Speaker 1: or at least just ask before they do it. That

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Speaker 1: way you can say no, I don't want to touch.

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Speaker 1: Is actually proper etiquette. Yeah, to ask, to ask for

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Speaker 1: ask for consent. Hey, can I put the napkin in

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Speaker 1: your lap? It's not freaking hard, takes two seconds. Yeah, no, thanks.

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Speaker 1: That would also be an awkward conversation though, walking up

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Speaker 1: to the table and being like, hello, thank you for

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Speaker 1: coming in to night. I'll tell you about our specials

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Speaker 1: in just a second, but first, may I finess this

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Speaker 1: napkin and then place it on your another region, that'd

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Speaker 1: be a weird conversation. Yeah, it would be, but more

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Speaker 1: appropriate to ask then to just do it. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call them out next time to do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't care where I'm at. Okay, tell me before

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Speaker 1: you do so I can get a video of it,

882
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: because that's gonna be funny. We'll just be prepared because

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Speaker 1: you never know what's going to happen. I hope it

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Speaker 1: happens and we go to a restaurant and a server

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Speaker 1: grabs a napkin, puts it in your lap, and you go,

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00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: don't I don't want that napkin in my lap. And

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Speaker 1: then they stand there awkwardly and then they reach in

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Speaker 1: and grab it off of your lap and put it

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Speaker 1: back on the table. That would be hilarious. Or I'll

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Speaker 1: wait for them to put it in my lab. I'm like, actually,

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Speaker 1: I prefer it in my shirt. Oh God, and he

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Speaker 1: has to reach bag and take it then like tuck

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Speaker 1: it in my shirt. And then once he puts it

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Speaker 1: in my shirt, I'll say I would like to speak

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Speaker 1: to your manager because I'm very offended. And then free meal.

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Speaker 1: Everybody wins. I'll never do it to anybody again. So

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00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: to the fancy server to the cloth napkin and put

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00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: it in my lap without asking and made it really

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Speaker 1: awkward and ruined my dinner, and to all the other

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Speaker 1: service who do it too, you are the worst person

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Speaker 1: in the world today. Okay, that was Alex's worst person

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Speaker 1: in the world today. That was Alex's worst person in

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