WEBVTT - Rotten Varmint 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.360 Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.600 Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven p m. Pacific. 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:11.400 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:14.920 was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:18.599 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:21.480 crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:25.560 pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:29.319 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:35.000 Ben Maller starts right now that it does inside the 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:40.080 Magic podcast Box. We actually live in your device that 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:42.000 you were listening to the podcast. We are in the 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:46.280 air everywhere. This our Saturday podcast. You already figured that 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.240 one out, and we do it eight days a week. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:51.960 You want to thank the great Peter Brown who joined 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.640 us yesterday, one of my favorite talk show host. I 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:58.280 love Peter. I know his phone sucked, but it was 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.000 great hearing him and love to get him on again. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.480 Be and Peter should be working somewhere. I would love 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.920 to see him do a show somewhere because I would 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.800 I would listen because Peter is good. He is good 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:10.959 at radio. We are joined yet again by someone who 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.720 would love to be at the level Peter Brown was 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:19.000 at David Gascon, who's right over there, and he's making 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.959 his way to the microphone. Here, I am, I'm here. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:27.039 After that nice, pleasant introduction, I really appreciate. Well, what 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.280 was wrong with that? And that was a fine introduction, 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.240 But it's not shitty you are? I mean, full disclosure, 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:40.240 full disclosure. So we were going back and forth, and 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.360 I told you Guesstcon, I said, just for you listening. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.080 I told Guesscon, I said, listen, I got a big 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:50.920 name guest for this week. And then I told you 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:54.080 who it was, and you then read me the riot act. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.120 I don't know who it is. Guy. You were so 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.520 uneducated on Peter Brown. It's a bad job by you. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.360 You wanted to put some political guy on. What's up 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.240 with that? I I didn't know who we were going 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:07.320 to chat with today. I told you, and then you 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:10.160 were all flustered. Well, I know, I wasn't flustered. I 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:13.160 didn't know who he was. Well that's what I'm saying. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.120 I mean, this is a bad job by you. You 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.720 work in radio. You work in radio, you should know 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.600 the legends of the business. But that doesn't count. I 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:25.040 didn't know who Mike North was before I got to Fox. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.959 I didn't know who you were until I got to Fox. See, 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:31.880 that's a bad job by you, because I that's we're 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.880 different that way. Like I always want to know in 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:37.280 my profession, who were the top people? Who do I 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:40.920 need to aspire to be and be better than you? 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.400 This is about it. This is about ambition. You are, 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:48.080 you were, I'm paid. This is a blacking ambition, bad 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.680 job by you. That is the case that I could 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:55.519 go through. Vince Gully, Bob Miller, Al Michaels, Harry Callis, 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.720 Jack Buck, Joe Buck. Oh, so you don't want to 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:00.320 be a talk show, you want to be in radio, 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.200 you want to be a play by play. Those are 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.240 the people I listened to when I was growing up. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.639 I didn't listen to sports talk radio on the regular. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:14.799 It was mostly listen to live live games. It's crazy, man, Wait, 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.800 why is that crazy? Because you you should know who 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:21.600 the top people are. But as you guys had mentioned 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.840 when you guys were talking the other day, he was 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.280 doing local radio. I didn't know Peter at a local level. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:32.239 He was in what Wisconsin, Chicago? There was in Philly, Chicago, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.800 stuff in Wisconsin at the end in Milwaukee. I mean 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:40.120 the same thing with Mike. Mike was in Chicago. Well listen, 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:43.000 I I didn't. I didn't. It was hard back in 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.640 those days. It was so hard. It was so hard 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:47.960 to hear these people. But there were ways you could listen, 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.480 even before the internet really took off. And now you 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.120 can listen to any radio show you want in any point, 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.520 at any point in time, every local show, every national show. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.960 It's all streaming and it's available to you. It's at 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.520 your your your tips. But it wasn't like that, but 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:03.640 there were still ways you could listen. You had to 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.960 work for it. But I always wanted to. I always 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.120 wanted to hear the top people because I wanted to 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:09.880 be one of those people, and so I wanted to 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.720 hear what they sounded like. And then, uh, you know, 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.880 not that you copy those people, but you take what 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.320 you know you heard and then you make it your own, right, 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:25.839 and that I listened to a different, different crowd. Yeah, 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.520 play by play though you're still you're not giving up 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.039 that dream play by play, you're all about it. Well, 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:36.760 I mean I'm covering several different platforms across uh fair, 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.680 So so what would you why don't you. Why don't 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:43.440 you go to what's the some college town and do 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.640 play by play and just live in a small college 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.520 town and do that and be the voice of a university. Well, 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.760 it's a little challenging to do that when I've done 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.039 it regionally here in Los Angeles and San Diego for 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:58.640 networks like Fox and ESPN. Yeah, so no, I understand, 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:00.800 But you could be like the big fish. I don't 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:02.520 want to in a small pond. I don't want to 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.160 do that. When you don't want to be a big fish, 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:08.279 you'd rather be a small fish in a big pond. No, 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.080 it's not that, but there's a there's a happy medium. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:15.520 There's plenty of guys that are working at the regional 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:19.720 level that aren't I don't want to say a plus material, 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:24.240 but they're still getting work, you know. And I mean, 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.280 what are we doing another high school football game? Disco? 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.000 I don't know if I want to have you back 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.359 after you just decided to like shout on my face 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:35.839 because my my well, I was just trying. I'm giving you. Listen, 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:41.080 I am giving you positive no, no, no tough love. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:45.720 That's old school. I know you can handle. I know 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:50.360 there's no confusion, and there's no there's no dishonored to that. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:56.240 And I'm giving a constructive criticism. That's not constructive criticism. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.640 If you want to give me a constructive criticism, you 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.560 would you would listen to you what I say on 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:04.640 air and say that was good, that was bad. I 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.440 would have said this differently. That's a great approach. All right, listen. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.160 So you want me to be like you want me 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.360 to be a consultant, I am willing to be a consultant. 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:17.760 Pay me. I will be a consultant. Small baby kit, 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:19.880 so you can be a big fish and a small party. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:21.320 I'm the guy who told you to go to West 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.719 Virginia did and China and China, Yes, guess got for 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.120 those are like David would text me like, hey, I 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.719 got this opportunity in West Virginia. You know. They'd send 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:32.200 me a picture of the city and it was like 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.440 all shacks and you know, just a bunch of hillbillies 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.680 and and all that. So no, no, you should go. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.200 You should go and do it and make it your 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:41.800 own and all that, and wish you didn't do it. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:44.440 Then you got offered some job at working Communist China, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.120 and I said go to China. Come on, it's cheap 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.200 to live there. It's a big you know, that's a 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.480 big market. It's the biggest market in the world, China, 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.000 and more people live there than anywhere you can go there. 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:58.880 And it was an American voyages. We weren't gonna speak Chinese, 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.400 you were gonna speak English, but you'd be on television 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:04.400 there and you turned that down. Also, bad job by you. Yeah, 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.120 and while I've done that, I have I have kind 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:10.080 of morphed. So you've You've led me down two bad 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.120 paths and I can no. I have no no, no, 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:13.840 no no no no no no, no, no no, And 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.600 I have not let you down too bad. Pass. That's 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.280 a lie. It's a lie. Don't be an alarmed don't 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:22.200 be an alarmist. Yeah, you advised me to take some 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.640 some bad paths. How about what did I advise you 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.440 to take? You told me to take Bluefin West Virginia. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.680 What's wrong with this? Good people in Bluefin West Virginia 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:32.720 would have been under a contract for two years that 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:36.960 I couldn't buy out. Two years is nothing. Two years 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:41.960 is nothing paid eleven dollars an hour. That's pretty bad. Um. 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.280 And then well, in West Virginia, you'd be the third 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:48.280 richest guy in blue whatever town that was in western Bluefin? 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:52.680 Are you sure it was Bluefin? Yeah, I'm like it was. 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:56.640 I think that's a type of tuna. I think that's it. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.640 I don't know that that's a city in West Virginia, 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.080 but maybe it is. So yeah that you told me 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.520 to do that, and then you told me to go 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:08.040 to the People's Republic of Communists. You know you're a 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:12.239 communist anyway, she'd fit in very well over there. No, no, 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:16.920 not at all. Well, you believe in draconian things like 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:20.880 what what's that? Like? What? Well, you're very abrasive with me, 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.480 Like I I have to be abrasive with your oppressive 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.280 You're an old dog, You're a ruthless you don't like 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.280 to move off your rock. You're you're stuck on that rock. 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.160 You're about to going to rant about how great you are. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.959 I put you on camera. I made you digitally, aesthetically 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:42.400 a please appeasing. Um. You know, there's some things that 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.800 we've we've done for you. We've we've shaped your we've 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.600 shaped you around a little bit. I have not made 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.280 a dollar more since I met you, not a dollar more. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:54.120 Not a dollar dollar? Why would you know that you 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.520 have not helped me the bottom line of paying my bills, 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:00.560 not a dollar, because I have been paid some pennies 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:05.920 no pun intended on this podcast. Therefore, I do know 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.600 that you have been paid. No, no, it's it's not 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.320 what I I have got a little bit, but it's 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.960 not because of you. It's because of my hard work. Okay, well, 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:20.320 I mean I'm carrying you on my back here. I'm 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:23.120 gonna be the hunchback of Notre Dame when I get 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:27.600 done here. My god, tyranny is what it is. Absolutely, 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:29.280 I gotta hear you talk about West of the four 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.320 or five bull crap and all that every single time. Nonsense. 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.319 Now I gotta do this damn benny versus a penny 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.559 on the YouTube. All right, we gotta move it over 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.319 to the YouTube. And I'm not getting paid for that. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.199 Nothing from that coming out there, And subscribers are coming, 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:47.360 advertisers are coming, so we're pushing on that. By the way, 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.240 so that you did mention west of the four or five, 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:54.400 I got a lovely compliment the other day on some 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:59.160 seried I he tune I made and your wife adored 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:03.719 what I could absolutely, she was just being polite. She's 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:09.239 a polite person. She's a nice person. That's she's got etiquette, 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.760 she's got decore um, she's following social norms, is what 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.000 she's doing. Gave me constructive criticism and feedback and said 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:19.920 it was magnificent. I wish Ben cooked like that. She 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:24.800 was just being kind And you see, you are such 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.320 a dummy. You think that was an honest compliment. That 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:30.120 was not an honest compliment. Thought it was polite, eloquent 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:34.800 in distinct. Yeah, don't you know? My wife loves the 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.880 Mallard cookie when I make. Now, she's got this fugazzy 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.480 gluten free diet, so she doesn't like a lot of 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.680 the things. She can't eat what I eat because I'm 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.480 a gluten guy. I'm a I'm a rebel with not 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:50.360 eat ice cream. Then she does, but it's a special, 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:57.080 fugaysy type of right exactly, That's what I'm saying. Every 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:58.480 once in a while, I still have like a weekend 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:01.080 where she'll eat gluten and it's like living arge. She's 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:05.120 acting correctly at that time, but it's pretty disciplined with 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.880 the diet. So anyway, coming up on today's podcast, giscount. 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:12.520 We've got uh geeking out, we got geeking out critters 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:18.400 and varmits and endorsement alright, so which of those do 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.160 you want to And we also have of course a 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:23.240 bunch of pop quiz questions, which I love. Well. Speaking 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.840 of endorsement, this is a good time to remind everybody 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.160 that they, if they have not done so already, that 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.400 they gotta go on YouTube. You can do a search 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:34.040 on Benny versus the Penny, because we got week number 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:38.360 four your picks on YouTube. You can subscribe, you can 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:41.000 download the podcast or given the the YouTube video, you 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.200 can download that actually, um and watch it. You got 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.440 one game that we have to have postponing between the 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.280 Steelers and Titans. But outside of that, you've got a 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.679 full array of games that you're picking. Yeah. Yeah, And 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.679 even if you're not a gambler, and I realize a 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:58.000 lot of people aren't gamblers, it's still we're handicapping the game. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:01.959 We're breaking the game down, what we think is gonna happen, storylines, 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.720 those kind of things. So it's if you're a football fan, 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:07.040 you don't have to be a degenerate gambler like us, 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:11.240 but you can still listen and enjoy and maybe you'll 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.559 learn something and you'll kill an hour of time and 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.840 be mildly entertaining, not gonna it's not gonna be murderous. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:19.920 I don't think. I don't think it'll be a laborers situation. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.559 I'm think it gonna be strenuous, especially because we will 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.960 not be talking Broncos and Jets at all during that, 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:28.560 So that your guys, your guys there, the dever Broncos, 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:30.960 your team, and the Jets with the great Adam gazz 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.640 or is he still the coach of the Jets. Who 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:36.280 the hell? Anyways? Yeah, let's go to uh, let's go 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.880 to endorsement, all right, endorsement. So I want to thank 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:43.240 a random guy in Denver, random guy in difference. I 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:47.760 get this message during the week, um from someone I 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.320 kind of recognize. I kind of recognize, but I wasn't 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.240 really familiar. And I was like, how do I know this? 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:55.680 You know, you know, how you get a message something, 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.559 You're like, how do I know that person? Yeah? Right, 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.800 I don't really know and uh, and then I put 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:05.840 it together and so this this a woman who I 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:10.160 dated years ago, right, and uh, it was kind of 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.240 blew me off, wasn't that nice, that kind of you, 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.520 and it didn't work. It was good for a while, 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.000 but it didn't work out, you know, as all these 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:18.840 things go. So she sends me a message's living in 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.840 Denver now, right, let's just living all She's living in Denver, now, 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:23.960 send me a message. She's like, hey, I went on 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.199 a date. I just want to let you know I 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.600 went on a date with this guy. She's still single whatever, 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.679 she want to date with this guy. And she said, 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:36.040 you know, we started talking about sports, and you know, 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:40.600 she's a sports fan. And so he says, hey, I 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.200 I listened to podcast. Then the conversation was like, what 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:46.200 podcast do you listen to? Whatever? That kind of and 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:50.839 so the guys like listening these podcasts that to listen 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.400 to and he named my podcast this podcast the fifth 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.960 hour in the Ben Mallor Show podcast and uh. And 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:59.960 so she's like, I can't believe. How does that guy 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.679 know who you are? You're not kind of like, oh 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.920 my god, I want to that's what we're looking for now. 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.120 That was awkward because as someone I knew back in 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.319 the day, but I do appreciate that I don't know 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.480 who that I don't know who that guy is. But 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:15.160 thank you. And that's the kind of advertising we're looking for, guest, 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:19.400 We're looking for word of mouth advertising. Hanging out at 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.680 a seed biker bar with your friends and having a 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.520 couple of drinks and then figuring that out. That's that's 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.920 that's cool, So thank you for that. Now, if we 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:32.800 can get that random guy in Denver to have his 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:39.040 date listen to the podcast, that'd be better. And uh, 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.320 I think that'd be really a fruitful thing for me. 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:44.080 And concerned the fact that most of your female listeners 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:47.600 come here for me, I think that's again you think this. 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:51.080 You have this neuroses. Boy, did you get burned in 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:55.160 last and last? Not this week, but last week's YouTube 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.200 video for Benny versus p If you're watching live or 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:03.680 on tape, guestcon start complaining, starts like a cry baby. Right, 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:08.280 it's wine time. He's he's having a temper tantrum. I 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.600 saw the numbers. You know he's having this hissy fit. 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.320 There's no women, it's only men. You know he's making 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.360 he's acting like the pampered West of the four oh 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.360 five toddler being denied a toy at nap time. Uh, 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.720 he's acting like that and toy flying off the hand. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:27.040 So then within the span of like a couple of minutes, 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:30.640 all these women start sending messages in I'm here, I'm 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.120 watching with my you know, husband, or I'm watching with 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:38.240 my boyfriend or whatever, and you you got completely buried gascon. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:42.120 One second you're here, you're belly aching, you're criticizing, you're 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:45.480 denouncing the Mallew militia as a bunch of deplorable dudes 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:49.720 with no women. You're grumbling, and then bam, the ladies, 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:53.640 the the female wing, the estrogen wing, and the malle 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:57.600 Militia came out. And these ladies were throwing haymakers. They 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.520 were kicking you in the nuts. And I love every 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.880 step of it. Was great, it was it was a 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:06.120 little humbling. I I might add to that. I was 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.200 proud to see that when I looked at some of 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:12.280 the numbers that the females did crack the analytics portion. 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:14.920 And so we have a whopping two and a half 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:19.200 percent of the of the general public that watch the 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.640 YouTube videos are now females. So we put a little 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.920 debt in that because that's what it was. It was 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.640 twenty five to forty four years of age, and the 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:31.440 demographics and It was all men until last week, and 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.680 then all of a sudden, females started showing up. Spoiler alert, 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.720 smoiler alert. The sports talk radio format, guest Guns of 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.720 Education for you is a male driven format. That's the 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:45.080 reason exists. It exists for dudes. It is the last bastion, 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:50.040 the last frontier, the last place for men to be 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:55.880 men and talk about balls. Right, No, but women love balls. 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:01.600 Uh So, I guess I don't know any anyway, So 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:05.280 thank you for the endorsement, and you should be downloading them. 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:07.760 The YouTube thing. If you don't, you can't watch it live. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:10.679 You can't watch it live. You can still listen to 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:13.040 it whenever. That's a great thing about the internet. All right, 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.679 So we've got geeking out creatures, creatures or creators and varmints. 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:19.920 Which one do you want? Let's go. Let's go geeking out, 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:21.760 all right, geeking out? So I mentioned this on the 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:25.679 radio show briefly, but I had a radio nerd moment. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:31.040 I had a radio nerd moment. Upgrading another, yet another 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:34.560 upgrade from this, this remote studio, which I call Cassablanca, 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:38.440 the remote studio, better equipment, top notch, all the way. 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:44.640 Good location, location, location, location, the commute is very good. Uh, 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.520 And so we have upgraded here the advertising because the 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:49.600 company has me do these YouTube videos. Some of them 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:52.080 have become We had one that one viral this week, 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:54.120 which was pretty cool. That was fun to be part 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:56.879 of a viral YouTube video. But we have now a 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:00.199 mic flag. Now, if you're not in radio, it's probably like, 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.800 who the hell cares about a mic flag? Big whoopie 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:05.080 damn do. But when you're working radio and you have 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:08.520 a mic flag, this is like a special geeky thing. 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.879 So we have now from this point forward, when the 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:15.960 videos go up, the YouTube videos, you will see uh, 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:18.479 you will see the mic fluck and it's gonna make 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:20.440 all the difference in the world. This is gonna this 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:24.639 is gonna cause my salary to skyrocket, the listenership is 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.159 gonna go up. It's going to be amazing. It is 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:29.840 going to be amazing. So I geeked out. I was 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:33.280 very excited. I sent some photos out on Instagram and Facebook. 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:35.159 If you miss those, you can go back and scroll 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:37.960 down and see them and click on them. And it's 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:40.080 a beautiful looking mic flog. It's a good look at thing. 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:45.120 Not really impressed, but it's fine. Well, let's see your 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:48.120 mic flag about that. We'll do my mic flag versus 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:50.119 your mic flag. Will have a pissing contest about that. 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:52.680 I don't need a mic flag. I got my tie, 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.040 I got my nice press dress shirt, I got my vest. 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.520 That good stuff. People look at the people, look at 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:01.480 the whole wardrobe. They don't look at the mic flag 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:04.920 I like you do with the mic flag anyway, what's 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:06.840 wrong with the mic flag? I don't know. Why are 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:08.920 you triggered by the mic flog? It's a beautiful looking 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:11.400 mic flag. How did the mic flag cause you any 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.560 heartache other than making you look smaller than me? You 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:16.040 are like a Saudi prince with all the gear that 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:20.000 you have in Saudi prince what it is? I don't 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:22.560 know if people understand how much equipment you have. They're 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:26.840 all paid for by the company. No, no, that again again, Yes, Scott, 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:30.920 you keep spreading this lie. Uh this studio is I'd 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:34.120 call it smoke show. It's beautiful. But here's the thing 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.520 I this was. I'm a self made man. I'm east 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:39.640 of the four oh five. I got a call from 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:43.000 w E. I'm Boston. Uh. They they've been very good 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.240 to me. That radio station over the years, and they 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:47.760 asked me, they said, hey, can you do some shows 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:49.640 and we'd like to. You know, you can do it remotely. 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:51.119 You don't have to move to Boston. You can do 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:52.840 it remotely from l A. I know you're working at Fox. 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.560 I said yes. So then we went back and forth 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:59.080 and I decided and and at that time I was 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:01.399 doing stuff in New z Land on Radio Sport in 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:04.159 New Zealand, so I was doing a lot of extra 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.800 work on the side, and so I said, I gotta 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:08.840 put a studio in here. That was back we had 0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:10.680 an I S D N line. Now we don't use 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:14.119 we have the newest technology. But I went out and 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:17.880 I pieced it together and I got, uh, let's see 0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:21.359 the one to three four pieces of equipment actually five six, 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:24.320 there's six pieces of equipment in here. And put it 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:26.720 together and I brought in my guy, Jake Warner, stay 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:30.040 awake with Jake to do some of the wiring because 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:33.000 I had the wire in a little off um and 0:20:33.080 --> 0:20:35.560 that was it. And so but I I paid for 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:39.600 all of the guests, got what radio company I Cowherd 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:41.760 could get a studio built at his house, and paid 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:47.600 for the overnight guy, not not gonna happen. It's just 0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:50.119 the way it is. Guest, you got the mic flags, 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:52.080 so you you can weigh that fucking thing around and 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:53.760 be happy about it. That's the one thing you didn't 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:56.520 pay for obviously then right well, no, the mike flags 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:58.399 right there, it's part of the package. It's part of 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:00.639 the deal. I got the banner behind me now, the 0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:05.320 official banner. It's good looking good. Why didn't you get 0:21:05.359 --> 0:21:07.200 me a benny versus the penny banner? I could have 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:09.560 put that up. Bad job by you? Why would I 0:21:09.560 --> 0:21:14.600 do that marketing advertising? I'm everything I'm doing, I'm doing 0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:17.560 pro bono. I'm doing for the greater good, for the 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:19.560 greater that would be for the greater good. We'd see 0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:21.919