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Speaker 1: It's a Wednesday. You're here, I'm here. Let's have a beer. No,

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Speaker 1: let's have no fear. Let's get in gear, let's shed

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Speaker 1: be That was funny. No, that was funny.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I got a question, brit what percentage of Americans hate

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Speaker 1: their job? Okay? That tracks cause. Took the boys to

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Speaker 1: getting new shoes yesterday. And I don't know if you've

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Speaker 2: Put on women's shoes.

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Speaker 1: Close. But they put on the shoes and let me

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Speaker 1: see how fast I am in these? And they sprint

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Speaker 2: You ain't getting high heels, and so.

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Speaker 1: They put on a different pair. All right, Dad, Now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna run. Oh Dad, these are pretty fast. These

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Speaker 1: Which one. Do you think I was faster in the

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Speaker 3: But what are we talking under? Armour, Nike, Adie Dos?

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Speaker 1: They just like different colors. They don't really care about

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Speaker 1: Then they do the thing. Let me, let me try

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Speaker 2: Did you shop local?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Local, like a shopping center locally near here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And so they're running up and down the aisle,

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Speaker 1: Now he finds the women's shoes, he finds the high heels,

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Speaker 1: and he comes walking around the corner in the high heels.

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Speaker 1: his feet trying to move. Marvin Harrison Absolutely funny, hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Funny things that kids do when they're at the shoe store.

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Speaker 3: Not funny in my house.

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Speaker 1: Well, because you don't have kids, so it can't be funny.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's funny when your kid does it, because you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: his feet? Well what if he wants to buy him?

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Speaker 2: There you go, I knew you get around to it.

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Speaker 1: Now? They were kind of ugly.

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Speaker 1: You don't think women wear heels?

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Speaker 3: Well, I think my wife not even the high heels.

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Speaker 1: Why would you wear those shoes? Oh no, they're really comfortable.

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Speaker 2: You're taking them off anyways?

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Speaker 2: If they're sore. That's gross. Put your little bunions up here?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, no, Amy, from a feeling thing?

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Speaker 2: Is it feeling feeling yourself?

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Speaker 1: Feeling yourself with Kat? She did put her nasty claws

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? Get your talons off

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Speaker 1: of Scuba's truck? WHOA did you go for a suck? No?

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Speaker 2: Some people get champted when a foot comes into my face.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever sucked the toes? No?

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Speaker 3: But my buddy in Fort Lauderdale, he doesn't listen to

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Speaker 2: You'll never find him.

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Speaker 3: He would send me, Billy and Bazer on a group

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Speaker 3: text message a picture of a girl sucking his toes.

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Speaker 3: And he lives in Fort Lauderdale.

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: It's sand.

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Speaker 3: It's a canal town, so there's all these canals. He

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't understand it.

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Speaker 3: yet my wife was included in the group text. She

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Speaker 2: No, No, he was experienced. He had him up there

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it led to other things. But they started

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Speaker 1: To each their own. But I'm not down for that.

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Speaker 3: And he didn't even have the decency to turn off

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Speaker 3: a chan going for a run. She's running her tongue

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Speaker 2: Got all uh.

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Speaker 3: Tyreek, it was feet reaked. She didn't she was sucking

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Speaker 1: He goes, oh my god. He goes, I want you

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't understand. And he was just like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I am all about the feet. He goes, my girl, now, oh,

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Speaker 1: now for real, guys. I know we've been drinking, but

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Speaker 3: And we are just primates. Can you imagine all we're

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Speaker 3: You go to Costa Rica, you realize how close we

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Speaker 1: M I'm not sure about that.

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Speaker 2: Fight with each other, throw stuff at each other, play

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Speaker 2: Some of them a little ugly.

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Speaker 3: Go to Costa Rica. I challenge anybody and everybody out there.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing right in for that as well. There's nothing

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Speaker 3: There was five of them sitting in a pole barn.

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Speaker 3: You guys can write in Craig me, I believe so.

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Speaker 3: Moms died it immediately, just like that killed the mums.

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Speaker 3: Even crazier the guys in Tennessee. Just because we are

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Speaker 1: We have banana trees in Nashville. You can grow them.

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Speaker 2: But it gets it looks like somebody just set him

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Speaker 3: Oh so now the next three months, that's what we're

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Speaker 2: Looks like it burnt off at the tusk. Like stop.

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Speaker 3: He likes that because I also see he's got the

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Speaker 1: Is he Costa Rican? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I've never even met that dude.

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Speaker 2: Ray at the moat. There's no bonanas.

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Speaker 1: No, there is no moat, dude, there's just a wall

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: Who oh the one two so loser. What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 3: What up, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north.

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Speaker 3: I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side

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Speaker 3: It's about to be sixteen lanes. Everybody's moving out to

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Speaker 3: I'll probably di have a heart attack when I'm about

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Speaker 2: Nothing else to say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Batters Box thinks he's hilarious, right,

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Speaker 1: So I text him Monday night, what if everybody that's

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Speaker 1: use blanking Gincy. Why because Gincy had like two carries

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Speaker 2: So he's not getting Rookie of the Year.

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Speaker 1: No, and he goes, oh, you're watching football question mark

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Speaker 3: Mark funny, because he got you with the main card

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Speaker 3: you missed the baseball or you football the other night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and here's the funny part. I wasn't watching the game.

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Speaker 3: Unless you're Pickings or Cede Lamb, you ain't watching the game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, because they're sitting on the sideline. Except for

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Speaker 1: the problem is Big time Tsunami had George Pickens and

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Speaker 1: Dak Prescott. And George Pickens had about one hundred and

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Speaker 1: two thousand yards and a touchdown. Dak Prescott threw for

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Speaker 2: Who is the highest rated quarterback last week? This last weekend, U.

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Speaker 1: This last weekend? Who played a good game? Who scored

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Speaker 1: a lot of points? Dak Prescott.

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Speaker 3: It was Michael Pennix. He was eleven to nineteen, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was a rough night, so I wasn't

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Speaker 2: No, guy likes to give up the man card.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't believe I got man carded, Like,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I lost my man card.

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Speaker 3: The previous weekend when I was with the Heather's best

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Speaker 3: friend or twelve year old daughter, Justin wanted to do brunch.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'm here with the women. He goes, hand

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Speaker 1: Well, brunch is kind of a bitch meal too. We

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Speaker 1: If you go to brunch, that's a girl thing.

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Speaker 3: No, Justin wanted to hang out, but I said, I

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Speaker 1: You just throw her at them all.

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Speaker 2: So I'm saying, sometimes the kids get in the way.

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Speaker 3: But you need to get him into golf because then

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Speaker 1: I would love to take my kid golfing, but I

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Speaker 2: See same with wife.

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Speaker 3: She is entertained for about two holes, and every time

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Speaker 3: three of those have happened the last three times we've

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Speaker 3: Golf is a slow man sport. We ain't doing this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I would like to take them to the part

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Speaker 2: Well, but where do the people start their kids? The

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Speaker 2: Part three?

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Speaker 1: The driving range?

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Speaker 2: There you go. He just answered your own question. You

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Speaker 3: That is a smart idea because I mean, you've got

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Speaker 3: otherwise you're gonna be going to plays. You gotta be

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Speaker 3: like tiger Wood's dad, instill your hobbies.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get so you got. I gotta get a

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Speaker 2: My favorite is h Was he a good man? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Tiger Wood's dad, Oh, tiger Wood's dad a great man.

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Speaker 3: Played golf with him the old time. Growing up, tiger

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Speaker 3: Wood's dad was obsessed with golf. He took it Tiger

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Speaker 3: His dad was always there. His dad parked a win

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's necessarily a great day.

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Speaker 1: Not even sure if his dad loved golf. The golf

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Speaker 1: there and be like, hey man, I'm gonna be in

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Speaker 1: that's not mom.

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Speaker 3: This was on a documentary, right, yeah, Tiger goes. I

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Speaker 3: just remember my dad always had the Winnebago and it

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Speaker 2: Twelve years later.

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00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: Like father, like son. It's kind of crazy how that works.

440
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 1: And my kids are already behind on golf because Tiger

441
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 1: was this kid was starting to lie younger than this.

442
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,440
Speaker 3: Not behind in high school. The first time I ever

443
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,639
Speaker 3: picked up a golf club. My buddy goes, hey, I

444
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 3: got twenty golf balls.

445
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 2: You want to hit him.

446
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 3: We had a lake, and I go, that's awesome. For

447
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 3: the next thirty minutes, me and my brother could not

448
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 3: hit a golf ball. All we'd ever played was baseball.

449
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 3: We could not. I'm not saying we could hit it

450
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 3: to the lake, which was.

451
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: Forty yards let's say, four first downs.

452
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 3: We couldn't even hit the golf ball. That is how

453
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 3: hard this sport is. And that was me in high school.

454
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 3: Then I finally started playing courses in college. That's how

455
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 3: late I was to the game.

456
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Speaker 1: That I was in high school. Rusty Shelton shout out.

457
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: Zilker Interactive Media, I think is what his company is called,

458
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: something like that, Zilker Multimedia. He's doing great for himself.

459
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: Went to the University of Texas. He told me, hey,

460
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: you want to go golfing. He took me to Lions

461
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: Municipal golf course and we got up on that first

462
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 1: te Oh all right, let's try that again, swinging a miss. Okay,

463
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 1: all right, ah, nope, okay a the ball doesn't move, guys,

464
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,439
Speaker 1: and you can't hit it. It's unbelievable. And I hit

465
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: it like three feet and I mean I took like

466
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: six seven swings. He goes here, let me show you

467
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 1: how you do it. And Rusty steps up on the

468
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: number T number one T lines up his shot, looks

469
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: down that fairway, golf club goes back up. He swings boom.

470
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: He hit it about fifty feet in the air and

471
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: it went about five feet.

472
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 2: Thought he was good, he is.

473
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 1: But he hit it straight up. He goes here, let

474
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: me show you how to do it. And he got

475
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 1: underneath it and hit it straight in the air, and

476
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: he goes, let's just throw him down the fairway and

477
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 1: we'll start out there. And then I walk up to

478
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: the first green, threw my golf bag down on the green. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

479
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 1: what are you doing? That was when I learned golf

480
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: bag does not go on the green.

481
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 3: First time I ever went to a course with my buddy,

482
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 3: Marcus Michika. He has since died. Oh it's how old

483
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 3: I am.

484
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 2: How old? We are getting rest and man, he took

485
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 2: me on the course and I hit it. I hit

486
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: a grounder.

487
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 3: That was probably so i'd been, you know, And now

488
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 3: I once my buddy brought another buddy, brought a bucket over.

489
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 3: We were hitting him on the lake. I kind of

490
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 3: started to understand how to hit the ball. So I

491
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 3: go to a course with Marcus Michigan. I hit a

492
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 3: grounder twenty yards, just horrible. Marcus so patient. He's like, dude,

493
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 3: no worries. He's like, we got all the time in

494
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 3: the world. Nobody's out here rushing, you know. He's like,

495
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 3: you only played baseball, No worries. He steps behind. He

496
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 3: was on the golf team in high school. He steps

497
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 3: behind that golf ball. Baseballs you can see go as

498
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 3: a home run. Marcus hit this ball so freaking far.

499
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 3: It was probably really only like two hundred yards. I

500
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 3: had never seen a ball that just disappears. You can

501
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 3: always see your baseball go wherever it goes.

502
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: Wherever it's going.

503
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 3: If you're not used to following a golf ball. I

504
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 3: thought it disappeared. I was like, oh, dude, you lost that,

505
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 3: and he goes, no, dude, I guarantee you I will

506
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 3: easily find that.

507
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: We went down there on it in two seconds.

508
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 3: It blew my mind that you could hit a ball

509
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty yards and go find it, because

510
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 3: I lost it. I go, dude, that thing was in

511
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 3: the woods. Are you sure you didn't hit the highway

512
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 3: over there? He goes, No, it's just right over there,

513
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 3: next to the green. I know exactly where it is.

514
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 3: I go, there is no way you know exactly where

515
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 3: that ball is. He pulled up right to it.

516
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

517
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: It's a wild sport if you've never played it before.

518
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 1: It really is amazing that you can hit something two

519
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: hundred yards two hundred and fifty yards and without a

520
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: little tracker, you just go find it, not.

521
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 2: Brother, Well, brother, that's where we come into play. No,

522
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 2: you go with brother.

523
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 3: Oh, he can never find his golf ball ever. Ever.

524
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,199
Speaker 1: You want to know the problem with brother is he

525
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: thinks he's tiger woods. He thinks he hits it four

526
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: hundred yards when he really hits it about two twenty.

527
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: So he will drive. Oh, I think it's farther up here,

528
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: and my brother, you're back here somewhere. But no, oh no,

529
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm up here.

530
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 2: I'm up here.

531
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm up here. Hey guys, I can't find my ball, yeah, brother,

532
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: because I'm standing right. Oh man, I must have got

533
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: a bad bounce. I didn't know I was back here.

534
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: Man, Tiger Woods, you're not that in a way.

535
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: No, you're not up on the green.

536
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: Man.

537
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: It's a five hundred yard par four it or part five?

538
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,719
Speaker 1: You just teed off. I come back here a little bit. Well, man,

539
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: I really got a hold of that one. Yeah, but

540
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: it didn't go that far.

541
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 3: Brother, oh Man, Dodd's not good at Dodd always hits

542
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: it on.

543
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: Is he really good?

544
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 2: Dodd's awesome, but he's been He grew up on Lake

545
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 2: of Coney.

546
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 3: His dad played with what you're gonna be playing with

547
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 3: your kids their entire life. He grew up on a

548
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 3: golf course, so he's awesome. But he can never he can't.

549
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 2: See the ball. Oh so, even as good as he is,

550
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 2: he'll be like, was that center that go right? A

551
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: little bit? You still have to see it for him.

552
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: That's interesting, dude.

553
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 2: He's phenomenal though.

554
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you don't have a spotterer, because you know,

555
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: you don't want to look up to see your ball

556
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: because if you look up, you know what you look

557
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: up to do? See a bad shot?

558
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 2: Another guy find his ball justin oh.

559
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, when you're in the woods, I mean it's

560
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: hard to find it.

561
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 3: Freaking the time he hit it in the cow pasture

562
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 3: and he thought he hit it dead center.

563
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, are your eyes literally that bad?

564
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 3: It veered severely into the cow pasture and he thought

565
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 3: he had fairway.

566
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: Well, somebody, I think a little bit is denial. It's

567
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: like you get diagnosed with something and you don't want

568
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: to believe it. You're like, no, I don't have cancer, No,

569
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: no way, and you just keep going living your life.

570
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: You know it went right, but you're just like no, no,

571
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: no no. And then that way if they hoped you

572
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: didn't see it, and that way they can be like, man,

573
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: that's a gallery ball Man, if we had a gallery here,

574
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: we would have found it right here in the fairway.

575
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: It must have taken a bad bounce. I'm just gonna

576
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: drop right here.

577
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 3: And that reminds me. I haven't played golf with him recently.

578
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 3: The last memory I had was when me Angelina, him

579
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 3: and my wife went whoa. It was six months ago.

580
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: You guys want to go on Sunday.

581
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 2: I don't go on Sundays.

582
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: All right, Well, never mind about that, Okay, you guys

583
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: want to go on Saturday.

584
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: Trying to think are you wide open or something?

585
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

586
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 2: Birthday party list.

587
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm wide open. There's no birthday parties this weekend Sunday. Man,

588
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: we got a high a sixty four.

589
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh, Vaser's doing wreathmaking.

590
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 3: Okay, and we'll take a raised man card and we'll

591
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 3: be right back after this.

592
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 2: What was I going to talk about when I first

593
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 2: came in?

594
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: Tell me about the dresser? Yeah.

595
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, so apparently nobody does Craigslist anymore.

596
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all Facebook Marketplace.

597
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: Well, Vaser had an issue with that one.

598
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 3: Oh she she put it up there in it it

599
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 3: looked like if I wasn't there, the guy was going

600
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 3: to kidnap her.

601
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: Got it.

602
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 2: He looked a little.

603
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 3: Handsy, okay, And I said, Basil, I'm not going to

604
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 3: risk you getting kidnapps.

605
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: So we can sell a dresser for forty dollars. So

606
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 2: she goes. I blocked and deleted.

607
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 3: I'm out of Facebook Marketplace. And I said, let me

608
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 3: try this app called uptime uptime?

609
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: What uptime? Never heard of this one?

610
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: Offer up?

611
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: Okay, what uptime?

612
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: I think is an energy drink? That's crazy, I said,

613
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 2: that offer up?

614
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: What is that?

615
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: I've been getting blasted on this thing.

616
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 3: Oh, but so my thing is I put in Nashville

617
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 3: and so then the person everybody negotiates the price down.

618
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: So of course they do. There's no such thing as

619
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: a set price.

620
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: We got this massive dresser, YadA YadA yad. It's from

621
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 3: Baser's College. The color scheme doesn't really go with our stuff,

622
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 3: but it's a great dresser. I put it up for sixty.

623
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: Lady negotiates me down to forty. She thinks she got

624
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 3: the better end of the deal. I go, oh, I know,

625
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 3: I had it listed in Nashville, but I'm actually in

626
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 3: another city, Indian Lake. So I said, so if you

627
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: drive there, yeah, I can give you that for that

628
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 3: forty price. So I still get the price I wanted.

629
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 3: And I get them to drive to me. And I'm

630
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: sure picking people out of Nashville getting them to drive

631
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: to the country, and they think they got the better

632
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 3: end of the negotiation.

633
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 2: Huh, little trick mine. You just use different cities.

634
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,959
Speaker 3: You always say you're in there, the bigger metropolis, and

635
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 3: then as a negotiation tactic, you say, oh, well, I'll

636
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 3: make it cheaper if you drive to me. But they

637
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 3: were gonna drive to you all along because they didn't

638
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 3: know you're from the country.

639
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: They thought you're from Nashville.

640
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: Eventually, though they might give up. I mean, I ain't

641
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: driving that far.

642
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 3: But I got this lady on the hook right now.

643
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 3: I got this eighty year old lady. Oh granted all

644
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 3: for forty dollars. Baser goes, hey, somebody in the neighborhood.

645
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 3: They're gonna come get it right now. A guy will

646
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 3: come lift it. You don't even have to worry. No, no, no, no,

647
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 3: the almighty forty dollars. I never turned a blind eye

648
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 3: to forty dollars. So I got this eighty year old

649
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: granny and she goes, do you think you and me

650
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 3: can lift it? There ain't no chance. This thing is heavy.

651
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 3: I got a granny about to throw out her back.

652
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 3: She's meeting me in an hour where at my place.

653
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 3: She's coming all the way to the country. She's gonna

654
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 3: put it on her back. She's probably gonna throw out

655
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 3: a hip for forty dollars. But all that to say,

656
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 3: this new app offer up. It's the next Craigslist. I've

657
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 3: been getting blasted on their left and right. I had

658
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: some other boy. He honestly, I was actually going for

659
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 3: the stronger of the bunch. The one guy looked like

660
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 3: he was in a nursing home. The heck, if I'm

661
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: dealing with him, this woman actually looks kind of tough.

662
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: Let me see, Virginia. Does she look like she could

663
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: help carry a dresser with me? Um, I'm gonna say no,

664
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. Oh, for forty dollars, I'm gonna

665
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 3: have to put this.

666
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: You gotta have a picture on your offer up. Yeah. Yeah, Well,

667
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: my neighbor, I'm gonna tell you what. They have a dresser,

668
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: and I think they were just tired of it. They

669
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: just put in the street and I was just sitting

670
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: there hoping someone's gonna come by and take it.

671
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 3: I got a neighbor with the same thing a couch,

672
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 3: so I thought it was for Halloween. But I believe

673
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 3: he's trying to get rid of it. What's the shelf

674
00:31:59,480 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 3: life on that?

675
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: And him a one rain and it's over. It can

676
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: no longer be picked up by someone like then it's

677
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: just wasted. So but that is the way to do

678
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: it if you were avoiding going to the dump, Yeah,

679
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: oh for sure. And people eventually pick it up. Like

680
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: we had an old water table, which is this little

681
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: kid toy that you fill up with water and you

682
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: like pour water in this one bucket and it makes

683
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: the frog jump off of this thing. Loved it. When

684
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: the kids were like one in two years old, they

685
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: absolutely played with it all the time. It was a

686
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: great COVID toy because it was water, they could get wet,

687
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: they could play because the pools weren't you couldn't go

688
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: to any pools.

689
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 3: Wash off the COVID, yeah, wash off the COVID. And

690
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 3: we played with it all the time. And then when

691
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 3: the third kid is born, he played with it a

692
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 3: little bit, but by that time the brothers are older.

693
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 3: They wanted the sprinkler on, so we have the sprinkler on.

694
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: The little kid. You didn't really care about the water table,

695
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: so it just sat in the backyard for three years.

696
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: So it's all dirty and gross, got tree sap falling

697
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: on it, like it's just nasty, essentially worthless, worthless, And

698
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, what am I gonna do with this crap?

699
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: And I try to go stick in the trash can,

700
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: but it's too big to fit the trash can, like

701
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: it's too wide. Oh my, I'll just set it back

702
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: here in the alley. And it stayed there for a

703
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: good month.

704
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 2: But would people know that it's for free.

705
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they just drive by. It's in the alley.

706
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: Someone finally took.

707
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: It the worthless.

708
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: The water table. It's not worthless to them. They can

709
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: go home and they can put some soap on it,

710
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: clean it and it'll be a water table they can use.

711
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: But I mean, what was they gonna sell it for

712
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: ten dollars?

713
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: I was gonna say a buddy of mine Christmas lights

714
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: were by the road, and he got him.

715
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: That was you wait he got my Christmas lights? No,

716
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: you were the guy I gave the I gave the

717
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: Christmas lights away. Somebody took him though, right, Oh, absolutely.

718
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: So that by the road does work. The couch hasn't

719
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: worked in my neighborhood.

720
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 3: Well, a couch is something different that it's not easy

721
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 3: to pick up. See, the dresser was always an option

722
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 3: to set by the road. I just didn't want to

723
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 3: lug it all the way out there, and then nobody wanted.

724
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: There was one time I was walking the neighborhood walking

725
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 3: the dog and saw a neighbor Kristin, and someone had

726
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 3: some patio furniture just sitting on the curb and I

727
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 3: see her like sitting on it testing it out. And

728
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, thinking about getting you a new patio set.

729
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 3: She goes, yeah, David's gonna kill me if I bring

730
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 3: this home. But I mean it's too it's it's too nice.

731
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 3: I don't think I can pass it up. Do you

732
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 3: mind sitting on it while or go get my car?

733
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 3: It was that high demand so no one will take it. Yeah,

734
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 3: I got you, Martha.

735
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, Kristin, I'll sit down on your

736
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: patio furniture. So I sat there, a couple of people

737
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: pulled up. I'm like, oh, it's already taken. All right,

738
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: drove off and here comes Kristin with her freaking suv,

739
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: seats down, shoved that sucker in there. She goes, David's

740
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me.

741
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 2: Poor David.

742
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: And she took it to her house and she's he

743
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: uses it.

744
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 2: This one's sad. I mean, if you're cool with it,

745
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 2: I love sad. Brother told me that by his crib.

746
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 2: So it's what is it called? So the city is

747
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: called Ridgetop. You've probably I've heard of it.

748
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: I've driven through it.

749
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 2: Okay, So what does Ridge tell you?

750
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: Cliff?

751
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

752
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 3: Correct, So there's this cliff where these rocks slide off

753
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 3: and they go by the road.

754
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: They have the chain link fencil.

755
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they can go by the road and then

756
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 3: people will go get them there for free because they're

757
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 3: just sitting there by the road.

758
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: Well, the state put a bunch of chain length on

759
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 2: the cliff because these rocks were rolling off and hitting vehicles.

760
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 2: So now they just go straight to the ground off

761
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: the road.

762
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

763
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 3: Recently they actually crossed the road. It made news. They

764
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 3: had to get out there and actually remove the rock

765
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 3: from the road. It was blocking the road.

766
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: Whoa, But people can go and get awesome rocks.

767
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 3: They fall from the cliff right next to the road

768
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 3: and they'll park just like the couch, just like the

769
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 3: dresser yep, just like the Christmas lights, just like the

770
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 3: water table.

771
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: Anything for free, they'll get it for free. People will

772
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: take anything for free.

773
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 3: But people have done it and died because a rock

774
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 3: comes off from the cliff and hits them while they're

775
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 3: getting the free rocks. Oh so not everything's free, honey, I'm.

776
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 2: Gonna go get a free rock by the side.

777
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: Of the.

778
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: Dude, how brutal would that be.

779
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 3: You're about to do an upgrade to your backyard and

780
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 3: a freaking boulder comes off and kills you. Oh man,

781
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 3: So I've always heard don't go get the rocks by

782
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 3: the side of the road because you could risk death.

783
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: Well, sorry, honey, can't get those rocks today. I'll scratched

784
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: it off my honey do list.

785
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, brother, you haven't thought about going and getting

786
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 2: free rocks?

787
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: Hey, brother, I know you like doing up your yard.

788
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Your yard looks great. But brother,

789
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: why don't you pay for some rock? Let someone get

790
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 1: that rock. You don't even get that rock.

791
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: I mean, oh my gosh, that's the thing.

792
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 3: If you got it by the side of the road,

793
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 3: you want to go get it for free?

794
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: Just you know, it's not worth risking your life.

795
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah you want to hear an email? Yeah? I will.

796
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: Cultures enjoy the show. This is Patrick from Bashtrop Texas.

797
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: I catch up with every episode driving to work or

798
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: working around the house. Keep up the crazy stories. I

799
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: still have my Haunted House ticket. Lunchbox signed back in

800
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: the day when you guys were in Austin. That's Patrick

801
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: from Bashtrop. Oh I also died to mention Lunchbox did

802
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: say hold on that it will be worth something one day? Well,

803
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: you're yep, that that haunted house ticket probably worth a lot.

804
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 3: Man, I definitely worked those remotes in Austin. Now you

805
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 3: go stand out front and people go in there. You

806
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 3: really didn't have to do much.

807
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 2: You stood by the interstate and kind of just had

808
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,479
Speaker 2: the signage there.

809
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all I mean those I mean I

810
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: haven't been to a hanted house in a long time

811
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: because I have kids now and they're not really old

812
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: enough to go to a haunted house. But man, haunted

813
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: houses were so fun.

814
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 2: That and I love the remotes.

815
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 3: Standing with you at a window timp place, in a

816
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 3: parking lot, standing out front of a haunted house, standing

817
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 3: out front of a concert, handing out coozies. That was

818
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 3: you said ninety nine percent, I said, ninety nine percent

819
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 3: of people hate their job. That's the one percent of

820
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 3: people that liked their job. Promotions was awesome. You didn't

821
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: do crap.

822
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: You did nothing.

823
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 3: You set up a table and sat there and then

824
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 3: I would just work on my tan for two hours.

825
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: I will say it did get old. Standing in the

826
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: cricket wireless parking lot in that hot asphalt.

827
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 2: I loved it.

828
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: At one hundred degrees and it just baking off there.

829
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: So it's really like one hundred and thirty degrees. Some

830
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: of those were they got old. But man, that money though,

831
00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: that money was so good, so good can they bring

832
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: remotes back? Because that was such easy freaking money.

833
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 3: And I mean the table that was very It took

834
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 3: one minute. You'd have to put a radio out front

835
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: so you could do the local station or whatever one

836
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: you're advertising for. Yeah, a couple of koozies on the

837
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 3: table and you're good to go. Bonus round was when.

838
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 2: It would be a ut.

839
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 3: Oh that'd have let me tell you, I'd have a

840
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 3: full of just that was absolute spokes that wash.

841
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 2: Yeah you want a coozy?

842
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: Uh?

843
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 3: You want to spend this wheel? You can win a

844
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: car or no, I don't know if you win a car, but.

845
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: You can go for riding my car like uh yeah,

846
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 1: Like oh my, you live with the dorm over here? Well, man,

847
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: that's where can I come check it out sometime?

848
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 2: Yeah?

849
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: Those ones down at ut not not bad.

850
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 3: But then they ask you if you want to hang

851
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 3: out her tail You're like, well, I'm I'm working.

852
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't relate. Once we break down the tent

853
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: and I get the van back to the station, then oh,

854
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: you'll already be at the game.

855
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,439
Speaker 3: Okay, this one girl I kind of wanted to date.

856
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 3: She was with the promotions. Okay, so me and her.

857
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: Had set up. We set up outside of.

858
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: Ut Okay, I know which girl you're talking about.

859
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: No you don't. There was like a million young interns

860
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 2: for whatever reason. In Austin.

861
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: There was a lot.

862
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

863
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: And so we're sitting there and you'd set up the signage,

864
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 3: but you'd have the suv because I guess that is

865
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 3: what pumped up the signage. It was one of those inflatables. Yea,

866
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 3: the generator hooked into the vehicle. Yep, So you turned

867
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 3: the vehicle on. So I say goodbye to the girl.

868
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 3: She maybe just set up with me, and she's all right,

869
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go tailgate and drink and all that.

870
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, awesome, man, she's promotion.

871
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: She knows. I'm cool.

872
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 2: I'm cool. I'm cool.

873
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 3: Well, I went out the night before. I'm gonna take

874
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 3: a freaking nap. So I go in the suv and

875
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 3: I'm out like a light sleeping. Just I mean, all

876
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: I needed to do is just have the signage up.

877
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 2: She knocked. I hear a knock on the door and

878
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: I was good with this girl.

879
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 3: I mean we were probably pretty close to Dayton, probably

880
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 3: pretty close to marriage. I opened the door. This was

881
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: before Bay, before Baser. I opened the door half asleep,

882
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 3: half hungover. I'd been sweating from setting it up.

883
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 2: Hey, I want you to meet my parents.

884
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 3: The first time I meet her parents, I caught a

885
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 3: sleep in a car.

886
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: At a radio remote and I'm like.

887
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 2: A schlepperd looked like a Carnie.

888
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. That was the end of that relationship.

889
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, her dad's like, Okay, he's in no good.

890
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 3: He's like, I do nothing. I mean, this guy's a

891
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 3: low life.

892
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: He's sleeping in a vand and he doesn't even have

893
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 1: a freaking house.

894
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 3: What are the chances she comes back and finds me

895
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: to introduce me to her parents, me asleep in a car.

896
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that didn't work well.

897
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: Hey, great first impression, man, great first impression.

898
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 3: All right, the inflatables half down because it hadn't been

899
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 3: aired up properly, Like, hey, uh, do you have any

900
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 3: prizes left? Like huh what prizes? Oh, I'm supposed to

901
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 3: be hitting out prizes.

902
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: You're right.

903
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 3: It was like the long horns, but the horns were

904
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 3: down at a ut it got deflated there like some

905
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 3: o you.

906
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: Guy running the generator? So funny. Oh yeah, that time.

907
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: The inflatable blew out of the stadium. What yeah, we

908
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 2: put it up top and it was a huge gust

909
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,240
Speaker 2: to win. It took the inflatable all the way outside

910
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 2: of the stadium. The only thing that kept it hanging

911
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 2: on was the generator, and so we just grabbed it

912
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 2: and we called over a couple other promotions. People were like,

913
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 2: you got to get here, lickety split, because this entire

914
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: inflatable is about to.

915
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: Fall out of the stadium and it's probably ten thousand dollars.

916
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 3: So they came up and we drug it back into

917
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 3: the stadium.

918
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: Wow.

919
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bevo went flying.

920
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: I do like that Bevo commercial, the one where the

921
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 1: guys like, uh, I didn't mean to he accidentally set

922
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: lets Bibo free when he's taking the selfie.

923
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 2: Yes, that's so funny. I always looked for Ricky.

924
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: I do too, and my kids like that commercial.

925
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: They liked the what does he even advertise some insurance? Oh?

926
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 2: I thought it was T mobile.

927
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: Now I think it's insurance because he goes but I

928
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: did save but the I did save money whatever And

929
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: then The other one is when the ostrich or whatever

930
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: is running on the football field and the guy's going

931
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: to tack with Austrichs. Then another guy tackles him like, no,

932
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's for.

933
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 2: Is that YouTube? I'm only getting the YouTube zens now.

934
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: The kids like that one. And then the Eddie George

935
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: Heisman one. I love Heisman House hilarious. They're driving and Bobby.

936
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 2: Is gonna be in it. He'll be moving in a

937
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 2: couple of weeks.

938
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: And they're starting to he's starting to sweat and like, hey, Eddie,

939
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: are you okay? Are you okay? And he's like, I

940
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: don't know, and then he slams on the brakes and

941
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: it's like a couple of feet before the Welcome to

942
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: Michigan sign and he's like, he types in his GPS

943
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: and he's like, boys, we're gonna drive. We're gonna go

944
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: around and it's like like a twelve hour detail. They're like,

945
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: but that's a and he whips the car around like

946
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna he's.

947
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: Ohio State doesn't want to drive through Michigan.

948
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: Hilarious. Great commercial.

949
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 3: Heisman House is phenomenal because you get all those Heisman's

950
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 3: to hang out together.

951
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: So funny. Yeah, and I like the way they got

952
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: busted this year with the ordnance.

953
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 2: So he got kicked out.

954
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 1: They got kicked out. Too many animals in one place

955
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: all that, and you know what's crazy. The guy that

956
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: kicked him out will be good though.

957
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 2: This year it'll just be an anchor.

958
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: Won't be an animal, the guy that kicked him out.

959
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: Joe Hursley, graduate of Anderson High School class of ninety seven.

960
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: Batter's boxing him. We're great friends back in the day.

961
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 2: How come they never have Manzell in any of those.

962
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's not looking too good.

963
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: Got a podcast?

964
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 1: We have a podcast. Everybody has a podcast. This podcast

965
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: is over.

966
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: He toured with Drake.

967
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you guys, have a good Wednesday. We're

968
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: out of steam. I'm tired.

969
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 2: Feedter freezing feet freezing.

970
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, bacon, Suck on those toes and

971
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 1: make it better.

972
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 2: That's full service.

973
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: That's good podcasting. Man. You may not get down on

974
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: feeling good.

975
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 2: Guys. Actually, if you take anything from this podcast today,

976
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: what if this weekend you surprise your chick hey with

977
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: little toast, Let me suck on your feet. I don't

978
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: even think baser. Let me.

979
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 3: Guys do the deep dive this weekend. Go for the

980
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 3: little piglets. You heard me, truckers,