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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's been a while.

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Speaker 2: Hello is this Hi?

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Speaker 1: It's been twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes.

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Speaker 2: What the oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't identify myself, did I? My name

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Speaker 1: is Juniper Ravensbrook and I'm calling from Fitness. Is this

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Speaker 1: Elias who's also a member? Here?

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Speaker 3: Is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Juniper and I'm calling from Fitness. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Elias.

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Speaker 2: Why you call me?

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Speaker 1: Well, because notice that you haven't been into the gym

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Speaker 1: for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what will you You timed it.

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, because we'd like to pay attention to our

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Speaker 1: members here at Fitness and wanted to make sure that

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Speaker 1: you were able to reach your fitness goals. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: work on your cardio or whatever other parts of the

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Speaker 1: body you were interested in getting in shoes.

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Speaker 2: This is not a very comfortable conversation, so I'm just sorry.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to make it uncomfortable. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call in and check in and make sure that

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Speaker 1: everything was okay, because it's been twelve days, four hours,

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Speaker 1: and seven minutes since you.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 3: For real, though, I mean I'm sorry, thank you for

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Speaker 3: following up, but like you know, I think I found

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Speaker 3: another gym, So you know, I'm glad I got my Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So, oh boy, you found another gym?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you mind maybe letting me know where that gym

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Speaker 1: is just so I can put it down in the

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Speaker 1: records here.

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Speaker 2: So, dude, what's going on here? What's your thing? Like?

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Speaker 2: Why are you why are you talking to me like this? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You're sorry If anything I said came across rude, I

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Speaker 1: definitely didn't want to be rude. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: check on I remember, who hasn't been here in twelve days,

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Speaker 1: four hours, and seven minutes?

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Speaker 3: And why are you kistic with time? Why are you

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Speaker 3: being specifics with the times that have not been there?

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Speaker 3: That sounds mad, sus Well.

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Speaker 1: Because I can tell on the computer how long it's

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Speaker 1: been since you've been here, and I noticed myself that

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Speaker 1: you haven't been here in a while and wanted to

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Speaker 1: see if any of it.

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Speaker 2: How would you even notice me? Like are you stalking me?

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Speaker 2: Or something like? This is not cool?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, let's not use that word. No, do you

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Speaker 1: do this with.

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Speaker 2: Other people there? Well? Yeah, I mean are you doing no?

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Speaker 1: I don't do that with anybody else. Because you're the

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Speaker 1: only person that I know hasn't been into the gym

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Speaker 1: for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. I'd like

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Speaker 1: to you a free training session. Maybe we could work

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Speaker 1: on cardio, and.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to train with you. Sometimes you need

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Speaker 2: to run.

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Speaker 1: Fast when they're being chased.

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Speaker 2: What did you just say, run fast and being chased?

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Speaker 2: I'm not into this.

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Speaker 1: I had hoped that maybe we could form a bond,

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Speaker 1: you and I a gym bod.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to form a bond with you.

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Speaker 1: I found yourself. What what I have your sock? What? Yes,

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Speaker 1: the last time you were in here twelve days, four

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Speaker 1: hours and seven minutes ago.

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Speaker 2: You know what? How about this? You can keep my sock?

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Speaker 2: You throw my sock away in your drawer? What the

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Speaker 2: are you saying? Are you? Are you in my house? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Well, I have no choice, I guess, because you haven't

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Speaker 1: been into the gym for twelve days, four hours, and

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Speaker 1: seven minutes, and I haven't had a chance to return

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Speaker 1: your sock in person, so I figured I would just

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Speaker 1: return it to all its other sock friends in your

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Speaker 1: sock drawer.

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Speaker 2: What the you know? I don't know what the's going on.

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Speaker 2: You could get the out of my house. If you're

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Speaker 2: in my house, I'm gonna call the cops. Okay, you

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Speaker 2: weirdo serial kill a few.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well fine, then I'll just let you know what.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What this is.

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Speaker 1: Actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your wife set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: She said you were talking about how you haven't been

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Speaker 1: to the gym in a while and she wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. What type of weirdo stalker I thought I had?

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Speaker 3: Man, Oh my god, I'm definitely gonna go to gym

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Speaker 3: to work on my fitness, just in case I get

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Speaker 3: chased by some weird old like you.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,