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Speaker 1: Did you guys hear at the end of this year,

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Speaker 1: our boss is going to fire the employee with the

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Speaker 1: worst posture.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, if I want to slouch your I.

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Speaker 3: Have a hunch that might be me. So everybody heads

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Speaker 3: up backstraight.

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Speaker 1: Wide open for a brand new edition of Care don't Care.

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Speaker 1: Let's get right into your first headline. The craziest thing

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Speaker 1: anyone's ever snuck through TSA and now it's all over TikTok.

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Speaker 1: There's a guy on TikTok with the username barfly seven

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Speaker 1: seven seven seven.

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Speaker 2: It sounds reliable, and he is.

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Speaker 1: Actually pretty popular because he does all these videos where

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Speaker 1: he cooks elaborate meals inside of dingy hotel bathrooms. Grow

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Speaker 1: like he will literally make a pizza from scratch on

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Speaker 1: the bathroom counter or cook up a French onion soup

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know this guy, and I know what's coming.

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Speaker 3: And this is gross.

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Speaker 1: Look, he just had a quote terrible idea like cooking

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Speaker 1: a lasagna over the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't a horrible idea. This was worse.

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Speaker 1: Because he posted a video where he prepares a bowl

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Speaker 1: of garlic shrimp inside of the lavatory of a commercial airplane.

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Speaker 3: How did he do that. I don't understand how you

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Speaker 3: could even do that. Is it rotten? Kind of cool?

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Speaker 1: He says he was lucky just to get the stuff

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Speaker 1: past security, because the items.

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Speaker 3: In order to build the heating element might look like

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Speaker 3: they were a bomb. He built a heating element because.

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Speaker 1: He brought along a couple of six volt batteries. Those

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Speaker 1: are like really big ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He wired those to an immersion beverage heater, and he

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Speaker 1: filled up the bathroom sink with water. Got it hot

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Speaker 1: enough that the raw shrimp only needed a couple of

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Speaker 1: minutes in there to cook.

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Speaker 3: They turned pink, then actually cook.

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Speaker 1: He added instant mash to the shrimp water to give

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Speaker 1: it extra flavor, and toffed it off with some garlic butter.

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Speaker 1: Is so good.

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Speaker 3: Remember this is all happening in the bathroom of the airport.

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Speaker 2: Blacklist this man.

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Speaker 3: He is not allowed on another flight. Did he eat it?

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Speaker 3: Don't tell me.

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Speaker 1: Once everything was made, he scoops it out of the

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Speaker 1: sink into a complimentary barf bag and then walks back

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Speaker 1: to his seat to enjoy his meal. Disgusting objectively, yes,

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Speaker 1: but let's give the guy some credit. From a guyver

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Speaker 1: ring like cooking device inside of the lavatory.

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Speaker 3: He tas for good. Okay, this is evil. This is evil.

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Speaker 3: I bet it tasted not bad.

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Speaker 2: That sink has to be the dirtiest thing, all right.

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Speaker 3: I agree to disagree on that. I could not eat

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Speaker 3: You're serious, you would eat it. Let's go to our

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Speaker 3: next headline.

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Speaker 1: Santa's secret workshop upgrade just made Christmas for the kids

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Speaker 1: even better.

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Speaker 3: Santa might be magic, but he's also practical.

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Speaker 1: That's why Old Saint Nick just found a way to

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Speaker 1: harness the power of AI up at the North Pole.

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Speaker 1: This year, Santa is using robot elves to write and

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Speaker 1: send personal messages to children who made the nice list.

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Speaker 3: Is it personal?

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Speaker 1: He's doing it with the help of a company called

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Speaker 1: Handwritten that's written spelled with a Y so w R

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Speaker 1: y T t E at company. Cause Santa is obviously

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Speaker 1: very busy right now, so this company offered to help

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Speaker 1: him out to send thousands of holiday greeting cards out

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Speaker 1: to children all over the world.

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Speaker 3: And here's how it works.

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Speaker 1: Parents can go put in a good word for their

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Speaker 1: kids by going to the website Handwritten by Santa dot com.

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Speaker 1: But after you submit your request on the website, Santa,

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Speaker 1: along with the help of AI will make sure all

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Speaker 1: the good kids know that their notes and their Christmas

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Speaker 1: wishless have been received up at the North Pole. All right,

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Speaker 1: the holiday cards should arrive peppermint scented, and they're going

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Speaker 1: to contain a sprinkle of lookalike snowflakes in there with

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Speaker 1: the return address up to the North Pole.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. My kid's right to sand every year. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and this year my daughter sent her school picture with it.

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Speaker 3: Why are you opening up your children's mail before.

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Speaker 2: They cut the picture out? Jefe yah tamping the committee

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Speaker 2: for Let's see if you guys care about this.

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Speaker 1: Some say Brooks children are destined for this, and no

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Speaker 1: it's not working for their mom in one of her sweatshops.

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Speaker 3: Don't care. I guess I care.

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Speaker 1: You may have heard the news story about the seventeen

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Speaker 1: year old boy who just became the youngest ever to

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Speaker 1: pass the California Bar exam Crazy at age thirteen, he

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Speaker 1: started high and simultaneously enrolled in a four year program

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Speaker 1: at Northwestern School of Law.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's got a burn out by the

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Speaker 2: age of twenty five. You better be careful.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully he doesn't end up like this other child prodigy

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Speaker 1: who's making news.

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Speaker 3: His name is Zang Xin Yang.

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Speaker 1: He entered college at age ten, got his PhD by

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Speaker 1: the time he was sixteen, was considered a national treasure

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Speaker 1: in China.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Now he's twenty eight years old, and guess what

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Speaker 1: he does Absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 2: I told you.

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Speaker 1: Once he got accepted into the Beijing University of Aeronautics,

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Speaker 1: his parents bought him a one point four million dollar

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Speaker 1: apartment to live in. But by that point Zang felt

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Speaker 1: completely burned out, so he quit his studies and decided

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Speaker 1: he just wants to take it easy.

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Speaker 3: Brook was so right.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's so much pressure just being an honorall student.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine?

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Speaker 3: Seriously?

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Speaker 1: Now, according to Yang, he just sits around, watches a

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Speaker 1: lot of TV, does an odd freelance job here there.

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Speaker 3: But that's it.

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Speaker 2: Did I say? I'm actually kind of good for him?

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Speaker 3: Is that bad?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: I know, he's brilliant, but like you know, his freelance

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Speaker 1: job is still too much more working I could ever

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Speaker 1: get done in one.

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Speaker 2: Like poor guy didn't get any childhood.

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Speaker 1: He studied for those fifteen years before they burned out.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty great, ye, And finally, Jeff's joke of the

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Speaker 1: day carrot, don't care. How do billboards talk to each other?

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Speaker 1: Sign language that was don't care.

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Speaker 3: We got some phones tap coming up next.

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Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,