Speaker 1: I'm going to be playing the role of you viewers
Speaker 1: at home. I wasn't in Jamaka. I don't. When May
Speaker 1: said she's gonna do an episode, I'm like, you want
Speaker 1: me to go? No? She literally said, you don't want
Speaker 1: to do yourself. I said, no, you have to be
Speaker 1: here because you tell me navigate the conversation, y'all. I
Speaker 1: need to make sure she's there next year. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: let me tell y'all the episode. Y'all, we're about to
Speaker 1: hear can heard me from coming to watch out, lady,
Speaker 1: I have your panty liners on Bellas put a blanket
Speaker 1: or something over your your pants because you got to
Speaker 1: put truth through it. I am joined by Jazz, who
Speaker 1: is the founder, not founder, non founder, co host and
Speaker 1: hold on party curator, party curator, party curator of Chocolate
Speaker 1: Bliss Travel. And then I am joined by someone who
Speaker 1: was brought on the trip like myself post it Ksha.
Speaker 2: Yes, I gotta tell y'all how I know Kansha so
Speaker 2: recently look to Billy's live show, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: admit it.
Speaker 1: Now. You know when you say you're gonna show up
Speaker 1: to someone's event and you just like, I gotta check
Speaker 1: this thing off the list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just kind of wanted to say in bed,
Speaker 2: but we get out of the house, had such a
Speaker 2: good time. Kasha get her ass on stage, and my
Speaker 2: nigga said, this.
Speaker 1: Is turning up. This is I don't want to give.
Speaker 2: Away Billy's live show, but what I will say is
Speaker 2: it started off with her being amused for someone that
Speaker 2: was doing a demonstration.
Speaker 1: And the craziest thing in the middle of this is
Speaker 1: she goes, hold on, is it okay if I get
Speaker 1: spake daddy and I'll turn it around. Yeah, And my
Speaker 1: wife was there, so I got in trouble. I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you that I got in trouble that day, yo,
Speaker 1: who my wife? I got in trouble that day because
Speaker 1: she was there also. So I'm only bringing you by
Speaker 1: the way, how did that's my baby? Let me let's
Speaker 1: do their family tree. So, so my wife has been
Speaker 1: around for like over two decades. Right, She and I,
Speaker 1: you know, best friends, but you know have touched each
Speaker 1: other so and others together. So when I first into
Speaker 1: the lifestyle, I didn't have a man. Me and her
Speaker 1: just still like pick out victims and knock him down. Yes,
Speaker 1: so here you know. So now I got to be
Speaker 1: your husband a little later. And the wife and the husband,
Speaker 1: you know, they have a great relationship first of all,
Speaker 1: So we jokeled around, but like she's like, my wife
Speaker 1: is like my best friend slash sometimes girlfriend, and he's
Speaker 1: my husband slash, you know whatever. And they were both
Speaker 1: sitting there. So when I said to him, daddy, and
Speaker 1: she was like, what the let's sitting across from him.
Speaker 1: She was with the blonde here she went on stage
Speaker 1: and did the morning contest in the beginning, So I
Speaker 1: was like, you at so entertaining. She got a nigga
Speaker 1: in a boxing outfit getting ready to spank her, punching
Speaker 1: her pussy, by the way, punching her pussy.
Speaker 2: So her man comes to stick and watch. And here's
Speaker 2: what it is so entertaining. She got her beautiful body,
Speaker 2: and it's very to me. What you would say is stallion.
Speaker 1: Like when we think of Stallion, we think height, we
Speaker 1: think big ass, but in shade we think this. There's
Speaker 1: just a look and it's also a wall. I think
Speaker 1: you could be a short Stallion too, if you got
Speaker 1: the wall, not the many pony s. So this is
Speaker 1: the most entertaining part.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, you seeing this woman damn near house nigga gir
Speaker 2: her pussy punch. But the most entertaining part was her
Speaker 2: van For me and my fan couldn't stop looking at
Speaker 2: He's like, oh my god, look.
Speaker 1: At this nigga. It was like, oh my god. He
Speaker 1: was enjoying every minute.
Speaker 2: Mind you, you guys will soon hear her episode on
Speaker 2: Decision Decisions. There are episode excuse me, this niggas bigger
Speaker 2: than everybody security.
Speaker 1: He personal, So I was like, oh my god, is
Speaker 1: he hard? And then she's looking at him and talking
Speaker 1: to him. He's like, he's been hagging my legs open
Speaker 1: while the had a sex machine. So first of all,
Speaker 1: there's a mini boxing glove on the edge of a
Speaker 1: sex machine going like that to my and he's holding
Speaker 1: it open, and just like, ah, ditch. You know that's
Speaker 1: what happens when you get with a status. This is
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie meeting him. He looks so big
Speaker 1: and dominant, and yes he's masculine. But what I love
Speaker 1: viewing all week with you guys in Jamaica was how
Speaker 1: serving he was to you. It helped you with He
Speaker 1: helped you with your demonstration. Every time I saw y'all together,
Speaker 1: he was just making sure you were good, you were
Speaker 1: having a good time, you need anything. I loved watching
Speaker 1: That's why I wanted both of y'all on the episode,
Speaker 1: because it was so beautiful watching all together and him
Speaker 1: just support you in what is in terms of work.
Speaker 2: Yes, just because he knows he could what everybody asked
Speaker 2: that Also, because you.
Speaker 1: Can fucking squirt while sucking is dick. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like you may feel like I like, I actually might
Speaker 1: want to hire you because I have a nigga right
Speaker 1: now that wants me to like the thing, but like
Speaker 1: seeing you do that. And y'all, we're gonna did we
Speaker 1: start from day one? No? No, no, we are. We're gonna stay.
Speaker 1: So okay, here's how Here was my introduction. By the way,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna start with my first night. We'll get
Speaker 1: to my first day. No, no, no, it was the same night.
Speaker 1: Friday was kind of the Thursday was the first day,
Speaker 1: the first day, not like the chill day. So Thursday
Speaker 1: is the first day. And Jasmine, this was the first
Speaker 1: time I ever saw this. I want to start because
Speaker 1: this is probably where it's gonna end for y'all listening.
Speaker 1: I want to start with the welcome Pool party, and
Speaker 1: that's Friday. That is Friday, Friday, So I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: start with my night on Thursday. Oh you're talking about
Speaker 1: the twenty seven ducks. So Friday is the welcome pool
Speaker 1: party because everyone is really kind of arriving on Thursday,
Speaker 1: so some people may miss the daytime. So Friday night
Speaker 1: everyone just Thursday night was just like the welcome in
Speaker 1: like kind of it was like, so Friday is the
Speaker 1: welcome pool party. So I'm like, okay, mind, you's at
Speaker 1: the nude pool. So even for people that are just
Speaker 1: like I don't really want to get naked, you kind
Speaker 1: of want to go because that's where everyone gets and
Speaker 1: we're ripping the bandate off, straight up straight getting getting
Speaker 1: ady on Thursday anyone day one goose. Yeah, the outing
Speaker 1: was like off site. Yeah, I'm gonna bring you back
Speaker 1: what I did though that night because that was when
Speaker 1: I met with my first boyfriend. Yes, So anyways, let's
Speaker 1: start Friday though. So welcome party is at the new pool, y'all.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like this in my life. The
Speaker 1: DJ goes, hey, whose first time is it here at
Speaker 1: heato women? Which women? Is that their first time at
Speaker 1: heto Where are the newbies? Where are the newbies? And
Speaker 1: they don't know what they was raising their hands. They
Speaker 1: do not they do not know. What I need y'all
Speaker 1: to do is everyone comes sit in front of me
Speaker 1: at the DJ booth fin a side at the end
Speaker 1: of the pool, and they're all naked right now, everybody's naked,
Speaker 1: and they're like bordering the entire pool. The biggest one.
Speaker 1: That was the biggest one twenty seven movies. So next
Speaker 1: thing I know, I see Jazz and the other girl.
Speaker 1: They have towers of cups and shots. So I see
Speaker 1: balancing acts of about ten shots stacked in these plastic cups.
Speaker 1: Ten dark, ten late there we go ten dark, ten
Speaker 1: light shot dark night, probably whatever the additional settle. So
Speaker 1: I'm literally looking at them balancing acts of shots. So
Speaker 1: everyone gets a shot at the pool. The DJ then goes, well,
Speaker 1: we're I'm just gonna ask you. I'll take a shot.
Speaker 1: He says, Yo, I need a vet anyone who's been
Speaker 1: here man or women? I think they asked before who's
Speaker 1: into men? Who's into women? Right? They asked all the
Speaker 1: women sitting on the side, and so they all ask
Speaker 1: and then they're like okay, based on their responses, all
Speaker 1: the OG's all the vets go stand in front of
Speaker 1: find a woman. Find So I'm like, what am I
Speaker 1: about to see by this time? Because I'm sure and
Speaker 1: I'm in the pool, I go to the other side
Speaker 1: of the pool to have like an eye, want to
Speaker 1: have good eye? Yes? A good So why does this
Speaker 1: like the fuck gout to happen? So okay, so everyone
Speaker 1: has a cup. There's now a person, a man or
Speaker 1: woman in front of everyone in front of the pool.
Speaker 1: There is one man and they got greedy. It's that
Speaker 1: between two bitch. Yeah. I was like, damn. The DJ
Speaker 1: was like, but the woman let it do happen. So
Speaker 1: next thing you know, the DJ is like, all right,
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do is take the shot. You're gonna
Speaker 1: pour it between your titties. And they told the VET
Speaker 1: that they had to catch the shot before it hits
Speaker 1: the pool. Yes, so you sit here and see all
Speaker 1: the women, he says, one, two, three, though, so all
Speaker 1: the women before the shots it runs down their body
Speaker 1: and all these people are in front of them, and
Speaker 1: then everyone gets the shot, right, so you start seeing
Speaker 1: people lick like the body. It's coming off the body, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know what was said next, So y'all, let
Speaker 1: you know so what I observed, But just before twenty
Speaker 1: seven synchronized swimmers end up in a V upside. Basically,
Speaker 1: you have like everybody is like in a perfect V
Speaker 1: and the next thing you know, every face is eating.
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Speaker 1: listener of the book. So the subject for this is roots, stones,
Speaker 1: dicks and bones. Well at least it's not a COO listen.
Speaker 1: Oh nah, I ain't gonna hold you the cop for that.
Speaker 1: Have me roll it. So if y'all have it yet, y'all,
Speaker 1: make sure y'all check that out where our last person
Speaker 1: literally was a CEO dating an inmate. All right, So
Speaker 1: here we go Hey, Mandy and Wheezy wore hive member
Speaker 1: here since I was a freshman in college. Loved the journey.
Speaker 1: Y'all are on and loved the audiobook, and we'll be
Speaker 1: buying the physical copy soon and likely use it in
Speaker 1: a class I teach later in my degree program. As
Speaker 1: I'm getting my master's congratulations. I wrote a while back
Speaker 1: about dating my nigga, who I thought was boring and
Speaker 1: wasn't as expansive in his worldview. I listened to y'all's advice,
Speaker 1: and we ended up breaking up not too long after.
Speaker 1: I kind of already knew we were gonna break up,
Speaker 1: but getting that external feedback from y'all and my therapists
Speaker 1: and friends, it was a little Alie inform me which
Speaker 1: everyone said to leave him. We're still cool and fuck
Speaker 1: and go on dates from time to time. But that's
Speaker 1: another email for another day. This is about another scenario
Speaker 1: that I wonder if y'all could talk about. I'm obviously
Speaker 1: single now, so I've been dipping and dabbling in the streets.
Speaker 1: I've been entertaining new people and really seeing what's out there,
Speaker 1: and it really is as bleak as people say. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't typically invite people over first, but this particular
Speaker 1: partner I've known for a bit and feel comfortable inviting over.
Speaker 1: For context, I'm a Hoodoo practitioner and Arisha devotee. Another
Speaker 1: reason I don't like a lot of people over is
Speaker 1: with the different altars and items I have around my house.
Speaker 1: People who ain't familiar, which is most people I encounter,
Speaker 1: since I primarily date other Black Americans, ask a lot
Speaker 1: of questions and have preconceived notions about what I practice
Speaker 1: and who I am as a result, long story short,
Speaker 1: the nigga I had over was taking pictures of ancestor
Speaker 1: altars and different alters I have to Yamaya and ocean
Speaker 1: in my closet while I was in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: sending it to his group chat of friends. My question
Speaker 1: isn't about how I should feel because I kick that
Speaker 1: nigga out for taking pictures of my shit. Anyway. My
Speaker 1: question is more so for you all and your thoughts
Speaker 1: on dating someone like me. Would you or have you
Speaker 1: dated someone who was into all the woo woo and
Speaker 1: crystals and shit? Is that something you would want them
Speaker 1: to disclose before coming over? Just some thoughts I had.
Speaker 1: Would love if y'all could have someone on the show
Speaker 1: as well who is a spiritual practitioner of sorts to
Speaker 1: talk about their dating slash sex life and how they
Speaker 1: navigate that. Thanks, I'm gonna let you start with this one.
Speaker 1: I think my answer is gonna surprise you. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I believe in that stuff, I like using it whatever.
Speaker 1: But spiritual people will.
Speaker 2: Always be fucked up, like, oh my god, people like,
Speaker 2: let's be honest. Every bitch i'all know that is doing
Speaker 2: a spell. Don't got a niggast. Every bitch I know
Speaker 2: manifesting claiming They like, oh I'm doing this, I'm doing that.
Speaker 2: They ain't gotten the motherfucking money. They really don't be
Speaker 2: about what they be screaming about. So sometimes when someone's
Speaker 2: leading forward with the spirituality is their personality. I don't
Speaker 2: be into it either.
Speaker 1: Now when it's more private and I start to see
Speaker 1: that it really is like meaningful, Like most people aren't
Speaker 1: telling you every minute they pray, But for some reason,
Speaker 1: spiritual people are screaming at you when the moon is
Speaker 1: blood like you know what I'm saying, it's like a
Speaker 1: little too much. It would bother me, and it would
Speaker 1: bother me if they were bringing it into our dynamic,
Speaker 1: like it would bother me if we had a conversation
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, that's so pisce he's coated like
Speaker 1: this shit the fucker. Now what about though, Like what
Speaker 1: she's saying is this is clearly in her private space.
Speaker 1: She has her altars. Is it something you think she
Speaker 1: should disclose before having these new partners come over? You know,
Speaker 1: I think religion and spirituality is personal unless they're going
Speaker 1: to see the altars and stuff. Yes, but a lot
Speaker 1: of my homegirls that have alters choose to like put them,
Speaker 1: like hide them something like her, or out in the open.
Speaker 1: If he was taking pictures of them while she was
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. It's giving that these aren't hidden alters,
Speaker 1: Like they're not in closets, they're out in the open.
Speaker 1: I just don't like opening up the dialogue for somebody
Speaker 1: to get into your business that deep, right, because then
Speaker 1: it might they get wait wait, wait, they can get
Speaker 1: into your pussy, but not get into your business of spirituality.
Speaker 1: I think sexist is casual, but I think spirituality is
Speaker 1: more intense and deep. Yeah, bitch, I thought you bitch.
Speaker 1: You ain't used to say that sex was spiritual. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I think sex is special.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying like, in this particular instance, a nigga
Speaker 2: coming over tod like I have I have casual sex too.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying like, as far as this goes, for
Speaker 2: some reason, I just feel like she'll sound like a coconut,
Speaker 2: because I think people assume once you got to like
Speaker 2: warn them about your shit. Like if someone wants to
Speaker 2: ask you, let them ask you. But every bitch nowadays
Speaker 2: we gotting a little Buddha in the corner or some
Speaker 2: shit or some candles, maybe they won't think nothing.
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't. Yeah, I think it depends what your
Speaker 1: altar looks like. I mean, I ain't gonna hold depend
Speaker 1: what it looks like as a bitch who's not a
Speaker 1: Stars and Moons. If I go to a nigga house
Speaker 1: and see an altar, he not getting no pussy. I'm
Speaker 1: not eating his food, were not taking shots. I am
Speaker 1: not here for it. It would turn me off personally.
Speaker 1: And if you're saying you date other black American men,
Speaker 1: I do think that maybe you should lean in to
Speaker 1: date in some zo's then like maybe the what that's
Speaker 1: my vinue? Like maybe you need to date a nigga
Speaker 1: that kind of know a little bit more about all
Speaker 1: of that, and to me that you should for the
Speaker 1: folks that turn out, oh yeah, if you're not from Florida.
Speaker 1: If you're not from Florida, a zou is someone of
Speaker 1: Haitian descent. To me, I think the same way. Have
Speaker 1: I hide my cat right like some people aren't cat people,
Speaker 1: so I put that nigga in a room if I
Speaker 1: have someone coming over who might not, you know, be
Speaker 1: into cats. So for me, if you feel like someone
Speaker 1: may not be into this thing, I think you put
Speaker 1: it away until it's something to where the relationship you
Speaker 1: and this person are becoming closer with each other, then
Speaker 1: you open to that. If it's just casual sex, I
Speaker 1: think you share the things you don't want to explain,
Speaker 1: and not your dick. If you got to dick, share
Speaker 1: that before they come over. But for anything in your house,
Speaker 1: I think that you should absolutely you know. So basically
Speaker 1: for me, I think the reason that I don't like
Speaker 1: to bring shit up ahead of time is because I
Speaker 1: feel like it gives room for judgment. Good judge me
Speaker 1: and don't fuck me. Like I want people to be upfront,
Speaker 1: be up with who you are, hide it. When I say,
Speaker 1: be upfront with who you are. That's if you're looking
Speaker 1: that even if you're looking, that's if you're looking to
Speaker 1: date this person. Right, if you're just looking to fuck
Speaker 1: the person and you don't want to be judged, hide
Speaker 1: the shit that you already are insecure about possibly being
Speaker 1: judged about. It's that simple. Like for like, if I
Speaker 1: know my house is a mess, Like, let's take this
Speaker 1: away from altars, let's take this away from spirituality. If
Speaker 1: I know my house is a mess, and I want
Speaker 1: a nigga to come over, but I don't want that
Speaker 1: nigga to judge me as a messy bitch, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and throw some shit into a room and
Speaker 1: clean up my house real quick. If you know that
Speaker 1: a nigga's gonna judge you for your alters and you
Speaker 1: don't want to be judged for your altars, bitch, hide
Speaker 1: your altars.
Speaker 2: As because they cast the spells on everybody out here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean to me, to me, I think this
Speaker 1: this is definitely something that like, bitch, just da Haitian bro.
Speaker 1: That's literally my advice to you. Fuck the the black
Speaker 1: African Americans. They're not as in tune, I will tell
Speaker 1: I email.
Speaker 2: Black Africans really don't fuck with spell work. So, like
Speaker 2: ma Man said this to me a few months ago.
Speaker 1: About like how when he went to Nigeria for the
Speaker 1: first time that his family and this is a Nigerian man,
Speaker 1: were like, don't let them say this to you.
Speaker 2: Don't let nobody hands you money because they're like, you know,
Speaker 2: doing work and shit like that exchange of energy. And
Speaker 2: I found this ig where a dude does pranks on
Speaker 2: like uncles and shit like that in London and be like,
Speaker 2: what's your name and he'll say their name and he'll
Speaker 2: start being like, gets up, I'm going to get these
Speaker 2: spelled from you, blah blah blah, and the dude start
Speaker 2: running down the street like he just basically freaks African
Speaker 2: elders out. And I'm saying this to say, some people
Speaker 2: take spirituality and witchcraft as devil worshiping, and so when
Speaker 2: you think of it in that way, I think sometimes
Speaker 2: people can't even respect your religion until they get to
Speaker 2: know you.
Speaker 1: Like a lot.
Speaker 2: I got a few Woo Woo homegirls, and to be
Speaker 2: honest with you, well, the one that's real serious, she's
Speaker 2: Haitian and she'd be doing my makeup.
Speaker 1: I ain't know that shit for at least a year,
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn bitch, okay, and she was like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's private, not that shit. Was that shit for me
Speaker 1: growing up was always like talked about because my little
Speaker 1: sister is Haitian and so getting to know her family,
Speaker 1: Oh baby, my mama was in tune with everything that
Speaker 1: my sister's aunties and shit was into. And we talked
Speaker 1: a lot about voodoo who do all the things that
Speaker 1: Let's be very clear too, alters aren't necessarily voodoo or witchcraft.
Speaker 1: They literally could just be an offering or prayer station
Speaker 1: for your ancestors and things like that. So even her alters,
Speaker 1: I won't say is is spelly or witchy, but for
Speaker 1: the people that aren't familiar with that from a religious standpoint,
Speaker 1: from a spirituality standpoint, from whatever, yeah, baby, that shit
Speaker 1: gets scary. And we even in America have a thing
Speaker 1: where you're not supposed to even eat a bitch of spaghetti.
Speaker 1: So if you are walking into a woman's home who
Speaker 1: has these altars, I could see why any man not
Speaker 1: only would be judgy, but would be fearful in doing
Speaker 1: anything with you. Romantically. But also I think this is
Speaker 1: the thing though that makes me say, maybe keep it
Speaker 1: to yourself, especially if it's Black American people. Right, Just
Speaker 1: like Mandy saying dates, some Zoe's people may.
Speaker 2: Not understand that if you have offerings that you're giving
Speaker 2: to let's just say, I don't know your grandmother, he
Speaker 2: might think, well, not his bitch want to put a
Speaker 2: spellow on me. That's the type of shit I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like I think, sometimes it's too high level for people
Speaker 2: to understand. But again, if you are gonna end up
Speaker 2: dating them, you're gonna have to tell them anyway.
Speaker 1: I just be choosing to keep it until it's necessary
Speaker 1: outside of offer a podcast to ask the question, So,
Speaker 1: outside of altars, is there anything that you can think
Speaker 1: of that would make you not want to have sex
Speaker 1: with a girl or guy if you went to their house,
Speaker 1: like you and your partner have you know, sex with
Speaker 1: other other women? Right? What would keep you? You could
Speaker 1: be completely interested? What would make you not want to
Speaker 1: have sex with them? If you went to their house
Speaker 1: and saw something a cat chix? Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: These cats be out of control. Okay, we was at
Speaker 1: a bitch house just kicking.
Speaker 2: It a little after he's maybe we were gonna fuck,
Speaker 2: Maybe we weren't. She started making them drinks and I said,
Speaker 2: the cat just jumped off the counter where the cups
Speaker 2: are coming from.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I said, hold on now. Then once we
Speaker 1: all get on the couch, then a cat get into
Speaker 1: a tack. And I said, you know what if the
Speaker 1: cat ain't got a room, bitch, if the cat don't
Speaker 1: got an area, when you got motherfuckers over, you need
Speaker 1: to warn me because it's one thing. You know, you
Speaker 1: need an older cat. They be chilling in the house.
Speaker 1: I don't really see him. Some people house.
Speaker 2: You know, you can smell him if they don't take
Speaker 2: care of at home. Yeah, but you know that cat
Speaker 2: out of control. I don't want to have to find
Speaker 2: my underwear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I put I put body up sometimes. He was
Speaker 1: really well behaved this weekend and I had a whole
Speaker 1: threesome and me too. He was just really well behaved.
Speaker 1: So I was like, literally when everybody left my house,
Speaker 1: I was like, body, you are so good. Not the
Speaker 1: energy of the cat or the people he was. He
Speaker 1: was so good. He was so good all week and
Speaker 1: I had a whole nigga at my house all weekend
Speaker 1: and he like did not bother him at all, And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, my goodness, you are so good
Speaker 1: they growing up. No, he definitely is not half as
Speaker 1: bad as he was. Uh. I guess there's a Terrible
Speaker 1: twos for cats too. Body's now five, so he's good.
Speaker 1: But the cats all right. But the million I think,
Speaker 1: I think for me, I'm trying to think of what
Speaker 1: I could go into a man's house and seeing, not fuck,
Speaker 1: oh easy, pictures of him and a bitch, don't let
Speaker 1: me come to your house, and it's pictures of your
Speaker 1: wife or pictures of like like what I know, people
Speaker 1: that are okay with going and fucking people who have
Speaker 1: wives have situations, and there's pictures of them all over
Speaker 1: the house, on the fridge, on the counter, on the wall.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I used to be a fucking
Speaker 1: side chick. If y'all read the book, I talk about it.
Speaker 1: But never, not once did I go to a married
Speaker 1: nigga home and fuck him in his married nigga bed.
Speaker 1: So hmm, So to me, that would be a thing
Speaker 1: on some casual like fuck shit you got together them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: another thing, But I mean, I'm not really dealing with
Speaker 1: married men at the moment right now anyways, So that's
Speaker 1: not my thing, but that would that's always kind of
Speaker 1: been a thing. We're not doing this. The other thing
Speaker 1: that would keep me from sleeping with a nigga if
Speaker 1: I saw it in his house, and this would be
Speaker 1: if I'm just looking too hard, would be going into
Speaker 1: your bathroom and it's nasty like I are around the toiler.
Speaker 1: I need to make sure that you do not have
Speaker 1: a mildew in your tub. I need to make sure
Speaker 1: that you have a washcloth that isn't the consistency of cement.
Speaker 1: I need to make sure that you have soap, and
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the orange kind that might say
Speaker 1: dial I or lever Her two thousand. If you have
Speaker 1: lever two thousand, I might not fuck you. Like there's
Speaker 1: certain things regarding hygiene that I need to see present
Speaker 1: that if you do not have in your bathroom, your
Speaker 1: penis is not coming near my mouth.
Speaker 2: So a hygienic thing besides it. To me, it's the bathroom.
Speaker 2: To me, it's the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Hm trying to think other than a bathroom because the
Speaker 1: bathroom is a good one and I want to use
Speaker 1: the bathroom like, ladies, if you go to a digger,
Speaker 1: if you don't even have to do it, use the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Use the bathroom. That'll, that'll, that'll quickly let you know
Speaker 1: if you're gonna give that nigga the buns or not.
Speaker 1: You know what used to bother me?
Speaker 2: This is so random, but when I was younger, I
Speaker 2: used to fuck with this nigga that was just living
Speaker 2: in a studio and he was like, hell, little broke whatever.
Speaker 2: And I remember he had a hard ass towel that
Speaker 2: used to be, you know, over the bathtub, and I
Speaker 2: used to be like thinking to myself, maybe he just
Speaker 2: leaves it there. No, we're like cleaning when he needs
Speaker 2: to clean the bathroom. One day, I'll walk in there,
Speaker 2: I'm brushing my teeth. He jumps in the shower to
Speaker 2: go to work because he was a club bouncer. And
Speaker 2: I saw that nigga wet that rag and I said,
Speaker 2: you have been yoursing that bits. I think I was
Speaker 2: fuckingh for a month and a half. It was the
Speaker 2: same green towel, bitch, hard as a rock.
Speaker 1: How did it? Whatugh? Yeah, Higie, hygiene is big for me,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I would say that. I guess Our all
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