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Speaker 1: A woman went on a trip with her boyfriend, and

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Speaker 1: she was not happy when she got home. The reason?

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Speaker 1: She realized she left a personal item in their hotel room,

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Speaker 1: and she is desperately hoping the maid service didn't throw

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Speaker 1: it out or take it or whatever. Luckily, we have

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Speaker 1: just the person to help her with this issue. The happiest,

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Speaker 1: most pleasant, positive guy I know, our resident hotel manager, Jose.

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Speaker 2: Yay! How do I manage a hotel, guys? Best hotel ever.

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Speaker 2: It would be.

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Speaker 1: And you know, he likes to get through stressful situations

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Speaker 1: by making people laugh. And we all know the best laughs,

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Speaker 1: of course, are from puns.

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Speaker 2: Duh. Here it comes. It's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? How

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Speaker 2: was your trip? Was it off the train?

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Speaker 3: Who is this? I'm sorry, my name's Michael. I'm actually

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Speaker 3: calling you from Hot Hotels. You recently stayed with us,

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Speaker 3: is that correct?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So, Julia, how was your trip? Was it off

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Speaker 2: the train?

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Speaker 1: Get it?

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Speaker 2: Instead of saying chain? Because you were traveling?

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's a pun. It's funny. It's punny, even. Did it again.

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Speaker 2: All right. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Listen, I got a message on my desk that you

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Speaker 3: left a bag here, a personal item, and you wanted

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Speaker 3: us to look for it.

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Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, I did.

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Speaker 1: I left my makeup bag there.

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Speaker 2: A makeup bag. Okay. Hold on. Let me write that down.

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Speaker 2: You know, I just... Just trying to cheer you up.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you miss your bag. Yeah, I mean, there's

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Speaker 2: expensive stuff in there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to have Johnny look in the back

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Speaker 3: for it, but while he's doing that, let me do

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Speaker 3: a quick survey with you about the hotel, if that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Do I have to?

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Speaker 2: Well, it won't take long. Trust me. And it's way

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Speaker 2: better than the hold music. You know.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: We don't really have farts. I'm just a bit agitated.

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Speaker 2: I just want to get my bag back. I'm not

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Speaker 2: trying to do this today.

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Speaker 3: Got it.

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Speaker 2: This will be super quick. First question. How did your

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Speaker 2: cell phone work in the room?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: You know, like, did you have to go downstairs because

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Speaker 3: they had reception there?

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Speaker 1: I had reception in the room.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no. You don't get it.

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Speaker 3: Reception?

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Speaker 1: Lobby?

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Speaker 2: It's a pun. It's another way to snuck it in

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Speaker 2: on you. What's going on? Is this a real survey?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it absolutely is. Next question.

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Speaker 3: When you were here, did you notice the Instagram conference

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Speaker 3: going on? I, no. No, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Ah, okay. I'll write that. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Because you would have seen the signs directing you. It

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Speaker 3: would have said, follow me.

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Speaker 1: Wait for you to get it. This isn't really.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is. It is. It's another pun. Instagram, follow me.

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Speaker 3: Is this like your personal comedy hour or something?

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Speaker 2: I just want to get my freaking makeup bag back. No,

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Speaker 2: they're still looking for it.

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Speaker 3: But first, did you notice any sounds coming from the

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Speaker 3: pipes when you use the restroom?

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Speaker 2: This better not be a dumb pun again, I swear

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Speaker 2: to God.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no, I'm only asking the question because recently our

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Speaker 3: plumbing system went on strike. It wouldn't pipe down until

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Speaker 3: it was treated with respect.

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Speaker 2: All right, this is getting very agitated.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about these puns. I just want my

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Speaker 1: freaking bag.

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Speaker 2: Pipe down. No, not you pipe down. I'm talking about

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Speaker 2: the joke. Okay, look, you're wasting my time here.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just email me if you find my bag?

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Speaker 2: Because I don't want to do this anymore. Absolutely. We

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Speaker 2: can email you. Currently, ours is in therapy.

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, our email had attachment issues. Wow. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: pee my pants. This is extremely unprofessional. I said attachment. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I heard you, and it was really stupid. Really stupid.

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Speaker 2: So stupid. Just like your boyfriend, Tony. He said he

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Speaker 2: loves stupid jokes.

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Speaker 3: What does he have to do with this?

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Speaker 1: Why are you bringing up my boyfriend?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Tony's the one who set you up for this

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Speaker 3: prank phone call. This is actually Jose from Brick and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my God.

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Speaker 3: Tony wanted us to prank you and tell you that

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Speaker 3: you're his butter half.

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Speaker 1: Get it?

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Speaker 3: Butter?

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Speaker 2: Is it funny when I explain it?

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: But hopefully this call made you blush.

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Speaker 3: You know what's funny? Not you. Hopefully we didn't mascara you.

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Speaker 2: I just did. I'm pretty sure she hung up. I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty sure she hung up. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps

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Speaker 2: on the 20s.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.