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Speaker 1: My curmunching grandpa gave me eight million dollars for my inheritance.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for not sharing it with

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Speaker 1: my family?

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Speaker 2: OKAYOPI this is okay. Ope.

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Speaker 3: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry and we tell

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Speaker 3: the funniest stories on the Internet. Oh yeah, and John,

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Speaker 3: have you ever tried blue algae before?

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Speaker 1: I've never tried blue algae? And I'm confused as to

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Speaker 1: why we will ingest that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and why am I bringing up Believe it or not,

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Speaker 3: it is algae that is blue. And this morning, Ariana,

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Speaker 3: my girlfriend was making a smoothier shake and she's like, hey,

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Speaker 3: this is supposed to help your.

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Speaker 2: Bones be strong.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, I'm like, can I just

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Speaker 3: try it a little bit on my own? And I

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Speaker 3: try just a little speck of it and it literally

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Speaker 3: just makes my entire mouth blue.

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Speaker 2: And it won't come out of my teeth for like hours.

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Speaker 2: It tasted bad too.

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Speaker 3: It tastes good, tasted my mouth blue, and it also

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Speaker 3: tasted normal. Arianna, I apologize, But John, I heard you

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Speaker 3: got a story for us.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I do. Let's dive into it.

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Speaker 2: Girl, scout cookie break no one.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, play that games by watermelon.

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Speaker 2: It's a watermelon.

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Speaker 1: It's not a watermelone, my curmuncheon. Grandpa gave me eight

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Speaker 1: million dollars for my inheritance. Am I the a hole

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Speaker 1: for not sharing it with my family?

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Speaker 3: Damn Scrooge made some moves, but like those moves are good?

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Speaker 3: Is he a curmudget anymore? If he actually gave you

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Speaker 3: eight million dollars?

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Speaker 1: The shrewdest investing curmudgeon there ever was? Yeah, dang dude,

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Speaker 1: be grateful for reals, all right? I female nineteen, have

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Speaker 1: an estranged grandpa. More or less he's my dad's father.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? More or less a strange grandpa?

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Speaker 2: More or less? Is he your grandpa? Is he not

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Speaker 2: your grandfather?

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Speaker 3: It's a fifty percent chance it's my grandpa. You haven't

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Speaker 3: done ancestry dot com.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for real, he's my dad's father, but my dad

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Speaker 1: hardly had a relationship with him. I have two other siblings,

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Speaker 1: one younger thirteen and one older twenty six. Wow, that's

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Speaker 1: an age range for you. My grandma divorced my grandpa

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Speaker 1: when my dad was only ten, so he lived with

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Speaker 1: my grandma his entire life in a different state and

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Speaker 1: literally didn't see.

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Speaker 2: Him, so I don't really even know your grandpa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't even in her dad's

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Speaker 1: childhood at all. He wasn't pleasant to be around and

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Speaker 1: could hold grudges longer than anyone I've ever met.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like Scrooge. Literally sounds like screwmed.

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Speaker 3: I'm just imagining him like in his big mansion, diving

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Speaker 3: into some gold coins.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is like the Marvel prequel to to Screwge,

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Speaker 1: like the mar prequel. This is how screwed, This is

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Speaker 1: how I became Beezer screwed Marvel.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're done with this internet content screen. Yeah, we

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Speaker 3: already for promotion pictures babies.

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Speaker 1: But regardless of this, my grandpa was filthy freaking rich.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like it.

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Speaker 1: He owned a successful business that he sold for one

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Speaker 1: million dollars.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like that's good, yeah, but could be better.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Grandpa, I mean one million dollars like a

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Speaker 1: grand scheme of business.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, granty of businesses.

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Speaker 1: For a person, a million is a lot, but as

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Speaker 1: a business, that's even if he.

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Speaker 3: Sold it for a million dollars, he would probably only

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Speaker 3: get like what fifty game probably only Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Dude, So the real question is is this net or

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Speaker 1: where are the tax returned? Where are the tax returns?

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, there actually has more details. So he retired

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Speaker 1: after selling, but his house sits on an island as

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Speaker 1: well as the biggest piece of land on the island.

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Speaker 1: He sold that property for well over three million. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so he maybe netted around four million in these transactions.

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Speaker 2: Has an island?

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Speaker 1: Who's buying an island for a million dollars? Although apparently

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Speaker 1: mister bat years Yeah, literally, I was like, what, I'm

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Speaker 1: ready to buy an island?

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Speaker 2: Also support the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: So I was never close with my grandpa, but I

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Speaker 1: took after a sister who is a registered nurse, and

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Speaker 1: he adores her. He always told me that he was

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Speaker 1: proud of me to see me follow in her footsteps.

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Speaker 1: He died a few months ago. Since then, my family

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Speaker 1: has been torn apart. Why because he left everything in

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Speaker 1: his estate to me.

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Speaker 2: Wait, but op didn't even know her grandpa.

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Speaker 1: That's the question.

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Speaker 2: My theory.

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Speaker 3: If this guy is really a rude, he's just like

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Speaker 3: and I'm just gonna unleash chaos on this family, leave

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Speaker 3: it to one person, and then just like like just

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Speaker 3: like nuke the family.

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Speaker 2: As he dies, he.

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Speaker 1: Essentially liquidated all of his assets and it ended up

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Speaker 1: being close to eight million dollars.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I was shocked, as you should be. Ov that's that's a.

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Speaker 1: Teen years old and you just get eight million dollars.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what I would do. Buy Chipotle,

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Speaker 3: maybe Chippotle eight million Chipotle.

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Speaker 1: Well see, you can only buy one less than one

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Speaker 1: million Chipotles because they're so expensive. I didn't and still

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Speaker 1: do not know what to do with this money, but

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Speaker 1: I'm going to save it. That's a good idea.

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Speaker 3: Don't blow it, right, Yeah, don't buy the Versacci and

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Speaker 3: the Gucci. There's like this like study right with people

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Speaker 3: who went in the lottery and they blow all their

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Speaker 3: money within the first couple of years and then they're

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Speaker 3: just like back living in poverty.

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Speaker 2: So like, make sure you conserve your wealth y'all.

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Speaker 1: My dad and my stepmom, as well as my siblings

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Speaker 1: are hounding me to split the money with them, and

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Speaker 1: I just can't do that. My dad is an alcoholic

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Speaker 1: who never said anything nice about his dad despite him

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Speaker 1: being bitter. My grandpa actually bought my dad a three

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars house. Okay, that's that's not nothing, not bad.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is, my dad would one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: drink away any money given to him.

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Speaker 3: How do you drink away eight million dollars? I guess

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Speaker 3: if you're going out to bars.

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Speaker 1: He's he ain't gonna make it. Trying to trying to

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Speaker 1: get to the bottom of the bank account. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: going to get to the bottom of something else before that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: six feet under goodness. And as far as my siblings,

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Speaker 1: my brother has full financial support from my grandma as

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Speaker 1: he is the favorite, and he's extremely wasteful and ungrateful.

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Speaker 1: He never talks to me and is always very mean

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Speaker 1: to me when he does. My little sister is the

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Speaker 1: only person I've actually considered. She's very young, and that's

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Speaker 1: really the only thing stopping me. Her mom is very

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Speaker 1: money oriented and would take any money I gave from her.

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Speaker 1: So I'm waiting until she turned eighteen, and I've offered

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Speaker 1: to pay for a college. That's a good idea, you know, like.

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Speaker 3: Eight million dollars at eighteen, so crazy, absolutely insane.

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Speaker 1: But now my family is telling me I'm unfair and

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Speaker 1: the money doesn't belong to me and I'm not deserving

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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, technically, look at the paper.

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Speaker 1: Work, literally legally deserved. It belongs to you. I think

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Speaker 1: the US law.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the Supreme Court Justice whoa uh, what's

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Speaker 3: his name, mister doll Biden?

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Speaker 1: Buy me a dinner by Byron. I'm buying you eight

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Speaker 1: million dinners. They say that I'm too young and I'll

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Speaker 1: just waste it on cars and clothes. I don't agree.

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Speaker 1: And now they're all threatening to cut me off and

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Speaker 1: never speak to me again, or even sue me if

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Speaker 1: I don't give them all a piece of the money

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Speaker 1: for what for not to me for no reason.

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Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do, and I'm buckling under

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Speaker 1: pressure here. I've already had two police officers out to

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Speaker 1: my house because my dad is claim I mean, I

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Speaker 1: stole the money from him. Jeez, your own father the

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Speaker 1: cops on you.

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Speaker 2: That's insane. It's like a bad situation.

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Speaker 1: This is terrible, and you're you're a nineteen year old girl.

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Speaker 1: Everything was through an attorney. I know I did nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong legally, but morally I don't know. So am I

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Speaker 1: the a whole?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think that op's the ahole? I don't,

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Speaker 3: but It's like, I don't know how you resolve this

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Speaker 3: issue of your your family like hating you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I think if the situation was different,

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Speaker 1: maybe if that honestly a good family would would say,

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Speaker 1: I will respect you know, the grandfather's wishes, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I think like a way to maybe pivot some of

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Speaker 3: that resentment is to like share in the well. So

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Speaker 3: maybe like op doesn't give the money away, but give

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Speaker 3: some gifts.

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Speaker 1: I like the house idea is great. Yeah yeah, so

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Speaker 1: like like maybe you buy a house for like everyone

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Speaker 1: that everyone can live in. Like, hey, at that point,

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Speaker 1: will you have to like struggle to make rent. This

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Speaker 1: will be kind of like the family estate.

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