Speaker 1: Wake up, Wake up in the mall, and it's a
Speaker 1: radio and the Dodgers. He's on time.
Speaker 2: Already.
Speaker 1: Emma's lunchbox, more game too, steve red and it's trying
Speaker 1: to put you through the fog.
Speaker 3: He's ridding this week's next bit.
Speaker 1: The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this this.
Speaker 3: The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 1: Time for the investigative Morning Corny, where we try to
Speaker 1: figure out Amy's morning.
Speaker 4: Corny's ready back in ninety seconds on the clock.
Speaker 1: Let's go the morning Corny.
Speaker 2: How does a Christmas tree freshen it smell?
Speaker 4: For wash bath, I'm freshing its smell? A Christmas tree?
Speaker 1: Uh? What about one of those things hanging out a
Speaker 1: card cart frek cow air freshmener, air freshener, fresh coat,
Speaker 1: fresh lights.
Speaker 2: He said again, Amy, how does a Christmas tree freshen
Speaker 2: It's now just.
Speaker 5: Take a bath, perfume, cologne, the air freshener.
Speaker 4: I just think that's Christmas trees in the in the card.
Speaker 3: Oh you unwrap.
Speaker 5: It refreshing its smell.
Speaker 2: How does a Christmas tree fresh and its smell raise.
Speaker 1: For jolly perfume? Okay, we gotta we gotta find oh,
Speaker 1: perfew that's what I mean, like right, Okay, so we
Speaker 1: gotta find something about a tree though, so it's gonna
Speaker 1: be tree related. Leave screen Christmas. The ornaments star on top.
Speaker 1: This is a hard one. The ornaments, ornament, ornament, ornaments?
Speaker 2: Okay, good gosh, Okay, what a snowmen call their kids?
Speaker 1: Snow kids, snowballs, little little kiddies, snow snow, snowmen, snowflakes,
Speaker 1: snow kiddies, toddler men. What a snowmen call their kids?
Speaker 1: Son and daughter? Snow son's no children ball, snowball. She
Speaker 1: looked at you. Yeah, I know when it's the children.
Speaker 1: Chill children.
Speaker 4: She didn't mean to give us that one, but I
Speaker 4: got a good job.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are the best Christmas sweaters.
Speaker 1: Made from h Frankenst's what that one? No, you gotta
Speaker 1: do tell us the answer. We'll google it if you
Speaker 1: don't tell us.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are the best Christmas sweaters made from Lease?
Speaker 1: You never would have gotten that one. That ornament.
Speaker 2: Those were hard, hard ornaments. You said what it hangs?
Speaker 1: But then I said ornament. But then he said ornament
Speaker 1: slower us not even knowing, And.
Speaker 2: Then he said children, and it was like children.
Speaker 5: I said everything without even knowing I was in.
Speaker 1: Those were hard, Okay, what yeah?
Speaker 2: I know sometimes I got to bring in.
Speaker 1: Not proud of it, but I think years ago I
Speaker 1: was probably a ghoster when I'm a eight people only
Speaker 1: once or twice, you know, if it wasn't I just
Speaker 1: the lead, I just got I'm done, I'm out. I
Speaker 1: died for all intents and purposes, I died. I just
Speaker 1: would ghost. So no, I don't like that about me.
Speaker 1: I try to do that anymore. I don't date anymore,
Speaker 1: but I'm even just with anybody at all. However, somebody
Speaker 1: on the show just got ghosted. I think it's pretty funny. Amy,
Speaker 1: who is it? Do you think?
Speaker 2: Gosh hmm, let me think who got ghosted? Morgan?
Speaker 1: So that would be what I would think to sing
Speaker 1: yep single and it's like, oh I got ghosted again. No,
Speaker 1: it was Eddie and I'm married, happily happily married, got ghosted?
Speaker 1: Tell him?
Speaker 5: So, I mean, this is why I don't try to
Speaker 5: make friends.
Speaker 1: As a dad.
Speaker 5: So I was at the gym and I saw this dad.
Speaker 5: We hit it off. His son was my son's age,
Speaker 5: and we started to hit it off. As the term
Speaker 5: he uses as a dad. Man, you just kind of
Speaker 5: stick to your own side of the court and you
Speaker 5: sit there. But no, this dad was cool and we
Speaker 5: had a lot in common. We talked a lot, talked
Speaker 5: all night. The sun came up.
Speaker 2: So, by Jim, do you mean you were at the
Speaker 2: basketball gym?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the basketball Okay, were working out?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, my kid, our kids were playing basketball,
Speaker 5: and we were just on the side of talking. And
Speaker 5: then he says at the end, we're like, all right,
Speaker 5: what's time to go, And he goes, hey, man, let
Speaker 5: me get your number. Next time you're at the gym.
Speaker 5: Let's just hook up and let's do this again.
Speaker 1: Lots of words here like hook up, lots of words
Speaker 1: here like this again, like hit it off.
Speaker 5: Now there was chemistry.
Speaker 4: This vernacular is very much like dating vernacular.
Speaker 1: But go ahead.
Speaker 5: We had chemistry. So I gave him my number. Uh,
Speaker 5: he gave me his. And then a couple of days later,
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm going back to the basketball gym. So
Speaker 5: I text him nothing, no problem. Maybe he didn't see
Speaker 5: the text. The next day, I go back, I call him.
Speaker 1: One day, What.
Speaker 2: Do you mean, why would you call him?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I would be annoyed if somebody didn't text me back.
Speaker 1: However, there are times now occasionally where it's not that
Speaker 1: I don't want to text back, but if they text
Speaker 1: me way way early or late at night, but I
Speaker 1: wake up way early, and I'm like, don't worry, I'll
Speaker 1: text him at eleven when they're awake. Okay, just five pm,
Speaker 1: I know, but I'll forget. There are reasons sometimes people
Speaker 1: don't text back, so I don't think every single text
Speaker 1: I send that somebody hates me if they don't respond,
Speaker 1: but not all so I get it. If you text
Speaker 1: and they don't respond, correct, but you don't call second
Speaker 1: you text again.
Speaker 5: Well, maybe he's not a text or some people just
Speaker 5: don't text. Maybe some people call. So I tried calling,
Speaker 5: went to voicemail. I'm done, we're moving on. So are
Speaker 5: you hurt?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah? And then this is exactly why I don't
Speaker 5: try to make friends as an adult.
Speaker 3: Did you leave a voicemail?
Speaker 1: Are you in love?
Speaker 4: Good question in the lext box?
Speaker 1: Did you leave a voicemail?
Speaker 2: No? Did it ring multiple times and then voicemail? Or
Speaker 2: were you sent to voicemail?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: It rang like five times?
Speaker 1: That's better?
Speaker 4: So can we do an experiment here? And I will say.
Speaker 1: Morgan has been such a great sport when it comes
Speaker 1: to stuff like this, because we've been like do this,
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know, it doesn't really feel like
Speaker 1: what I would do. Like, just try it for the
Speaker 1: purposes of growing and learning, even if it doesn't work,
Speaker 1: like Morgan has done this many times. Can we do
Speaker 1: this with you right now? Sure? Pola? Phone out? Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: you're going to make him text?
Speaker 5: Call now?
Speaker 1: No? No call no, don't call anybody ever.
Speaker 4: I hate talking to the phone.
Speaker 1: Never never call him. Goods. Yeah, that will be now, That, though,
Speaker 1: is better than a call. It's weird when you see
Speaker 1: a pop up cold call. But I'd rather do a
Speaker 1: FaceTime than a call. What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4: Okay, send us text? Ready his number?
Speaker 1: What do you have to look for? A heart? Heart? No?
Speaker 1: I know his name.
Speaker 4: So this is what you're This is what you're gonna write.
Speaker 1: There he is. You're gonna write hey man, hey man,
Speaker 1: because hey man, straight up, hey man.
Speaker 4: Period reached out a couple of times, reach exactly.
Speaker 1: Yes, this hurts, but do you want to grow and
Speaker 1: we want close in this relationship? I mean after he
Speaker 1: ghosts follow he didn't ghost you on the car. He
Speaker 1: didn't ghost him on the call. There needs to be
Speaker 1: clicking you hear his boys. He said he didn't ghast
Speaker 1: you on the call. He goes on the text. No,
Speaker 1: don't say that.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no hurt no.
Speaker 1: No, no, my god, no, Okay.
Speaker 4: Reached out a couple of times, wasn't able to get you.
Speaker 1: Wasn't able to get you. Prop see you around the
Speaker 1: gym sometimes I'm props, no're not probs, prob prob like
Speaker 1: probably you're not putting too much time and ride it
Speaker 1: like a like a full like pro props around the
Speaker 1: gym a few.
Speaker 6: Times autocorrects trying to make me say probably. Don't hit
Speaker 6: me up. If you ever want to hang out.
Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, probs what prob.
Speaker 4: We'll see you around the gym sometime.
Speaker 1: Rob, We'll see you.
Speaker 4: Hit me up if you want to hang out. Have
Speaker 4: a good holiday, Eddie.
Speaker 2: Gosh, this guy is gonna be like, Hey, he's gonna
Speaker 2: tell his wife, Hey, there, but our kid can't play
Speaker 2: with this basketball anymore.
Speaker 5: We're not on a basketball team. That's so cool about it.
Speaker 4: You need the organic, you need this in your heart,
Speaker 4: so let me know when you have it.
Speaker 1: All down happy holidays? No, just say yeah, have a
Speaker 1: good holiday. Don't does the happy holidays again too formal?
Speaker 1: Have a good holiday? Have a good holiday?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 4: Nope, you're not bro.
Speaker 2: You can't say merry Christmas.
Speaker 4: Just just right, just right, have a good holiday.
Speaker 1: That's a dude thing. When you have no ties to say?
Speaker 2: What are you doing for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Say? I got you a present? I need to give
Speaker 1: it to you.
Speaker 5: He's gone, I have a little something, he's already go.
Speaker 4: Can you meet me today to give you this gift?
Speaker 1: Okay, when you're done, read it to me before you
Speaker 1: push it. Hope you have a good Christmas?
Speaker 4: No, just holiday.
Speaker 1: And it's not that we don't do Christmas because we
Speaker 1: all love Christmas. We want to keep Christmas. And when
Speaker 1: say America saw that, but you want to be like
Speaker 1: you don't care as possible, like you put in no work?
Speaker 1: Is just like low key yeah, just low key.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: You know you don't want anything. How do I say
Speaker 1: by like peace? No mind? No holiday?
Speaker 2: Does he do a period at the end?
Speaker 1: You can if you want. Sometimes I just let it
Speaker 1: roll at medium to low effort.
Speaker 5: We're done, okay, tell me what it says? Hey man,
Speaker 5: except what point.
Speaker 1: No no exa no, no, no, don't exclamation point is
Speaker 1: hay Man period, hay Man period? Never exclamation points? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding? That's yeah. That seems desperate. You're right, it
Speaker 1: seems like you're too excited.
Speaker 2: Like wait, he's already texted.
Speaker 5: Me early, isn't it like?
Speaker 1: It's okay?
Speaker 6: You're good, go with it, You're fine, You're fine, he's professional.
Speaker 6: Go ahead, okay, hey man, reach the out a couple
Speaker 6: of times. Wasn't able to get you. Rob will see
Speaker 6: you around the gym sometime. I hope you have a
Speaker 6: good holiday. That's it, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Sign know who he is. That's okay. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: that's that's okay. If you say jim, hell contact, close
Speaker 1: it together. Don't make it too easy on him.
Speaker 5: What about Eddie from the gym?
Speaker 4: Hey, you love him, let him find you and love
Speaker 4: you back.
Speaker 2: I don't love him a basketball emoji?
Speaker 4: No hit that just hit, sin hit Eddie. Take it
Speaker 4: from me, dude on dude.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I love dudes. I love being with dudes.
Speaker 2: I just thought he could have deleted the part where
Speaker 2: it says couldn't.
Speaker 1: Reach you, which reached out a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that part I shot a couple of times period.
Speaker 2: But that he's like, couldn't couldn't get you?
Speaker 1: Did I say they couldn't get you? Reach out the
Speaker 1: time of the stuff? I didn't say.
Speaker 5: I read exactly what you said.
Speaker 4: You're doing like hard.
Speaker 1: Emojis in like eggplants, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: recommend that.
Speaker 3: Did you put a basketball emoji?
Speaker 1: No? I feel desperate, But whatever, dude, however you should.
Speaker 1: You're gonna learn from this one way or the other.
Speaker 1: You have closure that it wasn't right. You guys are
Speaker 1: weren't meant to be. Or he'll be like, oh the gym,
Speaker 1: that's who this guy was. I got text Sometimes I
Speaker 1: don't know who they are because the number is not saved,
Speaker 1: but that'll come in a context clue.
Speaker 2: That he's definitely going to answer a phone call if
Speaker 2: he doesn't have no.
Speaker 4: Way or he has do not answer because it's you.
Speaker 5: I thought we had something, but whatever.
Speaker 1: You might still have something. We hold hope we'll check
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks. All right, here's a voicemail
Speaker 1: we got last night.
Speaker 8: I'm in a situation where I am new to the
Speaker 8: company and I work in a robot company where it's
Speaker 8: mostly all men, and my boss makes me extremely uncomfortable,
Speaker 8: like the presentation, not my.
Speaker 1: Direct boss, but the one above him.
Speaker 8: He's made send my inappropriate comments and I just don't
Speaker 8: know how to handle the situation. My direct boss, he
Speaker 8: is doing whatever he can to keep me away from
Speaker 8: him or in other words, to protect me, which I
Speaker 8: greatly appreciate. But you, as a boss, how would you
Speaker 8: handle that was happening to like Amy or Morgan?
Speaker 1: What would you do? What would do suggest I do?
Speaker 1: Because it's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: She could give me any advice, I would really appreciate it.
Speaker 8: Thanks everybody and love the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the question. This is what I would say.
Speaker 1: First. I think the easy, quick, efficient answer is you
Speaker 1: should go and let someone know way above right, that
Speaker 1: that's the answer. However, you're going to know your culture,
Speaker 1: and I do think there may even be places, that's
Speaker 1: my answer first, where that could end up getting you
Speaker 1: in trouble if there's like a relationship between like that
Speaker 1: boss and HR right. Yeah, so that is a delicate thing.
Speaker 1: But I would say you need to go above and
Speaker 1: you need to let them know, and possibly if you
Speaker 1: can let them know with them not letting that boss
Speaker 1: know that it's you specifically, because that will create a
Speaker 1: conversation between the HR or his boss to say, hey,
Speaker 1: people have been saying you're acting this way. You just
Speaker 1: don't want to be the target of whatever his eyre
Speaker 1: is whenever he finally finds out that someone's telling on him.
Speaker 1: But I don't think you can continue as it is.
Speaker 1: You either a have to go up and let them know.
Speaker 1: And the second one also not easy. I would say
Speaker 1: just get out of there, but it's not like you
Speaker 1: just quit your job. You got bills to pay. That's
Speaker 1: not always easy for people. Just go good, just quit
Speaker 1: your job.
Speaker 2: To HR people. Is there some sort of oaths.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think there's the old hypocratic I shall
Speaker 1: which like I will only do good or confidentiality I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't thought think.
Speaker 2: There would be, because then people just wouldn't feel safe
Speaker 2: going ever.
Speaker 4: So pare of my suggestions in order.
Speaker 1: Number One, you go to HR or that boss's boss
Speaker 1: and say I have something I would like to share
Speaker 1: with you, but it is under the guise of I
Speaker 1: don't once I make this complaint, I would rather not
Speaker 1: be known as me because I don't want to then
Speaker 1: suffer the consequences of telling on.
Speaker 2: This person, can just send an anonymous.
Speaker 1: Yes, that would be my third one at the burnery account.
Speaker 1: Number two is going to be avoid at all costs
Speaker 1: until the situation can somehow remedy itself. Not always easy
Speaker 1: to do it, your boss, right, Number three is a
Speaker 1: burner account. I'm going to tell you this too, this boss,
Speaker 1: this person, You're not the only person. He's doing this too.
Speaker 1: This is a common by people who do this. This
Speaker 1: is a common thing. It's not like they're only going
Speaker 1: to be inappropriate and offer with one person and only
Speaker 1: one person. Ever, that's the kind of person this person is.
Speaker 1: So when I say burner account is kind of funny,
Speaker 1: but you could go make you a Gmail account and
Speaker 1: be like so and so. Don't do it from the office,
Speaker 1: do it from a computer that's not your office. Hey, look,
Speaker 1: a few of us here have gotten together and we
Speaker 1: know you've been acting appropriately and any more inappropriate actions.
Speaker 4: We are going to take it to whomever. That is
Speaker 4: also a way to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm sending that to the boss.
Speaker 4: Or the actual person in a burner account to be like.
Speaker 2: I think you would send a burner account to HR like, Hey,
Speaker 2: I just don't want to say who I am. But
Speaker 2: I get that then you lack credibility.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I will work with HR. I
Speaker 1: think I sure you need to say how you are.
Speaker 2: Look at it now, you're threatening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my third thing, but it's not. It's a
Speaker 1: burner account to the person who's doing the bad stuff, going, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of us here who now are suffering
Speaker 1: from what you're doing, and if you continue, we are
Speaker 1: going to tell on. You are going to HR about it.
Speaker 2: What if the boss is like, wait a lot, I
Speaker 2: really only do it to her.
Speaker 1: Bobby's saying this, I'm saying that if I'm betting, I agree,
Speaker 1: I know, but that does that doesn't just do it
Speaker 1: to one person. I'm really sorry that's happening to you.
Speaker 1: And it feels a bit helpless because because you're superior.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that there's just a clean way
Speaker 1: to do it unless you go up to HR.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd say HR is the first move for sure,
Speaker 2: and then you can reassess. But my hope would be
Speaker 2: that you could go and sit down with them and
Speaker 2: trust that they're not going to say anything.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's happening to you. Let us know if
Speaker 4: we can help right.
Speaker 3: Time for the news Bobby's stories.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll roll my suitcase so I'm getting on a
Speaker 1: plane and they're like, do you have battery in that?
Speaker 4: Because some of the suitcases have that hole.
Speaker 1: I've never actually used it, but you can like keep
Speaker 1: a battery in there and charge your phone and stuff.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, no, oh, why get off me. I
Speaker 4: never say get off me.
Speaker 1: I just think that apparently every day, like twice a day,
Speaker 1: there's a fire on an airplane because those batteries.
Speaker 2: Oh that's scary.
Speaker 1: And there are a lot of flights, right, so twice
Speaker 1: a day, but still, the fact that fires are starting
Speaker 1: from these things, that's crazy. The FA is warning travelers
Speaker 1: about the dangers of these batteries in luggage and carry ons.
Speaker 4: They're in even batteries.
Speaker 1: And like laptop Like, what the heck are people not
Speaker 1: like letting their computers rest for a minute? Are they NonStop?
Speaker 4: Like world of warcraft?
Speaker 1: The fact that these things are having fires at all
Speaker 1: are scary, even not about the airplane, about just generally
Speaker 1: at the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm scared. I saw in the news some
Speaker 2: bike that people have in their house has been exploding.
Speaker 2: I don't know what battery pack or electric is on there,
Speaker 2: but ex floating like so fast is causing house fires.
Speaker 1: Passengers are advised to monitor their devices during flights, avoid packing,
Speaker 1: especially liftium batteries, and check luggage that. I can't believe
Speaker 1: there's that many fires on airplanes from CBS News.
Speaker 4: That's story number one, number two.
Speaker 1: A Columbus funeral home becomes the first and Ohio to
Speaker 1: obtain a liquor license. And the first thing I think is,
Speaker 1: are they like on the side opening up, you know,
Speaker 1: dead person bar and grill or is it at funerals
Speaker 1: give an alcohol, which it think makes sense if you'd
Speaker 1: like to have a drink at a funeral service, although
Speaker 1: if we ever we think it gets dramatic. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: funerals will like fights and stuffs when they're drunk.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I mean who mixed alcohol?
Speaker 6: Was breathing?
Speaker 2: I mean people are doing that often anyway, but at
Speaker 2: the funeral.
Speaker 1: Home, see, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: Well, they say it more is more of like a
Speaker 2: celebration of life.
Speaker 4: Oh I hear, yep, what I would say too.
Speaker 5: But like my uncles would always like go outside and
Speaker 5: like sneak some beers, So why not just drink inside?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it well because it is open to
Speaker 1: you know, I agree, I think it makes sense. Slippery
Speaker 1: slope though, for sure. Columbus Funeral Home is gonna make history.
Speaker 1: It's the first and Ohio to obtain a liquor license,
Speaker 1: offering mourners a unique way to honor loved ones. See,
Speaker 1: you can also say that like everybody can have one
Speaker 1: to pour one out, but really they're all just getting slabbard.
Speaker 1: But even then you just like a Sunday you see it,
Speaker 1: you just funeral crash, so you can get some Yeah,
Speaker 1: open bars funeral there's funeral down on third Evergreen Funeral
Speaker 1: Cremation Reception scheduled to open next year aims to change
Speaker 1: out people funerals and so they're going to allow alcohol
Speaker 1: and toasts to love ones. There are different full service
Speaker 1: open bars for like three, four, five, six thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Of course, once approved, first funeral home in Ohio have
Speaker 1: a liquor license. ABC six on your side with that story.
Speaker 1: Smart surprised they would grant it, not because I don't
Speaker 1: think it should be granted, but because anytime somebody knew,
Speaker 1: what's a different license. That's difficult. It's got to go
Speaker 1: through a lot of little channels there in the old towns.
Speaker 1: Netflix has secret codes to unlock hitting gems on its
Speaker 1: streaming platform. Here's how to use them. It's from Daily Mail.
Speaker 1: First time I read this, I thought, yeah, but there's
Speaker 1: not gonna be a single good thing when you have
Speaker 1: to put a code in. It's gonna be all crappy
Speaker 1: stuff that like hidden, because if it was really good,
Speaker 1: they'd want to have it front and center. Good. But
Speaker 1: there is actually a secret menu and on this put
Speaker 1: the code in high brow horror, irreverent TV comedies, in
Speaker 1: ninety minute movies. You go to Netflix dot com slash
Speaker 1: of browse, slash genre and you add a code and
Speaker 1: I don't know, one person said, they're they're blank ass movies.
Speaker 9: Oh, I mean, I try to not say the word
Speaker 9: I bleep the that's funny, I bleep the baddest of
Speaker 9: words and the donkey word.
Speaker 1: Whatever. I tried, Dude, I'm not counting that against me
Speaker 1: because I was an accident. Never the s H word
Speaker 1: is the word I was bleeping.
Speaker 2: People say that though you're saying.
Speaker 4: No, no, no s H with a y at the end.
Speaker 4: That's the first one.
Speaker 2: I was thinking just about one word and say.
Speaker 1: Blank, Yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Epening tries to cuss and he does it all wrong.
Speaker 1: But I would say, like, somebody's a jackass, and that
Speaker 1: to me is not a bad word. Right, yeah, but
Speaker 1: that there. I just think my brain is, We're about
Speaker 1: to go on holiday, break the whole thing. My Americans say, Oh,
Speaker 1: let's see. Daddy Yankee claims that his estranged wife blindsided
Speaker 1: him by withdrawing a hundred million dollars from his company accounts.
Speaker 1: He says that she withdrew the sum of one hundred
Speaker 1: million from two of his music companies without his permission.
Speaker 1: You would think there'll be some it doesn't matter who
Speaker 1: even he. Anybody takes out a massive amount of money,
Speaker 1: ten million, twenty million, some trigger goes off and like
Speaker 1: three people have to go click good, Okay, you don't
Speaker 1: just take it and run. But the artist forty seven
Speaker 1: said in legal docs in his native of San Juan,
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico, that she took sums of eighty million and
Speaker 1: twenty million from his record label. Oh and if you
Speaker 1: take it, does that mean you have a wired or
Speaker 1: do you go in and go like, I'll take eighty million.
Speaker 4: Here's the trash bag.
Speaker 2: Oh, it has to be a little bit at a time, right,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You can't just a little bit at a time of
Speaker 1: eighty million, that's there's never a little bit unless that
Speaker 1: takes ten years. And again, yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 2: If they're this wealthy, what's a little bit to them?
Speaker 2: A little bit to us is like, you know what
Speaker 2: even five million?
Speaker 4: Do you take it in cash? And then are you
Speaker 4: taking suitcases?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Daddy Yankees that wealthy.
Speaker 3: That's a great point.
Speaker 2: His bit from his company, he's also that wealthy.
Speaker 4: Yes, massive.
Speaker 1: Really one of the bigger international artists. It's like, uh,
Speaker 1: the guy now who I don't listen to his music
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he was basically Bad Bunny before Bad Bunny.
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny's the bigges artist in the world.
Speaker 4: Is about I don't know, I don't know any songs
Speaker 4: he comes around at Easter.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with that. No, that's the good Bunny. Oh
Speaker 1: it is, got it. And then finally, can you tell
Speaker 1: if someone does not like the holiday gift you've given them?
Speaker 1: The answer is because it was a pair of ice
Speaker 1: turner glove.
Speaker 5: That's not funny, man, Oh good gloves.
Speaker 4: Eddie got me a pair of isotoneor gloves. He knows
Speaker 4: that our gloves.
Speaker 2: It starts a knight, but he following the rules.
Speaker 5: I had seventy five dollars to do it.
Speaker 1: He's just kind of being lazy.
Speaker 10: I mean he's gonna go to isod socks id shirt.
Speaker 3: I mean he went for gloves.
Speaker 2: But Steve liked the isotoners I got.
Speaker 3: Him, and so he said he's only returning.
Speaker 2: Them because they don't fit.
Speaker 1: He's if he gets other isotoners then in the same
Speaker 1: size survey found these are the top body language tells
Speaker 1: If someone hates their gift.
Speaker 4: They avoid eye contact with you.
Speaker 2: I've been watching sometimes.
Speaker 1: Looking at me.
Speaker 4: Guys, look, I'm going the opposite way.
Speaker 1: Fake smile immediately after changing the tone of their voice.
Speaker 4: Sometimes like here's.
Speaker 1: They've got a high registrart. Oh my god, that's no nice.
Speaker 1: It's not that hard to figure out talking too much
Speaker 1: about how great the gift looks are forgetting about the
Speaker 1: gift once gift kicking is over. I don't only think
Speaker 1: that the only think they forget. They just would rather
Speaker 1: not talk about it. That's from Scotch brand survey. That's
Speaker 1: the news. Thank you for bobbies. I do think tipping
Speaker 1: culture as someone who has tipped their whole life, like
Speaker 1: as far as like jobs are like I needed those tips,
Speaker 1: but it's out of hand. I'll say it to somebody
Speaker 1: who's a big tipper and understand the need for it.
Speaker 1: But yes, there are times where you're like, why are
Speaker 1: people asking for tips for this? That being said, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: often gets upset when you go somewhere and they're like,
Speaker 1: give me a tip. You don't have to. I said,
Speaker 1: you don't have to get upset. You can does not
Speaker 1: give a tip. I think that's what that should be
Speaker 1: met with. Okay, but I've never heard of this before. Lunchboks.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you know it's the holiday season and so yes,
Speaker 10: you know, we love to get into the holiday spirit,
Speaker 10: get ready for Christmas in my family and what you
Speaker 10: do with Christmas you go see Santa Claus to sit
Speaker 10: on Santa Claus's lap and tell them ho, ho ho,
Speaker 10: what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Kids?
Speaker 10: And we went to do it and as we're checking out,
Speaker 10: it says would you like to.
Speaker 2: Leave a tip away?
Speaker 10: What is the world I would do. Sanna is now
Speaker 10: asking for tips. I saw Santa did this for the
Speaker 10: love of the children, and now Santa wants me to
Speaker 10: leave them a tip for letting my kid tell them
Speaker 10: what he wants they want for Christmas. Unbelievable, bah humbuck.
Speaker 10: I was just like, this is getting where he goes, Santa.
Speaker 10: I'm so disappointed in you.
Speaker 1: I did see a story I forgot reading the news
Speaker 1: that Reindeer of Food has gone app a lot. Oh
Speaker 1: really inflation? Yes, well, just in general it's harder to
Speaker 1: find sure they're using more natural ingredients, and I could
Speaker 1: see where maybe that would be part of the reason.
Speaker 4: Does that matter to you at all? No, it doesn't
Speaker 4: matter to me. You're on Reindeer Way, yes, yeah, you pay.
Speaker 5: To see Santa in the first place to take pictures.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you had to pay to get the pictures. And
Speaker 10: it says, do you want to leave a tip?
Speaker 3: Why would I want to leave a tip?
Speaker 2: Man, we're paying with card.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's just something that pops on all
Speaker 2: the time with card no matter what. And like Bobby said,
Speaker 2: do you have every night to just decline it or
Speaker 2: leave a tip and be like, oh, it's tis the season, because.
Speaker 4: You don't know what he's gonna get.
Speaker 1: Maybe Santa, who doesn't need money for Santa. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: for the elves, the guys working all year long, sure
Speaker 1: making toys. Yeah, maybe they want a new felt green super.
Speaker 10: Kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and maybe nobody else. They asked for a tip,
Speaker 4: just him, because it was a lot.
Speaker 1: You think about that, like you're the only one. They
Speaker 1: were like, maybe we should get tell.
Speaker 10: Three kids because they do run around and scream and
Speaker 10: yell and jump on Santa. But I just was absolutely
Speaker 10: blown away that they had the tip line. When we
Speaker 10: went to see Santa.
Speaker 4: How was Santa?
Speaker 1: I mean it seemed like a nice guy, not super
Speaker 1: over the top night.
Speaker 3: Oh he was real good, you know.
Speaker 10: I mean he's good with kids, Like he knows how
Speaker 10: to talk with kids and get him to calm down
Speaker 10: and be doing.
Speaker 1: It for year. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, he's he just didn't know it with you.
Speaker 10: Probably probably remembers you when you were a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 10: and he probably thinking, oh, here comes these kids. But
Speaker 10: he doesn't good. He doesn't show you that he's frustrated
Speaker 10: with the kids when they're climbing up and the kids
Speaker 10: pulling off the hat.
Speaker 4: You know, but you mean, your kids are pulling off
Speaker 4: the hat.
Speaker 3: Oh man, it happened, but did a good job.
Speaker 1: Then you should definitely tip them. Yeah you used to
Speaker 1: like sending a car with money.
Speaker 2: I actually don't think that this is that crazy. I
Speaker 2: mean I've never heard of it, so I'm sort of
Speaker 2: just a little shocked. But the more I think about it, yeah,
Speaker 2: who cares. And some people might be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is great. He was so awesome with my kids
Speaker 2: and now I have a really fun memory or a
Speaker 2: cute photo.
Speaker 1: And also maybe think about you're not just tipping in
Speaker 1: for that, you're tipping in for what he does on
Speaker 1: Christmas night. Yeah, that's what he does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you would tip for it unless you're naughty.
Speaker 2: Well, it's good to show appreciation.
Speaker 4: I mean over your career you've had raises.
Speaker 10: Yeah, because things cost more, costs more, and our listenership
Speaker 10: has going.
Speaker 4: Up, and Santa new kids all the time.
Speaker 3: But always said, we always say the kid population is.
Speaker 1: Going down, Like we don't always say that. It's been
Speaker 1: said that at certain times about certain countries, but we
Speaker 1: don't always say the kid population is going down.
Speaker 10: That's why some you know, communities are paying people to
Speaker 10: get pregnant because they need more kids. So Santa is
Speaker 10: worried that he's going to run out of work some communities.
Speaker 2: Could you not remember the country?
Speaker 4: He says, and helps we go. Okay, Well, I'm sorry
Speaker 4: that that offended you.
Speaker 1: I think my move would have been, oh wow, I
Speaker 1: can't believe they're asking it for a tip and not tip,
Speaker 1: not saying I wouldn't have it. But if I felt
Speaker 1: your way out, I would just move on with life
Speaker 1: and not thought about it.
Speaker 10: Again, you're telling me you wouldn't walk around for a
Speaker 10: day or two thinking. Really, Santah wants a tip, like, how.
Speaker 3: What is this world coming to?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Probably a tip Sanna? Oh my gosh. You see there's
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 4: Is the problem, this is the problem bother you.
Speaker 3: You tip Santa and then he's like.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm the problem.
Speaker 1: It's me.
Speaker 10: Well no, because if you tip Sanna and then I
Speaker 10: don't tip san it or is he gonna punish my
Speaker 10: kids because.
Speaker 1: We didn't help?
Speaker 4: That's the hope. O.
Speaker 1: That's weird. I'll give it to you.
Speaker 3: You everybody together, BA we're not doing that.
Speaker 4: Amy Your updated thoughts on a four day school week.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm only in favor of that, if parents
Speaker 2: can match it with a similar.
Speaker 1: Work week, we would not be able to match it, so.
Speaker 2: We would not that other people need to or if
Speaker 2: your kids are going to be out of school and
Speaker 2: then you still have to go to work like that. Whatever,
Speaker 2: if it's Monday or Friday or Wednesday or whatever day
Speaker 2: is going to be the day off, that's going to
Speaker 2: be difficult for.
Speaker 1: Ye will be difficult. They would never be able to
Speaker 1: match it with work because they're not combined, right, they
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with each other, like every business
Speaker 1: wouldn't be well, I guess we now have to abide
Speaker 1: by this exactly, and that would probably be the biggest
Speaker 1: factor as to why it would be hard for people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean because also I'm two of well, I
Speaker 2: guess unless you're a teacher, because then decide money. No,
Speaker 2: because if you're a teacher and there's no school, then
Speaker 2: you're at home with your kids.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like teachers watch all the kids for money.
Speaker 1: On the other day, Oh yeah, that could work. Idea
Speaker 1: more rural areas that are going to four day school
Speaker 1: week to attract and retain teachers. Districts with four day
Speaker 1: school weeks are more likely to be in states that
Speaker 1: mandate a certain number of instructional hours rather than instructional days.
Speaker 1: This gives districts the flexibility to extend the school day
Speaker 1: on the four days and shorten the week. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, if it's like a third grader and the
Speaker 1: parents aren't off on that Friday or Tuesday, I could
Speaker 1: see what that would be. Just horribly not even just inconvenient,
Speaker 1: but impossible.
Speaker 2: You have to figure out childcare. I mean, obviously we
Speaker 2: can adjust to everything, but this has been kind of
Speaker 2: the way it's been for a really long time.
Speaker 1: Eddie.
Speaker 5: Four day school week, don't like it?
Speaker 1: How about six day school week? Love it? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: now we're talking.
Speaker 2: Now we're talking even so okay, no, but even an
Speaker 2: extended school day during those other four days, I don't
Speaker 2: know how we would get everything in because sometimes between
Speaker 2: school and then the homework and any activities.
Speaker 4: Everything would be modified.
Speaker 1: It would have to be.
Speaker 5: Gosh, like summers, man, when they don't go to school,
Speaker 5: those are so tough. When they're at home all day
Speaker 5: and you're like trying to keep them busy.
Speaker 1: That's on you?
Speaker 2: Is that on you? Because you're at work every day?
Speaker 5: Well, I come home, you know what tune.
Speaker 2: At You're not home at noon, Eddie.
Speaker 3: And then you spend an hour each day.
Speaker 5: And then I spend my alone time with all of them.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying like, actually, you don't be accurate in
Speaker 2: your representation of what summer is like.
Speaker 4: You get called the crap out dude, and I liked it.
Speaker 4: I would anyways.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some of these small towns do in four
Speaker 1: day school weeks because it's hours, not days that schools need.
Speaker 1: But yes, it'd be, according to you guys, to be
Speaker 1: very difficult because of the work schedule. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: The documentary on Jerry Springer, it's called Fights Camera Action.
Speaker 1: It does come out next month. It's a two parter.
Speaker 1: Jerry Springer was massive when we were kids, but Lunchbox
Speaker 1: was on it. We talked about that. He's not a
Speaker 1: part of the documentary. Yeah.
Speaker 10: They never I realized this. They never reached out to me.
Speaker 10: I thought I would be one of the person in
Speaker 10: the documentary. They would be like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 10: guy made it from Jerry Springer to where he is now,
Speaker 10: let's go back.
Speaker 1: I thought it'd be like a success story from someone
Speaker 1: that defied the odds.
Speaker 10: Yes, And I mean even Kamika and Jennifer, who were
Speaker 10: on it with me texting, were like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 10: how come they didn't reach out to us and you're.
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah.
Speaker 10: Kamika was like, obviously they didn't want ratings. They I mean,
Speaker 10: how great would it be built in promotion to have
Speaker 10: me in the documentary?
Speaker 4: I don't think Netflix really needs the promotion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I think your story was one of the greater Jerry
Speaker 4: Springer stories.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: I mean, you were a teenager and you were got
Speaker 4: cheated on.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like all the stories, every story in
Speaker 1: the history of Jerry spring It was cool that you
Speaker 1: were on It really was cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am. I'm very excited.
Speaker 10: I don't get excited about a lot that comes out,
Speaker 10: but this I am looking forward to appointment Watch when
Speaker 10: it comes out.
Speaker 1: Appointment watch is not something to do on streaming. Appointment
Speaker 1: watches whenever something's at a time and you make an
Speaker 1: appointment to.
Speaker 2: Go when it drops, he's gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: He's gonna make an appointment yeaheah.
Speaker 4: But an appointment watches like it's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be on the day it comes out.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be on his calendar twelve o one when
Speaker 1: it's uploaded, it's gonna be I'm not sure.
Speaker 10: The date, but I'm gonna put it on my calendar
Speaker 10: in my head to watch it on that day because
Speaker 10: I want to know, you know, is it like a series,
Speaker 10: like I'm gonna have to watch five episodes or is
Speaker 10: it just one documentary?
Speaker 1: I think it is a multi part series on how
Speaker 1: big it was in culture?
Speaker 2: Oh huge?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like someone like doesn't really know that, Jerry Springer,
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 6: Only know it because of this versation on the show,
Speaker 6: like I never watched it or anything.
Speaker 10: If they have interviews from past people, I'm gonna be
Speaker 10: really upset.
Speaker 1: They will have a ton of interviews what it is? Then?
Speaker 3: Why would they not come to me?
Speaker 5: There's a lot to choose from. Man, you know, you
Speaker 5: just didn't make the cut.
Speaker 2: They probably don't even realize you're the same person.
Speaker 4: How can you you look like the same person?
Speaker 1: That is true? That?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so what comes out next month on Netflix?
Speaker 1: We'll be waiting.
Speaker 4: Maybe he isn't and he's not telling you.
Speaker 1: Maybe Bobby Bones show sorry up today.
Speaker 10: This story comes us from Murray Kentucky, a man was
Speaker 10: inside a bar and he had a mule whip and
Speaker 10: he was trying to whip people with it.
Speaker 1: He was screaming, it's got to be an Arkansas or something,
Speaker 1: or do you say West Kentucky?
Speaker 3: Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I knew it's close, okay, And.
Speaker 10: They said, hey man, you gotta leave. So they asked
Speaker 10: him to leave five times. You refuse to leave, and
Speaker 10: they said, all right, we're going to call the police.
Speaker 10: He's like, no, no, I'm leaving. Went out gone on
Speaker 10: his mule.
Speaker 1: Of course. Well okay, well you didn't say you had
Speaker 1: a mule. That makes sense. It makes more sense when.
Speaker 3: You started riding home.
Speaker 1: When police pulled him over.
Speaker 3: You got a DUI for riding the mule drunk.
Speaker 1: Wow. There's a lot about this story that we could
Speaker 1: unpack for an hour. First of all, if you're new
Speaker 1: to the show, and let's say you live in Arkansas,
Speaker 1: don't be insulted. I am from Arkansas, and that is
Speaker 1: the kind of things that we would do. Number two,
Speaker 1: you can get a d ui. I didn't go on
Speaker 1: a golf cart or a tractor an animal though you
Speaker 1: didn't know that, but it's alive.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just started to think that a
Speaker 2: mule was the name for some sort of a mower.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's a real mule. Let's just say, okay,
Speaker 1: let's say I got drunk, right and Eddie goat me
Speaker 1: a piggyback ride home? Right? Yeah, but yes, he's alive.
Speaker 5: I'm an animal.
Speaker 1: He's alive.
Speaker 2: But Eddie can can It's a human and can make
Speaker 2: decisions like a mule. You you guide the mule.
Speaker 5: He can guide me.
Speaker 1: I don't know a probably all.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at him here.
Speaker 1: It it's very much a horse. Yeah, it's a big mule. Anyway, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 3: That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1: Let's talk to CJ in Crossville, Tennessee. Hey CJ, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Buddy?
Speaker 11: Hey, this is j Morning Studio.
Speaker 1: More was not expecting a female, just two initials. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I expected. Hi, CJ? Thank you for calling.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 11: I got the Jordan Davis setlist that the Lunchbox keeps
Speaker 11: talking about. And he said I never said thank you,
Speaker 11: And he said, I never messaged him reminders. I went
Speaker 11: back through our d MS and I said him like
Speaker 11: two or three reminders, and he said, Oh, yeah, you
Speaker 11: should call and leave a voicemail.
Speaker 1: Oh, he wanted to publicly on him cell. Yeah. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing about Lunchbox, that number one rule. Lunchbox, you
Speaker 1: never really know. If he says something, roll the dice
Speaker 1: tell you how true it is. Yeah, he wanted you
Speaker 1: to call and give him credit publicly, so we'd play
Speaker 1: it and be like, oh, all hell king Lunchbox. However,
Speaker 1: he was the one that said he would give it away.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like you asked him of something, right, boy?
Speaker 10: Wait, but didn't it make it more special the longer
Speaker 10: it went?
Speaker 1: Like, You're like you held it out for a year.
Speaker 1: I mean that special. It's like eat not eating dinner
Speaker 1: for a day. It wasn't it more special that you
Speaker 1: didn't get to have dinner last night and tonight you're
Speaker 1: finally getting fed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, what a great gift?
Speaker 10: She tells her I don't know if she told her brother, hey,
Speaker 10: I got this for you or what, But I mean anticipation.
Speaker 3: It's awesome, it's exciting.
Speaker 1: Well, CG, thank you for calling. And we do understand
Speaker 1: because Lunchbox loves people to call up and say how
Speaker 1: nice he is, even though he promised it before.
Speaker 11: Yes, and I posted on my story, Hey, thank you
Speaker 11: so much. He's like, oh this our callers stuck.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11: They don't say thank you, and I want my feed.
Speaker 2: He just missed.
Speaker 11: He missed a couple of things, so he.
Speaker 1: Didn't miss it.
Speaker 11: If you order anything from watchbox, it was going to
Speaker 11: be a couple of months, yes, four years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: But how did your brother love the gift?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean it was. It was pretty delayed, but
Speaker 11: he thought it was coming and then we're like, well,
Speaker 11: I guess this isn't coming. So I guess he was
Speaker 11: a bit happy when he got it, but it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't from you.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, how else if you.
Speaker 1: Want it, It's like if you want a car on
Speaker 1: prices right, and then you give it to somebody price
Speaker 1: is right. Didn't give that your cousin that car that
Speaker 1: you just gave them? You did?
Speaker 3: I thought I got credit?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, okay yeah yeah yeah, Hey CJ,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling. I appreciate that.
Speaker 11: Hey, thank you so much, love the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you, have a great day. Let's go over to Jewel.
Speaker 1: Who's listening at Saint Louis Jewel. You're on the show.
Speaker 1: What's going on Christmas?
Speaker 7: I just pulled in because I wanted to say how
Speaker 7: amazing see Brett Eldridge Flow Christmas show was last night.
Speaker 7: I live here in Saint Louis. Me and my boyfriend went.
Speaker 7: We were actually in the owner's sock and it was
Speaker 7: a Christmas present for me and then his mom and
Speaker 7: his stepdad.
Speaker 1: Two your boyfriend, mom and step dad. Correct, got it?
Speaker 1: I thought like Brett's mom showed up and I was like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a step dad. I was gonna have
Speaker 1: to make a call. Uh. Yeah, it's an amazing show, right,
Speaker 1: it's and even if you're like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want to go to a whole Christmas show, yes,
Speaker 1: but it's it's awesome. So uh, it's awesome. I had
Speaker 1: a great time. Thank you for sharing that with us,
Speaker 1: and I think we're some of us are going to
Speaker 1: that show tomorrow night because it's here. Eight of you guys.
Speaker 1: I have to check with Scoob and see how that happened. Juel,
Speaker 1: Thank you for the call. Hope you have a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you, We'll see you tomorrow. Holiday Days from Bobby
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