WEBVTT - Mini Crush #31 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:28.120 How do you everybody, Welcome to Movie Crush, Mini Crush 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.560 A dish say, Hi? Know, hello, Chuck. I think this 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:35.640 is Mini Crushed number thirty one today. I'm saying that 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:37.600 because we just had kind of a bit of a 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.239 kerfuffle about what number of these are we on and 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.680 in terms of planning, and I had to sort that out. Yeah, 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.559 I just want to say it out loud so I 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.920 know it's real. We play it fast and loose here, 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:52.800 people sometimes at the same time. Yeah, fast and loose. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.800 I play it fast. I never play it loose. I 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:59.600 play I play it fast and tight. Growth. I don't 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:02.920 know why that creep me out. It's fine, all right, Hi, everybody. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.040 I am looking through my outline here and I see 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:08.800 I'm very excited because not only do we have some 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:12.120 good polls coming up on the pole Truth, but we 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:16.560 have a new segment this week. No, I don't know 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:18.920 how I feel about this, Chuck, and I haven't even 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:22.000 poked into the answers yet, so I'm kind of excited 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:24.400 to see what happens here. In the name of the segment. 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:26.600 Are you gonna come up with special music for this? 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.800 I will, I will, I will outsource it all right, 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.200 molds too busy these days. Guys. Uh, here we go 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:38.480 with casting. That's the that's the que right there, Chuck. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:40.840 We just put reverb on your voice and maybe a 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.440 nice little delay on it, you know, like you just heard. Yeah, 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:49.400 people make it a robot too, robot reverb delay, what else? Yeah? Um, 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:52.480 can you make it on fire? It's it will be, 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.600 It will be fire. It will be as as the 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:57.640 kids say the sound cue. But no, it's hard. Yeah, 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.880 in the audio around, it's hard to set things on fire. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.440 All right, here's the idea with casting, call everyone. I 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:03.720 was trying to think of a good way, and this 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.680 may not be the best way, so I do welcome suggestions. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:09.040 But I was trying to think of a good way 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:13.440 to get you involved in casting a fake movie. But 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.360 then I thought, well, in order for it to be 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.480 a fun casting thing, it should be a movie based 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:21.320 on real people. So you're casting to that. It's no 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.640 fun to be like, cast a movie about two people 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.400 falling in love. You got you want to like? Are 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.120 my casting to a type? Well? What am I looking for? 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.360 It makes it a good thought experiment here, all right, 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:35.680 So here's what I did, and again, welcome suggestions. On 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.440 a better way to do this. But for week one 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:41.000 with casting, call I just sort of proposed a fake 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:45.359 comedic historical science fiction adventure. Yeah, this one. This was 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.680 a mess, Chuck, I love it. That's great. Here's the plot. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.640 A twenty something nerd builds a time machine in order 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:55.160 to right histories wrongs. He goes through time, picks up 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.920 Rosa Parks, Gandhi and Frederick Douglas, trains them in the 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:02.160 art of kill, and sends them after Hitler. So it's 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.760 like Bill and Ted, but with Hitler. I definitely thought 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.680 of that. Yeah, but we have several parts. We have 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:13.079 the twentysomething nerd, we have Rosa Parks, we have Gandy, 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.320 we have Frederick Douglas, and we have Hitler. So we 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:19.560 have five parts that people were charged with casting. This 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:22.320 is tough because it's always tough to cast those uh 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.960 rhetorical types, you know. And it's yeah, okay, I'm ready, 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:29.359 all right. So Sam Hopkins says, the nerd h Tom Holland, 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:33.160 Oh he's interesting. He's going a Marvel m c U 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:37.920 route for the nerd. Tom Holland, Peter Parker, Rosa Parks, Letitia, right, 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:42.040 who would be good? Gandy Bucky Barnes, who was a 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:46.560 Sebastian stand from Captain America. Frederick Douglas says, Don cheatle 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:52.320 A k A, James Rhodes, and then Hitler, Tom Hittleston Loki. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:56.000 That's actually pretty good casting. Well, here's the thing to chuck. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:57.800 I feel like this movie would be kind of one 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:01.640 of those, uh, almost like New B movie types. So 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.440 you could cast a little zanely in a movie like this, 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:06.080 or if you wanted to, that would be another route 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.880 you could go. I'm interested to hear more right, like 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.840 getting uh, because that seemed like all prestige casting, like 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:14.480 the types you would put in like Lincoln or Gandhi 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.000 a sequel or whatever. That's not true. Bucky Barnes is 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.760 Gandhi was an odd choice, to be honest. Yeah, that's 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:24.880 true casting against type though. Michael's t J Danny says 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:29.360 Michael Senna, Uh for the Nerd Rosa Parks, Octavia Spencer, 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.440 She's wonderful. Ben Kingsley for Gandhi, he says, why not 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:35.920 worked once? And he would be super old by by 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.679 now if you were still alive. Yeah, Ben Kingsley is alive. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.599 I mean Gandhi. Well, it's a time machine, so they're 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.200 they're just picking people. Let's say they're picking them up 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.680 at primes. Okay, so they would probably have to d 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.720 age Sir Ben Kingsley a lady, which they just did. Actually, 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:55.520 guess Chris White's his new movie Operation Finale. They d 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:58.279 aged Ben Kingsley. How do you like that? Because he 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:02.560 played Adolf Eichman, the Nazi. So they showed some World 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:05.640 War two footage and he's c g d aged to 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:09.000 an extent that works. Did you see it? Yeah, they 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:10.720 set up with screening for me. Doesn't take you out 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.920 of it? No, because he didn't, and I even told 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:14.960 him of the interview. They didn't overdo it. They didn't 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:17.000 hang on his face too much. And it wasn't like 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.280 an hour of the movie. It was very sparse and 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.040 well done. I feel like we talked about this in 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.880 terms of another movie. Maybe he was aunt Man with 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.120 Kurt Douglas. They d aged him a little bit in 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:26.920 the early scenes in that, and it doesn't look that 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.640 you thought you thought it looked bad. It was all right. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:33.320 I mean it's all a little uncanny Valley. Well, of course, 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.280 I'm just I just was wondering how much better this 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.919 was than like that, and I felt like it was 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:43.200 quite a bit better. They're getting there. Yeah, alright, sorry 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:45.760 t J. On the side track, after Ben Kingsley is 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:50.080 Gandy Frederick Douglas, he says Sterling K. Brown. Sure. Uh. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.520 For Hitler, he says, Kevin Spacey with Mel Gibson being 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:58.599 digitally added after filming. Oh, that's funny, yeah, because he 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.599 had he doesn't play well with other they'd have to 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:04.000 shoot his parts elsewhere and then just drop him into 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.640 the movie. Kevin Spacey would actually make a decent Hitler 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.440 looks wise, but he may not act for a while. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.960 Oh man, I forgot about Spacey being in this equation. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.240 That's tough. He's on the out list. They'll both have 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.960 to be in remote locations. That's right, Megan Nichole says 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.320 Nerd and Michael B. Jordan's Oh sure, I like that 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:25.960 against type hunky, muscular Michael B. Georgie. And then he 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:27.839 takes off his glasses and all of a sudden everyone 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.159 sees how hot he is. Hunky really is Rosa park 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.039 of Viola Davis, al right, getting more love Gandy, m 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:40.680 Night Shamlan. I can't act, he's so bad. He can't 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:42.800 pull off a cameo. That's what I'm saying. His roles 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.320 are like very like he's like a clerk or something 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.840 and has like two lines that are both read like 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:52.440 alf a que card. It feels like uh Douglas Frederick Douglas. Uh, 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:56.719 Megan says she what' tell edge? Oh four? Oh boy, 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.680 he'd be great and Chuck, that was a valiant pronunciation. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:05.040 A champt possibly, but I think success. Thanks Zack Pointer. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:08.080 He's very involved here, he says. Uh. Joseph Gordon Levitt 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:12.840 as the nerd Uh, oh, this would be good. She says, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:16.400 I'm not sure quite how to pronounce it. But Deny Guaria, 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.480 is that correct? You know her from The Walking Dead? 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:23.080 And uh black Panther? Who does she playing? Oh, that's right, 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:26.480 she's the badass samurai sword shown. Yeah, that's right. She'd 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.000 be a great as kick in Rosa Parks because the 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:31.960 thing too, like in this scenario they would have to 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.360 band together and just like kick ass there they were 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.800 trained in the art of kill. I'm remembering that. I 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.320 got it. Why isn't this a movie? It's sounding like 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.040 a lot of fun. It's sort of like a good 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:46.040 Justice League slash League of extraordinary gentlemen when they kind 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.120 of brought all these characters together. Well there, remember there 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.320 were those historical kind of um satires, like there was 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:55.320 like Pride and prejudice and zombies or these revisionist Lincoln thing. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:58.040 Maybe this could be like one of those. Yeah, uh so, 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.440 Zach says Ben Kingsley, if we're andy another one of those. 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:05.080 And then Donald Glover is Frederick Douglas because you didn't 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:08.360 say older, young Frederick Douglas. That's really to the earlier 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.200 point about the time travel, right, Yeah, John mill Step 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:16.360 says Nerd is unknown or Alex Wolf. You can't do that, not, 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.760 not the way this movie has just dated over this conversation, 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:22.160 Like now it is like this total schlocky, badass b movie, 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:26.760 like you know, action movie, which it is Rosa Parks. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:30.920 John Millstep says, Zoe Seldonna, Sure, why not Frederick Douglas, 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:35.000 Will Smith all right? And Hitler Michael Fastbender only because 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:38.480 I think it'd be funny Ben Kingsley's Gandhi people. You 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.600 can't just keep going to Ben to Ben Kingsley, well, well, 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.960 you know, I mean, he's that'd be a pretty awesome 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.959 role to reprise. I think the thing is he wouldn't. 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:49.439 I don't think he'd do it right, doesn't seem beneath 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:52.839 him to like play an ass kicking Gandhi, Although you 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:54.520 never know, don't You might have a good sense he 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.280 might have a good good time with him. Thomas Tinarello 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:01.400 been drinking chuck uh, he says. Neil Patrick Harris is 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:04.679 the nerd? Sure, why not? Samuel Jackson is the only 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.400 person allowed to play Frederick Douglass, he says. Um Alfrey 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:12.480 Woodward is Rosa Parks. Sasha Baron Cohen is Gandhi, that'd 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:16.840 be pretty interesting. And also Sasha Baron Cohen is Hitler. 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:21.360 I like where this guy's Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, why not? 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.600 He's a modern day Peter Sellers. That would be cool. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:25.560 So this would be kind of almost like a tropic 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:28.559 thunder kind of situation at this point, right, Okay, yeah, 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:32.440 I think so. Jimmy Kaikan Daal says nerd Laticia. Right, 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:34.760 And I'm glad someone finally cast a woman because I 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:39.079 purposefully left that vague as a little bit of an experiment. 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:43.000 See how many people would just cast a man. Yeah, 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:45.680 well that there's the female nerd trip too. But she 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.240 also takes off her glasses and then is a gorgeous 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:54.400 beauty that happens. Jordan Peele is Frederick Douglas. Sure, Martin Green, Oh, 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.600 I'm sorry, I didn't see that first word. So Nikola 0:09:56.640 --> 0:10:00.160 Martin Green from Star Trek Discovery is Rosa Parks. I 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.640 don't know who that is. I don't know that show, 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:06.320 but I know about it. And Sunny Pawar uh Young 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.320 Saru and Lion. Oh yeah, boy, that movie was great. 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:13.280 As Gandhi. And then Steve Bushimi as Hitler. I almost said, 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:16.640 of course, like that makes sense, Steve, that'd be fun, 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:18.120 but he would be you know, it's sort of like 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:21.240 his role as Krushchev and uh, the Death of Stalin. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.319 Maybe he plays Hitler totally as bush right, right, you know, 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:28.319 just wearing the little mustache. Yeah, all right, let's do 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.040 a couple of more here, and you know what, this 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.000 movie is so awesome and weird in my mind. Now, 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.439 I'm gonna keep this one going for a casting call 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.560 for future segments where we should ask for maybe like 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:40.439 a plot points we could really like we could we 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:43.439 could crowdsource this entire movie. Yeah, what's that called sort 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.280 of the telephone game where you each add like the paragraph. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:47.679 Maybe we could do that one. Maybe we could do 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.240 it and present it to you find people over time 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.280 interesting and we own the rights everyone. You heard it 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:56.959 here first. Uh. Jesse de Jong says this would be 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:01.000 a blastic cast Time Traveler Andrew gar Field, all right, 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:08.120 Rosa Parks, Angela Bassett, Yeah. Frederick Douglas, Uh, Sam, she says, Sam, 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:12.040 motherfucking Jackson always this solid choice, that is in fact 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.840 his middle name. Brian George for Gandhi, and then Mike 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:19.439 Myers for Hitler. We'll finish out with Crabtree Stephen Nerd. 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:25.440 He says, uh. Uh. Aliyah Shalcott, Yeah, from Alan from 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:30.720 the Arrested Development. She's she's maybe yeah, see thinking Uh 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:34.040 another casting of a woman. I like that Gandhi, he says, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:38.760 riz Ahmed Uh. Controversy, he says, but better than j 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:44.520 J Abrams casting Benny cumber Batch. That's funny. Rosa Parks, 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:48.760 he says, Gabrielle Union love her, She's great. Frederick Douglas 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.360 he says, uh, I miss Ossie Davis, boy, I do two. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:57.040 But he says, we'll go with Clark Peters instead, Goodwin 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:01.000 and then finally Hitler. You gotta go with you know who, 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:06.360 Bruno guns and a true or statement. It's probably never 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:09.880 been made. The show I mean that was Downfall. He 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:13.400 was kind of considered like the best Hitler in the 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.240 history of cinema. I think I'm pretty sure that still 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.880 holds up as like the best actual dramatic Like here's 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.320 Hitler as a complex character, not as just some like 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:25.080 some kind of ephemeral like supervillain from a distance. That's 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:29.000 an excellent film. What's it called Downfall? Downfall? I don't 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.640 think I've seen that. Man, Oh, it's so good. A right, 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.160 there's there's a there's a great meme. There's like a 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:38.079 video meme where someone changes the subtitles to say something 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.400 really absurd. And it's a scene where Hitler is like 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.280 losing his ship and just like pounding on this map 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.280 and stuff, and it's like someone telling him that they're 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.760 not going to make the strawberry frosted pop tarts anymore. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.640 And it's like his his advisors are kind of gradually 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.120 telling him some bad information and he's kind of like 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.400 sweating and taking it in, and then he just like 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.160 pauses for a second and starts freaking out and pounding 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.880 his fists the meme is that it can be any dumb, 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:04.400 pointless thing ever, but in the movie, it's actually about 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.840 the fact that you know they're in a bunker, he's 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.760 getta there, they've lost the war. You know, it's an 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.280 incredible film. I gonna check that out. I've never shared 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:16.640 a meme no once. No. Well, you know what I say, 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:18.439 be the meme that you want to see in the world. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.959 I mean, I've laughed at some of them. Then you 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:22.920 know you don't have to share them. I feel like 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.000 forty seven is too old to be sharing. Come now, 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.520 I'm thirty five. If I passed the cut off too, well, 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:32.440 you gotta be like, come now, and you're in your thirties, 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:43.960 come now, good sir. All right, We're gonna go with 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.439 the pole truth next. We had some good polls this week. Everyone. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:49.600 I really enjoy coming up with these polls. It's kind 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:53.360 of fun. Uh, first R rated movie and your two choices, 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.680 and as everyone knows, as a Facebook page manager on 0:13:56.800 --> 0:14:00.120 a on a fan page like this, you can do 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.840 more than two choices. Just want to keep pointing that out. Yeah, 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.520 but then didn't we finally decide that that was better 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.480 for the process. It's kind of fun to just say, 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.320 let's think of the people get frustrated and they're like, 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:12.480 I always do them just so I can see the 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:15.280 outcome in advance, because I feel like I know I've 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:17.760 done this, I've done these. Yeah, well we'll get what 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.760 you how you pulled on all these two? Then all right, 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.560 first R rated movie. Your choices were I snuck it in, 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.240 I snuck it from my parents or my parents either 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:30.040 knew or took me. And boy, we got twelve hundred 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:34.040 votes on this one. I love it, and it was 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.880 not fifty fifty, but it was close. Um six d 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:39.120 and fifty five people said my parents and nowhere took me, 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:42.040 and five and ten said I snuck it from my parents. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.760 What did you say? No, I think I said I 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.080 snuck it, but I don't really remember. I think I 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.920 had a babysitter, like a male babysitter, which I guess 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.560 it's a little weird. Um, when I was younger, I 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:55.360 just don't think about like dudes babysita little kids most 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:56.680 of the time. And there's no reason that should be 0:14:56.720 --> 0:15:01.480 the case. But because you're the patriarchy for that's probably 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.320 totally true. It's my fragile masculinity. That makes me question 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.080 the whole thing. Anyway. I remember we would go to 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:07.680 the grocery store and he would he would let me 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.240 rent our rated movies, and I saw like stuff like 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:13.080 The Last Boy Scout, like on VHS and whatever. My 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.240 first a rated movie was was surely a pretty bad 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.280 nineties action movie. Yeah, and I mentioned this on the show. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.280 But I mine was escaped from New York and I 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:21.640 had I called. I was such a good boy. I 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.480 called my mom to ask if I could watch it, 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.600 as you remember that, Yeah, she said that would be okay. Yeah, 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.680 so that because I asked, she said they'd be okay. 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:31.200 And so I fall into the second category. My parents 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.160 knew I did not sneak it. I would sneak it 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:37.960 now because I'm a different guy. Uh, pull truth. Movie trailers, 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:42.000 love them, Avoid them, very simple. We've got about twelve 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:46.440 votes for this one too, and you love movie trailers, 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.960 only two and thirty of you avoid them? What did 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:50.560 you say? No? I mean I like a good one, 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.160 and then the bad ones are really bad. You can't 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.280 really but then like you don't you don't know which 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.040 one you're gonna get. You can kind of figure it out, though, 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:00.080 in advance like that, what kind of movie is it? 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.880 What kind of trailer is it gonna be? I don't know, man, 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.520 They're fine. I like to get to the movie theater 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.680 on time to see them. Usually, Yeah, my my, I 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.760 love movie trailers, but it does bug me that they 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.400 give away so much. Now, that's all I'll say. But 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.840 I'll still watch him because I love a good movie trailer. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:19.640 I always have. All Right, Poul truth, the world is 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:22.480 in danger? Who do you call? I went with Ethan 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:26.160 Hunter James Bond, and please trust me, everyone, there are 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.280 a million ways you could have gone with this. This 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:30.640 is just a fun question. Don't take it too serious. 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.800 I bet it was fifty fifty out of a thousand votes. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:38.400 Roughly we had three sixty three for Ethan Hunt, six 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.640 for James. More people are given Bond to love. I 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.920 got him, and I yeah I would. I went with 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.120 Ethan Hunt because he's you know why, Because in my 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:48.160 mind I pictured Tom Cruise doing all those fucking insane stunts, 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.840 and I was like, this guy knows what's going on. 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.360 He can't take care of us. Bonds always out drinking 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.760 and Talabanton gallivanting. I just don't feel like he has 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:59.440 our best interest at heart? Yeah, have you ever galivanted? 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.040 Is it like frolicking? I don't know. Yeah, I feel 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:05.000 like it's a sexual component. And yeah, I feel like 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.680 it's just doing things grandly. I don't know that. I 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.680 don't I don't know what I'm talking about. But I 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:12.199 do want to shout out a couple of couple of 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:16.560 women on her page that uh as comments said, Pandora 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:21.440 Young said, how about I'd call Ellen Ripley of course, So, yeah, 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.320 I get it from alien and Emma Canning says, is 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:28.919 there anyone less toxically masculine? Can I call Buffy? That 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:30.440 was very funny. She got a lot of good laugh 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.439 so did Pandora. So what I was gonna do the 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.760 whole time was do a poll at some point with 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.720 like Ellen Ripley or Buffy that kind of thing. Yeah, 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:40.200 but why has it got to be one to one man? 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:43.040 Because two choices? It's is Facebook's. Yeah, but at some 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.480 point Ellen Ripley might face off with Ethan Hunt, So 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:47.439 we gotta do it like you keep track of like 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.159 football games or something, brackets or whatever. Right, I think so, 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:54.080 But I do want to say, though, Emma, I wouldn't 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:58.720 say Ethan Hunt is toxically masculine. I think the only 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:02.000 thing I've ever seen in Mission Impossible movies is all 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.960 he does is care about the job or Michelle Monaghan 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:07.400 in a very deep loving way. What about in the 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.879 original like Gallivanti never beds ladies. He's never gallivanting, by 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.439 the way, it's going from place to place in search 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:16.159 of pleasure or entertainment. Yeah, he doesn't galivant at all. 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:19.040 He has no pleasure. He's like monk like in his 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:21.640 pursuits of justice. Yeah. Like, I don't think he's talk 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.840 toxically masculine. Sure, but maybe in the original series he was. 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:26.679 Maybe he was a little more of like a ladies 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:29.080 man in the I don't know. Yeah, I kind of 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:31.359 like that about that is it shows nothing about his 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:35.480 personal life. That only feels and subplot there, ever, is 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:37.159 is the love story with Michelle Monting. He doesn't never 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.159 have to like seduce somebody for the job. I've never 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:42.880 seen him do it. He's just grabbing hold of helicopters. 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.520 Not doesn't leave time for much else. You know, that's 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:54.399 it does not? Okay? Next poll is baseball comedy cage Match, 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:58.760 Major League or Bull Durham and out of seven and 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:02.240 seventeen votes, we got five forty for Major League and 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:05.600 one seventy nine for Bull Durham. I said major League 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:09.480 because I have not seen Bull Durham. I like them both. 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.160 Don't really remember liking Major League all that much either, 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:13.760 but maybe maybe I need to see it now. It's 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:15.680 like I'll put it. I'll do a triple feature Major League, 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:20.959 Blues Brothers, and Animal House because these are three like 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:25.520 classic kind of high jinksie comedies that I have not seen. Man, 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.919 which one's Animal House and Blues Brothers. There was a 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:31.040 whole thing we talked about, like on the I don't 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:33.960 think Blues Brothers is that great. People do see people 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:36.040 seem to like it, though, I mean I don't know. 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:38.840 I feel strongly about the Blue those those Brothers. I 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:42.480 enjoy it, okay, But I never found Blues Brothers, the 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:45.800 Blues Brothers that funny, Like, man, I'm laughing a lot 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:48.520 in this movie. It was like, even as like the 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:50.639 sad Al Sketch, was it not really your favorite? I 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.160 never thought it was funny. I mean they were a 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:56.359 decent band actually, but I never thought, like, man, this 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:58.520 is hysteria because their whole deal is just they're kind 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:02.439 of like always getting into capers. I really don't understand 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:07.800 what Okay, okay, please explain it to me, folks. Why 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:09.639 is Blues Brothers really funny? I would love to hear 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:11.639 that too. Just Cone Heads funny? That was the dumbest 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:13.920 kit of all time? Well, Cone has Movies. I don't know. 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:17.320 That's a nostalgia trigger for me because that came out 0:20:17.440 --> 0:20:19.680 and I remember, like the soundtrack and all this stuff, 0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:21.040 and you know, you watch it now. No, it's all 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:26.680 it's so bad. What about Wayne's World? You like Wayne's World? Uh? Yeah, yeah, sure. 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:29.800 My brother worked on Wayness World two. I think we 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:31.880 talked about this. He worked on a lot of sequels 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:34.080 in the inferior. No, no, I think he worked on 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:37.920 Waynes World one. Actually city Slickers to Adam's Family Values, 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:40.280 that's right. But Wayne's World one. I think we talked 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:42.359 about Adam's family values because he's we're telling me about 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:54.000 the dance sequence that was like insane to choreograph. It's great, alright, 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:58.640 pol truth Vietnam movie, cage match, apocolops now our platoon, 0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:01.919 Well said some people that took issue with this just 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:05.240 being posed. Oh wow, almost dead even Apocalypse Now three 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:11.000 six Platoon. That's really that's close. There's one of those 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:13.479 you haven't seen, right, No, that's not no, no, chuck, now, 0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:15.919 I've seen them both, though I guess I think of 0:21:16.040 --> 0:21:18.600 I think about Platoon as being one of the first 0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:20.880 war movies that I got really really into and liked 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:22.439 it a lot, and like I bought it on DVD, 0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:25.440