1 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 1: Isn't that exciting? I'm still alive. That's exciting too. I'm 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: not gonna lie kind of hit a wall if I 4 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: have to, if I have to take a break to 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: go Vomit looks no for nothing I had to do 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 1: about that. Remember, I was gone yesterday. As much as 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: I love it when you yell at Chris, you can 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: stop yelling at him now. He's not the one who 9 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: didn't upload the podcast. There was no podcast. See. People 10 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: who listen live they knew right away. People who wait 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: till the day after, which is totally fine, you listen 12 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: whenever they were Just that is the worst. When you 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: wait and you download it, only it's not downloading or 14 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: the download's not there, and you're thinking, gosh, Chris sucks. 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: But don't get me wrong, Chris does suck it, just 16 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: this part wasn't his fault. You know what else sucks 17 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: is we actually don't prioritize children at all. I thought 18 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: about this. This is the headline from The Blaze. Jeslaine 19 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 1: Maxwell discusses her special friendship with Bill Clinton her dear 20 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 1: friend Prince Andrew. In her first post conviction interview, and 21 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: it occurs to me, this woman was convicted of running 22 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:23,639 Speaker 1: an international sex trafficking ring. Let's do keep in mind, 23 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: we have names, we have names, names of extremely powerful 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: men who've been attached to this thing. Remember we had 25 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: the ABC reporter from behind the scenes. She was complaining 26 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: that she wasn't allowed to run with the story. And 27 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: when she's talking about Epstein, she said, verbatim, we had Clinton. 28 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: When she's talking about all the stuff they had. Bill 29 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: Clinton is not just a former president of the United 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: States of America. He's still very much alive. Why is 31 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: there not an army of report orders out in front 32 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: of Bill Clinton's home to interrogate him about his participation 33 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 1: in an international sex trafficking ring. Remember this was I 34 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: believe the magazine was Variety. Bill Gates's former wife, Melinda. 35 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: She cited his relationship with Epstein as the reason they divorced. 36 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: Bill Gates is more than just a Microsoft guy. He 37 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: is maybe the leading voice on the globe for a 38 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: climate change insanity. Maybe also the leading voice on the 39 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: globe for pushing the vaccine on every single person. This 40 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: human being is one up. You could make the argument 41 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: Bill Gates is the most powerful person on the planet. 42 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 1: No one seems to care that his wife divorced him 43 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: because of his attachment to an international child sex trafficker. 44 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: This is seriously something every one's just going to let go. 45 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: We're all just gonna let this go, you know, move on, 46 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: because we gotta make fun of somebody. And that's more fun. 47 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: That's more fun than this stuff. Let's make fun of somebody. 48 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: Texas hiker is attacked and gored by a huge bison. 49 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give out her name, but she was 50 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: just strolling along with some bison and one of them 51 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: charged her and took that rager, rather large horn and 52 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: stabbed her in the back with it and tossed her 53 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: into the bushes. It could have easily killed her. And 54 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: this is one of those times we do this from 55 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: time to time. It's time for America's daddy, me to 56 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: step in because America has had a mom forever, but 57 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:52,119 Speaker 1: only a mom. It's okay, sweetie, I'll pick up. I'll 58 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: take it. Do you want to grilled cheese sandwich? What 59 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: America has not had for a long time? As a dad? 60 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna level with all of you. You're ready 61 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: Disney movies aren't real. I know, believe me. I know 62 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: you're picturing right now the lion king, Pomone and Simba 63 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,840 Speaker 1: doing a song and a dance, and the zebras they 64 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: get along. The zebras and the lions get along, and 65 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: the elephants get along, and the chronicle the crocodiles come over, 66 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 1: and the second the cameras are off, they're doing a 67 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: coordinated dance and it's catchy. Look at the animals, And 68 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: I know you've watched Bambie and all these movies where 69 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 1: the animals laugh or they cry and they speak. But 70 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: that's just the movies. Wild animals in real life. They 71 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 1: are thoughtless eating machines. Wild animals in real life, you 72 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: know what they know? Sleeping, eating and making the new 73 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: generation of wild animals. That's all they know. That's all 74 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,599 Speaker 1: they care about. Believe it or not. I know. Look, 75 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: I know this is gonna be shocking. I swear to you, though, 76 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: You're just gonna have to trust me on this. The 77 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 1: buffalo they actually don't talk. And just because they have 78 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 1: those big, huge eyes that actually doesn't make them like puppies. 79 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:26,679 Speaker 1: They're actually really, really dangerous and if you get close 80 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: to one for your TikTok video. You might just find 81 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: yourself with a new orifice in your body. Stay away 82 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: from wild animals, Stay away from wild animals. Why is 83 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: this something that keeps on happening? I have no idea. 84 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: I firmly blame the Disney movies. I do. I think 85 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,119 Speaker 1: it is something that people get in their minds after 86 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 1: watching things, these things. I'll look at them with his 87 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 1: little pods. I bet he's crying for his mommy right now. Oh, 88 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 1: I bet he sings a great song. No, they're actually 89 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 1: just animals. Their brains are just little, teeny tiny things. 90 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 1: They know how to eat, poop, sleep, and get together 91 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 1: with the opposite sex to make a new generation. And 92 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: that's all they know. But I'm an animal lover, and no, no, 93 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,559 Speaker 1: you don't understand. No, you know what even your dog, 94 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: even my dog. Do you know why you love your dog? 95 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 1: Why I love my dog? And I admit that idiot 96 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: owns me. I know that, not mean the second I 97 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 1: get home, The second I get home tonight, that big 98 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: fur ball is gonna come bounding up to me like 99 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: it's the greatest moment of his life, and he's gonna 100 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: bury himself and me so I can snuggle with him 101 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 1: and bet him and scratch behind his ears and stuff 102 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 1: like that. But you know the truth is he's descended 103 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: from wolves. He's a pack animal. That's why they're so 104 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 1: great with families dogs. He's a pack animal. Wolves are 105 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,719 Speaker 1: that way for the protection of the pack, so they 106 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: are very protective and loving of each other. But they 107 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 1: don't talk either, all right. When my dog sees your 108 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: dog walking down the sidewalk, they're not communicating and doggy voices. 109 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 1: But I saw it on Doctor Doolittle. Nope, Nope. He's 110 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: just a pack animal, and he considers himself part of 111 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: your pack. That's why he's so loving and wonderful to you. 112 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: He actually does not have extremely advanced thoughts. I can 113 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: tell what he's thinking when he's watching us. I can 114 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: tell he thinks this is funny. No, that's actually stupid. 115 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: And you sound stupid when you say things like that. 116 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: It's still just an animal, all right. Stop with this 117 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: nonsense of approaching wild animals. Stop with it. It's got 118 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: to stop. You know what, Chris, we need another sound 119 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: thing for me being America's dad, clearly, that's what we 120 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: need it, Chris. You know we do at this point 121 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: in time, all right, before I before I move on 122 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: to making fun of Megan Marko and we talk about pollution, 123 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: making women fat, and your special operations guys, while they're 124 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: about to go away too, Let's get to some emails. 125 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 1: Dear mister, I got food poisoning and we'll probably miss 126 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: another show tonight. Pink flour. I was making some Kraft 127 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: mac with burger instead of Wieners, and was thinking, how 128 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: can I make this succulent dish even better? Well, I 129 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,080 Speaker 1: had a bottle of Chipotle tabasco left over from the 130 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly Burgers, and I thought, hmm, I doused 131 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 1: the finished product in it. Chef's kiss, It's amazing. Suggest 132 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,840 Speaker 1: you try it. PS. I found out my brother is 133 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 1: scheduled to get a COVID booster shot. I am worried 134 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 1: for his health. I don't want to get in a 135 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 1: big argument about it. How would you approach this if 136 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: one of your loved ones was gonna get it. He's 137 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: in mid thirties, excellent shape, says Buenos Tardez. His name 138 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 1: is Nick, your brother, thing man, Here's what I would 139 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: do if it was my brother, and I know you 140 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: care about him, I know you love him. I would 141 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: maybe maybe the guided discovery route is best. When I 142 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 1: say guided discovery, maybe you simply come print out one 143 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,239 Speaker 1: of these various studies that have come out now about 144 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: what that thing does to the heart and men. Maybe 145 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: leave that laying on his coffee table or something like that, 146 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: Maybe something soft like that as a way to go, 147 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: because I'd be nervous too, because my brother I would 148 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,480 Speaker 1: be as far as Chipotle Tabasco goes. I'll give you 149 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: one better. By the way, I totally support what you did. 150 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 1: I splash a couple drops of it in my craft 151 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 1: back every time I make it. But I had one 152 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 1: the other day. Here's what I did. I had made 153 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: my world famous Jesse Kelly cheeseburgers. You know, I make 154 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,680 Speaker 1: the greatest cheeseburgers in the history of the planet. I 155 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 1: made a batch of my world famous Jesse Kelly burgers 156 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: and we add one leftover. I always make an extra 157 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,959 Speaker 1: one or two so I can have them again for 158 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 1: breakfast the next morning, because they're that great. Well, the 159 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: wife decided that night she was going to make Sloppy 160 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:03,080 Speaker 1: Joe's a slow cooker. Sloppy Joe. It's really, really good. 161 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: You know we're pretty Look, we're a pretty classy family. 162 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: So we do slow cooker sloppy Joe what Chris, Anyway, 163 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: I told her take that Jesse Kelly burger and chuck 164 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: it in there with the other burger for the sloppy Joe. 165 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:20,199 Speaker 1: Let that Chipotle stuff mix in there. Best freaking sloppy 166 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: Joe's ever. Don't be esited, you know what, don't be 167 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 1: esitan to bust out some hot sauce and everything. The 168 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: problem is now you need it on everything. I eat 169 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:33,439 Speaker 1: it on pizza. It's unreal on pizza, Michael, Chris, you 170 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:37,000 Speaker 1: should see them not in their heads. All right, Special 171 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: operations are in trouble. Our military's in trouble. Megan Markle's 172 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: an idiot. All that is still to come on The 173 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. But before we go there, we have 174 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,079 Speaker 1: to go to Israel. Especially that's not true. We're not 175 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: going to Israel to the next July. That didn't work 176 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: at all. But we are going to Israel in July, 177 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:56,319 Speaker 1: and you can come as a show The Jesse Kelly Show. Family. 178 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: We are all going to Israel. And I've told you 179 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: before about these gathering you should go to so you 180 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,559 Speaker 1: don't feel alone, so it's easy to feel alone. It 181 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 1: happened to me. You feel alone. People don't agree with me. 182 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: People don't There's tons of people who agree with you. 183 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 1: Take a little vacation with us if you can afford it. 184 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: Only if you can afford it, and if you feel 185 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: like it. We're going to Israel together as a show 186 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: family next July ten days in the Holy Land. You 187 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: have to go to Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse. 188 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:30,160 Speaker 1: That's where you can sign up Christian Expedition dot com 189 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 1: slash Jesse, or you can call eight seven seven two 190 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 1: three four three zero zero two. It is the Jesse 191 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. I'm gonna get to these emails, but I 192 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 1: do have to get to this story. Man. I I 193 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,320 Speaker 1: I've talked a lot about the military and what they're 194 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: doing to the military, what the Communists are doing, and 195 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: why they're doing it. Remember, the cost has never taken 196 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,280 Speaker 1: over a nation ever and left the military alone. I 197 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 1: get these questions from people, well meaning people on the 198 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: right all the time, why don't they leave the military alone? 199 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,719 Speaker 1: But it would never occur to the Communists to lead 200 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 1: the military alone. He doesn't want a powerful military I mean, 201 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 1: he wouldn't mind that. But the most important quality he's 202 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,840 Speaker 1: looking for in the military is a military that's loyal 203 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: to him. That's what he wants. I doesn't care about 204 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:31,839 Speaker 1: the country or you, or America or none of those 205 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: things cross his mind. That's how you think. That's not 206 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:38,080 Speaker 1: other communist things. And so they've waged a relentless attack 207 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,600 Speaker 1: on the military now for years and years and years. 208 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: Barack Obama really really cranked this up to a thousand 209 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,680 Speaker 1: because he was the first super committed communist we ever 210 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 1: got elected in the office of the presidency. Now, all 211 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,680 Speaker 1: Democrats will be that, but he was the first of them. 212 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 1: But as that has happened, as the destruction of the 213 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 1: military has happens, it's become more feminized and more inclusive 214 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,000 Speaker 1: and all these other stupid things that they continue like 215 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: we needed inclusive military at all. Anyway, listen to this, idiot. 216 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,920 Speaker 1: This is a secretary of the army in terms of 217 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 1: you know, soldiers coming from marginalized communities or you know, 218 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 1: demographics that are not widely represented in the army. That's 219 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 1: part of why we've got to emphasize positive command climates 220 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 1: and inclusion. You know, we get criticized, frankly sometimes for 221 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 1: being woke. I'm not sure what woke means. I think 222 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,600 Speaker 1: woke means a lot of different things to different people. 223 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 1: But first of all, I would say, if woke means 224 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 1: you know, we are not focused on war fighting, we 225 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,559 Speaker 1: are not focused on readiness. That doesn't reflect what I 226 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 1: see at installations all around the country or overseas when 227 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: I go and visit. But I think, you know, we 228 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: do have a wide range of soldiers in our army, 229 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 1: and we've got to make them all feel included. And 230 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: why you conform to the branch of service you join. 231 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: It doesn't conform to you if you don't feel included. 232 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 1: And let's say the Marine Corps, Infantry. Maybe that's because 233 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 1: your pillow soft. Maybe it has nothing to do with 234 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: your race. Maybe it's because you're a soft loser who 235 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 1: can't cut it. It's not my job to make it 236 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 1: inclusive for you. It's your job to buck up, buttercup 237 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: and conform to the program. Bet all right. Setting that aside, 238 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 1: as we've talked about the destruction of the military, I'll 239 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: get people who email in most of the time it's 240 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: Marines who email me, and they'll tell me Jesse, I'm 241 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: glad the Marines won't. Well, this doesn't happen much anymore, 242 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,640 Speaker 1: but they used to email me all the time say, Jesse, 243 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 1: I'm glad this won't happen the Marines. Jesse, it won't 244 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 1: happen this way in the Marines. Jesse, I'm glad the 245 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 1: Marines will stand up to it. And I would always say, yes, 246 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: it will, of course it will. Remember the Communist mentality, 247 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: his religion not only demands destruction, his religion demands destruction 248 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: of everything. Because he's religiously committed to the destruction, he 249 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: doesn't look at anything nothing and says to himself, you 250 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:33,800 Speaker 1: know that's sacred there. I think we should leave that alone. Guys, 251 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:38,040 Speaker 1: that's too far. That thought never crosses his mind. I've 252 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 1: used the example before. I used it a thousand more times, 253 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: because it's true. If you were fighting a war with 254 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:47,240 Speaker 1: the Communist for one hundred islands, one hundred little islands, 255 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,840 Speaker 1: and at the end of that war you won ninety 256 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,760 Speaker 1: nine of them and he got one, you would wake 257 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 1: up the next day after that war and you'd be celebrated. 258 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,680 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, look at the dominating victory. Woo woo, 259 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 1: enjoy your one island loser. We did it, baby, That's 260 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 1: what I do. That's what you do. It's victory, resounding victory. 261 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: If the Communists fought a war for one hundred islands 262 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: and at the end of it he won ninety nine 263 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,800 Speaker 1: and you had one, he would wake up the next 264 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: day miserable and angry. I can't believe they have an island. 265 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 1: Can you believe they have an idol? That sucks? Hey, 266 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 1: let's go after it. We got we can't. He wouldn't 267 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: even spend a moment, not even a moment, celebrating. All 268 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,320 Speaker 1: he knows is domination and destruction. That's all he knows. 269 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 1: They're coming for special operations too, guys. You know that right. 270 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 1: This is another thing after they took over the Marines too, 271 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: which they have destroying my beloved Marine Corps. I feel 272 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 1: so bad for all the freaking fighters who are in 273 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 1: there now to watching all this crap all around him. 274 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,120 Speaker 1: If you're listening right now, semper five boys hanging there. 275 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: But I get this from a bunch of green Berets 276 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 1: and seals and these types friends guys and friends with 277 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:07,440 Speaker 1: the guys who email of the show Jesse. I hope 278 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,720 Speaker 1: they don't come for us Jesse. I hope they don't 279 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: come from Jesse. They won't come for us. Oh, come on, guys, 280 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 1: come on. Headline from the Military Times, the future of 281 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:22,360 Speaker 1: Special Operations may look different than the Global War on terrorisesthetic. 282 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,399 Speaker 1: We've come to know a couple more. A couple of 283 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: highlights from the article. The future guys will do more 284 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 1: of the hearts and minds work before the conflict gets 285 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,480 Speaker 1: to the point where the operators are going in after 286 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 1: high value targets. If you thought that was the most 287 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 1: cringe worthy thing, you are soily mistaken. The next part 288 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm going to read you is probably going to make 289 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 1: you cry. We still got to read it anyway. Before 290 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 1: I read it to you, let me say this real quick. 291 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:56,160 Speaker 1: Your air has viruses in it, lots of them. It 292 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,879 Speaker 1: has mold in it. I almost said your air has 293 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,480 Speaker 1: a virus in it. But the truth is your has 294 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,719 Speaker 1: lots of them. They are inside your home, they are 295 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: inside your studio. That's just the way it works. Viruses 296 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,679 Speaker 1: are airborne. You want to live healthier, have your family 297 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: live healthier, clean the air you breathe. You do that 298 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,480 Speaker 1: with an Eden pure thunderstorm. I have six of them, 299 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 1: six I keep three in the studio. Three at my home. 300 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 1: Get an Eden Pure thunderstorm. This is not a normal 301 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,879 Speaker 1: air purifier. There's no filter to replace. This is creating 302 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 1: what nature does after a thunderstorm, that clean air. It 303 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 1: creates it in your home all the time. Go to 304 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:37,879 Speaker 1: Eden Pure deals dot com code Jesse three. That's Jesse 305 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,440 Speaker 1: in the number three that gets you a three pack. 306 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,640 Speaker 1: This thing cured my allergies. That's how amazing these things are. 307 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,919 Speaker 1: Eden Pure deals dot com code Jesse three. All right, 308 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna finish this Golli Special Warfare thing. Then we'll 309 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,439 Speaker 1: make fun of Megan Markle and we'll talk about the 310 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,879 Speaker 1: war between the government and businesses and how that's chan 311 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 1: changing everything. Hang on, It is that Jesse Kelly Show 312 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,439 Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. Remember you can email the show Jesse 313 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,840 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly 314 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 1: Show dot com. One more thing on this military thing. 315 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 1: I brought up the Special Operations. This is something else 316 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:31,080 Speaker 1: from the article in the Military Times. The other part 317 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:37,639 Speaker 1: would would reflect Special operations recent commitment to diversity and inclusion, 318 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,199 Speaker 1: which most notably aims to recruit more women and minorities 319 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:46,320 Speaker 1: into Special operations forces organizations to do that, so Calm 320 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 1: will have to put people it wouldn't normally select into 321 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,679 Speaker 1: leadership positions, but learn to be okay with the results 322 00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:00,920 Speaker 1: if it doesn't all go smoothly. I do not say 323 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,119 Speaker 1: this to you because I have no idea. There's a 324 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 1: bunch of snake eaters out there right now, just spitting 325 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,520 Speaker 1: mad hearing me talk about it. I don't say this 326 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,600 Speaker 1: to you to celebrate or rub it in or anything. 327 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,760 Speaker 1: It's awful. These are the real warriors, right and these 328 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: guys I'm not fit to carry their boots. These are 329 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 1: the best of the best. I say this to you 330 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 1: so we can all, no matter who we are, no 331 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,639 Speaker 1: matter what role we have, we all need to drop 332 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:34,639 Speaker 1: this childlike naivete about there being some end to the 333 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: communist takeover of everything. These people do not stop. There's 334 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 1: no sacred cow to people for whom nothing is sacred. 335 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: They're coming for everything. Oh but I care about this, 336 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,479 Speaker 1: That's why they're coming for it. Anything you specifically care about, 337 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: they'll seek that out the most. Of course they're going 338 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 1: to come for special operations. Of course they will, Which 339 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:08,600 Speaker 1: leads me to this. This is from the New York Post. 340 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 1: The US military rated is weak, may not be able 341 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 1: to win one war as tensions grow with China in Russia. 342 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 1: This just now came out in the New York Post. 343 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:27,280 Speaker 1: I have been trying to explain to you exactly what 344 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 1: this looks like to make people care, because it's one 345 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:34,359 Speaker 1: thing to wake up one morning and see another drag 346 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: show on an air Force space and get mad and 347 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,600 Speaker 1: I come on the radio and you and me we 348 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,640 Speaker 1: yell about it together, and this sucks and these people. 349 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: That's one thing, right, Oh, it's gross. I can't believe 350 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 1: they're adding trans Why do they do? That's one thing, 351 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:51,000 Speaker 1: But what is it actually? What are the consequences of it? Well? 352 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,479 Speaker 1: I want you to think about something. I want you 353 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:02,399 Speaker 1: to think about where you were on September eleventh, that 354 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,160 Speaker 1: awful day when had happened the nine to eleven terrorists attacks. 355 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,199 Speaker 1: Do you remember where you were? Everyone does? I mean, 356 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,520 Speaker 1: unless you're ever realized we have kids listening who weren't alive. 357 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,439 Speaker 1: But you remember where you were. You remember what you 358 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: were doing, remember what was going on, who you were with, 359 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,639 Speaker 1: who you talked to, who you texted, who you called? 360 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,920 Speaker 1: You remember that Chris is twelve. He probably even has 361 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 1: memories of that day. He does. Yep, everyone remembers what 362 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,919 Speaker 1: if I was to tell you? The end result of 363 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:36,680 Speaker 1: this stuff makes September eleventh look like a little old 364 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:42,439 Speaker 1: lady tripping on the sidewalk. That was three thousand Americans 365 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 1: roughly dead that day, a day that I will never forget. 366 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,880 Speaker 1: I've told you this story a thousand times. Sitting there 367 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,120 Speaker 1: crying in my barracks room, wanting to murder everybody, I'll 368 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,679 Speaker 1: never forget it. I've never had a moment like that 369 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,719 Speaker 1: in my life, of that kind of devastation. Folks who 370 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 1: were listening, I know we have some God bless you 371 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: who were either at Pearl Harbor or remember hearing about 372 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor. They have some understanding of the September eleventh thing. Right, 373 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,840 Speaker 1: It's about the same thing, about the same number of 374 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:14,639 Speaker 1: dead bodies. But as Americans, we have all these blessings, 375 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 1: endless blessings that are too many to count, from clean 376 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 1: drinking water to a great medical facility within fifteen minutes 377 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,119 Speaker 1: of where you are right now, and everything in between, 378 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: more blessings than than we even realize, because we've always 379 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: lived here. One of the blessings we don't realize is 380 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:38,840 Speaker 1: significant military loss. And I'm not downplaying the fifty plus 381 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 1: thousand guys who've who gave their lives in places like Vietnam, 382 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 1: not downplaying that. What about fifty thousand in a day. 383 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 1: You know other countries around the world, even civilized countries, 384 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: you know, they've had to wake up to that news. 385 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,359 Speaker 1: No one's still alive. I don't believe to remember this, 386 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,439 Speaker 1: but if you were a brit alive and the Battle 387 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 1: of a Psalm came along, you woke up one day, 388 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,200 Speaker 1: wrap your mind around this. I want you to wrap 389 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 1: your mind. I want you put your head, put your 390 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,200 Speaker 1: mind in their mind. I want you to imagine waking 391 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: up one day and now it will be on your phone, 392 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: because that's where we get our news. I want you 393 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 1: to wake up, rollover, grab your phone, and you that's 394 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,719 Speaker 1: what you do to check the news. You look at 395 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: your phone and you see that we lost fifty seven 396 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:34,679 Speaker 1: thousand Americans over by Beijing somewhere, fifty seven thousand gone. 397 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 1: Think about how sad and angry you were when we 398 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:45,679 Speaker 1: lost thirteen of them, thirteen of them in Afghanistan. What 399 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 1: are you going to do when that's thirteen thousand? Because 400 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,040 Speaker 1: that's the end result of all this. It is as 401 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,240 Speaker 1: you weaken the force and weaken the force, and weaken 402 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: the force, and this gets weaker, and that gets weaker, 403 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,640 Speaker 1: and that gets weaker, and you have all these little 404 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,800 Speaker 1: whisp spurs in your ear. I know you don't want 405 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,440 Speaker 1: to listen, or maybe you're not listening, but there's all 406 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,400 Speaker 1: these little whispers in your ear. A naval vessel crashing 407 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,680 Speaker 1: into a fishing boat. This report out of the army, 408 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,639 Speaker 1: this report out of the marines, little story after little 409 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,719 Speaker 1: story after little story after little story. They're painting a 410 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:24,560 Speaker 1: picture for you of widespread degredation. Degradation, sorry, widespread degradation. 411 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,360 Speaker 1: You're watching your great military that has been the finest 412 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,400 Speaker 1: in the world your entire life. You're watching it crumble 413 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,639 Speaker 1: and turn to ash in front of your face. But 414 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 1: because you're not in it, because you're not seeing it 415 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: every day, or I'm not seeing it every day because 416 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm old and fat. Now it doesn't seem real, or 417 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 1: it doesn't seem it doesn't seem like the biggest thing. 418 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like the biggest deal, does it. Oh, 419 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,600 Speaker 1: we got so many more other things to talk about. 420 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,359 Speaker 1: It doesn't seem real. Believe me when I tell you, 421 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,480 Speaker 1: the day that it does seem real, a day you'll 422 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 1: wish you never woke up. It'll be the worst day 423 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,119 Speaker 1: of your life. That'll be the day you wake up 424 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,199 Speaker 1: one day and realize, Oh, we are at war with 425 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:17,080 Speaker 1: a near pier. And this isn't like fighting a bunch 426 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 1: of sheep herders in Afghanistan. With all due respect to 427 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,359 Speaker 1: the Taliban, Actually they were fine fighters, and I've been 428 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,640 Speaker 1: doing it for a while, but this isn't some low 429 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 1: tech group in Afghanistan or Iraq. We're dealing with people 430 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,119 Speaker 1: who have NVGs two. We're dealing with people who have 431 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:41,119 Speaker 1: reaper drones, two tactical nuclear weapons, two submarines, two artillery 432 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,280 Speaker 1: big stuff too. Oh, believe me when I tell you 433 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,679 Speaker 1: it looks entirely different. When the artillery shells are coming 434 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 1: back your way. You don't want to be there that day. 435 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to be there that day. But that 436 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,119 Speaker 1: is the end result of all this. It's coming. It 437 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,440 Speaker 1: is coming, and no it's no, it's not, or it's 438 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 1: too far away or Jesse, you can't. You don't understand. 439 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,800 Speaker 1: When you say things like that, you're saying the exact 440 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,160 Speaker 1: same thing. Every major empire has said towards the end, 441 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: the vandals coming here. This is Rome will never be 442 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 1: taken by the vandals. As the gates get kicked in. 443 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:37,480 Speaker 1: Every single empire has said it. They were all the best, untouchable, unbeatable. 444 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:43,440 Speaker 1: But then rot and rot and rot and rot, creeping 445 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,760 Speaker 1: in and creeping in and creeping in and creeping in. 446 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,040 Speaker 1: And then you wake up one day and the barbarians 447 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: are coming through the gates, carrying your wife off on 448 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,280 Speaker 1: their shoulders, and you say to yourself, how did it happened? 449 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:59,359 Speaker 1: What did we do? No one cared when it was time, 450 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: And now it's too late. When that day comes and 451 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 1: you wake up and there's a carrier group at the 452 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,160 Speaker 1: bottom of the Pacific Ocean, that day, it's too late 453 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,679 Speaker 1: that day. You can't fix it. It gets fixed, It 454 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,879 Speaker 1: gets fixed now, or it's coming all right. We start 455 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: to make fun of Megan Marko. I'm sorry, I haven't 456 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,480 Speaker 1: gotten to that, and we have headlines. I didn't get 457 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: to an emails. You know what, enough ugliness. You know 458 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do, Chris, I'm going home And I 459 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: already texted the wife. After that guy wrote the email 460 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,920 Speaker 1: earlier about the Bluckxy shrimp. I'm gonna have the wife 461 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,080 Speaker 1: what she was already thawing out some bloxy shrimp for me, 462 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,880 Speaker 1: because they ship them right to your front door. It's 463 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 1: quick frows, so they're super fresh. I'm gonna do some 464 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: of that thing where he said you code him in 465 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 1: parmesan and then saute him in a frying pan. Although 466 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I'm just gonna put some butter in 467 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 1: the frying pan. Parmesan and butter, it's fine, right, Maybe 468 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,960 Speaker 1: some garlic on there. 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Promo code Jesse gets 478 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: you ten percent off Biloxi Shrimpco dot com. What, Chris, 479 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,480 Speaker 1: we can make jokes. It's fine. You got that right then, 480 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember 481 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show 482 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. If 483 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,400 Speaker 1: you've missed any part of the show, you can catch 484 00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:00,000 Speaker 1: the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. Don't 485 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,840 Speaker 1: forget on iTunes leave a five star rating in a 486 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 1: review talking about how handsome I am. That's the most 487 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:12,479 Speaker 1: important part. I saw this Meghan Marco, that which who 488 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,880 Speaker 1: married the prince and then promptly destroyed his life. We've 489 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,120 Speaker 1: all known a dude like this who married some girl 490 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 1: who just wrecked his life. She was I forgot about this. 491 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: Do you remember that show Deal or No Deal? I 492 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 1: think it was Howie Mandel who hosted it. But they're 493 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,040 Speaker 1: all there were all these dimes on stage with I 494 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: think that briefcases were one through fifty. Yeah, Chris, she 495 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 1: was one of them. I did not remember she was 496 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,920 Speaker 1: one of them. I haven't followed her illustrious career, but 497 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: she was one of them. And I saw this is 498 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 1: from the New York Post. She came out and said 499 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,880 Speaker 1: I was treated like a bimbo and objectified on Deal 500 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 1: or No Deal. Ladies, let's have a talk. And I 501 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,840 Speaker 1: don't think you're Meghan Marco. I don't think you're stupid. 502 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: And this is just one of those conversations parents need 503 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:03,239 Speaker 1: to have with their daughters. Look, I'm not even one 504 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,560 Speaker 1: of these people that says, hey, ladies, go hide under 505 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: a bed, you know forever. I understand you've got to live. 506 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,360 Speaker 1: And I understand if you happen to be a dime 507 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: that you're going to have opportunities to use your hotness 508 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: to your advantage. Let's just look, it's human nature. You 509 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 1: don't have to apologize for human nature. We've talked about 510 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,960 Speaker 1: this before. Who wants to be around dimes? Everybody? Men, women, everyone. 511 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,480 Speaker 1: That's why they have shows like Deal or No Deal 512 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,160 Speaker 1: and they put you on stage in address to hold 513 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 1: up numbers. Why why didn't they have fifty briefcases on 514 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,760 Speaker 1: the stage of three hundred pound dudes and wife beaters 515 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: and cargo shorts. Why was it is it difficult to 516 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: open up the briefcase? No, of course, you could train 517 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,560 Speaker 1: a monkey to open up the briefcase. So why instead 518 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,840 Speaker 1: that they have a bunch of models up there, Because 519 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,760 Speaker 1: it's a television product product, and when people look at 520 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 1: the television, they want things that are pleasing to them. 521 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,960 Speaker 1: Dimes are pleasing to look at for human beings. That's 522 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 1: how they are. That's why you got the job. Of course, 523 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:24,400 Speaker 1: you also have to accept that is being objectified. And 524 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: if you have a problem with that, and I have 525 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 1: no problem. If you have a problem with that, then 526 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,920 Speaker 1: you don't take the job away. Why is it? Do 527 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,960 Speaker 1: you think it's an accident? People make fun of Fox 528 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,320 Speaker 1: News for this, but the truth is, go look at 529 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: especially if you're in a major city, although this applies 530 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,920 Speaker 1: to almost everywhere. Go look at your local news team 531 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: for ABCNBCCBS. You have local news teams, right, we have 532 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:54,120 Speaker 1: them here in Houston. It they look like supermodels, all 533 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,000 Speaker 1: of them. New Why do you think that is? Were 534 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: those the most talented ones? You know? She just has 535 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,480 Speaker 1: a way with words, Bob. I've got to tell you now, 536 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,760 Speaker 1: I'm not saying they're not talented. Ladies. You can and 537 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 1: should combines add some talent to your looks. But why 538 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 1: do you think that you look on your television set 539 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 1: and the weather girl looks like she should be a 540 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 1: cover model and or was a cover model. Why do 541 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,760 Speaker 1: you think that is because it's a television product. Grow up, 542 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: accept the world as it is, or step out. And 543 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,480 Speaker 1: by the way, speaking of being objectified, I have news 544 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,400 Speaker 1: for you, Megan. Do you think you would have married 545 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:37,960 Speaker 1: a prince if you were ugly? Oh? Did that get uncomfortable? 546 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,960 Speaker 1: Do you feel objectified? Get out of here with that, 547 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: all right, real quickly before we get to headlines. I 548 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 1: didn't get too I'll try to get to another email 549 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:51,440 Speaker 1: or too quick too. You spend one third of your 550 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: life in bed? Did you know that That's a lot. 551 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,960 Speaker 1: It seems like too much. Every time I hear that 552 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,920 Speaker 1: stat I say to myself, that can't be right. Wait 553 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: a minute, eight hours, My gosh, that is one third 554 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,680 Speaker 1: of your life is spinning bed. You never ever, ever, ever, 555 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,080 Speaker 1: ever short change yourself on your betting. You get the 556 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,440 Speaker 1: best betting you can possibly afford. Which is good news 557 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,320 Speaker 1: because right now my pillow they have their Geeza dreamsheets 558 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,200 Speaker 1: sixty percent off six zero. You can get them as 559 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 1: low as thirty nine ninety nine. You have to go 560 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: to my pillow dot com, click on the radio listeners 561 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,200 Speaker 1: specials and use the promo code Jesse my Pillow dot 562 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:38,399 Speaker 1: com Radio listeners specials or promo code Jesse. Or look, 563 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,719 Speaker 1: if you're driving, stay off the phone. This call eight 564 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,480 Speaker 1: hundred eight four five zero five four four couple emails 565 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,680 Speaker 1: real quick, Jesse. We all know you have a ton 566 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,959 Speaker 1: of new listeners. You should remind people to listen to 567 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:58,600 Speaker 1: a reckoning recorded February ninth. I'm listening to it again 568 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: at sixty three, two hundred and twenty five pound man 569 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,680 Speaker 1: bawling again. It's so important to remember what these demonic, 570 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,959 Speaker 1: soulless monsters did to us. His name is Travis. You 571 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,160 Speaker 1: it is look our February ninth episode called a Reckoning, 572 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,400 Speaker 1: it's from this year. It's where where you can download 573 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,320 Speaker 1: your podcasts. We decided to dedicate an entire three hours 574 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: two stories, COVID stories about how lockdowns affected you. I 575 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,080 Speaker 1: even took phone calls. People called in crying. I read 576 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,719 Speaker 1: the emails. It is not like a normal show. Don't 577 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,319 Speaker 1: think you're gonna laugh, don't be don't be holding out 578 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,879 Speaker 1: for fart sounds and stuff like that. I don't even 579 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,040 Speaker 1: think I did personal stories. It was three hours of 580 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,399 Speaker 1: your stories. I may do one again one day. It 581 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,840 Speaker 1: was so heavy. The emails were full, full, for weeks 582 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,359 Speaker 1: of people thanking me for doing it but telling me, hey, 583 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,680 Speaker 1: I had to stop and started. I couldn't listen to 584 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 1: the whole thing at once. And you know, I don't 585 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,479 Speaker 1: like doing radio like that. It's too much because everything 586 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,120 Speaker 1: else is too heavy. But February ninth probably worth a 587 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 1: listen to. And now here's a headline, you know the 588 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:15,960 Speaker 1: thing headlines We didn't get to you. Biden's border chief 589 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,879 Speaker 1: sleeps in meetings as crossings hit a record high. Look 590 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,760 Speaker 1: at this point, these people being asleep at the wheel 591 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,360 Speaker 1: is the best we can ask for. Joe Biden's in 592 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,440 Speaker 1: Delaware again. Good. I hope he moves there. Harvey Weinstein's 593 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,600 Speaker 1: legal team to argue his relationship with Gavin Newsom's wife 594 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 1: was consensual, even after new evidence. Matt, that is a 595 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,120 Speaker 1: really weird political scene they have going on out there 596 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: in California. Turns out she was a trendsetter. New Zealand 597 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,080 Speaker 1: Bird of the Year contest bars the world's fattest parent, 598 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:56,200 Speaker 1: fattest parrot from the running That hurts Black team made 599 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,680 Speaker 1: social media posts threatening to kill black people at an 600 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 1: Albam affair. I'll tell you what. Social media has a 601 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: bunch of negatives. One of the positives is it really 602 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,360 Speaker 1: does allow us to stop some of these crimes before 603 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,000 Speaker 1: they do it, because so many criminals are so stupid 604 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,600 Speaker 1: they keep advertising it on social media. I read a 605 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,279 Speaker 1: story one time about the mob the five families in 606 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,440 Speaker 1: New York. They're really struggling with the next generation because 607 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:23,840 Speaker 1: they keep posting stuff about stuff on Instagram. DJ recommends 608 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,200 Speaker 1: outrageous sentence for Steve Bannon. Yes, remember you now live 609 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 1: in a corrupt nation that takes its political opponents and 610 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 1: tosses them in dark holes forever. Remember it only gets 611 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,239 Speaker 1: worse from here, but from here. But don't worry. Bill 612 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: Bark got up and bragged about there won't be a 613 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:44,520 Speaker 1: tit for tat guys. That'll show them. Josh, all right, 614 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,480 Speaker 1: you can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, 615 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,840 Speaker 1: your love, your hate, your death, threats, all are welcome. 616 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,359 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna go to sleep now, 617 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,800 Speaker 1: all right, and I'll come back and do this again 618 00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:04,239 Speaker 1: tomorrow if I'm not dead of food poisoning. That's all