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Speaker 1: Guess to my home, you gotta come to me empty.

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Speaker 3: I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Winegar. We are not

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Speaker 3: this goes. What's going on? What is happening in my life? Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm so thrilled about today's guest. It's Jim O'Hare. Jim,

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Speaker 2: What is this you mentioned about a global pandemic. Oh,

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Speaker 3: We were on a lot of planes, were a lot.

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Speaker 3: Well, I wish I could say the same for myself,

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Speaker 3: I was just telling you the backyard, which I feel

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Speaker 2: For those who are listening, and I know you're saying,

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Speaker 2: and all the good stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's too all the good stuff.

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Speaker 2: It is a lot. The building is amazing when you

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Speaker 3: My god, I could hide in here.

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Speaker 2: You could hide in here. And I, for one, I'm

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Speaker 3: What can I do to get you sweating in my backyard?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's good to know, very good information. I am nothing.

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Speaker 2: I need access, I need excess.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's free. People will not pay.

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Speaker 2: Oh a contract? Boy? Aren't you fancy?

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Speaker 2: Today I had to sign something and I didn't read it.

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Speaker 2: I meant, well, well, head's Upbradge or ed doesn't hold

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Speaker 3: But until you find your judas exactly, they've all got

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Speaker 2: Wait, someone did try to kiss me earlier today, right

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Speaker 3: About after a really fantastic dinner.

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Speaker 2: Yes, not fantastic, but okay. And I'll kiss even after

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Speaker 3: Have you have you ever been betrayed? Wow?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever been asked that question. I've

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask every guest I think, tell me about

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Speaker 2: Betrayal, because I want to hear. I want the dirt.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to think if I've really been betrayed before.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the closest I've gotten is food poisoning.

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Speaker 3: And maybe it is that maybe they you know, is

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Speaker 3: That I'm going to share with everybody, please please.

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Speaker 2: It was so bad that during performances, I'm an adult

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Speaker 2: That was I was too too proud to do the diaper,

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Speaker 2: not gonna ship myself. I think I got I was clean,

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Speaker 3: I wonder if that guy's still alive.

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Speaker 2: No idea, And for all I know, i've seen him

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, somebody feels like I'm good looking you. That's

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Speaker 2: Tell me, tell me, tell me, I love it.

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00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,840
Speaker 3: I'll take as much as I can possibly exactly.

438
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 2: I have no issues with that.

439
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:34,920
Speaker 3: Well. Look, speaking of inappropriate behavior, disgusting behavior.

440
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 2: Yes, I call that Tuesday through Friday.

441
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 3: Well it's Thursday, gym, so I'm right in the mix. Yeah.

442
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 3: I was really excited to have you here on the podcast. Really, yes,

443
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,000
Speaker 3: I was thrilled to have you. I thought, Jim will come,

444
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 3: we'll have a nice conversation.

445
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,359
Speaker 2: Never thinking it would be this.

446
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 3: Maybe things will dip into assault by phone. Who knows

447
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,120
Speaker 3: it'll be, so at the end of the day, we'll

448
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,119
Speaker 3: walk away no feelings hurt. The podcast is called they

449
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 3: said no gifts.

450
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 2: Yes, so you know you're.

451
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 3: An entertainment professional. I thought, Jim certainly has read the emails.

452
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 3: He knows the title of the podcast. He's going to

453
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 3: come in without anything.

454
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 2: Well it says no gifts, So yeah, you.

455
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 3: Walk into the studio holding Well, couldn't more clearly be

456
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 3: a gift for me?

457
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I'm a gentleman. Oh I am a

458
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 2: I don't show up empty handed anywhere. I've learned those

459
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 2: lessons so that I couldn't even though you said I

460
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 2: said no gifts, Okay, I have to bring a gift.

461
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 2: It's who I am, right, So it wouldn't matter if

462
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 2: this title was don't shit in your pants. I'm someone

463
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,400
Speaker 2: who does, and so I will show up here. There's

464
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,680
Speaker 2: a chance something has happened while I've been sitting here

465
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,239
Speaker 2: that you and your people who clean up later can

466
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:53,719
Speaker 2: figure that out.

467
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 3: It's a mess.

468
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: It's a mess in here. No I did. I will

469
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,520
Speaker 2: tell you it's in an Okay, I'm going to say

470
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 2: the name wrong, Henry Bendell bag. Am I saying it right?

471
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 2: Or do you even know?

472
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 3: That's a great This is for me is one of

473
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 3: pronouncing any sort of fancy thing is my absolute worst nightmare,

474
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 3: because yeah, this could be Henry Bendel.

475
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,640
Speaker 2: It could be That's what I was saying. And here's

476
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 2: how I have that bag because anyone who knows me,

477
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 2: and you can tell from looking at me, shopping is

478
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 2: not my forte. This is a nice short given to

479
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 2: me by somebody. I have no idea I am. There's

480
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 2: nobody worse saying I hate hate shopping. I just did

481
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 2: film in Barcelona and they had me in this beautiful

482
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 2: hotel right off. There's an area in Barcelona. I had

483
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 2: never been there, so it was all new to me

484
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 2: called de Gassia and it's the main drag and it's

485
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 2: basically their rodeo drive. Sure, and it was a beautiful

486
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 2: street but I would have plucked hairs out of my

487
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 2: ass before I would have walked into one of those

488
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: stories you hated that much. Just do And people I'm with,

489
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 2: you know people love to shop, and I know they do.

490
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 3: I just I'm not about shopping that you don't like doing.

491
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 2: Oh just boring. It's just so damn boring. So a

492
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 2: lot of the clothes I have when I'm on set,

493
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 2: they'll just give them to me. Say, Jim, do you

494
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: want to keep thy clothes? Please take they fitted me? Yeah,

495
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 2: that sounds great. I'll take those clothes. I'm trying to think,

496
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 2: what's the last thing I bought. I don't generally buy

497
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: because I'll get them from set. Or I have a sister.

498
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 2: I am a sixty two year old man who has

499
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 2: shown up to different things I'm doing, plays, whatever with

500
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 2: clothes for me. She goes, I saw you on this

501
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 2: one thing and I didn't think you were looking good.

502
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 2: So she buying me clothes. Buy I can buy my

503
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: own clothes. Very sweet. One of those gym shoes everyone's

504
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 2: get the hookah oh hokah, I got a pair of

505
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: those now. She visited me when I was doing a

506
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: play in Kansas City and She goes, oh, I hated

507
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 2: those old jim shoes years. I go, they feel comfortable.

508
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 2: She goes, I know, and she sent me puer hocus.

509
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:49,719
Speaker 3: Do you like the hookas I love all them.

510
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 2: There's nothing not to love. They're so damn comfortable. But

511
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 2: again it's just so low priority. So this bag is

512
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 2: either from Henry Bendell or on re Bendett. We're not sure.

513
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 2: But the reason I got this bag is my friend Retta,

514
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: who played Don and Ego Recreation, one of the greatest

515
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 2: scales out there. We had lunch recently and she got

516
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 2: some food service that gave her avocados, and she doesn't

517
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 2: like avocados, so she did shop it all Reben del

518
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 2: but in that bag. For me, I love the journey

519
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 2: this bag, the journey this bag has been on, and

520
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: now this bag has been gifted to you because I'm

521
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 2: a gentleman.

522
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 3: It's so sweet and I'm glad that these bags are

523
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 3: being reused. Yes, I've got to find a use for

524
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 3: this now. Yeah, probably some sort of fruit I find

525
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 3: in my yard, yes, or dirt.

526
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 2: Do you gift people? Do you ever gift people?

527
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 3: I do gifts?

528
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 2: Well, then there you go. Let them have that fun

529
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: moment where they think thinking, oh my god, he got

530
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: me some crazy expensive thing from Henry your home read

531
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: this is the most amazing and then open it up

532
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 2: and it's just whatever crap you would give.

533
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 3: People would know immediately that I would. There's no chance

534
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 3: I would have spent exactly. They would know that something

535
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: in here was either free or I spent no more

536
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: than twenty dollars.

537
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 2: And you know, I had this kind of new uh this,

538
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a revelation, but this, my

539
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: new saying, is just because you can afford something doesn't

540
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: mean you should afford something. So because my friends always like,

541
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 2: well why did you go get this or this, I'm like, right,

542
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 2: I don't need that.

543
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 3: Why would you just why would I just go and

544
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 3: get that?

545
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 2: And I don't even know what on reed Bendel sells.

546
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

547
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 3: My guess is from the size of this bagu socks, gloves.

548
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 2: I don't know. Someone out there listening is screaming, you idiots,

549
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: it's jewelry or shoes or perfume. Perfume maybe yeah, I

550
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: have no idea.

551
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: On a least, do you have any idea what their

552
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 3: classic department store they have handbags and all sorts of goods. Oh, okay,

553
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: very nice. I mean, like, if it's a department store

554
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 3: I've never heard of, you know, it's got to be

555
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 3: unbelievably expensive.

556
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. I grew up with a place called Kmart I love. Yeah,

557
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,239
Speaker 2: that was mine. So yeah, only Bendel was not on

558
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: my shopping list. I enjoy the bag.

559
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 3: Okay, I love the bag. And now we're going to

560
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 3: get into it.

561
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 2: Now before you open it, I brought you things that

562
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 2: you know we are new friends. Yes, I brought you

563
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 2: things so you can get to know me better.

564
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 3: Beautiful, that's all I want.

565
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 2: And this will there's three different things in there.

566
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 3: That's really kind of an understanding of the assignment. Coming

567
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 3: to the podcast with something that you want to talk about.

568
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: Why get something you want, right? I mean, what's that?

569
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 2: Why am I?

570
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind a boat, luck always looking for more cars,

571
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 3: So future guests reach out. Okay, let's pull this. Let's

572
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 3: get the tissue. We've got to get some tissue noise,

573
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 3: especially on the fancy studio microphone.

574
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,959
Speaker 2: For the record, I packed it me.

575
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: The tissue. Tissue is very hard for me to pack

576
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 3: it always.

577
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: How I did it it's gorgeous.

578
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 3: Okay, now we're reaching it is. Should I bring these

579
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 3: out in any order?

580
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Take this. There's a bottle of.

581
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 3: Something, okay, diet coke.

582
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: Diet coke.

583
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I mean we're immediately on the same page.

584
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: If anyone knows me, I'm not a coffee guy, I'm

585
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: not a water guy. I'm none of the above. I'm

586
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 2: drinking even as we speak, Kennedy, diet coke that you

587
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: had in the green room, that was in that refrigerator,

588
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: because that is Jim O'Hare's life force.

589
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 3: You, I mean you and I both.

590
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 2: It is a diet coke.

591
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 3: Okay, diet coke. Well, first of all, I mean I

592
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 3: have a lot of questions. You say, you don't drink coffee. No,

593
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 3: you don't drink water.

594
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 2: Oh I've had to, but I certainly don't enjoy it.

595
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 3: And upon waking up, what beverage are you drinking?

596
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: You are looking at it.

597
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 3: You're drinking diet drinking diet coke.

598
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 2: Fat. No, And I'm sure it's of course it's not

599
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 2: good for you, though, I will say that. Adam Scott,

600
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: you know from Parks, his dad, and I hope I'm

601
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 2: remembering this correctly. If I'm screwing it up, Adam, I

602
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 2: am so sorry because I've used this to justify my

603
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 2: problem with my obsession, and that is I believe his

604
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 2: dad was a chemist and his dad said, well, the

605
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 2: ingredients really aren't all that bad, and so I've gone

606
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: with that theory. So but I you know, sometimes you

607
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 2: go to for your physical and they'll be like, oh, Jim,

608
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 2: how much alcohol do you drink? And I'm totally just

609
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: a social drinker. I'll have a beer if i'm you know,

610
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 2: if I play poker or whatever with my friends, and

611
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: you know, the occasional like gin and tonic, but a

612
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: very low key drinker. It's just not my thing. And

613
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: I'll say, well, just socially, and then well how much coffee? None? Oh,

614
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,959
Speaker 2: And they're like so impressed, and they'll say, well, what

615
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: do you drink and I say diet coke and then

616
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: that look comes over, Jim, how many cans a day?

617
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 2: And I said, please don't make me say it, Please

618
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: don't make me say it. I and this is all

619
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: I can't wait for this. I posted a picture this

620
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 2: was years ago, on Instagram of a stack of twelve

621
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 2: twelve packs in my garage because God forbid I would

622
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 2: ever run out. And I do have a lot of

623
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: people in my life will also enjoy.

624
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 3: Of course, everyone loves I had to.

625
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: But here's something I learned Ridgerd that shook me to

626
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 2: my core. And I hope I don't get emotional talking

627
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 2: about there's an expiration date on diet coke.

628
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 3: The expert, Oh, go off, it does go bad. It

629
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 3: tastes weird.

630
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 2: It tastes weird. And so one day and I still

631
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 2: had like six of them left, and a buddy was

632
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: over for what a director friend of mine, and he

633
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 2: wanted to die cook I give him. When he goes, oh,

634
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: this one's this tastes weird, I'm like, oh God, so sorry,

635
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 2: plenty more. I open up another one. He goes, this

636
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: one's weird too. Well, then I tasted. I go what

637
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: is happening? And he said, well, what's the date? What date?

638
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: Here's the date on the can? Idiot, there's a date

639
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 2: on the can and it was months past.

640
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 3: Oh months, that's tough, dude.

641
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 2: I had to throw the rest of them in the garden.

642
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 2: It was through tears.

643
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 3: Well, I was throwing, Well, this means is you're not

644
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 3: drinking enough.

645
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 2: I know, but I believe me. I got to remember though,

646
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: not all just at home. I go to a restaurant,

647
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: I get my Di coke. I go to dinner, I

648
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: get my die coke. Even if I get a beer

649
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: at dinner, I give a restaurant with friends, it will

650
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 2: be one, maybe two beers and then straight to the dike. Right,

651
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: So it's other. I'm not just getting it at home.

652
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 3: So how many ounces of diet coca day do you

653
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,959
Speaker 3: think you're drinking? Oh god, I've never thought about here,

654
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 3: because I have a How.

655
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,959
Speaker 2: Many ounces are in that bottle I gave you?

656
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 3: This is a sixteen point nine?

657
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: Okay, So so if in a fantasy world, because I

658
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: would never really do this, if I drink six of

659
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: those a.

660
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 3: Day, six of those a day, I probably drink six

661
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 3: of those at dinner tonight.

662
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: Okay, thank good, I'm not as bad. It's six to

663
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 2: eight a day. Six. Yeah.

664
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 3: That doesn't seem that I dia coke.

665
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 2: I know it is, and I'm sure the shit that's

666
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: in there is maybe not great for me, but I

667
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: love it, and it has nothing to do with losing weight.

668
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 2: Like I don't drink dit coke because oh it's less

669
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 2: whatever it's less of I love the damn it's delicious.

670
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: I love it, and I say, I was just in Barcelona.

671
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: In Europe, everything is coke zero.

672
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 3: Right, you're into cokes.

673
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: It's people who love cokes your own. It turns out

674
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: I don't. That's my only version I could get there.

675
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: But to me, it's still very sugary. Right, even though

676
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm vera very I don't know diet coke as is

677
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 2: is my juice.

678
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: It's got a very uh not sharp, but crisp.

679
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 2: It's got a nice cold one and a shout out

680
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 2: to McDonald's. Nobody does a diet coke better than McDonald's.

681
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 3: Do you want to get into this?

682
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,239
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll get into it. I will get into it.

683
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 3: Yes, you're not going to learn what a Psychoieah, I can't.

684
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 3: I love McDonald's diet coke so much, but if you

685
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,479
Speaker 3: get it in their drive through their machines now they

686
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 3: run all of the soda through one thing, one little

687
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 3: what is that a sprig or whatever something, and so

688
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 3: their diet coke doesn't taste like diet coke when you

689
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 3: go through the drive through. If you go into the store,

690
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 3: and again, I'm an absolute psychopath. Wow, the diet coke

691
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 3: is a million times better.

692
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 2: And I got to tell you I mostly do drive through.

693
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: I'm telling you because I'm the guy who goes to

694
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: drive through just for the diet coat.

695
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 3: You might be at a good McDonald's. There's still a

696
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 3: few good ones left.

697
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 2: The one in Encino, baby, shout out to Encino McDonald's. Yes,

698
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: they hate me because for a while they were ninety

699
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: nine cents. I love the large things. A dollar for

700
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 2: thank you, and I'd be on my way.

701
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 3: You know they're nearly three dollars now.

702
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,479
Speaker 4: I know they're back to their regular stuff almost coffee

703
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 4: prices so apparently.

704
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 2: And I haven't done it. But if you go on

705
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 2: the app, huh there is, you get a.

706
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 3: Cheap I'm not getting on dude. Not happy we.

707
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: Mentioned we're lazy. I'm not getting on the app. No,

708
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 2: I'm not getting on the No.

709
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 3: I will happily go into the store.

710
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds less than lazy, though. Well, park, you

711
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: get out of your car, your legs walk, and then

712
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 2: you speak. It seems like a lot.

713
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 3: It means I care.

714
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: Wow, it means you are better than me. I am

715
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: simply better, and I am not proud of this at all. Here.

716
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 2: I am in Barcelona and every fancy restaurant is there,

717
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: and it's just you know, they're known for paea and

718
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 2: croquettes and and I'm not a seafood guy, but they're

719
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 2: known for their seafood all this mainz of stuff. And

720
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: twice in the two weeks that I was there, I

721
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: went to one Burger King of one McDonald's. I couldn't

722
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: help myself because it was like, I just want a

723
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: little normalcy. I don't need fancy. Just give me a

724
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 2: whopper with cheese and a or a big Mac with

725
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 2: extra secret sauce.

726
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 3: Did they did either of those menus have like Spain

727
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 3: specific menu items.

728
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: Yes, And for some reason they kept giving me T shirts.

729
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 2: I said to the man, I don't need that, but

730
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 2: he doesn't know what I'm saying. I don't know what

731
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 2: he's saying. I don't know what that was about. But

732
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 2: somehow T shirts were all McDonald's T shirt. Yes. I

733
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 2: don't know why. I truly don't know why. I know

734
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: I was on my own because I was too embarrassed

735
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: to be gold with anybody because they're like, oh, we're

736
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 2: gonna meet for dinner at the and I'm like okay,

737
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 2: And for lunch I met McDonald's thinking fill up. And

738
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 2: then you know at dinner you can you know, because

739
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: again there's so much amazing food in Barcelona. The seafood

740
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: people have got squid on their plate. I could heave

741
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 2: when I see a squid on a plate, or they're

742
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 2: bringing them the fish with the hat on it. Don't

743
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 2: put the hat on the fish, take it off.

744
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 3: I think essentially every country in the world outside of

745
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 3: the United States keeps the head on the right.

746
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 2: I know, I know, but since I don't eat fish,

747
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of it. It just makes me crazy.

748
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: It makes me crazy.

749
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 3: I do have a hard time. I need if I

750
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 3: eat meat and I eat fish, but I need it

751
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 3: to look as should not look like the animal to me. Yes,

752
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 3: I just can't because I'm.

753
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 2: The biggest hypocrite walking. I eat meat. Absolutely, I couldn't

754
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 2: kill my own food.

755
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 3: I couldn't.

756
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: I'm the guy who grabs the spider and throws it outside.

757
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 2: So I could never kill my own food. So if

758
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 2: I'm eating something and it's like if I get like,

759
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: I love ribs, right, but if I start chomping on

760
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 2: a rib and I feel like I'm fighting that to

761
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 2: get it off the phone. Then it becomes an animal,

762
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: and I am done. I put it. I needed to

763
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 2: fall off. And again it's so hypocritical because I'm like

764
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 2: all of these poor animals as I'm long.

765
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sad to dissociate a little bit, I know.

766
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 2: And then here's how my brain goes, Well, they already

767
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: it's already done, Like it's already in this store. If

768
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: I don't show up tonight, the animal isn't alive.

769
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 3: Then was killed for no reason, right right, like I'm.

770
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 2: Helping that poor animal. No really, if the minute I

771
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 2: go to my brain of this is an animal, I'm screwed, right,

772
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 2: I just I just can't do it.

773
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: Have you ever had rabbit?

774
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 2: I have not. Oh if that's had rabbits as pets,

775
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 2: but I've never always.

776
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, I had a friend took me. He

777
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 3: had read about this place in LA and he's like

778
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 3: a giant foodie. Sure it takes us to this place,

779
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 3: and that I kind of I think exclusively served rabbit.

780
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: And I thought, I'm going to be adventurous. I'll try

781
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: this and I'll eat almost anything. I've heard that mortifying,

782
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 3: mortifying experience. I'm so uh, never again.

783
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 2: Did it just with your head?

784
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was too far.

785
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: It would mean too I don't eat lamb.

786
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 3: Because I love euros.

787
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 2: Well, oh damn it, you're right. I do eat lamb.

788
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,959
Speaker 2: I love Oh my god, you're right.

789
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry speaking of like, you.

790
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 2: Know, when you order lamb at a restaurant, never do that.

791
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: But you're right. I do eat lamb.

792
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 3: Oh.

793
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: I hate me, I really do hate me. But oh,

794
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 2: a good euro.

795
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 3: But you're keeping You're keeping the lamb in a very

796
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 3: specific box.

797
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 2: He's on a big spit. Yeah.

798
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, yeah that's lamb.

799
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: That's I forgot that's lamb. Oh. And now I'm thinking

800
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 2: I could go for a euro maybe after we wrap

801
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 2: this up.

802
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 3: You do you get euros? In La? I can never

803
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 3: find a good.

804
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: One firehouse and and uh, I'm going to say it's Resida.

805
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 2: I think it's Resida, but it's at the corner of

806
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: Victory and Reseda in I think Resida. And it is

807
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 2: an amazing ero. This is great, you know, that's my

808
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 2: that's my go to. Okay.

809
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 3: I grew up eating a lot of euros and then

810
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 3: I moved to La And where did you grow up

811
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 3: in Salt Lake City and there's a huge Greek population.

812
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense.

813
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 3: I think they had there was like Greek Greek immigrants

814
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 3: for some sort of mining I think, and then the

815
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 3: population just grew and grew, and so there's like a

816
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 3: Greek restaurant on every corner. There, very good Greek food.

817
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 3: But then you come about, oh I love a bacle and.

818
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: You know the real you know, how to really say it,

819
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 2: bot laoa why. I recently learned that from a friend

820
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: whose sister was in town. And we went to some

821
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: Middle Eastern restaurant and we got all the stuff, the

822
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 2: hummus and the homss and everything, and I said, oh,

823
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 2: we got to get the baklava for dessert. Shees the

824
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 2: what Oh yeah it was no, it's about.

825
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 3: La Oh okay, I'm sorry.

826
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, I've learned.

827
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, was this woman from a country that.

828
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: Pronounced she lives in Jersey.

829
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 3: That's very exactly.

830
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 2: Yes, And the ba was delicious. I will say that.

831
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 3: You don't correct that.

832
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 2: I know, yes, we all say bakla.

833
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: Everybody says, I mean bought lawa. I'm going to keep

834
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 3: that in my back pocket.

835
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my thing. I'll have the and I try

836
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 2: to look at everybody to see the response generally pathetic.

837
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 3: I am going to follow this woman to every restaurant

838
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 3: and make sure she's pronouncing everything. She's ordering burrito's. That's

839
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: such irritating behavior.

840
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but she's wonderful. But yeah, I was corrected.

841
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 3: But laoa, Okay, you don't like Coke zero? Are there

842
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 3: any other diet drinks you like? You know?

843
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 2: And I hate to be the hater because I'll drink

844
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 2: a diet pepsi if I have to. But when the

845
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: store will say, well we're a pepsi place, okay, well

846
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 2: you just lost a swallow. It's a tough pill, and

847
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 2: I'll do it, and it's okay. I don't hate it.

848
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:55,479
Speaker 2: And in Barcelona there was it was all. I didn't

849
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: see any pepsi products. I'm sure they were there, I

850
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: didn't see them. It was all coke, Coke zero, coke, this, coke, this,

851
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,959
Speaker 2: coke this. But other than that, I don't I really

852
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: don't know. Like I have family members who love like

853
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 2: Mountain dew, I don't really do the dew. I like

854
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: an iced tea. I like the iced tea. I love

855
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 2: oh no baby, like sweet baby up. Oh sweetened big

856
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 2: mixed berry flavored. Yes, Oh god, I'm sweetened. If you're

857
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 2: gonna give me on sweeten, you better give me two

858
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 2: packs of sweet and low.

859
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 3: You're just telling me you don't like cokereo because it's

860
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 3: too sty No.

861
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 2: But it's a different type of sweet. Oh my god,

862
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 2: you should see I said don't. I don't drink coffee,

863
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 2: and I don't other than with a dessert. If I'm

864
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 2: at a restaurant, I do like a cappuccino. But here's

865
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: why I like the cappuccino. They serve it to me,

866
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 2: and then they serve it with that brown sugar. Oh

867
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 2: like that kind of fit brown sugar that I just

868
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 2: slap in there. It's no more. It shouldn't be called coffee.

869
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 2: When I drink, can I please have the brown sugar drink?

870
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: That is what I with my dessert that I will have.

871
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 3: Your drinking schedule is all a mess.

872
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:05,479
Speaker 2: It's a mess.

873
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 3: It's a complete disaster.

874
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 2: And then when people like, oh, can they get you

875
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: a glass of water? What? How dare you just water?

876
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 2: Oh dude, oh I will you know what, I'm doing

877
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: a new animated show and I was in the booth. Yeah,

878
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 2: I will say I had water, then I had no choice.

879
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 2: That's all that they were offering me. And that's okay

880
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 2: for them, because it really is just to kind of

881
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 2: keep the pipes flowing. But the last time I asked

882
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 2: for water, no, it hasn't happened. And what they have

883
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: now are these squirty bottles that you squirt into water

884
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 2: and it becomes flavorful water. So I buy those so

885
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 2: if I have to drink water, I squirted this stuff

886
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 2: in it. Next thing you know, it's lemonade, it's fruit punch,

887
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 2: it's sweet tea. Of course, whenever I see sweet tea.

888
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 2: If anyone out there is ever you know Chris Hansen,

889
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 2: the one who does the pedophiles, oh yes, of course,

890
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: the minute he walks in a room, you're fucked. Like,

891
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: you're like, oh damn. But when these people walk into

892
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 2: these homes, and whether it's the you know, they got

893
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 2: a decoy playing a boy or a girl, whatever it is,

894
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I'll be right down. I'm making sweet tea.

895
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: So I always feel guilty when I'm making this. When

896
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 2: I put the sweet tea mixture, I'm like, oh god,

897
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: this feels very pedophile ish. Because I saw this on

898
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 2: this show. And it's because I never heard the term

899
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: sweet tea. But apparently in the South, the South, very

900
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 2: much sweet tea.

901
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 3: That is all they drink.

902
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 2: That's all they drink. But I'm from the Chicago Land area,

903
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 2: and we have pop.

904
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 3: You had pop, we have pop, We had pop. It

905
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: was an interesting cultural shift. In Utah, we called it

906
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 3: pop until like I probably the early thousands to mid thousands,

907
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 3: and then we switched to soda.

908
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 2: You did. That's a big switch.

909
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 3: I think it must have been the Internet or something that,

910
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: like the word just started circulating.

911
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 2: When I'm with my family, it's still pop pop. I mean,

912
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: there's not even a thought. And my family knows when

913
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 2: I say pop, they know exactly what I'm talking about.

914
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 2: It's a diet coke. Yeah, that's wow. I couldn't switch.

915
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 3: No, I made the switch effortlessly. Wow, I really slipped right.

916
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 3: But then in the South they call also to coke,

917
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 3: which that's true.

918
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 2: Everything is cold.

919
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 3: Give me a coke that's on accepted and they know

920
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 3: what each other means too. Yeah, that doesn't work. There's

921
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 3: no excuse for that behavior.

922
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 2: Totally agree.

923
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 3: They've got to get pick soda or pop or something else.

924
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 3: Fizzy drink fizzy. Yeah, coke is a brand name.

925
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, backlant, And I actually don't like fizzy water. You

926
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 2: know if people like sparkles. Oh, I love sparks. No,

927
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: you got one right in front of you.

928
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean to be honest, I had a diet

929
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 3: coke in the other room. But then I thought, well,

930
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,479
Speaker 3: I had probably forty ounces of diet coke at dinner.

931
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 2: I should you should have something else. No, I don't

932
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: like the fizzy water. I don't know why. Well, and

933
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 2: I think people think I'm cheap. At a restaurant, Sara,

934
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 2: did you want the bottled or the regular regular? Please?

935
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 2: I'm not being cheap. I just don't like the pizzy.

936
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: Oh people know I'm cheap that well?

937
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah again, I read the blogs. I know all about you, Bridger,

938
00:42:59,239 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 2: all about it.

939
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,919
Speaker 3: Should we get back into the bag here? Sure?

940
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: Okay, reach in there. You're going to find something else.

941
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 3: Okay. Now, there's like a soft thing and a book

942
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 3: type thing. Grab the soft thing, soft thing?

943
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 2: Okay?

944
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 3: Oh oh it's a Is this a Golden Girl's mask?

945
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 2: It's a Golden Girls COVID mask.

946
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 3: Have you used this?

947
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: I have never? That is an unused cocking. This can

948
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 2: be so you can if you felt like you want,

949
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: you can put on your face. It has not been

950
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: on my face. I uh again. If you know me,

951
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: you know my obsession with the Golden Girls.

952
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 3: Unbelievable show.

953
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 2: It is my comfort show. It is I think it's

954
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 2: still relevant and it's dated here and there, of course,

955
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: barely barely dated. The topics, the acting, the writing, it's

956
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 2: just to me brilliant. And that is like whenever I'm

957
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: like kind of worked up and I just need a

958
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: little something in the background, It's going to be Golden Girls.

959
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 3: It's one of my all time favorite shows. B Arthur

960
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 3: can say anything and I'm yes, I mean yes.

961
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: And the way they you know that. I've read the

962
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: behind the scenes. I've heard the interviews. There was issues.

963
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 2: Stallghetti had terrible stage fright. I went to a taping

964
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 2: one hundred years ago. No way, the buddy. We went

965
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 2: for a little bit of time. I worked for the airlines.

966
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: I worked for Eastern Airlines, which of course doesn't I

967
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 2: was a flight attendant. And then there's dramatic silence when

968
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: I say flight attendant. Interesting, Okay, I wasn't a flight attendant, bitch,

969
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: air No, I was reservations for free. Oh.

970
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 3: I mean, I still dream about like getting a part

971
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 3: time job at an airline. So that's why I was.

972
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: It was a part time job. I had a full

973
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: time job, and I did it part time for the

974
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 2: flight benefits.

975
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 3: It's the best benefit of any job ever.

976
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 2: I would fly first class for ten dollars ten dollars,

977
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 2: And because I was in reservations, I could see what

978
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 2: the flights look like. Oh, I could go, Man, that

979
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 2: flight looks totally empty, because you know, you always fly

980
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 2: stand by. But if you planned it right, I had

981
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 2: very few problems. Every once in a while, the flight

982
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: before years would get canceled, and then everybody's coming from

983
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 2: that flight over the years, and then you could get screwed.

984
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: But in general it was a gift. It was pretty cool.

985
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 2: And so Buddy, I'm like, let's go to I got

986
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: buddy passes, Let's go to California. And we did, and

987
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 2: we went and saw taping on The Golden Girls, and

988
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 2: stell Getty was, you know, having trouble memorizing lines, which

989
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 2: I've heard all about since she was just a very

990
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 2: nervous in front of an audience. But I think that

991
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,959
Speaker 2: show is so incredibly well written. Now as I've seen

992
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 2: every episode one thousand times, they one story doesn't match

993
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 2: with another, children don't match, fathers don't match. Characters come

994
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 2: and go that we never hear about again, that they're

995
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 2: going to be with forever. So I mean, in those

996
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 2: days there was no binging the era. They could get

997
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: away with it because it air forgot once and then

998
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 2: it re ran once, and then life went on, never

999
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 2: thinking somebody is gonna sit with it and watch six

1000
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 2: seven seasons one after the.

1001
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 3: Hour in a row.

1002
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: But I love that damn show, and I am not

1003
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 2: embarrassed to say I know it. They were like, it's

1004
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 2: like an old man show, an old woman show. I'm sorry,

1005
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 2: call it what you want.

1006
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 3: I think it's brilliant, one of the simply the all

1007
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 3: time best shows. Objectively, one of the funniest shows ever made.

1008
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 3: I am on board, and one of the few shows

1009
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 3: from that period that has aged well enough that you

1010
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 3: can watch just about any episode and still laugh at it.

1011
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there's again the occasional like political reference there is

1012
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 2: from you know, forty years ago. Right, of course that

1013
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense, but ninety percent of it it's still relevant.

1014
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: They were talking about AIDS yes, they were talking about

1015
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: having an affairs like these are topics that were not

1016
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: discussed on any show, any show. Blanche's brother got married,

1017
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 2: well he couldn't get married, but he got right. Service

1018
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: like this was not talked about.

1019
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 3: It's very amazing.

1020
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's amazing.

1021
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 3: Do you remember what episode you saw alive? Oh?

1022
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 2: My god, totally the episode where Dorothy is she gets

1023
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 2: a huge crush on the teacher at school. Turns out

1024
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 2: he's a priest, and so he shows up and she

1025
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 2: doesn't know when she's dressed. They Blanche makes her wear

1026
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: some she calls it a solid gold dancer's mother's outfit

1027
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 2: or something like that. So yes, and every time, and

1028
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 2: it's on all the time, every time I see him,

1029
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 2: Like I was in that audi. I was there and

1030
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 2: it was the first time I'd ever been to a

1031
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 2: taping of a show. And they are drudgery because they

1032
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 2: go on and on and on, and when the actors,

1033
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 2: you know, are messing up, you know, at first it's

1034
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: funny and then you're like, oh, please get through this,

1035
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 2: because I've seen this scene ten times. But it really

1036
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 2: was such a great experience. Oh I'm sure, so I

1037
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 2: I treasure that memory. It was amazing and I think

1038
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 2: casting is so tough and it was nailed. And I've

1039
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 2: heard the stories they initially wanted Room McLain and who

1040
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:04,479
Speaker 2: played Blanche, to play Roses, which I just don't see.

1041
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: It makes no sense. Maybe she would have done it

1042
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 2: and we would have been blown away, who knows. But

1043
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: the way it turned out was absolute perfection. Because apparently

1044
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 2: when uh, you know, because Rue had worked with Be

1045
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 2: on Maud, she brought this to her and said, listen,

1046
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 2: there's this great pilot blah blah blah. And b was like, no,

1047
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 2: I don't. I've already seen you play the ditsy and

1048
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 2: I've seen uh uh Betty White on Mary Tyler Moore

1049
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 2: play the flirty, slutty kind of whatever. And she said,

1050
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 2: that isn't what's happening. It's just the opposite. And that

1051
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 2: got the attention.

1052
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 3: That's so cool.

1053
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: And then she read it and she's like, yeah, okay,

1054
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 2: this is something it took me.

1055
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 3: I didn't learn for a long time about Golden Palace. Yeah,

1056
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 3: which is such a bizarre thing that happened.

1057
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: Well, you know, Be left the show. Listen as if

1058
00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 2: I wrote the damn thing, friend, your b and I

1059
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 2: headline and I said her, be you shouldn't leave this show.

1060
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: But she she decided to leave the show. The others

1061
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 2: weren't ready to leave. But you've lost now twenty five

1062
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 2: percent in a really big prisi, maybe more depending on

1063
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: how you look at it. Again, and so I get it.

1064
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: They tried to keep it going. They turned it where

1065
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 2: they all of a sudden owned a hotel. I don't

1066
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 2: know where that money came to buy a hotel. No

1067
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 2: one ever seemed to have money anyway. It did not work.

1068
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 2: It went one season. But you know what's really funny

1069
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 2: when you think about it, it got canceled. I think

1070
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 2: they had like making up this number, but roughly thirteen

1071
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 2: or fourteen million people were watching. Nowadays, if you had

1072
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: thirteen or fourteen million, you got what's called a hit.

1073
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 3: You would get twenty seasons of the show exactly.

1074
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 2: But in those days, because there was three chances, ABC, NBC,

1075
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: and CBS, Fox came later, you were getting twenty thirty

1076
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: million people watching your shows.

1077
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,959
Speaker 3: Never again, never go Oh.

1078
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 2: No, no, no, those days are long gone.

1079
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 3: Yeah that is long gone. Wild thirteen million as a failure. Yeah, no,

1080
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: it's such a wonderful show and it's so comforting. I could. Yeah,

1081
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 3: when I can't think of something else to watch on TV,

1082
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, obviously i'll just watch and.

1083
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 2: I yell all the lines. I know all the lines.

1084
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 2: It's no, it's sad. It's sad, and I don't care.

1085
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to Golden Girls Live?

1086
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,760
Speaker 2: I have once.

1087
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 3: Oh it's so good.

1088
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 2: Where was it? And I even know the episode? It

1089
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 2: was when uh, the little girl steals roses uh teddy bear,

1090
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 2: I can't think of the teddy Bear's name, and she's

1091
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 2: this little bitch and they anyway she gets back there.

1092
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,959
Speaker 2: I know exactly the episode that I saw it, or it.

1093
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 3: Was it Casita del Campo. I believe that's why I saw.

1094
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 2: Yes, was it? Do you know?

1095
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 3: Dude, drog of course I got what everybody knows.

1096
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 2: My god, he's so funny. I think he was in it.

1097
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 3: It was Pancake Sam.

1098
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: Maybe it was Sam I worked at. They're both just

1099
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,439
Speaker 2: so funny and will are just up to do anything. Yeah,

1100
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 2: God bless them, like they have guts. I mean, you know,

1101
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 2: which is not good. But I'll be like, oh, I

1102
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 2: look like a fool if I do this or if

1103
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 2: I do that, how silly They're just like, let's have fun.

1104
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 2: This is the time they have such a good time.

1105
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, is there anything else we should say about

1106
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 3: Golden Girls.

1107
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 2: Other than if you're new and you don't never heard

1108
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 2: of it, you're a freak. And if you would like

1109
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: to start watching it, it's on Hallmark every night. Oh

1110
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: and it's on CMT and you can stream it on Hulu.

1111
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 2: And just for the record, I don't get a nickel

1112
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 2: for saying any of this. I just happen to love

1113
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: that damn show.

1114
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 3: I wonder who's making money off of Golden Girls, And

1115
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: someone's got to right, They're like grandchildren or something.

1116
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 2: Someone's got it. I mean, stuff isn't free. Yeah, I

1117
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 2: would think creators are still making money.

1118
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: Creators, the writers are probably still making money.

1119
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. And I paid money for that?

1120
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 3: Is this official?

1121
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: Don't What does it mean by official? I mean it's

1122
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: or like I saw it online during the pandemic and

1123
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: I bought it.

1124
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: There's no way that if this is like official merchandise,

1125
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 3: I maybe I have no idea. I feel like it's

1126
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 3: a bootlet.

1127
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 2: But I spent like a thousand on it. That's all

1128
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 2: because to me, that's nothing. I wiped my ass, But

1129
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: that's actually what I said earlier, and toilet paper up

1130
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 2: my ass. It was thousand dollars bills, which I don't

1131
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 2: even know if that's a real thing, but if they are,

1132
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 2: that's what I had shoved up my ass during that

1133
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 2: place so I wouldn't poop myself. No, I don't know

1134
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 2: where that's from other than I bought it online.

1135
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's absolutely wonderful, I mean, and now I mean

1136
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 3: we've got it. Well, I guess it's still important to

1137
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 3: mask up in.

1138
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 2: Well, it's been sitting on my desk I have. There's

1139
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 2: parks and rex masks. There's all sorts of masks, right,

1140
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 2: and I thought, if.

1141
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 3: You're going to get to know me, this is an

1142
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: excellent mask.

1143
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 2: That's part of me.

1144
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 3: And this will really in the next pandemic, which is.

1145
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,439
Speaker 2: Right when I just saw the new it's right around

1146
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 2: the wait did you see something about every day? Oh

1147
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 2: there's something coming out Indonesia today. Ah, crap, I can't

1148
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 2: go through it again. There's no Mandy dude. I'm the

1149
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 2: idiot who when this all started, I said it to

1150
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 2: anyone who would listen. Wow, we're going to be in

1151
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 2: for a couple of rough weeks. I really I thought

1152
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 2: this was me. Yeah, I thought you could go a

1153
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 2: couple of rough weeks, Babe and damn boom. Two years.

1154
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 3: We had recorded sixteen episodes of this podcast in a

1155
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 3: studio before releasing it, and we uh. The first release

1156
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 3: was on March twelfth, twenty twenty, and I thought, okay,

1157
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 3: so well we just have to go through sixteen max

1158
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,959
Speaker 3: sixteen episodes. I'm going back into the yep. Oh boy,

1159
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 3: that was a rough experience.

1160
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 2: I actually got a little advanced notice because I was

1161
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: at firehouse when I when I love a firehouse subway sandwich,

1162
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 2: and I come out and there's some officers there, some

1163
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 2: police officers, and they recognized me and took a couple

1164
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: of pictures whatever, And I said, oh, what's going on

1165
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 2: and they said, uh, oh, you know, just some weird

1166
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 2: stuff going on out there. I said, oh, what's what's that?

1167
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 2: And he goes nah. And right across the street was

1168
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 2: Costco and he said to me, this cop, you know,

1169
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 2: you should maybe load up on some stuff.

1170
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 3: Oh this is so eerie.

1171
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 2: It was so eer I go, what do you mean?

1172
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 2: He goes, hey, am I want to just load up

1173
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 2: on some stuff. He goes, there's gonna be announcement at

1174
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,919
Speaker 2: six o'clock. I got an announcement of what. He goes,

1175
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but so I go to Costco. While

1176
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 2: I'm in there, I'm calling friends and family. I don't

1177
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 2: know what's happening. This police officer, who was very friendly,

1178
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 2: said to me, gave me a hint that something bad

1179
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: is happening, and what can I get? So I'm buying.

1180
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 2: I spent three hundred dollars on crap. I think it's

1181
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 2: still in the freezer because I was just hitting the

1182
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 2: panic button because I didn't know what this meant. And

1183
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 2: so and I came out of Costco with this. My

1184
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 2: cart is super filled because I'm getting meat for people.

1185
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 2: I'm getting paper because I don't know. And there's a

1186
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 2: fireman out there. And I said, I'm sorry, but if

1187
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 2: you heard this, something's happening today at six o'clock. And

1188
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, just like that, Oh, oh feeling. So

1189
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 2: I go home. Six o'clock comes nothing, even o'clock, nothing

1190
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 2: like son of a bitch. I just dropped three hundred bucks.

1191
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 2: But around eight o'clock, oh, the governor got on and

1192
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 2: it all hit the fan.

1193
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 3: Damn.

1194
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 2: They were right. They were right. So but again I'm like, Okay,

1195
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 2: a couple of bad weeks, we'll all be back to normal.

1196
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 3: Wow.

1197
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 2: Was I wrong?

1198
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 3: And I kept pushing anytime someone to be like, this

1199
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 3: is gonna be a year, Like, give me.

1200
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 2: A break, I know, come on, a year the way.

1201
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 3: Anybody can go through a year of this?

1202
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 2: No? Yes, who could go through it? Well? We all did.

1203
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 3: We were all just robbed of so much.

1204
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 2: Yes, And I really, when you think about it, like

1205
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 2: the kids in school who had to stay home, who

1206
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 2: lost out on so many big you know, high school.

1207
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 3: Events, enormous life events.

1208
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, so a lot of heartache, a lot of heart agains. Sadly,

1209
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 2: a lot of people didn't make it, and that's.

1210
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 3: Not a good time, a good time. But here we are, Yes,

1211
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 3: and I think I've got to get this next thing out.

1212
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 2: Okay, the next thing is something new to me. Okay,

1213
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 2: something that only twenty people in the world.

1214
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is an uncorrected proof. So it's

1215
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 3: really not even it's.

1216
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 2: Called a galley, yeah, of course. My new book. Wow.

1217
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 3: So it's called Welcome to Ponne, which it's a parks

1218
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 3: and rec book.

1219
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 2: It's called Walking Upon Any Stories, a Friendship, Waffles and

1220
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 2: Parks and Recreation, And actually, as it turns out, there

1221
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 2: will be a few changes to the cover just because

1222
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 2: again this is the what they put out for people

1223
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 2: to get an advanced look at it. And there's a setting,

1224
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 2: there's a sign, and I mean I wrote something to

1225
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 2: you in the book and the first couple of pages Bridger.

1226
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 3: I know you said no gifts, but I couldn't help myself.

1227
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 3: Can't wait to see what you've gotten.

1228
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 2: Yes, And that is why I showed up.

1229
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 3: Ye see why won't you just die?

1230
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 2: Well, that's just something I put on everybody's But that's great.

1231
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 3: Is I love this cover, dude, it's a cover is

1232
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 3: my favorite thing. What is the start? It's like that

1233
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 3: oldure like.

1234
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if you went to this how they do

1235
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: the you know, you go to a rest and there's

1236
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 2: act of a famous person all the major players on

1237
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 2: Parks and Recreation around this cover and their caricatures. And

1238
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 2: there's also, as you young people say, there's these things

1239
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 2: called easter eggs. Yes, so there's little easter eggs for

1240
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: the big fans of the show. There's like a DJ

1241
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 2: roombum yeah right there. But Hillary Clinton is in there

1242
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 2: because you know, Leslie loved Hillary Clinton. But yeah, Tammy's

1243
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 2: in there, and all the cast shout them all, wait,

1244
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 2: tweet just great. Yeah, Jean Ralphiel Biden. And there's Joe

1245
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 2: Biden because Amy was obsessed with Leslie was obsessed with

1246
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 2: Joe Biden. Yeah, I'm really And then then I didn't

1247
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 2: draw it, but I'm so proud of that cover.

1248
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 3: Beautiful. That's so cool.

1249
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So that's been my obsession over the last

1250
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 2: It's taken me about a year and a half. You know,

1251
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 2: you get a deadline, you know, this book thing happens,

1252
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 2: a deal is cut, and then they give you dates.

1253
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 2: And I remember talking to Nick about it. Nick Offerman,

1254
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 2: who played Ryn Swanson. He's done I think three books

1255
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 2: at this point, and he said, that's the that's the

1256
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 2: motherfucker that deadline. And I turned it in two weeks late,

1257
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 2: which I was all worked up about because a timely person. Sure,

1258
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 2: I find out in the book world that's two months early.

1259
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 2: So as it turns out, I did just fine, because

1260
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 2: now I don't hear another word from them for two

1261
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 2: to three months because they never expected it. This of course,

1262
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 2: and then you do rewrites and this and back and forth.

1263
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 2: It's a whole thing. But it's I'm really proud of it.

1264
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 2: I never in a million years thought I'd have a book.

1265
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 3: Amazing, I mean, what an achievement.

1266
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 2: Well, we'll see. There's a lot of pages. There's a

1267
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: lot of pictures, pictures people have never seen before, Pictures

1268
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 2: you took or yes, they came off of my phone's

1269
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 2: oh no, that's me like seventh or eighth grade?

1270
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 4: What you was this professionally taken? Yeah, I have a

1271
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 4: school the school picture you have like a prop. That's

1272
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 4: how they did it, baby, And this is all black.

1273
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 4: Then the real book is going to be in color.

1274
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 4: Everything you got, as.

1275
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 2: They call it, a galley, yeah, of course. And actually

1276
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 2: in this galley, some of the captions under the pictures

1277
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 2: don't even match the picture. So it's the it's the

1278
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 2: book before the.

1279
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 3: It's very confused, very confused, very.

1280
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 2: Want to have them out there that I have, and

1281
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 2: you have one of them.

1282
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: You met Mary Tyler Moore, Yes, I did, where.

1283
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Saturday Night Live. I am obsessed with

1284
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 2: old television, like again Golden Girls, but Mary Taylor Moore,

1285
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 2: Dick Van Dyke, all in the family, Carolinet show, like

1286
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 2: these are shows, Bob Newhart mashed. These are shows that

1287
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 2: just just rock every part of my world. And I

1288
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 2: was truly obsessed with Mary Tellamore and Dick Van Dyke,

1289
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 2: and so I was when I started becoming an actor.

1290
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 2: In Chicago. I was doing a play there with my

1291
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 2: comedy group and we were we had created this play

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00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 2: and we got one of the SNL writers, Christine Xander,

1293
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 2: to be our director, which was amazing. And so you

1294
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 2: get to know herre over the Sun, and then she

1295
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 2: knows my obsessions blah blah blah, and she calls me

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01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 2: and she goes just so you know, Mary Tellamore is

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01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 2: hosting Oh are you kidding me? Now, I didn't have

1298
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 2: two nickels to rub together. So I talked to some friends,

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01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 2: a couple other people in the show, and I said

1300
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 2: Mary Tellamore, And to be honest, they were like, eh,

1301
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Speaker 2: oh what a spot. The musical guest that week was

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Speaker 2: Elvis Costello.

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01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 3: Oh what great.

1304
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 2: They were like super hyph for Elvis and nothing against

1305
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 2: Elvis Costello. I am a fan also, but that wasn't

1306
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 2: my That wasn't my reason for going in begging and

1307
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 2: borrowing and stealing. And we all went to New York

1308
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 2: and there she was, and she was everything I wanted

1309
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 2: her to be. And there's a very very embarrassing story

1310
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 2: in the book about what happened. Got to buy it

1311
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 2: to hear it, but it was I made a fool

1312
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 2: of myself, a fool of myself to the point where

1313
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 2: she thought, at least this was my impression that I,

1314
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 2: perhaps the term we've bed used today would be I

1315
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 2: was special needs. Oh, because that's how crazy things got. Wow,

1316
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 2: it was. But she was so lovely, gracious, and so

1317
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 2: then as life went on, I worked with I got

1318
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 2: to meet her. I worked with Dick Van Dyke, I

1319
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 2: worked with Carol Burnette. These are people that I dreamt like. Literally,

1320
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 2: I would have dreams of being at table reads on

1321
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:20,439
Speaker 2: different things with people like this, And so to now

1322
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 2: sit here and say I've had moments with them still

1323
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 2: blows my mind. Is a surreal feeling, surreal, it's surreal.

1324
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 3: Wow, that is really wild. And you've got to see

1325
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 3: Elvis Costello what.

1326
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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, oh, I'm going to okay, so let's see

1327
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 2: I'm going to say eighty eight, eighty nine. Okay, So

1328
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 2: we're talking a long time ago. And the cool part

1329
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 2: was because again my friend. Our friend was a writer

1330
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: for the show. So we saw Elvis do his sound check.

1331
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: He did all the songs. We were ten feet ten

1332
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: feet from him doing that, and then during the show

1333
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 2: they let us stand on the floor. It was and

1334
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 2: there's Lord Miles with Lord and Michael's walking around and like,

1335
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 2: what the hell? And it was in the days of

1336
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 2: of Oh Jan Hooks and yeah, I loved Jan Hooks.

1337
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 2: I just I just every once in a while, I'll

1338
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 2: do a thirty watch.

1339
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 3: Uh that's what. There you go. Now you've thought of

1340
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 3: their recapta recap too.

1341
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Uh, what is it called? Rock? Thirty rock? And

1342
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 2: Jan Hooks played Jenna's mother on the show, and I

1343
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,959
Speaker 2: just recently saw one of those episodes. She was brilliant

1344
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 2: but also like John Lovetts and it was that crowd

1345
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 2: and uh, that was a dream come true. I'm in

1346
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 2: New York, I'm in the studio, I'm standing where these

1347
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 2: hosts stand. It was wild. And then many many years later,

1348
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,439
Speaker 2: when Chris Pratt was hosting Me and Retta and Nick

1349
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 2: and Nick was I think Megan was there to Melalley,

1350
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, anyway, Amy was there. I think anyway, a

1351
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 2: group of us surprised him, and we went to New

1352
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 2: York and when he came out to host, we were up.

1353
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 2: He looked up and there we were. Yeah, it was

1354
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 2: It was really cool. So I've had a couple of

1355
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 2: cool moments there.

1356
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful. Well, once it's going to republished.

1357
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 2: November nineteenth, it comes out and there's book tours, there's like,

1358
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 2: oh good luck. I just recently anyone follows me on

1359
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 2: Instagram the real Jim O'Hare and on my Facebook, I

1360
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 2: think it's just Jim o' hare. But I had to

1361
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 2: sign over three thousand pages for assigned copies of the book. Dude,

1362
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And they gave me a deadline. So

1363
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 2: of course Jim O'Hare with deadlines, he needs to meet them.

1364
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 2: It's hours and hours. And also I put a fun

1365
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 2: little thing in everyone, so I'm not just signing my name.

1366
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 2: I'm signing something.

1367
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 3: I feel sympathy for you just.

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01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. So on top of it, not only

1369
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 2: did I sign my name, then I had to I

1370
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 2: signed this funny thing that fans of the show will

1371
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 2: and they'll get it and laugh and they'll get a

1372
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,919
Speaker 2: big kick out of it. I don't know how many

1373
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 2: hours it just went on forever and forever and forever.

1374
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 2: They just kept this acts just wouldn't disappear. Uh And

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01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 2: I will tell you the signatures look a lot different

1376
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 2: from the first five hundred page. There's a lot of

1377
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 2: blood on the page.

1378
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 3: Were you listening to music? What were you doing during this?

1379
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 2: Golden Girls could have been on. I do like a

1380
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 2: good date line. Who did it? We're going to find

1381
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 2: out who the murderer is. I do like that. Yeah,

1382
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 2: or you know, I can put Seinfeld on, I can

1383
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 2: put the Office on. I can put a show called

1384
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 2: Parks and Recreation, which I masturbate too. But uh oh

1385
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,919
Speaker 2: wait did I say that out loud? I'm sorry?

1386
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 3: Can you know? That was the man on the phone.

1387
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 2: We haven't started this yet, right, we're amily, so you're

1388
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 2: still putting this together. Okay, so we haven't started. Okay,

1389
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 2: good please, I don't want that to get out there. No,

1390
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 2: Actually I have, you know, I do a recollection podcast

1391
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 2: of Parks Micreation, and so of course I'm rewatching them

1392
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 2: all again. I haven't seen them in years, and it's

1393
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 2: so fun. But I am still that actor. I don't

1394
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 2: like to watch myself, you know, And I think a

1395
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 2: lot of actors are like that. Even on set there's

1396
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 2: some actors and no knock to them. Everyone does their

1397
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 2: own thing, but they want to see after a take.

1398
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 2: Oh let me see, let me see, not me, right,

1399
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 2: I make the powers that be. We'll piece it together

1400
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 2: and give me my best takes and go on from there. Right, Yeah,

1401
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 2: just not that guy. But yeah, over three thousand signatures.

1402
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 2: They there's a place called Books a Million that you

1403
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 2: can get these signed ones, and then Barnes and Noble.

1404
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 2: So it's yeah, it's I'm learning so much. This is

1405
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 2: the world I know nothing about. And then I have

1406
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 2: to do a tour of New York, LA, Chicago, Boston, Miami.

1407
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 3: Fun.

1408
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 2: I think that will be because again I'm so shy,

1409
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 2: as you can tell, I don't like to talk. No,

1410
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 2: and that that is up my alley. That type of

1411
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 2: thing will be up my end. I think you will

1412
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 2: do the late shows and you know the promo.

1413
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 3: It will be very fun. Yeah, hopefully, And listener. Another

1414
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 3: fun thing is the upcoming live show. I of course

1415
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 3: have to mention October thirteenth at the Bell House in Brooklyn.

1416
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 3: Is there any other information you need the Bellhouse? N

1417
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 3: Why do you have to be there. Okay. I think

1418
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 3: it's time to play a game. Uh oh, We're going

1419
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 3: to play a game called Gift or a Curse. But

1420
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you.

1421
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 2: Eight. Okay.

1422
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our

1423
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 3: game pieces. So right now, you can continue to promote,

1424
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 3: you can recommend, you can do whatever you want with

1425
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 3: the microL I'll be right back.

1426
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 2: Okay. People might why did he immediately go to eight.

1427
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 2: I like to always go one inch less than my

1428
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 2: penis size, so that is why I stuck with eight.

1429
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 2: What else can I promote? I can promote the book

1430
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 2: Welcome to Pawnee. I can promote I don't know if

1431
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 2: I'm doing a new project with Arby Plaza. It's an

1432
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 2: animation project. I don't know if I'm allowed to say

1433
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 2: much about that at this point, but I am doing it.

1434
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 2: I'm shooting a pilot soon. I have the podcast Parks

1435
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 2: and Recollection with Greg Levine and I over at Team Coco,

1436
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 2: which you can find anywhere you get your podcasts. Can

1437
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 2: I give you enough time? Perfect? Perfect?

1438
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,160
Speaker 3: This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm

1439
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 3: gonna name three things you're going to tell me if

1440
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 3: there're a gift or a curse, and why to me?

1441
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 3: Like if it were, I'm not giving you any more.

1442
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 2: That's fair.

1443
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 3: I will tell you there are correct answers, so be

1444
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 3: very careful. But you're gonna tell me if they're a

1445
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 3: gift or a curse? And why? Does that make perfect sense?

1446
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 2: It does, we'll see, Okay.

1447
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 3: This first one is from a listener named Carla. Gift

1448
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 3: or a curse? Ice in restaurant water glasses?

1449
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, gift? Why ice in anything? Gift? I

1450
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 2: just came back from Europe. They're not fans of ice.

1451
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 2: Give me ice, give me air conditioning, give me anything cold,

1452
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 2: give me ice. Yes, I want a drink cold, and

1453
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 2: if I'm going to be forced to shove down awful water,

1454
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 2: I want that water to be cold. So gift correct.

1455
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 3: I love ice. It is a fascinating phenomenon that the

1456
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 3: United States seems to be the only place that puts

1457
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 3: ice in.

1458
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 2: It does seem to be, Yes, it does seem to be.

1459
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 3: We love an ice cold drink, but cold roomed. I

1460
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 3: have like grown to like a room temperature water, but

1461
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 3: I always prefer an ice water.

1462
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,200
Speaker 2: And I as much as I do want my eyes.

1463
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 2: I also when I get my diet coke and McDonald's,

1464
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 2: I will say light ice please, because I do get

1465
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:17,680
Speaker 2: a little pissy bridger when I get three quarters of

1466
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 2: a cup of ice and I'm done with that drink

1467
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 2: that could have been soda exactly, So I do light

1468
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 2: ice please, And you know they're thinking, you cheap fucker,

1469
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 2: but I'm sorry. I want to enjoy that diet coke

1470
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,240
Speaker 2: and I want as much of it as I can get.

1471
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,760
Speaker 3: I do that with cold brew. I always say light

1472
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 3: right ice please makes sense sense. I don't want more

1473
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,480
Speaker 3: ice than I need.

1474
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 2: So I'm already correct no matter what else happened.

1475
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean you can. I mean you can

1476
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 3: walk away having failed.

1477
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 2: Yes, well, welcome to my world.

1478
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 3: Okay. Number two this is from a listener named Amanda

1479
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 3: gif to a curse old men at the gym working

1480
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 3: out in jeans.

1481
01:08:56,439 --> 01:09:01,599
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing. I can say this because I'm

1482
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 2: one of them. I am an old man. I'm sixty

1483
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 2: two years old now, which shocks me every day, like

1484
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 2: I still feel like I'm twenty and just stupid, but

1485
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 2: I'm not. And here's what happens with old men at

1486
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 2: the gym now, I don't do jeans, but I'll do

1487
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 2: my shorts whatever. And here's what else I don't do

1488
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 2: that old men seem to want to do at the gym.

1489
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 2: I don't walk around naked in the gym because your

1490
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 2: balls are sagging to your knees and nobody needs to

1491
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 2: see it. Now, I just again, I keep saying, just

1492
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 2: came back from Europe where I'm on a beach and

1493
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:34,879
Speaker 2: people don't care, and there's balls hanging and there's boobs flapping,

1494
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 2: and God blessed, they're probably mentally better off than I

1495
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 2: could ever be, because that's human. It's called being human.

1496
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 2: Balls sag on men, boob sag on women. As we

1497
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 2: get older, this is everything. Everything SAgs, asses, sag at

1498
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:54,680
Speaker 2: all SAgs. So I find it to just be like,

1499
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 2: it makes me chuckle a little, and I feel better

1500
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,240
Speaker 2: than because I don't wear jeans and I am one

1501
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,679
Speaker 2: of them. So I'm proud of myself. So I'm gonna

1502
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 2: say no, so curse, right, is that my curse? Curse?

1503
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 3: Oh Jim, it's a gift.

1504
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:13,560
Speaker 2: Okay, If it's a gift, here's the only explanation I

1505
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 2: think you're gonna come up with, because it's not a gift.

1506
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,679
Speaker 3: Take that you're war we're not coming up with anything.

1507
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 3: I'm going to share a truth.

1508
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 2: Could it be? Could it be because I know what

1509
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 2: I look like. I'm in shorts right now as we speak.

1510
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 2: I don't think I didn't catch an le's eyeing me.

1511
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I get it. Hey, I don't

1512
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 2: blame it. You're human. Uh she sees this package going

1513
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 2: on here.

1514
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,400
Speaker 3: We're all looking at these shorts.

1515
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,439
Speaker 2: We're all looking. We see we say how it's cupping

1516
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 2: the buttocks. We get it, we get it. But maybe

1517
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 2: because you know, skin gets funkier as we get older

1518
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 2: and stuff like. Otherwise, explain to me how pants are

1519
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:47,160
Speaker 2: a good thing.

1520
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:52,960
Speaker 3: Jeans at the gym look incredible. Everybody jeans at the gym.

1521
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:56,200
Speaker 2: It's get Let me put a pair of jeans for

1522
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 2: you right now, and you tell me that looks incredible. No,

1523
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 2: I I would like judge in here because I'm feeling.

1524
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 2: I'm feeling this is you're.

1525
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 3: Looking at a baby. Damn it. Jeans of the gym.

1526
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 3: Everybody loves it. Gives us something to talk about.

1527
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 2: Well it does. Well, guess I'll give you that. It

1528
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 2: gives you something to talk about.

1529
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 3: And it's something. You know, you go into the gym,

1530
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 3: everybody's looking incredible, and then you know it balances the scales.

1531
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 3: Somebody's working out in their jeans, It's like, what what

1532
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,040
Speaker 3: is going on?

1533
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 2: Yes, when you're miserable on the treadmill, you can look

1534
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:26,640
Speaker 2: and think in your head, oh my god, what is

1535
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 2: happening over there? And yes, it makes a minute go

1536
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 2: by that this drudgery, it makes a little less painful.

1537
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there should be more denim at the gym.

1538
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,520
Speaker 2: I disagree, but we will agree to disagree.

1539
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 3: Well, you don't get the point, you're not going to

1540
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 3: get it.

1541
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 2: And how much per point? I forgot? How much is

1542
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 2: what is the price?

1543
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 3: A billion?

1544
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 2: Damn it?

1545
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 3: So you're you've got a billion points?

1546
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 2: I got a billion? Okay, okay, and I can turn those.

1547
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 3: In for those we're working on a program.

1548
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 2: How that turns out.

1549
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 3: We're trying to get the app together.

1550
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 2: Here's a Golden Girls mask.

1551
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,639
Speaker 3: Okay, number three, this is your chance for a little

1552
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 3: bit bit of redemption. This is from a listener named

1553
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 3: and I'm so sorry. I r A N n v

1554
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 3: E I g ron vig. It feels very Scandinavian to me,

1555
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 3: it does. Ron vig ron vigue, my apologies, Ronnie. Gift

1556
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 3: or a curse? Clouds drifting in front of the sun

1557
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 3: in the sky?

1558
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,759
Speaker 2: I live in La So I screamed that that's a gift.

1559
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:31,320
Speaker 2: I screamed that that's a gift because you get moments

1560
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 2: of release from the intense sun, the intense heat. So

1561
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:40,760
Speaker 2: for me, Jim O'Hare now, so maybe because you're being

1562
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:44,479
Speaker 2: very weird about these answers, so I need maybe I

1563
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 2: need to base this not just on my thoughts, but

1564
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 2: on how the world would think. And I'm going to

1565
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,519
Speaker 2: think for the world now, Bridger, and I'm going to say,

1566
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 2: damn it, the world agrees with me. And it's a

1567
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 2: good thing. Clouds are good. That's where I'm going. I'll

1568
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 2: fight you one to the death on this one.

1569
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 3: You've got one billion out of three billion?

1570
01:13:09,439 --> 01:13:10,280
Speaker 2: How is that occur?

1571
01:13:10,439 --> 01:13:12,800
Speaker 3: It's a curse. Clouds have the entire sky to be

1572
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 3: It's a desperate move on cloud's part. The sun. Let

1573
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 3: the yes. Let the sun do its thing. The clouds

1574
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 3: you've got everywhere you can possibly be, Let the sun

1575
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 3: do its thing.

1576
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:30,439
Speaker 2: It's a combo. It's an the sky the clouds friendly.

1577
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 3: No, the sun has got to have its own private

1578
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,560
Speaker 3: space in the sky.

1579
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 2: Damn you, Bridger.

1580
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 3: I need to be able to look directly at the

1581
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 3: sun whenever I want.

1582
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, okay, I mean you are out of your

1583
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 2: mind and I am going to file agrievance. At least

1584
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 2: who is there a form? Who do I is? There

1585
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:51,280
Speaker 2: is there hr department here that would be me? That

1586
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,639
Speaker 2: would God? Who side do you want on this?

1587
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 3: Only time will tell a last look at me? Look

1588
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 3: the lace.

1589
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 2: Damn it. I think I know where she's gonna fall out.

1590
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 3: Oh well, I hate to hear you fail so badly.

1591
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,080
Speaker 2: Just so you know, I'll go to I will sleep

1592
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:10,640
Speaker 2: tonight with my head soundly on that pillow, knowing I

1593
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 2: was three for three. Now you can judge at how

1594
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 2: you will, but you are in correct. I will say

1595
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 2: you were true to.

1596
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 3: Who you are.

1597
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 2: I am true to who I am.

1598
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,400
Speaker 3: You know you've believed in yourself and that there is

1599
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 3: something in that. It's not a win, but it is something.

1600
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 2: It's something.

1601
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let's move on. This is the final segment

1602
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 3: of the podcast. This is called I Said no emails.

1603
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,240
Speaker 3: People write into I Said No gifts at gmail dot

1604
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 3: com begging for answers to all of life's problems, all

1605
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,719
Speaker 3: kinds of things. Well, you help me answer a question.

1606
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,720
Speaker 2: Sure I can. I'm very smart. I played doctors on televisions,

1607
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,600
Speaker 2: I played lawyers. I'm an idiot in real life, but

1608
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:45,879
Speaker 2: I have played those characters.

1609
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect, let's get into this. It says, dearest Bridger

1610
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:53,400
Speaker 3: and guest. Every year, one of my friends hosts a

1611
01:14:53,439 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 3: small and lovely Halloween party. Okay, I don't have any

1612
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 3: friends like that. She has let me know that this

1613
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 3: year she's asking everyone in attendance to take part in

1614
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 3: a secret Satan gift exchange, where we'll all give each

1615
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 3: other Halloween themed gifts. Since I've been given this information early,

1616
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 3: I want to be prepared any ideas for gifts I

1617
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 3: could contribute to. The monetary limit on any exchanges is

1618
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,599
Speaker 3: usually capped at fifteen dollars because we're all poor grad students.

1619
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 3: Sure your time and help is appreciated. Take care, Chloe. Interesting,

1620
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:29,560
Speaker 3: this is an interesting.

1621
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 2: That is interesting. I like, I love a party. I'm

1622
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 2: not a dress up guy, so generally Halloween is like

1623
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,320
Speaker 2: a bit of a pain in the ass if there's

1624
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 2: a dress up party. But I do think like a

1625
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,880
Speaker 2: secret Sanna is always fun, So I'm guessing this would

1626
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 2: be fun also. Okay, so I do like that thought. Boy,

1627
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:50,599
Speaker 2: where can you get a finger? Like, just a finger

1628
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 2: that doesn't seem too hard to get in a box.

1629
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:58,000
Speaker 2: Just put a finger in a box? No, for fifteen bucks?

1630
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 2: What can you get?

1631
01:15:58,600 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 3: I mean, if you probably could get a finger for

1632
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:02,719
Speaker 3: fifteen depending on which part of town you're in.

1633
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:03,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it could.

1634
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,719
Speaker 3: I mean, and you also have ten of your own

1635
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,240
Speaker 3: you do if you really want to commit to this

1636
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:09,879
Speaker 3: little project, you can do at home.

1637
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:11,719
Speaker 2: And it's free if you have good insurance, because insurance

1638
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 2: will cover the sutures. And you're giving this gift, yeah,

1639
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 2: under fifteen bucks. I don't know.

1640
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 3: I mean my thought, I'm seeing the word satan. Yeah,

1641
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,679
Speaker 3: and I'm seeing it's got to be cheap. I'm thinking

1642
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 3: anytime I'm at an estate sale, I'm thinking, every object

1643
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:31,160
Speaker 3: here is haunted. Find in a state sale, interesting, find

1644
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,639
Speaker 3: in a state sale by any item there, it will

1645
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:36,559
Speaker 3: be haunted. And then that that's the gift. It's such

1646
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:40,520
Speaker 3: a beautiful obviously, look for something that looks a little spooky, right.

1647
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 2: I don't like the shop and to me and the

1648
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,800
Speaker 2: state sale is shopping and we've gone over this. I

1649
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 2: couldn't do it.

1650
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:47,439
Speaker 3: Look as snooping.

1651
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:48,719
Speaker 2: I like snooping.

1652
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:50,720
Speaker 3: That's kind of how I look at the state sales.

1653
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 2: I'm going to open a cabinet in the bathroom, of course,

1654
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 2: if they have some you know, pills there whatever. Don't

1655
01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:01,640
Speaker 2: judge me. Um yeah, that nobody. You're right. You just

1656
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:04,400
Speaker 2: say this is from a haunted because you don't know

1657
01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 2: what's haunted or what's not. Absolutely said, I could take

1658
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 2: something from any one of my drawers and say it's

1659
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,120
Speaker 2: from somewhere. No one knows what the hell I've done.

1660
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,600
Speaker 3: But the feeling will be there, the evil feeling.

1661
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 2: Will be the premise of the evening. Yeah, yeah, that's great.

1662
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,520
Speaker 3: You've got to bring something evil into this exchange.

1663
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,280
Speaker 2: I like to think I bring my personality, and that

1664
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,280
Speaker 2: is evil, pure pure.

1665
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:29,960
Speaker 3: That's kind of what you're known as, kind of demonic figure. Yes,

1666
01:17:30,439 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 3: I mean calling upon a demon is always free as well.

1667
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 2: Don't say beetlejuice three times time.

1668
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 3: Don't do it, bloody Mary.

1669
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,720
Speaker 2: Oh I used to do that.

1670
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh I love you, yes, yes.

1671
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 2: And I'd steer in that mirror. We had a little

1672
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,360
Speaker 2: in the house I grew up, and we had a tiny, one,

1673
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,680
Speaker 2: tiny little guest bathroom, and I would just steer in

1674
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 2: that mirror and just scare the shit out of myself.

1675
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:53,080
Speaker 3: But I never got to a visit.

1676
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:54,800
Speaker 2: You know, I never did either, But I was sure

1677
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 2: sometimes because if you close your eyes really tight and

1678
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 2: open them fast, your own reflection scarcely right, because you're

1679
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:02,360
Speaker 2: not exactly sure what you're seeing for that brief moment.

1680
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:05,360
Speaker 3: And that's a great failing. Yeah, I feel like that's

1681
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,919
Speaker 3: a great thing. Is a Wiji board fifteen dollars?

1682
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,040
Speaker 2: Maybe? Oh?

1683
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:10,240
Speaker 3: Really, you got a coupon?

1684
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,400
Speaker 2: Maybe a coupon that. I think they're going to be

1685
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 2: more than that.

1686
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're probably ninety nine nineteen. I would have even

1687
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:21,200
Speaker 3: thought more so, nineteen ninety nine. It is not that's

1688
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 3: only five dollars more. Nobody's got to know that she's.

1689
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:26,000
Speaker 2: Twenty bucks to talk to the dead. That's not bad. Oh,

1690
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,479
Speaker 2: that's a credit, is a you know what it costs

1691
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:32,960
Speaker 2: me to have a good phone plan from Europe back here?

1692
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,160
Speaker 2: That was way more than twenty bucks. Of course, I

1693
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 2: talk to the dead nineteen ninety five. I'm on board.

1694
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:40,479
Speaker 3: Are you scared of Satan?

1695
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,600
Speaker 2: I'm actually a Catholic, A practicing Catholic, and not that

1696
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,080
Speaker 2: I go to church every week, but I am a

1697
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,519
Speaker 2: Catholic guy and was raised that way and fell away

1698
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 2: and then came back and all that stuff. But I'm

1699
01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 2: not I'm what they call a cafeteria Catholic, right. I

1700
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,320
Speaker 2: believe what I believe, and I don't believe the stuff

1701
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 2: I don't want to believe. I'm I'm very pro birth control.

1702
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,840
Speaker 2: I'm very pro LGBTQ. I don't care who mary, have

1703
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:11,200
Speaker 2: a good time, be safe. I'm pro whatever can something

1704
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 2: adults are involved in. I'm all on board with that. Uh.

1705
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 2: That being said, I don't believe in Satan, Okay, I

1706
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,719
Speaker 2: just don't. I think it's a way to keep people controlled.

1707
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,600
Speaker 2: Which people could say, well, religion is a way to

1708
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:25,360
Speaker 2: keep people controlled, and that's probably that could absolutely be true.

1709
01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:28,200
Speaker 2: I certainly have my doubts about certain things. Who knows.

1710
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,559
Speaker 2: I mean, we're supposed to believe an arc carried two

1711
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,400
Speaker 2: of every animal and then the earth was flooded by

1712
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:35,920
Speaker 2: a wonderful God who loves us, but he killed all

1713
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,040
Speaker 2: these people on the earth.

1714
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 3: And so anyway, there's a lot of bad days.

1715
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 2: We all have bad days. Yes, Oh, I hate when

1716
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:45,120
Speaker 2: God has bad days. It just really isn't good for us. No,

1717
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,800
Speaker 2: but I have faith. I believe there's something after this.

1718
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:50,840
Speaker 2: I believe when my time comes, which I'm hoping, I

1719
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,240
Speaker 2: assume before midnight.

1720
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 3: Tonight, I'm going to attack you in the parking.

1721
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,599
Speaker 2: No, I would think my heart will go by then.

1722
01:19:58,240 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 2: I would imagine.

1723
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,880
Speaker 3: No, Oh, God, that doesn't happen enough, I know. Do

1724
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:06,519
Speaker 3: we have your permission to release you?

1725
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:08,840
Speaker 2: Yes? You do have my permission, So that will be

1726
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,599
Speaker 2: good for this podcast this. Yes. Not if I get

1727
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 2: in a carre accent. That doesn't count. Only if it's

1728
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:16,560
Speaker 2: a heart attack. No, but I do believe there'll be

1729
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,759
Speaker 2: people waiting for me on the other side, my parents

1730
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:21,280
Speaker 2: and loved ones. It's lovely and that gives me peace.

1731
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 2: And if I'm wrong, I'll never know. I'll never know.

1732
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,559
Speaker 2: Just lights will be out. So uh. I have a

1733
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:31,519
Speaker 2: dear friend who's he runs a whole skeptic organization. They're

1734
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:34,599
Speaker 2: atheists and everything, and and I always hate them. I

1735
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:38,800
Speaker 2: win because I get peace from this, I get solitude,

1736
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 2: and I think that my dying day comes, there will

1737
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:45,280
Speaker 2: be knowing. Okay, this is sad, but I'm about to know.

1738
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 2: He doesn't have that and so I win. Ha ha ha.

1739
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,160
Speaker 2: An adult man just said on your show, ha ha

1740
01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:00,280
Speaker 2: ha ha ha ha and can you can you leat

1741
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:00,799
Speaker 2: that please?

1742
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:05,080
Speaker 3: I know, okay, volume up, I want an echo effect

1743
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:09,120
Speaker 3: put on it. Let's really maybe some auto tune. Let's

1744
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,719
Speaker 3: juice that piece of audience.

1745
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:11,840
Speaker 2: Why not? Why not?

1746
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:15,879
Speaker 3: Okay? Well, I think Chloe's gotten her answer. A finger,

1747
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 3: a haunted item, just simply an evil attitude something like

1748
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,240
Speaker 3: that is a perfect thing to take to a party.

1749
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 3: Oh or some you know, evil shaped.

1750
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:28,040
Speaker 2: Cookie, scream into a box and say in this box

1751
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:29,479
Speaker 2: is a screen.

1752
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 3: That's a great It's I.

1753
01:21:31,479 --> 01:21:32,360
Speaker 2: Mean, how scary is that?

1754
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:34,519
Speaker 3: So many things you can do at home, So many

1755
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:35,639
Speaker 3: things just got to get crafted.

1756
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:37,120
Speaker 2: Yep. I know what one guy was doing when I

1757
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 2: was talking to him on the phone. See, that's called

1758
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 2: a callback bridger. Now, as a experience improvisational actor, I

1759
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:48,240
Speaker 2: can handle a callback. Now the listeners who aren't experience

1760
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,400
Speaker 2: I'd be like, what is he talking about? What is

1761
01:21:50,439 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 2: happening here? But that is called a callback. That's called

1762
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:58,880
Speaker 2: brilliant comedy. Or some would just say sad. So that

1763
01:21:58,960 --> 01:21:59,960
Speaker 2: will be up to the listener.

1764
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 3: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, Jim, I've had such

1765
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:07,080
Speaker 3: a wonderful and I've got a diet coke for two

1766
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:07,519
Speaker 3: and it's.

1767
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:08,800
Speaker 2: The big one in the plastic job.

1768
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 3: And I've got your book to read, and I've got

1769
01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:14,840
Speaker 3: I'm prepared for any COVID surges.

1770
01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:18,679
Speaker 2: Again, I heard something I don't know. I read something

1771
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,719
Speaker 2: always I don't know something going on.

1772
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:24,559
Speaker 3: Oh, I can wear this while watching my gals, The

1773
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:25,760
Speaker 3: Golden Girls.

1774
01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:26,439
Speaker 2: The Golden Girls.

1775
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for being a delightful time and listener. Look,

1776
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,599
Speaker 3: we made it through the podcast, you know, in the

1777
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:39,759
Speaker 3: new studio. I hope that you were able to remain calm.

1778
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,479
Speaker 3: I was able to do a decent job. I think

1779
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:44,480
Speaker 3: we can all say I got an A plus.

1780
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, might cut off now because I'd like to

1781
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:52,479
Speaker 2: interject on that. Oh now, listener, the podcast is over.

1782
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,439
Speaker 3: We have to end the audio now. I love you,

1783
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:05,360
Speaker 3: I said. No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1784
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:08,679
Speaker 3: produced by our dear friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully

1785
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,479
Speaker 3: mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

1786
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:15,639
Speaker 3: our guest booker, Patrick Coottner. The theme song, of course,

1787
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:20,080
Speaker 3: could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must

1788
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:23,040
Speaker 3: follow the show on Instagram at I said, no gifts.

1789
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:25,280
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1790
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:27,799
Speaker 3: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1791
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,599
Speaker 3: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts

1792
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:32,439
Speaker 3: I invit?

1793
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:40,240
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear? But you're

1794
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:46,320
Speaker 1: a guest to me. You gotta come to me empty

1795
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:54,640
Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, your presences, presents and I'm

1796
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 1: already too much stuff.

1797
01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:58,680
Speaker 3: So how did you?

1798
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 1: Dadsy me