Speaker 1: Now it is time for the nephew and the prank
Speaker 1: phone call for today. What you got for us, nep.
Speaker 2: We're going to go to uh deep in the archives.
Speaker 2: Paper clips? Paper clips that I'm pretty simple.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: Watch me work though, Watch me work now, cat dog,
Speaker 2: give you would paper clips.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach for Veronica. This is she I
Speaker 1: have Ironica. How you doing? My name is Philip. I'm
Speaker 1: from CORP. How you doing?
Speaker 3: Im?
Speaker 1: Good? Thank you?
Speaker 3: How can I help you today?
Speaker 1: You were with the company here see you just left
Speaker 1: about what six months ago?
Speaker 3: That's correct?
Speaker 1: Okay? And you left with a severance? Am I right?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry? Who must be going with?
Speaker 1: Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on
Speaker 1: some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.
Speaker 1: Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct, okay.
Speaker 1: Now you actually left with the severance when you when
Speaker 1: you left the company? Is that right?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 1: Okay? And how long were you actually with?
Speaker 3: I was there for eight years?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: Who am I to again?
Speaker 1: My name is Philip. I'm with security And what can
Speaker 1: I do for you?
Speaker 3: Philip?
Speaker 1: Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business.
Speaker 1: Now did you started before you left?
Speaker 3: Philip? I started this business after I left there.
Speaker 1: You started it after you left there, that's correct, one month,
Speaker 1: one month after you left there. Okay. So the reason
Speaker 1: why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know,
Speaker 1: we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
Speaker 1: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
Speaker 1: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and
Speaker 1: it's been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting
Speaker 1: that you are the person that has taken all of
Speaker 1: this this uh office. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Let me let me get this right, Philip. You calling
Speaker 3: my place of business, answer me if I have used
Speaker 3: paper clips and paper I have customers in my establishment
Speaker 3: right now. I can't talk to you about.
Speaker 1: This, Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for
Speaker 1: calling your place to business, but I want to say this.
Speaker 1: We're at the of the point of actually picking you
Speaker 1: up behind items that have been taken from the company,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to call and see if we could
Speaker 1: get it taken care of over the phone. Now you
Speaker 1: gotta go, then I'm gonna have to actually come out
Speaker 1: to your business, and that's something that I'm trying not
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: You know what, Hold on one second, you hold that on?
Speaker 4: Who is this on my phone talking about some paper clips?
Speaker 4: I have been going from there for six months and
Speaker 4: you calling me now by some paper and.
Speaker 1: So what paper clips? Man? We're missing at least five
Speaker 1: thousand paper clips.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what you can do.
Speaker 4: I have been out of that company for six months.
Speaker 3: I worked for y'all for eight years, and you all
Speaker 3: let me go. I adn't taking anything from you.
Speaker 1: Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper
Speaker 1: clips outside of Have you done that? Of course?
Speaker 4: I use paper every day I run a business.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're using our paper for your own personal business,
Speaker 1: your travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
Speaker 1: You're using office supplies that right there is against the laws.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I will.
Speaker 4: Go and buy you some paper clips.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've
Speaker 1: given you a severnth play and from my understanding, it's
Speaker 1: been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be
Speaker 1: filing charges and taking you to court over these paper
Speaker 1: clips and paper.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what you can do. The five
Speaker 4: thousand paper clips. I'm a paper clip them together and
Speaker 4: hang you off by your I am stealing the paper clipps.
Speaker 4: You're gonna call me six months late to talking about
Speaker 4: some paper and paper clips?
Speaker 2: Ma'am.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back fillip. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: This is some fill up.
Speaker 1: So are you wanting to return all the merchandise because
Speaker 1: it looks.
Speaker 4: Like I didn't take no merchandise. I don't have to
Speaker 4: steal nothing from y'all. I work for you for eight years.
Speaker 1: Something about for eight years? You stole paper paper clips,
Speaker 1: you stole off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have
Speaker 1: taken markers, pens.
Speaker 4: We got it down for No what video taps you got?
Speaker 1: Fill up?
Speaker 4: I ain't steel nothing from y'all. I was employee of
Speaker 4: the year. You all gave me a seven package. How
Speaker 4: dare you call me six months later? You can take
Speaker 4: the paper clips and shove them up your behind?
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 4: Are we done here?
Speaker 1: No? We're not done here.
Speaker 4: So take your video tape and your paper clips and
Speaker 4: your scissors, and you know what to do with them.
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't. Man. Now listen, what we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to do is you're gonna get served right there
Speaker 1: at your travel agency. Where are you locating, Susie?
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna give you my address because
Speaker 4: you come over here. I got some scissors for your
Speaker 4: fill up. I don't have time for this. You want
Speaker 4: my address, you can come on over here. Look it up.
Speaker 1: Google med We want our paper clips back, holte me.
Speaker 4: Come get them then, matter of fact, give me your address.
Speaker 4: Phil if I bring them to you steal those paper clips.
Speaker 4: I'm a Christian woman, and you got me on this
Speaker 4: phone cussing, fighting with you. I'm not fighting to paper clips.
Speaker 4: What's your address to up?
Speaker 1: We're gonna sing over five thousand paper clips and we
Speaker 1: need those.
Speaker 4: Now, what's your address? I'm gonna bring your paper and
Speaker 4: paper clips to you.
Speaker 1: How about that? So you are you are guilty of
Speaker 1: using the paper aren't you?
Speaker 4: We all used paper fill up?
Speaker 1: I don't deal, which means guess what. It's against the law,
Speaker 1: which means your law something. If you have taken one
Speaker 1: paper clip, it's against the law. And we all you
Speaker 1: got pins in your car?
Speaker 4: I feel it. Befit corporation, I bet you do.
Speaker 1: I work for the company.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to run a business. So you stealing too.
Speaker 4: Give me your voice's number. You calling my phone talking
Speaker 4: about some pens and paper clips.
Speaker 1: You watch your line.
Speaker 3: Give me your address.
Speaker 4: I'll bring the pens and paper clips.
Speaker 1: You ain't got you do thinking so many pins and
Speaker 1: so many paper clips?
Speaker 4: Run a business.
Speaker 1: Don't call my phone with this.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about some address.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say decision now. I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 1: order come over. I'm ordering the police to come and
Speaker 1: pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the
Speaker 1: problem taking care of about the phone.
Speaker 4: The police and you come with him, Come get it.
Speaker 4: I got something for your when you get here. Bring them.
Speaker 4: You're calling me a boy, some paper and paper cliffs.
Speaker 4: I've been going from here for six months.
Speaker 1: You craam. You have stolen paper clips from the company,
Speaker 1: and we want our paper clips back.
Speaker 4: Bring yo over here. You want to get more paper cliffs,
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna call my man so he can kick
Speaker 4: yo over here. You want to you want to address?
Speaker 4: You want to address up? Come on, I'm a professional.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away
Speaker 4: from my customers. If it was about some pens and papers.
Speaker 1: And paper clips, because you stole over five thousand paper
Speaker 1: your feet. And you also you better be ready because
Speaker 1: you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been over
Speaker 1: here about it too.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, wait something.
Speaker 1: Tommy says, you're stolen a bunch of here stuff.
Speaker 4: Listen, I don't know nobody.
Speaker 1: You don't know nephew, tim me from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You don't know him? What's I say? Do
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Speaker 1: Do you know him?
Speaker 3: You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the brank phone call you. Oo.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kickut.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get her right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kickt come down.
Speaker 4: You made me step in the back room on you.
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