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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, hi friends, we're here. Wow, whoa How you

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Speaker 2: doing Marie?

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Speaker 1: Oh girl, I feel like I'm dying right. You look great, though.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're not sick.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was me earlier this week. You know, I

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Speaker 3: I feel like I was on base when you gave

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Speaker 3: me this, and I woke up to day and I

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Speaker 3: feel like, would I say that trash fire?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I feel fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Almost didn't come, but I was like, this is too

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Speaker 3: close to my house to not come do the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Also, the fans needed the listeners.

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Speaker 2: True, true, Hey guys, we love that you're reposting the

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Speaker 1: Keep it up. You know you could do better.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to everybody who played the podcast for their

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Speaker 3: family on Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to y'all. When I see you, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna kiss you on the mouth. That's probably the first chime.

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Speaker 1: So what's going on? Is this an ever lane?

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Speaker 2: No it's not, but I have ever laying jeans on today.

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Speaker 1: Let me see your butts? Yes? Stand?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes? Oh wow?

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Speaker 1: You know for somebody who don't do no exercise, your

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Speaker 1: body is too much. The rudest of the body. Imagine

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Speaker 1: if I just did two crunches just too, it's not

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Speaker 1: even your stomach. Your butt is like nice, Oh that's

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Speaker 1: the stairs, you know, got to take the train and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: That's me running.

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Speaker 3: Stairs since nineteen ninety two. And my butt does not

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Speaker 3: look like that. I also go to the gym.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I was going to tell you, your butt looks very

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Speaker 2: pronounced in those baggy in the Baeans shaggings that you got.

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Speaker 1: What are those shut ups? This is why I didn't

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Speaker 1: almost come to the podcast. You rude.

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Speaker 2: No for you to be sick. You don't look sick

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Speaker 1: That's because I have sunglasses on.

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Speaker 2: But I was like superstar, Oh yeah, yeah, you know

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Speaker 2: that's how you do any You come in the studio

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Speaker 2: like this all the time.

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Speaker 1: No, you always have your sunglasses this one. I never

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Speaker 1: have my nords. So maybe what were your what was

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Speaker 1: your expertise this week? This week?

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Speaker 3: I was an expert at good karma and bad karma? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: does that make sense because this is what happened.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So this this little.

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Speaker 3: Spanish man asked me out on a date. And when

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Speaker 3: I say Spanish man, I mean like from Spain. From Valentia, like.

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Speaker 1: That's how he says it.

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Speaker 3: And sidebar Apparently there was a king in Spain that

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Speaker 3: had a lisp.

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Speaker 1: And he was like, Oh, you're not about to be

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Speaker 1: making fun of me.

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Speaker 3: This is how we talk here now, and that's why

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Speaker 3: everyone in Spain talks like that.

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Speaker 2: Abiza. Yeah, because of this king. I don't know which king.

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Speaker 3: It was, maybe the one that gave Christopher Columbus those

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Speaker 3: and that check comes and he's like, do you mind

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Speaker 1: But I should have been maybe a little bit nicer

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Speaker 2: You weren't nice to him?

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Speaker 2: Okay, can you give us a play by play, like,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean, like, was what happened?

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Speaker 3: I mean yeah, he was sure to me. I think

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Speaker 1: He's like, I work at this restaurant. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, do you want if I don't pay?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know if he's back of

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Speaker 1: Are you dating a busser? Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Wait, shout out to the buses out there. Bussers listening

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Speaker 2: while they bus You know, bussy, why you bus it?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah? Well you know it's okay. He was

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Speaker 1: he needed to pay anyway, Yes, that's not your back armor. You.

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Speaker 2: You showed up as you are, and uh he was supposed.

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Speaker 3: To pay sis. I legit showed up as I am.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I had any makeup on at all.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where my ruby woo is. I don't

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Speaker 3: And today I feel like I'm dying. Like I woke

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Speaker 3: Uh shout out to Valencia.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, what.

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Speaker 1: Were you an expert in this week? I was an

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Speaker 1: expert in self care.

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Speaker 2: I literally slept for Thanksgiving and that was wonderful. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I kept we were texting you and you

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Speaker 2: People cooked, and you're like, so did.

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Speaker 3: You not come like you were upstairs the whole time

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Speaker 2: They're like, is she pregnant or she's cheating? Wait, I'm single,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was I was okay with just like, hey,

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Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with that. It's okay to Holidays

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Speaker 1: to come down for this. How was the food? The

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Speaker 1: A friend's sister cooked, so the mom didn't cook. No,

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Speaker 1: it was the sister's turn this year to cook Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 3: I wish my mother would tell me we having cereals

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Speaker 3: this year, everyone's having frosty plates.

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Speaker 2: We got two different types of milk, almond or like whole.

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Speaker 1: That's it. It was, you know what, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: To be honest, this was her first Thanksgiving cooking and

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Speaker 1: it was good. It was good, but there's room for

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Speaker 1: I think Thanksgiving should be made by somebody who've been

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Speaker 1: that's who knows how to season ship properly.

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Speaker 3: Yes, somebody with like a cracked heel, yes, Not somebody

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Speaker 1: Somebody who has Vericos veins.

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Speaker 3: You know, if they don't have Verco's veins, the food

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Speaker 3: not marinated properly, Yes, it's not gonna be seasoned.

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Speaker 2: Right if they got a dialysis while they making the turkey.

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Speaker 1: Dialysis, you know this is gonna be bombed. But no,

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Speaker 1: it was good. It was good.

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Speaker 2: The turkey wasn't dry, and that's the most important.

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Speaker 3: Nobody likes turkey. I don't know why people still have

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Speaker 1: Well, they didn't have ham, so I was pretty upset

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Speaker 1: we eat now, even when you get it to Chilis.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are going to Tuesdays bitch.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Well you know what that's gold.

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Speaker 2: They gotta good. They have a good art choke dip.

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Speaker 2: So all of the places have a good artichoke dip

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Speaker 2: because it's not no artichoke in it.

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Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: She's you're right, and you're and you're lactose intolerance. So honestly,

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Speaker 3: I love a challenge. You love blown up a toilet anyway.

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Speaker 3: Our guess today is the world renowned, the nationally renowned,

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Speaker 3: bring it down.

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Speaker 4: The.

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Speaker 2: Regionally renown.

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Speaker 3: Janelle James and she is are living her best life expert.

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Speaker 1: Hey boo, I feel like, uh, that might not be true, but.

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Speaker 2: Sure you look great.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what nationality of old person. My

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Speaker 1: hair is oh my, that's a young person's hair. More

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had gray in and I had to oh,

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Speaker 2: year old hair. And then she was like, I really

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Speaker 2: got to make this month. Yes, yes, let me just

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Speaker 2: give these pieces. You know, you are living your best life. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you've been on private jets. You're traveling.

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Speaker 1: Can we talk about that?

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Speaker 2: Can we who's.

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Speaker 1: Private jet were you on? I mean I've been on

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Speaker 1: a couple of Okay, let me let me get about

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Speaker 1: poor water? Tap is tap filter? Oh ro renowned filtered water,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm drinking the Fiji. Oh what

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Speaker 1: is the bottle new? Or is that an old bottle?

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Speaker 1: It's a new bottle that I stole from my dressing room,

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Speaker 1: which is really still in See you try to be

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Speaker 1: the dressing room every time with a double They take

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you in therapists, come on in twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Once a week I'll have time. Yeah, I'll be in

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Speaker 1: Will you? Will you have kids? Yeah, you have two sons?

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Speaker 2: But so when they look at you, they're probably like,

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Speaker 1: out here and I just stayed, you know. So he

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00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: was like all wrapped in white puss, more money wrapped

440
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: in banket. Yeah, he was having the time of his life.

441
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 1: But not the only one that wasn't a comedian that

442
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 1: I met. Now, I do want to say, like when

443
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 1: you go to places like this and it's part of

444
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 1: I was there for a festival coming, you end up

445
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 1: kind of just hanging with the same people, you know

446
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,719
Speaker 1: what I mean, because you're not with the locals. Yeah.

447
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what I want to do, Like I

448
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 2: want to go out and explore.

449
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: Like that's later on, like when you there, took you

450
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 1: don't get taken. Sist.

451
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 2: No, not the way I talk. I talk too much.

452
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,919
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can go and then I'll be hugging

453
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 2: and I'm like Okay, let's do something now. They're like,

454
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,439
Speaker 2: were like steal you. What is what's wrong with you?

455
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 1: The hangout comes of money when you're there on somebody

456
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 1: else's time, you just it's wyeah, you know what I mean.

457
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 1: So when you get more money and you're like, oh,

458
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay an extra week and do all that shit.

459
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So that's what I'm saying.

460
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm traveling and stuff, but I don't even know where

461
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,479
Speaker 1: I've been and what I've seen because I'm just moving.

462
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: Well that it's kind of a it's a weird place

463
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: to be.

464
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,719
Speaker 3: Let's talk about let's just run through some countries. If

465
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 3: you've been there this year.

466
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 1: Australia, Yes, okay, what is that like? Right? That was

467
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,679
Speaker 1: so that festival is the Melbourne Comedy Festival, which was

468
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: one of the best run because it's run by women.

469
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 1: You get like flowers. They sent me flowers and like

470
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: little notes like your shore was great, you know, like

471
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: you can just tell they had like some woman energy around. Yeah.

472
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 1: But Australia, it takes a whole day to fly there,

473
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: twenty four hours and so by the time did you.

474
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 2: Have like a pod on your like plane where you.

475
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: Know, but me and another comic a Lando back. So

476
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: with only two people in our little first class section,

477
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: we had our own little first class It's twenty four

478
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 1: hour flight. Yeah, you get your own little Butler airline,

479
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: you know, I want to do that. I had a bar.

480
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: It had a bar on a plane like now barstool,

481
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: what airline? This was Virgin virtually love Virgin. It was huge,

482
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: Like I hadn't been on a plane like that before.

483
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: So but then you go and again him and talking

484
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: about getting took. I wanted to go, while he immediately

485
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 1: turned on attenders and was like out in the out

486
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: back bitches and ship and with the bitches. I love that,

487
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 1: but I'm trying not to get murdered. So different travel

488
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: as a woman. Yeah, it's so different because like we

489
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 1: you know, murdered, you get blamed for it. Yeah, I

490
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: mean they still.

491
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 2: Looking for Natalie Halloween.

492
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: It's like since she.

493
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 2: Is gone, she's gone.

494
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like if you got murdered by some broad,

495
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: it'd be like, god, that's crazy. If I got murder

496
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: they'd be like, wow, was she out there.

497
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:01,719
Speaker 2: And herself and what was she thinking?

498
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: You're like Australian dick du hello. So next time, I

499
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: feel like I have to bring my own dick with me.

500
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 3: So you didn't hook up with nobody while you were

501
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 3: down there, that's why are you dating?

502
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all. Yeah, you know is no friend. That's

503
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: all just for the listeners so they know, don't slide

504
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: on dms talking about leave me alone. Yeah, I choose

505
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 1: they might still sliding you. No, I choose nobody coming

506
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, have you done comedy in Asia? I

507
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 1: haven't yet? No, no, no, So only Ireland and in

508
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: Australia is the only two overseas rather than other than

509
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: like Island, Caribbean, tyche. That's pretty big for me. I'm like,

510
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: that's it. That's again, I'm fucking exhausted. Man, Well you

511
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: don't look exhausted. You look radiant. Where did you? What

512
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: did you for Thanksgiving? Where were you for that? I

513
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: didn't go on motherfucking place, which is the best. Like

514
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: so again, like try like I am. Anytime I'm in

515
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: New York, I just want to stay here. Like I

516
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: don't do anything when I'm in New York. Fucking sit down,

517
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So, because my life now

518
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: is going places, So when I'm off, I don't want

519
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,479
Speaker 1: to go anywhere, so I could. That's so great. What

520
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: did you cook? I cooked maca cheese. I did trout

521
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: because I had that that PJ money right there. I

522
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: had vegetarian, you know, pescatarians or whatever. I had turkey,

523
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: I had stuffing. I had, uh, broccolini I had.

524
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 3: It's not even good, it just looks nice. Maybe I'm

525
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 3: thinking of broccoli rob because that's like the Bitter one.

526
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: Yes, that ship is delicious. It's just like bitter. You

527
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: ain't had it cooked right, you ain't had to cook right.

528
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,959
Speaker 2: Okay, so you didn't bring up broccoli.

529
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: Wanted my leftover from Thanksgiving broccoli week ago? Yeah?

530
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 3: Absolutely, So it's broccolini, small brocola because I'm thinking of

531
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 3: the wrong thing.

532
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: No, I think they're all the same. They're all the same.

533
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: But anyway, small Thanksgiving usually I do. You know, I've

534
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: travel to go to my family and then I was like,

535
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 1: whoever want to come to my house? It's welcome, but

536
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna nowhere. Okay, I'm here for that. Well,

537
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 1: what about the what the what about the parties? You know,

538
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: I feel like you're in a different level of comedians

539
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: and they hang out.

540
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 2: Do you I've seen you in pictures, but Lenny Kravitz,

541
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: I saw them. They were hugging like friends.

542
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: Sorry about Landy Kravitz. And while that story that picture

543
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: was funny, Okay, yes, that party was Chappelle's like S

544
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: n L after party to which I don't really go out,

545
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: and but I love Chappelle. Like you, you would just say, oh,

546
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: who's your favorite comedian? Now it'd be him, so uh

547
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: and then Lenny Kraft. So I was at Essenal and

548
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: Leny Kravitz was like backstage, like walking around. And the

549
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: reason it's funny is because I made out with Lenny

550
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: Kravitz when I was nineteen.

551
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 2: You made Kravitz.

552
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: Let's back up, we're thirty minutes in. You should have

553
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: started that. We're talking about Broco Lennie. You should be

554
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 1: talking about mouth. When I say I've lived a life,

555
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: people don't talk about the scene. Where were you? Weanties

556
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: you had when you had so I had on uh

557
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: see through like mesh green shirt of course and over

558
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: like uh you know, like jeans or whatever. But and

559
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: the shirt it was like a dress slit. Anyway, I

560
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,479
Speaker 1: was like obsessed. He's like he was like my in

561
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: sync you know.

562
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: Like how people are like, yeah, I was.

563
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: Obsessed with Lenny Kravits, so uh my boyfriend at the

564
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: time knew that, and so he bought tickets.

565
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: He let you live your life. That's pretty much every man.

566
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: I've always every man I've every day.

567
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: Didn't let me do I just do whatever I want us.

568
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: He bought me tickets, and then I asked one of

569
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: my coworkers I worked like in a stuck up job,

570
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: like it was like my first job after high school

571
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: in Maryland, and so I asked her to go with me.

572
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: And she didn't even really know anything about Lenny Kravitz,

573
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend was like, but I thought I would

574
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: take you, and I was like, nigga, I'm trying to

575
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: get backstage, like why we're not tell.

576
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: You they're definitely gonna let me get the tickets, and

577
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: you were you curved him after her. This is what

578
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: I would He ended up dead because you're like, wait,

579
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: I bought my.

580
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: Lenny Kravitz concerts. First of all, may not the place

581
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: right right right right right. You took somebody horrible team

582
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: and well into my thirties, I was horrible still, but

583
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: so I went. So he was like okay, So I

584
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: went to the to the show, and at the Lenny

585
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: Crabbit show, it's a guy that comes out into the

586
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: aisles and you can see him like handing the backstage

587
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: passes the chicks. So basically I like made my way

588
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: to the island, you know, did a.

589
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 3: Little body looking at it.

590
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: He was like, okay, he gave me the pass. So

591
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: I told my friend. I was like, you can go,

592
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: and so you deaded your friend too. Mission She enjoyed it,

593
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: but she was just like, I'm not even really a

594
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Leanny Cravis fan. She was just like fucking on my vibes.

595
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: I was like, you are, yeah, dismiss you fired. You've

596
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: done what you could.

597
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 2: You know, thank you forgiving you got give me thanks?

598
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: She did.

599
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 3: I got around home, Janelle, you are not playing, okay,

600
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 3: so you get back there. It's a bunch of other

601
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:49,719
Speaker 3: women back there.

602
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: Though. It's a bunch of women. So when I think

603
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: about this ship now, it's like, this is kind of gross.

604
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 3: You know.

605
00:29:54,680 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: So you're young, I guess, uh, so you know, we're

606
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: all like kind of lined up. And then the same

607
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: guy like flavor of love type yeah, and I remember

608
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: so his Lenny Kravits drummer at the time. I don't

609
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: know if she still is. Her name was Cindy Blackman,

610
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: and I remember passing her like when we were like

611
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: going to the line and her just looking like, look

612
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: at these dumb bitches. You know what I mean, because

613
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure this happens in every and I just remember

614
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: her face. I remember that ship for the rest of

615
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: my life. But anyway, so the guys like, who want

616
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: to go on the bus? We all like, anybody pull

617
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: that titt out? I don't, I don't remember, but he

618
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: gave it to me. My titty was already out like.

619
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: Through she was doing Rihanna Leanna.

620
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: Was basically exposed to see through no bra wow, double

621
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: the very nice bru. So pull out the credits, y'all.

622
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: There you go, You get on. Did you guys see

623
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: my old picture that I posted no on Instagram when

624
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: I was with my aunt No no, So that's how

625
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: I look then. But anyway, so we could put it

626
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: on the ground.

627
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna know that, we're gonna post it on

628
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 3: Instagram for anyway.

629
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: He's like, you get on the bus.

630
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 2: So I go on the bus, and so were you

631
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: the only one that got.

632
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: Only one on the bus? Okay, so we get we

633
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: get I get on the bus and I'm like sitting

634
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: around and did you take anything from the bus? No? What,

635
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking idiot. But anyway, I still have a

636
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: Tamoorini gave me. But anyway, that's later. So I'm sitting

637
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: on the bus and then like fifteen minutes go by.

638
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,719
Speaker 1: Any Lenny Kravitz gets on the bus and so yeah,

639
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: so he's like, you know what's up? And I'm like,

640
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

641
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 2: It was so weird hair did Lenny have it?

642
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: This time? Was right when after he cut off his locks? Right?

643
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: So it was so it was love rule tool it

644
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: was it wasn't the perm flip out? When did he

645
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: have that? I got to receipts, Miss I wanna get away? Yeah,

646
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: I wanna fly. Thank you for singing the whole song

647
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:13,719
Speaker 1: Gotta get away. I gotta get away love roots. So

648
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: you get on the bus, get on bus. He gets

649
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: on the bus. How you doing. I don't remember the conversation,

650
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: but he's like, you hungry. He gave me a sandwich. Man.

651
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: In my mind the sandwich was like I don't remember,

652
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: I remember, I wish in the time, I was like,

653
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: remember all these details, but I don't remember. I was

654
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: so fucking nervous, and so then there's like mad. He

655
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: smelled like money, smell like he smells good. He smelled

656
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: like leather like fireplace.

657
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

658
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: Conditioner, you know what I mean. Yes, So we go

659
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: to the back of the bus. Oh no, that wasn't him,

660
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: perm No, he we go to the back of the

661
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: bus is a bad. We sit on the bed and

662
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: you're like, no, we sit the bad and like we

663
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: like he like moves my head, you know, like kisses

664
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: all on my neck and shit, we like make out

665
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: a bit. But then my I'm a very good Christian

666
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: girl at this time, Like I'm just I'm gonna tease

667
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: like my whole fucking uh teenage life till till I

668
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: got married. It's like I was a teaser. I just

669
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: like make I was a makeout bandit. I let the

670
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: dudes go down on me and be like, you know,

671
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: I do care.

672
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: But you know, like when when women are like we

673
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: didn't have sex because it was in my butt.

674
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: I never did that part.

675
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: Nobody, nobody was doing that that but she's not Jewish.

676
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: But I would definitely let dudes go down on it.

677
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's nothing wrong with that making out. But

678
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm also just in my head like I don't want

679
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: to do this, like this was this is enough like

680
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: this part. So I was like I want to leave,

681
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: and he just like immediately let me go. He like

682
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: put his hands up like free, I want to meet you,

683
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: and was like, you ain't about to get me going up.

684
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: It's a whole line of fucking bitches out here and

685
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: another one. That's what it is.

686
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: It's like the men who look like that are like, well,

687
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 2: I'm good.

688
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah he does.

689
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 2: He's not decrepit looking, so he's like, well, this is

690
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: the only thing I.

691
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: Caught right now for the day.

692
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 3: Literally the bus was rocking back and forth because the

693
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 3: women were like.

694
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he was like okay, and so I just

695
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: came up. I was like, okay, did you get a

696
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: sandwich to go? No? I got the chips or nothing,

697
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: no bottle water. I got a tambourine from the tour

698
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: that he had like signed or whatever, which is in

699
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: my mother's house somewhere, but kay. And then I got

700
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: off the bus and then the line of chicks is there,

701
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And I just like I

702
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: love you, just like rearranging your tea. So that picture

703
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: you guys saw when I saw him at SENL, I

704
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: like when I'm to and I was like, yo, we

705
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: made out when I was nineteen. You probably don't remember.

706
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: And he was like yeah, he said. He was like

707
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: that could have happened, you know, so did deny it? Yeah.

708
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 3: So he's like he seems like one of the good ones,

709
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 3: like a cool dude. I'm like, I'm sure he can

710
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 3: be a dick awsome.

711
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: Mean, he had some glasses on inside in the picture

712
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: we took. I mean, I know you're a rock star.

713
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Now did he have like a velvet, like

714
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 2: a crushed velvet, blaze blazer?

715
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: Did he have a blaze? I think he had a

716
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: blazer he liked. But he used to come to the

717
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: job that I used to work, like years ago, and

718
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: he would always come in. He's so nice and it

719
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: would go crazy for hi.

720
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: Yah.

721
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: I mean he was chill. He's like, all right, that

722
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: was cool. So I was like, and now I get

723
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: to say I made up with Lenny Ckravits. You know

724
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: what I mean?

725
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 2: That is honestly living your best life before you're even.

726
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: Living your life. And I just used to Yeah, that's

727
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: right there, Like, this is what I want to make

728
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: out with land Cravis Less.

729
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 3: So how we gonna make that happen? You know, if

730
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 3: you believe you can achieve, that is very true. Did

731
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 3: you tell your boyfriend that you made up with Lenny Kravitt?

732
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 3: Did you tell that girl that you left at the concert?

733
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, that's great. Ye, I'd brag about that still now.

734
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: I am currently Yeah, but it took us thirty minutes

735
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 2: into the pipe start up top.

736
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: Who else have you made up with? Oh, let's see, okay, yeah,

737
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: sure the people people. But have you touched no? Not

738
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: not many, uh, celebrity stuff. But I have like celebrity

739
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: stories from when I was a teenager because I just

740
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: used to end up in and ship like Vinnie from

741
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: Naughty by Nature Broke My Bad one day, broke title

742
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: can what's the guy's name? These are all nineties stars,

743
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: that's the title.

744
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that Naughty my Nature dudes had names.

745
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 3: I thought it was Naughty and then I remember that

746
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: I don't know it was.

747
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: I love Tretch at the US Dayton Pepper from Sorry Pepper?

748
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: Do they have kids together? Maybe? Who knows? These are

749
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: all man that I would never even look at.

750
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 2: Right now, hold on, how did he break your bed?

751
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not as delicious.

752
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 2: He was putting your bed together and then he tripped

753
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 2: and I.

754
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: Went to he was like, he was like, where's the

755
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: little L shaped screw? And then he fell. I went

756
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: to a concert they were there, ended up backstagees as

757
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: I always did, and get the titties and uh hung out.

758
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: And then we were leaving and me and my friend

759
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: were driving out. I lived in Harlem at the time,

760
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: in like a pretty nice apartment, and so we were

761
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: driving up and I ain't know this bitch told him

762
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: to follow us to my house, like that's the after

763
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: party in my fucking house.

764
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 2: So we got Harlem and they just jumping out the

765
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 2: car too, basically, so I'm like.

766
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: Where y'all going. They're like, oh, we're about to hang

767
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: out here, so naughty by natures in my house unless

768
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: like all these rappers are in my house. I'm broken. Fuck.

769
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 2: I don't have no furniture owl I have it's a

770
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: bead and like a stereo at that time, and so

771
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,959
Speaker 2: we just like hanging out smoking whatever, and I'm trying

772
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: to get with trash.

773
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: But he ends up like leaving, you know, like doing

774
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: whatever he do. And so I'm talking to Vinnie the

775
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: other guy, and I think he trying the.

776
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: Older looking one, trying to get.

777
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: But I'm like nah. And so at one point, I

778
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: don't even know how this happened. I think he was

779
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: just like fucked up. He was just like fucking around

780
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: and he did like a wrestling move. We're like a

781
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: like a slam onto my back and broke that ship.

782
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: Why would he do that?

783
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. It came out and I was like,

784
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: that's all my possessions, Like, he just broke one of

785
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: two things I own, you know what I mean, get

786
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: you a new bad So then he's like, YO, just

787
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: called this number, you know da da d after and

788
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: I'll pay you back. And so the next day I

789
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 1: called a number, spoke to someone and never got the money. No.

790
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: So but let me tell you this. So ten years later,

791
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: I've left New York. I've come back. I'm in a bar.

792
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking to this dude at a bar, a stranger.

793
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: We just end up talking and he gets a text

794
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: and he's like, hold on, it's my dude, it's my man, Vinnie.

795
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: So something just said. Is that Bennie from Norty's like,

796
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I was just like, is that

797
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: Bennie from Norty my next year and he was like yeah.

798
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: And I said that Nigga broke bed like twelve years

799
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: ago and he's like what, So I said, tell him, yes,

800
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: you're talking to the check you broke her back at

801
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: Harlem and he's like yeah, I remember. I'm like, yo,

802
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: can I get my money? And he said it to me.

803
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: He did like PayPal? No, yes, what kind of did

804
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: you say? You had a castper? No? No, no, no, no,

805
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: I had a time. I was like, give me two

806
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: hundred dollars or whatever, like that's what I asked for,

807
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: And yeah, they went inflation. I should have gotten more, but.

808
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 2: It was a cow came and it was a creating

809
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 2: barrel bed.

810
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: I mean at this point I didn't need it, but

811
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: it was years later. He probably don't have the money.

812
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: He didn't have it.

813
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: Twelve years ago, you know, by nature, because I hate you.

814
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: Look he opp still at the white corporate parties.

815
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 2: No, you're right, all of ours.

816
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: That was the jam. It was.

817
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 3: I'll throw that on for like a like a throwback

818
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 3: mix at a wedding when people take their shoes off.

819
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: You have been more celebrities thirty eight. I'm not hiding

820
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: my age. I don't want to go into that you

821
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: have another because I feel like people think if I

822
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: don't say how, people think I'm like forty eight. You

823
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yes, yes, because because I'm saying

824
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: so many things that have happened.

825
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 3: Yes, but then they gonna see photo, They're gonna be like, no, thirties,

826
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 3: she's definitely her thirties. What when you because you've met

827
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 3: you've been hanging and hanging and banging, hanging out with

828
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 3: celebrities for so long. Yes, you're hanging with celebrities for

829
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 3: so long. Like what do you have like moments when

830
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 3: you're not so cool so cool about what like when

831
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: you're just like like, is there a moment where you've

832
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 3: met somebody that you like freaked.

833
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: Out little fan out, like the girl came out. No,

834
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: not in not in my adult years, not even that inside.

835
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: I don't like. Once you in this ship and you know,

836
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: like it's like, oh, I'm trying to be what this

837
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: person is so you know they ain't shit, you know

838
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: what I mean? It's like, why am I defying a

839
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: regular as person who just happens to have money.

840
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 3: We're on the same private jets. Okay, so these private jets?

841
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 3: Whose jets were you on?

842
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: I've been on Chris's, Chris Rocks, I've been on Amy's.

843
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: That's it.

844
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 2: That's that's way more than us said there should be more.

845
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, only two, only two rich people.

846
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: Wow, crazy, you're not only living your life now. I'm

847
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 1: never impressed until it's mine.

848
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 3: Okay, but like, can you walk us through the process

849
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 3: because we're used to You got to be at the

850
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 3: airport an hour early.

851
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: Well it is. That is a lovely life. So I

852
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: really like touring with Amy Schumer because so why I

853
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: like touring with bigger people is not not only is

854
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: it fancy or whatever, but I want to see how

855
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,959
Speaker 1: they run their business and it's just interesting to see

856
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: how different people run their tours or whatever for how

857
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: I want to run my eventual. So Chris Rock likes

858
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: to fly into a place and then we drive to

859
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: other locations from there. So we're in the place, so

860
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: we do the show. We're in the place. At night,

861
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: He's like, Yo, what's the the hot restaurant, the hot club?

862
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: We go out like we're in the town wherever fucking

863
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: town it is, they'll open restaurants for him. Yeah, I

864
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: was all that shit, right, So that's how he is.

865
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: Amy Schumer is like, I want to go home and

866
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: I love that shit, like we wherever we go, we

867
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: back on the plane back to New York that fucking night,

868
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I just so that's

869
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: a different way to do it, which is like, that's

870
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: how I want it. I want to go home. I

871
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: want to go home. I want to sleep in my

872
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: own fucking bed, you know what I mean. My brother,

873
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: we don't hang. Also, she's pregnant, so maybe this has changed.

874
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: But she don't hang, and I don't need to hang

875
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: any other hung so much. I'm hung out. Yeah. So

876
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: she gets off the stage, A guy is there, puts

877
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: a coat on hers, she grabs her dog. She walks

878
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: right into a car. We me and the other opener

879
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: get in the car right behind her. We peel the

880
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: fuck out and we go straight to an airport. We

881
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: get on the plane and we're in the air like

882
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: it's all so seamless. I just love like that shit

883
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: is sexy to me, like that you have.

884
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 2: To take your shoes off but like, what kind of

885
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: did you bring on these mad mad joints in my pocket?

886
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 2: Like wow, honestly, that's that to me is dream y'all

887
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 2: in the air high.

888
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just atible's like just just I just love it.

889
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: So I like that about it. And what's funny about

890
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: her is she leaves so fast. I feel so bad

891
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: because we leave so fast that you can just see

892
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: the people leaving the venue coming around to maybe catch

893
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: a glimpse of her, but she already gone. Yeah, she

894
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: leaves so fast, and I'll be wanting to like yell

895
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: out the window like she's gone, but you just know

896
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: they're gonna stand out there. But she's been bounced the listeners.

897
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: Amy shemer, show she gone.

898
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: She said, if you're gonna come to Marie in a

899
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 2: Sydney situation, we'll hang out for We'll hang out for

900
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: some fries. And when you when you when you climb

901
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: and you gotta hang out, you know, cultivate relationships and ship.

902
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 2: Once she's got the cultivated relationships, you know, I look

903
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: at that Nicerells.

904
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: You gotta do the whole thanks for coming out, you

905
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: know that type of like she's like, show is over,

906
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm going home. I love it.

907
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 2: I mean, what am I running into my uber pool?

908
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 2: I'm running to the train, Yeah, watching me away you.

909
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: Don't want to go home. I'm looking at the search

910
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: charge like, yeah, we're gon, We're gonna be here for

911
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: the least twenty more minutes. We got to come, yeah,

912
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: because we could get another clips, right, and so, uh,

913
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: what's been cool about comedy is just like traveling with

914
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 1: all these people, seeing how different people travel. And also

915
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: my it's still not my money, but my motive travel

916
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: has advance. So when I started with Hannibal touring, it

917
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: was cool to see him because we started like Best Western, uh,

918
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: you know, and as Hannibal got bigger than our accommodations

919
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: got bigger, we flew and you know better, Uh we

920
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: flew instead of drove like I've done all yeah, the

921
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: steps with other people. And it's just like I'm super

922
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm always interested. Love Western started, we started, we all

923
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: start there. We haven't been in the Best Western yet,

924
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: Well do you do the road? There's a different time

925
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: we've been on the road. Yeah, we did.

926
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 3: We say there's some nasty little like in when we

927
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 3: were in Miami last year.

928
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: We all have to do an in at least once.

929
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 3: They were like at the front desk, they were like,

930
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 3: make sure you keep your toilet seat down. There might

931
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 3: be and the little the drain on the on the

932
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 3: in the shower closes, stuff will crawl up.

933
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, so yeah, it's it's nasty.

934
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, I've done all the comedy condos, the sleeping

935
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: in my car, all that bullshit. Have you done a

936
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: cruise yet? Nah? I don't want to. How do you

937
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: feel about the cruise? So like you could get Yeah,

938
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: that's not my sick, that's not my It depends on money.

939
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 1: Like I'll do one if it's like a big payout,

940
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: but I'm not about to become some cruise common Yeah

941
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 1: dirty also.

942
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: Dirty thirty, Like you gotta have be like a clean

943
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 2: comed queen.

944
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

945
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: Really put y'all on a cruise though with mad people

946
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 2: that you don't know their kids and stuff.

947
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I do a theme one time cruise.

948
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: Like so, for instance, I'm excited because I'm doing I'm

949
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: doing a show with like Adele Givings and oh that

950
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: would be freaky Sherry. It's like all these black women

951
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: and legend. I don't be doing black ship. This is

952
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: like my first like with black people are inviting me

953
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: into some black Now, yes, thank you, you the best

954
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: Western thank you. It's actually pretty prettys are cute, pretty

955
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: changing iterary. This is so inspiring.

956
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 2: I mean, there isn't up to a crossing back over y'all.

957
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: You're back in the black black side. So when my

958
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: agent told me about it, he was like, I know,

959
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: this ain't really like your style of And I was like,

960
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: you know, for that money, I throw in a couple

961
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: of hay girls, I'll block it up, girl, black it up.

962
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: Just be you.

963
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 2: I mean they've seen I'm sure they've seen your stuff.

964
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 3: They mean it's different levels to black girl. Yes, but

965
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 3: that's what like the people that are coming home, people are.

966
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: Coming to see them will be like, who the why, Like.

967
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, like she's saying all her ease and all her

968
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 5: arms trash. She probably got a white man, no sequence on,

969
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 5: she had a jumpsuit was going on. She ain't got

970
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 5: no leopard on, no animal print.

971
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: And also no white man over here. That's let's not

972
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: let that no white man. Because I didn't want nurse

973
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: out there. I didn't want to perpetuate that. I know that,

974
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: let's not let that lie. Like it's like it's true,

975
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: but what you date a white man? Ever? Yeah? Sure

976
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: she has a joker. Don't you have a joke about it? Yeah?

977
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: I mean I did once that it was fine.

978
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: And said when you did it you had like he

979
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: had like a pickup truck.

980
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: That that was an experiment.

981
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to dip your toe with see

982
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: see what the other side of my heart.

983
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: Is in darkness? That's beautiful. Can we make a teeth?

984
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: That's merch right, darkness. They're gonna get merched soon. Damn No, wipe, dude,

985
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: is like explaining yourself all the time and it's just exhausting. Yeah,

986
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: but that's why you don't talk to them. You let

987
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: them pay for the food and then you leave. And

988
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: then after oh ship, there's some personal ship just you know,

989
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 1: doing a call back from earlier. Wow, friend, I don't

990
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 1: like starting ship.

991
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 2: Can we talk about how yikes? Is my new favorite Christian.

992
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: For everything? Yikes?

993
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 2: So what's next for you? Like?

994
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: What's the like?

995
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 3: Because not everybody who is the stand up comedian wants

996
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 3: to be touring and doing Madison Square.

997
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,240
Speaker 1: So people become writers.

998
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 2: Some people developed TV and you're a writer. Also, you

999
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 2: do everything I do yeah, I mean, you've written for shows,

1000
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 2: but that's been.

1001
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: My whole life. So again, like when I worked at fashion,

1002
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: I did all aspects of it, and I worked in

1003
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: install I worked for magazines like I did everything, and

1004
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 1: that's just how I am, That's how my brain works.

1005
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: But my ultimate goal is I want to be known

1006
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: for stand up. So that's why I said I picked

1007
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: a harder road because I could have gone and I

1008
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: guess I could have gone chase TV stuff more and

1009
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: they accepted more of those things or gone into the writing,

1010
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,280
Speaker 1: you know, but that shit makes me want to kill myself.

1011
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: So right now, I only accept writing jobs if it's

1012
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: I'll say like short term yeah, I'll say I could

1013
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: do eight weeks.

1014
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, And freelancing yeah, I'll consult some ship.

1015
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll come in, but then I'm out. I will

1016
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: leave you mid season. So yeah, so my goal was

1017
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: next this fucking festival.

1018
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 2: That's right, the first night of Janelle James, you guys,

1019
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: Common Festival.

1020
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: I like how black it is, and I love how

1021
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 3: it's like Foxy Leopatrick.

1022
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 2: It's like it's like it's the fund even is like

1023
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: like chocolatey.

1024
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to do I mean you know it's

1025
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: not a black festival and that everybody's black, but I'm

1026
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: like definitely, like, yeah, it's a black, it's black a

1027
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: person running it, you know what I mean, that's the vibe.

1028
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: So yeah, so this festival and then I just keep

1029
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: it moving. Next thing the next time. I love it.

1030
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 3: I love that you took over this festival that was

1031
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 3: started by a white.

1032
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: Man, Eugene Merment, and why Like Eugene is so Eugene.

1033
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 1: I didn't even really know who he was when y'all

1034
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: first started doing his festivals and as I you know,

1035
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: you hear about him or whatever. Eugene is known as

1036
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 1: like the king of the alt scene. Yeah, he started.

1037
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 1: He was one of the people who started the movement

1038
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: of doing comedy in outside of clubs, all these bar shows,

1039
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: all that shit, you know, uc B type stuff and

1040
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 1: alternative spaces, union halls and all that shit. He started

1041
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: that ship because he was doing something different. You know,

1042
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: maybe wouldn't have gotten a cellar in places like that,

1043
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: so he started his own ship. And that's my that's

1044
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: all I've ever done. Like, oh, I don't know, I

1045
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: don't I still don't know what category I'm in now.

1046
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,439
Speaker 1: So you got to start your own.

1047
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing everything.

1048
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: What are the dates for the festival? Fourth to the

1049
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: six fourth through the sixth, and we'll be on the fourth.

1050
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,760
Speaker 1: We're opening up, ship out, posting and whatnot. You guys hosting.

1051
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: I'm there. I feel like people have been confused about

1052
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: whether I'm gonna be there. It's your dare where are you?

1053
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: Are you? You're gonna be here? So yeah, you guys

1054
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: old Black Thought? Who else is on the first one?

1055
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: So Black Thought does comedy? Now, nigga, don't everybody who

1056
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: was the basketball player that was doing it? Oh the

1057
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: light skin? Yeah? And then didn't.

1058
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: Madonna do sometime or something.

1059
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: Five minutes? And we were like, like, avergon, that's what

1060
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: she's doing. I was like, this is not for you.

1061
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: But I feel like they laid her in that five minutes.

1062
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: It's a long time and somebody that doesn't doesn't know.

1063
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Madonna's one of these people that will do

1064
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 3: anything to be like relevant.

1065
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: At this point, I feel like she's.

1066
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: Like, well, what the kid's doing. They're talking about Drake,

1067
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Drake.

1068
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: To I flent back and forth between being uh, feeling

1069
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: sorry for her, and then I kind of understanding, you

1070
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because it's just like.

1071
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, who wants to be told to sit the fuck

1072
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 2: down because you you know, but I don't.

1073
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: Know about her face so crazy, like her cheeks. I

1074
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 1: used to love Madonna, so it makes me upset.

1075
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,240
Speaker 2: People get older.

1076
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay, but people get older, Yes, but

1077
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: don't they have to do that? Yeah, she's dating, really kudos.

1078
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: I'm here for her backup singers and dancers. She always that.

1079
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: It's not like I even it's not like I feel

1080
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: sorry for she living in her best life, you know

1081
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 1: what I mean. But it's just like crazy to see

1082
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: a lot of people sucking up their face right now.

1083
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 3: Yes, but now when you our world truly world renowned,

1084
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 3: and you're making money, like and you got your own.

1085
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: Private jit and stuff, do you think you're gonna botox

1086
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: a little bit? You think you're just gonna hit you

1087
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: hit the I stay out of LA Probably I won't.

1088
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: But I mean something about l A, like you laying

1089
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: like am I looking a little?

1090
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 4: Well?

1091
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: The thing is in l A.

1092
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: I just feel like people are taking care of themselves

1093
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 2: a lot better.

1094
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: No, and they also done.

1095
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 2: They'll drink of green juice but they'll also be like

1096
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: injecting things people.

1097
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: I feel like in uh, everywhere, there's a segment of

1098
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: the I feel like people in LA. If you're in entertainment,

1099
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: you're going more for on screen ship. So that just

1100
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: makes you more like every time I see myself on TV,

1101
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to go on a diet, you

1102
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And it's not until then that

1103
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: I right, you feel fine, You're like, oh.

1104
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 2: Shit, it's four K cameras, That's what it is. They

1105
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 2: cameras are disrespectful.

1106
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: When I was looking at the movies like from the nineties,

1107
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: it's just it's like it's like greeny, like I hate it.

1108
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: So I feel like in l it's just more of

1109
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: a visual type of uh segment of you know, of

1110
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: us where we're on stage and like in No Jami's

1111
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: and shit, nobody cares. And then you go out to

1112
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: l A and you're like, oh, I got to be

1113
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 1: on camera and and then you just start n pick

1114
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: and ship and then people. I mean, I've had an

1115
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:20,760
Speaker 1: uber driver like suggests his botox person and me unasked.

1116
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, in l A, you and entertainment, Oh my yeah,

1117
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 3: uber drivers in LA talk to you damn.

1118
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 1: Well, he was like an actor, you know what I mean.

1119
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 1: They all are. So it's just like, and that's probably

1120
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: his side.

1121
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 2: Hustle is promoting this bow tip, but then that.

1122
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: Ship, you know, then that ship in your hair. You

1123
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: go home and you in the mirror like do I

1124
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: need you know what I mean? So it's like it's

1125
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: very I think it's difficult to like stay out of

1126
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: that shit. I would like to not, and once you start,

1127
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: you can't stop. And then that's why I'm like, people

1128
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: are so hard on Kim Kardashian and all those other.

1129
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 3: Kik Karkashian completely upgraded her face and now I feel

1130
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 3: like she's good.

1131
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: She's gone like a little bit sexpot.

1132
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 3: I don't know the way her body looks when she's

1133
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 3: in them skin tight dresses. It looks like they said

1134
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 3: that she might have taken some ribs out like a llah.

1135
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: Jennet Jackson, Well.

1136
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 2: The thing is, it's just that your body changes once.

1137
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: In your ribs. I just can't yees, so my waist

1138
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: can't imagine it. But that's one thing about being Uh.

1139
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: I feel like the plus of me being older is

1140
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: that I don't I don't like they are I know,

1141
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 1: I don't.

1142
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 2: Trade in uh sex anymore. Like it's just like, yeah,

1143
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: I mean it's not my brand. That ain't my brand.

1144
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: People have them like Mariah Carey syndrome, where it's just

1145
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: like I always got to stay young. I always gotta

1146
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 1: be in a mid drift. I always gott to be

1147
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: in a body con. It's like, why are you wearing

1148
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 1: a peepto? It's okay, it's winter, like Mariah.

1149
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 2: Carrey down, calm down, Maria Carrie is back.

1150
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 3: But also like watched her perform on like the Tonight

1151
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 3: Show or whatever show she was on. She had on

1152
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 3: this skin tight pink mini dress and she doesn't even

1153
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 3: move her legs, like her knees just touched, and she's

1154
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, like, you've been doing this too long to

1155
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 3: be uncomfortable.

1156
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: She's not obvious, but it's like adorable, just a butterfly. No,

1157
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 1: I don't think it's adorable. It's like, come on right,

1158
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: it's all right, we know the good lift. You're over

1159
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: forty years old. She's not. She's not. That's why you

1160
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: feel sorry for them. But then also then they have

1161
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: like she's riding on the corner to her jacuzzie every day.

1162
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: So but I'm sorry.

1163
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 3: Can you feel people you're saying that they don't like

1164
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,760
Speaker 3: what Jada Pinkett's done to her face?

1165
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1166
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 2: That's what happens when you when you get fillers, it

1167
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 2: stretches out your face, So you gotta keep doing it.

1168
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: You can't do it once and then that's it. You

1169
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: do it once and then it shifts your face a

1170
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 1: little bit, and you got to keep going. You got

1171
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: to keep feeling it. Really, yeah, you sure, I'm positive.

1172
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 2: And then there's like, Kylie, stop getting fillers in her lips.

1173
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: I feel like might be different than your face and

1174
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: your actual face because because gravity never stops working on you, Nope,

1175
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: it is dragging you down. Yeah.

1176
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 2: So she's just it's just piling up.

1177
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: It's just too much, you know. And I still think

1178
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: that she looks nice. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, I'm

1179
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: I mean, when you see these people in person, you're like,

1180
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know what I mean, these aren't

1181
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: regular people.

1182
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 2: Well that's the skin thing.

1183
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: That's so. Yeah. I don't really give fun. I'm a comedian.

1184
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: My whole vibe is I'm a comedian. I ain't out

1185
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: here to have abs and ship like I didn't didn't

1186
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: want a different baths, make jokes and alone.

1187
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 3: What's to look when you're doing these like bigger shows,

1188
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 3: like are you?

1189
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: Amy don't dress up at all? So I'm like, well, ship.

1190
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 2: She got on a hoodie.

1191
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: She doesn't. She's like, why y'all dressed like? It's very

1192
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: because I had I didn't know Amy until just like

1193
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: a couple of months ago. So it's just like funny too.

1194
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: I like her, like, I just like her whole fucking

1195
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 1: vibe and ship and so like. But with Chris, you know,

1196
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: that's black people on and I mean and I would

1197
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: have to as well. You have a stylist. Yeah, yeah,

1198
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: Like he was like, can you get your ship together?

1199
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: Because I had been doing white ship so long T shirt.

1200
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: I was on my Luisy K black T shirt and

1201
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: he was like, was like, that's that's your rehearsal. He said,

1202
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: you like black people are like get that together. We

1203
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: do on a show.

1204
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 2: Put on on some leather you know, the whole leather onesie.

1205
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 2: I got leather pants because of Chris Rock. I was like,

1206
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 2: let me do this whole thing.

1207
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: But Amy like, shoot, if I was if I was

1208
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: dressed like this, she'd be like, why are you so dressed.

1209
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 2: Up and you're like, shirt, I have a scarf on.

1210
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like you would do it

1211
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: like a little past meaner thing on stage. It depends

1212
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: on my mood if I A'm feeling it. I rolled

1213
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: right out of bed and went went to and did

1214
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: a show like well ghost and there were doing the

1215
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah, and here we are. You know, it

1216
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: hasn't slowed me.

1217
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 2: Down, Like listen to these jokes.

1218
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: You know, you see what my face looks like. Yeah,

1219
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 1: Instagram is for you know, I've done my diva face.

1220
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: He's like all you know, teenage till I had my

1221
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: second kid, like all heels all the time. I didn't

1222
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: own any flats. I'm done. I'm good. So like Dick,

1223
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: they didn't stop coming coming.

1224
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 2: Thews on these baggy clothes. Wait, that's another thing to

1225
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 2: put on a T shirt in while I have these shoots.

1226
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I ain't saying fall apart, but I got

1227
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: a ship to do. This ship. Yeah. I don't think

1228
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: people realize how fucking much work being praised. Like I

1229
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 1: just I got a ship to do, So maybe I'll

1230
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: come back around to being fancy.

1231
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: And so it's like, yeah, you can do what you want,

1232
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: which is blessed. Yeah, you're up there in a boyfriend Jean.

1233
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 2: You still look good at her. You guys still.

1234
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: With you emails after guys going on here Now you're

1235
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: perfect Rick.

1236
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 2: Charles and her right now. I mean, I appreciate it,

1237
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 2: but nobody loves me more than me, so.

1238
00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't even need it. Big. I was like, I'm

1239
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: so nor I feel like that's what it should be.

1240
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 1: No one should love you more.

1241
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 3: And there are a lot of people who are in

1242
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 3: the entertainment industry who they doubt everything, everything that they do,

1243
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 3: They doubt every compliment that they get, and it's like,

1244
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 3: you're not tired.

1245
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: I think those are the people who A lot of

1246
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 1: people I've met so many nutcases and this ship and

1247
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 1: a lot of the people who grew up like I'm

1248
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: gonna be a star or nuts and they they're the

1249
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: ones who nitpick or they feel like they deserve or

1250
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: they're not doing well enough. Like, yeah, I'm not in

1251
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: that zone.

1252
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 2: I'm not there ever since I met you, you've never been.

1253
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 2: I was like, I was very for sure of herself.

1254
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here to have fun. I'm not like trying

1255
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 1: to change the world or I'm just like, this is

1256
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 1: what I'm doing for right now. I don't even know

1257
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: if I'll do comedy for the rest of my life.

1258
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 2: Work that get on part term, secure the bags now

1259
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 2: or whatever you want to.

1260
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 1: I just want to. I just want to experience life.

1261
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: That's my whole shit. Okay, So do.

1262
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 3: You have any and I know you smoke like a

1263
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 3: decent amount of weed. Do you have any advice maybe

1264
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 3: for somebody that's listening, like how they can.

1265
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: Be like live their best life. Oh, how they live

1266
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: your best life? Don't pay attention to nobody else. Boom.

1267
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: That's one thing.

1268
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 2: I don't feel like you post stuff on Facebook and

1269
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 2: then walk away.

1270
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: I do. I don't throw Instagram. I scroll Instagram very

1271
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: I mean. The thing with the Internet is I understand

1272
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: and try to remember to understand that that everything that

1273
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: we do on the Internet is to sell us things,

1274
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: even if it's not in the form of an advertisement.

1275
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: When I pose something and I make you feel like

1276
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: you're insufficient, so you go buy something to make yourself

1277
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: feel better, it's all That's all it is. We're being manipulated.

1278
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: So I try to use the Internet knowing that I'm

1279
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 1: being manipulated. I'm like well I'm going to use it too. Yes,

1280
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: so you do it. Yeah, but I've been feeling actually

1281
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: kind of gross, especially with promoting this festival, like we're

1282
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: all selling ourselves. So it's kind of gross, you know

1283
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: what I mean, And if you think about it, But

1284
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: but you want the the festival to be successful, not

1285
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 1: just the festival itself, but just as a comedian and

1286
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: having to be on the internet, you are selling ourselves,

1287
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: you know. And you just have to remember everybody's putting

1288
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: up forth a persona. I'm not posting my bad ship.

1289
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: Even when I post my bad ship, it's it's intentional, Yeah,

1290
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So, yeah, that's so living

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Speaker 1: your best life. Odd's on your own paper, eyes on your.

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Speaker 2: Own paper, Professor James. Yeah, it's really once you get

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Speaker 2: bogged that when you when I'm here, like especially other

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Speaker 2: comedians like so and so is doing this.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't know half the ship

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Speaker 1: people are doing. And if you are paying attention to

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01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: yourself and you're doing shit, when you hear other people

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01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: are doing shit, you're happy for them unless you just

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01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: don't like that, bitch, you know what I mean. But

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Speaker 1: happy for everybody, but you you you don't become obsessive

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Speaker 1: about who got what and da da da, because I know,

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Speaker 1: So this is one funny thing that I used to

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01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: be like with the person I was with at the time,

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01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: like so and so this, and and he'd be like,

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01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: would you have wanted to do that? And I'm like no, See,

1306
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: like everything isn't for you. The ship that's for you

1307
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 1: will come to you or you make it yourself, you

1308
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, if you're not getting something

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01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: that you think you deserve, make that shit yourself in

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01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: a great time in that we can cultivate our own

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01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: fan bases. You really don't need industry if if we

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01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: don't want if we don't want it, you know, and anyway,

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01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: they're pressed. So if you have content and you have

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Speaker 1: stuff to sell.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna buy it because they don't have anything, so

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Speaker 2: they don't have the ideas.

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Speaker 1: That's another advice. It's whole like push for like I

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01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 1: must have an agent, and no, that's not your These

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01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: motherfuckers don't come to you and tell you. Prove that

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01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,439
Speaker 1: you can make money right, right, and once you're making money,

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01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: you have the power, you know what I mean, Like

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01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: they work for you, right and then I mean you

1323
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: still got to pay them, Okay, that is it's not raggedy.

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01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: That ship is a lot. I know, it is a lot.

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01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: I just drove my manager and that was like like

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01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: breaking up with somebody. Like it's very like because you

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01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: had been with this manager for a long time, just

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01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: like no a year. But how industry integrates themselves into

1329
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: your personal life and makes it feel like like y'all

1330
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: with Dayton, you know what I mean. Like, And also

1331
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: just to fire somebody is very you know what I mean, man,

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01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: that was somebody.

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Speaker 2: But when I think about that ten percent, I'm s

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01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 2: what else you guys coming up? Janelle, and you're like,

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01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 2: you know, I don't need some money coming in. It

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01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 2: wasn't just about a ten percent, but it made it,

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01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 2: It made it easier. That percent is big.

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Speaker 3: My manager sent me, uh an invoice for the work

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01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 3: that you know that I did this year.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, that's that's so much money. Yeah,

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01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 2: and I condulated also.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we don't do it for that reason an

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01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: agent as well. No, so I have a manager or

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01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: had I had a manager, an agent and a lawyer

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01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 1: and a lawyer so twenty five percent. Yeah, So it's

1346
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: just like and then you get your enery years and

1347
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: you're like, I mean there's much more, I mean how

1348
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: much money like where I And You're like, but at

1349
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: least motherfuckers was like, you know, they always want to

1350
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: take you to dinner and ship and I'm like, I'm like, motherfucker,

1351
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm paying for that. I am an it's not a perk,

1352
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

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01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 2: It took me to get some lobster. I said, okay,

1354
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 2: well I'm gonna get it exactly.

1355
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: Like I'm fancy, I'm really doing well. But she put

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01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 1: that card down and I knew it was basically my card.

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01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You like, oh, I'm treating myself

1358
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 2: well today, you know.

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01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: So uh yeah. So that like just again, just like

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01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 1: that's the and do whatever. I just I do whatever

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01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: I want. I really do, like I mean, and and

1362
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,600
Speaker 1: try and try not to hurt people along the way,

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01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: but I really just I just do whatever I want.

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01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 2: That that's all you can do is do what you

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01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 2: and do it.

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01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: If you're not having fun, then it's like why are

1367
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: you doing it? Like do the stuff that makes you

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01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: laugh and have a good guess, yes, and then you

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01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: know as you as you advanced. A thing I have

1370
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: I've had to remind myself is like I asked for this,

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01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 1: Like you get so tired, You're like, what the fuck

1372
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: didn't And it's like, oh, this is what I wanted.

1373
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to be busy. So if I did have

1374
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: a vision board last year, it would have said I

1375
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 1: want to be busy. Yeah, because it felt like I

1376
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: had so much space in between gigs and that of

1377
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: the hours I want, and now I'm so busy that

1378
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: I have to be like, oh, this is what you wanted.

1379
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you were able to have a herd

1380
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: to I'm so sorry, Thank you so much for being here.

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01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: Now give them your Instagram, your social Oh so, Janelle

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01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: James is my name, and that's Janelle James Comedy on Instagram,

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01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 1: Janelle Jcomic on Twitter, and I'm one of the few

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01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 1: comedians still left on Facebook. That's so good. Yeah.

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01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, grown women in the house talking to all your

1386
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 2: aunties and ship.

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01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 1: So please follow on all of the platforms and come

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01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 1: out to the man. It's gonna be come to the festival.

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01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fabulous. It's a big endeavor that I'm

1390
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: doing myself. Me and one other person are putting this hole.

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01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 1: Where can people get tickets Janelle James Comedy Festival dot com,

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01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 1: Bellhouse dot com. Uh, and we're gonna post it on

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01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: Did you know James also the name of a stripper,

1394
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: because I feel like she's a porn star. Porn star

1395
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: there's a difference, Okay. Yes, And I was just saying,

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01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: just recently before when you would google my name, she

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01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: would come up first. But I'm beating that bitch.

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01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,520
Speaker 2: Okay, she got Netflix.

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01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 1: Yes, you started beating double penetration. You know you're going place, You're.

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01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 2: Going places kids all your clothes and so you're proud.

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01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: Also, you did not bang Lady Kravitz. I did know

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01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 1: of you as well. Okay. I feel like the story

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01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 1: is better that way, Honestly it is. And you saw

1404
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 1: him and it wasn't awkward. It was like, hey, no,

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01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm growing, I'm not inamed with him anymore. Honestly, look

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01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: at God.

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