1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: subject keeping it all in the family, Keeping it all 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: in the family. But right now the nephew is here 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for is enough? Well, Charley, 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: you know they have child daycare. You know they have 7 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: child Will you drop your kids off? You understand that, 8 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:26,280 Speaker 1: right of course, But they also have adult daycare? Will 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: you drop your parents out? And has this? Yeah? Not 10 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: understanding you fis to see too much? Well, we've been 11 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: to drop somebody. Mama, hold on right a kid? Hello, Hello, 12 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach this Sharon please, Yes, this is Sharon. 13 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: Sharon's My name is Even. I'm giving you a call 14 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: from adult daycare. Okay, my name is Evan and I 15 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: got your number and all your infra nation here on file. Um. 16 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: It looks like you're gonna be joining us starting on Monday. 17 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: So we're excited to have you, and I wanted to 18 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: just give you a call and kind of give you 19 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: the lay of the land of what we have here 20 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: and how how much fun you're gonna have being here 21 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: most of the day with herself. For my understanding is 22 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 1: you're gonna be here probably the majority of this year. 23 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: What are you talking? What are you talking about? Being there? Where? Here? 24 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: At the adult daycare? Adult daycare? Where? Where's that? What 25 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: are you talking? Okay? What you said? Your name is Evan? 26 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: My name, My name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And your 27 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: daughter is Diane you know, yes, well she's the one 28 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: that has just signed up. You're gonna be at the 29 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: adult daycare, so I'm assuming she's gonna be dropping you 30 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: off every morning? And how are you talking about Evan? Evan? 31 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: Hang on a second. Al Right, First of all, I 32 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: don't know who you are. You don't know who I am. 33 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: I don't know how you know who my daughter is. 34 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird 35 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: and like you're trying to get what do you what 36 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: do you want? Do you want money to me? Are 37 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: you like a solicitor? No? No, no, no, ma'am. No, 38 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: no no not at I'm a share No, I'm your daughter. 39 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: Can signed you up to be here at the adult 40 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 1: daycare during the day I'm going to I don't know 41 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. There's no way she would do that. 42 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,399 Speaker 1: I don't day here what do I need to don't 43 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: they care for? So what? Well? Evidently are you home 44 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: alone most of the time during the day. Who cares 45 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: if I'm home alone? Who? Why are you asking me 46 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: that you're trying to break into my house? No? You 47 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: are man share Okay, look, I'm hooked up to that 48 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: uh nine one month stuff. Things like I could just 49 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: do a panicle right now and don't trace this call 50 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: and then come to you and arrest you because you're 51 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: harassing No, no, no, no, okay, miss Sharon, I'm not 52 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: harassing you. Your daughter Diane came in and up. Yeah, 53 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: she signed you up for you to go to this 54 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: daycare Monday to Kodi why she's at work, so she's 55 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: going to be dropping you off and then she'll pick 56 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: you up in the evenings on her way home from work. 57 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: I don't know where you got that from. I don't 58 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: know who told you that. Yeah, you got me do 59 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: what his name? And this is really freaking me out, 60 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: you know a little bit over here, Ivan, because I 61 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: don't know why you know my name? You know my 62 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: daughter's name. Ah, this is like the only reason I 63 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: know name, Miss Sharon, is because she came in and 64 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: gave all the information, and she has paid for you 65 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: to come to the adult daycare on a daily by Yeah, 66 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: yeah here. You know what, you sound like a nice guy, 67 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, you're smooth, you got 68 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: a nice voice, You're you're you know, like you know 69 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: what to say. I don't know who the hell you 70 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: are though, I don't know what we're talking about, you 71 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I'm not calling a no 72 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: date here center. I'm not going with date heare center, 73 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: corrantate because I'm fine. Just get that through your head. 74 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with me. I stay home, I got 75 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: a dog, I walk the dog, I go street shopping, 76 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: my daughter comes over. Everything's fine. I don't need a 77 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: date care center. Say what I'm saying that there is 78 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: there is there a reason why she would sign you up, ma'am. 79 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: She must, she must be looking out for your best. 80 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: You know your help. Let me ask you, Let me 81 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: ask you. Are you single? Are you single? Are you married? 82 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: What does that have to do what anybody? I'm not 83 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: coming to no date here center, all right, evan, Like, 84 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: if you want to come to my house and you 85 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: want to see how I live, you can. I'm switching this. 86 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,039 Speaker 1: I'm switching it up. Okay, I don't need to come 87 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 1: to your home. I'm more concerned about making sure you're 88 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: comfortable here at the adult day when you get here 89 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: on Monday. Yeah, I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm 90 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: not coming because there's nothing wrong with me. I'm not 91 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,720 Speaker 1: coming out of my house. But I'll pay you for 92 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: even you. I don't know, Like I like your voice. 93 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: I just like your voice. How old? How old? Um 94 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: um fifty fifty? Have you ever been with an eighty 95 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:27,840 Speaker 1: nine year old lady? Wow? Nine? And you sound really nice? 96 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: Like at first I was scared of you. At first 97 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: I wanted I'll be honest, I was scared of you. 98 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 1: And now I'm not. Like I don't know why. I'm 99 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: just not you know what I mean? Like you just 100 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: sound not Yeah, I know who you are. But okay, 101 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 1: so will you be there? Will you be at the 102 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: DAYCARET like you? Because I like to meet you. I'll 103 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday, But 104 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: I mean not ums Sharon, I won't be able to 105 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: I like that, Miss Sharon. That's nice, ahead, Goad, Okay, 106 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 1: So should I should I reach out to Diane about this? 107 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: He reach out to hers, sir, reach out to it. Okay, 108 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 1: well you're not. Yeah, you're not gonna come in Monday. 109 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,039 Speaker 1: I don't know. You're gonna be very Just light the Sharon. 110 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: It's not about me. It's about you coming in and 111 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,799 Speaker 1: you're gonna this is where you're gonna be, uh, Monday 112 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 1: through Friday from all right. You know, there's there's there's 113 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,359 Speaker 1: there's other people your age here. There's there's a lot 114 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: of ladies your age and a lot of men your 115 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: age here. I'm not in the ladies. I'm not in late. 116 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 1: I didn't I'm not trying. Yeah, not into it. I'm 117 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: into you. Okay, um, yeah, I think it's a situation 118 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: like your your daughter doesn't want you to be by yourself. 119 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: Who did you? Could I call you back? Can I 120 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 1: call you back? Yeah, let's call you back. Let me 121 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: call you back in a couple of minutes. I'm on 122 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: the shore and I got pulled my off of the thing. 123 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: This is the first this is ever happened to me. Okay, 124 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: uh ms, Sharon, Can I tell you who I am? 125 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: I am Matthew Tilling me from the Steve Arvey Morning Show. 126 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: Your daughter Diane got me to prank. Call you, but 127 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: I promise you you're different, you're sor I promise you 128 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: I'm different. I promise you I'm different. Here it relates 129 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey, like the guy on TVs got out 130 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: of here, he is gorgeous. Called me back, all right, 131 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 1: call me back, all right, all right, Okay, I love you. 132 00:07:53,960 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, think I kind of got Yeah, yeah, 133 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 1: she started flirting with me. You huh, go there. Sexy. Yeah, 134 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: what you want to be, don't you? But not like 135 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: not with No. I want to be sexy, but not 136 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: to people. Careful, Yeah, be careful what you wish. Yeah, 137 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: they're probably gonna be pulling off in front of nobody, 138 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: you know, so sex God gon, nurse at Home You're 139 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: the truth saint like killing at the nursing at home. 140 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 1: Thank you. New Disillusion Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter, 141 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: subject keeping it all in the family. We'll get into 142 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:53,959 Speaker 1: it right after this