1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: subject I didn't know there was side pete etiquette. Okay, 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: we'll get into that. Right after this, the nephew is 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got now? Soon? Golly, golly, 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: that's the name of soon golly go come, okay, Doug, 7 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: let's go. Hello. Hey, I'm trying to reach uh TII 8 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: Is that is that your name? Ti? Yeah? My name 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: is Who is this? Hey? This Kennedy? Man, you can 10 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: call me Keim, but that this Kennedy. You work with 11 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: my wife with my wife Katrix? Oh yes, yeah, yeah, 12 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: I work with working up for years. Man. What's going on? Okay, Hey, 13 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: what's what's what's up? I came in if I met 14 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: you before not, I ain't sure, but I've seen your 15 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: your face, y'all be uh the work the job, y'all 16 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: be doing this? Um? This this this zoom thing right, yeah, 17 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: we do zoom for conference calls. Man, what's going on? 18 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: What's up? Okay, So so let's let's take hear me out. Man, 19 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 1: So this is what's going on. I noticed, you know, 20 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: I passed by the office, my wife in there doing 21 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: the zoom thing, and I see, you know, all these 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: people on there and y'all doing the I guess y'all 23 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: doing the conference call or whatever. But you know, when 24 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: I look closer, Yeah, but when I look closer, you know, 25 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,399 Speaker 1: it seemed like when my lady talking. You know, when 26 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: my wife talking, seems like you you over there, uh, 27 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: touching yourself, winking your eye, you know, like you're trying 28 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: to make passes at her, get her a hint or something. 29 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what going on, if you're 30 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: trying to throw her some sign leg on or something. 31 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: But all this little this, this, this, this, this, this 32 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: zoom gollic GOLLI boys, this here gotta stop. Dog wait 33 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: wait wait, First off, man, you got me messed up 34 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: and and another thing. Man, take all that base out 35 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: your voice. You're gonna talk to me with a little respect. Now. 36 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: I've been doing your wife for years, man, I got 37 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: nothing but the utmost respect for her. I would never 38 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: do anything that just suspects them. And I'm I'm married myself. Man, 39 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 1: I wouldn't put myself out there like that. So what 40 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: is you? What? What what are you doing? Why? My 41 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: wife talking on this, on this, on this, on this zoom. 42 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: What is you doing, yo, I'm not doing anything about 43 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: my job. Man. And again we both grown as man 44 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: because you ain't gonna talk to me any kind of ways. 45 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: They're gonna talk down to me. Man, you ain't gonna 46 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: call my phone and tall talking like a child. Okay, 47 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: I'm let me let me okay, let me let me 48 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: go and put it. Let me put this out here 49 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 1: right here, tyd. Let me let me tell you right here, tyd. 50 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: Let me tell you that right now. I'm telling you 51 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: right here for lord, I swat to you. Man. If 52 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,079 Speaker 1: I see my if I when my wife get on 53 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: this zoom again, if I find out you on there 54 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: touching yourself look like you winking out of I promise 55 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: you as soon as this this, this this virus get through, 56 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: I promise you all that zoom golic GOLLI gonna get 57 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: your ass what I'm telling you right mother, and no 58 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: dog cut your bulls got on that damn conference. Man, Hey, man, 59 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: like got I've told you, okay, man, you need to 60 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: quit talk to me that way. And you know what 61 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 1: cut by the way, man, you're gonna call me and 62 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 1: talk all this now you man, you ain't gonna be 63 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: with my wife with that bulls touching yourself? Man? What 64 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: you What did you winking? Your mother? And I fun? Man? 65 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: Your Are you crazy or something? Are you touched in 66 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: the head? Man? What's with you? I ain't touched. I'm 67 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: gonna touch your mother and asks up if I find 68 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: out you on that zoom with that that all that 69 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: zoom goli golli bulls gonna get you stop. I tell 70 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: you what you are. You better thank God for the coronavirus, 71 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: because if it was anything different, I be at your 72 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: house for your ass right now. You hear what I'm saying. 73 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: You can say what you want and do what you 74 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: want want. By the fact, soon as this get up 75 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: out the al, it's me and you, partner. Oh zoom 76 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: got it, got it? Me and you. I ain't nothing 77 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: between us for the opportunity whenever you're ready. But I 78 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,119 Speaker 1: ain't nothing between us but that i'm virus. And as 79 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: soon as that it's gone, it's me and you. I 80 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: told my wife you was over there doing that bulls. 81 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: I talked to tre Stead. I told you more than once. 82 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: I have nothing more respect for your wife but me 83 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: and you. We ain't. Bro. Yeah. Wait, so man, all 84 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: this bulls you're calling me on my phone talking all this. 85 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying to do something. I got a married woman 86 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 1: in the South, me crazy right now, you get out 87 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: your mind? Man, what how were you ready to go 88 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 1: over here? Get your aunts? Well you go ahain't come 89 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: over here, you're go ahead? Jump Okay, let me ask 90 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: you this here. Do you know do you know Dwayne 91 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: Bean and Big Mike? Do you know them? Hell yeah, 92 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 1: I know them, my boys? Man, So what you know 93 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: about them? What I know about them? What I know 94 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: about them? Tie is they told to listen to me. 95 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,919 Speaker 1: They told me to call you. This is nephew Timmy 96 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked. 97 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 1: You got pranked by your boy Dwaine beat the Big 98 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 1: More Day ye him. Hey man, we gotta laugh during 99 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:31,360 Speaker 1: this time right now, babe, Man, that is the most 100 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 1: safe Thank you. Man. Hey man, So y'all your job 101 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: doing all these uh y'all doing zoom conferences. You're doing 102 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,839 Speaker 1: a lot of them. Yeah, man, that's all we've been doing, man, 103 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: because you know, we can't go anywhere, we can't meet 104 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: up with people. So man, we've we've been doing him 105 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: a whole lot, man, that's all we've been doing. I 106 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: hear you were hanging there, man, Be safe, keep your 107 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: family safe. Man. It's try to put a laugh on 108 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 1: somebody's face. That's all the nephew trying to do. Man. 109 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 1: And you know what, man, we appreciate everything you do 110 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 1: during this time. Man, you guys are helping us stay up. 111 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 1: So thank you. Bro. Alright, many, let me not this man. 112 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 113 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey showing to fight? Yeah? 114 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: Almost got it? You almost got it? Got it? Got it? 115 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: Bullcorn right there? Okay with that? Yeah, stupid is the key. 116 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: And as long as I'm doing that, as long as 117 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:39,159 Speaker 1: I'm owning up to that, as long as stupid is 118 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 1: the key, I haven't never a doubt. It's it's not 119 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 1: the key coming. It's just what we It's just what 120 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 1: we stuck with. Now. I resent that. Now what does 121 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: that mean? I do? And I rejected with you. I'm 122 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 1: totally you. You you hear two times a week, so 123 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: your vote is so limited. You just like black people 124 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: was in the Constitution. You three films. Let's see my 125 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: three fisces. I disrespect what you said. Well now you 126 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: had it and it stands to be true though what 127 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: you got to say. Seven, I was just gonna say 128 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: you did hire him. Just keep that in mind. No, no, no, 129 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: I was for us, both both both highs. Was out 130 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: of pity. We ain't gonna alright, So finish your thought 131 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: and after you after that, Yeah, come on, come on, 132 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: Well you don't know how to bounce back, We'll just 133 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: come on. Tell us how stupid you that's what you 134 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,239 Speaker 1: was getting. Okay, I'm gonna be stupid. Last and eighteen 135 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,640 Speaker 1: and uh, Virginia Beach, Virginia Beach. I would be there 136 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 1: at the Funny Bone. So tickets are on sale right now, 137 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: sixteen seventies and eighteen of July. Um, getting ready to 138 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: getting ready to post up in DC for about four 139 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: months because the nephew got two most seasons of Ready 140 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: to Love in Washington, d C. You are next on 141 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: the map. Okay, we did Atlanta two seasons, we did 142 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: Houston two season. Now it's time for Washington, d C. 143 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: Because Ready to Love and that your host is on 144 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: the way. Okay, now I'm not stupid when I do 145 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,599 Speaker 1: that show. I'm sexy Julian and you're not gonna No, 146 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: you're not. You know what. I don't like to talk 147 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: to two ugly people. We gotta game, all right. Look 148 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 1: coming up next, thinking, nephew, it is the Strawberry Letter 149 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,920 Speaker 1: of the subject. I didn't know there was a side 150 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 1: piece etiquette. We'll talk about it right after this. You're 151 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: listening to the same Harday Morning SHOWM