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Speaker 1: guest Gard known as I was gonna call you something

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Speaker 1: know if you've ever done that before, if you know

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Speaker 1: what that has been, but that's the Uh, that's the

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Speaker 1: one staple of the game that I will play more

426
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Speaker 1: often than not. So you bet against the four and

427
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Speaker 1: the ten. Yeah, so what happens is the payout is

428
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Speaker 1: extremely low. It's it's one to two. The odds are

429
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Speaker 1: one to two, so I have to lay fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: to win, and I don't lose money unless someone rolls

431
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Speaker 1: a four. But I don't win money unless someone rolls

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Speaker 1: a seven. So if the point is the six and

433
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Speaker 1: someone rolls a seven, everyone craps out, but I win.

434
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Speaker 1: But if it's the but if it's the opening role

435
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Speaker 1: and I'm on a No. Four or No. Ten, someone

436
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 1: rolls a seven, everybody in the table wins and then

437
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 1: includes me too. But it's very, very slow. Well, we

438
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Speaker 1: do a tutorial podcast on how to win it, craps. Yeah,

439
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: we can do that whenever we go back, if we're

440
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Speaker 1: allowed to. Well, they say Vegas is gonna be opening

441
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 1: up soon. Alright, I think sin will be opened up

442
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: and find out with the mayor. Al right. Carlos in

443
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: Houston says, hey, Ben, what's the origin story of Angry Bill?

444
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Speaker 1: And he's he really into beast reality. Carlos, A great question.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know Angry Bill in real

446
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Speaker 1: life He's just a character that calls the show. He

447
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Speaker 1: lives in Jacksonville's him Nutley, New Jersey. And he really

448
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: became known in the Mallard Militia a couple of years

449
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: back when there were people getting drilled. It was like

450
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: a shooting gallery at baseball games, and this became a

451
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: big story, and then they were debating whether to put

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Speaker 1: nets up or not. And I was in the anti

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Speaker 1: net category at that. You know, just pay attention. You're

454
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Speaker 1: not gonna have had baseball games for a hundred years.

455
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 1: It's relatively safe considering all the people that go to

456
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: baseball games. It's not like a shooting gallery. And so

457
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Speaker 1: I did a monologue about that, and Angry Bill, who

458
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Speaker 1: was just Bill, called up and so what about a

459
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Speaker 1: nine year old girl? You know that whole thing, And

460
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: so that led to the legend of Angry Bill, the

461
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Speaker 1: lunatic that screams in the radio. And he we know,

462
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Speaker 1: he got busted for bank robbery at one point, so

463
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Speaker 1: he's got that on his resume. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: that he actually is into b steality. I don't know

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Speaker 1: many people who are actually into b steality would promote

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Speaker 1: the fact that they're into be stiality. I think that

467
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: would be something that you just kid about but not

468
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Speaker 1: actually do. But I'd like to think that he doesn't

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Speaker 1: do it, but I don't so. Uh. Next one from

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Speaker 1: Richard in Texas, Ben, is it possible to have j

471
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: Moore fill in when you have a night off? Al Right?

472
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't take nights off. That's number one.

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Speaker 1: Number two, JA no longer works at the company, so

474
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Speaker 1: and he hasn't worked at the company for years. So

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go x nay on the j r

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Speaker 1: mo A. I think that you just take the last

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Speaker 1: letter and then put at the beginning of the world.

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Speaker 1: That's pig Latin, right, Yeah, so it would be Jay's

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Speaker 1: name would be h y j r MO I think

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Speaker 1: would be his name and pig lab But but no,

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Speaker 1: I like that you like J and I like j J. J.

482
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Speaker 1: J was nice when he worked at the company. We

483
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: got along pretty good, and people said we had a

484
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: similar style our styles of radio. But I don't know

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00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: what JA is up to these days. Uh, Checky writes,

486
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Speaker 1: and he says, Ben, can you please replace gascon or

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Speaker 1: make him be interesting or knowledgeable in future editions of

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Speaker 1: the fifth That's from from Shacky. Well, Shacky, that's a

489
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: great question. We have been trying to make gas Got

490
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 1: interesting or at least knowledgeable, and so far we have failed.

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00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 1: We have failed, but we will still fight the good fight,

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00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: and we we hope you know it's not we haven't

493
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: completely given up. We haven't completely given up. I'm just

494
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: here from my good looks. Is that what it is?

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00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't know why are you here? I'm not sure.

496
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: A couple of reasons. I mean, one is uh, I

497
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: inspired you to do this podcasts last year. I motivated

498
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: you to this podcast last year. I don't know. You

499
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: didn't inspire me. What happened was I was working at

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Speaker 1: w e I in Boston. I was I was doing shows.

501
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: I was double dipping, double doing the w e I thing.

502
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: And then what happened to the magic of radio network

503
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: radio the Ben Maller Show, which was not on a

504
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 1: big station of the Boston market. We were actually on

505
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: a political station on the AM dial that nobody even

506
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: knew we were on. We got shifted to five, the

507
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: Sports Hub, which is a blowtorch of a station. Unfortunately,

508
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: it is a rival, a blood rival of w e

509
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: I and the Boston Radio wars and so I can't

510
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: I couldn't still work at w e I, and I

511
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: wanted to do something in addition to the radio show,

512
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: and so that led to the podcast. Well, I like

513
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: that you're taking credit for the fact that I lost

514
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: the w e I gig, not that I got fired.

515
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: I got removed because they couldn't keep me on. I

516
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: was on a competing station. It's not entirely accurate because

517
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: we were talking about doing Benny Versus the Penny on

518
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: a podcast edition only as opposed to on your shell. So, um, yeah,

519
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: that's a lie. Why would you lie to people like that.

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00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm not lying at all. There's no lie at all.

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00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: There's no lie at all talking about removing Benny versus

522
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: the Penny so you wouldn't be broken up with the

523
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: commercial breaks. So now that's that's part of it, but

524
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,479
Speaker 1: that's not the main driving force behind that's true. Um,

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00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: moy Is is from den Verses. Hey Ben, as a

526
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: proud man, what hurts more to you? And gag on

527
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: a saying paying off a bet or saying sorry, all right,

528
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 1: well I've always paid off my bets number one, as

529
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: you know, a Moyses, I always pay off my bets.

530
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 1: When I lose a bet, I pay off. That's when

531
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: when you gamble, that's part of gambling. You lose a bet,

532
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: you gotta pay off the bet. That's how it works, uh,

533
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: saying sorry? I think in a public setting, I've often

534
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: done rants about this with public figures. When you apologize,

535
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: it just is a bad situation, it really is. You know,

536
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: in in individual one on one deals, then you should

537
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: absolutely apologize, right, you should absolutely apologize for bad behavior.

538
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: Right as an adult, you know, and you're you're taught

539
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: that that you know your apology, you acknowledge the mistake

540
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: and you atoned for it and all that stuff. But

541
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: when you're a public figure, the rules are different. It's

542
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: a bad idea because the normal rules of social behavior

543
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: or do not carry over to that particular world. Because

544
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: when you apologize, then there's seven thousand other people. So

545
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: you should have done this also, and you should apologize

546
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: for this, and it never ends. So I'm gonna go apology.

547
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: What about you? Guess? I hate paying off bets. I

548
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: hate losing. You lose a lot, No, I don't. I

549
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: think the worst bet that I had to pay off

550
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: was the one that I had with the with the

551
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: colleague of ours. Brian No, we had bet on the

552
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: Super Bowl a few years ago, Patriots and Seahawks, and

553
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: he is an absolute ball washing double fisting of Russell Wilson.

554
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: He's he loves that guy. And oddly enough, he took

555
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: the Patriots to win that Super Bowl. And I said,

556
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: you know, and I'll take Russell Wilson in the Seattle Seahawks.

557
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: And you know, we bet like a hundred fifty bucks

558
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: and I losing that fucking pick in the end zone

559
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: and it it's burned with me ever since. So probably

560
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: the worst bet that I had to pay off. Fox

561
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation.

562
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: Catch all of our shows at fox words radio dot

563
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: com and within the I Heart Radio app search f

564
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: s R to listen live. All right, Johnny writes, and

565
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: he says, who's the one person in your industry right

566
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: now that you would like to baby powder slap? And

567
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: he says, by the way, mine is gag On, that's

568
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: the one I would like to for the way he parks,

569
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: that's from Johnny. Well, that's a great answer, David Gagan,

570
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: is a fine answer. I think everyone in the business

571
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: would like to just bitch slap, David Gascon, and I

572
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: think that is I always said baby powder slap. I'm sorry,

573
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: and there's no one be able to get away with that.

574
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: Though it's different like you could say that like on

575
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: Twitter or through like an email, like you can get

576
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: away with it there, you can't get away with it

577
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: in person, especially the media hacks out here. You'd probably

578
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: tired halfway putting through the baby patter on your hand

579
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: little and trying to wind up for a slap. Wow,

580
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: are you are you done here? Are you well? I'm

581
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: still you're still going? Sorry? Yeah, calm down, you know,

582
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: everything will be okay. I was channeling my inner blind Scott. Yeah. Oh,

583
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: let's see here. What's next? Answer the question who would

584
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: you want to who would you want to slap? It's

585
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: inappropriate if I answer that question. Oh, you're such a

586
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: soft still working in the business. You're not really working,

587
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: so you can answer it, you know. Kevin writes, since

588
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: there is a question for gag on, do you wear leggings?

589
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: I do wear leggings exactly. We're leggings when I play hockey,

590
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: leggings I wear. First of all, I'm considerate because I

591
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: wear leggings when I play hockey because my leg pads.

592
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,719
Speaker 1: All right, we don't need the whole song a day

593
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: you were legs Okay, he has to pads will move

594
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: all over the place, and where leggings when I trained

595
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: because I swept like a bastard. All right, lou from

596
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: the LBC rights and he says, when this pandemic is over,

597
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: will you be taking a family trip together to Europe?

598
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: Uh no, No, I'm gonna go to Europe at some point,

599
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: but I got to get another job that pays a

600
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: little more money. Here we go, Here we go, before

601
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: that happens. So tiny tiny violin on sad you're using again.

602
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: You're using mine with your A thief in the night

603
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: is what you are. You're using my trademark material, smallest violin.

604
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: I've been using that line for years. Bad job by you.

605
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: I can't I can't take a trip to Europe because

606
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't have the job that allows me to work

607
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: from home save money on gas and haircuts and everything else.

608
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: But it's fine, Well no, I'm saving money and listen,

609
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: I but I you know, year, I'm worried. I'm not

610
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: gonna fit in cars in the hotel. You walk everywhere

611
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: you're not in cars. Who cares? Get a bus, get

612
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: a bus pass, get a ticket. I don't know because

613
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: of the corona, man, I might get cooties from someone

614
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Mack, you know, I'm sorry. I was

615
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: flashing back to like when I'm reading I was seeing

616
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: on the news. All right. Uh, here's when Darryl in

617
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: Nevada says, will you now be a Buccaneer fan that

618
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: Tom Brady and Gronk are in Tampa. Uh, Darryl, No,

619
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be a Bucketeer fan. However, I would

620
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: love an old school nineteen seventies Buccketeer hat with that

621
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: orange logo with the the knife the knife in the

622
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: mouth there. I love that logo size eight by the way,

623
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: if you want to send out the Fox Sports radio.

624
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: But but no, I will not be a buckety fan.

625
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: But we will talk about the Bucketeers. They will become

626
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: one of the glamour teams. So Tampa moves up the

627
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: pecking order of the NFL and they become one of

628
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: the teams that we're gonna talk about until Brady gets

629
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: hurt and Gronk gets hurt. But they will move up

630
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: the list absolutely. Ja in Scottsville, Kentucky. He's listening to

631
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: the podcast he writes in he says, if you could

632
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: only be stuck with one style of music, between rap

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Speaker 1: or death metal, what would you choose death? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: going death metal. Yeah, I'm going death metal. Also give

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Speaker 1: me the death metal. IFEK, that's easy. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's hard at all. Uh. Bennett forced to abandon the

637
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Speaker 1: Dodgers for another team, Who would you be choosing? Jay

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Speaker 1: also asked, well, yeah, I like the Red Sox also

639
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Speaker 1: from my time doing Boston radio. But I'm a Dodger

640
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Speaker 1: guy at my heart, and I like the Red Sox

641
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: a little bit, but mostly the Dodgers. Uh. Let's see

642
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Speaker 1: truck driver Joe for um. The Pocono's right. So he says,

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Speaker 1: if you had twenty four hours to be in be

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Speaker 1: any kind of animal in the world, what would you

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Speaker 1: be and why? That's a good question. That's a fascinating

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Speaker 1: question by trucker Joe. I like that. These are the

647
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Speaker 1: kind of questions I would like to get more of

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Speaker 1: a good job by you, trucker Joe. Um. All right,

649
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Speaker 1: so I got to I got two choice number one

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Speaker 1: the you know what, the largest animal in the world

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Speaker 1: is guess are you aware of this? The largest living,

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Speaker 1: breathing animal in the world on planet Earth? You know

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Speaker 1: what it is to be a whale? Right? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a blue whale. The blue whale is the largest animal.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be kind of cool to be swimming free

656
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Speaker 1: in the ocean and go anyway? I guess. I guess

657
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Speaker 1: you only have to worry about those nets. But how

658
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Speaker 1: don't do they catch blue whales? I don't know, harpoon

659
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Speaker 1: a blue whale? But these things are massive, right, the

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Speaker 1: blue whale is insanely used to be that animal and

661
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Speaker 1: to travel around, and then the other one would just

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Speaker 1: be like a lion, right, that would be pretty cool

663
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Speaker 1: to walk around and have that everyone shipping of pants

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Speaker 1: all the other animals in the animal kingdom, or or

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Speaker 1: a rhino to have that rhinos get any of those

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Speaker 1: big what about you guess? Well, one of them was

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Speaker 1: gonna be whale. So if it's not a whale, I'd

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Speaker 1: say a shark. How about a colossal squid? Would you

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Speaker 1: like to be a colossal square? If I were to

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Speaker 1: be in the water, to be a shark, But if

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Speaker 1: follows on surface or an air, I'd be a bald eagle.

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Speaker 1: Another one will be alligator. All right, wouldn't you like

673
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Speaker 1: a gator? A lot of fear factor around gators, at

674
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Speaker 1: least for humans. Yeah, but you can't carry, you can't

675
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Speaker 1: cover a lot of ground. Yeah, and you have those

676
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Speaker 1: little alligator arms too, like alligator arms murder. Here we go,

677
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Speaker 1: here we go. Point that out and just take a

678
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: shot at a harmless, successful rookie quarterback. It's fine, not

679
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: very good. He fell apart. The league found out his

680
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: ability at the end of the year. He didn't play

681
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: well the last five weeks. Look up the numbers. Uh,

682
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 1: he was very poor at the last of five weeks

683
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Speaker 1: or so. All right, Uh, here's another one. Didn't I

684
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: get the name on this wire? People in the sports

685
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: media constantly mixing their metaphors. It's firing not clicking on

686
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Speaker 1: all sudden ers. So this guy is triggered by metaphors

687
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Speaker 1: being messed up. Well, yeah, let me let me explain

688
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Speaker 1: something to you. First of all, you shouldn't care. You're

689
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Speaker 1: your little anal retentive if you care about this kind

690
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 1: of stuff. Secondly, it's just word salad. All these idiots,

691
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: these blow hards, gas bags like myself, all try to

692
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Speaker 1: be cute. We all are saying the same thing and

693
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Speaker 1: we're just trying to say it differently to stand out.

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Speaker 1: That's essentially what we're all doing, right, We're all saying

695
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: the same ship all day long. We're just trying to

696
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: repackage it and put bells and whistles on it. That's

697
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: essentially what our job is, right. I mean, we don't

698
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: have a lot of hosts that do listener color Power

699
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: hours and just check out. You're so jealous, you do

700
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Speaker 1: not you don't want to share the shine. You don't

701
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: want to share the shine. You don't want to share

702
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: the glory, the glory with other people. You're so selfish.

703
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: You are so selfish, you schmuck. All right, our friend

704
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: Tom from Folks and Tom's a funny guy. I like

705
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Speaker 1: this guy Tom. He's a Charger fan. And I was

706
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: born in Fullerton. Did you know that, guest gun I

707
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: was born popped out of my mom's womb at hospital

708
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: in Fullerton. About that anyway? Uh, this person Tom writes

709
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Speaker 1: and says best food ever eating at a sporting event.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is easy, and I hate doing it

711
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Speaker 1: because it's the hated hegantes. But the first time garlic

712
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: fries became a thing for me was at a Giant's

713
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Speaker 1: game and I think that was I might have been

714
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Speaker 1: even a candlestick. He was either a candlesticker. It was

715
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Speaker 1: the first week of the new ballpark which they opened up.

716
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Speaker 1: But I love that. And then I've said this for years,

717
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Speaker 1: the greatest hot dog I've ever had is the Finway

718
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: Monster Dog. The Finway Monster Dog is the perfect cot dog.

719
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Speaker 1: I remember I was at a cold night. It was

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Speaker 1: a Red Sox Blue Jay's game at Finway, and I

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Speaker 1: was I happen to have access to get around. Family

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Speaker 1: were on the Green Monster and it was a cold

723
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Speaker 1: night and I had that Monster Dog. My god, was

724
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,439
Speaker 1: that great greatest hot dog I've ever had? What about you, Gas?

725
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: What did you have on the monster Dog? Uh, it's

726
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: not like a mustard and little catchup? Yeah, that's it.

727
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: You're it's a great hot dog. It's it's Oh, it's amazing.

728
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's my list. You can have your

729
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: own list. It's my list though, all right, you do

730
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: you won't even answer. You such a pussy willow. Jason says,

731
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: I have an interest in listening to a verbal octagon

732
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: between Justin and Cincinnati and Curly sue Justin Cooper? Who

733
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: would win? Man, Well, listen, Coop. Now Coop would win,

734
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why because Cooper has the ultimate

735
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: gatekeeper power and he would just mute Justin and Cincinnati,

736
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Speaker 1: So Coop would win. That that's not even close. Uh,

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00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: let's hear Major Matthew says, reporting live in Miami's listening

738
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: to the podcast in Miami says home of the metaphysically

739
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: sports analysis. Uh weed man hippie says, Uh. Question social

740
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: distancing in the concession stand and bathroom policies are blank?

741
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: Will the fans stop doing the wave? He wants to know?

742
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: All right, Now, here's the thing. I think it will

743
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: definitely be some adjustments. I was reading a story this

744
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: week about that. Maybe I'll do a monologue next week

745
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: about it. Where they're talking about you know, limiting. You know,

746
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: you come in the arena, you only go to your seat.

747
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 1: You can't go anywhere other than your seat, which seems

748
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: what if somebody has to take a ship? You know,

749
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,959
Speaker 1: that seems like a problem. Um, and you know, different

750
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: little things like that. The other thing I think about,

751
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: when until this gets settled down, if you do allow

752
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: fans back. One of the traditions going to a ballgame

753
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: is you get like a bag of peanuts and then

754
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: they pass it down the road. I don't think that

755
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: will be happening anytime soon. I think that will will

756
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: in that tradition, just as long as they don't get

757
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: rid of those those peanut vendors though, because some of

758
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: those guys have rifle arms. Is that right? Yeah? I

759
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: mean when you're go to Dodger Stadium, there's like the

760
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: older guys, like fifty sixty years old that can still

761
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: chuck it up a couple of rows and get guns.

762
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: Let me say, and I forget the guy's name, Frank

763
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: and l I knows. The guy's name was Buddies with

764
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: a guy that worked at Dodger Stadium and Staples Center.

765
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: He passed away last year. Great fucking guy he worked

766
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: at like he was at like Ebbittsfield in Brooklyn, and

767
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: he had told me stories that was just wonderful his

768
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: whole life, like hawking peanuts and nachos and all that stuff.

769
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: And those guys have great stories to tell from being

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Speaker 1: at the ballpark and stuff, you know, interacting with the

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00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: fans and all that and I met a guy when

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Speaker 1: I was in Boston. Thats uh. He worked at Finway.

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Speaker 1: He worked at Finway for like forty or fifty years

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Speaker 1: or something like that. And you know, older guy living

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Speaker 1: out in mccape and with his wife who was a

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00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: big fan of the show and forced him to listen

777
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: to the show, and and uh, and he was telling

778
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: me stories about you know, back in the eighties at

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Speaker 1: Fenway with Conseco and some of the crazy stuff even

780
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: before that. So it was I love hearing those old stories. Great,

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00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: all right, you want us to put the baby to bed?

782
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: Is that what you're you're wanting wanting us to do? Here?

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Speaker 1: Guess not a want. But I'm getting checked out of

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Speaker 1: my domin here. Good. So there was a positive message,

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00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: so I don't have to the positive message from Patricia

786
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Speaker 1: in Vegas, who's a fan girl of yours, so I

787
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: don't need to read read at least. Well, no, you

788
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: said we were up against it. It's fine. You can

789
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: give her my number and email address. Here we go,

790
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: dirty dog you Yeah, she says, how did you end

791
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: up with David Gascon as your partner for the podcast?

792
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: She's a big fan. I volunteered. No, Well, management just

793
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: put us together. It was not money because management knows

794
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 1: what my name is. Let alone very important to the company.

795
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Speaker 1: You're essential. That's what you're still going into the studio.

796
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: You're essential. It's not essential. Matt and Rochester, New York says, Hey, So,

797
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: if you were granted the ability to be the goat

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Speaker 1: of an obscure sport such as curling, corn hole, et cetera,

799
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: what sport would you pick? I know what you would pick.

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00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, let's see. Uh all, yeah, you guess

801
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: what go ahead. It'd be acts throwing. No, although that

802
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: would be good. Like that would be that is machiesmo

803
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: cutting down trees and stuff like that. That's pretty good.

804
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: I would go major league eating, though it'd be like

805
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: Joey chestnot. Come on, it's too easy. No, it's not easy.

806
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,240
Speaker 1: You try to eat seven thousand tacos in ten minutes.

807
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: You can't do it. No, I'm easy for you, like

808
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: you ate your entire life. Not anymore, though I've been

809
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: I eat like twice during the week. It's not it's

810
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: not the same man. Back in the old days, I could,

811
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: I could do it, but yeah, cutting down would would

812
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: be uh you know those power lumber competitions pretty good. Well,

813
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: not only those, but you get certain guys that throw

814
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: those little um they throw the little axes, a little

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Speaker 1: pick axes that they throw a targets now yeah, yeah, yeah,

816
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: that's pretty good too. Yeah. All right, listen, that is it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, another weekend in the books. Were back on

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Speaker 1: the radio recapping the NFL Draft tonight Sunday night into Monday,

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Speaker 1: depending on when you're listening to this podcast. Two am

820
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: in the East, eleven pm in the West, and we

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Speaker 1: will have just for guests, we're gonna have a power hour,

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Speaker 1: which I know you're excited about. Follow me on Twitter

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Speaker 1: at Ben Maller, Instagram, Ben Maller on Fox Facebook, Ben

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Speaker 1: Aler a Show. And you can follow Gagon as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at David J. Gascon on Twitter and at Dave Gascon

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. And that's just J not J A y right, correct, alright,

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Speaker 1: just a letter J. All right. Listen, have a great day,

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Speaker 1: stay healthy, Thanks for downloading the podcast, Tell a friend,

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