WEBVTT - Coke Zero is Cis Passing (feat. Cole Escola)

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<v Speaker 1>Well, originally they made root beer with g that was

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<v Speaker 1>that was the original recipe. I love so you dirty pop?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that era of our lives were like

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<v Speaker 1>that was like I mean that it's such a catchy

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<v Speaker 1>little like dirty pop pop. Do you know that justin Timberlake?

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<v Speaker 1>Just did you know that he co wrote the I'm

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<v Speaker 1>loving it jingle? It's a good justin Timberlake. When it's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's its royalties for every time McDonald's uses the bottle

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<v Speaker 1>pup ba that makes me so upset. Well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what also I'm loving is that we have Cole s

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<v Speaker 1>fully here today to talk about soda, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting topic for this podcast, and I'm as super

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<v Speaker 1>excited to get into a conversation literally about soda with

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<v Speaker 1>Cole who if you don't know who Cole is, like

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<v Speaker 1>you truly are are sleeping on some of them some

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<v Speaker 1>of the best culture that exists, truly. Cole is a comedian, actor, producer.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen them on Search Party, on z Way, on TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube, truly everywhere, and um, today we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>talking about our favorite carbonated beverages. We really didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to expect from this episode, and we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>so many things that aren't soda pop, but like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you, this is one of my faves. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is like a virgin the show where we

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<v Speaker 1>give yesterday's pop culture today's takes. I'm rest on you now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fran Toronto. Spot up? Do we have to pay?

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<v Speaker 1>Justin Timber? Like, now I saw Josie on the Pussycats. Finally, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's terrible. It's terrible. I'm going to kill you. I

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<v Speaker 1>understand why people love it, and that is not my

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<v Speaker 1>sense of humor. I think that the movie should have

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<v Speaker 1>just because you don't have a good sense of human

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<v Speaker 1>The movie should have just been Alan Coming and Parker Posey.

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<v Speaker 1>And if the movie was just Alan Coming and Parker Posey,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been an amazing movie. I can't do

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<v Speaker 1>this with you. The Pussycats are not compelling. Three of

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<v Speaker 1>the most uncompelling protagonists for a movie I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how they were cast, especially the lead girl,

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<v Speaker 1>like she literally looks Rachel Lee Cook. She looks like nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks you are you are infuriated, like a shadow

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<v Speaker 1>of a human being with a face like a plain

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<v Speaker 1>white I ke A Plate and I know that, I

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<v Speaker 1>know that art is subjective, but I want to I

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<v Speaker 1>want to objectively say that you are wrong. I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Josie and the Pussycuts is one of the

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<v Speaker 1>best movies ever made and every person in is a star.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's move on from this argument and talk about something

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<v Speaker 1>that we both love, which is girl Girl Girl Girl Girl, Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Girl Girl, which is f Y Island. Um. We for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason forgot to talk about it last week, even

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<v Speaker 1>though it was the thing that we were like the

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<v Speaker 1>most excited to talk about. And for anyone who doesn't know,

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<v Speaker 1>f Boy Island is a HBO Max reality show, um

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<v Speaker 1>that is now in its second season. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>it must be said that like a show with a

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<v Speaker 1>title FY Island, which is a bad title for a

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<v Speaker 1>team hosted by Nicki Glazer. It sounds it sounds allah

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<v Speaker 1>milf Island, like thirty rock farce of a reality TV show,

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<v Speaker 1>and it kind of is. It kind of is. But

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is like, if you know Rose and I

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<v Speaker 1>you know that sometimes we like stand idiot culture and

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, this is so good, minions, I'm a thinking god,

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<v Speaker 1>but like this is a legitimately prestigiously executed reality TV

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<v Speaker 1>show that has totally to me like blown so many

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<v Speaker 1>different kind of reality TV tropes out of the water

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<v Speaker 1>with crystalline jokes, an excellent conceived contestants that are mind blowing,

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<v Speaker 1>lee stupid and yet nuanced and like manipulative. The so

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<v Speaker 1>the format for for virgins who have not watched it

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<v Speaker 1>is that there are in every season, there are three

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<v Speaker 1>women who are looking for love and a group of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four men who have either come to the island

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<v Speaker 1>as f boys who you know, only want sex and

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<v Speaker 1>money and nice guys who are actually king for love.

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<v Speaker 1>And the women have to go on dates with these

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<v Speaker 1>guys and then at the end of every episode figure

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<v Speaker 1>out who they want to eliminate, and when the suitors

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<v Speaker 1>are eliminated, they reveal whether they're an F boy or

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<v Speaker 1>a nice guy. And the way the show ends is

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<v Speaker 1>that if the women pick an f boy, that man

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<v Speaker 1>has the ability to take the hundred thousand dollars that

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<v Speaker 1>is up for grabs to themselves or split it with them.

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<v Speaker 1>But if they pick a nice guy, then they split

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<v Speaker 1>it and you know, like ostensibly run off into the

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<v Speaker 1>sunset to be in love and what's funny is like

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<v Speaker 1>the actual competitive stakes of the show are really driving,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's a really good engine for the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, you don't really care about the

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<v Speaker 1>money as much as you care about like how it's

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<v Speaker 1>all going down, Like you know, over the course of

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<v Speaker 1>the show, it's not always a mystery what the status

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<v Speaker 1>of the competitors are. And I think what's really interesting

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<v Speaker 1>is watching these women, even when they're presented with the

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<v Speaker 1>cold hard evidence of their love interest being a fuck boy,

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<v Speaker 1>still are like, but I can fix him. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>actually like a scientific examination of the human condition and

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<v Speaker 1>our our predilection to falling in love with bad people,

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<v Speaker 1>like bad men, and thinking we can rehability. One thing though,

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<v Speaker 1>that I do like about this show is that the

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<v Speaker 1>women are not pitted against each other and they they

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<v Speaker 1>each choose kind of their pool of men pretty early

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<v Speaker 1>on the season, so they're not competing for the same guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and they actually help each other out a lot. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also really like I think, especially in season two,

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<v Speaker 1>Nikki Glazer, the host, spends a lot more time with

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<v Speaker 1>the women and gives them advice, and there is this

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like camaraderie and like sisterhood built between them

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<v Speaker 1>and they help each other out, which is such a

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<v Speaker 1>nice change from most of reality data. You would think

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<v Speaker 1>that they would be pitted against each other, that there

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<v Speaker 1>would be cat fights, that they would manipulate, that the

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<v Speaker 1>producers manipulate them against each other. But I would say

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<v Speaker 1>that even though the Funk Boys really do have an

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<v Speaker 1>upper hand in the game, you can't say can't say

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<v Speaker 1>fun is so hilarious. I love that these women just

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<v Speaker 1>like really getting the trenches together, and that even though

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<v Speaker 1>the Funk Boys sometimes have an upper hand in the game,

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<v Speaker 1>the show is through production, through the way that the

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<v Speaker 1>game is created, through all of the jokes that the

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<v Speaker 1>host makes, is all designed to humiliate these men. It

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<v Speaker 1>is completely and devoted to showcasing the idiocy of these men,

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<v Speaker 1>their lack of basic human relational skills, and and exploiting

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<v Speaker 1>that for comedy. It's very men. Am I right? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you watch all three episodes that dropped this. I loved

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<v Speaker 1>when they were like, um, this is where we would

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<v Speaker 1>put the footage of their date, but so funny. I

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<v Speaker 1>also love that pretty much all of the f boys

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<v Speaker 1>are named Garrett, Jarrett, Gary, or like Jared wait friend,

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<v Speaker 1>are you are you an F they are a nice uh?

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<v Speaker 1>And if they are a nice them, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>have some F they tendencies. I'm not gonna lie, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think that anybody that knows me would probably say

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<v Speaker 1>IM a nice thing because I'm kind of I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really have game, and I feel like that is the

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<v Speaker 1>the kiss of death for most nice guys. As like

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<v Speaker 1>nice as they are, they don't have like game, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and that turns the girls off. Well, Rose, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you consider yourself? Do you consider yourself an F girl?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an F girl? I mean, I know you're an

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<v Speaker 1>F girl, as if I needed to ask a girl. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so who are you rooting for for this season? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. It's not about that for me, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like the truly answer was the Italian stallion Danny. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Danny for me. Danny has bad hair and the

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<v Speaker 1>facial hair and terrible facial hair, and still and still

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<v Speaker 1>he is so sexy to me, and I think that

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<v Speaker 1>is a techn it disgusting. I was really fix him.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the basis statement of the show. I could

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<v Speaker 1>fix him. Um, what else have you been watching this weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't really been watching a lot of TV. I

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<v Speaker 1>did read a book this weekend that I really liked.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Her Majesty's Royal Coven. It's by Juno Dawson,

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<v Speaker 1>who is a British author, and it's an urban fantasy

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<v Speaker 1>about this group of witches who were like friends and

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<v Speaker 1>childhood and now they're like kind of coming back together

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<v Speaker 1>in their thirties. And it examines the idea of in

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<v Speaker 1>a world where women are witches and men are warlocks

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<v Speaker 1>and they're sort of like a power and balance between them,

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<v Speaker 1>what happens when there are trans witches, which is I

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<v Speaker 1>think really interesting for a fantasy novel to examine. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also like very funny and very like there are so

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<v Speaker 1>many like really obvious references to things like Buffy and Charmed,

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to I want to read. It's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I I read it in a weekend. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>really quick read. It's going to be a trilogy. The

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<v Speaker 1>book ends on this like insane cliffhanger. It's also it

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<v Speaker 1>deals a lot in turfi Ism and the villain of

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<v Speaker 1>the book is a turf and it's it's so cool

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<v Speaker 1>to see this like very real war old evil turned

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<v Speaker 1>into this very fantastical evil. Um, and the book is

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<v Speaker 1>very much I think because Juno is a trans author

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<v Speaker 1>in the UK, like it very much reads as a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of direct response to J. K. Rowling's disgusting terfism,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really enjoyed it. Definitely recommend it. Um. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>so you saw Thor and have now watched You've now

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<v Speaker 1>gone backwards and watched the first couple Thor movies. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm very interested to hear what you thought of them. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I watched the first and half of the second because

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<v Speaker 1>I think the second one is like I think most

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<v Speaker 1>people say that that's like the worst one. I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to watch them, honestly, Rose because you said you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of preferred that that style to take a a t

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<v Speaker 1>d S takeover, and I knew that I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to like Tagas movies more. But like I loved the

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<v Speaker 1>first Thor movie and I thought it was so I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I love that the lore of Thor and everything around

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<v Speaker 1>Asgard is very like Lord of the Rings, like very Rivendell,

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<v Speaker 1>And I like that there is a kind of medieval

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<v Speaker 1>energy that pumps through the first two movies in a

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<v Speaker 1>way that has kind of taken away from us in

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<v Speaker 1>the tycha iteration of it. Obviously, I'll always want like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of comedy and reality and things that are based

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<v Speaker 1>more in like like the humans of And something that

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<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate about the most recent two movies is

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<v Speaker 1>that like Thor becomes someone who's in you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like Thor is sensitive, like a kind of

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<v Speaker 1>weird baby. Um. I think that it's really cool that

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<v Speaker 1>there's this like quintessential character flaw of him being like

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<v Speaker 1>toxically masculine in the first movie that has like really

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<v Speaker 1>brought him to such a full character arc um in

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<v Speaker 1>so many different ways, to be a much more self

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<v Speaker 1>realized person who maybe you know it, is proud of

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<v Speaker 1>his emotions and sensitivity sometimes Or isn't afraid to love

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<v Speaker 1>and and um and still makes mistakes, but at least

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing with better intentions and thinking of other people

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. I don't know, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>about the growth of it that I appreciated. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>even though that these four films that divided by two

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<v Speaker 1>are very separate, I still felt like the arc was

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<v Speaker 1>great um And I think Thor is honestly one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite franchises. Did you notice that in the first

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<v Speaker 1>movie his they bleached his beard and eyebrows and it

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<v Speaker 1>was so weird, so weird. I was like, why, I

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<v Speaker 1>I really failed to understand, Like, does Thor really have

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<v Speaker 1>to be canonically arian blonde like so much that they

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<v Speaker 1>needed to bleach his brows and beard like it looked

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<v Speaker 1>so fake. I just like I could not like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just not the t um But I but,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm so glad they fixed his wig and

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<v Speaker 1>got him together for these most recent wait we both

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<v Speaker 1>saw um Love and Thunder. Yeah. I I agree that

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<v Speaker 1>the movie. The Thor films have definitely evolved a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I like what they've evolved into, but I, as you said,

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<v Speaker 1>I do kind of prefer the vibe of the earlier movies.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, can we talk about the fact that, like

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<v Speaker 1>we were told this is what this was going to be,

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<v Speaker 1>like some super gay movie, and it was that it

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing of the sort. It was nothing of this sort.

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<v Speaker 1>And you would think that when we see this promotional

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<v Speaker 1>image of Tessa Thompson Natalie Portman with their arms looking

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<v Speaker 1>like that, their arms girl like the and they're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to give us even an inkling that maybe they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hook up like that was so and Natalie it

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<v Speaker 1>was actually overwhelmingly hetero. It was overwhelmingly heterosexual. There was

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<v Speaker 1>like a brief moment at the beginning where this character

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<v Speaker 1>named Axel could maybe be considered trans or they're teeing

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<v Speaker 1>it up to maybe be a trans character in the future,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't even want to get into because it's

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<v Speaker 1>so conspiratorial and that's exactly what they want us to do. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a brief moment where Tessa Thompson's character Valkyrie

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<v Speaker 1>talks about her ex girlfriend and then what the rock

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<v Speaker 1>guy says that he has to dads, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off. And then he does get a boyfriend at

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<v Speaker 1>the end. Yeah, yeah, that was fine. But it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care about the fucking rock guy. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>queer representation. He's a rock, He's a Rocks are part

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<v Speaker 1>of the community. Okay, part of the plus if everything,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did we learn nothing from everything? Just about

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<v Speaker 1>to say Phoebe said, please don't erase my eco sexual

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<v Speaker 1>ideait I'm sure, Um, Rose, I just I know you

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<v Speaker 1>and I already discussed this off Mike, But like we

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<v Speaker 1>have to say on the record that Natalie Portman's wig

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<v Speaker 1>rotted absolutely. I mean, she phoned this movie in. They

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<v Speaker 1>gave her a billion dollars and she said, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to give you the stupidest ship you've ever seen, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can put this Amazon shake and go. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think her acting. I think her acting was exactly

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<v Speaker 1>as good as the movie Um deserved, you know, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was. It was funny, it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting. It was a stark contrast to watch the

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<v Speaker 1>first movie after because she is her and Thor are

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<v Speaker 1>so much more totally grounded and it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 1>true romance most of the time, and the stakes are

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<v Speaker 1>much higher and then not really had to pivot to

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<v Speaker 1>being Taikawait absurd Um. And I don't know, I thought

0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:09.760
<v Speaker 1>the plotting was just like very lazy throughout and that

0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.840
<v Speaker 1>all the performances suffered through that. And I also just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted way more Tessa Thompson. Why didn't she get to

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<v Speaker 1>keep the Thunderbowl? Like why did she have to give

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<v Speaker 1>that up? I was like, that's like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a perfect weapon for her to have now. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I thought Christian Bale was just Voldemorre. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Christian Bale was actually the best part of

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<v Speaker 1>the movie. I thought he was. I thought he was

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<v Speaker 1>legitimately scary. I mean, I don't even want to give

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<v Speaker 1>him flowers. I thought it. I just thought that the

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<v Speaker 1>conceit of the villain was to Baltimore and I was,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I couldn't. I was certainly the look of

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<v Speaker 1>the villain was very Voldemore. The look of the villain

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<v Speaker 1>was extremely Voldemore. I thought that like a kind of

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<v Speaker 1>necromancer shadow dweller thing. I was, like, that just feels

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<v Speaker 1>Lord of the ringsy Voldemort. Well, I mean, everything is drive,

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<v Speaker 1>But I think this is this is a movie that's

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<v Speaker 1>a It's literally about bringing all these you know, gods

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<v Speaker 1>from different pantheon's together. It's like the most derivative it

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<v Speaker 1>possibly could be, which I thought was on the writing level,

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<v Speaker 1>really fun. There's this scene where all the gods they

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<v Speaker 1>go to like a god convention essentially, or like a

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<v Speaker 1>meeting of all the gods, Greek gods, Norse gods, like

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<v Speaker 1>God's from all over and um. And I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>that was like I laughed throughout and it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the better parts of the movie. I

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<v Speaker 1>think don't need to see Russell Crowe and the m

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<v Speaker 1>see you though, Like my fucking god. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the movie is fine. The movie is really fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>mostly like just kind of don't think we need more

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<v Speaker 1>Thor movies. And I wonder if there's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>another one, because you know, Comic Con was this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>and they announced like the next two phases of Marvel,

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't look like there's another Thor movie coming

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<v Speaker 1>anytime soon, although I'm sure he'll show up in other stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>like the two Avengers movies that are coming out. God,

0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I am so I'm fatigued just hearing the announcement of

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<v Speaker 1>two more Avengers. But I'm so excited for Agatha Coven

0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:20.120
<v Speaker 1>of Chaos obviously. I'm also excited for Echo, this kind

0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:23.920
<v Speaker 1>of indigenous story that we're getting. Oh did you watch

0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the Black Panther trailer? No? Was it good? Oh my god, girl,

0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:31.480
<v Speaker 1>It's like it was very emotional. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>have goosebumps even and Angela Bassett was eating Oh my god.

0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's one of my favorite Marvel films ever.

0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I actually need to rewatch tbh um. Speaking of Angela Bassett,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a nice segue into talking about Nope, because

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<v Speaker 1>did you see the incredible impression of Angela Bassett that

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<v Speaker 1>Kiki Palmer did as part of her Nope press tour. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't, and I haven't seen Nope either. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to check it out. Well, I want I'll talk about

0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:01.360
<v Speaker 1>Nope briefly because I'm sure once you see it will

0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:05.000
<v Speaker 1>do like a more deep dive discussion. But what I'll say,

0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:08.520
<v Speaker 1>and I'm still kind of like formulating my thoughts about Nope,

0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:10.919
<v Speaker 1>but it was a very different movie than I was

0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:16.120
<v Speaker 1>expecting it to be. It was much more thoughtful. It's

0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:20.199
<v Speaker 1>still like, you know, a big summer action blockbuster, but

0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:24.600
<v Speaker 1>like much more heady than I was expecting. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you're like kind of placing it in the pantheon of

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<v Speaker 1>horror sci fi action films, it's much closer to Arrival

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<v Speaker 1>than it is to Independence Day. If that's like the

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<v Speaker 1>spectrum that I'm creating for for where those kind of

0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:50.200
<v Speaker 1>sci fi movies can be. And it's not scary, right,

0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:53.359
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think it was very scary, But what I'm saying,

0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:56.800
<v Speaker 1>it's like it's much more hetty and thoughtful and like

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<v Speaker 1>introspective and like is really trying to say some thing

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<v Speaker 1>about I think like celebrity and surveillance culture. Um. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, well, I won't spoil anything. We'll talk about

0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:12.040
<v Speaker 1>it more once you've seen it. But KICKI Palmer is

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<v Speaker 1>such a star, um, and she is incredible in this film.

0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I liked it much more than Us, which I did

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<v Speaker 1>not really love. I loved Us. I felt like it's

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<v Speaker 1>such a difficult, like sophomore follow up to the masterpiece

0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:33.840
<v Speaker 1>that is Get Out with Note. I'm I'm really excited

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<v Speaker 1>to see it, um, but I want to keep my

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<v Speaker 1>hopes low. As a huge Jordan Peel stand like I,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like every I just wish he would just

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<v Speaker 1>make more. I want like more and more and more

0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:45.480
<v Speaker 1>from No. I think I think it's good for him

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<v Speaker 1>to I think quality control is very important and that's

0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.520
<v Speaker 1>and that's what keeps him as you know, he really

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<v Speaker 1>is now a must see director. Like when I saw

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<v Speaker 1>the movie on a Saturday afternoon, it was packed and

0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:16.639
<v Speaker 1>his films are no event event movie is I was

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed to drink soda and or pop um when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a kid. We were a healthy household. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so you you call it pop? So did you grow

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<v Speaker 1>up in the PMW, the Pacific Northwest, and we call

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<v Speaker 1>it pop. We call it pop. But in other places,

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<v Speaker 1>can you break down the soda slash pop dichotomy? If

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<v Speaker 1>not binary, I don't know where. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>the line is. I don't know if it's the Mississippi

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<v Speaker 1>or dialectical. I mean, I know in the South they

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<v Speaker 1>call it it's all coke. It's all coke, right, it's

0:22:49.840 --> 0:22:53.000
<v Speaker 1>even pepsi as coke. Yeah, and even seven up is coke,

0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Like what kind of coke you want? Yeah? Because what

0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:57.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of coke you want? And then some people say

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<v Speaker 1>cola like put my as he tastes like pepsicola exactly

0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:05.520
<v Speaker 1>is already famously said. But you fall on the pop

0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:10.200
<v Speaker 1>lines pop. But I wanted to be not from where

0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I was from, so I called it soda as like

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<v Speaker 1>a kind of sort of like, I'm not like you all,

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<v Speaker 1>not like other girls. I'm not like other girls. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have to know why is soda or pops so

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<v Speaker 1>important to you? It's well, I mean it says so.

0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, already we know now that Fran was parented, Yes,

0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 1>because of pop a k A soda. It was that dangerous,

0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:39.239
<v Speaker 1>It was that and like what did you grow up

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<v Speaker 1>drinking pop? Like what kind of soda was? Yeah? I did,

0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:46.320
<v Speaker 1>but it was restricted. So um, you know when I

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:49.840
<v Speaker 1>was a teenager, only diet sodas were kept in the house.

0:23:50.520 --> 0:23:55.119
<v Speaker 1>My mom was very like health conscious. Um my grand

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what, I guess I do know what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of soda every person in my life prefers, you know,

0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:06.800
<v Speaker 1>like I know my grandma will only drink like caffeine

0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:11.960
<v Speaker 1>free diet coke, the caffeine free that nice pretty gold can. Yeah.

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:14.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm a coke girl unless I'm on an

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<v Speaker 1>airplane and then it's ginger ale all the way. I

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know why ginger ale tastes better in the air,

0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 1>but it does well. They say that like, um, it's

0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:27.919
<v Speaker 1>like the bubbles, like when you order diet coke on

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:31.199
<v Speaker 1>an airplane that, um, it takes a long time for

0:24:31.240 --> 0:24:33.439
<v Speaker 1>the bubbles to go down, like in the air for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason. So it's one of those days harbonated longer.

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:39.040
<v Speaker 1>But it's one of those things that flight attendants hate

0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:40.760
<v Speaker 1>it when you order diet coke because they pour it

0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:42.359
<v Speaker 1>and then they have to stand there and wait for

0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:47.679
<v Speaker 1>the like the foam to go like like another diet coke.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a flight attendant on my flight here. She

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<v Speaker 1>I slept for like most of the flight, but I

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:55.639
<v Speaker 1>did wake up when the beverage cart came around and

0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:58.120
<v Speaker 1>she bent down to be like, anything for you, sweetie,

0:24:58.200 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 1>and I you know, I was wearing a mask and

0:24:59.760 --> 0:25:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I and I gave it for you. By the way,

0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:04.440
<v Speaker 1>I said, UM, can I have some apple juice please?

0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Because that's like that might go to flight beverages or

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:12.240
<v Speaker 1>apple juice or ginger app if I'm flying economy. That

0:25:12.320 --> 0:25:15.639
<v Speaker 1>is that's very like tummy safe. Yeah, it is, um,

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:18.040
<v Speaker 1>And she went, I can't hear you, sweetie. And I

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:23.920
<v Speaker 1>was like, and all have an apple juice. And she said,

0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:26.280
<v Speaker 1>I still can't hear anything you're saying. And I went

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<v Speaker 1>an apple jice and the song chops, and she went,

0:25:33.080 --> 0:25:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I still can't hear it. What what what a thing

0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:37.480
<v Speaker 1>you're saying. And the person next to me was like

0:25:37.520 --> 0:25:40.680
<v Speaker 1>getting annoyed because I was being very loud, right, um,

0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:42.439
<v Speaker 1>And so I pulled my mouth down and I'll have

0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:44.920
<v Speaker 1>an apple juice and sonships. She was like, okay, now

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I got it. The mask on. She wanted to see

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:51.040
<v Speaker 1>the lips. I mean maybe she was hard of hearing.

0:25:51.080 --> 0:25:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like no, no, no, no, no, let's

0:25:53.560 --> 0:25:56.879
<v Speaker 1>let's put her on black and here's her name and

0:25:56.960 --> 0:26:00.399
<v Speaker 1>her bad let's and this is the flight root that

0:26:00.400 --> 0:26:04.720
<v Speaker 1>I took. That old not old enough, I mean five minutes.

0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:06.960
<v Speaker 1>And we've already learned so much about the cultural power

0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:09.919
<v Speaker 1>of soda and or pop. Honestly, I mean I grew up,

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:12.520
<v Speaker 1>that's all. That's all we drank. I don't know if

0:26:12.520 --> 0:26:14.360
<v Speaker 1>I ever had water until I moved to New York

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:18.000
<v Speaker 1>when I was eighteen. I really don't know. And was

0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:20.239
<v Speaker 1>it was it coke or was it pepsi? It was

0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Safeway brand lemon lime soda? You know, special occasions were

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:30.120
<v Speaker 1>root beer, root beer. But you know that's a thing.

0:26:30.240 --> 0:26:34.400
<v Speaker 1>There are people who only drink soda. I really only

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:38.439
<v Speaker 1>drink saltzer now because I have to, But I would

0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:41.680
<v Speaker 1>prefer I would I rather be drinking um seven up? Yes?

0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:45.359
<v Speaker 1>Are your pop preferences still lemon lime soda? Or do

0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:48.080
<v Speaker 1>you have now it's diet coke. It's all about diet coke.

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Why not coke zero? Because I like the taste of

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:59.080
<v Speaker 1>the aspartame. It sort of tastes like regular coke. But

0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 1>with well or like, it's sort of like um. The

0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>taste reminds me of how a new sneaker smells. Yeah, well,

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:12.560
<v Speaker 1>it's it's definitely yeah chemicals. It's definitely its own flavor.

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Because I would say coke zero is trying to taste

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:21.480
<v Speaker 1>like coke diet coke it is coke zero is passing um,

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 1>and coke zero like is non binary. I mean, diet

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 1>coke is non binary. It's like its own thing. I'm

0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:32.200
<v Speaker 1>not trying to fit in anywhere on the gender spectrum, right,

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:36.240
<v Speaker 1>it makes sense on conformity here in the pop world.

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:39.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean Pepsi and coke. I think we're both developed

0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:43.439
<v Speaker 1>by pharmacists. Well, coke famously used to have cocaine in it,

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:46.399
<v Speaker 1>right everyone, which it still did, which I know, and

0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:49.399
<v Speaker 1>then they tried to do new coke or whatever. Do

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:51.199
<v Speaker 1>you remember that? Yeah, but I think it was like

0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:54.840
<v Speaker 1>a marketing thing because then everyone really wanted original coke back,

0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 1>and well they were trying to make it more like pepsi, right, Okay,

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:01.679
<v Speaker 1>because I I can't say the difference. Are we a

0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:06.760
<v Speaker 1>pepsi family or a coke family? I mean I go

0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 1>for diet coke, but you know, did I because of

0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Britney Spears was I when I was a kid. Of course.

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Actually we have to talk about the Pepsi's versus coke

0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 1>wars of the early adds and how that Britney Spears,

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Christina and Pink commercial was like the Gladiator one and

0:28:28.600 --> 0:28:32.840
<v Speaker 1>was later the Carmen hip Hopera. No, Beyonce was in

0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:36.360
<v Speaker 1>the Gladiator was was she really? It's yeah, I don't

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:42.280
<v Speaker 1>know this ad. You're talking Gladiator. I just remember, just

0:28:42.600 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 1>enjoy the It's Beyonce, Brittany and Pink. Oh I thought

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 1>it was Christina. So Brittany, Beyonce and Pink we're in.

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>But it's pepsi. It's not coke. It's right. And this

0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>was an ongoing contract with Beyonce because I remember another

0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Pepsi commercial. We're in Beyonce A does the Carmen like

0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:04.560
<v Speaker 1>the Carmen Opera, but they rewrite the lyrics to like

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:07.480
<v Speaker 1>be about pepsi. Um. But that era I think of

0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Pepsi that was like, I mean, nothing was more thrilling

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 1>than are you? Why don't they get they don't really

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>get the girls to do coke coke vers talking about

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Pepsi and coke the same way anymore, just the fuel

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 1>of the war is not there. We do kind of

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 1>live in a post soda world, I think because because

0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 1>because of the advent of Lacroix, Michelle Obama got she

0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>got in that Oval office and took our SODA's away. Yeah, well,

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean soda, soda is really bad for you. It

0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>is so bad for you, and and even I mean

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.720
<v Speaker 1>diet coke. Like, but then there were also I mean,

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:54.120
<v Speaker 1>do you remember Jones Soda? Yeah, yeah, what's Jones soda?

0:29:54.240 --> 0:29:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Jones Soda was like the artisanalster. Yeah, but it was

0:29:57.680 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 1>like available in my like grocery store grocery stores. It

0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:02.960
<v Speaker 1>had like new like real sugar in it or something

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:05.520
<v Speaker 1>or something like that, sugarcane. But they also they have

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 1>a bottled Shirley Temple that I really would try. Well,

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 1>they were hipster because they had black and white photos

0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 1>on their label. It's it was giving Tumbler. It was

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Tumbler before it was like original Instagram where you put

0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:21.560
<v Speaker 1>a filter on everything and it had the border. Yes,

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 1>it was it was like I think actually maybe Jones

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Soda like was the seed for Instagram. But they also

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:32.560
<v Speaker 1>had like green apple and blue bubblegum and my favorite

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:35.120
<v Speaker 1>was melon. They had a melon flavor, and I thought,

0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I was so she what kind of melon do you

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:40.960
<v Speaker 1>think it was? It was sort of like cantalope. Really yeah,

0:30:40.960 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe a little honey do ish. I never would have

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 1>guessed that because that's not really a favorable melon. It's

0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:47.960
<v Speaker 1>like kind of one of the least popular fruits. I mean,

0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 1>because I mean those are really cantle opened um, honey

0:30:51.880 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>dew are sort of the only melon. Well, I was

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 1>thinking water well, but then you would say watermelon, yeah,

0:30:56.920 --> 0:30:58.720
<v Speaker 1>you would never would You would never call water melon

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:00.520
<v Speaker 1>and melon. You know what I used to get a

0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:04.479
<v Speaker 1>lot like at a Barnes and Noble cafe was an

0:31:04.480 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 1>Italian soda. Oh my god. I grew up getting those

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 1>as well. Those are my favorite, really good. Those are

0:31:10.760 --> 0:31:13.479
<v Speaker 1>the creamy ones, are they? Well? You can you can

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>get a creamy it's like seltzer and then they put

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 1>some kind of with our cream they add into I

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>always got it with cream and I love a cream soda.

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Dr Brown's cream soda. If you like, go to cats

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 1>and get you know, a corned beef sandwich. I honestly,

0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:30.479
<v Speaker 1>I I didn't drink any of these growing up, So

0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm I'm only now getting into the bread.

0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 1>When were you like, um, did you like go to

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 1>friends houses and likesoda there always and it was always bad?

0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:44.560
<v Speaker 1>It was naughty. Well, no, because I had been so

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 1>conditioned to not enjoy soda that when I when I

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 1>would go to my friend's house and they were like

0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:51.480
<v Speaker 1>serving soda or whatever, I would drink it and the

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:54.280
<v Speaker 1>carbonation was too much for me. Like it was like

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like stimulated and I was like this hurts

0:31:57.360 --> 0:32:00.200
<v Speaker 1>my mouth, like I can't handle it. Um. But now

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:02.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, actually, okay, So you said earlier that you

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:04.560
<v Speaker 1>know the soda order of all the important people in

0:32:04.560 --> 0:32:06.640
<v Speaker 1>your life. So I'm wondering if you what do I get?

0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:10.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know because there are two correct answers. You

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 1>get a coke? No, actually no, you get selt You

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 1>just get Seltzer. Do I get a flavored Seltzer? Do

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 1>you remember what flavor? No? Lemon lime or blue Power Raid?

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Blue Power Raid? Yes, not a soda, but it is

0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 1>what I get. But it comes does it come from

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:31.840
<v Speaker 1>a fountain? There's a at the a m C at them.

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:36.520
<v Speaker 1>This is an m C commercial. Um at the Yeah,

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:39.720
<v Speaker 1>this is a sponsored podcast. Um, brought to empowered by

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Nicole kidman Um. There is like a big it's one

0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 1>of those machines where it has the screen and they

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:49.120
<v Speaker 1>have like seven hundred different kinds of out of one thing.

0:32:49.400 --> 0:32:53.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, and then your your drink kind of

0:32:53.600 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 1>taste a little tiny bit like the last drink someone happen. Well,

0:32:56.720 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 1>that reminds me, did y'all ever do graveyard of course,

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.240
<v Speaker 1>where you get a little bit of every different flavor

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 1>At the McDonald in the Midwest, we called that the suicide.

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:11.880
<v Speaker 1>We would also call it suicide cereal mixed cereals, and

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's disgusting but also delicious. It was so

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:20.240
<v Speaker 1>fun feeling like a chef, like a little of this.

0:33:20.440 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 1>You're the barista, and you know what I do still

0:33:24.760 --> 0:33:28.320
<v Speaker 1>kind of do that because like a at AMC, I'll

0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:30.840
<v Speaker 1>get like mostly regular coke and then a little cherry

0:33:30.840 --> 0:33:36.000
<v Speaker 1>coke at the just then a little kiss like but

0:33:36.040 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 1>then I've also been getting slurpees a lot recently, and

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.760
<v Speaker 1>I do I do know at at the movie theater

0:33:42.080 --> 0:33:45.240
<v Speaker 1>and so I'll do wild cherry on the bottom, then coke,

0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 1>then a little more cherry than a little more coke

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 1>than a little cherry on top and it kind of swirls.

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:53.360
<v Speaker 1>But the thing with a slurpee is that like two

0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>thirds of the way in, it's hard as a rock

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>and you can't get anything out. Yeah, they got to

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:01.040
<v Speaker 1>figure that out. It's been here they do. Maybe like

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 1>there's like a you crack the cup and it heats

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:24.640
<v Speaker 1>up a little. The rest of it. It's a camel crush. Honestly,

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:28.200
<v Speaker 1>along the party lines from childhood lines of like what

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:30.560
<v Speaker 1>pop did you grow up? I also feel like cereals

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 1>are also a very like defining thing of like how

0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 1>you grew up? Did you have specific cereals that you

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:41.279
<v Speaker 1>are growing up? I was a Kicks girl Kicks. We

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:44.800
<v Speaker 1>had It's like the little like corn puffs. It tastes

0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 1>like kind of nothing. Yeah, they're they're pretty bland kicks

0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and hunting up bunches of oats were yeah yeah or

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:57.680
<v Speaker 1>me and sometimes like um a um, what's the um

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:02.279
<v Speaker 1>oh frosted miniwheats. I wish they were frosted on both

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:07.279
<v Speaker 1>sides too cheap skates. I know that was actually one

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:13.160
<v Speaker 1>of Michelle Obama's crossing off and you know what, I

0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:15.160
<v Speaker 1>want even less on that one side. Well, if there

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.440
<v Speaker 1>are some you can get them where. It's just I

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 1>know that it wants to eat a soggy, milky piece

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:27.439
<v Speaker 1>of wheat and then it's like cutting up the roof

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:30.840
<v Speaker 1>of your mouth because it's so hard shredded. It's shredded,

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 1>literally shredding your mouth. What's we did you? Um? I

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:41.080
<v Speaker 1>mean talk about class like you know, we would we

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 1>would have to buy the bag cereal that was underneath

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 1>and even though like we couldn't, you know, I was.

0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I was such a brat, like I was. I was

0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.319
<v Speaker 1>so mean to my mom, who was just you know,

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 1>like trying to do the best she could. I was like,

0:35:56.320 --> 0:36:00.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to eat this, like I want name

0:36:00.440 --> 0:36:06.920
<v Speaker 1>branch give me. I loved I loved honey bunches of oats.

0:36:06.960 --> 0:36:09.799
<v Speaker 1>My grandma would buy honey bunches of oats and then

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:15.360
<v Speaker 1>put like, um, canned milk, like carnation milk that was

0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:21.880
<v Speaker 1>like sweet milk. But yeah, it was so sweet. It

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:24.880
<v Speaker 1>was like so imagine me like waking up in the

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 1>morning having an orange soda and like sugary honey bunches

0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:32.760
<v Speaker 1>of oats with that sweet milk on too, of sweet

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 1>a bowl of sweet thick milk. Okay, so do you

0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:39.200
<v Speaker 1>do you drink the cereal milk when you're done eating? No, never,

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.120
<v Speaker 1>because what I love about leftover cereal milk is then

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:44.239
<v Speaker 1>it's like, well, I guess I have to add a

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:48.359
<v Speaker 1>little more cereal until this is all gone. At fran,

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:56.879
<v Speaker 1>what were your childhood cereals? Raisin bran and I still

0:36:57.920 --> 0:37:05.800
<v Speaker 1>okay pretty good? Um. I I did love frosted many weeks,

0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:10.440
<v Speaker 1>and we did have kicks growing up. My sister loved kicks, um.

0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 1>And then I think we had like Life cereal do

0:37:14.040 --> 0:37:16.880
<v Speaker 1>you remember, Oh, I love cinnamon Life. Also, why is

0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:21.520
<v Speaker 1>it called who named it? Life? Cereal? Like that to me? Seventies?

0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Did it happening association with the magazine? Maybe? I don't know.

0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know because the game, the Game of Life,

0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:30.880
<v Speaker 1>the Game of Life and Life magazine The Game of

0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Life actually one of the most boring board games absolutely,

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.400
<v Speaker 1>like literally it takes seven years to hate it. Always

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:40.319
<v Speaker 1>liked it. And yeah, so why would you make have

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:44.200
<v Speaker 1>a game that was just like life like expensive? And

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:47.360
<v Speaker 1>so what was young Cole doing while they were you know,

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 1>drinking a pop? Oh? I mean pop was just that

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 1>was like water, So it was like any any anything,

0:37:55.200 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but I loved um. Uh god, I remember,

0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I remember was twenty five cents in that machine at

0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 1>the safe um and what a steel? Yeah, what a steel?

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:10.439
<v Speaker 1>And then returning the cans in Oregon, you know, five

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 1>cents deposit. Oh my god, that is a fifth of

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 1>the price of the soda. I know, I know, God,

0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 1>times have really changed this. What does this country come

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:26.240
<v Speaker 1>to once Michelle Obama took over? Expensive of these days?

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:28.880
<v Speaker 1>How much is soda actually? Actually the idea? So I

0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 1>actually think soda is really cheap. And I remember a

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:35.320
<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago when they made all soda McDonald's

0:38:35.320 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 1>a dollar, no matter what size it was. I was like, oh,

0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:40.399
<v Speaker 1>they really are trying to keep us like really fat.

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, Well they have healthy options now at

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Apple slices that are probably like still the same amount

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:52.160
<v Speaker 1>of calories as Do you ever work at a fast

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:55.960
<v Speaker 1>food restaurant? I worked at an Arby's in high school.

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:02.960
<v Speaker 1>What's the Arby's work? Well, I was actually, well, I'm

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.919
<v Speaker 1>a vegan now and for some reason, I was also

0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:09.200
<v Speaker 1>a vegan then when I worked at arby So you

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 1>never had armies, no, no, but I would like, you know,

0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:15.120
<v Speaker 1>take the big thing of roast beef out of that

0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 1>big wet bag that it came in. It was like

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:22.280
<v Speaker 1>just like we described it. It was like just imagine

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:25.920
<v Speaker 1>a big hunk of meat like but with a layer

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:31.359
<v Speaker 1>of salt water around it in a big plastic bag vacuum. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 1>And it's just like how did you have to think?

0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:35.120
<v Speaker 1>How did you what did you have to do with it?

0:39:35.160 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>You have to rip it open? And well I worked

0:39:37.120 --> 0:39:38.960
<v Speaker 1>to the drive through, so I never had to do

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:42.000
<v Speaker 1>that interface with the customer. Yeah. Yeah, I was like,

0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, like, hey, I'll entertain the truth. You keep

0:39:47.160 --> 0:39:51.280
<v Speaker 1>them fed. Boys. I did have to like sometimes replace

0:39:51.400 --> 0:39:56.359
<v Speaker 1>the cheese bag. What's the cheese bag? The same concept? Yeah,

0:39:57.360 --> 0:39:59.960
<v Speaker 1>it was liquid cheese that like goes onto the Honestly,

0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:03.719
<v Speaker 1>this is all making me want arbies. I mean it does.

0:40:04.200 --> 0:40:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm a vegan. It looks incredible, does it really? Also,

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:09.799
<v Speaker 1>it probably like isn't meat? No, I'm sure it's not.

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:13.719
<v Speaker 1>It's definitely not cheese. Yeah, it's not cheese. I don't

0:40:13.760 --> 0:40:17.000
<v Speaker 1>know what part of a cow that that thing would be.

0:40:17.080 --> 0:40:19.839
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of giving not to nerd out a little bit.

0:40:19.880 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 1>But there is an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 1>where Buffy works at a fast food restaurant, and the

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:28.520
<v Speaker 1>whole thing is that there's a burger that everyone loves

0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 1>and has two types of meat, and she thinks that

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:34.120
<v Speaker 1>like the secret is that it's people. But what turns

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:35.799
<v Speaker 1>out at the end is the secret that it's not

0:40:35.880 --> 0:40:40.319
<v Speaker 1>really meat. It's like vegetarian. And I would totally believe that,

0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 1>like Arbies if they were like, this isn't really roast beef.

0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:47.280
<v Speaker 1>It's just like it's just wheat gluten and like salt. Yeah,

0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I actually don't know anybody who like it's like, yeah,

0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:53.440
<v Speaker 1>let's go get some Arbies. Like A love Arbies. There

0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:57.400
<v Speaker 1>even order like just roast beef sandwich, just sandwich. And

0:40:57.960 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 1>there's an Arby's near me in l A. It's right by,

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:03.200
<v Speaker 1>um it's right by the Netflix office. I've no, I've

0:41:03.200 --> 0:41:05.840
<v Speaker 1>never been since I've lived there, but um I every

0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:09.000
<v Speaker 1>time I pass it, I do kind of think what

0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:13.680
<v Speaker 1>if not? No? Not I I do, like I will

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:15.839
<v Speaker 1>admit like I like fast food from time to time.

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Of course, you know I'll hit it. You'll hit a

0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:19.920
<v Speaker 1>rock bottom sometime and you'll be like it's time to

0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:24.280
<v Speaker 1>go to Rby. Like you'll know I'm surprised it hasn't happened.

0:41:26.160 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 1>There was a Saturday morning recently where I woke up

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 1>and like, I had a fridge full of food. I

0:41:30.280 --> 0:41:32.920
<v Speaker 1>could have like cooked breakfast, but I thought, you know what,

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:36.719
<v Speaker 1>I really want McDonald's breakfast, and I ordered it delivery.

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:39.800
<v Speaker 1>I did. I couldn't even get in my car and drive,

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:44.400
<v Speaker 1>like you know, less than two minutes to go to McDonald's.

0:41:44.560 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I had to order it delivery. And you better believe

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:50.240
<v Speaker 1>that the second it was dropped off, I like snatched

0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:52.360
<v Speaker 1>it because I didn't want anyone, any of my neighbors

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 1>to see the delivery bag. They should do like advocate

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>magazines to where it came in, because like a secret container. Yeah,

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.520
<v Speaker 1>but little discretionary like black like film that's over it

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:09.680
<v Speaker 1>as if it's a porn. Did you have a favorite

0:42:09.760 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 1>fast food place still to this day, I mean I

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 1>haven't again, I'm vegan, SR. I don't how long have

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 1>you been vegan? Maybe like eight years? I know, um

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Popeyees is definitely my favorite fast food franchise currently because

0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:27.400
<v Speaker 1>we didn't have about when you were a kid, and

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:30.440
<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid, it was McDonald's breakfast Breakfast

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:32.839
<v Speaker 1>breakfast breakfast, and we would only my mom would get

0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 1>it for us when we would go on vacation. Okay,

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I was just about to say, like she didn't let

0:42:37.040 --> 0:42:40.319
<v Speaker 1>you have soda, but yeah, we would get breakfast when

0:42:40.400 --> 0:42:42.840
<v Speaker 1>we were on vacation. Also, we had a babysitter, Michelle,

0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:45.880
<v Speaker 1>who was this Russian woman or no, sorry, she was Polish,

0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:49.239
<v Speaker 1>this Polish woman who we anceled. But I know, right,

0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:53.799
<v Speaker 1>we pushed her to the point of like mental break

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:55.880
<v Speaker 1>but she would take Um, she would take us to

0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:59.200
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's as well. Wait, what was your mom's like if

0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:06.279
<v Speaker 1>if she wasn't drinking soda, what was her like? Little vice? Um,

0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 1>we would have iced tea or mix iced tea with lemonade,

0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:12.959
<v Speaker 1>which I still Arnold Palmer and Arnold Palmer right, yeah

0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:17.359
<v Speaker 1>that has a name, um juices, I think. But there

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:20.200
<v Speaker 1>was nothing where you were like, Mom, why are you

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:23.239
<v Speaker 1>allowed to have this? And we're not? No, Um, I

0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:25.680
<v Speaker 1>don't think so. I'm trying to think my we we

0:43:25.719 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't eats. You know what's funny is like, even though

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:30.360
<v Speaker 1>we didn't drink soda as a family, we didn't necessarily

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:34.000
<v Speaker 1>eat like health food, which I'm grateful for, Like my

0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:37.880
<v Speaker 1>mom wasn't like you know, water and you know tea

0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 1>only and like we're going to eat like you know,

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:44.839
<v Speaker 1>healthy food. But she was and she grew up like

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:48.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, under the poverty poverty line in like rural

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 1>New Mexico, and so like she grew up I think

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:53.359
<v Speaker 1>with all these foods and knew why they were bad

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:56.560
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. So but I don't know. Yeah, I didn't

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 1>grow up Rose. What is your soda order? Then? Like

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:03.880
<v Speaker 1>to coke? I don't love. I love. I love coke,

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:08.359
<v Speaker 1>not like the like Mexican coke with real sugar I love.

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:10.800
<v Speaker 1>I will sometimes get a Mexican coke with real sugar,

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:14.319
<v Speaker 1>like if it's around um or if it's at a

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 1>restaurant that has that, I'll order it. Um. I mean,

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:20.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't drink a lot of soda. But if I'm

0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 1>going to the movies, I have to get a coke. Um.

0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:25.480
<v Speaker 1>If I if I am getting fast food, like I

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 1>want to coke, or if I'm getting taco bell, you know,

0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I want Mountain jew Baha blast, Baha baha blast. Remember

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:37.440
<v Speaker 1>code red just to remember cod um. Do you remember

0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:42.240
<v Speaker 1>clear PEPSI? I don't remember this clear well, it exists.

0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:45.799
<v Speaker 1>I remember like people talking about it and you know

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 1>it just skipped. Remember it came to I loved you who.

0:44:50.840 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I drank so much? You know you did not? I

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:57.600
<v Speaker 1>did you who? And um ah, what the funk were?

0:44:57.640 --> 0:45:03.160
<v Speaker 1>They called them? The thing dunk a ruse? You you

0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:06.840
<v Speaker 1>who dunk a ruse? And a gobble stick? Does anyone

0:45:06.880 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 1>know about is that meat? Yes? It was like a

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:18.920
<v Speaker 1>cheese stick, but it was turkey, no and in it

0:45:19.280 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 1>but wet cold and wet cold and wet not cold. Yeah.

0:45:23.680 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I like the wet element. It was a cold turkey

0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 1>stick and I loved them so much. I love wet jerky.

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I love a wet meat stick. I don't want a cold.

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Also around that time was when salad shakers were a

0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 1>thing at McDonald's. Oh my god, Wow, I love talking

0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:48.040
<v Speaker 1>about extinct foods. Code readers really wanted. Was there ever cold?

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.840
<v Speaker 1>I think like sometimes things passed over my town because

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:54.160
<v Speaker 1>it was like, we'll try this in the cities. If

0:45:54.160 --> 0:45:57.040
<v Speaker 1>it does well, we'll keep going. And it never trickled down.

0:45:57.080 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 1>So did you grow up with you who are no? No?

0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:04.319
<v Speaker 1>I think that's either I don't think you. I don't know,

0:46:04.680 --> 0:46:06.759
<v Speaker 1>is it? Why didn't you just drink chocolate milk, isn't it.

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:09.440
<v Speaker 1>I did also drink chocolate milk, but you who was

0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:13.200
<v Speaker 1>just easier because it was like you just grab among

0:46:13.360 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 1>the among the actual Okay, I don't know like how

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:19.319
<v Speaker 1>much cocaine people were doing. They invented kids snacks. They

0:46:19.320 --> 0:46:23.759
<v Speaker 1>were probably drinking original formula coke. But like Gusher's don

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:27.280
<v Speaker 1>carus go gurt. Do you remember when go Gurt emerged

0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:28.880
<v Speaker 1>on the scenes and we're like, yeah, I want to

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:34.799
<v Speaker 1>drink this great frozen tube. So good, so frozen. Most

0:46:35.040 --> 0:46:38.160
<v Speaker 1>things are better frozen. There's a thing now where people

0:46:38.200 --> 0:46:41.640
<v Speaker 1>put grapes in the freezer and I just like, does

0:46:41.640 --> 0:46:43.160
<v Speaker 1>it how do you eat that? Does it make them

0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:45.839
<v Speaker 1>really hard? Yeah? It makes them really hard. I don't

0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:49.000
<v Speaker 1>like putting frozen things on my teeth. I like, um,

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:51.799
<v Speaker 1>I get the little um the milk chocolate peanut butter

0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:54.960
<v Speaker 1>cups at Trader Joe's, the little mini ones, and I

0:46:55.000 --> 0:46:57.719
<v Speaker 1>put those in the freezer. Okay, that's fair. Were you

0:46:57.719 --> 0:47:01.360
<v Speaker 1>a lunchables kid. I was a huge chlunchables kid, especially

0:47:01.440 --> 0:47:05.319
<v Speaker 1>lunchables pizza pizza, and I used to try to spin

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:07.440
<v Speaker 1>it on my finger. I would what I would do

0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:10.759
<v Speaker 1>is I would um with the pizza. I would eat

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:14.480
<v Speaker 1>one of the crust's plane so that I had more

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:18.760
<v Speaker 1>pepperoni for the other two. I love. I love those

0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:22.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of little like hack hacks and like and like

0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:24.719
<v Speaker 1>rituals that you do with those kinds of food you

0:47:24.760 --> 0:47:27.160
<v Speaker 1>were cooking. I was, yeah, I shot like. I was like,

0:47:28.360 --> 0:47:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, I want more pepperoni

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 1>on this pizza. And I'm gonna everyone's gonna look at

0:47:33.719 --> 0:47:36.080
<v Speaker 1>over at my pizza and they're gonna be like, wow,

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:38.719
<v Speaker 1>you have so much more on yours. And I'll be

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:43.040
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, And this does make me think, Okay, So

0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:49.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, kids when they're in school, like and they're like,

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:53.479
<v Speaker 1>do really disgusting things with food. Yeah, And when I

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:55.799
<v Speaker 1>was in elementary school, when I was in first grade, God,

0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 1>I haven't thought about this in a long time. I

0:47:57.719 --> 0:48:03.759
<v Speaker 1>used to puke like once a week lunch because the

0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 1>people in the cafeteria would do such gross things with

0:48:07.680 --> 0:48:09.680
<v Speaker 1>their food. And I guess I just had like a

0:48:09.719 --> 0:48:15.560
<v Speaker 1>really sensitive stomach and I was always yeah, yeah, I

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:20.440
<v Speaker 1>was like the puke girl. I love the puke girl. Actually,

0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I remember my best friend in grade school would dip

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:28.880
<v Speaker 1>her chocolate chip cookies and ranch. That was like everyone discussed.

0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 1>It was sort of show. It was sort of a show,

0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:35.440
<v Speaker 1>but it was also like everyone knows Maria loves ranch.

0:48:36.000 --> 0:48:37.920
<v Speaker 1>How much does she love it? And she's like, I

0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:40.320
<v Speaker 1>love it so much, I'll get my chocolate chip cookies

0:48:40.360 --> 0:48:44.040
<v Speaker 1>in it. And we'd be like, whoa, Okay, you win.

0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:47.360
<v Speaker 1>You love ranch the most. One of my bullies and

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:51.440
<v Speaker 1>boy scouts used to eat barbecue sauce out of packets

0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:53.960
<v Speaker 1>just straight up. Well I did. Used to um with

0:48:54.000 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 1>the lunch bles pizza. If I had a little Marin

0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:58.759
<v Speaker 1>aerosoft sauce left in the squeeze tube, I would just

0:48:58.840 --> 0:49:07.840
<v Speaker 1>sucking or not shooting marinera with them. Those like little

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:10.520
<v Speaker 1>packs of crackers that have the cheese or the peanut butter,

0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:12.800
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I used to scrape the cheese or the

0:49:12.840 --> 0:49:15.799
<v Speaker 1>peanut butter off, take a pocket of mustard, make a

0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:19.120
<v Speaker 1>little mustard sandwich with crackers, and then eat it. That

0:49:19.160 --> 0:49:21.000
<v Speaker 1>sounds good. Wait, why didn't you just get like ritz

0:49:21.040 --> 0:49:26.480
<v Speaker 1>crackers and do that like no, no, no, no, remnant? Yeah,

0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:28.959
<v Speaker 1>because I think I think, yeah, but as I think,

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I ate the peanut butter and then made the sandwiches

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:34.800
<v Speaker 1>and also the rich cheese cracker things, which are again

0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:38.520
<v Speaker 1>a very specific nostalgic food. Those had the essential chemically

0:49:38.600 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 1>taste of all the snacks at the time. You know

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:44.839
<v Speaker 1>that that kind of synthetic layer of on everything, which

0:49:44.840 --> 0:49:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I think would be essential to your mustard. Yeah. I

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 1>also am loved getting bugles and putting them on my fingers. Yeah,

0:49:56.640 --> 0:50:01.239
<v Speaker 1>so it looks like it looks like ales. Yeah, it's

0:50:01.280 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 1>honestly every which which undertone, which does every comedian ever

0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:08.399
<v Speaker 1>existed to have ever existed? That was the first. Well.

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I also used to do it with um black olives

0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:13.319
<v Speaker 1>when we went to when we went to my grandparents

0:50:13.320 --> 0:50:15.640
<v Speaker 1>who lived at a country club. Their their country club

0:50:15.800 --> 0:50:18.040
<v Speaker 1>has a buffet, and it's like every day is like

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:20.640
<v Speaker 1>a bar mitzvah um, and there was always a huge

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:23.040
<v Speaker 1>But I was really I was obsessed with pickles when

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:25.279
<v Speaker 1>I was a kid, and like still am. Like the

0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:27.560
<v Speaker 1>other day, I was at our at the hotel, I'm

0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 1>staying out, and I walked over to the decal market

0:50:31.080 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 1>that's like in the building where UM Target is and

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:36.160
<v Speaker 1>I went to cats As Delhi and just got a

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:38.279
<v Speaker 1>bag of pickles to bring back to my hotel room

0:50:38.280 --> 0:50:41.160
<v Speaker 1>and like snack on. Um. No. But when I was

0:50:41.200 --> 0:50:42.879
<v Speaker 1>a kid, I was obsessed with olives and I would

0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:44.640
<v Speaker 1>put them on my fingers and just like beat them

0:50:44.680 --> 0:51:03.160
<v Speaker 1>up one day one like, yeah, okay, here's the theory

0:51:03.200 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 1>to be positive cold. Do you think that, um, the

0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:10.680
<v Speaker 1>way that we interacted with like soda um was like

0:51:10.719 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>a training ground for the way maybe some of us

0:51:13.040 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 1>experimented with more illicit substances as adults. I definitely loved

0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 1>pretending like that was my cocktail at the end of

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:22.520
<v Speaker 1>the day, you know, like coming home, Like as soon

0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 1>as I get in the door, I'm having a lemon lime. Um,

0:51:27.239 --> 0:51:32.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm putting my feet up to the same thing.

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Make me a drink I would pour. I would pour

0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:38.840
<v Speaker 1>an Arizona iced tea into like a tumbler like it

0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 1>was a Scotch. And then I would break out a

0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:44.279
<v Speaker 1>pretzel a pretzel stick like it was a cigarette. Like

0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:48.000
<v Speaker 1>would you sit there, like at the office, would you

0:51:48.040 --> 0:51:52.440
<v Speaker 1>recline into a chair? And yeah, it was very It

0:51:52.520 --> 0:51:56.120
<v Speaker 1>was very Tennessee. William Yeah, um, okay, I see that

0:51:56.200 --> 0:52:00.360
<v Speaker 1>for you. Um, they remember those candy cigarettes, the Spider Man. Why, honestly,

0:52:00.440 --> 0:52:03.640
<v Speaker 1>just think that the pretzel stick was more satisfying. I agree,

0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:06.160
<v Speaker 1>But candy cigarettes were banned because I think it was

0:52:06.200 --> 0:52:08.680
<v Speaker 1>discovered that they were literally trying to like turn kids

0:52:08.680 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 1>on the side. I'm sure right, um. And also wasn't

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:16.280
<v Speaker 1>a camel wasn't the camel from Camel cigarettes also banned

0:52:16.360 --> 0:52:21.000
<v Speaker 1>because oh they like Joe Cool, not his name being

0:52:21.160 --> 0:52:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Joke Cool. That's like two on the note. I wonder

0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 1>to these days. He's out of work, he's touring with Louie.

0:52:31.880 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 1>He's actually working with JK Rolling on her next project.

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:41.560
<v Speaker 1>He's in turf Where was Joe Cool on January set? Yeah?

0:52:44.120 --> 0:52:48.200
<v Speaker 1>J K Rowling is writing the stage adaptation of his life. Absolutely,

0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:55.360
<v Speaker 1>that's Joke Cools going to do. I Um. I wish

0:52:55.440 --> 0:53:00.560
<v Speaker 1>that we were more UM soda forward, Like I wish

0:53:00.640 --> 0:53:05.759
<v Speaker 1>that we kept um like there were soda pairings, you know,

0:53:06.600 --> 0:53:12.279
<v Speaker 1>like a yeah, a soda flight. I do think that

0:53:12.400 --> 0:53:16.480
<v Speaker 1>exists because you can well, like at Universal or Disney,

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 1>there's um a places that are not that you can um.

0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:28.880
<v Speaker 1>There's there's definitely a place of Universal where it's like

0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:33.000
<v Speaker 1>sodas from around the world. It's like coke in every

0:53:33.120 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 1>different country and continent around the world, and you can

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:40.040
<v Speaker 1>try all these different Yeah, you know that that existed.

0:53:40.080 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Me and my friends have this multimillion dollar idea. So

0:53:42.680 --> 0:53:44.720
<v Speaker 1>those listening at home please do not steal this idea

0:53:44.800 --> 0:53:47.759
<v Speaker 1>of having a water world wherein we have all the

0:53:47.920 --> 0:53:50.600
<v Speaker 1>waters of the world, and New York tap water obviously

0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:53.480
<v Speaker 1>would be probably the most popular water that we would sell.

0:53:53.760 --> 0:53:55.799
<v Speaker 1>Could also be like, you know, this is tap water

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:59.799
<v Speaker 1>from I don't know, Minnesota, or like tapiter and water,

0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 1>or you know what I mean. Do you buy soda

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:05.399
<v Speaker 1>to have at home? I buy Lacroix, But then every

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:08.200
<v Speaker 1>like if I was being honest with myself and who

0:54:08.280 --> 0:54:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I am, I would I would be drinking regular soda.

0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:19.560
<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite Lacroix flavor? Key Lime? Mine too. I

0:54:19.640 --> 0:54:23.160
<v Speaker 1>think that's my favorite too. Yeah, I love um mixing

0:54:23.200 --> 0:54:27.320
<v Speaker 1>it with with like other juices and things too, just

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:31.960
<v Speaker 1>like lemonade, but instead of water using key lime Lacroix.

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:35.959
<v Speaker 1>You know what else as good as um, they're lemon

0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:38.960
<v Speaker 1>cello Lacroix. That one's pretty good. I don't I don't

0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:42.839
<v Speaker 1>love that. I like key lime. Yeah, lemon cello key

0:54:42.920 --> 0:54:46.319
<v Speaker 1>lime is the fuck lemon cello lemon Let's let's talk,

0:54:47.040 --> 0:54:50.200
<v Speaker 1>can we talk about the abuse. So for some reason,

0:54:50.320 --> 0:54:53.480
<v Speaker 1>that line of Mariah Carey's and Precious the Cadence, the

0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:55.560
<v Speaker 1>way she said it sticks in my head and it

0:54:55.680 --> 0:55:00.960
<v Speaker 1>was really inappropriate. It's not like funny, but can we

0:55:01.080 --> 0:55:06.759
<v Speaker 1>talk about the abuse to Monique? But coconut coconut? It

0:55:06.800 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 1>tastes like toothpaste. Yeah, I don't love it. I sort

0:55:09.200 --> 0:55:12.400
<v Speaker 1>of get off on how gross it is. Yeah, I

0:55:12.600 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 1>like that. It's a little step punishment. You're punishing yourself,

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 1>like like, well, I like it in a d S

0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:22.320
<v Speaker 1>relationship with you, that's basically the same thing as the

0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:27.080
<v Speaker 1>ranch dressing on the cookies. Yeah, I like it. Yeah,

0:55:27.600 --> 0:55:31.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna borrow. I'm gonna be a barf girl. If

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:34.320
<v Speaker 1>you had to have a soda, if you had to

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:36.960
<v Speaker 1>have it for lunch today at lunch, what would you pick?

0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:42.440
<v Speaker 1>And saltzer doesn't count, seltzer doesn't count. Um, we forgot

0:55:42.440 --> 0:55:46.280
<v Speaker 1>about orange soda. I mean that's I love loves orange soda.

0:55:48.520 --> 0:55:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I do, I do, I do I honestly, I'm not sure.

0:55:53.560 --> 0:55:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I think I would pick a diet coke. Yeah, coke,

0:55:56.920 --> 0:56:00.239
<v Speaker 1>diet coke, I think I would want, Like I agree

0:56:00.239 --> 0:56:02.399
<v Speaker 1>with Rose, It's like the circumstances in which I drink

0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 1>that are getting fast food in it makes aesthetic sense.

0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:07.279
<v Speaker 1>I just realized what it is about diet coke that

0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I love so much. It's very teacher's lounge, so teacher's lounge,

0:56:14.680 --> 0:56:18.399
<v Speaker 1>and there's something about drinking it that makes me feel like, well,

0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:20.400
<v Speaker 1>now I'm allowed in the teacher's lounge. I'm just like

0:56:20.520 --> 0:56:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Miss Vanada in seventh grade? Would you do kind of

0:56:23.239 --> 0:56:26.880
<v Speaker 1>have teacher's lounge? And that's why I could cry because

0:56:27.040 --> 0:56:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel so seen right now, like the ethos of

0:56:30.000 --> 0:56:34.200
<v Speaker 1>almost every character you've ever yeah, yeah, I mean truly,

0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:37.000
<v Speaker 1>every character I've ever done is just like me trying

0:56:37.040 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 1>to get into the teachers Well. There was no space

0:56:41.200 --> 0:56:44.360
<v Speaker 1>more coveted, oh none, And I felt like I deserved

0:56:44.520 --> 0:56:47.200
<v Speaker 1>to be in there. It was like, if anyone in

0:56:47.280 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 1>this school deserves to be in that room, it's me.

0:56:50.000 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 1>It was the room of requirement, basically. You and I

0:56:52.680 --> 0:56:55.600
<v Speaker 1>remember walking back every time the door was like just close,

0:56:55.640 --> 0:56:57.200
<v Speaker 1>and You're like, did you rever get to go in?

0:56:58.600 --> 0:57:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I so. I was in student government

0:57:03.200 --> 0:57:09.920
<v Speaker 1>for some reason. I had to do morning announcements. Did

0:57:10.000 --> 0:57:14.120
<v Speaker 1>I live the show? The original? He's the original podcast,

0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:20.000
<v Speaker 1>and I think under those circumstances, I once went inside

0:57:20.040 --> 0:57:22.560
<v Speaker 1>the teacher's lins, but I remember being gooped. I remember

0:57:22.600 --> 0:57:25.480
<v Speaker 1>being like what you were, and it was like being here.

0:57:25.960 --> 0:57:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't be in here. Yeah, I shouldn't be here.

0:57:28.480 --> 0:57:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't be up here. Yeah that's should I shouldn't

0:57:33.120 --> 0:57:35.960
<v Speaker 1>be up here. Honestly, neither of us know what actually

0:57:36.040 --> 0:57:39.760
<v Speaker 1>sounds like. I dare you? Yeah, that's good. How dare you?

0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:45.720
<v Speaker 1>You stole my future? Anytime we do an impression, it

0:57:45.840 --> 0:57:48.880
<v Speaker 1>gets like either it's either Kate or dumbled. Greta Thunberg

0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:52.840
<v Speaker 1>has never has never drank a soda in her Oh

0:57:53.160 --> 0:57:58.000
<v Speaker 1>my god, you think, yeah, it's like in an aluminum can,

0:57:58.360 --> 0:58:01.080
<v Speaker 1>and you're right. She has never verset. She's never had

0:58:01.160 --> 0:58:03.800
<v Speaker 1>anything but water. Do you ever go to get a

0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:05.720
<v Speaker 1>soda at the bodega like I can at the bodega

0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:07.760
<v Speaker 1>and they give you a straw? Yes? I love that

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:12.320
<v Speaker 1>because I love drinking can. I don't actually know if

0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:15.440
<v Speaker 1>there was like a city ordinance or something, but they

0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:20.400
<v Speaker 1>started giving straws because they were finding like rat feces

0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:23.480
<v Speaker 1>on I do remember the rat so they were like,

0:58:23.640 --> 0:58:26.600
<v Speaker 1>we need to avoid that. So everyone gets a stronestly.

0:58:26.640 --> 0:58:30.360
<v Speaker 1>I think it's part of the flavor. Yeah, a little spice.

0:58:30.640 --> 0:58:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's and it's a plastic straw. So it's

0:58:32.520 --> 0:58:34.720
<v Speaker 1>kind of like, you know, bad for the environment. You know.

0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:37.360
<v Speaker 1>How do you go into the teacher's lounge. I have

0:58:37.520 --> 0:58:39.640
<v Speaker 1>never been in the teacher's lounge. I didn't want to.

0:58:39.640 --> 0:58:42.880
<v Speaker 1>I was a bad girl. Okay, right, that's that to me.

0:58:43.000 --> 0:58:45.760
<v Speaker 1>That's like, fuck you, I'm gonna go in there, yeah

0:58:45.800 --> 0:58:49.280
<v Speaker 1>and take a dump. Did you go to the principal's

0:58:49.320 --> 0:58:52.280
<v Speaker 1>office where you have? I have gone not to the

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:56.360
<v Speaker 1>principal's office, but the guidance counselor's office. Many times they

0:58:56.440 --> 0:58:58.480
<v Speaker 1>were like, we need the big guns. Yeah. I actually

0:58:58.560 --> 0:59:01.400
<v Speaker 1>was reminded of this recently. One time I was called

0:59:01.400 --> 0:59:03.040
<v Speaker 1>down to the office. I had no idea why, and

0:59:03.120 --> 0:59:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like, maybe it's like first because I did

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:07.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot of theater in high school, like some theater thing.

0:59:07.800 --> 0:59:10.320
<v Speaker 1>And I turned up and both my parents were sitting there.

0:59:10.560 --> 0:59:12.520
<v Speaker 1>And that was a gag in and of itself because

0:59:12.560 --> 0:59:15.880
<v Speaker 1>my parents were divorced and it was very contentious divorce.

0:59:16.320 --> 0:59:18.200
<v Speaker 1>So to have them both in the same place, I

0:59:18.480 --> 0:59:25.480
<v Speaker 1>was my wig was gone, and it was like season finale,

0:59:25.560 --> 0:59:29.320
<v Speaker 1>And it was because I had forged my mom's signature

0:59:29.560 --> 0:59:32.480
<v Speaker 1>on some document. It was like it was like because

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:34.200
<v Speaker 1>I was doing bound in some class and it was

0:59:34.240 --> 0:59:37.680
<v Speaker 1>a note that they sent home or or honestly might

0:59:37.760 --> 0:59:41.760
<v Speaker 1>have been like a permission slip or something. And truly

0:59:41.840 --> 0:59:43.680
<v Speaker 1>it was because my mom was like, I don't have

0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:46.080
<v Speaker 1>time to sign that, just like forge my signature, because

0:59:46.160 --> 0:59:47.919
<v Speaker 1>in high school I had one of her credit cards

0:59:47.960 --> 0:59:49.720
<v Speaker 1>and I just used to like forge her signature all

0:59:49.760 --> 0:59:52.400
<v Speaker 1>the time and she was like, just do it. Um,

0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:54.320
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know why I got into so much

0:59:54.400 --> 0:59:56.840
<v Speaker 1>trouble about it. Also, it probably was like there was

0:59:56.920 --> 0:59:59.840
<v Speaker 1>something else going on to but um, yeah, that was that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of the only time that I ever

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<v Speaker 1>really got reprimanded. I've only been sent to the principle's

1:00:04.200 --> 1:00:07.960
<v Speaker 1>office once for saying ass but I didn't even say

1:00:07.960 --> 1:00:11.960
<v Speaker 1>it in context. I was repeating, are you crying? Were

1:00:12.000 --> 1:00:15.560
<v Speaker 1>you Like I was mortified. I hated being in trouble

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Well, I was a good Christian girl, and

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<v Speaker 1>so like there was really no realm of possibility where

1:00:20.640 --> 1:00:22.520
<v Speaker 1>I would ever be sent to the principal's office. But

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<v Speaker 1>my high school high school, my middle school bully Renee Rosky. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I said her full name. We're going to find you.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like I saw her at a hair salon

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<v Speaker 1>like in sometime in adulthood, and she was very nice

1:00:39.000 --> 1:00:42.080
<v Speaker 1>to me. Um but like I um, she she would

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<v Speaker 1>swear all the time and we were arguing about swear

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<v Speaker 1>words and I remember saying she said asked or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, ass like, isn't even a bad word.

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<v Speaker 1>It means donkey or something like that. And then the woman,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the lunch lady, like you know, monitoring the

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<v Speaker 1>there's always those lunch ladies, like literally the cops of

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<v Speaker 1>the school a cab including she was like, what includes

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and I went to them. I was like I

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<v Speaker 1>had a few instances like that. We're then now looking back,

1:01:09.240 --> 1:01:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, she hated fats that that had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with like she was just like disgusted.

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<v Speaker 1>That was like, why are you sitting with the girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Get away from them? And I was what exclusively? So

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, no, I did something wrong. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I like, I'll like have a dream about it

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll be like, wait, that wasn't I wasn't bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just homophobia, like she was kind of right,

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<v Speaker 1>she looks kind of right. I shouldn't have been with

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<v Speaker 1>those girls were bad. I mean the girls that I

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<v Speaker 1>spent my lunches with were you know, um girls that

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<v Speaker 1>I thought were like my best friends. And only retrospectively,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, they didn't know them at all, and

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't invite me to any of their birthday maybe

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<v Speaker 1>actively excluded me, but they were like, oh, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>girls all only you know. That was like, oh, sorry,

1:02:02.160 --> 1:02:05.840
<v Speaker 1>it's girls only. Little did they know? Little did they

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<v Speaker 1>know secrets I had. I had a group of of

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<v Speaker 1>girl friends in middle school. We were like one big

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<v Speaker 1>click and then at the beginning of the next year

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<v Speaker 1>of school, half of the group decided that they wanted

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<v Speaker 1>the like kind of less cool, we're like the weirder

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<v Speaker 1>girls like out of the group. And the way that

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<v Speaker 1>they told us was that they went around in a

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<v Speaker 1>circle and they each said one word of like their

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<v Speaker 1>breakup text, which was like we don't want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with you and me more wow wow, And it's

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<v Speaker 1>a stage. And I feel like, I like, did they

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<v Speaker 1>dump you that way? Or I was dumped? No? Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>not surprising that I wasn't one of the part that,

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<v Speaker 1>um but yes and no, and one of them also

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<v Speaker 1>slapped me really hard one All right, that's not because

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<v Speaker 1>you know I was the only like you know boy

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<v Speaker 1>in the group, and I think they thought they could

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<v Speaker 1>get away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be in with the smart girls. They were not No,

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<v Speaker 1>they weren't the nerds. They weren't like gross, but they

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<v Speaker 1>had like you know, like they had their healthy lunches

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<v Speaker 1>like packed, and like everything was organized and like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>all their school supplies were like matching, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted THEO. I wanted to be friends with those girls,

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<v Speaker 1>not the text girk covers. Yes they had yeah yeah

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<v Speaker 1>yeah and binders, the ones that like cried when they

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<v Speaker 1>got bees. I loved those girls. I wanted to be them.

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<v Speaker 1>But then they were like as soon as middle school

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<v Speaker 1>happened and it was like puberty, they were like you

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing here? And I was like the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time? Please, They were like no. Now they're all

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<v Speaker 1>married to like marines. That is the apply. Yeah, their

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook photos are them holding a gun? Where where were they? Yeah? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>So called did you ever get inside the teacher's lounge.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I broken. Yeah, it was on a weekend

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<v Speaker 1>and me and my friends broke into the school and

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<v Speaker 1>then we got into the teacher's lounge and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't meet your heroes. It was so disappointing. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like the ugliest, oldest like couches and like it was

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<v Speaker 1>just sad. It was like it was not what I

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<v Speaker 1>the lighting. It was like so bright fluorescent lighting. I

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<v Speaker 1>imagine teacher's lounge like a warm, welcoming yeah yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>softly like yeah, like a womb a snack bar like

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah yeah, like like food you couldn't you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like menus Like I thought it would be more like

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<v Speaker 1>a spa waiting area and it was. It was basically

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<v Speaker 1>like here some leftover furniture from the health room and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of empty tupperware and a lot of empty tupperware,

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