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Speaker 1: drink saltzer now because I have to, But I would

426
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 1: prefer I would I rather be drinking um seven up? Yes?

427
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: Are your pop preferences still lemon lime soda? Or do

428
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: you have now it's diet coke. It's all about diet coke.

429
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: Why not coke zero? Because I like the taste of

430
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: the aspartame. It sort of tastes like regular coke. But

431
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: with well or like, it's sort of like um. The

432
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: taste reminds me of how a new sneaker smells. Yeah, well,

433
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: it's it's definitely yeah chemicals. It's definitely its own flavor.

434
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: Because I would say coke zero is trying to taste

435
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: like coke diet coke it is coke zero is passing um,

436
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: and coke zero like is non binary. I mean, diet

437
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: coke is non binary. It's like its own thing. I'm

438
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: not trying to fit in anywhere on the gender spectrum, right,

439
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: it makes sense on conformity here in the pop world.

440
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: I mean Pepsi and coke. I think we're both developed

441
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 1: by pharmacists. Well, coke famously used to have cocaine in it,

442
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: right everyone, which it still did, which I know, and

443
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: then they tried to do new coke or whatever. Do

444
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 1: you remember that? Yeah, but I think it was like

445
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: a marketing thing because then everyone really wanted original coke back,

446
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: and well they were trying to make it more like pepsi, right, Okay,

447
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 1: because I I can't say the difference. Are we a

448
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: pepsi family or a coke family? I mean I go

449
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: for diet coke, but you know, did I because of

450
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: Britney Spears was I when I was a kid. Of course.

451
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: Actually we have to talk about the Pepsi's versus coke

452
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: wars of the early adds and how that Britney Spears,

453
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: Christina and Pink commercial was like the Gladiator one and

454
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: was later the Carmen hip Hopera. No, Beyonce was in

455
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 1: the Gladiator was was she really? It's yeah, I don't

456
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: know this ad. You're talking Gladiator. I just remember, just

457
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: enjoy the It's Beyonce, Brittany and Pink. Oh I thought

458
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: it was Christina. So Brittany, Beyonce and Pink we're in.

459
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: But it's pepsi. It's not coke. It's right. And this

460
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: was an ongoing contract with Beyonce because I remember another

461
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: Pepsi commercial. We're in Beyonce A does the Carmen like

462
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: the Carmen Opera, but they rewrite the lyrics to like

463
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: be about pepsi. Um. But that era I think of

464
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: Pepsi that was like, I mean, nothing was more thrilling

465
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: than are you? Why don't they get they don't really

466
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: get the girls to do coke coke vers talking about

467
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: Pepsi and coke the same way anymore, just the fuel

468
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: of the war is not there. We do kind of

469
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: live in a post soda world, I think because because

470
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: because of the advent of Lacroix, Michelle Obama got she

471
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: got in that Oval office and took our SODA's away. Yeah, well,

472
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: I mean soda, soda is really bad for you. It

473
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: is so bad for you, and and even I mean

474
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: diet coke. Like, but then there were also I mean,

475
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: do you remember Jones Soda? Yeah, yeah, what's Jones soda?

476
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: Jones Soda was like the artisanalster. Yeah, but it was

477
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: like available in my like grocery store grocery stores. It

478
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: had like new like real sugar in it or something

479
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: or something like that, sugarcane. But they also they have

480
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: a bottled Shirley Temple that I really would try. Well,

481
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: they were hipster because they had black and white photos

482
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: on their label. It's it was giving Tumbler. It was

483
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: Tumbler before it was like original Instagram where you put

484
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: a filter on everything and it had the border. Yes,

485
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: it was it was like I think actually maybe Jones

486
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: Soda like was the seed for Instagram. But they also

487
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: had like green apple and blue bubblegum and my favorite

488
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: was melon. They had a melon flavor, and I thought,

489
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: I was so she what kind of melon do you

490
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: think it was? It was sort of like cantalope. Really yeah,

491
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: maybe a little honey do ish. I never would have

492
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: guessed that because that's not really a favorable melon. It's

493
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: like kind of one of the least popular fruits. I mean,

494
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: because I mean those are really cantle opened um, honey

495
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: dew are sort of the only melon. Well, I was

496
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: thinking water well, but then you would say watermelon, yeah,

497
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: you would never would You would never call water melon

498
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: and melon. You know what I used to get a

499
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,479
Speaker 1: lot like at a Barnes and Noble cafe was an

500
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: Italian soda. Oh my god. I grew up getting those

501
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: as well. Those are my favorite, really good. Those are

502
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,479
Speaker 1: the creamy ones, are they? Well? You can you can

503
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: get a creamy it's like seltzer and then they put

504
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: some kind of with our cream they add into I

505
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: always got it with cream and I love a cream soda.

506
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: Dr Brown's cream soda. If you like, go to cats

507
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: and get you know, a corned beef sandwich. I honestly,

508
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,479
Speaker 1: I I didn't drink any of these growing up, So

509
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I'm only now getting into the bread.

510
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: When were you like, um, did you like go to

511
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: friends houses and likesoda there always and it was always bad?

512
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: It was naughty. Well, no, because I had been so

513
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: conditioned to not enjoy soda that when I when I

514
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: would go to my friend's house and they were like

515
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: serving soda or whatever, I would drink it and the

516
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: carbonation was too much for me. Like it was like

517
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: I was like stimulated and I was like this hurts

518
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: my mouth, like I can't handle it. Um. But now

519
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,239
Speaker 1: I mean, actually, okay, So you said earlier that you

520
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: know the soda order of all the important people in

521
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: your life. So I'm wondering if you what do I get?

522
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: I don't know because there are two correct answers. You

523
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: get a coke? No, actually no, you get selt You

524
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: just get Seltzer. Do I get a flavored Seltzer? Do

525
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: you remember what flavor? No? Lemon lime or blue Power Raid?

526
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: Blue Power Raid? Yes, not a soda, but it is

527
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: what I get. But it comes does it come from

528
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: a fountain? There's a at the a m C at them.

529
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: This is an m C commercial. Um at the Yeah,

530
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: this is a sponsored podcast. Um, brought to empowered by

531
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,719
Speaker 1: Nicole kidman Um. There is like a big it's one

532
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: of those machines where it has the screen and they

533
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: have like seven hundred different kinds of out of one thing.

534
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, and then your your drink kind of

535
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: taste a little tiny bit like the last drink someone happen. Well,

536
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: that reminds me, did y'all ever do graveyard of course,

537
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: where you get a little bit of every different flavor

538
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: At the McDonald in the Midwest, we called that the suicide.

539
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: We would also call it suicide cereal mixed cereals, and

540
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, it's disgusting but also delicious. It was so

541
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: fun feeling like a chef, like a little of this.

542
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: You're the barista, and you know what I do still

543
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: kind of do that because like a at AMC, I'll

544
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: get like mostly regular coke and then a little cherry

545
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: coke at the just then a little kiss like but

546
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: then I've also been getting slurpees a lot recently, and

547
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: I do I do know at at the movie theater

548
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: and so I'll do wild cherry on the bottom, then coke,

549
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: then a little more cherry than a little more coke

550
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: than a little cherry on top and it kind of swirls.

551
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: But the thing with a slurpee is that like two

552
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: thirds of the way in, it's hard as a rock

553
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: and you can't get anything out. Yeah, they got to

554
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: figure that out. It's been here they do. Maybe like

555
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: there's like a you crack the cup and it heats

556
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: up a little. The rest of it. It's a camel crush. Honestly,

557
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: along the party lines from childhood lines of like what

558
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: pop did you grow up? I also feel like cereals

559
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: are also a very like defining thing of like how

560
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: you grew up? Did you have specific cereals that you

561
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: are growing up? I was a Kicks girl Kicks. We

562
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: had It's like the little like corn puffs. It tastes

563
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: like kind of nothing. Yeah, they're they're pretty bland kicks

564
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: and hunting up bunches of oats were yeah yeah or

565
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: me and sometimes like um a um, what's the um

566
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: oh frosted miniwheats. I wish they were frosted on both

567
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: sides too cheap skates. I know that was actually one

568
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: of Michelle Obama's crossing off and you know what, I

569
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: want even less on that one side. Well, if there

570
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: are some you can get them where. It's just I

571
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: know that it wants to eat a soggy, milky piece

572
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 1: of wheat and then it's like cutting up the roof

573
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: of your mouth because it's so hard shredded. It's shredded,

574
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: literally shredding your mouth. What's we did you? Um? I

575
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: mean talk about class like you know, we would we

576
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: would have to buy the bag cereal that was underneath

577
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: and even though like we couldn't, you know, I was.

578
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: I was such a brat, like I was. I was

579
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: so mean to my mom, who was just you know,

580
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: like trying to do the best she could. I was like,

581
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat this, like I want name

582
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: branch give me. I loved I loved honey bunches of oats.

583
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: My grandma would buy honey bunches of oats and then

584
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: put like, um, canned milk, like carnation milk that was

585
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: like sweet milk. But yeah, it was so sweet. It

586
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: was like so imagine me like waking up in the

587
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: morning having an orange soda and like sugary honey bunches

588
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 1: of oats with that sweet milk on too, of sweet

589
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: a bowl of sweet thick milk. Okay, so do you

590
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: do you drink the cereal milk when you're done eating? No, never,

591
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: because what I love about leftover cereal milk is then

592
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: it's like, well, I guess I have to add a

593
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,359
Speaker 1: little more cereal until this is all gone. At fran,

594
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 1: what were your childhood cereals? Raisin bran and I still

595
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 1: okay pretty good? Um. I I did love frosted many weeks,

596
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: and we did have kicks growing up. My sister loved kicks, um.

597
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: And then I think we had like Life cereal do

598
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: you remember, Oh, I love cinnamon Life. Also, why is

599
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: it called who named it? Life? Cereal? Like that to me? Seventies?

600
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: Did it happening association with the magazine? Maybe? I don't know.

601
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't know because the game, the Game of Life,

602
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: the Game of Life and Life magazine The Game of

603
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: Life actually one of the most boring board games absolutely,

604
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: like literally it takes seven years to hate it. Always

605
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: liked it. And yeah, so why would you make have

606
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: a game that was just like life like expensive? And

607
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: so what was young Cole doing while they were you know,

608
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: drinking a pop? Oh? I mean pop was just that

609
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: was like water, So it was like any any anything,

610
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: I mean, but I loved um. Uh god, I remember,

611
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: I remember was twenty five cents in that machine at

612
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: the safe um and what a steel? Yeah, what a steel?

613
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 1: And then returning the cans in Oregon, you know, five

614
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: cents deposit. Oh my god, that is a fifth of

615
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: the price of the soda. I know, I know, God,

616
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: times have really changed this. What does this country come

617
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 1: to once Michelle Obama took over? Expensive of these days?

618
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: How much is soda actually? Actually the idea? So I

619
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: actually think soda is really cheap. And I remember a

620
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: couple of years ago when they made all soda McDonald's

621
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: a dollar, no matter what size it was. I was like, oh,

622
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 1: they really are trying to keep us like really fat.

623
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well they have healthy options now at

624
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: Apple slices that are probably like still the same amount

625
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: of calories as Do you ever work at a fast

626
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: food restaurant? I worked at an Arby's in high school.

627
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: What's the Arby's work? Well, I was actually, well, I'm

628
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 1: a vegan now and for some reason, I was also

629
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: a vegan then when I worked at arby So you

630
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: never had armies, no, no, but I would like, you know,

631
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: take the big thing of roast beef out of that

632
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: big wet bag that it came in. It was like

633
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: just like we described it. It was like just imagine

634
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: a big hunk of meat like but with a layer

635
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 1: of salt water around it in a big plastic bag vacuum. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

636
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: And it's just like how did you have to think?

637
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: How did you what did you have to do with it?

638
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: You have to rip it open? And well I worked

639
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: to the drive through, so I never had to do

640
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: that interface with the customer. Yeah. Yeah, I was like,

641
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: you know, like, hey, I'll entertain the truth. You keep

642
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: them fed. Boys. I did have to like sometimes replace

643
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 1: the cheese bag. What's the cheese bag? The same concept? Yeah,

644
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: it was liquid cheese that like goes onto the Honestly,

645
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: this is all making me want arbies. I mean it does.

646
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm a vegan. It looks incredible, does it really? Also,

647
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: it probably like isn't meat? No, I'm sure it's not.

648
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: It's definitely not cheese. Yeah, it's not cheese. I don't

649
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: know what part of a cow that that thing would be.

650
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: It's kind of giving not to nerd out a little bit.

651
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: But there is an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

652
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: where Buffy works at a fast food restaurant, and the

653
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: whole thing is that there's a burger that everyone loves

654
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: and has two types of meat, and she thinks that

655
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: like the secret is that it's people. But what turns

656
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: out at the end is the secret that it's not

657
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: really meat. It's like vegetarian. And I would totally believe that,

658
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: like Arbies if they were like, this isn't really roast beef.

659
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just wheat gluten and like salt. Yeah,

660
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I actually don't know anybody who like it's like, yeah,

661
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: let's go get some Arbies. Like A love Arbies. There

662
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: even order like just roast beef sandwich, just sandwich. And

663
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: there's an Arby's near me in l A. It's right by,

664
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: um it's right by the Netflix office. I've no, I've

665
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: never been since I've lived there, but um I every

666
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: time I pass it, I do kind of think what

667
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: if not? No? Not I I do, like I will

668
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: admit like I like fast food from time to time.

669
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: Of course, you know I'll hit it. You'll hit a

670
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: rock bottom sometime and you'll be like it's time to

671
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 1: go to Rby. Like you'll know I'm surprised it hasn't happened.

672
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: There was a Saturday morning recently where I woke up

673
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: and like, I had a fridge full of food. I

674
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: could have like cooked breakfast, but I thought, you know what,

675
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: I really want McDonald's breakfast, and I ordered it delivery.

676
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: I did. I couldn't even get in my car and drive,

677
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: like you know, less than two minutes to go to McDonald's.

678
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: I had to order it delivery. And you better believe

679
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 1: that the second it was dropped off, I like snatched

680
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: it because I didn't want anyone, any of my neighbors

681
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: to see the delivery bag. They should do like advocate

682
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: magazines to where it came in, because like a secret container. Yeah,

683
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: but little discretionary like black like film that's over it

684
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: as if it's a porn. Did you have a favorite

685
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: fast food place still to this day, I mean I

686
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: haven't again, I'm vegan, SR. I don't how long have

687
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: you been vegan? Maybe like eight years? I know, um

688
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: Popeyees is definitely my favorite fast food franchise currently because

689
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: we didn't have about when you were a kid, and

690
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, it was McDonald's breakfast Breakfast

691
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: breakfast breakfast, and we would only my mom would get

692
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: it for us when we would go on vacation. Okay,

693
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, like she didn't let

694
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: you have soda, but yeah, we would get breakfast when

695
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: we were on vacation. Also, we had a babysitter, Michelle,

696
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: who was this Russian woman or no, sorry, she was Polish,

697
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: this Polish woman who we anceled. But I know, right,

698
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: we pushed her to the point of like mental break

699
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: but she would take Um, she would take us to

700
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: McDonald's as well. Wait, what was your mom's like if

701
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: if she wasn't drinking soda, what was her like? Little vice? Um,

702
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: we would have iced tea or mix iced tea with lemonade,

703
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,959
Speaker 1: which I still Arnold Palmer and Arnold Palmer right, yeah

704
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: that has a name, um juices, I think. But there

705
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: was nothing where you were like, Mom, why are you

706
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: allowed to have this? And we're not? No, Um, I

707
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: don't think so. I'm trying to think my we we

708
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: didn't eats. You know what's funny is like, even though

709
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 1: we didn't drink soda as a family, we didn't necessarily

710
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: eat like health food, which I'm grateful for, Like my

711
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: mom wasn't like you know, water and you know tea

712
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: only and like we're going to eat like you know,

713
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: healthy food. But she was and she grew up like

714
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: you know, under the poverty poverty line in like rural

715
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: New Mexico, and so like she grew up I think

716
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 1: with all these foods and knew why they were bad

717
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: or whatever. So but I don't know. Yeah, I didn't

718
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: grow up Rose. What is your soda order? Then? Like

719
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: to coke? I don't love. I love. I love coke,

720
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: not like the like Mexican coke with real sugar I love.

721
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 1: I will sometimes get a Mexican coke with real sugar,

722
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: like if it's around um or if it's at a

723
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: restaurant that has that, I'll order it. Um. I mean,

724
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: I don't drink a lot of soda. But if I'm

725
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: going to the movies, I have to get a coke. Um.

726
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: If I if I am getting fast food, like I

727
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: want to coke, or if I'm getting taco bell, you know,

728
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: I want Mountain jew Baha blast, Baha baha blast. Remember

729
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: code red just to remember cod um. Do you remember

730
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 1: clear PEPSI? I don't remember this clear well, it exists.

731
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: I remember like people talking about it and you know

732
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: it just skipped. Remember it came to I loved you who.

733
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: I drank so much? You know you did not? I

734
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: did you who? And um ah, what the funk were?

735
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: They called them? The thing dunk a ruse? You you

736
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: who dunk a ruse? And a gobble stick? Does anyone

737
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: know about is that meat? Yes? It was like a

738
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: cheese stick, but it was turkey, no and in it

739
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: but wet cold and wet cold and wet not cold. Yeah.

740
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: I like the wet element. It was a cold turkey

741
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: stick and I loved them so much. I love wet jerky.

742
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: I love a wet meat stick. I don't want a cold.

743
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: Also around that time was when salad shakers were a

744
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: thing at McDonald's. Oh my god, Wow, I love talking

745
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: about extinct foods. Code readers really wanted. Was there ever cold?

746
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: I think like sometimes things passed over my town because

747
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: it was like, we'll try this in the cities. If

748
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: it does well, we'll keep going. And it never trickled down.

749
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: So did you grow up with you who are no? No?

750
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: I think that's either I don't think you. I don't know,

751
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: is it? Why didn't you just drink chocolate milk, isn't it.

752
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: I did also drink chocolate milk, but you who was

753
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: just easier because it was like you just grab among

754
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: the among the actual Okay, I don't know like how

755
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: much cocaine people were doing. They invented kids snacks. They

756
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: were probably drinking original formula coke. But like Gusher's don

757
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 1: carus go gurt. Do you remember when go Gurt emerged

758
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: on the scenes and we're like, yeah, I want to

759
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: drink this great frozen tube. So good, so frozen. Most

760
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: things are better frozen. There's a thing now where people

761
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: put grapes in the freezer and I just like, does

762
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: it how do you eat that? Does it make them

763
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 1: really hard? Yeah? It makes them really hard. I don't

764
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: like putting frozen things on my teeth. I like, um,

765
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: I get the little um the milk chocolate peanut butter

766
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: cups at Trader Joe's, the little mini ones, and I

767
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: put those in the freezer. Okay, that's fair. Were you

768
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: a lunchables kid. I was a huge chlunchables kid, especially

769
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: lunchables pizza pizza, and I used to try to spin

770
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: it on my finger. I would what I would do

771
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: is I would um with the pizza. I would eat

772
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: one of the crust's plane so that I had more

773
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: pepperoni for the other two. I love. I love those

774
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: kind of little like hack hacks and like and like

775
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: rituals that you do with those kinds of food you

776
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: were cooking. I was, yeah, I shot like. I was like,

777
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I want more pepperoni

778
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: on this pizza. And I'm gonna everyone's gonna look at

779
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: over at my pizza and they're gonna be like, wow,

780
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: you have so much more on yours. And I'll be

781
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: like yeah, And this does make me think, Okay, So

782
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: you know, kids when they're in school, like and they're like,

783
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,479
Speaker 1: do really disgusting things with food. Yeah, And when I

784
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: was in elementary school, when I was in first grade, God,

785
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about this in a long time. I

786
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: used to puke like once a week lunch because the

787
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: people in the cafeteria would do such gross things with

788
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: their food. And I guess I just had like a

789
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: really sensitive stomach and I was always yeah, yeah, I

790
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: was like the puke girl. I love the puke girl. Actually,

791
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: I remember my best friend in grade school would dip

792
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: her chocolate chip cookies and ranch. That was like everyone discussed.

793
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: It was sort of show. It was sort of a show,

794
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: but it was also like everyone knows Maria loves ranch.

795
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: How much does she love it? And she's like, I

796
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: love it so much, I'll get my chocolate chip cookies

797
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: in it. And we'd be like, whoa, Okay, you win.

798
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: You love ranch the most. One of my bullies and

799
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: boy scouts used to eat barbecue sauce out of packets

800
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: just straight up. Well I did. Used to um with

801
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: the lunch bles pizza. If I had a little Marin

802
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: aerosoft sauce left in the squeeze tube, I would just

803
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: sucking or not shooting marinera with them. Those like little

804
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: packs of crackers that have the cheese or the peanut butter,

805
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: and yeah, I used to scrape the cheese or the

806
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 1: peanut butter off, take a pocket of mustard, make a

807
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: little mustard sandwich with crackers, and then eat it. That

808
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: sounds good. Wait, why didn't you just get like ritz

809
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: crackers and do that like no, no, no, no, remnant? Yeah,

810
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,959
Speaker 1: because I think I think, yeah, but as I think,

811
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: I ate the peanut butter and then made the sandwiches

812
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: and also the rich cheese cracker things, which are again

813
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: a very specific nostalgic food. Those had the essential chemically

814
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: taste of all the snacks at the time. You know

815
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 1: that that kind of synthetic layer of on everything, which

816
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,800
Speaker 1: I think would be essential to your mustard. Yeah. I

817
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: also am loved getting bugles and putting them on my fingers. Yeah,

818
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: so it looks like it looks like ales. Yeah, it's

819
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: honestly every which which undertone, which does every comedian ever

820
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 1: existed to have ever existed? That was the first. Well.

821
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: I also used to do it with um black olives

822
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: when we went to when we went to my grandparents

823
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: who lived at a country club. Their their country club

824
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: has a buffet, and it's like every day is like

825
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: a bar mitzvah um, and there was always a huge

826
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: But I was really I was obsessed with pickles when

827
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and like still am. Like the

828
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: other day, I was at our at the hotel, I'm

829
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: staying out, and I walked over to the decal market

830
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: that's like in the building where UM Target is and

831
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: I went to cats As Delhi and just got a

832
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: bag of pickles to bring back to my hotel room

833
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: and like snack on. Um. No. But when I was

834
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: a kid, I was obsessed with olives and I would

835
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: put them on my fingers and just like beat them

836
00:50:44,680 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: up one day one like, yeah, okay, here's the theory

837
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: to be positive cold. Do you think that, um, the

838
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: way that we interacted with like soda um was like

839
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: a training ground for the way maybe some of us

840
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: experimented with more illicit substances as adults. I definitely loved

841
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: pretending like that was my cocktail at the end of

842
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: the day, you know, like coming home, Like as soon

843
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: as I get in the door, I'm having a lemon lime. Um,

844
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: I'm I'm putting my feet up to the same thing.

845
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: Make me a drink I would pour. I would pour

846
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: an Arizona iced tea into like a tumbler like it

847
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: was a Scotch. And then I would break out a

848
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: pretzel a pretzel stick like it was a cigarette. Like

849
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: would you sit there, like at the office, would you

850
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: recline into a chair? And yeah, it was very It

851
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: was very Tennessee. William Yeah, um, okay, I see that

852
00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: for you. Um, they remember those candy cigarettes, the Spider Man. Why, honestly,

853
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: just think that the pretzel stick was more satisfying. I agree,

854
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: But candy cigarettes were banned because I think it was

855
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: discovered that they were literally trying to like turn kids

856
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: on the side. I'm sure right, um. And also wasn't

857
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 1: a camel wasn't the camel from Camel cigarettes also banned

858
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: because oh they like Joe Cool, not his name being

859
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: Joke Cool. That's like two on the note. I wonder

860
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: to these days. He's out of work, he's touring with Louie.

861
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: He's actually working with JK Rolling on her next project.

862
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: He's in turf Where was Joe Cool on January set? Yeah?

863
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: J K Rowling is writing the stage adaptation of his life. Absolutely,

864
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: that's Joke Cools going to do. I Um. I wish

865
00:52:55,440 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: that we were more UM soda forward, Like I wish

866
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: that we kept um like there were soda pairings, you know,

867
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: like a yeah, a soda flight. I do think that

868
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: exists because you can well, like at Universal or Disney,

869
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: there's um a places that are not that you can um.

870
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: There's there's definitely a place of Universal where it's like

871
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: sodas from around the world. It's like coke in every

872
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: different country and continent around the world, and you can

873
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: try all these different Yeah, you know that that existed.

874
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: Me and my friends have this multimillion dollar idea. So

875
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,720
Speaker 1: those listening at home please do not steal this idea

876
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: of having a water world wherein we have all the

877
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: waters of the world, and New York tap water obviously

878
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: would be probably the most popular water that we would sell.

879
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 1: Could also be like, you know, this is tap water

880
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: from I don't know, Minnesota, or like tapiter and water,

881
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: or you know what I mean. Do you buy soda

882
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,399
Speaker 1: to have at home? I buy Lacroix, But then every

883
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: like if I was being honest with myself and who

884
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: I am, I would I would be drinking regular soda.

885
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: What's your favorite Lacroix flavor? Key Lime? Mine too. I

886
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: think that's my favorite too. Yeah, I love um mixing

887
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 1: it with with like other juices and things too, just

888
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: like lemonade, but instead of water using key lime Lacroix.

889
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,959
Speaker 1: You know what else as good as um, they're lemon

890
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: cello Lacroix. That one's pretty good. I don't I don't

891
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: love that. I like key lime. Yeah, lemon cello key

892
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 1: lime is the fuck lemon cello lemon Let's let's talk,

893
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: can we talk about the abuse. So for some reason,

894
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: that line of Mariah Carey's and Precious the Cadence, the

895
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: way she said it sticks in my head and it

896
00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: was really inappropriate. It's not like funny, but can we

897
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: talk about the abuse to Monique? But coconut coconut? It

898
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: tastes like toothpaste. Yeah, I don't love it. I sort

899
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: of get off on how gross it is. Yeah, I

900
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: like that. It's a little step punishment. You're punishing yourself,

901
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: like like, well, I like it in a d S

902
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: relationship with you, that's basically the same thing as the

903
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: ranch dressing on the cookies. Yeah, I like it. Yeah,

904
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna borrow. I'm gonna be a barf girl. If

905
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: you had to have a soda, if you had to

906
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: have it for lunch today at lunch, what would you pick?

907
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: And saltzer doesn't count, seltzer doesn't count. Um, we forgot

908
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,280
Speaker 1: about orange soda. I mean that's I love loves orange soda.

909
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: I do, I do, I do I honestly, I'm not sure.

910
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: I think I would pick a diet coke. Yeah, coke,

911
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: diet coke, I think I would want, Like I agree

912
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,399
Speaker 1: with Rose, It's like the circumstances in which I drink

913
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: that are getting fast food in it makes aesthetic sense.

914
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: I just realized what it is about diet coke that

915
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: I love so much. It's very teacher's lounge, so teacher's lounge,

916
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:18,399
Speaker 1: and there's something about drinking it that makes me feel like, well,

917
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 1: now I'm allowed in the teacher's lounge. I'm just like

918
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: Miss Vanada in seventh grade? Would you do kind of

919
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 1: have teacher's lounge? And that's why I could cry because

920
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: I feel so seen right now, like the ethos of

921
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: almost every character you've ever yeah, yeah, I mean truly,

922
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: every character I've ever done is just like me trying

923
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: to get into the teachers Well. There was no space

924
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: more coveted, oh none, And I felt like I deserved

925
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: to be in there. It was like, if anyone in

926
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: this school deserves to be in that room, it's me.

927
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: It was the room of requirement, basically. You and I

928
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: remember walking back every time the door was like just close,

929
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: and You're like, did you rever get to go in?

930
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I so. I was in student government

931
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: for some reason. I had to do morning announcements. Did

932
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: I live the show? The original? He's the original podcast,

933
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: and I think under those circumstances, I once went inside

934
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: the teacher's lins, but I remember being gooped. I remember

935
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: being like what you were, and it was like being here.

936
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be in here. Yeah, I shouldn't be here.

937
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be up here. Yeah that's should I shouldn't

938
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: be up here. Honestly, neither of us know what actually

939
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: sounds like. I dare you? Yeah, that's good. How dare you?

940
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: You stole my future? Anytime we do an impression, it

941
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: gets like either it's either Kate or dumbled. Greta Thunberg

942
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: has never has never drank a soda in her Oh

943
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: my god, you think, yeah, it's like in an aluminum can,

944
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: and you're right. She has never verset. She's never had

945
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: anything but water. Do you ever go to get a

946
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: soda at the bodega like I can at the bodega

947
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: and they give you a straw? Yes? I love that

948
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: because I love drinking can. I don't actually know if

949
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: there was like a city ordinance or something, but they

950
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: started giving straws because they were finding like rat feces

951
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: on I do remember the rat so they were like,

952
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: we need to avoid that. So everyone gets a stronestly.

953
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: I think it's part of the flavor. Yeah, a little spice.

954
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: I mean it's and it's a plastic straw. So it's

955
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, bad for the environment. You know.

956
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: How do you go into the teacher's lounge. I have

957
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: never been in the teacher's lounge. I didn't want to.

958
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: I was a bad girl. Okay, right, that's that to me.

959
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: That's like, fuck you, I'm gonna go in there, yeah

960
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: and take a dump. Did you go to the principal's

961
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: office where you have? I have gone not to the

962
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: principal's office, but the guidance counselor's office. Many times they

963
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: were like, we need the big guns. Yeah. I actually

964
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: was reminded of this recently. One time I was called

965
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: down to the office. I had no idea why, and

966
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe it's like first because I did

967
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: a lot of theater in high school, like some theater thing.

968
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: And I turned up and both my parents were sitting there.

969
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: And that was a gag in and of itself because

970
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: my parents were divorced and it was very contentious divorce.

971
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: So to have them both in the same place, I

972
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: was my wig was gone, and it was like season finale,

973
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: And it was because I had forged my mom's signature

974
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: on some document. It was like it was like because

975
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: I was doing bound in some class and it was

976
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: a note that they sent home or or honestly might

977
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: have been like a permission slip or something. And truly

978
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: it was because my mom was like, I don't have

979
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: time to sign that, just like forge my signature, because

980
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 1: in high school I had one of her credit cards

981
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: and I just used to like forge her signature all

982
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: the time and she was like, just do it. Um,

983
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: And I don't know why I got into so much

984
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: trouble about it. Also, it probably was like there was

985
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: something else going on to but um, yeah, that was that.

986
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: It was kind of the only time that I ever

987
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: really got reprimanded. I've only been sent to the principle's

988
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: office once for saying ass but I didn't even say

989
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: it in context. I was repeating, are you crying? Were

990
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: you Like I was mortified. I hated being in trouble

991
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: like that. Well, I was a good Christian girl, and

992
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: so like there was really no realm of possibility where

993
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: I would ever be sent to the principal's office. But

994
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: my high school high school, my middle school bully Renee Rosky. Yes,

995
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: I said her full name. We're going to find you.

996
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: I actually like I saw her at a hair salon

997
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: like in sometime in adulthood, and she was very nice

998
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 1: to me. Um but like I um, she she would

999
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: swear all the time and we were arguing about swear

1000
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: words and I remember saying she said asked or whatever,

1001
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, ass like, isn't even a bad word.

1002
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: It means donkey or something like that. And then the woman,

1003
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: you know, the lunch lady, like you know, monitoring the

1004
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: there's always those lunch ladies, like literally the cops of

1005
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: the school a cab including she was like, what includes

1006
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: ladies and I went to them. I was like I

1007
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: had a few instances like that. We're then now looking back,

1008
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she hated fats that that had

1009
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 1: nothing to do with like she was just like disgusted.

1010
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: That was like, why are you sitting with the girls?

1011
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 1: Get away from them? And I was what exclusively? So

1012
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, I did something wrong. And

1013
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: then I like, I'll like have a dream about it

1014
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, wait, that wasn't I wasn't bad.

1015
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: It was just homophobia, like she was kind of right,

1016
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: she looks kind of right. I shouldn't have been with

1017
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: those girls were bad. I mean the girls that I

1018
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: spent my lunches with were you know, um girls that

1019
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: I thought were like my best friends. And only retrospectively,

1020
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, they didn't know them at all, and

1021
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: they didn't invite me to any of their birthday maybe

1022
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: actively excluded me, but they were like, oh, it's like

1023
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: girls all only you know. That was like, oh, sorry,

1024
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: it's girls only. Little did they know? Little did they

1025
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: know secrets I had. I had a group of of

1026
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: girl friends in middle school. We were like one big

1027
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: click and then at the beginning of the next year

1028
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 1: of school, half of the group decided that they wanted

1029
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: the like kind of less cool, we're like the weirder

1030
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: girls like out of the group. And the way that

1031
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: they told us was that they went around in a

1032
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: circle and they each said one word of like their

1033
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: breakup text, which was like we don't want to hang

1034
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: out with you and me more wow wow, And it's

1035
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: a stage. And I feel like, I like, did they

1036
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: dump you that way? Or I was dumped? No? Isn't

1037
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: not surprising that I wasn't one of the part that,

1038
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: um but yes and no, and one of them also

1039
01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: slapped me really hard one All right, that's not because

1040
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: you know I was the only like you know boy

1041
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: in the group, and I think they thought they could

1042
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: get away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really wanted

1043
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: to be in with the smart girls. They were not No,

1044
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: they weren't the nerds. They weren't like gross, but they

1045
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 1: had like you know, like they had their healthy lunches

1046
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 1: like packed, and like everything was organized and like, um,

1047
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: all their school supplies were like matching, you know, like

1048
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: I wanted THEO. I wanted to be friends with those girls,

1049
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: not the text girk covers. Yes they had yeah yeah

1050
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 1: yeah and binders, the ones that like cried when they

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Speaker 1: got bees. I loved those girls. I wanted to be them.

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Speaker 1: But then they were like as soon as middle school

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Speaker 1: happened and it was like puberty, they were like you

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Speaker 1: what are you doing here? And I was like the

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Speaker 1: whole time? Please, They were like no. Now they're all

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Speaker 1: married to like marines. That is the apply. Yeah, their

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Speaker 1: Facebook photos are them holding a gun? Where where were they? Yeah? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: So called did you ever get inside the teacher's lounge.

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Speaker 1: I did. I broken. Yeah, it was on a weekend

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Speaker 1: and me and my friends broke into the school and

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Speaker 1: then we got into the teacher's lounge and it was like,

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Speaker 1: don't meet your heroes. It was so disappointing. It was

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Speaker 1: like the ugliest, oldest like couches and like it was

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Speaker 1: just sad. It was like it was not what I

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Speaker 1: the lighting. It was like so bright fluorescent lighting. I

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Speaker 1: imagine teacher's lounge like a warm, welcoming yeah yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: softly like yeah, like a womb a snack bar like

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, like like food you couldn't you know,

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Speaker 1: like menus Like I thought it would be more like

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Speaker 1: a spa waiting area and it was. It was basically

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Speaker 1: like here some leftover furniture from the health room and

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