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Speaker 1: Anyway, he's getting waxed. He's getting waxed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's funny, but it's painful.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, we asked the women in our culture to do it.

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Speaker 1: Time, yea with our friends. Oh yeah, great funny scene. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: So that with this was not a license waxer, and

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Speaker 2: Oh about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: Well, what's wrong is it was the wax was taking

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to Hollywood hand Handbook Insiders.

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Speaker 3: Got we what about I like to put a little

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Speaker 2: Yep, we want four weeks.

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Speaker 3: Yes, uh, but Joe Mandy was on the show recently.

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Speaker 3: We played some of your material. We just sort of

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Speaker 1: Inside the mind of the comic, it's a true jewelers show,

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Speaker 2: And your wits and sometimes like a pencil. Ah, yes,

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Speaker 2: And this is the stuff that we need you for.

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Speaker 1: You Ever, when you're using those, the resistance goes away

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Speaker 3: It's like a freaking laser light show for free.

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Speaker 4: Well, the gonna getter.

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Speaker 3: Decision to have that be the very first thing that

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Speaker 2: Well, I think just people want to hear it, so

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Speaker 2: What is going to get hurt? Gaya mm hmm mm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about because I think a lot of bands

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Speaker 3: Not even the whole song, just play hey now You're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just the chorus connected to nothing and then just

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Speaker 2: You guys think I was the odds?

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Speaker 3: Which I guess very high.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you control That's what I'm saying. What is this?

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Speaker 2: No more games, No, I don't play games.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that we're in a post game society.

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Speaker 3: So many comedians, well, do their entire set, then wait

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Speaker 2: Why yeah, why toy with them?

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Speaker 3: Yes, no, it is and you can do it again

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Speaker 2: And I've never even no one's ever like, I've never

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Speaker 2: that thing at the end where people clap. You know

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Speaker 2: what else you have?

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Speaker 3: You've heard of that happening to other people.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I've seen it on in movies. Yeah, its fake. Well,

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Speaker 1: But it's not like you have sex and then bust

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Speaker 3: May do you actually have.

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Speaker 2: Time to get her done? Yeah, that you can get

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Speaker 1: Otherwise you're thinking like, oh man, that's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: You know, No more game? Yeah, please bust up playing games.

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Speaker 2: Let's bust it.

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Speaker 1: Let's bust immediately. All right, all right, let's hear some of.

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Speaker 4: This expect that. Would you.

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Speaker 6: Spring is in there? You know how I know spring

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Speaker 6: is in there? The pumpkins on my porch. You're starting

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Speaker 3: You're going so fast.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's already get warm in Florida. Her I'm man,

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Speaker 6: good lord, I've seen a three hundred pounds woman at

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Speaker 3: Now you don't think she should be allowed to buy that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do you feel that she wouldn't be? Is she imprevious

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Speaker 2: Okay? Do you think tall people should be allowed to

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Speaker 3: And the more of it you have, yeah, the more

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But but you are here to challenge the way we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, it's just funny to see you

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Speaker 3: I go to wal Greens and up at the store

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Please please? You're taller than any window I seen. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Let's see if you expand on this, you got to

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Speaker 4: What that?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So that seems like it runs counter to the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well I felt like I was trying to make

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Speaker 2: I'll dude, I'll just.

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Speaker 3: Do that the opposite.

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Speaker 1: And did you also just see someone buying a paint

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Speaker 2: You know what's already exists behind the curtain that because.

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Speaker 1: You could say that about the tall guy buying wind decks,

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, Actually, it's funny. You don't have sometimes you

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Speaker 2: just you kind of have to like combine stories. Those

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Speaker 6: Yeah, buying sun if you want to block the sun,

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Speaker 2: Forgot, that's what I well, No.

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Speaker 1: Could Yes, she could get into your son, know that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then then you wouldn't need sunblocked. But that's kind

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Speaker 2: of I feel like anyone why you don't need to

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Speaker 7: Before I begin my comedy routine, Now, what is the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it's kind of funny. I like to

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Speaker 2: like my catchphrase. Then I kind of kind of joke around.

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Speaker 1: First, you humanize yourself, thank you, You make them picture

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Speaker 2: Allow them.

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Speaker 1: So even though you're in this massive stadium, you're really

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Speaker 2: Dealing with that pumpkin stink.

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Speaker 4: K this story.

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Speaker 6: We went out there, Dad, I got drunk and took

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Speaker 6: time I've ever driven a k to be honestly, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, okay.

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Speaker 6: Picture people up, made a hundred bucks on the way back. Okay,

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Speaker 6: all right, I'll tell you what makes me matter? And

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Speaker 3: Okay, uh yeah, is that a situation that people are

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, the artist I remember I saw okay, was

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Speaker 2: that's where that came from. I went to a screening

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Speaker 3: But you were just guessing all the movies that you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I remember sitting there. It was the best

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Speaker 2: calling joke.

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Speaker 3: Ah, yes, he thinks that it should be a Gladiator.

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Speaker 2: He wanted to Gladiator again. Yes, oh can you do that?

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Speaker 3: He's hosting now, so it's his it's his choice for

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Speaker 2: That would be cool if he picked Gladiator.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: If Gladiator wins this year, I'll flip respect.

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Speaker 2: I would that would be mad respect.

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Speaker 1: That would be mad respect from from this this battle brace.

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Speaker 2: If Gladatir won Best TV Show, I'd be madder than

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Speaker 6: That's these people that text and drive, don't that piss

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Speaker 6: you off?

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Speaker 4: It irritates me. It irritates me, and I had.

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Speaker 6: My kids with me there to day, so I'm doing

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Speaker 4: I said, damn it. Almost shoot my beer head.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, okay, so you have been doing

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Speaker 3: a lot of drug driving.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that made money off this guy's cap.

450
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Speaker 2: I mean, talk about that. It's just look, man, life

451
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 2: on the road it gets kind of crazy. It's hard

452
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: to I mean, it's hard to justify a lot of

453
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 2: what you do when you're on the road. I mean, like,

454
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 2: I'll be back here in two weeks and I'll tell

455
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Speaker 2: you all all the road dogs. Yeah, all right, can

456
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: we hear a road dog?

457
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 3: It's hurt, it got right over.

458
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: Well, they shouldn't be in the road. Yeah, And that's

459
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: that's very dangerous for a dog to be in the road.

460
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Speaker 6: Everybody textion and tweeting, y'all do that Twitter?

461
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 4: Now?

462
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 6: I do the country version Conway Twitter. Oh my tweets

463
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 6: start with hello Darling.

464
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Speaker 3: And that's something he says, Hell yeah.

465
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Speaker 2: Yeah, con Yeah, that's a reference to Conway Twitty. And

466
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 2: I've always I've always loved, you know, taking things from

467
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 2: like my past growing up listening to Conway Twitty and

468
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 2: then be like, oh, Twitter sounds so much like Twitty.

469
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yes, do you I maybe I'm going crazy.

470
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: As I speak with you in the studio, you seem

471
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,719
Speaker 1: to have a slightly different cadence interesting than then in

472
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: the material. Is it a is it a stage persona?

473
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Speaker 1: Is it just you're so amped up with adrenaline because

474
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: there's a drum, very subtle, blackout drunk and it's hard.

475
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Speaker 1: It's interesting to say that because I can't.

476
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Speaker 2: Hear I just hear a witch's voice. Ah, like what

477
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: I'm hearing doing these bits? Well, what does it sound

478
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: like to you? Because this sounds like a like a

479
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 2: evil witch.

480
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Speaker 1: Y'all, y'all needs to texting and twitters, but that sounds

481
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: like a witch to you as well?

482
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all. And have you I.

483
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: Had a curse put on you by a witch? Look,

484
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 2: I mean it's another it's another road story, a life

485
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 2: on the road.

486
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,360
Speaker 1: Stole a cab driving drunk, maybe daughter or something.

487
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then crash into a gingerbread house at

488
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Speaker 2: one point.

489
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this is starck go really well in

490
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Speaker 3: this act. I mean, I don't know I would leave

491
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Speaker 3: that out.

492
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Speaker 6: Okay, my stomach church a little bit too. I was

493
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 6: at the McDonald's and had to make rib two months ago,

494
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 6: one year to make rib. Last time I had that,

495
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Speaker 6: my glade plugin started a carpet fire.

496
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Speaker 3: For God's shake, Why did that happen?

497
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Speaker 4: Uh?

498
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really, that was crazy.

499
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Speaker 3: It might not have been related.

500
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Speaker 2: It was, I mean, I I felt, I mean, I

501
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: had like severe diarrhea, and then I came I finally like,

502
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 2: was I finished? And it came out there's a carpet fire. Yeah,

503
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: my house is on fire near that outlet, near the

504
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 2: where the glade plug in one. Yeah. So I just

505
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 2: imagined that, oh, these must be related, right.

506
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: Yes, Correlation is causation, is it? That's one of your

507
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: scientific is that's it? Like the sun block thing. You

508
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: believe that correlation in fact is causation.

509
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: Causation is you just move two steps get out of

510
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 2: the sun.

511
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Speaker 3: Could it maybe be that the stinkiness of your poops

512
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 3: and farts from the McRib is forcing the glade plug

513
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 3: in to work so so much harder as glade plugins work,

514
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 3: the stinkier the spell, the more electricity they are plug in.

515
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: I mean, what the thing that's so brilliant about this

516
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: technology is they hate the stinky it's.

517
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 2: A stinky meter.

518
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Speaker 1: They actually are uh so mad when there's a stinky

519
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: smell that they start fuming and their anger smells very good,

520
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: or at least very floor. Huh uh So I guess yeah,

521
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: that makes sense.

522
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: That the glad plug in, which.

523
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: Is sort of a warrior battling stink a gladiator. Mm

524
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: hmm yeah, best TV show this year. Uh that's interesting.

525
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 2: I mean, I just again, I you, I love this

526
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 2: is my favorite thing is that I present these stories

527
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 2: and then you know, people come up with their own interpretations.

528
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 3: So, okay, this is just something that happened.

529
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a fire in my house and I

530
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,239
Speaker 2: was in I was on the toilet. But I mean

531
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Speaker 2: it's I mean, that's so interesting that Yeah, it's a

532
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 2: it's a scent warrior.

533
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 6: I farted so hard you get a part Damn the

534
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 6: make rib, you know what, I know, the McDonald's two

535
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 6: months a year and then you never see it again.

536
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 6: I figured out why it takes ten months to hunt

537
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 6: down and shoot whatever the hell kind of meat that is.

538
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: It's hard to shoot the animal.

539
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's rare. It's hard to find pig.

540
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you acknowledge that it is a pig.

541
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, have you guys ever seen a pig?

542
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 3: I don't see that like going walking around.

543
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: I've never I mean it must take months.

544
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you were like Sean, you got to

545
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: go get a pig right now, like that.

546
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 2: Wouldn't know where to start. I think it would take you.

547
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: I literally wouldn't know where to start months, ten months

548
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: even like not even like yeah, where where would one

549
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 2: even find that? And then to shoot it for me

550
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: to shoot it? Yeah, and then and then yeah, make

551
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 2: quorder it.

552
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: Figure, give them the just the rib apart, and you

553
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: know what, it would take me more than ten months because.

554
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. It would take I

555
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: would be like I'm not gonna do that.

556
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 3: Just to get around to doing it.

557
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like build up some kind of motivation.

558
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: Either you would have something on me or yeah, it

559
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: would happen.

560
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: We have to do two podcasts every week now.

561
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: I know we're doing two, and then you'd be all alone.

562
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah that would be bad.

563
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: That would be so bad.

564
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 2: I think that's I mean, that's that's what I'm saying,

565
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: like probably about ten months gittered. Yeah it's not even

566
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 2: real ribs.

567
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 4: It's meat formed a shape, black a rib you believe it.

568
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 6: It's like they got a playo fun factory in the

569
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 6: back of the McDonald's. Back there, they're forming meat in

570
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 6: the ribs, which I find funny because anybody eating the

571
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 6: meat shaped black a rib they're all shaped black batitus.

572
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 4: But I like McDonald's, so I.

573
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 6: Do I go up there. Usually I'll get the same

574
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 6: thing every time.

575
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 3: That rea okay, yeah, yeah, right, So that that checks

576
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 3: out with your other story.

577
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: You were saying that you got diarrhea so bad you

578
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: stained your under bridges. M Uh can you talk about

579
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: your under bridges a little bit? And uh, why why

580
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: you want them clean?

581
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: These? Okay, we don't do that, Okay.

582
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, although our Southern audience loves I believe, Yes, I

583
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 8: believe we uh mention of the word on these get

584
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 8: in trouble yet and add force to make good.

585
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: So who knows how many discoveries commercial for macull You.

586
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 3: Asked me where I know?

587
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 2: I buy my medes through my stamps dot com Mmmm,

588
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 2: and uh, I know when my Movement watch dings, I

589
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: know they're there, then I should all.

590
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if that company exists anymore,

591
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: does it? Movement? Yeah?

592
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they yeah, they moved uh right out of the

593
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: watch business.

594
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 3: Related to your comment about potatoes can My understanding is

595
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 3: that they do call you tater salad.

596
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: H they do. Yeah, what what do you.

597
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 3: Mean, what's the story of that nickname?

598
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I just like eating it.

599
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 3: Okay, m m.

600
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: So it's not a great story.

601
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 3: It's very boring.

602
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a terrible story. Yeah, you know what. It's because,

603
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: like I eat it so quickly that a lot of

604
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: it ends up like on my shirt. So you almost

605
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 2: it's almost if I become to look at you, one

606
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 2: would think you had become taterater. You're like, yeah, it's interesting. Sorry, no, no,

607
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 2: I was just saying that that was interesting.

608
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: That's always helpful to me when somebody tells me that

609
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: their story is interesting, because a lot of times I

610
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: can't tell.

611
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's just just to like really nail it down.

612
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 6: Hey, I do want to do something tonight, a little tribu.

613
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 6: One of my favorite entertainers, Jimmy Dean, passed away while

614
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 6: but last year.

615
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 4: And I like that old boy.

616
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 6: So if you don't mind the rest of my show,

617
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do it with my sausage at half mash.

618
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 3: So you announ think that you are going to have

619
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 3: a boner. You have the rest of the show or

620
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 3: less of a boner.

621
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, half of okay, which is took months of practice.

622
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: What do you like, Like, what's the stuff Jimmy Dean

623
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: did that you like?

624
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 2: I mean mostly the sausage. Well, okay, you seem to know.

625
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: Entertainer, but then you honor him, You're gonna have your sausage.

626
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: I mean, imagine his music made a profound impact of music. Yeah,

627
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 2: and uh you don't. Yeah, it was. It's very powers

628
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: and it's it's hard to me for me not to

629
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 2: get aroused thinking about it. I know him mainly from

630
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 2: that song. What was this?

631
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Speaker 4: What was it?

632
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 2: The Ray? It was called rock On? Yeah, where it

633
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 2: was like on the cover of a magazine Jimmy Dean

634
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: or whatever.

635
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was Ray Ray something. What's Who's sang

636
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: it rock on?

637
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 3: Uh? It was Ray? Uh uh, I don't know Charles. Yeah,

638
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 3: it was Rachel.

639
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, you always forget that Ray.

640
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: Charles did a lot of shitty contemporary pop music.

641
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: Look, I'm doing it now, that's so. I just you

642
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: know the audience, doesn't You can only hear it.

643
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, laugh as it there watching the watch.

644
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 2: I close my eyes and I think of like a

645
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 2: woman's like her ankle and shin area gets to like

646
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 2: a halfway but anymore than it's a full owner and

647
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 2: then maybe it's comfortable, but yeah, maybe it's another carpet fire.

648
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: So if you busted that, that's a different plug in.

649
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I think you all you know is that time.

650
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: Ship or comes on fire and I should get that

651
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 2: checked out.

652
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 4: They shouldn't make And I'm not proud of this.

653
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 3: What what happened?

654
00:34:54,560 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 2: What's going on? Can I just tell you every time?

655
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 2: Like it's so, I've spent so much energy focusing on

656
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: getting a half of a boner that other things sort

657
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 2: of loose, you know, Yeah, Okay, I was really I

658
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 2: was hoping that we get edited up. But again, you

659
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: guys came to my last show and taped yes, So

660
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 2: if I had, you know, creative control over what we

661
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 2: were listening to, I probably would.

662
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 3: Have when it goes on the DVD that yeah, there's

663
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 3: just a silent.

664
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 2: It'll be an audience reaction.

665
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 3: Okay.

666
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 6: I've been sleeping with members of my staff. And what's

667
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 6: worse than that is I'm self employed.

668
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 3: So you're sleeping by yourself.

669
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 2: Were you really cracked yourself up with this one? Were

670
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: you surprised.

671
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: Were you surprised to hear yourself say it?

672
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: It's just you know, it's funny to imagine yourself sleeping.

673
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 2: That's what was happening. I was imagining myself like, well,

674
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 2: you never get to see it, I know, so it's

675
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 2: funny to imagine, like what it was. One of the

676
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 2: funniest things you can think about. Truly, that is interesting.

677
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 4: I almost am.

678
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 6: I almost didn't make it here tonight. We had a

679
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 6: tragedy at the house. My grandma farted and caught her

680
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 6: snuggy on fire.

681
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 3: And what is happening in your house?

682
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 2: I imagine it's part of the curse.

683
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: It's so.

684
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, luckily I didn't eat McDonald's before I can,

685
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 2: but because man, this whole building would be on fire.

686
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: I thought, wow, yeah, it's just so many fires, and yeah,

687
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: it's the whole family.

688
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 2: It's a real tragedy.

689
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 1: Got on the fire and then the snuggie caught on

690
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: fire from the from the one fart.

691
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I come from a long line of fire farders.

692
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 3: Okay, and you, uh, I guess I could see how

693
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 3: you came up with that story because you did fart

694
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: two times right right before it made you think it wasn't.

695
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: I didn't have it down on my set list, but

696
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: I just figured, is there a second mic that's picking

697
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: that up? Yeah, it's just so clear. Well, I do

698
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 2: have a I mean I have to give that up

699
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: to my sound I travel with a sound crew, and

700
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: I have a love mic that is put directly on

701
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 2: my butthole. Oh it clips onto the like ridge, right,

702
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: I see?

703
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ridge the ridge of your butt.

704
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 2: H Okay, that is I don't think there's any other

705
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: word for that.

706
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 3: No, you have it more pronounced. Of all the people

707
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 3: who could definitely clip a laugh onto the ridge up

708
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: their butt, it's definitely you.

709
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

710
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: Mine just kind of falls off.

711
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: We got to work on it. Yes, And plus there's

712
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: all that scar tissue from all the fires.

713
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: Sure that's easier to clip onto than some of what

714
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: I got going on back there.

715
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 6: From what I've seen, the good news is Jo she's

716
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 6: got a weak bladder, so she beat herself out real. Actually, Snuggie,

717
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 6: what in the world them snuggies make me madder? And

718
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 6: the hunch back in on limbo contest, I tell you.

719
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:37,479
Speaker 3: What, it's a lot of uh handicapped people being mad.

720
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, that's all. I've seen some things, man,

721
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: and they were on the road. They have every right

722
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 2: to be angry.

723
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 3: You know who's making them do worse.

724
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 2: To do limbo?

725
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: Well, if you invite, like, yes, if you invited hunchback

726
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: person to your party, or even worse, maybe if it's

727
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: their own birthday party and then one of the activities

728
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 1: you schedule is a limbo contest.

729
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: They would have a right to be upset. That should

730
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 2: be meant because that is excluding. It's not nice, That's

731
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,280
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Yeah, I get it. People are laughing

732
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 2: and like, I'm a comedian, so I think they feel compelled,

733
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 2: But I'm making a point. Well, it's uncomfortable.

734
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: I mean, how many people in the audience do you

735
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: think we're laughing to be like, oh, he's talking about them,

736
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: not me.

737
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 2: But they know in the back of their mind that

738
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 2: they have invited a hunch back to a limbo contest.

739
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 2: It needs to stop.

740
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 4: That dumb invention.

741
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 6: We used to have snuggies back in the day. They

742
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 6: were called robes.

743
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: Alright, Ouch, that's.

744
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 4: The dumbest invention I ever seen. A snugy.

745
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 6: If you're too stupid to operate a blanket al right,

746
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 6: you deserve to be cold every now and then?

747
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 3: Do you regret saying that? Now that was a little much?

748
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.

749
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: I was trying that out, and I I love you know,

750
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: I love comedy that has a clear target, and I

751
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: think it's good to cut people.

752
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 2: Down the size.

753
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, I'm you know, famously politically. I

754
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: don't take any stance. I think everyone is making great points.

755
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: All this stuff is good.

756
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: Of this stuff, I like, yes, it's just nine.

757
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,760
Speaker 1: But I but I gotta say, when you aim at

758
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: the snuggie consumer, yeah, I don't know what the fuck

759
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: you're thinking.

760
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: And to say that they deserve to be cold is

761
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 3: very mean.

762
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 2: Oh did I say cold?

763
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 3: What did you think you said?

764
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: I thought I said killed. So the fact that like

765
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: that really softens from now on. I was saying, like,

766
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 2: if you're too stupid to operate a blanket, you deserve

767
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: to be killed every night.

768
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 3: And then everything on.

769
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 2: But then I have a witch bring you back to

770
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 2: life to be killed again by you, No, by my

771
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: witch friend.

772
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: No.

773
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 3: But are you killing them?

774
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah your friends now? Yeah? Yeah? Uneasy partnership.

775
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 2: I mean it's like, you know, friend, right, the kind

776
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 2: of friend run into each other a lot, friend, Yeah,

777
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 2: because you get the curses put on you.

778
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 6: You today my wife was madder an now buyo hitch

779
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 6: hacking in the snowstorm?

780
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: Wow?

781
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 2: Whoa so mad? Can you imagine? I've seen it. They're furious.

782
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 3: How did you see it?

783
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 2: Though? You know, that's a great point. It was only

784
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: later I was I was filming something else. I was

785
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 2: filming the snowstorm. And then you're wait, wait, enhanced?

786
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 3: Is that by.

787
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: To hike out my wife?

788
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 6: Or I was going out to eat and she was

789
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 6: trying to turn me on, and we was in the car.

790
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 6: She wouldn't wear no underpanties and the police give her

791
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 6: a ticket for open container.

792
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: What do you mean.

793
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: She?

794
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 2: Uh, she had a bottle of gin.

795
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 3: Okay, you were on your way to eat and she's

796
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 3: trying to turn you on before dinner.

797
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 1: And she's and she didn't have any underpanties and theaps

798
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: give ticket for open container.

799
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: Right because she was holding a bottle of gin. I

800
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,479
Speaker 2: should have left that, I know, I really yeah, neither,

801
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 2: because then it sounds I'm talking like I'm talking about

802
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 2: her like vagina, like you're talking about it.

803
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: It does sound like that, and as if the and

804
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: the underpants closed that container and.

805
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 3: Imally that she is trying to turn you on by

806
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 3: like contorting herself in the car to show you that

807
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 3: her container is open.

808
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying. She was.

809
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 3: She's breaking.

810
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 2: This is three or four different stories.

811
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 3: Right.

812
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying, you definitely have to streamline. So no,

813
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: I'm getting it. Yeah, So that is my process. So

814
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 2: I take things that seemingly are unrelated and if it

815
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: just so happens like it sounds like I'm talking about

816
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 2: her vagina and people laugh and like, you know, I

817
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 2: have to pay the bills. Man, my wife's jawshome.

818
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 6: She was mad at me of Valentine's Day last year.

819
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 6: I didn't get her no flowers. I wanted to, but

820
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 6: the light turned green.

821
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: Okay, that crush.

822
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: Basically now I buy her stuff all the time.

823
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 6: It was our anniversary and I said, what do you

824
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 6: want the anniversary? She goes, I want an iPad. That's

825
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 6: seven hundred dollars. I'm like, good lord, Now they got

826
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 6: a tampon with a GPS just a man, I fank.

827
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: Got why did you think that?

828
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you knew it was.

829
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:18,919
Speaker 3: Some form of technology connected to the internet. Yeah, yeah,

830
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 3: but but you thought it was a menstrual pad.

831
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, a pad, there's the only name, another kind

832
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: of path.

833
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: Well, what can I say this? A pad is not

834
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: a tampon?

835
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: All right, I mean, may all say this? You can't.

836
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: I mean, because she wanted an iPad seven hundred dollars

837
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: and you said, good lord.

838
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: Now they've got a tampon with a GPS.

839
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: And so again this seems like a completely separate story.

840
00:44:54,520 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: They are like again, she, yeah, she wanted a robotic

841
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 2: tampon and an iPad. Is that a funny story? No, okay,

842
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: something that's the conflation.

843
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're just skipping I think some very important details.

844
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

845
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very hard to follow this one. You know

846
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 2: what's interesting. iPads are seven hundred dollars, and so are

847
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 2: robotic tampons. Okay, the GPS system uh huh. Yeah, but

848
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 2: that's that's to say that isn't going to get it

849
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 2: because it.

850
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: Started you went, you went, you said the flower story.

851
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: Then you went, No, I buy her stuff all the time.

852
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 2: That was the first thing. No, I buy her stuff

853
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 2: all the time.

854
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: I do the other day, she wanted an iPad seven

855
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, I said, good lord, now they've got a

856
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: tampon with a GP, right.

857
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: So I skipped the part in the middle where she said,

858
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 2: I also want these tampons.

859
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 3: That okay, So maybe you bought her the iPad?

860
00:45:51,600 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I buy her stuff all the time. Okay, Hey,

861
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 2: we're lost.

862
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 4: Spread your legs a little bit.

863
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 3: Where's your act there's.

864
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 4: The right there was I'm kidding. It was our fifth year.

865
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 3: In Okay, so this is what you're kidding about.

866
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well I'm kidding. That's not how the

867
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: Tempa Robotic Tempa say.

868
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: You're kidding after the cab story or anything, but you're

869
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: kidding after this one. Yeah, you don't open your legs,

870
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: you use the app.

871
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a Wood anniversary. So I gave her wait, wait, wait,

872
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 6: what do you want for the anniversary? Don't want an iPad?

873
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 6: There we are right by the mover right there.

874
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 2: There is the malva.

875
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 4: I'm kidding.

876
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 6: It was our fifth year anniversary though, and that's that's

877
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 6: a Wood anniversary.

878
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 4: So I gave her a picture of my wiener and

879
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have done it on the iPhone.

880
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 6: She had to make it bigger like that. Whence you

881
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 6: got to pick one more joke like that. I'm getting

882
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 6: the hell out of here, all right. You don't laugh

883
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 6: at something.

884
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 2: Like that, So you're bad at the audience. You made

885
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 2: the joke.

886
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: So you say one more joke to them, like, hey,

887
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: you guys, don't make that kind of joke. Then you

888
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: acknowledge they're just laughing at the joke, so you go.

889
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 3: So you go. You said, did you forget that? You

890
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 3: just said that. I guess you're hearing it in your

891
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 3: head at the same time.

892
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 4: Yeah.

893
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 2: Well so, just from my perspective, I hear a witch's

894
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 2: voice screaming about a tiny penis on an iPhone. Your

895
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 2: that part's not yet mine. That's not it. That's me

896
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: trying to open up and really like just be honest

897
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: yea with my audience, Hey staff at me.

898
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: The shift is so fast, the one more joke like that,

899
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: it's all It's immediately on the heels. And and I

900
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: almost wonder, like, did the audience members say a joke

901
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: that I couldn't like it just because they didn't tell

902
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: that joke.

903
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: Well, that's sort of how it works. I'm the one

904
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 2: with the my phone, but everyone's telling jokes. Ah okay,

905
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 2: you know, they just can hear that yeah. Okay, so

906
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: I forget.

907
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 3: I was noticing from the audience that people were doing that,

908
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 3: and I was telling a lot of.

909
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah you were great. I'm really good. I mean I

910
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 2: told a couple yeah. After the show, I had had

911
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: a couple of people say, like, we should have given

912
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 2: him a micro.

913
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 3: I was really getting into it.

914
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 1: You had some great jokes. I told some very long jokes.

915
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: See, that's when you you learn to just take stuff out.

916
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well yeah, to streamline because I have well,

917
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: I have this family that is so people always ask me,

918
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: you know, Sean, hey, is your Is your family funny?

919
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 2: Come from a funny family?

920
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: I go, no, Actually, my family's crazy. That makes me funny.

921
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: You can know because they are.

922
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 2: My Grandma's just she's wild. Yeah you know, yeah yeah.

923
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 2: Does she like ship fire?

924
00:48:55,640 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: Huh no, it's not no, it's not that you know.

925
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 2: Uh well, you might not be able to tell because

926
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 2: often they weak bladder, have weak bladders, and they peed

927
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 2: the fire out before you could eve pee themselves out. Yea, Luckily.

928
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 6: I don't know what's more pathetic the fact that I

929
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 6: wrote that joke, or I'm forty eight years old still

930
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 6: think the word wiener is finny.

931
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.

932
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 2: I think it's that you wrote that forty eight. You

933
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 2: believe it.

934
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 4: I don't look forty eight, darn right. You know how

935
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 4: I stay so young? I read it a third grade eleven.

936
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 2: We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow

937
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 2: old because we stop playing. You see the movie Tag.

938
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 2: You see Tag?

939
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 3: No, it keeps them young?

940
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 2: So is it like Cocoon?

941
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,439
Speaker 3: It's very similar to what's going on with you. Yes,

942
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 3: the fact that you do things like a little kid.

943
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, wiener. Yeah, it's funny, right is uh?

944
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 3: I'm sorry it is the way you say it's very funny.

945
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: Uh.

946
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 3: It keeps you young in the same way that the boys, Yeah,

947
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 3: the crew, the crew, Yeah, playing Tag, Yeah, that stops

948
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 3: them from growing old.

949
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 2: Or the alien as the swimming pool.

950
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 3: You know in Cocoon, I mean year forty eight. That's

951
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 3: a that references a little after my time.

952
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: Oh it is, Yeah, that was I went to that

953
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,959
Speaker 2: movie six hundred times when it came out. Wow, oh wow.

954
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: You had this sort of a side where you said,

955
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't know what's more pathetic the fact that I

956
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 1: wrote that joke or the fact that I still think

957
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: the word wiener is funny.

958
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if there's a third option.

959
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: And is it the fact that you treated someone in

960
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 1: the audience as if they told the joke.

961
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: Just after you told and just before you said that

962
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 3: you wrote it. Yes, so is it? Wait?

963
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: Is that?

964
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 3: Is it that you wrote the joke but you think

965
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 3: that they said it and you're mad at them for

966
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 3: saying a joke that you wrote.

967
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 2: No, See, this is just an honest question.

968
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know, you don't know what.

969
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 2: I don't know what the movie? What? What is it?

970
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, and a lot of people were yelling out

971
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 3: different answers and it was kind of a fifty to fifty.

972
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: It's confusing because and again from my point of view,

973
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: it's the people yelling answers and yelling jokes and.

974
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't hear any of that on this interesting.

975
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 4: My wife and I like going out. They eat too.

976
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 6: We enjoyed at Olive Garden a while back because I

977
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 6: loved the Olive Garden. They had the commercial says, come

978
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 6: to the Olive Garden, we treat you like family.

979
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 3: Was that the same trip? Yeah, you were going out

980
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 3: to eat and she was trying to get you turn right.

981
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, well she got a ticket. Yeah, and then you know,

982
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: we went to all Garden.

983
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now that the tagline for the Olive Garden is

984
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 3: not come to Olive Garden, will treat you like family.

985
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 3: It's kind of like that. But it's when you're here

986
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 3: your family.

987
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: I just shortened it, no, streamlined it. It's the longer.

988
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 2: It's funnier my way.

989
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 4: That is true. You ever been there, you should go

990
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 4: downer no.

991
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 6: Sooner we walked in the door, they told my brother

992
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 6: in law he was a lazy piece of crap.

993
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 3: What and you were? I thought you were with your wife?

994
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 3: Where's your wife?

995
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: Will treat you like family.

996
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: So the way they treat you like family is they

997
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: told your brother in law he's a lazy piece of crown.

998
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 2: I guess that. You got to see it. We met

999
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 2: up with the rest of my family. Okay, Oh, should

1000
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 2: I mention that? I guess not. I mean, it's you know,

1001
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: and this is shining a light on me.

1002
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: Maybe the way I look at this stuff, it's kind

1003
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: of annoying that I am going, what are you talking about?

1004
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: Maybe the fact that I'm trying to follow it is.

1005
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 3: You're also in a sensory deprivation tank.

1006
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 2: Right, I think that is forcing. I think you're thinking

1007
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 2: about it more than maybe if I had some.

1008
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 3: Distract you have nothing else to focus on.

1009
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I am picturing it, and I have this

1010
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: really clear picture that you paint for me of you

1011
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: and your wife walking into the restaurant and I'm wondering,

1012
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: how are they going to treat him like family? And

1013
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: then they talk to your brother in law first, and

1014
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: it is jarring, quite frankly.

1015
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 3: Because the image in your head is suddenly so radically shifted.

1016
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: No, this is helpful again, Like I am sort of

1017
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 2: still working. So yeah, so yeah, it's where where did

1018
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 2: where did the brother in law come? Yeah? I know

1019
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 2: that might be a missing detail to film.

1020
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 4: I'll that in this alf.

1021
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 6: Our waiters sucked though he wasn't very good man. He

1022
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,919
Speaker 6: had a brace of said what would Jesus do? I said,

1023
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 6: I bet he'd have brought my appetizer out about an

1024
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:05,399
Speaker 6: hour ago.

1025
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 2: I tell you, Well, that's that's really good. So it's

1026
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 2: just true.

1027
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like that you're punching up at the

1028
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: Olive Garden waiter.

1029
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 2: He is he was tall.

1030
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that guy gonna buy windocks?

1031
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 3: Was the same guy I didn't want to say anything

1032
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: other stories you were combining. But this what you are

1033
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 3: separating into many different stories.

1034
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 2: Well, I tried it once. I said, I was once

1035
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 2: at a Walgreens. So this fat lady buying sunblood and

1036
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 2: I have my own issues with that.

1037
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 3: Just step two steps either way.

1038
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 2: And then I saw a tall guy who was my

1039
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: waiter at the Olive Garden buying windows.

1040
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 3: Oh this was another time.

1041
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 2: And then I saw him he was also buying this.

1042
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 3: I thought, maybe that's why it was taking so long

1043
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 3: to bring your appetizer, was that he was trying to

1044
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 3: buy Windex online. No, no, no, it was in a

1045
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 3: different place.

1046
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: No, Joe, it's not in the tape necessarily. But you

1047
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: were telling me that you've actually identified a couple of

1048
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: ways to determine whether someone is sort of.

1049
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 2: A hillbilly type mm hmm uh.

1050
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: And I was curious if you wanted to share any

1051
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: of those with the audience. I wonder if there's a

1052
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 1: way to kind of structure that inergy, because as you

1053
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,280
Speaker 1: have been through the South, you've gone there's some determining

1054
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: factors where if you display these qualities, you you might

1055
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: be sort of a hillbilly type character.

1056
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 2: I mean, mostly it's living like deep in like the hills.

1057
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 2: Uh huh, that's like the first that's the major class.

1058
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 2: Now much education, right, I mean you're cut off from society.

1059
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1060
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:55,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1061
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 3: Poverty was like pretty high.

1062
00:55:58,960 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1063
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's kind of how you can tell if

1064
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 2: you're Yeah, if.

1065
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: You're below the poverty line, if you live in you know,

1066
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: in elevation, uh and uh and so forth, you might

1067
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: be sort of a hillbilly type of addiction.

1068
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, the odds are very much.

1069
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, if you're if it's not you, you're

1070
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: surrounded by it. Yeah, then you might be kind of

1071
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: a hillbilly type.

1072
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a weird question. I don't even know

1073
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 3: if you're the right person to ask, although I've heard

1074
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 3: that you have been helpful in these situations before. Do

1075
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 3: you have any idea where my sign is?

1076
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,359
Speaker 4: Uh?

1077
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 2: Well, you have to buy it, Okay, I make signs.

1078
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 2: Uhhh Okay.

1079
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 3: So then if I buy.

1080
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 2: It, buy it, then I know you have it. And

1081
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 2: then then I can say, like, here here it is.

1082
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 2: That makes you say here a sign? I handle it

1083
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 2: and I say here it is.

1084
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 3: Joy And how long is this show?

1085
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 2: We're just at an hour? Wow?

1086
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 3: Wow? We got seven minutes.

1087
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 2: Of that's how layered your comedy of the twenty minutes.

1088
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we heard sixty jokes. You really pack

1089
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 3: them in.

1090
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 2: I try. Yeah. Well, and they're only going to get shorter.

1091
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 2: That's what's fun. It's like what you're hearing now. By

1092
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: the time, like you see me in a in like

1093
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 2: six months, the joke is going to be like, I shit,

1094
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 2: my house is on fire, I'm at the olive garden.

1095
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: What would Jesus do? The list still cutting, trying to

1096
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 2: get it all down to one thing, and that's the

1097
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 2: that's ultimately, that's the goal, is to get yeah one uh,

1098
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: truly nonsensical.

1099
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: My grandma's flaming snuggie at the olive garden with my

1100
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: wife would Isa, which is.

1101
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 2: Illegal and that's lazy like my step brother. Yeah, I'll

1102
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 2: figure it out. I mean that's pretty good. Yeah, that's great.

1103
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 2: You're teaching me. Thank you.

1104
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 3: Well everyone in the South. We have so many listeners

1105
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 3: there and they will love it. Yeah when they.

1106
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 2: Go Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina and Illinois, Minnesota.

1107
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, they're not gonna that's a different show.

1108
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: We'll do a different show for the bye