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Speaker 1: Ngel been like, Sampi kids, their life, Rick de Win,
Speaker 1: everything from Jackson Vanilla to chrispys Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still don't know how to fade that down,
Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna stop it. Hey, Welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: This is episode seventy two. I'm Scottie b and let
Speaker 2: me let you behind the curtain a little bit here.
Speaker 2: So we recorded a bunch of episodes before the morning
Speaker 2: show went on vacation, and I guess we misjudged because
Speaker 2: we did not have an episode for today. And Andrew
Speaker 2: is not around because he doesn't care about this podcast,
Speaker 2: so he wouldn't come back into the city to record it.
Speaker 2: So I have my daughter Ashley here, Say hi, Ashley, Hi,
Speaker 2: and she is going to be doing some cereals with
Speaker 2: me today. I couldn't do it by myself. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's kind of like a couple of weeks ago when
Speaker 2: Pat Sajack had some issues and was not on Wheel
Speaker 2: of Fortune, van and Why took over and she did
Speaker 2: the show. The show must go on. I mean, she
Speaker 2: had Mini Mouse helping her out. But I got my
Speaker 2: daughter Ashley, so it's twenty twenty. Today is January sixth.
Speaker 2: January sixth, and this is episode seventy two of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Let's just get right into it, Ashley. I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: you choose. You want to go classic or new for
Speaker 2: the first cereal?
Speaker 3: Classic?
Speaker 2: Classic? Okay, I don't think you're gonna like this one,
Speaker 2: but I'll go down to the cereal set. So this
Speaker 2: cereal came about in nineteen ninety four or so. I
Speaker 2: remember it always being in my parents' house. I didn't
Speaker 2: love it, but I ate it every once in a while.
Speaker 2: It originally started out as banana nut crunch. It's from Posts.
Speaker 2: It is now a Great Grains variety. So this is
Speaker 2: Great Grains banana nut crunch with banana clusters, almonds and
Speaker 2: walnuts and flakes. No, I don't know. Do you like bananas?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know you like real bananas. Do you like banana
Speaker 2: flavored things?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You do? Okay, so let's break into the great grains.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Wish Andrew is here. Andrew loves bananas Scotti shake.
Speaker 2: All I see is flakes. I don't really see any
Speaker 2: clusters or almonds or anything. But let's check it out.
Speaker 2: Oh it smells very banana e.
Speaker 3: It'll be surprised if you like this one.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of banana flavored things.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you're even trying it.
Speaker 2: Have to try it, Acshley, it's for the listeners. We've
Speaker 2: tried lots of crap that we don't like, and actually
Speaker 2: we'll get into that in the next episode with Andy
Speaker 2: because there is some controversy going on right now. Organic
Speaker 2: Valley two percent low fat milk. I know you're not
Speaker 2: a fan of regular milk, so I'm just gonna give
Speaker 2: you a little bit.
Speaker 3: I wish we could use oat milk.
Speaker 2: No, we cannot use the oat milk. We only use
Speaker 2: regular milk here unless you're a vegan. Are you a vegan? No? No, Okay.
Speaker 2: See when your sister Cooper was here, she got to
Speaker 2: try all kinds of sugary junk. But I know you're
Speaker 2: a little bit more refined because you're older. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go one, two, three Great Grains Banana nut crunch.
Speaker 2: You know, I get it. It has a very artificial
Speaker 2: banana flavor, naturally flavored with other natural flavors, whole grain
Speaker 2: wheat cane sugar, whole grain rolled oats, rice, walnuts, almonds.
Speaker 2: Let me see, there's Banana's way down there. I'm not
Speaker 2: a fam I'm sorry post. I love you guys. But
Speaker 2: bowl and a spoon, one bowl, one spoon.
Speaker 3: I mean it's all right. I'll give it three bowls.
Speaker 2: So if I brought this home, you would eat it
Speaker 2: for breakfast at some point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's not my favorite.
Speaker 2: No, it's not my favorite either. I have a bad
Speaker 2: experience with banana flavored cereals. They never really rate very
Speaker 2: high in my charts. All right, so let's go to
Speaker 2: the new cereal. This one, I think you're gonna like,
Speaker 2: Andrew is going to be super pissed that he's missing
Speaker 2: out on this. It's a brand new mashup cereal. People
Speaker 2: have been tagging me and us on Twitter and Instagram,
Speaker 2: and it's only available at Walmart. It was tough, Okay,
Speaker 2: it was tough for me to find why because you
Speaker 2: looked on the floor. What do you think it is? No,
Speaker 2: it is not Jolly Ranchers Cereal? Sorry, oh puffs, No
Speaker 2: it is not Reese's Puff Cereal. What do you, Andrew?
Speaker 2: You keep guessing things that we've already done and you
Speaker 2: don't know anything about it's actually in a bag. It's
Speaker 2: not multimeal, but it comes in a giant bag. So
Speaker 2: I'm going down to the cereal side check it out.
Speaker 2: Cocoa puffs with Lucky Charms marshmallows. It is a Cocoa
Speaker 2: Puffs Lucky Charms mashup. Why would you make a face
Speaker 2: like that? You love Lucky Charms and you love cocoa puffs.
Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan of what cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you were going to be excited about
Speaker 2: this cereal. I mean, your sister Cooper would. She'd be
Speaker 2: bouncing off the walls at just the site of this bag. Whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna love it. Basically, what this is to me
Speaker 2: is this is chocolate Lucky Charms. Because it's chocolate cereal
Speaker 2: pieces with Lucky Charms marshmallows. They still make chocolate Lucky Charms,
Speaker 2: so I'm not sure why they put this together. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's very gimmicky, but it's great. And on the back
Speaker 2: there's a little uh almost like a thermometer with how
Speaker 2: the bag empties out when it's full. It says you're
Speaker 2: really you go for cocoa puffs. As it starts getting empty,
Speaker 2: Sonny must be so jealous. Then even emptier the chocolate
Speaker 2: flavor just keeps going, and then get your beacon another
Speaker 2: bag because they're all gone. All right, It isn't a bag.
Speaker 2: It's in one of these resealable zip pack things, which
Speaker 2: I don't really like because they pour all over the place.
Speaker 2: It is so hard to open. I hate these things.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that I just ruined the whole thing,
Speaker 2: and I'm not going to be able to reseal it.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that it tore. I'm so angry right now,
Speaker 2: all right, in any of it? Cocoa puffs with Lucky
Speaker 2: Charms marshmallows, Yeah, I mean it pretty much just looks
Speaker 2: like chocolate Lucky Charms, but their balls instead of the
Speaker 2: Lucky Charm shaped pieces. Isn't Lucky Charms one of your
Speaker 2: favorite cereals?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite cereal?
Speaker 3: Morning Summit?
Speaker 2: Morning Summit that's full of almonds and maple lead flakes
Speaker 2: and cherries and cranberries. I liked it also, but I
Speaker 2: can't believe that's your favorite cereal. I mean, you're a kid.
Speaker 2: Plus it's fourteen bucks a box, so I can't let
Speaker 2: you like it too much. I mean, what's your face?
Speaker 2: A crappy sugary.
Speaker 3: Cereal rice Krispy Treat cereal.
Speaker 2: But the old one, I'm sure, not the new one,
Speaker 2: because the new one's crap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, the old one.
Speaker 2: Which is gone forever unless they bring it back. All right,
Speaker 2: here we go. Coca Puffs with Lucky Charms marshmallows. It's
Speaker 2: already making fantastic chocolate milk. You ready, one, two, three? Oh,
Speaker 2: my gosh, so good. Oh if you close your eyes,
Speaker 2: but chocolate Lucky Charms and Cocoa Puffs with Lucky Charms
Speaker 2: marshmallows back to back, you'd be able to tell the
Speaker 2: difference between it's a ball versus the Lucky Charms pieces.
Speaker 2: But it tastes exactly the same, and it is wonderful.
Speaker 2: Five balls.
Speaker 3: Five Yeah, I give it four balls.
Speaker 2: If you look back at my history, I give chocolate
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms five balls, Coca Puffs with marshmallows five balls,
Speaker 2: count Chocula five balls. And this is pretty much the
Speaker 2: same as all of those cereals, So it gets five
Speaker 2: bawls from me. I love it. Sorry, Andrew, you missed it.
Speaker 2: Oh look what I have for you, serial killers. Buck,
Speaker 2: We're still gonna do a bonus box now. A couple
Speaker 2: of days ago, you asked me for a cereal. You
Speaker 2: sent me a picture and said this is your favorite cereal.
Speaker 2: So I'm not sure why you didn't say this was
Speaker 2: your favorite cereal when I asked you what your favorite
Speaker 2: cereal was, I forgot what it's called. But I'm going
Speaker 2: down to the cereal sack. I decided that we have
Speaker 2: to get Trader Joe's into the mix because they are
Speaker 2: in national chain. They are in most states, so people
Speaker 2: do have access to them. They have lots of great
Speaker 2: cereals too, a lot of their own brands. This is
Speaker 2: Trader Joe's low fat granola cereal with almonds.
Speaker 3: It's delicious.
Speaker 2: They have a bunch of different varieties of this. I
Speaker 2: saw there was a vanella one and a couple of others.
Speaker 2: I'm into it. I mean there are banana pieces.
Speaker 3: It's not banana.
Speaker 2: Though, no I know, obviously those are just the mascots
Speaker 2: for this cereal. It's a serving suggestion mind yogurt, and
Speaker 2: I would not put bananas on it.
Speaker 3: No, I put it in vanilla yogurt and blueberries.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I mean that's interesting, but you know, here
Speaker 2: on cereal killers. We are purists, so we're gonna just
Speaker 2: have to eat it with milk and see how we
Speaker 2: like it. Now. The bag is only about three quarters
Speaker 2: of the way full, because I know that's what they do,
Speaker 2: sold by weight, not by volume, and it's a pretty
Speaker 2: small box for four bucks.
Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan of milk.
Speaker 2: You're not a big fan of milk? Nope? What do
Speaker 2: you eat your cereal with?
Speaker 3: Usually?
Speaker 2: Dry? Try? I can't believe that you're my child, goodness,
Speaker 2: so ashamed.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: I tried the new oat milk and you said you
Speaker 3: will never.
Speaker 2: Drink No, there happened to be some oat milk in
Speaker 2: here because I stole it off the coffee cart a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago and we just opened it. So
Speaker 2: you can have that off the show.
Speaker 3: I also like almond milk.
Speaker 2: Not me, all right, so two percent organic valley milk
Speaker 2: or give you just a little bit Trader Joe's low
Speaker 2: fat granola cereal with almonds. Here we go, ready, one, two, three? Mmm.
Speaker 2: I don't love it. It doesn't have the consistency or
Speaker 2: texture of granola. There's like crunchy cereal pieces. I was
Speaker 2: expecting more like you know Quaker granola. They're almost like bigger,
Speaker 2: harder rice crispies mixed in with it. It's not terrible,
Speaker 2: but I really I'm not a huge fan.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I don't see any almonds. They're probably very finely ground
Speaker 2: up in these clusters. But eh, I give it two
Speaker 2: balls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: He's still eating it.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 3: What if I want to do a little more than
Speaker 3: four bows.
Speaker 1: In a spoon.
Speaker 2: It's either four bowls in a spoon or five bowls.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is a five bowl cereal.
Speaker 3: Four bowls in a spoon?
Speaker 2: All right? Four balls in a spoon from Ashley. So
Speaker 2: not a bad episode of Serial Killers. Very short, it's
Speaker 2: only about ten minutes. But you know Andrew's not here,
Speaker 2: so he wasn't here to be mean to me, Ashley.
Speaker 2: Can you just be mean to me for a second
Speaker 2: so it feels like a regular show. Can you say
Speaker 2: something mean? Maybe? And I'm older, perfect, but I'm not
Speaker 2: the millennial. Andrew's the millennial anyway. Good try so, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. It's been episode seventy two of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I'm Scottie Bee. That's Ashley sitting in for Andrew. Please
Speaker 2: follow us on all social platforms at serial Killers PC.
Speaker 2: And you know we're almost at one thousand followers on Twitter, so.
Speaker 3: The one thousand follower will get a T shirt.
Speaker 2: You just decide that, all right, the thousand follower, we'll
Speaker 2: get a T shirt. How about that? So we're getting close.
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Speaker 2: stuff wherever you listen to this podcast. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for listening. Until we see you on Friday, Ashley Crunch,
Speaker 2: We'll say it Crunch. Okay, okay, once is enough. Where's Andrew?
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming in today.
Speaker 3: You're welcome