Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: kitchen Table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shyan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick full house. Here today
Speaker 1: we got Shyan Irving, Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry's here,
Speaker 1: we got Ray the intern. We got Marvin handling all
Speaker 1: the sound duties. And Sammy P is back. Sammy P
Speaker 1: so good at Wait a minute, hold off with the applause.
Speaker 1: Isn't Sammy P the guy who said, hey, you gotta
Speaker 1: fade the Texans gotta fade him. They're not going to
Speaker 1: make the playoffs? Is that right, Sammy?
Speaker 2: It is right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They' won a lot of really close games, Dan, you know,
Speaker 2: win in by six four three. I guess the Patriots
Speaker 2: game they won pretty handily. I would also like another
Speaker 2: team in that division to have a pulse. That would
Speaker 2: be nice. So, but Paul State has two wins. I
Speaker 2: only need two more there.
Speaker 1: I didn't take you up on that bed, but I'm
Speaker 1: telling everybody. You know, the Texans they faced some really
Speaker 1: good quarterbacks. You know some of the Sharps are fading
Speaker 1: the Texans. Didn't Shaye, didn't you bet on this too?
Speaker 1: You listened to Sammy P.
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, Sammy be Sammy P is the host of
Speaker 1: the Chicken Dinner podcast and bet QL Daily Correct correct.
Speaker 2: I think nobody will listen no, thanks to that very
Speaker 2: fancy introduction, man, Thank you.
Speaker 1: So much, Sammy. Sammy. If they're listening to our show
Speaker 1: as shitty as these guys are, then they're gonna they're
Speaker 1: gonna listen to you.
Speaker 3: Come on, raise over here, Danny.
Speaker 1: By the way, last night, Dylan the graphics guy and
Speaker 1: Ray the intern went over to Shay's house. They were
Speaker 1: on Shay's podcast and that's Shay and Irving podcast wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast. They met the roommate and apparently
Speaker 1: the guys in the back row thought I was exaggerating
Speaker 1: when I went over for dinner to see Shae and
Speaker 1: his wife and Dylan and Ray. I'll ask you, guys,
Speaker 1: was I exaggerating about the chemistry between Shay's wife and me.
Speaker 3: Yes, Ray, not at all.
Speaker 4: The first thing, she's like, so, what do you guys
Speaker 4: think of Down. I'm like, oh, he's great. She's like
Speaker 4: he's so tall, so charismatic.
Speaker 5: I love him.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, nice to meet you.
Speaker 5: I'm right.
Speaker 4: She's like, well, I can't wait for him to come
Speaker 4: back over.
Speaker 6: I was like, okay. I would contend though, that she's
Speaker 6: an actor by trade, so she's a natural liar.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So when she told us that you have the riz
Speaker 6: oh was she just playing nice?
Speaker 1: Well I got riz She actually said rizz. Wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was so taken. Aback. I did take a
Speaker 6: moment and then.
Speaker 1: You went rizma. Yeah, correct it. Okay, I made sure. Now,
Speaker 1: no there's magic there. I mean, let's not kid anybody.
Speaker 6: Yeah. She definitely seemed to think pretty fondly of you
Speaker 6: and you and you're one encounter you made quite the impact.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
Speaker 6: According to the lying act.
Speaker 1: You know what it's just called. I think it's just
Speaker 1: being a man.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I can't do that. Yeah, fucking short in
Speaker 3: that department.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I don't know if Ray and I were
Speaker 6: really bringing that.
Speaker 3: Real masculine energy with these two. Yeahs, let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and then you had bad Larry. Bad Larry,
Speaker 1: I think had a great weekend.
Speaker 7: I don't want to I don't want to do what
Speaker 7: not great? Then, damn not great? When you don't lose
Speaker 7: a game, it's called perfect.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wait, Shay, you don't want to do what.
Speaker 3: The chalkiest weekend of all of sports in the history
Speaker 3: of college and NFL, the chalkiest weekend the books got
Speaker 3: smoked by Johnny regular and Larry's on that board. I
Speaker 3: mean take it as a win, sure, fine, but.
Speaker 1: Like, why didn't you beat the same thing undefeated.
Speaker 3: An NFL undefeated an NFL on Sunday? And I'm and
Speaker 3: I'm convalescent, I am, You're not condo. I have learning disabilities,
Speaker 3: documented proof.
Speaker 6: He did skip all the math.
Speaker 3: Skipped all the math.
Speaker 1: Larry is he won fourteen units lands the two unit thing.
Speaker 3: I think we should illegalize that. Danny Dylan lost for units.
Speaker 7: You're allowed to bet five units of any game you want.
Speaker 7: That's the maximum you're allowed to bet. We set that up.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's the way it's been. Shay won one
Speaker 1: and a half units last week. Yeah, so very limpy.
Speaker 3: Oh, college kind of corn hold me, Danny, because I'm
Speaker 3: a sharp better and I took a lot of dogs.
Speaker 1: And and Larry is a really good winner. I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know. So he he sends the
Speaker 1: following video. So, Marvin, if you want to play hold
Speaker 1: on Larry. Here, here's Larry. A couple of cups.
Speaker 3: Deep ship talk, Dan, this ship's getting too easy for me.
Speaker 8: Undefeated in commis, Fuck are you undefeated? Undefeated? Up shop
Speaker 8: stop cry the way tops, the guy who fixed my
Speaker 8: seat on the potty things. Look, look what's the crowd end?
Speaker 2: Undefeated approach do tomorrow to dad?
Speaker 1: So Larry had his dentist with him to show that yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then Larry smiled with his new teeth for his
Speaker 1: daughter's wedding. So Larry goes uh, he went, he went perfect,
Speaker 1: He went nine to no.
Speaker 7: Yeah, damn. That video was Saturday on my third stop
Speaker 7: of the night. Yet, if you can, if you look
Speaker 7: at my eyes in the start of the video, I
Speaker 7: didn't know where I was. I predicted the perfect week,
Speaker 7: the perfect Sunday. I thought I already had all these winds.
Speaker 7: I was calling myself undefeated already.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations, that's an impressive, impressive weekend. I don't care
Speaker 1: if it was Chalky or not that you won fourteen.
Speaker 1: And you know Sammy p friend of the show, he
Speaker 1: had the Cowboys plus three last week. Man, man, just incredible,
Speaker 1: really incredible.
Speaker 2: I got slaughtered, Dan, I went. Uh, I went really
Speaker 2: bad in the NFL. And that's what happens when Home
Speaker 2: Dogs go oh to nine from Thursday to Monday. I
Speaker 2: can assure you if Home Dogs go oh to nine,
Speaker 2: I will not win. I could promise you that much.
Speaker 1: And uh, the uh Dylan Pavia Award goes to Dylan
Speaker 1: again because by the way, if you watch the show
Speaker 1: earlier today, I got a Dylan Diego Pavia jersey from
Speaker 1: Vanderbilt that they sent me. Marvin, do you have the
Speaker 1: Diego Pavia jersey.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go grab me. But Dylan, we should call him
Speaker 1: Dylan Pavia. He took Iowa under again, right, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: I think we gotta we got to jump off that.
Speaker 6: I have a system, Dan, I know you do.
Speaker 1: Uh. We told you old miss minus three and a
Speaker 1: half not to take.
Speaker 6: It as fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1: Well, but you lost.
Speaker 6: I lost, I admit that. But that game was just
Speaker 6: a terrible way to cap an abysmal Saturday.
Speaker 1: And we told you you were betting on the Panthers
Speaker 1: and the Patriots, and we said, don't do it. Don't
Speaker 1: bet on bad teams.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, shitty teams. I've broken that rule every week.
Speaker 1: I know, Oh don't I know?
Speaker 6: And this is I just three petered, Dan, which is
Speaker 6: pretty impressive. Be my worst performance to yet. Actually I
Speaker 6: lost every game in college except for my late ad
Speaker 6: of South Bamba minus eight against Troy to fade Sha.
Speaker 6: It was my only dub.
Speaker 1: So you got the uh diego Pavia Vanderbilt Jersey there
Speaker 1: nice nice We handed out each week to the shittiest
Speaker 1: better and uh it's been Dylan.
Speaker 6: My name's etched all over this.
Speaker 1: Yes, you've gone back to back to back. Three hard
Speaker 1: to do Dan, uh Shay? Is there anything you like
Speaker 1: to recap?
Speaker 3: Arizona State Corn hold me once again on the over.
Speaker 3: I lost by half forty six points second time this year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've lost by half a point.
Speaker 1: Almost like Vegas knows what they're doing.
Speaker 3: It really does. Incredible dirt.
Speaker 1: Anything else that you had USC Penn State, love that
Speaker 1: four and a half.
Speaker 3: James Franklin, fade that motherfucker on the road. Sorry, they
Speaker 3: did win, fade him on the road, but they did
Speaker 3: win most of the year. First off, you think that
Speaker 3: was a good win for them? Honestly, yes, okay, yeah the.
Speaker 1: Way no, because look what's happening with these teams coming
Speaker 1: west out of the Big ten. They're losing. Yes, fair,
Speaker 1: So Penn State went to USC and they won. Miracle shot,
Speaker 1: missfield goal?
Speaker 3: They won? Sure, fine, I still think, to be fair,
Speaker 3: I still think they can beat OSU at night in
Speaker 3: Happy Valley, I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, But you're down on James Franklin on the road.
Speaker 3: I don't trust him on the road period ever I
Speaker 3: ever have since Vandy. I don't trust him.
Speaker 1: Uh, Texas Oklahoma, you had the under Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: an easy bet, nanny, Okay, and you won all your NFL,
Speaker 1: which is really really rare for you.
Speaker 3: Wow, including a parlave. Have I ended any season in
Speaker 3: football down? This is my second season. Last year I
Speaker 3: was up, wasn't I doubt that? But I'll check.
Speaker 1: What do you need a little pat on the back.
Speaker 1: What's what's going on here?
Speaker 3: Saying I'm not exactly.
Speaker 6: Given my recent performance, I'd love to go back to
Speaker 6: last year too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dylan didn't say I was great last year, like
Speaker 1: you down in the dumps because of.
Speaker 3: The Cowboys. If you want to get into that, we
Speaker 3: might as well make it an hour show. Because my
Speaker 3: depression and anger split personality from the last weekend has
Speaker 3: been emphasized and exaggerated. Bye who by Jerry, by Jerry
Speaker 3: and I honestly, I think this is the best thing
Speaker 3: that could happen to the franchise. The fact that he
Speaker 3: lashed out at those you know, radio hosts. I know you.
Speaker 1: I've already forgot it. He already for got about it.
Speaker 1: He's eighty two.
Speaker 3: Put the reaction now, the reaction that media has had,
Speaker 3: and if they flex us out of Sunday Night against
Speaker 3: San Fran, that's gonna wake up.
Speaker 1: They're not going to do that. They could, they won't
Speaker 1: they it's the Cowboys. They won't flex.
Speaker 3: They boat raced by the Niners. You don't think he
Speaker 3: makes a change at head coach? No, I do.
Speaker 1: No. He doesn't want to be told. He's a billionaire.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to be told what to do, unless
Speaker 1: you're Woody Johnson. You you know where he allows Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers to tell him what to do.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I think that if
Speaker 3: he I don't know, am I.
Speaker 1: Making Am I making things worse for you? When I
Speaker 1: have you on the show on Monday? No, when when
Speaker 1: the Cowboys embarrass you? No, Because I'm in a much
Speaker 1: worse place before I call it.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's like a venting seys.
Speaker 1: I just don't want. I don't because people think that
Speaker 1: I might be taking advantage of you, because when the
Speaker 1: Cowboys lose, you really sound like you've got some serious issues.
Speaker 3: Which you do have got But that's my only like
Speaker 3: release valve. Okay, but I'm in a much worse place
Speaker 3: before I talk to you, okay, So I might be
Speaker 3: helping you a little therapeutic for sure. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure because people are like, wait,
Speaker 1: is he joking? And I go, no, he's not.
Speaker 3: Just my favorite part is these sons of bitches on
Speaker 3: the internet are like, oh, we're tired of this bit
Speaker 3: What bit motherfucker? I'm in pain? Like this is real?
Speaker 1: Like how do you not I know I'm going to
Speaker 1: vouch for you.
Speaker 3: It doesn't makes sense.
Speaker 1: I keep telling you to stop, just relaxed to you
Speaker 1: can't do it.
Speaker 3: You know what it is? It's all these losers out
Speaker 3: of Iowa, who are like somehow Cowboys fans because they
Speaker 3: watched a couple of games in nineteen ninety five. I
Speaker 3: love motherfucker. I was born into this shit. This is
Speaker 3: like the mafia.
Speaker 6: I do think the Cowboys are a tough team to
Speaker 6: get sympathy for because of all the fate.
Speaker 1: But he's not asking for sympathy, No, he's not. He
Speaker 1: just wants change.
Speaker 3: Correct. Okay, wait, hold on, DP, what so are they
Speaker 3: going to change the GM?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, this nothing's changing. Nothing's happening here.
Speaker 3: So he wants it to happen, but it's not going
Speaker 3: to happen. I do think this is the best absolute
Speaker 3: possible scenario for the Cowboys. If they lose outright, if
Speaker 3: they get smoked over and over again, he will fire
Speaker 3: the fat Man and he will have changes coming.
Speaker 1: Who's going to want to coach that team?
Speaker 6: Belichick, that's a proposition.
Speaker 3: No, he does not.
Speaker 6: He does not, actually, Dean.
Speaker 3: He wants to follow his hero Bill Parcells and to
Speaker 3: make a real change in Arlington.
Speaker 1: And if he he doesn't need It's like Mike Skrzyzewski
Speaker 1: and Bob Knight. Krzyzewski better coach than Bob Knight. Bill
Speaker 1: Belichick doesn't need to follow Bill Parcells.
Speaker 3: But Bill Parcells was his hero.
Speaker 1: If he can do what Bill, I'm sure that Bob
Speaker 1: was Mike Skrzyzewski's hero until he wasn't.
Speaker 3: Bill Belichick. That's my only guy. Damn hope.
Speaker 1: Dion's going to come in and coach that. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: no bad, Larry Man. That is that is a perfect card. There,
Speaker 1: you did it. You dominated pro and college. I don't
Speaker 1: know if there were anything you'd like to mention. You
Speaker 1: can take a victory lap, Larry if you'd like.
Speaker 7: Now. We talked about it last week. I said, all
Speaker 7: I'm doing is picking the winners this week. I know
Speaker 7: all the spreads were like three or three and a half.
Speaker 7: Just pick the winner, you know, don't care about the
Speaker 7: spread this week. I thought it was a little tough,
Speaker 7: but uh, we're gonna go kind of know this week too.
Speaker 3: No big deal.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan, there's a lot of red on your ath. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's blood.
Speaker 6: Yep Washington, Iowa. Obviously that under did not hit Oklahoma
Speaker 6: plus fourteen a half against Texas. I liked that one
Speaker 6: a lot too, and they put up a nice three spot.
Speaker 6: The ole miss was crushed break or crushing and heartbreaking.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: That was probably the closest I came to winning a
Speaker 6: bet other than South Damma in college. Oh gosh, and
Speaker 6: my taking all the big dogs for the first week
Speaker 6: of the season backfired one of the forehead.
Speaker 1: All right, so bets this week, Larry. I would normally
Speaker 1: let you go first, but we have a guest in
Speaker 1: Sammy p who once again had the Cowboys plus three
Speaker 1: and he faded the Texans for the entire season. So
Speaker 1: let me just let me just do your college How
Speaker 1: many college games do you have? Just one?
Speaker 2: I got three games, Dan last time I came on
Speaker 2: your show. Actually, the first time I came on your show,
Speaker 2: it propelled me to a run that I will never
Speaker 2: match again. So I'm hoping that this will relight the flame.
Speaker 2: And actually, when Ray asked me on Monday to come
Speaker 2: on the show, I said, do you have the wrong number?
Speaker 3: Did you see what?
Speaker 1: I didn't let it?
Speaker 2: And Ray said, no, we still like you for now,
Speaker 2: but no two NFL one college.
Speaker 1: Okay, just give us the college and then we'll go
Speaker 1: around the horn here with the other college picks and
Speaker 1: then come back to the NFL.
Speaker 2: I was laying five and a half at Michigan State
Speaker 2: Sparty off of bye. Jonathan Smith has thrived in this
Speaker 2: role for such a long time. He did it very
Speaker 2: well at Oregon State. They're going to have everything ready
Speaker 2: to go for an Iowa team that can't score as
Speaker 2: we know. Give me five and a half with Sparty
Speaker 2: final score twelve, ten, seventeen, fifteen, whatever it is. I
Speaker 2: don't care. Just cover five and a half Michigan State.
Speaker 1: Ray, I have five. I have Michigan State getting five.
Speaker 2: I'll take five. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Okay, five all right?
Speaker 1: Because it feels like Sammy p is taking a playbook
Speaker 1: out of Bad Larry That ah. He never knows the
Speaker 1: spread even though he has he's the host of a
Speaker 1: gambling podcast there.
Speaker 2: It's five and a half in almost every sports book
Speaker 2: in the country. It's five at DraftKings Stand. So if
Speaker 2: you want to kiss the crown, we can give five.
Speaker 1: Yes, the crown is yours. It's Michigan State plus five.
Speaker 1: You know what's going to happen. You know that that, Yes,
Speaker 1: you know this is going to happen. Uh shay eh, Danny,
Speaker 1: just give me your college ones then we'll go back. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't what. Let me go to Larry.
Speaker 3: Larry.
Speaker 1: Larry dominated one of the historically great great weekends in
Speaker 1: gambling history.
Speaker 6: All right, Larry.
Speaker 7: Is custle outs or whatever. That quarterback's name is Boston
Speaker 7: College playing tonight.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, he's playing.
Speaker 7: All right, I'll take the Boston College.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 7: I did all my picks off the postline yesterday. Deadline's
Speaker 7: had have gone to seven and a half, right it is, yeah, correct,
Speaker 7: thank you. I'll take Boston College plus the seven and
Speaker 7: a half against Virginia Tech tonight. And I want Miami
Speaker 7: at Florida minus to four and a half against Louisville.
Speaker 7: I'm going back on my Rutgers minus four and a
Speaker 7: half against u C.
Speaker 4: L A.
Speaker 7: I want the over in the Oklahoma South Carolina game.
Speaker 1: Now, don't you have Rutgers over six and a half wins? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 7: Okay, five units five units on that one. Damn. I
Speaker 7: don't know what's six and a half off to look
Speaker 7: that up?
Speaker 1: Okay, Oklahoma South Carolina over forty and a.
Speaker 7: Half forty and a half, okay, and then LSU minus
Speaker 7: the three against Arkansas, and I don't know if Sammy
Speaker 7: Pa saw my picks earlier, but I have Iowa. I
Speaker 7: had a minus half. Now now I got I who
Speaker 7: minus the five. That's part that's fine. Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 7: state's overrated.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh Shane irving your college picks.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also got the Red Bandanas plus seven and
Speaker 3: a half against the Inbreds.
Speaker 1: That's BC over Virginia.
Speaker 3: Yep. I got the Cocaine Cowboys laying sixteen against the
Speaker 3: Nerds at CESMU over Stanford, yep. And I got the
Speaker 3: Violent Owls laying three against the Wall Street Murderers.
Speaker 6: Wow what.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Damn? I got the Tornadoes laying thirteen and a half
Speaker 3: against the Orlando Owls. And I got Shotover Sanders plus
Speaker 3: three and a half against the Herbecond of siphil Ads
Speaker 3: plus one Arizona.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have another one?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got the Volunteers plus three against Bama.
Speaker 1: I'll pick up your spirits, Like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like the Tennessee game. There's
Speaker 3: a couple I left off the car that I really love.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I don't want to this. You know, I
Speaker 1: was gonna pick, like, either pickt or don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear that you kind of that sounds like
Speaker 1: what Pauli does on on the radio show. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was gonna tay, I love Army and Navy.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, I gotta say damn it to hell.
Speaker 3: I'm an American, Danny, you're a patriot.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: I love it. January sixth is my favorite holiday. No,
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: Didn't Trump say that that was a love love fest?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's a bunch of patriots fest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how would he feel if everybody went to
Speaker 1: Marlago and for a love fest like that?
Speaker 6: They probably have those there.
Speaker 3: No, but that he would be.
Speaker 1: Fine with that if they came in through like the
Speaker 1: bathroom door window, they.
Speaker 3: Came in through the cops on the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be fine, fine, ob Yeah, I'm sure Millenia
Speaker 1: would be like, who's there? It's a love fast? Who
Speaker 1: I mean, she's probably not there, am I A? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well you can't spell Millenia without m I A. No
Speaker 1: politics on this show, Shane all right, Dylan, all right.
Speaker 6: I got Fresno State minus three against Nevada tomorrow night,
Speaker 6: taking Nebraska money line against the Hoosiers. Who yes, sir
Speaker 6: ifeated Indiana.
Speaker 1: Indiana can score.
Speaker 6: I now, yeah, they've actually dogged me a couple of times. Okay,
Speaker 6: but the chickens have to come home at some point.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm taking the dogs plus four and a
Speaker 6: half against Texas.
Speaker 3: I don't hate that bad. I don't hate it. I
Speaker 3: don't hate it. That's a lot of points.
Speaker 1: That that one that feels like the old Miss l
Speaker 1: s Shue game. It looks just like I don't like that.
Speaker 1: It's a little rat I don't want I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. As I told you Lsu and
Speaker 1: Ole Miss you did. I tried to warn you.
Speaker 6: It was so close then, yeah, but was it a loss?
Speaker 6: Moving on? I got New Mexico and Utah State.
Speaker 1: The over a seventy eight and a half, the highest
Speaker 1: of the season so far. Over under here you have
Speaker 1: to take seventy eight.
Speaker 6: I feel like a dork if I take the under
Speaker 6: and it just is a.
Speaker 1: Once again, there is no logic to your picks. That
Speaker 1: is your logic.
Speaker 6: That there's no logic is intuition logic, Dan, No, I
Speaker 6: think it's out tuition.
Speaker 1: If you're a woman, Yeah, what else you got?
Speaker 6: Speaking of logic, I have Iowa and Michigan State under
Speaker 6: forty and a half.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, damn.
Speaker 6: I hope Sammy's analysis is right of the potential final
Speaker 6: score because I really need that one, and I'm throwing
Speaker 6: one out here, trying to make up some ground East
Speaker 6: Carolina money line against Wow, that's plus five. You are
Speaker 6: no Choco.
Speaker 3: It's been a lot. A lot is fifteen and a half,
Speaker 3: ain't it. Yeah? A lot of Army's fifteen and a half.
Speaker 3: Add that to my car Ray.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, you're taking the minus fi.
Speaker 3: I'm taking America.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're taking America. Damn it.
Speaker 1: Time to go back to Sammy p host of the
Speaker 1: Chicken Dinner Podcast and bet QL. Once again, he had
Speaker 1: the Cowboys plus three and faded the Texans this entire season.
Speaker 1: Time for your NFL picks, Sammy.
Speaker 2: Uh, where do I go from here?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 2: Let's take the three with the Miami Dolphins. I just
Speaker 2: made sure to check Ray's lines. We are symbiotic right now.
Speaker 2: Give me three with the Miami Dolphins Indianapolis. Going back
Speaker 2: to Richardson down a couple of linemen. I like them
Speaker 2: better with Flacco and McDaniel's gonna find something out of
Speaker 2: the by here. So I like the Fish plus three,
Speaker 2: and I'm not laying one and a half because if
Speaker 2: this lands twenty one twenty, I will never ever hear
Speaker 2: the end of it. I will go Minnesota to win
Speaker 2: the game, Detroit off the win of its season. Detroit
Speaker 2: without Aiden Hutchinson, Detroit will not get home and they
Speaker 2: will not be able to run the ball in the
Speaker 2: death star on Minnesota. Give me the Vikings minus won
Speaker 2: twenty five on the money line.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you're not the one and a half.
Speaker 2: Nope. If it's twenty one twenty, I will never ever
Speaker 2: hear the end of it. So I will just go
Speaker 2: money line. Just win, baby.
Speaker 6: Okay, Sammy, how much are you rooting for that one
Speaker 6: point win now? Just so you can perfectly thread the needle.
Speaker 2: I'm just wishing that Dan won't bring up the Texans
Speaker 2: the rest of the show.
Speaker 6: That's all. I'm miss zero per chance.
Speaker 1: And I will not bring up the Texans, whom you
Speaker 1: faded this season. But you did take the Cowboys plus three.
Speaker 6: Hi, They're missing their top target for a little bit, crowd.
Speaker 1: Okay, bad Larry. Everybody's waiting since you had the perfect
Speaker 1: score last week.
Speaker 7: What's the line on the Saints game tonight. I want
Speaker 7: the Saints. Am I getting three at her until two
Speaker 7: and a half and a half? Two and a half? Okay,
Speaker 7: I still going up two and a half. I want
Speaker 7: the Saints at home getting the two and a half.
Speaker 7: I want the Eagles against the Giants. The Giants are
Speaker 7: my team and they suck. I had the Steelers, but
Speaker 7: I crossed it out, so I don't want the Steelers anymore.
Speaker 7: And I want the over in the Ravens Buccaneers game.
Speaker 1: That's forty nine and a half.
Speaker 7: Whoa, let's good. I mean it was forty eight and
Speaker 7: a half when I put it in. Forty nine and
Speaker 7: a half? Okay, one would they give? I gave you
Speaker 7: the Saints, the Eagles the over. That's three.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The Colts against the Dolphins.
Speaker 7: Oh. I had the Colts against the Dolphins. I got
Speaker 7: a three and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Colts minus three.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 7: Sammy Pete, Sammy Pete were going against each other on two.
Speaker 7: You put in three bets and I'm going against two
Speaker 7: of them.
Speaker 1: I love it, Shay, Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Fine?
Speaker 1: Fine?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got Why did you take a week off? Maybe
Speaker 1: take a week off?
Speaker 6: You do that to me?
Speaker 1: I didn't even cuss you did last time you did earlier. No, no,
Speaker 1: I ended that that was when you were cussing on
Speaker 1: on the radio, and then I had to I had
Speaker 1: to suspend you.
Speaker 3: I'm just miss.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm not kidding like effect. I know that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Maybe you just take maybe take a
Speaker 1: week off.
Speaker 6: Maybe the Starzl maker run this year.
Speaker 3: Give me a break, dude, fucking Canadian hockey. I'm fine,
Speaker 3: I'm fine, I'm fine. I have a great card. Here
Speaker 3: we go. I got the La Communist laying two and
Speaker 3: a half against the state that should be sold. I
Speaker 3: got Heroin and the Bucks over forty nine and a half.
Speaker 3: And then I got the Bucks Danny. I love this one.
Speaker 3: I got the fighting Baker Mayfields plus three and a
Speaker 3: half two units a rare two like that, and then
Speaker 3: I got the fighting Danny Jones plus three against the Eagles,
Speaker 3: and I love the Jags laying five and a half
Speaker 3: against the Revolutionaries.
Speaker 1: Okay, so recapping Chargers minus two and a half, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Ravens Bucks over forty nine and a half, Yeah, two
Speaker 1: units on Baker Mayfield plus three and a half Rams
Speaker 1: Raiders under forty three and a half. Yeah, the Saquon
Speaker 1: Barkley revenge game.
Speaker 3: Don't care.
Speaker 1: Giants getting three yep, Jaguars minus five and a half against.
Speaker 3: The Patriots all day. That's it.
Speaker 1: Undefeated, Danny, You're going undefeated.
Speaker 3: I am, I am. This is a great core in
Speaker 3: the NFL. College. I don't trust it so much because
Speaker 3: my emotions run wild the NFL. I really really bare
Speaker 3: down here, Danny. It's a it's a study to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, once again, that was a that's a full podcast
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 6: But then I actually, you're not done yet.
Speaker 1: Shut that's awkward.
Speaker 6: Hey, Actually, honestly, you know what, maybe I will.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to do a favor, Dylan. Your NFL picks.
Speaker 6: All right, Dan, against my better judgment, I am going
Speaker 6: to try. I'm actually not betting on any shitty teams
Speaker 6: this week or super shitty teams. I got the under
Speaker 6: forty two and a half against Patriots Jags in London.
Speaker 6: London games go under, and these two teams are just
Speaker 6: perfect for them. Okay, I'm taking the three of the
Speaker 6: Falcons against the Seahawks Ina and Atlanta. Seahawks traveling to
Speaker 6: the far far East, so.
Speaker 3: You far far like Singapore.
Speaker 1: You're all in on Kirk d Cousins, I am.
Speaker 6: Although he's played a lot better in primetime than in
Speaker 6: that one o'clock time.
Speaker 3: I love Kirk. I love Kirk fucking gangs he is.
Speaker 1: He is mister Primetime.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 6: Chiefs money line against the Niners, which is basically even money.
Speaker 6: I think the Chiefs are like one and a half dogs,
Speaker 6: which is funky, but mahomes as an underdog. And I've
Speaker 6: just been burned so many times fading the Chiefs, and
Speaker 6: I've got the Stillers plus two and a half against
Speaker 6: the Jets. I feel like a lot of people are
Speaker 6: gonna be in the Jets with the whole defunte Adams Michigan,
Speaker 6: So Michig go. I'll take the better team on Sunday Night.
Speaker 6: And then I have a parlay Dan, because I really
Speaker 6: need to make up some ground here going touchdown score
Speaker 6: parlay Jamiir Gibbs, Calvin Ridley and Stefan Diggs, and which
Speaker 6: I pay it's plus nineteen eighty about twenty to one.
Speaker 6: Put me right back in the good graces.
Speaker 1: Anything else, yeap?
Speaker 6: I have an MLB parlay Dan tonight. I got Guardians
Speaker 6: money line, Mets money line. Let's go back that's an
Speaker 6: emotional one. Probably don't take that.
Speaker 1: Do you guys still? You guys have your futures, right, yeah? Heavy,
Speaker 1: You and bad Larry have futures.
Speaker 3: Me and Dylan, Oh Dylan, Yeah no.
Speaker 7: J Shane and I have over the mess. We already
Speaker 7: want it.
Speaker 1: You already hit that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But World Series fifty five okay, Well that's right. If
Speaker 1: they get to the World Series or they win, they win,
Speaker 1: they have to win the World Series.
Speaker 3: Fucking go time, last night, go hard?
Speaker 1: Okay, once again, it's shyean Irving podcast wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcast, and a special edition from last night because
Speaker 1: Ray the intern and Dylan the graphics guy went to
Speaker 1: Shay's house and broke bread and then they were the
Speaker 1: They were the guests for the podcast.
Speaker 6: We figured out what happened to Malaysian Airlines three seventy
Speaker 6: did oh?
Speaker 3: The entire podcast was about conspiracy theories. Danny, you would
Speaker 3: have loved it. Yeah, Kirkbaine didn't kill himself, neither did
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: The Denver Airport, Ye, what about the Denver Airport?
Speaker 6: The basement's the headquarters of the New World Order, correct,
Speaker 6: which is more of a fact than a conspiracy I.
Speaker 1: Think is there an uglier exterior airport?
Speaker 6: They try to make it look like mountains.
Speaker 1: Or remember when Madonna wore that bra that that had
Speaker 1: the two her cones.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like Thebots' that's what it looks like that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's like it looks like they just threw a tarp over.
Speaker 3: Do they still have a smoking section at Denver?
Speaker 6: Yeah they used to, Yeah they did. I think most
Speaker 6: airports still.
Speaker 3: No, well not most Detroit, Atlanta, Denver, believe me, I know.
Speaker 1: They they have this glass enclosure.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a large shower that you can see
Speaker 1: through the glass, and you just have people there like
Speaker 1: they're right next to each other.
Speaker 3: Atlanta's the best because you got Popeyes right next to
Speaker 3: the fish bowl. You eat some spicy chicken. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: go bang a heater right after the die code by.
Speaker 3: That's the South. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I think we've accomplished whatever we were hoping
Speaker 1: to accomplish. Bad Larry once again an incredible performance and
Speaker 1: maybe he'll provide another drunk video this weekend that we
Speaker 1: can share it with you.
Speaker 7: And yeah, we're going back to the scene of the
Speaker 7: Crown for the Yankee game. At like four point thirty,
Speaker 7: we'll be in Legas. Say what time do you guys
Speaker 7: get off?
Speaker 3: I'll get off whenever I want.
Speaker 7: Danny, it's a it's a two and a half hour
Speaker 7: ride down.
Speaker 1: He's coming down for your wedding reception.
Speaker 3: I'm showing up for that.
Speaker 7: Well, have fun, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like an invitation.
Speaker 6: Is the dentist going to the wedding?
Speaker 1: No, your dentist. Now you got your teeth done for
Speaker 1: your daughter's wedding, and the dentist doesn't get to go.
Speaker 7: Uh no, No, wrong for my man, the dentist, and
Speaker 7: I would love to have him there, but no, he's out.
Speaker 1: Well, hav him to set up a chair there. He
Speaker 1: can do he can get some clients there.
Speaker 7: Listen to me. Damn, it's not my wedding, it's my
Speaker 7: daughter's wedding.
Speaker 6: I think he I think he might have a malpractice
Speaker 6: suit he has to attend that day.
Speaker 1: Mike, Thanks to everybody who took yes, Ray, I do
Speaker 1: have one question for Sam because I've been curious and
Speaker 1: I want a good analysis on this way, Sam who
Speaker 1: took the three and the Cowboys faded the Texans?
Speaker 5: I believe Sam is still up on the year betting NFL,
Speaker 5: so I'm going to take that.
Speaker 4: But I do have a question if why is it
Speaker 4: considered bad.
Speaker 5: Business when the Steelers are plus two and a half
Speaker 5: to buy the half point, Like, why would you not
Speaker 5: just make it three? Why is that considered something you're
Speaker 5: not supposed to.
Speaker 2: Do well because you are laying an extra twenty or
Speaker 2: thirty cents, And as we all know, especially on this show,
Speaker 2: it's hard enough to beat the minus one ten. So
Speaker 2: if you're laying one thirty or one forty to go
Speaker 2: from two and a half to three, it's just ideally
Speaker 2: over time, you want to minimize the juice and maximize
Speaker 2: the profit. So to go from one ten to one
Speaker 2: thirty one forty is just a bad habit going forward.
Speaker 2: I also don't understand ray how they go four and
Speaker 2: two and then make a quarterback change. But I'm going
Speaker 2: to guess Mike Tomlin knows a little bit more than
Speaker 2: I do in terms of coaching the NFL.
Speaker 3: But a schedule, it's a schedule.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know more about gambling than you do.
Speaker 2: Sammy, Well, he didn't fade the Texans.
Speaker 6: I heard bring that up. Actually I heard he did.
Speaker 1: Uh Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast, you'll
Speaker 1: be able to hear Ray and Dylan on there with
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and uh truth. Sammy is the host of
Speaker 1: the Chicken Dinner podcast and his daily betting show Bett
Speaker 1: q L Daily. He's a professional gambler who's opening up
Speaker 1: drinks there? Dylan cheers, Oh, okay.
Speaker 3: Not have they not sponsored us yet?
Speaker 1: Damn White Claw?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Where were their prime target?
Speaker 1: Hazelton Rehabit. Yeah, have you been to do you get
Speaker 1: like a letter jacket?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it, but stick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I won't put it on the car. But we
Speaker 3: should have those two compete eating sponsors.
Speaker 1: I don't think if you're a White Claw you want
Speaker 1: to be in partnership with a Reham center.
Speaker 3: I disagree.
Speaker 6: That's called a self sustaining ecosis.
Speaker 3: Thank you, right right right? Wait?
Speaker 6: Did they actually give bumper stickers?
Speaker 3: No, that would be anonymous idiot.
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: Like you know how people have like their college the
Speaker 6: ones that go across their back Winchield like Harvard Yale passages.
Speaker 3: Malibi is one of the best out there.
Speaker 1: Okay, My, Thanks to all involved, especially Sammy P. Also
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Bad Larry. Have a great weekend again, Shan Irving.
Speaker 1: I hope you have some joy this weekend.
Speaker 3: I really do. Bye week.
Speaker 1: I so you can't be angry at the Cowboys this weekend.
Speaker 3: I mean I will, but I won't take you about it.
Speaker 1: Ray the producer, Dylan, the graphics guy, Marvin who's running
Speaker 1: all the volumes and dials and he's basically captaining this ship.
Speaker 1: So thank you, thank you for all involved, and I
Speaker 1: hope you have a great weekend. And let's try it
Speaker 1: again next week. Okay, yeah, yeah, yea