Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show, a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2: Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 1: Baby, It's an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and it's.
Speaker 2: Going to be such a fun day. Today.
Speaker 1: We're gonna salute an unsung group of heroes, unsung heroes,
Speaker 1: a group of unsung either way, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I said that right.
Speaker 2: We're gonna salute somebody.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be some saluting here in just a moment. Michael,
Speaker 1: is that a hot pocket? Do we have hot pockets?
Speaker 1: What kind of hot pocket is that?
Speaker 2: You got?
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak hot pockets? Oh? I didn't even know
Speaker 1: they had those. Bang it, I'm gonna get one. Anyway,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Tonight.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk a little bit more about the Primary
Speaker 1: Jail America. Somebody wants to know about my plans for
Speaker 1: the summer that sub that blew up alcoholism all over
Speaker 1: the place Tonight on the Jesse Kelly Show. I have
Speaker 1: no idea which direction the show is going to go
Speaker 1: or what's going to distract me at Maybe Philly Cheese
Speaker 1: steak hot pockets.
Speaker 2: Either way, it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be a blast tonight on a Friday, and
Speaker 1: I want to begin with a saluting first.
Speaker 2: So this this morning.
Speaker 1: New York Post is pretty much a garbage publication, but
Speaker 1: they do break some big stories and they do have
Speaker 1: some writers in that publication.
Speaker 2: Then I respect.
Speaker 1: So people ask me what I read in the morning
Speaker 1: to get caught up on things. New York Post is
Speaker 1: on my top five every morning. Every morning I go
Speaker 1: through the New York Post and just see who's who
Speaker 1: and what's what. They have a lot of garbage, but
Speaker 1: there's some good stuff in there. And I saw this
Speaker 1: one starting pay for New York City ems workers will
Speaker 1: soon be less than food app delivery drivers. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do two things here. One, Fellas and ladies. I
Speaker 1: know that times are difficult right now, that it's a
Speaker 1: very very difficult job market right now.
Speaker 2: There are layoffs all over the place.
Speaker 1: It's tough to navigate things. Those of us who still
Speaker 1: are employed. Let's all remember, let's take a moment and
Speaker 1: remember how blessed we are, and a lot of people
Speaker 1: are very desperate to make ends meet right now. Have
Speaker 1: you considered doing some food delivery one of the food
Speaker 1: delivery apps. Hear me out, hear me out, especially fellas.
Speaker 1: Ladies I think will probably be more accepting of something
Speaker 1: like this. But for fellas, we have this thing called
Speaker 1: pride gets us in a whole lot of trouble a
Speaker 1: lot of the time. And you know, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: Men are so stupid thing. But male pride's a real thing.
Speaker 1: It's a real thing. I didn't want to go sell
Speaker 1: our v's. I don't want to sell find a job
Speaker 1: on craigslist. It hurt had to do it, had.
Speaker 2: Bills to pay.
Speaker 3: Hurts.
Speaker 1: These food delivery drivers they make decent money.
Speaker 2: Man and the.
Speaker 1: Uber drivers and just to flat out taxis. Basically they
Speaker 1: make real money. Consider that one two people who drive ambulances,
Speaker 1: ems workers. They get no respect when we discuss the
Speaker 1: real heroes in our society. If we're discussing heroes in
Speaker 1: our society, day to day heroes, people who live a
Speaker 1: life of service. Who do we think of all the time?
Speaker 2: Cops? Firemen.
Speaker 1: We always seek a fireman, right understandably, So that's a
Speaker 1: really awesome job. And for you young men always emailing
Speaker 1: me looking for a life of service. You don't want
Speaker 1: to do the military anymore, please consider being a fireman.
Speaker 1: We need type amen in that position profession I can't
Speaker 1: talk today, but we never talk about EMS workers. They
Speaker 1: make nothing, as you just heard, they make virtually nothing.
Speaker 1: And I have a couple buddies who do this for
Speaker 1: a living. They just see death in injuries all day.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I've been around the block a few times, seen plenty
Speaker 1: of dead people, plenty of dying people, plenty of people
Speaker 1: mangled in horrible ways, and honestly, more than most people
Speaker 1: will see, I've seen it. And that's a day for
Speaker 1: an EMS worker. That's just how they live. They live
Speaker 1: around that kind of hardship. They all have very six
Speaker 1: senses of humor because of it, but they live around
Speaker 1: that kind of hardship.
Speaker 2: And I just thought it would be appropriate to.
Speaker 1: Open up the show and salute the EMS workers who
Speaker 1: get no love whatsoever and make less than a door
Speaker 1: dash driver. All right there, Now, let's move on, Jesse.
Speaker 1: This is about the sub that went down. So the
Speaker 1: rich men from the submarine joined the people from the
Speaker 1: Titanic at the bottom of the ocean. This was to
Speaker 1: be expected, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: After all?
Speaker 1: How many times can you blast off and the space
Speaker 1: shuttle before one blew up. You want to do dangerous things,
Speaker 1: you can expect successful results and dangerous results. People who
Speaker 1: do these things are fully aware of the dangers. I
Speaker 1: truly think if I were the nineteen year old, I
Speaker 1: would have refused to get in. I believe I would
Speaker 1: have said, I'll wait for you up here on the ship.
Speaker 1: Have fun, dad, love you, Okay, I wouldn't have. Now, Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm forty one now, I'm not nineteen anymore. I'm not
Speaker 1: young like that. I guess I'm still fairly young, but
Speaker 1: I'm not young like that. I look at that sub crew.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna hop in this tiny little sub with
Speaker 1: a diversity higher sub captain, and you're gonna go two
Speaker 1: miles beneath the ocean surface. And I look, and I say, man,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I'm pretty sure I said that
Speaker 1: on the show man No thanks. But the truth is.
Speaker 2: I might. If I had the option, I might.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you this right now, nineteen year old
Speaker 1: Jesse definitely would have. Now, I didn't have two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars. I still don't have two hundred
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars. But if you had presented that option
Speaker 1: to nineteen year old Jesse, oh yeah, where do I
Speaker 1: sign up? I'm int' let's go see it. I want
Speaker 1: to see it. And I don't know anything about these
Speaker 1: people who died. And I understand they're all super rich
Speaker 1: and it cost a quarter million to get on the
Speaker 1: sub and I understand all that. I understand all that.
Speaker 1: Maybe they were all trash human beings. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I will say this, men, young men especially, being
Speaker 1: willing to do dangerous, sometimes stupidly dangerous things. That's what
Speaker 1: makes the world go round. That's why you have a continent.
Speaker 1: That's why the United State of America is here because
Speaker 1: of young men, rough men, men wanting to experience adventure
Speaker 1: and danger getting on a freaking sailing ship aiming at
Speaker 1: west without any real direct knowledge that they were going
Speaker 1: to ever hit land, just open ocean, just going across
Speaker 1: the Atlantic. That's crazy. That's why you have what you have.
Speaker 1: We talk all the time about, well how much how
Speaker 1: many history.
Speaker 2: Stories do we talk about? Talk about World War Two?
Speaker 1: And because it's World War two and it's older, we
Speaker 1: picture them as old. Those were nineteen year old men.
Speaker 1: These Medal of Honor Monday. Every Monday we do a
Speaker 1: Medal of Honor. Citation they're all eighteen nineteen twenty. The
Speaker 1: old ones are in their twenties, late twenties. And you
Speaker 1: know what, I sympathize because I did say I mean,
Speaker 1: certainly nothing medal of honor worthy, but we're talking military
Speaker 1: service combat. I did the same thing, and I did
Speaker 1: the same thing willingly. I remember when we were in Kuwait,
Speaker 1: we were getting ready to go to war. We knew
Speaker 1: George Bush was about to declare war. And the day comes,
Speaker 1: we get word, hey, get your stuff packed up, We're gone.
Speaker 1: And we had these AM tracks. You Savans would think
Speaker 1: it looks like a tank without a gun on it.
Speaker 1: It's a troop carrier. It's a track troop carrier. And
Speaker 1: we pack up our stuff. Word comes. It was I
Speaker 1: don't think it was the middle of the night, if
Speaker 1: I remember right, it was the evening though. It was
Speaker 1: the evening and the sun was going down. I'm al
Speaker 1: most positive I'm right about that. My Marine buddies who
Speaker 1: listened to email were text me and confirmed I'm almost
Speaker 1: actually know what I know. I'm right about that because
Speaker 1: what happened was we packed up boom, George Bush declared war.
Speaker 2: We head out, We load up the AM tracks.
Speaker 1: And we take off north, and we're going north, this
Speaker 1: gigantic formation of am tracks driving north, going to war.
Speaker 2: And you can in an am track you.
Speaker 1: Have the ability the there are big slots, big open
Speaker 1: slots in the ceiling where you can stand up in
Speaker 1: it and stick your head out, basically stick your torso out.
Speaker 1: That's so you can stick your head out and fight.
Speaker 1: You can stick your head out and look around. And
Speaker 1: nobody as we took off, nobody was sitting down below.
Speaker 1: We were not only all standing up with our heads out,
Speaker 1: we were standing up looking all around us at all
Speaker 1: the other amtraks as this massive Marine Corps formation is
Speaker 1: heading for war. And almost every guy in my unit
Speaker 1: that I can remember who was with me in that amtrak,
Speaker 1: we were all smiling happy.
Speaker 2: What that's stupid?
Speaker 1: Why for all we knew we were gonna go get shot,
Speaker 1: blown up, burned, that the gassed. They told us that
Speaker 1: Saddam was gonna gas us, and from what we understand,
Speaker 1: he had in every intention of gassing us. We for
Speaker 1: all we knew, as nineteen twenty year old men were
Speaker 1: heading into a situation we would die by poison gas,
Speaker 1: which is like the worst way you can possibly go.
Speaker 2: And to a man.
Speaker 1: We were looking around thinking, here, this is awesome.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Young men doing dangerous things, things that get them killed.
Speaker 2: That's what powers the world. That's just the fact.
Speaker 1: All right, let's deal with this. Uh, well, let's deal
Speaker 1: with this Trump thing. Someone has a Trump question. Someone
Speaker 1: wants to know about communists, why they do what they do.
Speaker 1: In fact, I think we'll address that first. Let's deal
Speaker 1: with the commis first, before we get into the Trump
Speaker 1: legal stuff here. Before we do any of that, let's
Speaker 1: make sure we are protecting ourselves financially. I'm not an
Speaker 1: investment guy, okay, so I'm not here to give you
Speaker 1: investment advice, nor would I be qualified to do so.
Speaker 1: I rely on smart people. I've told you this story
Speaker 1: before this about a month ago. I know a guy
Speaker 1: who owns a bunch of banks down here in Texas.
Speaker 1: You know what he texted me about. He didn't invite
Speaker 1: me to the game, although we are going to the
Speaker 1: game soon. You know what, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: he wanted to talk about. Hey, Jesse, I want to
Speaker 1: buy gold, a lot of it. And I said, excuse
Speaker 1: me what? This is a guy who owns a bank.
Speaker 1: He's stocking up on gold China. China is stocking up
Speaker 1: on gold and silver. Why do you think these massively
Speaker 1: powerful entities who understand global finances are all stocking up
Speaker 1: on precious medals right now? Why do you think that
Speaker 1: is Paul Oxford Gold Group, gets some gold and silver
Speaker 1: coins in your hands, Get some gold and silver gold
Speaker 1: or silver.
Speaker 2: In your four one k ira.
Speaker 1: The time for precious medals is now, not next week,
Speaker 1: now called eight three three nine five gold and stock
Speaker 1: up all right, eight three three nine nine five gold.
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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass Doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: You want a little bit of good news today you
Speaker 1: didn't get anywhere else. The NHL National Hockey League just
Speaker 1: declared that specialty jerseys like LGBT Deep Ride are banned.
Speaker 2: There is a backlash coming. It is beginning.
Speaker 1: You're seeing little whispers of it everywhere, middle school kids
Speaker 1: ripping down Pride flags, channing USA, bud Light knocked off
Speaker 1: the number one beer can. NHL banning Pride jerseys. People
Speaker 1: have had enough of this filth. And this is this
Speaker 1: is how human beings work. They have to bottom out sometimes.
Speaker 1: Please pardon the pun when it comes to that, they
Speaker 1: have to bottom out sometimes before they bounce back. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get let's we have tons of ask doctor Jesse questions.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for this, Jesse. I hear that
Speaker 1: in the heat of battle, our guys aren't fighting for
Speaker 1: the USA or against communism so much as they are
Speaker 1: for their buddies left and right. So what are the
Speaker 1: godless comedies fighting for? All right, I I think I
Speaker 1: have a decent way to explain this.
Speaker 2: Maybe this will sound weird, but let me explain.
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch Do you know anything about Michael Jordan?
Speaker 1: Basketball wise? Michael Jordan the greatest basketball player ever, obviously,
Speaker 1: and people who grew up watching Jordan or have gotten
Speaker 1: to know more about Jordan as they get older, they
Speaker 1: have learned that Jordan was competitive in a way that
Speaker 1: was unnatural. Jordan was competitive in a way that he
Speaker 1: would be around other type a competitive men and they
Speaker 1: would think, oh my gosh, buddy, tone it.
Speaker 2: Down a notch. I remember.
Speaker 1: There are a couple of stories that I remember. I
Speaker 1: think it's from that documentary they just on Jordan and
Speaker 1: the Bulls. There are a couple things to up. I'm
Speaker 1: going somewhere with this. This will come back to communist.
Speaker 1: Stay with me here for a second. They were in practice.
Speaker 1: It was the Olympic team. It was the dream team
Speaker 1: with all the greats of all time, Bird and Magic
Speaker 1: and Jordan Barkley, the greatest basketball players who've ever lived.
Speaker 1: They're all on one team and it's practice, not a game.
Speaker 1: They're in a practice and someone said something disrespectful to Jordan.
Speaker 1: Just basic trash talk, lighthearted trash doc, not even not
Speaker 1: even anything serious. Jordan proceeds to go ballistic and scores
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't forget how many points there
Speaker 1: were in a row and destroys the other team so
Speaker 1: much so that it was tense on the team bus
Speaker 1: when they got back on after a practice because Jordan
Speaker 1: was still mad and Magic Johnson had to break the
Speaker 1: tension by saying, well, I guess we shouldn't have made
Speaker 1: the guy mad. But that's one of the good stories.
Speaker 1: This is one of the stories you can take as good.
Speaker 1: I took as being sad because I've known people like this.
Speaker 1: Jordan was in the playoffs against I think it was
Speaker 1: the Seattle SuperSonics, and the SuperSonics their head coach was
Speaker 1: George Carl and Jordan went out to dinner with a friend.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the details of the story, and George
Speaker 1: Carl was the head coach of the SuperSonics. George Carl
Speaker 1: didn't come over and say hi to Jordan. He was
Speaker 1: eating with someone else. Okay, he's eating a meal. He
Speaker 1: doesn't does he have to come over and say hi?
Speaker 1: What Jordan spoke on camera about how offended he was
Speaker 1: by that and how it made him so angry that
Speaker 1: he went on and won the rest of the games.
Speaker 1: Now that's one of those fun Jordan's stories. You tell, ha, ha, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. Look how cool that is. That's awesome, right,
Speaker 1: unless you're Michael Jordan. Imagine living your life that way.
Speaker 1: Everything offends you, everything angers you, everything drives you.
Speaker 2: I'll give you one.
Speaker 1: More sports thing because I think this helps explain how
Speaker 1: the communists think. I'll bring this back to the Communists
Speaker 1: in a moment. Aaron Rodgers, I don't watch the NFL anymore.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it in years. I don't even think
Speaker 1: he plays for the Packers anymore. But while I was watching,
Speaker 1: he was one of the great NFL quarterbacks, one of
Speaker 1: the greats of this era. Incredible player. And this is
Speaker 1: back when I used to obsess over the NFL. Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers instead of being a top draft pick, he dropped
Speaker 1: on draft day to the seventeenth pick in the draft.
Speaker 1: That was free falling in his eyes. And Aaron Rodgers,
Speaker 1: at least back when I was watching, would still speak
Speaker 1: on camera about how that's part of the reason he
Speaker 1: was so great. That offended him, that angered him so
Speaker 1: greatly that it controlled every aspect of his life, how
Speaker 1: he practiced, how he competed. Oh my gosh, I was seventeenth.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I was seventeenth. How disrespectful? How could
Speaker 1: they do? Why do communists do what they do? Bitterness
Speaker 1: has a way of driving people.
Speaker 2: People to do.
Speaker 1: Great things, like perform well at work. Maybe this has happened,
Speaker 1: something like that's happened to you at work. And I'm
Speaker 1: not talking on allowing insults to drive you.
Speaker 2: I'm really not.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's driven you in your personal life. Maybe you
Speaker 1: got too heavy and somebody called you fat one day
Speaker 1: and you decided that's it. I'm going to the gym
Speaker 1: and look, it can be a benefit, it can. But
Speaker 1: remember this communists what they really are. They're just malcontents.
Speaker 1: Communism is the religion of the malcontent. For whatever reason,
Speaker 1: maybe valid reasons, maybe invalid reasons, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason. Whenever you decide to dive into communism
Speaker 1: and pursue that, what you were doing is wading into
Speaker 1: your bitterness. You are bitter, You are a feminist, and
Speaker 1: men are ruining everything. And that guy in high school
Speaker 1: he rejected me, and my first husband used to beat me,
Speaker 1: and men suck and men are the worst thing, and
Speaker 1: everything sucks, and it drives everything in your life, that bitterness.
Speaker 1: It consumes you, and it's why you're miserable to be around.
Speaker 1: That's why everyone hates feminists. Even other feminists don't want
Speaker 1: to be around feminists. And it's why all you want
Speaker 1: to do is destroy. That's all you want to do.
Speaker 1: That's what communism is. It's not that they're fighting for
Speaker 1: the man to their right or to their left. These
Speaker 1: are bitter, malcontented people who just want to wreck things.
Speaker 1: That's what we're up against. It really is look envy,
Speaker 1: one of the seven deadly sins. For a reason, that's
Speaker 1: the basis of all communism.
Speaker 2: Envy.
Speaker 1: I don't have this and I should have this. And
Speaker 1: he took it from me. That's what it's based on.
Speaker 1: All right, YO, talk about Trump, alcoholism, let's talk about
Speaker 1: your phone. Let's talk about taking little steps. Because one
Speaker 1: of the questions, and I'll get to it a little
Speaker 1: later on, is Jesse, am I doing enough when it
Speaker 1: comes to putting your money where your morals are? And
Speaker 1: answer to that question for everybody, most definitely me, is no.
Speaker 2: Did you know?
Speaker 1: I just stayed at a hotel in South Beach went
Speaker 1: down to South Beach at the end of the book tour,
Speaker 1: wanted to do a night or two away with my wife.
Speaker 1: I didn't look it up ahead of time. I walked
Speaker 1: into the Dagone Hotel, already paid for the room, and
Speaker 1: there's a Pride flag dangling in the lobby.
Speaker 2: I just did it.
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass Doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday reminding you you you can email the show
Speaker 1: during the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We'll dig into some different
Speaker 1: stuff here in a moment. I got a couple of
Speaker 1: Trump ones. I want to deal with this one's first
Speaker 1: dear show gon Oracle. It seems to be a daily
Speaker 1: discussion on the show on what Trump.
Speaker 2: Is doing wrong.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, he's rising in the polls, the state pools agree
Speaker 1: and DeSantis has gone over like a fart in church.
Speaker 1: What is the DeSantis campaign done wrong? Okay, brother, I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at you. I just need you to hear me.
Speaker 1: Trump hardly ever gets brought up on this show maybe
Speaker 1: once every couple weeks. Really, the only time I bring
Speaker 1: up Trump, it's actually not in the context of the
Speaker 1: primary at all. Like you just did, you wanted to
Speaker 1: talk what about DeSantis? I was talking about Trump and
Speaker 1: his legal problems and what it means for America and
Speaker 1: how he's addressing these legal problems, you know, critical issues
Speaker 1: for the country.
Speaker 2: I am not.
Speaker 1: Mad, but you know why you think he gets brought
Speaker 1: up on a daily basis when he hardly ever gets
Speaker 1: brought up at all. Do you know why? It's because
Speaker 1: you're in love. People fall in love with politicians. Trump
Speaker 1: has people who've fallen in love with him. DeSantis has
Speaker 1: people who've fallen in love with him. And when you're
Speaker 1: in love, love gives you blinders.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 1: If you and I, let's say you who wrote the email,
Speaker 1: or anyone else, you might feel that way. Let's say
Speaker 1: the Jewish producer Chris gets fired.
Speaker 2: Probably gonna happen anyway, not kidding, but let's say.
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris gets fired, and you come on as
Speaker 1: my producer, and we start working together every single day
Speaker 1: like me Chris and Michael do every single day, hours
Speaker 1: every day, and just like.
Speaker 2: We do here.
Speaker 1: We laugh, we joke on the radio, off the radio,
Speaker 1: we eat crappy food, we do different things. We have
Speaker 1: fun in the office. But one time, one time, let's
Speaker 1: say you have kids. One time I say to you, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know your kid kind of looks funny. That
Speaker 1: would be all you remembered about me. You wouldn't remember
Speaker 1: the food, you wouldn't remember the jokes. I would be
Speaker 1: the boss who insulted your kid. If you think I
Speaker 1: bring up Trump and the things Trump's doing wrong on
Speaker 1: a daily basis on the show, you can only think
Speaker 1: that if you're in love, because that's just not what
Speaker 1: I do on the show, because I don't care. I'm
Speaker 1: not in love, so I don't care. That's why I
Speaker 1: don't talk much about the primary. I don't ever really
Speaker 1: address the primary at all. And you can really tell
Speaker 1: you're in love because then you started referencing polls and
Speaker 1: how DeSantis is crashing and burning, and none of that's
Speaker 1: true either. Those are all Trump campaign talking points. This
Speaker 1: is very early in the campaign. If you want to
Speaker 1: know how the primary's going. They're both doing fine. They're
Speaker 1: doing fine. They're both campaigning and the various states they
Speaker 1: should be Iowa, New Hampshire. Trump is tied up more
Speaker 1: with this legal stuff, so it keeps him from getting
Speaker 1: out there as much as he should. They're both raising
Speaker 1: good money right now, which is a very good sign.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's not raising anybody that's One of the un
Speaker 1: sexy things we never talk about in politics at all
Speaker 1: is money, but it's critically important. It really doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what your message is if you don't have the money
Speaker 1: to broadcast that message to people. So they're both doing fine.
Speaker 1: None of these national polls, none of those mean anything
Speaker 1: at all. Now a new national poll and of a
Speaker 1: thousand people shows Trump up by ninety's. That's a poll
Speaker 1: put out by a campaign. DeSantis is leading in all
Speaker 1: the early swing states. That's a that's a pool put
Speaker 1: out by the DeSantis campaign. Stop believing the stupid polls
Speaker 1: the campaigns pull out by themselves. What happens in these
Speaker 1: primaries is their state by state battles. We like to
Speaker 1: think of the primary or presidential primary as if it's
Speaker 1: one giga battle. There will be one epic Armageddon battle
Speaker 1: where the forces of Trump will take on the forces
Speaker 1: of dechantris on a battle. That's not how it is
Speaker 1: at all. There are a million little battles. They're state
Speaker 1: by state battles, and they take place just like in
Speaker 1: a war, at different times. Iowa was one time, New
Speaker 1: Hampshire is another time. Remember there's Super Tuesday where there's
Speaker 1: all kinds of different states. The primary is going to
Speaker 1: be very, very.
Speaker 2: Very long.
Speaker 1: What is the Decantris campaign done wrong? I haven't talked
Speaker 1: about really what the Trump campaign has done wrong. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about his legal troubles and how he's addressing them.
Speaker 1: You think that's what I did, And I'm not mad
Speaker 1: at you. You think that, though, because you're in love.
Speaker 2: I get people emailing every day. Why aren't you talk?
Speaker 1: Why don't you talk more about the great things DeSantis
Speaker 1: is doing? Jesse, Why are you insulting Trump? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it again for team Trump, team DeSantis, for everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put on your guys bumper sticker. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna wave your guys pom poms. I'm going to
Speaker 1: be very honest with you, as I always am about
Speaker 1: how I'm voting. I've been honest with you about that
Speaker 1: and the reasons I'm voting that way. But when I
Speaker 1: analyze the primary campaign, I'd never do that anymore, just
Speaker 1: because I think it's boring. When I analyze the primary campaign,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it really dispassionately because I'm not
Speaker 1: passionate about it.
Speaker 2: But Trump and.
Speaker 1: His legal issues are very separate from the primary campaign,
Speaker 1: and they are a gigantic deal for the United States
Speaker 1: of America, a potential see change for this nation, a
Speaker 1: potential moment that this nation might not.
Speaker 2: Be able to come back from.
Speaker 1: And So when I think Donald Trump is making mistakes,
Speaker 1: as in talking about his legal problems on freaking television
Speaker 1: to Brett bar instead of battening down the hatches, lawyering
Speaker 1: up trying to get through this, I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Talk about it.
Speaker 1: And if you're in love, that might be hard to
Speaker 1: hear sometimes, but I'm not going to stop. It's not
Speaker 1: your mommy's show, it's your daddy's show. Brother Jesse, this
Speaker 1: is the last Trump. What I'm gonna do today. I
Speaker 1: agree with your assessment that mister Trump has an almost
Speaker 1: pathological desire to be accepted by his opponents, rather that
Speaker 1: mister Trump was once a Democrat. Remember that mister Trump
Speaker 1: was once a Democrat. Only a few short years ago.
Speaker 1: He was donating to their campaigns, in attending their parties
Speaker 1: and weddings, and he probably enjoyed their attention for the
Speaker 1: most part. Now that his goals collide with that of
Speaker 1: the system, he overnight became a threat. I actually think
Speaker 1: it's a little bit different than that. You're not that
Speaker 1: that's crazy or you're wrong. I think this is more
Speaker 1: with the deal is it's not that Trump was a Democrat.
Speaker 1: Trump was a businessman, and Trump would donate to Democrats
Speaker 1: and Republicans. He's been speaking about these things that he
Speaker 1: speaks about now for years and years and years. He
Speaker 1: would donate to everybody, and he was always in with everybody.
Speaker 1: And I think there's a lot too what you said.
Speaker 1: I remember that Rush interview with Trump about his desire
Speaker 1: to be liked. Donald Trump's entire life has been man,
Speaker 1: he's mister Trump. He's mister Trump to everybody. Did you
Speaker 1: ever watch The Apprentice? The Wife and I used to
Speaker 1: love that show and then Celebrity Apprentice, Celebrity Apprentice. You
Speaker 1: had these celebrities, movie stars and models and athletes and
Speaker 1: things like that, and they would all yes, mister Trump, No,
Speaker 1: mister Trump. It was never Donald. It was mister Trump this,
Speaker 1: and mister Trump that. He's mister Trump, he's mister New York,
Speaker 1: He's mister this. And I believe that that's a life
Speaker 1: that he got used to. Everybody wants his approval, people have,
Speaker 1: he has people's respect when no matter who you are
Speaker 1: when you address him, you address him as mister Trump.
Speaker 1: And then overnight, I do believe this, Overnight, all these
Speaker 1: people decided they hated his freaking guts. And for a
Speaker 1: human being who has lived his entire life having everyone's
Speaker 1: respect to now having all this scorn put on him,
Speaker 1: I actually think that's the most human thing in the world.
Speaker 2: For that to be.
Speaker 1: Hard, that would be hard to take in, would it not?
Speaker 2: Picture of that moment? And you've seen this in.
Speaker 1: Other small ways before, with a movie star or a
Speaker 1: rock star or an athlete that has gotten super famous
Speaker 1: and things went really well and then some kind of
Speaker 1: horrible controversy happened, they hurt someone, or something terrible happen,
Speaker 1: and they show up at a stadium or show up
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden people are booing them and
Speaker 1: yelling at them for the first time. And they'll discuss
Speaker 1: if you ever watch these interviews, how hard that was
Speaker 1: to take in. I think going from a life like
Speaker 1: that to a life where people act like he's some
Speaker 1: kind of racist, I think the racist stuff really wounds
Speaker 1: him because Donald Trump's not racist.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: He's got a lifetime of working with the black community
Speaker 1: and all these things. I think a lot of these
Speaker 1: things really did hurt him and do hurt him badly,
Speaker 1: and I sympathize. That's the buzzsack he jumped into.
Speaker 2: All right, we have more. We have a lot more now.
Speaker 1: Before we get to a lot more, a lot more fun,
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about elementary schools and teachers and
Speaker 1: alcoholism and other things. Let's discuss taking care of our dogs.
Speaker 1: This morning, I was hanging out wife, kids. We were
Speaker 1: hanging out in the living room. I was having a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee. We were eating, laughing, just doing stupid things.
Speaker 1: And of course that big fluffy idiot Fred had to
Speaker 1: come barge his way in so he could get love
Speaker 1: and attention from everybody. And we were just laughing about
Speaker 1: him and just what a ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Dog he is.
Speaker 1: And the wife said, man, I hope this lasts forever,
Speaker 1: And of course it won't. Right, they don't live forever,
Speaker 1: nobody does. But I know this, I'm going to get
Speaker 1: years longer out of Fred because I give Fred ruffgreens
Speaker 1: every single meal than I would have given him otherwise.
Speaker 1: I give him vitamins, minerals, probiotic, digestive enzymes. We fixed
Speaker 1: his digestive issues. His coat looks better than it ever has,
Speaker 1: his breath is better than it's ever been, and he's
Speaker 1: just healthier and happier. Go get a free Jumpstart trialbag
Speaker 1: and find out for yourself. Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse
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Speaker 2: Dog, what, Chris. We can make jokes. It's fine, you
Speaker 2: get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Reminding
Speaker 1: you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com.
Speaker 2: Also, the iHeartRadio app is free. You can download it.
Speaker 1: You can podcast the show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.
Speaker 1: Also another quick reminder of a couple different things before
Speaker 1: we get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions, if
Speaker 1: you're going to the range this weekend, be careful with
Speaker 1: that pistol Braain.
Speaker 2: It harder for people to buy stabilize braces. Put a
Speaker 2: pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun. Makes
Speaker 2: some more. You're gonna have a higher caliber weapon, a
Speaker 2: higher caliber bullet coming out of that.
Speaker 1: Also, remember monkey pox. What Chris, I'm just asking if
Speaker 1: people remember what Michael I was asking if people remember it.
Speaker 1: I I just remember.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 1: They were trying to gin up some fear again, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, this thing came out, This new
Speaker 1: disease came out, and it was monkey pox. It was
Speaker 1: an interesting name for it, monkey pox. And then they
Speaker 1: started digging into it, and it seemed that there was
Speaker 1: this common theme with everybody what Chris is fine. There
Speaker 1: seemed like there was a common theme with everybody who
Speaker 1: was getting monkey pox, just one common theme throughout the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Monkey Oh, that guy has monkey pox. Oh.
Speaker 2: And that guy has monkey pox. Huh. That guy has
Speaker 2: monkey pox. Wow.
Speaker 1: And they were all just in a big pile on
Speaker 1: Friday night. That's funny how they all got monkey pox.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: And then and then the media was trying to whip
Speaker 1: up this panic and we started to notice this common strain.
Speaker 1: The White House then brought in the guy, the gay
Speaker 1: activist with a sign of Satan. What's that called a pentagram?
Speaker 1: Pentagram with a pentagram tattooed on his chest. He is
Speaker 1: pictured in leather chaps and things like that in several pictures,
Speaker 1: and the White House decided to bring him in as
Speaker 1: a monkey pox advisor. Remember that, I remember Legos yesterday
Speaker 1: and his name was Dmitri Dascalacis. And then something funny happened.
Speaker 1: Funniest thing happened. A dog got monkey pox, then a
Speaker 1: couple kids got monkey pox, and then like that, monkey
Speaker 1: pox got out of the news.
Speaker 2: Funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Huh, it's funny anyway, Dimitri's back in the news. He's uh, well,
Speaker 1: he's saying things like this.
Speaker 3: I work in HIV normally, and I'll tell you that,
Speaker 3: you know, I always want a shock. I work in
Speaker 3: HIV normally, and I'll tell you that, you know, I
Speaker 3: always say that I've never made an HIV diagnosis, and
Speaker 3: someone that hasn't somehow related to stigma. I think empox
Speaker 3: is the same. So really, uh, stigma tends to empocs.
Speaker 1: By empocs, we don't want to say monkey pox empocs.
Speaker 1: We don't want to stigmatize it.
Speaker 3: Be a barrier to testing, a barrier to vaccination. And so,
Speaker 3: you know, really addressing stigma intentionally and making sure that
Speaker 3: we get the word out in a way that supports
Speaker 3: people's joy as opposed to you know, calling them risky.
Speaker 3: So I think, you know, we.
Speaker 1: Need to get the word out about monkey pocks in
Speaker 1: a way that supports people's joy. So it's just about
Speaker 1: supporting joy, right. We don't want to call them risky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your naked twister isn't risky.
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 1: We just want to support your joy, support your joy.
Speaker 3: One of the things to think about is that, you know,
Speaker 3: one person's idea of risk is another person's idea of
Speaker 3: a great festival or Friday night.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I'm going to be sick. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine how joyful the navy is? Well, quit, Chris, what
Speaker 1: it's fine. We can make jokes. It's fine, Jasey or
Speaker 1: dear cherry Pie aficionado. Aficionado, that's a hard word.
Speaker 2: I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Do you have any fun plans for the summer? Actually
Speaker 1: I do, as a matter of fact, a couple of
Speaker 1: things that we're going to do this summer.
Speaker 2: One, Oh, I'm gonna I shouldn't. Never mind, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna say it.
Speaker 1: You guys will be too mean if I say if
Speaker 1: I if I admit what I'm going to do, you're
Speaker 1: going to be so mean to me about it. And
Speaker 1: you're not nice people. I'm nice, but you're not nice.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing you know what? No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will here's something we're doing now. I need
Speaker 1: to clarify before I go into what we're going to
Speaker 1: do that. I grew up outdoors camping.
Speaker 2: Did you hear me?
Speaker 1: I grew up outdoors camping. Even in high school, we
Speaker 1: would camp. That's what we did on Friday Saturday night.
Speaker 1: You throw your sleeping bag in the car, oftentimes no tent.
Speaker 1: You drive into the mountains where we would split firewood
Speaker 1: and start a fire and we would camp and we
Speaker 1: would fish, and that's the kind of stuff we would do.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So I grew up in the outdoors and then the
Speaker 1: Marines in the outdoors. Did you hear me? I've spent
Speaker 1: plenty of time rouffing it out there? Did you hear
Speaker 1: what I just said? I spent a bunch of time
Speaker 1: roughing it.
Speaker 2: We're going.
Speaker 1: We're going lamping in a month or two. Shut up, Chris,
Speaker 1: We're going. And it's the fanciest, most gurly thing you've
Speaker 1: ever seen in your entire life. I am almost positive
Speaker 1: the tents have air conditioning, or at least, shut up, Chris,
Speaker 1: it's hot. They have air conditioning or a swamp cooler
Speaker 1: blowing into them. We are not sleeping on the ground.
Speaker 1: They have mattresses and things like that. What's no, they're
Speaker 1: not air mattresses. Is they're actually real? They're real mattresses.
Speaker 1: They're real mattresses. Thanks, I appreciate your attempt to bail
Speaker 1: me out. You actually made it wuch much worse. No,
Speaker 1: they're real, they're real mattresses. We do have to start
Speaker 1: our watually. I think maybe they start the fire for us,
Speaker 1: but they don't have to. I'm going to start the fire.
Speaker 1: So we're taking the fam out. It's a river here
Speaker 1: in Texas, and we're going to go float the river
Speaker 1: and start fires and roast hot dogs and marshmallows. It's
Speaker 1: not not the roughest conditions really ever. But it's not inside,
Speaker 1: I'll put it to you that way. Definitely not inside.
Speaker 1: Not going to be watching TV. Although there is a
Speaker 1: mini fridge in the tent, but we're not going to
Speaker 1: be watching TV.
Speaker 2: What Chris.
Speaker 1: We have to keep the waters.
Speaker 2: Cold, all right, We have to keep the waters cold.
Speaker 2: Shut up. So we're doing that.
Speaker 1: And then Israel, remember Israel's coming, Oh my gosh, in
Speaker 1: less than a month? Was it July sixteenth. I think
Speaker 1: it is sixteenth, sixteen, seventeenth something. I haven't looked at
Speaker 1: the dates in a while. Me and the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show fam. We are off to do ten eight ten
Speaker 1: days in the Holy Land. We are gonna bounce around
Speaker 1: that thing. I get to baptize my youngest son in
Speaker 1: the Jordan River. I got to baptize my oldest son
Speaker 1: a few years ago, and now I'm gonna baptize my
Speaker 1: youngest son. And honestly, after I do that, you can
Speaker 1: bury me in the ground. I'm a happy man. My
Speaker 1: life it's complete. We're gonna hang over there and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna find good things to eat. Even though everyone thinks
Speaker 1: I'm gonna struggle with the food. I'm not gonna struggle.
Speaker 2: With the food. Chris, Chris.
Speaker 1: I still have to bone up on my Jewish. I
Speaker 1: don't speak any Jewish at all, and I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get better at that before we go. I
Speaker 1: have like three weeks to learn some Jewish and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna learn it.
Speaker 2: And I'm what do I know any words? What's hellal?
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that a Jewish word? Is it? Michael?
Speaker 2: What is it. It's not really what what do you mean?
Speaker 2: It's not hello?
Speaker 1: How do you how do you people say hello? Can
Speaker 1: you tell me you're just making fun of me? Doesn't help,
Speaker 1: you know what? I will figure it out, all right.
Speaker 1: I'll go over there and spe Spanish and all blow
Speaker 1: them away. You speak my languages. That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over there and drop.
Speaker 2: On them all day long.
Speaker 1: You know what else I'm gonna have over there. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have my my pillow all season slippers because at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, when we're all done walking
Speaker 1: up to Masada, don't worry, they have some kind of
Speaker 1: tram or something like that to get you up to
Speaker 1: the top. But I'm gonna walk it because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: walk it like.
Speaker 2: The Romans walk it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, When we get done at Masada and then see
Speaker 1: you Galilee and checking all this stuff out, I'm gonna
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