WEBVTT - Hour 1: Driven By Envy

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<v Speaker 1>This is a Jesse Kelly show, a Jesse Kelly show.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's have some fun on a Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, It's an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to be such a fun day. Today.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna salute an unsung group of heroes, unsung heroes,

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<v Speaker 1>a group of unsung either way, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I said that right.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna salute somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>There's gonna be some saluting here in just a moment. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>is that a hot pocket? Do we have hot pockets?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of hot pocket is that?

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<v Speaker 2>You got?

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<v Speaker 1>Philly cheese steak hot pockets? Oh? I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>they had those. Bang it, I'm gonna get one. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna talk a little bit more about the Primary

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<v Speaker 1>Jail America. Somebody wants to know about my plans for

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<v Speaker 1>the summer that sub that blew up alcoholism all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place Tonight on the Jesse Kelly Show. I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea which direction the show is going to go

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<v Speaker 1>or what's going to distract me at Maybe Philly Cheese

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<v Speaker 1>steak hot pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>Either way, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to be a blast tonight on a Friday, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to begin with a saluting first.

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<v Speaker 2>So this this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>New York Post is pretty much a garbage publication, but

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<v Speaker 1>they do break some big stories and they do have

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<v Speaker 1>some writers in that publication.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I respect.

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<v Speaker 1>So people ask me what I read in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>to get caught up on things. New York Post is

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<v Speaker 1>on my top five every morning. Every morning I go

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<v Speaker 1>through the New York Post and just see who's who

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<v Speaker 1>and what's what. They have a lot of garbage, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's some good stuff in there. And I saw this

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<v Speaker 1>one starting pay for New York City ems workers will

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<v Speaker 1>soon be less than food app delivery drivers. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do two things here. One, Fellas and ladies. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that times are difficult right now, that it's a

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<v Speaker 1>very very difficult job market right now.

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<v Speaker 2>There are layoffs all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tough to navigate things. Those of us who still

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<v Speaker 1>are employed. Let's all remember, let's take a moment and

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<v Speaker 1>remember how blessed we are, and a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>are very desperate to make ends meet right now. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you considered doing some food delivery one of the food

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<v Speaker 1>delivery apps. Hear me out, hear me out, especially fellas.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies I think will probably be more accepting of something

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<v Speaker 1>like this. But for fellas, we have this thing called

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<v Speaker 1>pride gets us in a whole lot of trouble a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the time. And you know, I don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Men are so stupid thing. But male pride's a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a real thing. I didn't want to go sell

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<v Speaker 1>our v's. I don't want to sell find a job

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<v Speaker 1>on craigslist. It hurt had to do it, had.

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<v Speaker 2>Bills to pay.

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<v Speaker 3>Hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>These food delivery drivers they make decent money.

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<v Speaker 2>Man and the.

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<v Speaker 1>Uber drivers and just to flat out taxis. Basically they

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<v Speaker 1>make real money. Consider that one two people who drive ambulances,

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<v Speaker 1>ems workers. They get no respect when we discuss the

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<v Speaker 1>real heroes in our society. If we're discussing heroes in

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<v Speaker 1>our society, day to day heroes, people who live a

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<v Speaker 1>life of service. Who do we think of all the time?

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<v Speaker 2>Cops? Firemen.

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<v Speaker 1>We always seek a fireman, right understandably, So that's a

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<v Speaker 1>really awesome job. And for you young men always emailing

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<v Speaker 1>me looking for a life of service. You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to do the military anymore, please consider being a fireman.

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<v Speaker 1>We need type amen in that position profession I can't

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<v Speaker 1>talk today, but we never talk about EMS workers. They

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<v Speaker 1>make nothing, as you just heard, they make virtually nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a couple buddies who do this for

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<v Speaker 1>a living. They just see death in injuries all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been around the block a few times, seen plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of dead people, plenty of dying people, plenty of people

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<v Speaker 1>mangled in horrible ways, and honestly, more than most people

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<v Speaker 1>will see, I've seen it. And that's a day for

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<v Speaker 1>an EMS worker. That's just how they live. They live

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<v Speaker 1>around that kind of hardship. They all have very six

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<v Speaker 1>senses of humor because of it, but they live around

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of hardship.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just thought it would be appropriate to.

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<v Speaker 1>Open up the show and salute the EMS workers who

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<v Speaker 1>get no love whatsoever and make less than a door

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<v Speaker 1>dash driver. All right there, Now, let's move on, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>This is about the sub that went down. So the

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<v Speaker 1>rich men from the submarine joined the people from the

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<v Speaker 1>Titanic at the bottom of the ocean. This was to

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<v Speaker 1>be expected, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>After all?

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<v Speaker 1>How many times can you blast off and the space

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<v Speaker 1>shuttle before one blew up. You want to do dangerous things,

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<v Speaker 1>you can expect successful results and dangerous results. People who

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<v Speaker 1>do these things are fully aware of the dangers. I

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<v Speaker 1>truly think if I were the nineteen year old, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have refused to get in. I believe I would

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<v Speaker 1>have said, I'll wait for you up here on the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Have fun, dad, love you, Okay, I wouldn't have. Now, Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm forty one now, I'm not nineteen anymore. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>young like that. I guess I'm still fairly young, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not young like that. I look at that sub crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're gonna hop in this tiny little sub with

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<v Speaker 1>a diversity higher sub captain, and you're gonna go two

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<v Speaker 1>miles beneath the ocean surface. And I look, and I say, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't do that. I'm pretty sure I said that

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<v Speaker 1>on the show man No thanks. But the truth is.

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<v Speaker 2>I might. If I had the option, I might.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll tell you this right now, nineteen year old

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse definitely would have. Now, I didn't have two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty thousand dollars. I still don't have two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>fifty thousand dollars. But if you had presented that option

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<v Speaker 1>to nineteen year old Jesse, oh yeah, where do I

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<v Speaker 1>sign up? I'm int' let's go see it. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see it. And I don't know anything about these

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<v Speaker 1>people who died. And I understand they're all super rich

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<v Speaker 1>and it cost a quarter million to get on the

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<v Speaker 1>sub and I understand all that. I understand all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they were all trash human beings. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will say this, men, young men especially, being

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<v Speaker 1>willing to do dangerous, sometimes stupidly dangerous things. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>makes the world go round. That's why you have a continent.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why the United State of America is here because

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<v Speaker 1>of young men, rough men, men wanting to experience adventure

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<v Speaker 1>and danger getting on a freaking sailing ship aiming at

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<v Speaker 1>west without any real direct knowledge that they were going

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<v Speaker 1>to ever hit land, just open ocean, just going across

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<v Speaker 1>the Atlantic. That's crazy. That's why you have what you have.

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<v Speaker 1>We talk all the time about, well how much how

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<v Speaker 1>many history.

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<v Speaker 2>Stories do we talk about? Talk about World War Two?

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<v Speaker 1>And because it's World War two and it's older, we

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<v Speaker 1>picture them as old. Those were nineteen year old men.

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<v Speaker 1>These Medal of Honor Monday. Every Monday we do a

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<v Speaker 1>Medal of Honor. Citation they're all eighteen nineteen twenty. The

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<v Speaker 1>old ones are in their twenties, late twenties. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I sympathize because I did say I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>certainly nothing medal of honor worthy, but we're talking military

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<v Speaker 1>service combat. I did the same thing, and I did

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing willingly. I remember when we were in Kuwait,

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<v Speaker 1>we were getting ready to go to war. We knew

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<v Speaker 1>George Bush was about to declare war. And the day comes,

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<v Speaker 1>we get word, hey, get your stuff packed up, We're gone.

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<v Speaker 1>And we had these AM tracks. You Savans would think

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like a tank without a gun on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a troop carrier. It's a track troop carrier. And

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<v Speaker 1>we pack up our stuff. Word comes. It was I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it was the middle of the night, if

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<v Speaker 1>I remember right, it was the evening though. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the evening and the sun was going down. I'm al

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<v Speaker 1>most positive I'm right about that. My Marine buddies who

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<v Speaker 1>listened to email were text me and confirmed I'm almost

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<v Speaker 1>actually know what I know. I'm right about that because

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<v Speaker 1>what happened was we packed up boom, George Bush declared war.

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<v Speaker 2>We head out, We load up the AM tracks.

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<v Speaker 1>And we take off north, and we're going north, this

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<v Speaker 1>gigantic formation of am tracks driving north, going to war.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can in an am track you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have the ability the there are big slots, big open

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<v Speaker 1>slots in the ceiling where you can stand up in

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<v Speaker 1>it and stick your head out, basically stick your torso out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so you can stick your head out and fight.

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<v Speaker 1>You can stick your head out and look around. And

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<v Speaker 1>nobody as we took off, nobody was sitting down below.

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<v Speaker 1>We were not only all standing up with our heads out,

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<v Speaker 1>we were standing up looking all around us at all

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<v Speaker 1>the other amtraks as this massive Marine Corps formation is

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<v Speaker 1>heading for war. And almost every guy in my unit

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<v Speaker 1>that I can remember who was with me in that amtrak,

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<v Speaker 1>we were all smiling happy.

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<v Speaker 2>What that's stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>Why for all we knew we were gonna go get shot,

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<v Speaker 1>blown up, burned, that the gassed. They told us that

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<v Speaker 1>Saddam was gonna gas us, and from what we understand,

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<v Speaker 1>he had in every intention of gassing us. We for

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<v Speaker 1>all we knew, as nineteen twenty year old men were

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<v Speaker 1>heading into a situation we would die by poison gas,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like the worst way you can possibly go.

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<v Speaker 2>And to a man.

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<v Speaker 1>We were looking around thinking, here, this is awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Young men doing dangerous things, things that get them killed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what powers the world. That's just the fact.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's deal with this. Uh, well, let's deal

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<v Speaker 1>with this Trump thing. Someone has a Trump question. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>wants to know about communists, why they do what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, I think we'll address that first. Let's deal

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<v Speaker 1>with the commis first, before we get into the Trump

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<v Speaker 1>legal stuff here. Before we do any of that, let's

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<v Speaker 1>make sure we are protecting ourselves financially. I'm not an

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<v Speaker 1>investment guy, okay, so I'm not here to give you

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<v Speaker 1>investment advice, nor would I be qualified to do so.

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<v Speaker 1>I rely on smart people. I've told you this story

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<v Speaker 1>before this about a month ago. I know a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who owns a bunch of banks down here in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what he texted me about. He didn't invite

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<v Speaker 1>me to the game, although we are going to the

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<v Speaker 1>game soon. You know what, you know, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to talk about. Hey, Jesse, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>buy gold, a lot of it. And I said, excuse

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<v Speaker 1>me what? This is a guy who owns a bank.

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<v Speaker 1>He's stocking up on gold China. China is stocking up

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<v Speaker 1>on gold and silver. Why do you think these massively

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<v Speaker 1>powerful entities who understand global finances are all stocking up

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<v Speaker 1>on precious medals right now? Why do you think that

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<v Speaker 1>is Paul Oxford Gold Group, gets some gold and silver

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<v Speaker 1>coins in your hands, Get some gold and silver gold

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<v Speaker 1>or silver.

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<v Speaker 2>In your four one k ira.

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<v Speaker 1>The time for precious medals is now, not next week,

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<v Speaker 1>now called eight three three nine five gold and stock

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<v Speaker 1>up all right, eight three three nine nine five gold.

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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show like it returns next. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass Doctor Jesse Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>You want a little bit of good news today you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get anywhere else. The NHL National Hockey League just

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<v Speaker 1>declared that specialty jerseys like LGBT Deep Ride are banned.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a backlash coming. It is beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>You're seeing little whispers of it everywhere, middle school kids

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<v Speaker 1>ripping down Pride flags, channing USA, bud Light knocked off

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<v Speaker 1>the number one beer can. NHL banning Pride jerseys. People

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<v Speaker 1>have had enough of this filth. And this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is how human beings work. They have to bottom out sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Please pardon the pun when it comes to that, they

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<v Speaker 1>have to bottom out sometimes before they bounce back. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get let's we have tons of ask doctor Jesse questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have time for this, Jesse. I hear that

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<v Speaker 1>in the heat of battle, our guys aren't fighting for

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<v Speaker 1>the USA or against communism so much as they are

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<v Speaker 1>for their buddies left and right. So what are the

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<v Speaker 1>godless comedies fighting for? All right, I I think I

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<v Speaker 1>have a decent way to explain this.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe this will sound weird, but let me explain.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever watch Do you know anything about Michael Jordan?

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<v Speaker 1>Basketball wise? Michael Jordan the greatest basketball player ever, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>and people who grew up watching Jordan or have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>to know more about Jordan as they get older, they

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<v Speaker 1>have learned that Jordan was competitive in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>was unnatural. Jordan was competitive in a way that he

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<v Speaker 1>would be around other type a competitive men and they

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<v Speaker 1>would think, oh my gosh, buddy, tone it.

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<v Speaker 2>Down a notch. I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a couple of stories that I remember. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's from that documentary they just on Jordan and

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<v Speaker 1>the Bulls. There are a couple things to up. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going somewhere with this. This will come back to communist.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay with me here for a second. They were in practice.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the Olympic team. It was the dream team

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<v Speaker 1>with all the greats of all time, Bird and Magic

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<v Speaker 1>and Jordan Barkley, the greatest basketball players who've ever lived.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all on one team and it's practice, not a game.

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<v Speaker 1>They're in a practice and someone said something disrespectful to Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>Just basic trash talk, lighthearted trash doc, not even not

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<v Speaker 1>even anything serious. Jordan proceeds to go ballistic and scores

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't forget how many points there

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<v Speaker 1>were in a row and destroys the other team so

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<v Speaker 1>much so that it was tense on the team bus

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<v Speaker 1>when they got back on after a practice because Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>was still mad and Magic Johnson had to break the

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<v Speaker 1>tension by saying, well, I guess we shouldn't have made

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<v Speaker 1>the guy mad. But that's one of the good stories.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of the stories you can take as good.

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<v Speaker 1>I took as being sad because I've known people like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan was in the playoffs against I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>the Seattle SuperSonics, and the SuperSonics their head coach was

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<v Speaker 1>George Carl and Jordan went out to dinner with a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember the details of the story, and George

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<v Speaker 1>Carl was the head coach of the SuperSonics. George Carl

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<v Speaker 1>didn't come over and say hi to Jordan. He was

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<v Speaker 1>eating with someone else. Okay, he's eating a meal. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't does he have to come over and say hi?

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<v Speaker 1>What Jordan spoke on camera about how offended he was

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<v Speaker 1>by that and how it made him so angry that

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<v Speaker 1>he went on and won the rest of the games.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's one of those fun Jordan's stories. You tell, ha, ha, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's amazing. Look how cool that is. That's awesome, right,

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<v Speaker 1>unless you're Michael Jordan. Imagine living your life that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything offends you, everything angers you, everything drives you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you one.

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<v Speaker 1>More sports thing because I think this helps explain how

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<v Speaker 1>the communists think. I'll bring this back to the Communists

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<v Speaker 1>in a moment. Aaron Rodgers, I don't watch the NFL anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't watched it in years. I don't even think

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<v Speaker 1>he plays for the Packers anymore. But while I was watching,

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<v Speaker 1>he was one of the great NFL quarterbacks, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the greats of this era. Incredible player. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>back when I used to obsess over the NFL. Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>Rodgers instead of being a top draft pick, he dropped

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<v Speaker 1>on draft day to the seventeenth pick in the draft.

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<v Speaker 1>That was free falling in his eyes. And Aaron Rodgers,

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<v Speaker 1>at least back when I was watching, would still speak

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<v Speaker 1>on camera about how that's part of the reason he

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<v Speaker 1>was so great. That offended him, that angered him so

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<v Speaker 1>greatly that it controlled every aspect of his life, how

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<v Speaker 1>he practiced, how he competed. Oh my gosh, I was seventeenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I was seventeenth. How disrespectful? How could

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<v Speaker 1>they do? Why do communists do what they do? Bitterness

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<v Speaker 1>has a way of driving people.

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<v Speaker 2>People to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Great things, like perform well at work. Maybe this has happened,

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<v Speaker 1>something like that's happened to you at work. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not talking on allowing insults to drive you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really not.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's driven you in your personal life. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>got too heavy and somebody called you fat one day

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<v Speaker 1>and you decided that's it. I'm going to the gym

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<v Speaker 1>and look, it can be a benefit, it can. But

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<v Speaker 1>remember this communists what they really are. They're just malcontents.

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<v Speaker 1>Communism is the religion of the malcontent. For whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe valid reasons, maybe invalid reasons, it doesn't really matter.

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<v Speaker 1>For whatever reason. Whenever you decide to dive into communism

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<v Speaker 1>and pursue that, what you were doing is wading into

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<v Speaker 1>your bitterness. You are bitter, You are a feminist, and

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<v Speaker 1>men are ruining everything. And that guy in high school

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<v Speaker 1>he rejected me, and my first husband used to beat me,

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<v Speaker 1>and men suck and men are the worst thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>everything sucks, and it drives everything in your life, that bitterness.

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<v Speaker 1>It consumes you, and it's why you're miserable to be around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why everyone hates feminists. Even other feminists don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be around feminists. And it's why all you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do is destroy. That's all you want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what communism is. It's not that they're fighting for

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<v Speaker 1>the man to their right or to their left. These

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<v Speaker 1>are bitter, malcontented people who just want to wreck things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're up against. It really is look envy,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the seven deadly sins. For a reason, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the basis of all communism.

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<v Speaker 2>Envy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have this and I should have this. And

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<v Speaker 1>he took it from me. That's what it's based on.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, YO, talk about Trump, alcoholism, let's talk about

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<v Speaker 1>your phone. Let's talk about taking little steps. Because one

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<v Speaker 1>of the questions, and I'll get to it a little

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<v Speaker 1>later on, is Jesse, am I doing enough when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to putting your money where your morals are? And

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<v Speaker 1>answer to that question for everybody, most definitely me, is no.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know?

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<v Speaker 1>I just stayed at a hotel in South Beach went

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<v Speaker 1>down to South Beach at the end of the book tour,

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do a night or two away with my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't look it up ahead of time. I walked

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<v Speaker 1>into the Dagone Hotel, already paid for the room, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's a Pride flag dangling in the lobby.

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<v Speaker 2>I just did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not pointing fingers at you. It's very hard to avoid.

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<v Speaker 1>But man, the cell phone talk about there's no excuse

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<v Speaker 1>to have Verizon at and T and T Mobile. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no excuse when you can switch to Puretalk. You save

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of money. It's on the same five G network.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a patriotic company that loves your values. There is

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<v Speaker 1>no excuse you pick up your phone dial pound two

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<v Speaker 1>five zero and say Jesse Kelly, that'll save you even

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<v Speaker 1>more pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Ten minutes

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<v Speaker 1>switch to Pure.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk The Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Friday reminding you you you can email the show

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<v Speaker 1>during the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We'll dig into some different

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<v Speaker 1>stuff here in a moment. I got a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>Trump ones. I want to deal with this one's first

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<v Speaker 1>dear show gon Oracle. It seems to be a daily

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<v Speaker 1>discussion on the show on what Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Is doing wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, he's rising in the polls, the state pools agree

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<v Speaker 1>and DeSantis has gone over like a fart in church.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the DeSantis campaign done wrong? Okay, brother, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not mad at you. I just need you to hear me.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump hardly ever gets brought up on this show maybe

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<v Speaker 1>once every couple weeks. Really, the only time I bring

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<v Speaker 1>up Trump, it's actually not in the context of the

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<v Speaker 1>primary at all. Like you just did, you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>talk what about DeSantis? I was talking about Trump and

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<v Speaker 1>his legal problems and what it means for America and

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<v Speaker 1>how he's addressing these legal problems, you know, critical issues

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<v Speaker 1>for the country.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>Mad, but you know why you think he gets brought

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<v Speaker 1>up on a daily basis when he hardly ever gets

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<v Speaker 1>brought up at all. Do you know why? It's because

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<v Speaker 1>you're in love. People fall in love with politicians. Trump

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<v Speaker 1>has people who've fallen in love with him. DeSantis has

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<v Speaker 1>people who've fallen in love with him. And when you're

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<v Speaker 1>in love, love gives you blinders.

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<v Speaker 2>You see.

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<v Speaker 1>If you and I, let's say you who wrote the email,

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<v Speaker 1>or anyone else, you might feel that way. Let's say

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<v Speaker 1>the Jewish producer Chris gets fired.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably gonna happen anyway, not kidding, but let's say.

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish producer Chris gets fired, and you come on as

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<v Speaker 1>my producer, and we start working together every single day

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<v Speaker 1>like me Chris and Michael do every single day, hours

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<v Speaker 1>every day, and just like.

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<v Speaker 2>We do here.

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<v Speaker 1>We laugh, we joke on the radio, off the radio,

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<v Speaker 1>we eat crappy food, we do different things. We have

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<v Speaker 1>fun in the office. But one time, one time, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say you have kids. One time I say to you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know your kid kind of looks funny. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be all you remembered about me. You wouldn't remember

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<v Speaker 1>the food, you wouldn't remember the jokes. I would be

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<v Speaker 1>the boss who insulted your kid. If you think I

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<v Speaker 1>bring up Trump and the things Trump's doing wrong on

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<v Speaker 1>a daily basis on the show, you can only think

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<v Speaker 1>that if you're in love, because that's just not what

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<v Speaker 1>I do on the show, because I don't care. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not in love, so I don't care. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk much about the primary. I don't ever really

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<v Speaker 1>address the primary at all. And you can really tell

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<v Speaker 1>you're in love because then you started referencing polls and

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<v Speaker 1>how DeSantis is crashing and burning, and none of that's

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<v Speaker 1>true either. Those are all Trump campaign talking points. This

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<v Speaker 1>is very early in the campaign. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>know how the primary's going. They're both doing fine. They're

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<v Speaker 1>doing fine. They're both campaigning and the various states they

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<v Speaker 1>should be Iowa, New Hampshire. Trump is tied up more

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<v Speaker 1>with this legal stuff, so it keeps him from getting

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<v Speaker 1>out there as much as he should. They're both raising

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<v Speaker 1>good money right now, which is a very good sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden's not raising anybody that's One of the un

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<v Speaker 1>sexy things we never talk about in politics at all

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<v Speaker 1>is money, but it's critically important. It really doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 1>what your message is if you don't have the money

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<v Speaker 1>to broadcast that message to people. So they're both doing fine.

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<v Speaker 1>None of these national polls, none of those mean anything

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Now a new national poll and of a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people shows Trump up by ninety's. That's a poll

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<v Speaker 1>put out by a campaign. DeSantis is leading in all

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<v Speaker 1>the early swing states. That's a that's a pool put

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<v Speaker 1>out by the DeSantis campaign. Stop believing the stupid polls

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<v Speaker 1>the campaigns pull out by themselves. What happens in these

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<v Speaker 1>primaries is their state by state battles. We like to

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<v Speaker 1>think of the primary or presidential primary as if it's

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<v Speaker 1>one giga battle. There will be one epic Armageddon battle

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<v Speaker 1>where the forces of Trump will take on the forces

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<v Speaker 1>of dechantris on a battle. That's not how it is

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<v Speaker 1>at all. There are a million little battles. They're state

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<v Speaker 1>by state battles, and they take place just like in

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<v Speaker 1>a war, at different times. Iowa was one time, New

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<v Speaker 1>Hampshire is another time. Remember there's Super Tuesday where there's

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of different states. The primary is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be very, very.

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<v Speaker 2>Very long.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the Decantris campaign done wrong? I haven't talked

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<v Speaker 1>about really what the Trump campaign has done wrong. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about his legal troubles and how he's addressing them.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that's what I did, And I'm not mad

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<v Speaker 1>at you. You think that, though, because you're in love.

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<v Speaker 2>I get people emailing every day. Why aren't you talk?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you talk more about the great things DeSantis

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<v Speaker 1>is doing? Jesse, Why are you insulting Trump? I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say it again for team Trump, team DeSantis, for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna put on your guys bumper sticker. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna wave your guys pom poms. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be very honest with you, as I always am about

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<v Speaker 1>how I'm voting. I've been honest with you about that

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<v Speaker 1>and the reasons I'm voting that way. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>analyze the primary campaign, I'd never do that anymore, just

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<v Speaker 1>because I think it's boring. When I analyze the primary campaign,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do it really dispassionately because I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>passionate about it.

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<v Speaker 2>But Trump and.

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<v Speaker 1>His legal issues are very separate from the primary campaign,

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<v Speaker 1>and they are a gigantic deal for the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America, a potential see change for this nation, a

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<v Speaker 1>potential moment that this nation might not.

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<v Speaker 2>Be able to come back from.

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<v Speaker 1>And So when I think Donald Trump is making mistakes,

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<v Speaker 1>as in talking about his legal problems on freaking television

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<v Speaker 1>to Brett bar instead of battening down the hatches, lawyering

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<v Speaker 1>up trying to get through this, I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're in love, that might be hard to

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<v Speaker 1>hear sometimes, but I'm not going to stop. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>your mommy's show, it's your daddy's show. Brother Jesse, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the last Trump. What I'm gonna do today. I

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<v Speaker 1>agree with your assessment that mister Trump has an almost

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<v Speaker 1>pathological desire to be accepted by his opponents, rather that

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:18.920
<v Speaker 1>mister Trump was once a Democrat. Remember that mister Trump

0:26:18.920 --> 0:26:21.640
<v Speaker 1>was once a Democrat. Only a few short years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>He was donating to their campaigns, in attending their parties

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<v Speaker 1>and weddings, and he probably enjoyed their attention for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part. Now that his goals collide with that of

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<v Speaker 1>the system, he overnight became a threat. I actually think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit different than that. You're not that

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy or you're wrong. I think this is more

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<v Speaker 1>with the deal is it's not that Trump was a Democrat.

0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Trump was a businessman, and Trump would donate to Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>and Republicans. He's been speaking about these things that he

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<v Speaker 1>speaks about now for years and years and years. He

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<v Speaker 1>would donate to everybody, and he was always in with everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think there's a lot too what you said.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that Rush interview with Trump about his desire

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<v Speaker 1>to be liked. Donald Trump's entire life has been man,

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:11.840
<v Speaker 1>he's mister Trump. He's mister Trump to everybody. Did you

0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:14.320
<v Speaker 1>ever watch The Apprentice? The Wife and I used to

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 1>love that show and then Celebrity Apprentice, Celebrity Apprentice. You

0:27:17.800 --> 0:27:20.720
<v Speaker 1>had these celebrities, movie stars and models and athletes and

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:24.199
<v Speaker 1>things like that, and they would all yes, mister Trump, No,

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:27.159
<v Speaker 1>mister Trump. It was never Donald. It was mister Trump this,

0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and mister Trump that. He's mister Trump, he's mister New York,

0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 1>He's mister this. And I believe that that's a life

0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:38.199
<v Speaker 1>that he got used to. Everybody wants his approval, people have,

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 1>he has people's respect when no matter who you are

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 1>when you address him, you address him as mister Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>And then overnight, I do believe this, Overnight, all these

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<v Speaker 1>people decided they hated his freaking guts. And for a

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<v Speaker 1>human being who has lived his entire life having everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>respect to now having all this scorn put on him,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually think that's the most human thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>For that to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard, that would be hard to take in, would it not?

0:28:12.320 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Picture of that moment? And you've seen this in.

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<v Speaker 1>Other small ways before, with a movie star or a

0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:22.040
<v Speaker 1>rock star or an athlete that has gotten super famous

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:24.320
<v Speaker 1>and things went really well and then some kind of

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 1>horrible controversy happened, they hurt someone, or something terrible happen,

0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 1>and they show up at a stadium or show up

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden people are booing them and

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<v Speaker 1>yelling at them for the first time. And they'll discuss

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever watch these interviews, how hard that was

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<v Speaker 1>to take in. I think going from a life like

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<v Speaker 1>that to a life where people act like he's some

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of racist, I think the racist stuff really wounds

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<v Speaker 1>him because Donald Trump's not racist.

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<v Speaker 2>That's ridiculous.

0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:52.479
<v Speaker 1>He's got a lifetime of working with the black community

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<v Speaker 1>and all these things. I think a lot of these

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<v Speaker 1>things really did hurt him and do hurt him badly,

0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and I sympathize. That's the buzzsack he jumped into.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we have more. We have a lot more now.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to a lot more, a lot more fun,

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:12.840
<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about elementary schools and teachers and

0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:18.960
<v Speaker 1>alcoholism and other things. Let's discuss taking care of our dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning, I was hanging out wife, kids. We were

0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 1>hanging out in the living room. I was having a

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<v Speaker 1>cup of coffee. We were eating, laughing, just doing stupid things.

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 1>And of course that big fluffy idiot Fred had to

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<v Speaker 1>come barge his way in so he could get love

0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 1>and attention from everybody. And we were just laughing about

0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:38.880
<v Speaker 1>him and just what a ridiculous.

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Dog he is.

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<v Speaker 1>And the wife said, man, I hope this lasts forever,

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<v Speaker 1>And of course it won't. Right, they don't live forever,

0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>nobody does. But I know this, I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 1>years longer out of Fred because I give Fred ruffgreens

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<v Speaker 1>every single meal than I would have given him otherwise.

0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I give him vitamins, minerals, probiotic, digestive enzymes. We fixed

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:05.440
<v Speaker 1>his digestive issues. His coat looks better than it ever has,

0:30:05.480 --> 0:30:08.480
<v Speaker 1>his breath is better than it's ever been, and he's

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:12.680
<v Speaker 1>just healthier and happier. Go get a free Jumpstart trialbag

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:17.040
<v Speaker 1>and find out for yourself. Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse or call eight three three

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<v Speaker 1>three three my.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog, what, Chris. We can make jokes. It's fine, you

0:30:27.720 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 2>get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Reminding

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 1>you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow

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<v Speaker 1>dot com.

0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Also, the iHeartRadio app is free. You can download it.

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 1>You can podcast the show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Also another quick reminder of a couple different things before

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<v Speaker 1>we get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions, if

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:56.680
<v Speaker 1>you're going to the range this weekend, be careful with

0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:57.400
<v Speaker 1>that pistol Braain.

0:30:57.480 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 2>It harder for people to buy stabilize braces. Put a

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:04.960
<v Speaker 2>pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun. Makes

0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 2>some more. You're gonna have a higher caliber weapon, a

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 2>higher caliber bullet coming out of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, remember monkey pox. What Chris, I'm just asking if

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<v Speaker 1>people remember what Michael I was asking if people remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>I I just remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>They were trying to gin up some fear again, and

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:27.920
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, this thing came out, This new

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:31.640
<v Speaker 1>disease came out, and it was monkey pox. It was

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:35.480
<v Speaker 1>an interesting name for it, monkey pox. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>started digging into it, and it seemed that there was

0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 1>this common theme with everybody what Chris is fine. There

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 1>seemed like there was a common theme with everybody who

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 1>was getting monkey pox, just one common theme throughout the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. Monkey Oh, that guy has monkey pox. Oh.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.960
<v Speaker 2>And that guy has monkey pox. Huh. That guy has

0:31:57.040 --> 0:31:58.320
<v Speaker 2>monkey pox. Wow.

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:00.560
<v Speaker 1>And they were all just in a big pile on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night. That's funny how they all got monkey pox.

0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Huh.

0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:06.120
<v Speaker 1>And then and then the media was trying to whip

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<v Speaker 1>up this panic and we started to notice this common strain.

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>The White House then brought in the guy, the gay

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 1>activist with a sign of Satan. What's that called a pentagram?

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Pentagram with a pentagram tattooed on his chest. He is

0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 1>pictured in leather chaps and things like that in several pictures,

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<v Speaker 1>and the White House decided to bring him in as

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<v Speaker 1>a monkey pox advisor. Remember that, I remember Legos yesterday

0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:41.760
<v Speaker 1>and his name was Dmitri Dascalacis. And then something funny happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Funniest thing happened. A dog got monkey pox, then a

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>couple kids got monkey pox, and then like that, monkey

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<v Speaker 1>pox got out of the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Funniest thing in the world.

0:32:57.640 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Huh, it's funny anyway, Dimitri's back in the news. He's uh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's saying things like this.

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<v Speaker 3>I work in HIV normally, and I'll tell you that,

0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, I always want a shock. I work in

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 3>HIV normally, and I'll tell you that, you know, I

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 3>always say that I've never made an HIV diagnosis, and

0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 3>someone that hasn't somehow related to stigma. I think empox

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<v Speaker 3>is the same. So really, uh, stigma tends to empocs.

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<v Speaker 1>By empocs, we don't want to say monkey pox empocs.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want to stigmatize it.

0:33:26.160 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Be a barrier to testing, a barrier to vaccination. And so,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, really addressing stigma intentionally and making sure that

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<v Speaker 3>we get the word out in a way that supports

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<v Speaker 3>people's joy as opposed to you know, calling them risky.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think, you know, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to get the word out about monkey pocks in

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<v Speaker 1>a way that supports people's joy. So it's just about

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<v Speaker 1>supporting joy, right. We don't want to call them risky. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your naked twister isn't risky.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>We just want to support your joy, support your joy.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the things to think about is that, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>one person's idea of risk is another person's idea of

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<v Speaker 3>a great festival or Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, I'm going to be sick. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine how joyful the navy is? Well, quit, Chris, what

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 1>it's fine. We can make jokes. It's fine, Jasey or

0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:21.240
<v Speaker 1>dear cherry Pie aficionado. Aficionado, that's a hard word.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any fun plans for the summer? Actually

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<v Speaker 1>I do, as a matter of fact, a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>things that we're going to do this summer.

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<v Speaker 2>One, Oh, I'm gonna I shouldn't. Never mind, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say it.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys will be too mean if I say if

0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I if I admit what I'm going to do, you're

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 1>going to be so mean to me about it. And

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 1>you're not nice people. I'm nice, but you're not nice.

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing you know what? No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I will here's something we're doing now. I need

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<v Speaker 1>to clarify before I go into what we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. I grew up outdoors camping.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear me?

0:34:58.000 --> 0:35:01.799
<v Speaker 1>I grew up outdoors camping. Even in high school, we

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<v Speaker 1>would camp. That's what we did on Friday Saturday night.

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:07.640
<v Speaker 1>You throw your sleeping bag in the car, oftentimes no tent.

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 1>You drive into the mountains where we would split firewood

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 1>and start a fire and we would camp and we

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:15.880
<v Speaker 1>would fish, and that's the kind of stuff we would do.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:18.279
<v Speaker 1>So I grew up in the outdoors and then the

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Marines in the outdoors. Did you hear me? I've spent

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:23.399
<v Speaker 1>plenty of time rouffing it out there? Did you hear

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:25.239
<v Speaker 1>what I just said? I spent a bunch of time

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<v Speaker 1>roughing it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going.

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 1>We're going lamping in a month or two. Shut up, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going. And it's the fanciest, most gurly thing you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen in your entire life. I am almost positive

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:48.319
<v Speaker 1>the tents have air conditioning, or at least, shut up, Chris,

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 1>it's hot. They have air conditioning or a swamp cooler

0:35:51.560 --> 0:35:54.200
<v Speaker 1>blowing into them. We are not sleeping on the ground.

0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 1>They have mattresses and things like that. What's no, they're

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:02.239
<v Speaker 1>not air mattresses. Is they're actually real? They're real mattresses.

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:05.799
<v Speaker 1>They're real mattresses. Thanks, I appreciate your attempt to bail

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 1>me out. You actually made it wuch much worse. No,

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:11.879
<v Speaker 1>they're real, they're real mattresses. We do have to start

0:36:11.920 --> 0:36:14.319
<v Speaker 1>our watually. I think maybe they start the fire for us,

0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:17.040
<v Speaker 1>but they don't have to. I'm going to start the fire.

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.439
<v Speaker 1>So we're taking the fam out. It's a river here

0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:22.359
<v Speaker 1>in Texas, and we're going to go float the river

0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 1>and start fires and roast hot dogs and marshmallows. It's

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:31.760
<v Speaker 1>not not the roughest conditions really ever. But it's not inside,

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I'll put it to you that way. Definitely not inside.

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Not going to be watching TV. Although there is a

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:38.640
<v Speaker 1>mini fridge in the tent, but we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be watching TV.

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<v Speaker 2>What Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to keep the waters.

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<v Speaker 2>Cold, all right, We have to keep the waters cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. So we're doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Israel, remember Israel's coming, Oh my gosh, in

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<v Speaker 1>less than a month? Was it July sixteenth. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it is sixteenth, sixteen, seventeenth something. I haven't looked at

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<v Speaker 1>the dates in a while. Me and the Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show fam. We are off to do ten eight ten

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<v Speaker 1>days in the Holy Land. We are gonna bounce around

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<v Speaker 1>that thing. I get to baptize my youngest son in

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<v Speaker 1>the Jordan River. I got to baptize my oldest son

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<v Speaker 1>a few years ago, and now I'm gonna baptize my

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<v Speaker 1>youngest son. And honestly, after I do that, you can

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<v Speaker 1>bury me in the ground. I'm a happy man. My

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<v Speaker 1>life it's complete. We're gonna hang over there and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna find good things to eat. Even though everyone thinks

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna struggle with the food. I'm not gonna struggle.

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<v Speaker 2>With the food. Chris, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I still have to bone up on my Jewish. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't speak any Jewish at all, and I'm gonna I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get better at that before we go. I

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<v Speaker 1>have like three weeks to learn some Jewish and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna learn it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm what do I know any words? What's hellal?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that? Is that a Jewish word? Is it? Michael?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it. It's not really what what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not hello?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you how do you people say hello? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me you're just making fun of me? Doesn't help,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what? I will figure it out, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go over there and spe Spanish and all blow

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<v Speaker 1>them away. You speak my languages. That's what I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go over there and drop.

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<v Speaker 2>On them all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what else I'm gonna have over there. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have my my pillow all season slippers because at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day, when we're all done walking

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<v Speaker 1>up to Masada, don't worry, they have some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>tram or something like that to get you up to

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<v Speaker 1>the top. But I'm gonna walk it because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>walk it like.

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<v Speaker 2>The Romans walk it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, When we get done at Masada and then see

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<v Speaker 1>you Galilee and checking all this stuff out, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get back to the hotel again. I'm gonna want to

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<v Speaker 1>chill and I'm gonna put on my all season slippers

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<v Speaker 1>from my pillow and I'm just gonna walk around on

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<v Speaker 1>the clouds. That are all season slippers, four layer design.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't find it in any other slipper. These things

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<v Speaker 1>are normally one hundred and forty nine to ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how nice they are. Right now, that's a closeout

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<v Speaker 1>sale for twenty five bucks. Go get you as pair,

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