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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show, a Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 2: Let's have some fun on a Friday.

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Speaker 1: Baby, It's an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and it's.

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Speaker 2: Going to be such a fun day. Today.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna salute an unsung group of heroes, unsung heroes,

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Speaker 1: a group of unsung either way, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I said that right.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna salute somebody.

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be some saluting here in just a moment. Michael,

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Speaker 1: is that a hot pocket? Do we have hot pockets?

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Speaker 1: What kind of hot pocket is that?

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Speaker 2: You got?

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Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak hot pockets? Oh? I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: they had those. Bang it, I'm gonna get one. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do that.

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Speaker 2: Tonight.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk a little bit more about the Primary

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Speaker 1: Jail America. Somebody wants to know about my plans for

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Speaker 1: the summer that sub that blew up alcoholism all over

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Speaker 1: the place Tonight on the Jesse Kelly Show. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea which direction the show is going to go

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Speaker 1: or what's going to distract me at Maybe Philly Cheese

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Speaker 1: steak hot pockets.

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Speaker 2: Either way, it's.

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Speaker 1: Going to be a blast tonight on a Friday, and

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Speaker 1: I want to begin with a saluting first.

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Speaker 2: So this this morning.

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Speaker 1: New York Post is pretty much a garbage publication, but

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Speaker 1: they do break some big stories and they do have

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Speaker 1: some writers in that publication.

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Speaker 2: Then I respect.

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Speaker 1: So people ask me what I read in the morning

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Speaker 1: on my top five every morning. Every morning I go

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Speaker 1: through the New York Post and just see who's who

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Speaker 1: and what's what. They have a lot of garbage, but

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Speaker 1: one starting pay for New York City ems workers will

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Speaker 1: soon be less than food app delivery drivers. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do two things here. One, Fellas and ladies. I

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Speaker 1: know that times are difficult right now, that it's a

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Speaker 2: There are layoffs all over the place.

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Speaker 1: It's tough to navigate things. Those of us who still

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Speaker 1: remember how blessed we are, and a lot of people

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Speaker 1: Ladies I think will probably be more accepting of something

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Speaker 1: Men are so stupid thing. But male pride's a real thing.

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Speaker 2: Bills to pay.

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Speaker 1: These food delivery drivers they make decent money.

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Speaker 1: make real money. Consider that one two people who drive ambulances,

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Speaker 1: ems workers. They get no respect when we discuss the

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Speaker 2: Cops? Firemen.

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Speaker 1: We always seek a fireman, right understandably, So that's a

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Speaker 1: really awesome job. And for you young men always emailing

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Speaker 2: And I just thought it would be appropriate to.

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Speaker 1: This is about the sub that went down. So the

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Speaker 2: After all?

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Speaker 1: How many times can you blast off and the space

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Speaker 1: Have fun, dad, love you, Okay, I wouldn't have. Now, Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm not young like that. I look at that sub crew.

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Speaker 1: Now you're gonna hop in this tiny little sub with

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Speaker 2: I might. If I had the option, I might.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you this right now, nineteen year old

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Speaker 1: Jesse definitely would have. Now, I didn't have two hundred

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Speaker 1: sign up? I'm int' let's go see it. I want

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Speaker 1: Maybe they were all trash human beings. I don't know,

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Speaker 2: Stories do we talk about? Talk about World War Two?

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Speaker 1: And because it's World War two and it's older, we

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Speaker 1: And we had these AM tracks. You Savans would think

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Speaker 2: We head out, We load up the AM tracks.

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Speaker 2: And you can in an am track you.

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Speaker 1: Have the ability the there are big slots, big open

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Speaker 2: What that's stupid?

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Speaker 1: Young men doing dangerous things, things that get them killed.

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Speaker 2: That's what powers the world. That's just the fact.

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Speaker 1: wants to know about communists, why they do what they do.

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Speaker 1: make sure we are protecting ourselves financially. I'm not an

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Speaker 1: I rely on smart people. I've told you this story

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Speaker 1: You know what he texted me about. He didn't invite

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Speaker 1: he wanted to talk about. Hey, Jesse, I want to

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Speaker 1: buy gold, a lot of it. And I said, excuse

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Speaker 1: me what? This is a guy who owns a bank.

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Speaker 1: He's stocking up on gold China. China is stocking up

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Speaker 1: on gold and silver. Why do you think these massively

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Speaker 1: powerful entities who understand global finances are all stocking up

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Speaker 1: on precious medals right now? Why do you think that

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Speaker 1: is Paul Oxford Gold Group, gets some gold and silver

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Speaker 1: coins in your hands, Get some gold and silver gold

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Speaker 1: or silver.

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Speaker 2: In your four one k ira.

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Speaker 1: The time for precious medals is now, not next week,

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Speaker 1: now called eight three three nine five gold and stock

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Speaker 1: primaries is their state by state battles. We like to

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Speaker 1: think of the primary or presidential primary as if it's

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Speaker 1: one giga battle. There will be one epic Armageddon battle

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Speaker 1: where the forces of Trump will take on the forces

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Speaker 1: of dechantris on a battle. That's not how it is

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Speaker 1: at all. There are a million little battles. They're state

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Speaker 1: by state battles, and they take place just like in

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Speaker 1: a war, at different times. Iowa was one time, New

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Speaker 1: Hampshire is another time. Remember there's Super Tuesday where there's

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Speaker 1: all kinds of different states. The primary is going to

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Speaker 1: be very, very.

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Speaker 2: Very long.

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Speaker 1: What is the Decantris campaign done wrong? I haven't talked

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Speaker 1: about really what the Trump campaign has done wrong. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about his legal troubles and how he's addressing them.

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Speaker 1: You think that's what I did, And I'm not mad

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Speaker 1: at you. You think that, though, because you're in love.

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Speaker 2: I get people emailing every day. Why aren't you talk?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you talk more about the great things DeSantis

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Speaker 1: is doing? Jesse, Why are you insulting Trump? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say it again for team Trump, team DeSantis, for everybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put on your guys bumper sticker. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna wave your guys pom poms. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be very honest with you, as I always am about

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Speaker 1: how I'm voting. I've been honest with you about that

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Speaker 1: and the reasons I'm voting that way. But when I

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Speaker 1: analyze the primary campaign, I'd never do that anymore, just

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Speaker 1: because I think it's boring. When I analyze the primary campaign,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do it really dispassionately because I'm not

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Speaker 1: passionate about it.

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Speaker 2: But Trump and.

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Speaker 1: His legal issues are very separate from the primary campaign,

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Speaker 1: and they are a gigantic deal for the United States

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Speaker 1: of America, a potential see change for this nation, a

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Speaker 1: potential moment that this nation might not.

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Speaker 2: Be able to come back from.

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Speaker 1: And So when I think Donald Trump is making mistakes,

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Speaker 1: as in talking about his legal problems on freaking television

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Speaker 1: to Brett bar instead of battening down the hatches, lawyering

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Speaker 1: up trying to get through this, I'm going to.

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Speaker 2: Talk about it.

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Speaker 1: And if you're in love, that might be hard to

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Speaker 1: hear sometimes, but I'm not going to stop. It's not

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Speaker 1: your mommy's show, it's your daddy's show. Brother Jesse, this

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Speaker 1: is the last Trump. What I'm gonna do today. I

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Speaker 1: agree with your assessment that mister Trump has an almost

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Speaker 1: pathological desire to be accepted by his opponents, rather that

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Speaker 1: mister Trump was once a Democrat. Remember that mister Trump

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Speaker 1: was once a Democrat. Only a few short years ago.

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Speaker 1: He was donating to their campaigns, in attending their parties

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Speaker 1: and weddings, and he probably enjoyed their attention for the

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Speaker 1: most part. Now that his goals collide with that of

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Speaker 1: the system, he overnight became a threat. I actually think

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit different than that. You're not that

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Speaker 1: that's crazy or you're wrong. I think this is more

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Speaker 1: with the deal is it's not that Trump was a Democrat.

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Speaker 1: Trump was a businessman, and Trump would donate to Democrats

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Speaker 1: and Republicans. He's been speaking about these things that he

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Speaker 1: speaks about now for years and years and years. He

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Speaker 1: would donate to everybody, and he was always in with everybody.

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Speaker 1: And I think there's a lot too what you said.

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Speaker 1: I remember that Rush interview with Trump about his desire

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Speaker 1: to be liked. Donald Trump's entire life has been man,

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Speaker 1: he's mister Trump. He's mister Trump to everybody. Did you

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Speaker 1: ever watch The Apprentice? The Wife and I used to

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Speaker 1: love that show and then Celebrity Apprentice, Celebrity Apprentice. You

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Speaker 1: had these celebrities, movie stars and models and athletes and

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Speaker 1: things like that, and they would all yes, mister Trump, No,

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Speaker 1: mister Trump. It was never Donald. It was mister Trump this,

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Speaker 1: and mister Trump that. He's mister Trump, he's mister New York,

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Speaker 1: He's mister this. And I believe that that's a life

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Speaker 1: that he got used to. Everybody wants his approval, people have,

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Speaker 1: he has people's respect when no matter who you are

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Speaker 1: when you address him, you address him as mister Trump.

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Speaker 1: And then overnight, I do believe this, Overnight, all these

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Speaker 1: people decided they hated his freaking guts. And for a

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Speaker 1: human being who has lived his entire life having everyone's

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Speaker 1: respect to now having all this scorn put on him,

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Speaker 1: I actually think that's the most human thing in the world.

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Speaker 2: For that to be.

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Speaker 1: Hard, that would be hard to take in, would it not?

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Speaker 2: Picture of that moment? And you've seen this in.

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Speaker 1: Other small ways before, with a movie star or a

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Speaker 1: rock star or an athlete that has gotten super famous

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Speaker 1: and things went really well and then some kind of

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Speaker 1: horrible controversy happened, they hurt someone, or something terrible happen,

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Speaker 1: and they show up at a stadium or show up

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden people are booing them and

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Speaker 1: yelling at them for the first time. And they'll discuss

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Speaker 1: if you ever watch these interviews, how hard that was

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Speaker 1: to take in. I think going from a life like

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Speaker 1: that to a life where people act like he's some

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Speaker 1: kind of racist, I think the racist stuff really wounds

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Speaker 1: him because Donald Trump's not racist.

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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: He's got a lifetime of working with the black community

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Speaker 1: and all these things. I think a lot of these

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Speaker 1: things really did hurt him and do hurt him badly,

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Speaker 1: and I sympathize. That's the buzzsack he jumped into.

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Speaker 2: All right, we have more. We have a lot more now.

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Speaker 1: Before we get to a lot more, a lot more fun,

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Speaker 1: we're going to talk about elementary schools and teachers and

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Speaker 1: alcoholism and other things. Let's discuss taking care of our dogs.

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Speaker 1: This morning, I was hanging out wife, kids. We were

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Speaker 1: hanging out in the living room. I was having a

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Speaker 1: cup of coffee. We were eating, laughing, just doing stupid things.

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Speaker 1: And of course that big fluffy idiot Fred had to

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Speaker 1: come barge his way in so he could get love

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Speaker 1: and attention from everybody. And we were just laughing about

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Speaker 1: him and just what a ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Dog he is.

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Speaker 1: And the wife said, man, I hope this lasts forever,

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Speaker 1: And of course it won't. Right, they don't live forever,

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Speaker 1: nobody does. But I know this, I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: years longer out of Fred because I give Fred ruffgreens

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Speaker 1: every single meal than I would have given him otherwise.

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Speaker 1: I give him vitamins, minerals, probiotic, digestive enzymes. We fixed

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Speaker 1: his digestive issues. His coat looks better than it ever has,

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Speaker 1: his breath is better than it's ever been, and he's

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Speaker 1: just healthier and happier. Go get a free Jumpstart trialbag

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Speaker 1: and find out for yourself. Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse

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Speaker 1: Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse or call eight three three

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Speaker 1: three three my.

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Speaker 2: Dog, what, Chris. We can make jokes. It's fine, you

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Speaker 2: get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Reminding

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Speaker 1: you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow

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Speaker 1: dot com.

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00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: Also, the iHeartRadio app is free. You can download it.

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00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: You can podcast the show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.

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Speaker 1: Also another quick reminder of a couple different things before

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Speaker 1: we get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions, if

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Speaker 1: you're going to the range this weekend, be careful with

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Speaker 1: that pistol Braain.

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Speaker 2: It harder for people to buy stabilize braces. Put a

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Speaker 2: pistol on a brace, it turns into a gun. Makes

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Speaker 2: some more. You're gonna have a higher caliber weapon, a

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Speaker 2: higher caliber bullet coming out of that.

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Speaker 1: Also, remember monkey pox. What Chris, I'm just asking if

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Speaker 1: people remember what Michael I was asking if people remember it.

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Speaker 1: I I just remember.

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Speaker 2: I remember.

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Speaker 1: They were trying to gin up some fear again, and

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, this thing came out, This new

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Speaker 1: disease came out, and it was monkey pox. It was

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Speaker 1: an interesting name for it, monkey pox. And then they

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Speaker 1: started digging into it, and it seemed that there was

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Speaker 1: this common theme with everybody what Chris is fine. There

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Speaker 1: seemed like there was a common theme with everybody who

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Speaker 1: was getting monkey pox, just one common theme throughout the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. Monkey Oh, that guy has monkey pox. Oh.

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Speaker 2: And that guy has monkey pox. Huh. That guy has

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Speaker 2: monkey pox. Wow.

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Speaker 1: And they were all just in a big pile on

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Speaker 1: Friday night. That's funny how they all got monkey pox.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: And then and then the media was trying to whip

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Speaker 1: up this panic and we started to notice this common strain.

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Speaker 1: The White House then brought in the guy, the gay

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Speaker 1: activist with a sign of Satan. What's that called a pentagram?

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Speaker 1: Pentagram with a pentagram tattooed on his chest. He is

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Speaker 1: pictured in leather chaps and things like that in several pictures,

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Speaker 1: and the White House decided to bring him in as

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Speaker 1: a monkey pox advisor. Remember that, I remember Legos yesterday

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Speaker 1: and his name was Dmitri Dascalacis. And then something funny happened.

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Speaker 1: Funniest thing happened. A dog got monkey pox, then a

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Speaker 1: couple kids got monkey pox, and then like that, monkey

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Speaker 1: pox got out of the news.

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Speaker 2: Funniest thing in the world.

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Speaker 1: Huh, it's funny anyway, Dimitri's back in the news. He's uh, well,

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Speaker 1: he's saying things like this.

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Speaker 3: I work in HIV normally, and I'll tell you that,

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Speaker 3: you know, I always want a shock. I work in

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Speaker 3: HIV normally, and I'll tell you that, you know, I

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Speaker 3: always say that I've never made an HIV diagnosis, and

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Speaker 3: someone that hasn't somehow related to stigma. I think empox

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Speaker 3: is the same. So really, uh, stigma tends to empocs.

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Speaker 1: By empocs, we don't want to say monkey pox empocs.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to stigmatize it.

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Speaker 3: Be a barrier to testing, a barrier to vaccination. And so,

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Speaker 3: you know, really addressing stigma intentionally and making sure that

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Speaker 3: we get the word out in a way that supports

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Speaker 3: people's joy as opposed to you know, calling them risky.

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Speaker 3: So I think, you know, we.

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Speaker 1: Need to get the word out about monkey pocks in

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Speaker 1: a way that supports people's joy. So it's just about

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Speaker 1: supporting joy, right. We don't want to call them risky. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your naked twister isn't risky.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: We just want to support your joy, support your joy.

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Speaker 3: One of the things to think about is that, you know,

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Speaker 3: one person's idea of risk is another person's idea of

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Speaker 3: a great festival or Friday night.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I'm going to be sick. Can you

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Speaker 1: imagine how joyful the navy is? Well, quit, Chris, what

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Speaker 1: it's fine. We can make jokes. It's fine, Jasey or

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Speaker 1: dear cherry Pie aficionado. Aficionado, that's a hard word.

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Speaker 2: I'm curious.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any fun plans for the summer? Actually

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Speaker 1: I do, as a matter of fact, a couple of

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Speaker 1: things that we're going to do this summer.

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Speaker 2: One, Oh, I'm gonna I shouldn't. Never mind, I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna say it.

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Speaker 1: You guys will be too mean if I say if

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Speaker 1: I if I admit what I'm going to do, you're

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Speaker 1: going to be so mean to me about it. And

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Speaker 1: you're not nice people. I'm nice, but you're not nice.

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing you know what? No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I will here's something we're doing now. I need

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Speaker 1: to clarify before I go into what we're going to

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Speaker 1: do that. I grew up outdoors camping.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear me?

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Speaker 1: I grew up outdoors camping. Even in high school, we

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Speaker 1: would camp. That's what we did on Friday Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: You throw your sleeping bag in the car, oftentimes no tent.

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Speaker 1: You drive into the mountains where we would split firewood

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Speaker 1: and start a fire and we would camp and we

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Speaker 1: would fish, and that's the kind of stuff we would do.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: So I grew up in the outdoors and then the

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Speaker 1: Marines in the outdoors. Did you hear me? I've spent

657
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 1: plenty of time rouffing it out there? Did you hear

658
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Speaker 1: what I just said? I spent a bunch of time

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Speaker 1: roughing it.

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Speaker 2: We're going.

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Speaker 1: We're going lamping in a month or two. Shut up, Chris,

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Speaker 1: We're going. And it's the fanciest, most gurly thing you've

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Speaker 1: ever seen in your entire life. I am almost positive

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Speaker 1: the tents have air conditioning, or at least, shut up, Chris,

665
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: it's hot. They have air conditioning or a swamp cooler

666
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Speaker 1: blowing into them. We are not sleeping on the ground.

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00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: They have mattresses and things like that. What's no, they're

668
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: not air mattresses. Is they're actually real? They're real mattresses.

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Speaker 1: They're real mattresses. Thanks, I appreciate your attempt to bail

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Speaker 1: me out. You actually made it wuch much worse. No,

671
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 1: they're real, they're real mattresses. We do have to start

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Speaker 1: our watually. I think maybe they start the fire for us,

673
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: but they don't have to. I'm going to start the fire.

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Speaker 1: So we're taking the fam out. It's a river here

675
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Speaker 1: in Texas, and we're going to go float the river

676
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Speaker 1: and start fires and roast hot dogs and marshmallows. It's

677
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 1: not not the roughest conditions really ever. But it's not inside,

678
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: I'll put it to you that way. Definitely not inside.

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Speaker 1: Not going to be watching TV. Although there is a

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Speaker 1: mini fridge in the tent, but we're not going to

681
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Speaker 1: be watching TV.

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Speaker 2: What Chris.

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Speaker 1: We have to keep the waters.

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Speaker 2: Cold, all right, We have to keep the waters cold.

685
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Speaker 2: Shut up. So we're doing that.

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Speaker 1: And then Israel, remember Israel's coming, Oh my gosh, in

687
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Speaker 1: less than a month? Was it July sixteenth. I think

688
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: it is sixteenth, sixteen, seventeenth something. I haven't looked at

689
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Speaker 1: the dates in a while. Me and the Jesse Kelly

690
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Speaker 1: Show fam. We are off to do ten eight ten

691
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Speaker 1: days in the Holy Land. We are gonna bounce around

692
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: that thing. I get to baptize my youngest son in

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Speaker 1: the Jordan River. I got to baptize my oldest son

694
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Speaker 1: a few years ago, and now I'm gonna baptize my

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00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: youngest son. And honestly, after I do that, you can

696
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: bury me in the ground. I'm a happy man. My

697
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: life it's complete. We're gonna hang over there and I'm

698
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: gonna find good things to eat. Even though everyone thinks

699
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna struggle with the food. I'm not gonna struggle.

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Speaker 2: With the food. Chris, Chris.

701
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Speaker 1: I still have to bone up on my Jewish. I

702
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: don't speak any Jewish at all, and I'm gonna I'm gonna.

703
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get better at that before we go. I

704
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: have like three weeks to learn some Jewish and I'm

705
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: gonna learn it.

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Speaker 2: And I'm what do I know any words? What's hellal?

707
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that a Jewish word? Is it? Michael?

708
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: What is it. It's not really what what do you mean?

709
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: It's not hello?

710
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: How do you how do you people say hello? Can

711
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,479
Speaker 1: you tell me you're just making fun of me? Doesn't help,

712
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: you know what? I will figure it out, all right.

713
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: I'll go over there and spe Spanish and all blow

714
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Speaker 1: them away. You speak my languages. That's what I'm gonna say.

715
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over there and drop.

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Speaker 2: On them all day long.

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Speaker 1: You know what else I'm gonna have over there. I'm

718
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: gonna have my my pillow all season slippers because at

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Speaker 1: the end of the day, when we're all done walking

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Speaker 1: up to Masada, don't worry, they have some kind of

721
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Speaker 1: tram or something like that to get you up to

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Speaker 1: the top. But I'm gonna walk it because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: walk it like.

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Speaker 2: The Romans walk it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, When we get done at Masada and then see

726
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: you Galilee and checking all this stuff out, I'm gonna

727
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: get back to the hotel again. I'm gonna want to

728
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Speaker 1: chill and I'm gonna put on my all season slippers

729
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Speaker 1: from my pillow and I'm just gonna walk around on

730
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Speaker 1: the clouds. That are all season slippers, four layer design.

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Speaker 1: You won't find it in any other slipper. These things

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Speaker 1: are normally one hundred and forty nine to ninety eight.

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Speaker 1: That's how nice they are. Right now, that's a closeout

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Speaker 1: sale for twenty five bucks. Go get you as pair,

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