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Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of The Day Pash Podcast. We

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Speaker 1: are presented by bet MGM, the official sports betting partner

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Speaker 1: run the Arizona Cardinals and Hila River Hotels and Casinos.

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Speaker 1: One team left standing, the Arizona Cardinals, the only unbeaten

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Speaker 1: remaining in the NFL at four and oz. When the

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Speaker 1: Cardinals beat the Titans, I said at the time, that's

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Speaker 1: a snapshot of what the Cardinals can become. What happened

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Speaker 1: on Sunday against the Rams, maybe that's what the Cardinals are.

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Speaker 1: We're certainly going to find out more this weekend against

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Speaker 1: the forty nine Ers. Our guest today is comedian Frank

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Speaker 1: Caliendo A J. Green into the end zone for the touchdown.

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Speaker 1: AJ Green just too strong, put it out there, let

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Speaker 1: him go get it. That's exactly what A J. Green did.

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Speaker 1: Frank has a unique bond with the Cardinals. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: get into that. But of course we are going to

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Speaker 1: span the globe of impressions, ranging from Jack Nicholson, Charles Barkley,

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Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, Bill Walton, and Ron Wolfley. So

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Speaker 1: let's get right into it. Here's Frank Kelliendo The Day

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Speaker 1: Pash Podcast. Basin audience, Are you ready for this? Are

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Speaker 1: you ready for the Passpod? What they should have called

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Speaker 1: It's the Passion Pod, Dave's Passion Project, That's what it

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Speaker 1: should have been called. I don't even let you start

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Speaker 1: the intern of your own show. We're off the rails.

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Speaker 1: We just started, just like when you're broadcast with either

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Speaker 1: of your partners. Yes, I know it is this. I

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Speaker 1: should have known this was coming. Do they ever do that?

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Speaker 1: Do they? I am interviewing you on your podcast? Did

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Speaker 1: they ever did? The guys? Because they don't. They're professional enough,

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Speaker 1: not like me, but they'll they don't start being themselves

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Speaker 1: until they let you set things? Is that for the

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Speaker 1: most part? Wolf? Yes? Bill is Bill. I mean you've

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Speaker 1: been around Bill, You've known Bill forever. He's liked that

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Speaker 1: off the air as well as on. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: just yeah, because it feels like they don't They don't

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Speaker 1: mess with you and make your life difficult until did

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Speaker 1: you draw a really short straw? Is that what happened?

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Speaker 1: Is that in your broadcast career, they like Pash can

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Speaker 1: handle it. I think with Bill definitely. I don't know Wolf,

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Speaker 1: Like I didn't know what I was getting into with Wolf.

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Speaker 1: I knew he was unique. Bill. I kind of knew

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Speaker 1: because I actually did some NBA games with Bill my

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Speaker 1: first year on the NBA in two thousand and six.

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Speaker 1: He still to this day does not remember that. He claims,

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Speaker 1: I don't know was that ESPN. It was at ESPN,

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Speaker 1: and I don't Bill wasn't like as crazy then. He

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Speaker 1: was still different. Like we grew up watching him on

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Speaker 1: NBC with Snapper, him and Snapper Jones going at it.

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Speaker 1: And my friend Tom Tilbert used to work with him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tilbert and I worked with Tilbert too the first year

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Speaker 1: and Tilbert and Bill were both you know Tilber. It's

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Speaker 1: interesting too. Yeah, he's not as wild as Bill. There's

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Speaker 1: no end. Yeah, he's like halfway to But the thing

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Speaker 1: Tolber Tom Tolbert for peace on about sixty seven, played

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Speaker 1: what with Charlotte? Is that? Where he played in college?

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Speaker 1: Played the NBA for a while. Yeah, and uh, just

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Speaker 1: a banger, just a banger down low. I know. I'm

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Speaker 1: stuck in Wolf trying to do well to how great

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Speaker 1: is that? Bring it back? Enjoy who I am? Figure

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Speaker 1: it out? Enjoying this's the Earth rotates on its axis.

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Speaker 1: But he was the one who got me saying, oh

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Speaker 1: John Stockton and Carl Malone could be on the court

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Speaker 1: and he'd be like, Howard Eisley is the best player

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Oh? Yeah, what he compares. He'll take

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Speaker 1: like just a random player and say that's that's Isaiah Thomas,

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Speaker 1: he said, Bill he's on the bench right now. I know. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Eric Piatkowski he said should replace Jerry West as the

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Speaker 1: Frank end all of this, but I did. Let's start

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Speaker 1: because you live. Not only do you live in Arizona,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to give out your address, but you

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Speaker 1: live very close to the Cardinals facility and you've been

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Speaker 1: connected to the team for a while. So give me

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Speaker 1: your thoughts first and foremost on four and OZH. I'm cautious.

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Speaker 1: to tell you what, man, it was a tremendous loss.

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Speaker 1: Last night, we got a good what you call moral victory. No,

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Speaker 1: So that's the reason they were three and oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: But Derek are and Gruden. That goes back to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you this to talk about how to

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Speaker 1: the first time I ever met or not met John.

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Speaker 1: But the first time ever did Gruden makeup with Gruden

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Speaker 1: what a great I did a speaking engagement with Derek

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Speaker 1: Carr when he was at Fresno State. Okay, what a

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Speaker 1: great super see why people following indibly incredibly nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and people who say he's not a good leader don't

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Speaker 1: know anything about him. He's just quiet to the press.

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Speaker 1: He's just a different time. So as far as with

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Speaker 1: the Cardinals, what happened there was there's a broadcaster who

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Speaker 1: and he said, hey, do you want to get you know,

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Speaker 1: even remember all this, but um, they invited me out

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Speaker 1: And then when they were doing what was the Amazon

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Speaker 1: So I started was doing Gruden and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: and went, what the for you guys doing out there? Man?

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Speaker 1: That was the worst bunch of I've ever seen in

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Speaker 1: my entire laugh Get to get to get your heads

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Speaker 1: you never know when something like that's gonna, you know,

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Speaker 1: work or not. It's tough when you're going to people

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Speaker 1: think that because you do comedy and they see you

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Speaker 1: totally different. You're not part of the group, you're not

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Speaker 1: done this kind of stuff and there's camaraderie. Right If

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Speaker 1: it takes it, you know. I mean, I'm nussed. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm some goofy little court jester come in there. So

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Speaker 1: you know, when I do that with the Raiders, I've

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Speaker 1: done I've spoken of the Raiders twice and they won

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Speaker 1: years Hey, what's up with that? I'm I'm a mercenary.

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Speaker 1: I'm a mercenary whatever whatever was needed. You know that

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Speaker 1: think this GM probably hates this year. But they can't.

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Speaker 1: They can't. They have to be friends, right, because then

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Speaker 1: they can make deals when if you don't like somebody,

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Speaker 1: this feeling by just a few of the gems that

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Speaker 1: the exacts that you know, there's a lot of people

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Speaker 1: people on the outside looking how could they make that trade?

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Speaker 1: That's the stupidest trade I've ever seen. But sometimes they

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Speaker 1: position it's like, well, you do it this time and

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Speaker 1: then we'll figure something out in the There's a lot

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Speaker 1: of that kind of stuff, but the the the end

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Speaker 1: Kim on Draft Day as John Gruden from like a

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Speaker 1: It was my own number, And I texted him, you

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Speaker 1: but it's like, well trade up to number three, you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't he? Like? I would love it? Like if you

424
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Speaker 1: say it's it's the pedestal, it's the pedestal. A lot

425
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Speaker 1: of you know, clones. He believes that, you know, people

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Speaker 1: are looking up to him. I think I've never I've

427
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Speaker 1: never talked to him. I think he's great. I've never

428
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Speaker 1: talked to him. No, I was looking the other way. Now,

429
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Speaker 1: you know it's I've never I wanted to because I

430
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Speaker 1: listen when I was driving around doing colleges when I

431
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Speaker 1: first started that. You just listen for things on the

432
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Speaker 1: radio that this is in the early two thousands, late

433
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Speaker 1: nineteen nineties, early two thousands. You just listen to it

434
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Speaker 1: for shows that at the time, we're on every stage

435
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Speaker 1: wherever you went. That could be in the middle of

436
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Speaker 1: Virginia and Rome would be on, or I'd be driving

437
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Speaker 1: in North Carolina or Texas, Jim Rome would be on somewhere.

438
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Speaker 1: So you look listen for a familiar voice when you're

439
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,159
Speaker 1: out there on the road all by yourself. Um, but no,

440
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Speaker 1: I mean I don't know people that Madden hated me

441
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Speaker 1: until I met him. So I have the same agent

442
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Speaker 1: that John Mann has, Sandy Montec, who used to charkh

443
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Speaker 1: and he used to travel with Madden. He was like

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Speaker 1: on the Madden bus for all those years and went

445
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Speaker 1: from being like a stats guy basically to like one

446
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Speaker 1: of the top agents in the business. And I was

447
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Speaker 1: asking I told him that I was going to have

448
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Speaker 1: you on. And so I know Frank from probably those

449
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Speaker 1: initial well the meetings with John. Yeah, the way that

450
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Speaker 1: I only met John Madden once, I only met him once.

451
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Speaker 1: And I tell the story my actor that he was

452
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Speaker 1: he was. It was at the Super Bowl in Dallas, Texas,

453
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Speaker 1: the Four Seasons Hotel, and Um, I was working to

454
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Speaker 1: Fox at the time, and he was standing in the

455
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Speaker 1: lobby and Jimmy Johnson standing next to him, and I'm like,

456
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Speaker 1: and he was talking that Madden was talking to kids,

457
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Speaker 1: so I didn't want to bother him. I'm like, this

458
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Speaker 1: is probably his family, it's grandkids. I don't want my

459
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Speaker 1: mother and I'm I say to Jimmy, I'm like, can

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Speaker 1: you believe him? This closet? To John Manzi, what you

461
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: have met him? And he taps Madden on the shoulder

462
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Speaker 1: and he's like, what is it in the look on

463
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Speaker 1: his face? Saw him? He was like when Shaggy and

464
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Speaker 1: Scooby see the bad guy pop into the barrel like

465
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Speaker 1: Zinks like, hey, school, let's get out of here. Row.

466
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Speaker 1: But I made his grandkids laugh and it was like

467
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Speaker 1: a light bulb went on over his hands, like I

468
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: get it now, you know. And I was like, hey,

469
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Speaker 1: can I have my father in law was there and

470
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Speaker 1: my kids and can they get pictures? And he saw

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Speaker 1: that I didn't dislike him. I grew up listening to John.

472
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Speaker 1: There's been nobody ever better at that than him. And

473
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Speaker 1: what people don't understand when they listen to a broadcast

474
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Speaker 1: is how hard it is. And I don't want to

475
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Speaker 1: take anything away from you as a play by play guy,

476
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Speaker 1: but the color analyst is it's very difficult because you

477
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Speaker 1: have to have you have to. You have to have

478
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Speaker 1: a very short memory. It's almost like a quarterback. You

479
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Speaker 1: can't use last week's game and stories that you used

480
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Speaker 1: in last week's game, as you can tell that same thing.

481
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Speaker 1: You might have to say the same stuff. You may

482
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Speaker 1: have to talk about the same types of things you've

483
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Speaker 1: talked about a thousand times because it's a different audience

484
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Speaker 1: that's coming in. And if you don't hit those moments,

485
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Speaker 1: you look like you don't know what you're talking about

486
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: and you look like you're not hitting on a point

487
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: of the game. Right. Um, I saw somebody putting out

488
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Speaker 1: you know, memes of things that are always said, uh,

489
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Speaker 1: you know, um, you know stories that you always hear

490
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: about the players or God, I can't. That's one of

491
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Speaker 1: my problems is I have zero recall ability for names.

492
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Speaker 1: You would think with an impression, you know, when you

493
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Speaker 1: do a bunch of places, you remember the names of people.

494
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Speaker 1: I have none of it. No, I oh no, no, no,

495
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Speaker 1: my brain you think Walton's bad. I'm just going, what's

496
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Speaker 1: his name with the beard? Looks like Connor McGregor, m

497
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Speaker 1: a quarterback? Harvard, Oh, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Fitzpatrick Fitzpatrick. It's that's

498
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Speaker 1: the story. It's always Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard. He's

499
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Speaker 1: a hard he's smart, he went. You know, you hear

500
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: that every game, and there's a reason because they some

501
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: of us are watching all the games. But that's not

502
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: who the main fan is, right, The main fan is

503
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: watching their team. They watch a game a week. So

504
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: you have to hit on some of these things when

505
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: that's the opposing player. I get people all the time

506
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Speaker 1: on Twitter firery back of me, like, man, are we

507
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 1: gonna hear again about this? I'm like, well, you know

508
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: you've got a right because I think usually they measure

509
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Speaker 1: things based on like ten to twelve minute segments. You

510
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: have a new audience basically every every ten to twelve minutes,

511
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: so you have to repeat your stories. You did a

512
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Speaker 1: game with Bill and I are a portion of a

513
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Speaker 1: game with Bill Walton. I'm going to stay there in

514
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Speaker 1: the whole game. And Bill wanted me too. I wish

515
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: you would have too. It was great. I didn't want

516
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Speaker 1: me out of there because we had to talk about basketball.

517
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Speaker 1: You guys never talk about basketball. I don't know. I mean,

518
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Speaker 1: it was like I think maybe a ten minute sad.

519
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: It was a big game, as like Oregon it went viral.

520
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Speaker 1: I'm went miniviral. I know, so you've experienced that being

521
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Speaker 1: in that chair. Even though you were in there to

522
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Speaker 1: impersonate Bill, you were also analyzing, well, yeah, a little

523
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Speaker 1: probably actually did the game, talked about the game more

524
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Speaker 1: than Yeah he was remember what you said. He's like,

525
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Speaker 1: this is the most Bills ever talked about the game,

526
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Speaker 1: because he was actually trying to bring it back to

527
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Speaker 1: more about the game. Because I was going off on

528
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,719
Speaker 1: crazy tangent. I'd actually done like a little bit of

529
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Speaker 1: tried to do a little bit of color analysis or

530
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: a yeah, um in games years and years ago. I

531
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Speaker 1: remember it was a Cub's Cardinals game that I tried

532
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Speaker 1: to do something. I was like, I don't know, when

533
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: did you hear that? That's coming out of my stomach? Yeah?

534
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: That was okay. That was like a like like uh,

535
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Speaker 1: I don't want to say gas bubble. That was like

536
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Speaker 1: a gurgle that came from my sternum. Is that POSSI

537
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Speaker 1: I don't know if that was an impersonation or just

538
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: here wolf is in there based and onions. That sounded

539
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Speaker 1: frog like. So that that that that is what happens

540
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Speaker 1: to your health when you keep doing Ron Wolfle, I

541
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: guess that was something, but that was that was like,

542
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: that was guttural. If I remember, there's like a gas

543
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Speaker 1: bubble in the middle of it. Might be having a

544
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Speaker 1: heart attack right now like the super fans like dear

545
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Speaker 1: sweet happened? What's happening? All right? There's still more I

546
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: want to get to about this, but we haven't talked

547
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: about anything yet. We haven't. This has been like twenty

548
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: two minutes. So Jim M A hundred, our producer, came

549
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: up with this idea where we take some of the

550
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: calls from the game this past Sunday, the win over

551
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: the rams where I'm talking and then wolf talk. So

552
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: it's a play by play call and an analysis. Since

553
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: you were just talking about what it's like to broadcast

554
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Speaker 1: a game, and we want you to do it with

555
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: different impressions. We'll start with one name and I'm just

556
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 1: gonna throw out another name, okay, and you transition as

557
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Speaker 1: we go. So the first one you got the copy there, yeah, okay,

558
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: first one is a Byron Murphy interception. Okay, So why

559
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Speaker 1: don't we start that as Let's start it as Robert

560
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: Downey Junior. Okay, So second in three nine minutes ago

561
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Speaker 1: in the first when you're doing rumber Danny Junior. By

562
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Speaker 1: the way, you've got to sound like you're burping halfway

563
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Speaker 1: through every sentence. Maybe that gurgle will come back. It's

564
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Speaker 1: a fake handoff rolling right. Is Stafford looking back to

565
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Speaker 1: the left, throwing a deep ball farside for the show

566
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Speaker 1: on Jackson, and it's picked off inside the fifteen yard line. Alpacino,

567
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: it's Byron Murphy. He's tackled around the twelve. Byron Murphy,

568
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: the NFC defensive player of the week. We had two

569
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Speaker 1: picks last week, gets one here on Stafford in the

570
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: first quarter. Okay, so now this is Wolf talking to

571
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Speaker 1: do it first as Wolf. Oh, Byron Murphy bated Matthew

572
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: Stafford to throw that ball and then broke on the ball. One.

573
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: An unbelievable play from Byron Murphy, and slowly it's starting

574
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Speaker 1: to turn into Jesse the body Ventura bated Matthew Stafford

575
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: to throw it, all right, and the bay Sinonian are

576
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: you bugging me? All right? And then I have one

577
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: line after that. Let's do that line as shock man.

578
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: Murphy's playing like a pro bowler. The first month of

579
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Speaker 1: the season. It's pretty good. Okay, that's that's so good.

580
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: All right, we need to come up with we need

581
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: to find like ten more of these. All right. So

582
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Speaker 1: here is aj Green forty one yard touchdown catch against

583
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Speaker 1: the Rams. Let's start that off as Bruce Arians Actually,

584
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Speaker 1: I'm talking about dead at Murray and shot guns snapped

585
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: the Kyler at a tiny little short set. See I

586
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: did that. That's a nice little call, that short set

587
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: by the little man right there. They doing a great

588
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: word played by Dave Pass who knew he had it

589
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: in him back there in Madison, Wisconsin. Moving it right

590
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: a little bit little bit. You see what he does there,

591
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: short set, little bit now throwing deep fireside and is

592
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: pulled in into five yard All right, hold on, I

593
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 1: gotta grab myself a crown royal. Here. I have a

594
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Speaker 1: little sipping dippy, little sipping dippy and dada oops, dude,

595
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: Dipper Ruins finished the call as Jack Nicholson by his

596
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Speaker 1: five yard line by a J. Green into the end

597
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: zone for the touchdown. J Green just too strong, too big,

598
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: too athletic. Okay, now is Wolf to Tracy Morgan. What

599
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: a great read by Kyler Murray to throw the ball.

600
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Speaker 1: You got a scarecrow woman stick? Hold on, say that again,

601
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: but say it is Morgan Freeman. What a great read

602
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: by Kyler Murray. To throw the ball. You've got a

603
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: scarecrow on a stick. Put it out there, let him

604
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: go get it. That's exactly what A J. Green did. Okay?

605
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: What does scarecrow on a stick mean? What does that mean? So? Okay,

606
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: so that's gonna be like the scarecrow Wolf said, Wolf

607
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: said scarecrow? All right, But that's what I'm trying to

608
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: figure out is what where his mind is? Is he

609
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: in the middle of the poppies and the Wizard of Oz?

610
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: What's happening? What is going on your basinonians? What is happening?

611
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: Just don't throw water on him? All right? So can

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Speaker 1: you say you've got a scarecrow on a stick one

613
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,719
Speaker 1: more time? In reference to A. J. Green? But can

614
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: you do it as Liam Neeson? Let let's get there

615
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: on a great read by Kyler Murray. To throw the ball.

616
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Speaker 1: You've got a scarecrow on a stick, Put it out there,

617
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: let him go get it. That's exactly what A J.

618
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: Green did. My head, yeah, those are those all kind

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Speaker 1: of work, all right. How about let's do a little

620
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: play by play as u some analysts. So let's do

621
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Speaker 1: me on the Max Williams fourteen yard touchdown catch. Let's

622
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: start doing that as mel Kiper talk about tremendous snap snapped,

623
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Speaker 1: Kyler Murray, tiny little athletic ability, high risk in high reward.

624
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Speaker 1: Do things you don't see in each other. Free step drop.

625
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm adding things because I get back to the copyright here.

626
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: Free step dropped, the tiny little steps, tiny little Kyler

627
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Speaker 1: Murray taking a little steps the place over hold on.

628
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: We're doing this a slow motion. Actually, this what's going

629
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Speaker 1: on inside of my head. Free step drop loops it

630
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Speaker 1: deep through the middle of the end his own Max

631
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Speaker 1: Williams double accident and the ex single s in the

632
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Speaker 1: Williams hangs it. He's a hit touchdown Williams over the middle,

633
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: got popped. But Kyler Murray with a beautiful touchdown throwing.

634
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, the Cardinals are back

635
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:58,719
Speaker 1: in front. Okay, let's do uh. Wolfe's response as John Madden,

636
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, what are you gonna do when

637
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: when Max Williams runs the seam on you want a

638
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: great read by Kyler Murray. I mean, that's Kyler Murray

639
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: just being Kyler Murray. Right there, he saw what do

640
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: you need to do? And boom, he just made that happen.

641
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: All right? Can you do that again? Like the what

642
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: are you gonna do when Max Williams runs the seam

643
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: on you? But can you do that? As? Who have

644
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: we not done yet? Do you want to do? Let's

645
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: do let's do pick one? How about bella chick? What

646
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: are you gonna do when Max Williams runs the seam

647
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: on you? I'm want a great read by Kyler Murray.

648
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm ecstatic right now. This is I'm just blowing my tom.

649
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: That's all right? How about um? Can we do Nance

650
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: and Roma on one of these? Jim's gonna coach Jim.

651
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: What's going on here? It's incredible? What are you gonna do?

652
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: And Max Williams runs a seam on you? What a

653
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: great read? But Kyler muris coming, It's here, It's gonna

654
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: be toe is he here? We go? Jump Tony all

655
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: they really say. I guess Nance likes the somebody was

656
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: talking to him about it because I can only do

657
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: Jim Nance, Jim Nance. That that's closer, Jim Nance. It's

658
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: hard to do. Yeah, Yeah, he's got that because he's

659
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: got that beautiful and he's got such he paints pictures

660
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: with the language, but mine always turns into Adam West.

661
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,479
Speaker 1: I'll be like Jim Nance along with my pal Tony

662
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: Romo to the bat Cave, Robin. You know, it's always

663
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: when you do Pat sum Roll the thing I and

664
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: I want you to do Pat. The thing I appreciate

665
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: about your Pat some roll is you call a game

666
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: as Pat some roll, like he would call a game like,

667
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: which would never be allowed today. You could never like

668
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: no matter where you work, and you have like seventy

669
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: jobs no matter where you or could you say to

670
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: the ten to the five touchdown, there's no way that's

671
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: the whole call. Like you've got it, like they want

672
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: you an executive, be like fill some fill some air.

673
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: You know Chris Berman once he said to me, goes, Hey,

674
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't you know what day? What do you do? Whenever

675
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 1: you move? You don't ever stop talking? Babe by b

676
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: b b B big bi bib your facial the facial

677
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: expressions that you do. Wait, but it's always comes jazz

678
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: Gat made a bat made it. So would you believe

679
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: if I told you that? Uh? First of all, when

680
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: did you, Uh meet Bill Walton? When did When did you?

681
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: I did an event in San Diego, I don't remember

682
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: what remember what it was for, maybe a charity event,

683
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: and Bill was there um and I said, and the

684
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: people were like, hey, you can do the Bill impression.

685
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: But you know he's here and his back is sore,

686
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: and Uh. I was like, well it's not I don't

687
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: do these things to be mean. I do it to

688
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: be silly. I think he'll get it, So I start

689
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: going to the Bill. I remember being at Berkeley blanched

690
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: a beard not connecting on my face. I could smell colors,

691
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: I could feel sounds. Has there ever been a player

692
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: better than left Shrimp? Yeah, like six hundred thousand. But

693
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: then from the back I see a guy waving and

694
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: towel hilarious. Continue this from the rest of the show.

695
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: That's what you have to do, unbelieved. So he totally

696
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: got he had fun with it. I also saw him

697
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: at I think I'm pretty sure he was at UM.

698
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: Jim Gray had a birthday party in Vegas and it

699
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: was the most famous group of sports people I'd ever

700
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: seen in one room at the same time. Did you

701
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: see who Jim Gray had? The two people he had

702
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: with him at his Hall of Fame induction ceremony, Larry

703
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: Fitzgerald yeah, and Mike Tyson. Yeah. That's like two ends

704
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: of the spectrum of this personnel. But those are that

705
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: Jim has the greatest rolodex. And this was even better

706
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: because in the audience was Larry King, doctor Jay Muhammad,

707
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: ali U, Bill Walton, and there were a couple I mean,

708
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: but it was so and Jordan was supposed to be there,

709
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: but I don't think they could get him away from

710
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: the tables. I mean it was I'm not even joking, Okay, No,

711
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: they were like they were a crazy I mean, it

712
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: was unbelievable the people that were there. So somebody, I'm

713
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: not gonna say the name because I don't know that

714
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: I should, but somebody wrote a book. And there's actually

715
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: two books now called the Bill Walton Mysteries, and they

716
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: are it is a so apparently Bill and I after

717
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: we call games, we solve crimes. There's one set in

718
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: I think Seattle and the other ones in Maui. And

719
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: so this first one here is called hold On Bill

720
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: Walton Mysteries, Friend of the Devil. If you may have

721
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: to read a page or two in some different voices.

722
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: Does he have are there parts where he's actually speaking

723
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: or well, oh yeah, and there's there's he has Bill

724
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: like in the book the character drinking beer, but Bill

725
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: only drinks water. I'm serious, like Bill water and hot

726
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: water and more water and bring water. I'm in pharmaceuticals Bill,

727
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I say, but it's weird. It's

728
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out. I'm totally springing this on

729
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: your left. Yeah. I was just trying to think if

730
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: there was a spot where, you know, if you read it.

731
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: I tried to shake hands with Fiddle, but he didn't notice.

732
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: It was clear something was wrong. He said he couldn't

733
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: talk with the other people around, so we brought him

734
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: to our dressing room. I'm not sure if that's Bill

735
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: even talking at this point. It doesn't matter anyway. I

736
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: didn't know if you yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean

737
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: we could read as Robert Dane Junior do the same

738
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: type of thing before. It's you know you do that.

739
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: We do all the avengers, I mean pharmaceuticals Bill. That's

740
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: what I said, Tony, I'm doing the all Avengers. I'll

741
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: try to shake hands with Field book. He uh, you

742
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: didn't notice. Thanks thor what are we doing now, Tracy?

743
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: That's what I'm going to clear something was wrong. He

744
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: said he couldn't talk with the other people, so we

745
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: went and brought him to our dressing room. Roch stephen A,

746
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: that's a classic like thing that old school impressions would do,

747
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: introduced the next guy. Stephen A thought the knoleum floor,

748
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: the fluorescent ceiling, likes, what made made inards inards with

749
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: with a with a with a hyphen. Why would we

750
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: do that? At that point in the book of the

751
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: Arena feels surprisingly school like. Talk about it. We walked

752
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 1: past frame pictures documenting key Arena's pass, Glori's pictures, Sean Kemp,

753
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: Garrett Peyton, and other members of the legendary Nanda's SuperSonics,

754
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: various musical luminaries that performed here um luckily for me

755
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: or lucky for me. They were labeled Prince Bruce Springsteen, Nirvana, McLemore,

756
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: and Pearl jam Very good, very good, try my best right.

757
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: I just figured when this is so great, because I

758
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:32,479
Speaker 1: imagine just you be shaggy and you ask, Hey, Bill,

759
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: would you do it for one scooby snack? So you go, Hey, Bill,

760
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: Would you do it for one Scooby snacks? Is Bill?

761
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: Would you do it for one Scoobies? No way, Bill?

762
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: Would you do it for two Scooby second? Not a chance?

763
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: Like would you do it for three Scooby snacks and

764
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: a tripled Egger salami sandwich? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

765
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: yeah and a glass of water to bring it all down?

766
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: All he ever has this water? Now he might be

767
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: doing something else outside, but at least at dinner. So

768
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: before we get out here, give me your thoughts on

769
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: four oh for the Cardinals. Yeah, listen, I'm I'm I'm enthusiastic,

770
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: but I don't want to get too enthusiastic because I

771
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: always feel like I'm the one in the universe that

772
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: if I get too on board and too gung ho

773
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: for somebody, that I'm going to tilt the scale and

774
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: make it go backwards. So I think I think it's great.

775
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: It's you wouldn't. Why would you want to be anything

776
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: but four No? Especially in the division they're in to

777
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: beat the Rams is huge. The thing I worry about

778
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: is Kyler needs his legs and his arm right if

779
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: one of those things goes down, like if you if

780
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: Tom Brady has a sore leg, you don't really worry

781
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: about it because he doesn't move that much anyways. It's

782
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: like you can do that. Kyler needs that whole package,

783
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: and as small as he is, you're worry about him getting,

784
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: you know, smashed. Now he seems to be eluding people

785
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: incredibly well. And the baseball players like he and Russell

786
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: will have that ability to slide and anticipate when they

787
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: need to slide. You look at somebody like Lamar Jackson,

788
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: he looks more like a basketball point guard out there

789
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: with some of the moves he does, and he takes

790
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: some hits, he gets smashed. Kyler's trying not to get hit,

791
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: and I think Lamar's trying to do that same thing.

792
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: But for some reason, the baseball players have a little

793
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: bit more of that ability to get down. If you

794
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: look at a guy um Herbert, like the just the

795
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: sheer size and bone structure of a guy like Justin

796
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: Herbert or Matthew Stafford, you know, I've met somebody. I've

797
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: never met Herbert, but Stafford. I did a thing at

798
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: the super Bowl in uh Indianapolis years ago. And Matthew Stafford,

799
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: he was only like his third year in the leaguers.

800
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 1: But he's a monster. Here I shook hand. I remember

801
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 1: shaking hands with Boomer Asiason and his hands look were

802
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: like the hands of alignment. These are not normal sized

803
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: human Aiman's massive, Like if people didn't know that he

804
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: was a quarterback. You because of the things about Troy

805
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: is he's a block all the way down. I mean,

806
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: he's a dapper human being. He looks like a model,

807
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: but he's he's just a thick human being. He's like

808
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: a i'd say tree trunk, but that's gonna make you

809
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: think of a somebody shorter. But he's he's like a

810
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: full on tree. He's like the tree and the you know,

811
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: the hair is the branches, I guess, but it's you know,

812
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: you see some of these people and they you can

813
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: understand why they can take the hits. Russell Wilson is

814
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: not a small you know, you compare a guy like

815
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: Kyler and Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson's a thick human being,

816
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: bigger shoulders, bigger hands. He almost looks like a weightlift.

817
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: Although if you look at kyler lower body pretty yeah. Yeah,

818
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: he's not a weak guy by any means. But I

819
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 1: I think this year, um listen, I'm root I'm rooting

820
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: for them because I like being friends with a GM

821
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: first of all, and Steve keep the job for a

822
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: long time. Um, I think that defensively, you know, they

823
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: get after it this year. They feel more like a

824
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: team I feel like, and I think that's JJ Watt.

825
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: I think that's uh from I only I don't hear much.

826
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: You know, I don't ask a lot of questions of

827
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: Steve and stuff like that, and I don't think he'd

828
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: give me a lot of answers to information I bond anyways. Um,

829
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: but the feeling I get that is that JJ that's

830
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: a big part. And I've even heard you guys on

831
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: the broadcast say that JJ Watts brought in to be

832
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: a team guy. And I think that's you know, that

833
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: guy's just an animal and when people that's infectious. When

834
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: you've got guys on your team that like that, that

835
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: never stopped, the motor never stops. Uh. You know, what

836
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: do they say in the NFL? You know, there's all sports.

837
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: There are people that play the game because they have

838
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: to play the game and it gives them a good check.

839
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: And there are people that play the game you have

840
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: to when it's something when they draft somebody. That's why

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Speaker 1: they say, you have to love the game. It's a

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Speaker 1: hard game. It's a very difficult game because the next

843
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Speaker 1: day you have to wake up and deal with just

844
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Speaker 1: how we long you should say. You go into a

845
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: closet and it's like somebody can beat you with a

846
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: baseball bat for two hours, and then you got to

847
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: come out of the closet and h and deal with that.

848
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Speaker 1: And that's when they wanted to add the game. He's like,

849
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Speaker 1: that's why players didn't want to add. You got to

850
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 1: do a seventeenth game. I remember how he talking about

851
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: that five or six years ago, and that was that

852
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: was his analogy about him. I even been ten years

853
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: ago at this point, but that was his analogy because

854
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: I was saying, why is one game so much bigger?

855
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: He goes, you don't understand the stuff that people go

856
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: through in these games just to get back to play

857
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: the next week, right, And that's why the fact that

858
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Speaker 1: Cardinals are four and oh it's great right now, they're

859
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: the only unbeaten team in the NFL. But we've got

860
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,479
Speaker 1: to waste and there's gonna be adverse and there's gonna

861
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: be losses and injuries play. Yeah, you know DeAndre Hopkins.

862
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: Some of the stuff that that man does, the pivoting

863
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 1: that he does, what he will make a catch, make

864
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,919
Speaker 1: a step, pivot, do a reverse pivot that I don't

865
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 1: see many people like. He's got moves that that aren't

866
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 1: like anything anybody else does. He's one of the best

867
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Speaker 1: route runners in history at the league. Right There's just

868
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Speaker 1: things he yet and not just for yet the route

869
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: and after the after the catch, the weird things that

870
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: he will do that you a man. You know, when

871
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: you watch somebody make a cut, they're usually making a

872
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: cut while going forward. He will actually stop and pivot

873
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 1: and turn around and you're going, I don't think I've

874
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 1: seen anybody do that. I mean aj Green J Green

875
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: has been a huge addition to the team this year.

876
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: Christian Kirk making big catches, and then Rondel Moore. I

877
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: mean it's like Kyler Murray throwing almost to Kyler Murray somepint.

878
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: That's that's fun. I mean, they're just fun to watch offensively.

879
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what what people are gonna do to

880
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: figure out how to stop them, because there it's it's listen.

881
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to compare them directly to the Chiefs

882
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: because you know, Mahomes was at and Mahomes a struggling

883
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: right now even but you know when he had all

884
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: his weapons, especially two years ago. Who do you stop?

885
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: Can you do? Patrick Mahomes? Yeah, man, I think that's

886
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: that's a pretty good one. And it comes from people

887
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: say Kermit the Frog. It's more Fozzy Bear's in there.

888
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: But hey man, I think that's pretty good. To your point, though,

889
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: there are some things that Kyler can do that Patrick

890
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: Mahomes can't, and there have been there are flaws on

891
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: that Chief's team yet two consecutive Super Bowl appearances. What

892
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: I'm saying is the Cardinals certainly have flaws. There are

893
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: things they need to clean up. But if Kyler Murray

894
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: keeps playing like this, the ascension that he is on

895
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: right now, if he continues to play like this, I

896
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: worry about a young guy getting too big of a head.

897
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: Because he's so good it's hard to you start to

898
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: feel like you're invincible. I worry about that. My only

899
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: thought on that was my point on the ascension is

900
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: if he keeps going like this, I think the sky's

901
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: the limit you can cover up any I mean, yeah,

902
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 1: he's what he can do because I name another guy

903
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: and maybe Russell Wilson, although Russell Wilson is not as

904
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: he's not quite as quick, but he's quick. I remember,

905
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: you know, watching them just give the Seahawks, just give

906
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: fits to the Cardinals with you know, you just you

907
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: think Russell Wilson's about to be tackled. He runs three

908
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 1: different directions and then his eyes are up the field.

909
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: That's the thing about Kyler, tiny little kind of Marie.

910
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: That's the thing about Kyler is his eyes stay up

911
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: the field. He's not looking to run. He can, he

912
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: can navigate. It's like he's playing a video game. I

913
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: know they say that, you know, video game play, but

914
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: it's like he's looking at the screen in front of

915
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: him and he's just he's playing it and while he's

916
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: watching everything in front of him, and he will make

917
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: the moves and he's watching things develop. You can't cover.

918
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 1: You cannot cover DeAndre Hopkins, h Aj Greene, Rondelle Moore

919
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: and Christian Kirk for a long scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

920
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: they're hitting tight end. That's why I said to you, hey,

921
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: end of the season, bring Fits back and have him

922
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: run some tight end rounds and you laughed at me.

923
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, why not why would you not bring

924
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: fits back near the end of the season. I didn't

925
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: say it wouldn't bring him back. I'm not sure he

926
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: wants to come back. Well he listen, if if it's

927
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: a chance to get a Super Bowl, you know, I mean,

928
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: i'd look at that. I don't know why you wouldn't.

929
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean, if you maybe you can convince him. I'll talk. Yeah,

930
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: I just think I brought jj wan here. But I

931
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: mean you look at I mean, who how are you

932
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: going to keep those guys covered? That's the thing about Kyler,

933
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: And I say, you know, he moves around so much,

934
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: he finds the open guys. Who else can do that

935
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: at that level? I don't know. I don't think Lamar

936
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: Jackson can can do that. I think Lamar Jackson his

937
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: head goes down and sometimes he keeps it up and

938
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: he makes a good, a decent throw. Kyler is looking

939
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,720
Speaker 1: for the throw the whole time. His legs are spinning

940
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: like the roadrunner. Man. That was a little grutin there.

941
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: See you know, tell you what, man, they just have

942
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'll bet there are some times

943
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: where you don't even realize it where you, as Frank

944
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: Caliando becomes one of your characters. Well everything, it's not

945
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: it's it's I think it's I think it's actually the

946
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: reverse that there's a piece of me and every character

947
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 1: that I do, and uh, they kind of do meld.

948
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: But it's it's a thing where people will hear I'll

949
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: be like, you sound like Jack Nicholson. I'm just that's

950
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 1: because I'm just talking at this that was actually Belichick.

951
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: Is if I'm a little quieter like this, it's Bill Belichick.

952
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: And then if you're just doing a little this, it's Jack.

953
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: And if you force it that a little bit more

954
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: becomes John gruten Man. Again the facial and this is

955
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: an audio podcast, but the facial expressions are spider too.

956
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: Why banana cream pie man? All right, lastly, tell everybody

957
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: all the stuff you're doing. What you got coming up

958
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 1: where we can check out all of your great stuff,

959
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: uh kaliandocast uh caliendocast dot com, uh Frank onstage dot

960
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: com for all the live dates. Um, and that's about it.

961
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 1: I've got a few other things that are in the hopper,

962
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: so to speak, but um, nothing right now that I'm

963
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: able to talk about I'm not coming, ok, not gonna

964
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: be in the Phoenix area anytime soon. I know people

965
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: listen to you all over the universe. Oh yeah, but hey,

966
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 1: you're apparently our biggest fan. You're you're retweeting and liking

967
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: like every past pod. I'm the one who tries to

968
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: make you forty five cents extra week uh in downloads? Um, yeah, no,

969
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: I we're friends. I think it's appry to help out,

970
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: you know, people that help me out and are are

971
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: there when I'm doing something. I think it's great to

972
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: to reciprocate that. But I'm trying to think, Yeah, I'm

973
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to Irvine, I'm gonna do I'm doing just

974
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: a couple of shows in Irvine and Oxnyard in California

975
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: at the end of the month, like I said Frank

976
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: onstage dot com for that. And there's there's some other

977
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: TV stuff that is real close right now that it

978
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: might be happening soon. So let's see what goes on

979
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: with when you know and it's public, let us know

980
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: so we can make sure to yeah and definitely put

981
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: it out there. Any other impressions that you're working on,

982
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: like people that you've never done that you're starting to

983
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: kind of practice to always. I mean, that's all there's.

984
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: You know, I was doing a little bit of a

985
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: Dan Campbell. You know. The thing is I'm rooting for

986
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: Dan Campbell because it's tough in that line, but it

987
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: ended up sounding kind of like super Dave but or

988
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: Matt fully the motivational speaker. You know, We're gonna we're

989
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: gonna knock it. We're gonna knock there. Uh, we're gonna

990
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: knock their knee caps off, and we get their kneecaps

991
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 1: cut off, We're gonna bring them back up. We're gonna

992
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: knock them down again. You know. So it's that, but

993
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: it's fun to make them more characters. Um, you know, Uh,

994
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if there's anybody else really the

995
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: little bits here and there, I'm kind of and I'm

996
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: thirty percent to figuring out Peyton Manning And it comes

997
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: for the world from the word weird. He said weird.

998
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: He said, I can't do it right now, probably because

999
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: I'm too hyped up. But uh, but he's like, you like,

1000
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: what's that's kind of weird? Kind of weird. It's in there.

1001
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: He's like, what was that sweater you're word it's kind

1002
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: of weird. I can't get it right now. It's kind

1003
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: of weird. Yeah, it's I gotta bubble in my throat's

1004
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: probably that gurgle trying to come back. Uh well, listen, man,

1005
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: I appreciate you coming in to do this and uh,

1006
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: thanks again. Man. You're you're the best at what you

1007
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: do and you're so true and I want you to

1008
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: come on anytime you want. I'd love to come back

1009
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: any the podcast that I do. You know, it's me

1010
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: and John Holmberg, who's local here and uh, he's brilliant,

1011
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: He's unbelievable and the like he's he's he's like me

1012
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: if I didn't have a sense if if if I

1013
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: didn't censor myself constantly. So can you close this out

1014
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: with like whoever you want saying? Um, thanks for listening

1015
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