1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy Dez. I'm your host, 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: Kevin Paul. Yeah, what's that look in the back? He 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: jerk further back? Keep going. No, no pastor fur Coke, 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: I'm saying further than them. Yeah, but I digres. Let's 5 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: meet her acome a show in no particular order. Let's 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 1: welcome Chris Alarado Dream Date number seven. What TV game show, 7 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: past or present? Do you think you crush M. I 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: don't think any of them, that's right. I get too nervous. Yeah, 9 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: I love Jeopardy, but I have to pause, you know, 10 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: and answer the question I can't answer. And I just 11 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: watched The Voice last night for the first time. That's 12 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: fun show, but I don't I can't sing. Um Yeah, Nope, 13 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 1: no game shows for me. So we'll see if I 14 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: can get you on the masked singer. I still have 15 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: to sing. I'm out, Yeah, I'm out. And now our 16 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: weekly dose of Craig Atkowski Kako on average? What speed 17 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: does a bullet train in Japan traveler? On average? On average? Yes, 18 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: per per hour or per minute daily? Okay, So you're 19 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: talking about daily bullet train, the daily bullet train speed. Okay, 20 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: so you're talking about it's average speed over do you 21 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: want to do kilometers or miles whatever you're comfortable with. Okay, 22 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: and uh, this is the one going from Tokyo to Osaka. 23 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: That's right, okay? Uh seven, I know that's the right one. 24 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: But you know that's converting and converting back. And don't 25 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: you don't have to explain anything. Seven is clean. Please 26 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: say hello to Jackie Gonzalez. The ruth missed unfairly funny. 27 00:01:54,640 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: When did you realize that you loved your husband? What 28 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:09,839 Speaker 1: a funny question? That interesting? Well, I was the one 29 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: who like him? Can you hear me? I was the 30 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: one who came up to him and got his name 31 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 1: and gave him my number. So some might say, just 32 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: off the bat, I was already like, very very into it. Um, 33 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: I don't think I recall I don't recall a specific 34 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: time of like, oh now I love him now more 35 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: than like I love him? What a reveal? First, yes, 36 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: of course it was in my kitchen and he said 37 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: it first, but I like it was like I don't 38 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: know if he just said it, like did I just 39 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 1: miss hear it? So I was like, you know, so 40 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: I just kind of played it off and and he like, 41 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: do you know what I just said? I'm like I 42 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 1: think it's like I don't know. And then I'm like okay, 43 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, Like I mean, I love you too. 44 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: I just wanted to be sure that that's what you 45 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: said before. I how the brain sort of takes over 46 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: the emotional landscape in that moment, sort of tries to 47 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: protect you and that's yeah, and it's like, Nope, that's 48 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 1: not what they said. That's not what I said. Said 49 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: something else. It's like, no, that's and of course I 50 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: knew that. Sure. There's knowing and feeling very very different. 51 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: And then there's James Zeney jim Jimmy Jimpson walk us 52 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: through what happens when you have to pee in the 53 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: middle of the night. Well, I wake up and I 54 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: think to myself, is this something that needs to be 55 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: taken care of me? Or is this something that we 56 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: can postpone until we do a little inventory. And then 57 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: I think to myself, well, I think I can make it. 58 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: And then I'll lay for about five ten minutes and 59 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's probably dangerous because I've gone this 60 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: long without wedding. The bed, which is it's like almost 61 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: two years now. Uh, so I usually just get up. 62 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: I'll just get up the anniversary. The problem is, so 63 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: there's a lot of problems with going to the bathroom 64 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: in the middle of maybe you know what. Everyone, we're good, 65 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: We're good. It's just hard to get out of bed. Yeah, 66 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: it really is because your bed is like eight ft 67 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: off the ground. I don't think most people know that. 68 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: I don't want to keep too much my bed. The 69 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: wall is right next to me, so I don't have 70 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: like the easy I had to climb out, and you 71 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: could injure yourself climbing out of bed sometimes yeah, if 72 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: you're not careful, Yeah, land on your coxus and last, 73 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: but too many creases in your pants if you think 74 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,919 Speaker 1: of leaves, it's joey greer meat cute let down. First 75 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:06,799 Speaker 1: kiss and why, uh when that's a great question. When 76 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: should the first kiss happen? And I am you know, 77 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,039 Speaker 1: slow and steady wins the race. That's I think the 78 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: first kiss should happen probably about like eight or ten 79 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: months down the down the road. There you go, all right, 80 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: And that's like because you know them, they you know, 81 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: they like, yeah, it's all that stuff and uh, and 82 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: I feel like that's that's to me appropriate time. No, 83 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 1: I get it. I'm gonna get a lot of emails, 84 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,840 Speaker 1: all right, But that's that's just where I stand on it, 85 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: and uh pick up, let's do a damn show. 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So 113 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: you guys, uh, you guys gonna camp on this area 114 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: over here? Is this good for you? This is as 115 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: far as I know. This is spot number seventeen and 116 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: we rented spots seventeen, so okay, yeah, just making sure 117 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: I'm your neighbor time. Yeah, they're gonna be in that spot, Larry, 118 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: I mean, are you is this? This? Is this no 119 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: able to have camping spots so close to each other? 120 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: I thought we're neighbors. Okay, here you share? Man? Do 121 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: you guys mind if I tell you something man to 122 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: man to man, I mean I don't how about you, Larry? 123 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: All right, Uh, this is my first time camping. Hi there, 124 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 1: welcome to the camp grounds. Do you have your reservation? 125 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: Do we do? We have our reservation? I thought you 126 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: have a name or the number either or works name 127 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:47,079 Speaker 1: or number? Um, I think didn't you make the rest? 128 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: You can just tell me your name and I look 129 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:57,839 Speaker 1: that up on my name or hers? Who? I think 130 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: these guys are trying to Definitely they don't want to 131 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: of their name. Can't what they want. I have a job. 132 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,080 Speaker 1: I want to do my job. Listen, I have a set, Todd, 133 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,959 Speaker 1: I got a second book for people trying to get 134 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,200 Speaker 1: off the grid. Here check them in with this book. 135 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: I think you're crazy. No, no, no, listen. A lot 136 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: of people go camping because they're trying to escape something. 137 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: So when they make a reservation online, they probably don't 138 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 1: have a reservation. These guys trying to get off the 139 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: stane and how would they how would they be in 140 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,719 Speaker 1: your book? They're not yet You're gonna put look at 141 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: this book? Give them here's my issue. Listen, you're you're 142 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: really fucking this up, dude. Say if I have put 143 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: them say, on lot twelve, they don't have a reservation. 144 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 1: Then somebody comes in invation on lot twelve. What do 145 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 1: I do? I think a love Well, I don't know. 146 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:52,679 Speaker 1: I mean, well, these guys have this really intense conversation 147 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,559 Speaker 1: across the room from us. I heard, I heard a 148 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: lot twelve, So I think that's for us. Well, you're 149 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: just hearing random phrases. I think probably probably they're full 150 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: and we probably should just turn around and okay for 151 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 1: you guys, now, perhaps you're looking to get away wink wink, 152 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:22,680 Speaker 1: actually looking to are you trying to get off the grid? Well, 153 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 1: normally we go to wine Country and uh and do 154 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: like tastings, but like we drive there and like we 155 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,280 Speaker 1: stay in a hotel. All right, here's what I'm gonna 156 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 1: do for you. A lot sixteen. That's for you, Lot sixteen. 157 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,679 Speaker 1: So we're gonna take a left down the driveway and 158 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: just go down for a little bit and you'll see 159 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 1: all the lots. There's numbers everywhere. Cool. Thank you, and 160 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 1: please know collecting rocks. The rocks here are very important. 161 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 1: We're just here because our couple's counselor told us that 162 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,880 Speaker 1: we needed this, So so I'm not looking to get 163 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: off the grid. Okay, enjoy it, enjoy your day. Okay, 164 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,800 Speaker 1: Well that was great. He never got our name or 165 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: any payment information or anything. I guess it's perfect. I 166 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: guess it's free because it's kind of like I guess 167 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: because it's therapeutic. Awre you doing. My name is Hugh Sherber. 168 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,439 Speaker 1: I'm a reservation number six four six four. Say the 169 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:24,839 Speaker 1: lot sixteen should be ours? Oh six four or six four? Yep? 170 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:30,559 Speaker 1: I got you right here? Give me one secon hey, asshole. No, well, 171 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,199 Speaker 1: you're acting like an asshole because the one thing that 172 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: happen away from these Let's just step away from these 173 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: guys so we can talk over. Well, you've lost it. 174 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: You've gotten down a fucking rabbit hole, whole conspiracy theory, 175 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: off the grid. Ship's fucking this business. No, you don't 176 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,720 Speaker 1: realize there's a lot of people that come in here. 177 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 1: I got Dale Deale's gonna come down here with some 178 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:55,319 Speaker 1: fake ideas. So good news for you, good news for 179 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: we are acting. We win the dad, Dad, When can 180 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,960 Speaker 1: I hunt for rocks? Not sign one now? Okay, just 181 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: when we get down, you'll be able to hunt for 182 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,960 Speaker 1: rocks that GM and not right now sorry, go ahead, 183 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:15,079 Speaker 1: do we win the lottery. You win the camping lottery, 184 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: We're actually gonna upgrade you to a double lot nineteen 185 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 1: and twenty. Those are oh my gosh, are family lot. 186 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: We go there every year sixteen every year. Well in 187 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,959 Speaker 1: nineteen and twenty, have our is your new home? And 188 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: quick little note about the rocks. They have now been 189 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:42,200 Speaker 1: deemed endangered, so no rocks can leave the predaces bullshit, 190 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 1: all not there, Ryan, hold on, Well he just wants 191 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,839 Speaker 1: to hunt them, all right, So he's just gonna trap 192 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:51,080 Speaker 1: them and release. Isn't that right? Ryan? Yeah, trap the 193 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 1: rocks and I release the rocks. Dale, This is uh 194 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,200 Speaker 1: from the campground. I need a couple of people. UM 195 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 1: need identities. They're changing out identities, so I don't know 196 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 1: what I want message. Oh oh Dale? Um, I can't 197 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,560 Speaker 1: say who this is because we're talking illegal things here, 198 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 1: but I got a couple of people down at Lot 199 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:21,080 Speaker 1: sixteen and they need new identities. Dale, Thank god you're here. 200 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:25,080 Speaker 1: I hate leaving messages about this. Uh do would identity? 201 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,680 Speaker 1: I can't tell you who this is? Off the bitch? 202 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:36,080 Speaker 1: Are we both actually supposed to fit in this thing? 203 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,959 Speaker 1: This is app this is tiny. I need. This is 204 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 1: a one person tent. I don't think they're I don't know. 205 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 1: I went to Hey, neighbors, how's it going, How you doing? 206 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: H We're Tom and Larry. Welcome folks. Let us know 207 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,599 Speaker 1: if you need anything. We gotta everything but rocks. You know. 208 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: I'm actually supposed to key our communication with others to 209 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,680 Speaker 1: a minimum. It's really just about we're supposed to focus 210 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,640 Speaker 1: on each other this weekend, looking into each other's a 211 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:12,840 Speaker 1: lot of eye contact. Oh yeah, okay, I mean we've 212 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: heard that before. We kind of take it personally, but 213 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: you folks seem nice. Yes, um, yeah, it's not personal. Gosh, 214 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 1: but we love to hang out with you guys. Maybe later, 215 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: maybe later that. Yeah. The tent you've got going here 216 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: is a little Is this upside down or inside out 217 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 1: or something like it? I just don't think that's a 218 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: child's tent. Ye, you're not gonna want to. Oh why 219 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: don't you crash in our We got enough for like 220 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 1: ten people, but it's just us two. Yeah, I mean 221 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: it's an r V. Yeah. Oh yeah, I see it now. Yeah, yeah, 222 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: all the sports games going. We've got a gig for 223 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,480 Speaker 1: ten people. Do you like you like sized cooked? Beans. 224 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: Uh we we do. I gotta. I brought a bunch 225 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:11,600 Speaker 1: of spreads and dips from Trader Joe's and over here. 226 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: What can I acknowledge that you appreciate it? I acknowledge 227 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: you went to trade to Joe's. I appreciate that you 228 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,880 Speaker 1: went to trade to Joe's. You're bringing something to the table. Hi. Um, 229 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't have a reservation, but I do have two 230 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 1: clients that are on your grounds that I need to 231 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 1: speak to immediately. Uh, well, who is it? I'd rather 232 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: not give you their information. It's okay. Well they might 233 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 1: be here to get off the grid, so uh this 234 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,640 Speaker 1: is kind of awkward. Okay, Well I sent them here. Um, 235 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 1: I'm their counselors. I do all the identity swaps around here. 236 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 1: So if you're sending people here and you're not telling me, 237 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 1: then you're missing a main piece of the whole project. 238 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: Can you just tell me where you might have sent 239 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: some couples? If there were some people off the grid 240 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,560 Speaker 1: looking for new identities, I've already got a guy coming 241 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: up here to swap them out. Okay, they got go 242 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 1: bags and they're going to be out of here, so 243 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: you don't need don't worry about it. Push me again. Uh, honey, 244 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: are you are you asleep? Um? I was, I'm not. 245 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: The bugs are so loud. They're loud, and I'm sweating. 246 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: I'm just hot night. It would should cool down. It 247 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 1: cools down in the city at night. I'm both freezing 248 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: and sweating some high. Oh my god, Michelle eating subway here, Now, 249 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: that's that's one of my farts. And then she needs 250 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,760 Speaker 1: to acknowledge that that is my fart smelling subway, And 251 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 1: I do. I acknowledge that your fart smelling subway. And honestly, 252 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 1: they could smell worse. That smells actually manufactured at subway. 253 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: So Michelle, what are you doing here? I mean, I 254 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:09,120 Speaker 1: didn't give you one big piece of advice, the last 255 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 1: puzzle piece of this whole weekend, have a little fun. 256 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: You came all the way here in the middle of 257 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:24,120 Speaker 1: the night to tell us to have fun, have some fun, Michelle. 258 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: The board has decided to revoke your license. The overreach. Michelle. 259 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 1: It's going to our attention that many of your clients 260 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: and hands on, I'm hands on that. Yes, that scene 261 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:47,440 Speaker 1: on quick answer from the from the Board scene too 262 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,879 Speaker 1: comes from listeners Xander Davis, who wrote Kevin, I have 263 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 1: a very particular set of skills that make me a 264 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 1: nightmare for someone like you, because one of them isn't 265 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 1: scene suggestions attempting redemption. The clown tries to book, tries 266 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaker 1: to book gigs in the town from Stephen King's it. 267 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: Thanks for your time, Xander, Hi, there can I help you? Yes? 268 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,880 Speaker 1: I would like to have a birthday party? Okay? And 269 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,600 Speaker 1: uh is it your birthday? Yep? It's gonna be my 270 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 1: birthday next week, so ideally i'd have it on a Saturday, 271 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 1: Next Saturday. Oh, next Saturday? Okay? And what sort of 272 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:39,880 Speaker 1: entertainment are you thinking about? Steve came out of nowhere, hypnotis, 273 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:53,399 Speaker 1: I could hypnotize Martial Arts Crew, little overwhelming, so many options. Um, 274 00:18:53,440 --> 00:19:01,120 Speaker 1: I was thinking about a clown, somebody government animals. Oh whoa, 275 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: he disappeared, So I'm gonna go for me. Yeah, that's Blimpo. Uh, 276 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 1: I'm Blimpo's son. I'm Blimpa Blimpa. Sorry. Um, is this 277 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 1: the kind of clown you're thinking? Um? Well, because I 278 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 1: loved to laugh? All right, that's I gotta have that. 279 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 1: I gotta smoke indoors? Is the party outside er in? Well? Well? 280 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:35,639 Speaker 1: I wanted to have a party here in your facility. 281 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:38,159 Speaker 1: Oh you wanted you wanted to have at the Dairy 282 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,680 Speaker 1: Community Center. Yeah, that's why I came here to set 283 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,360 Speaker 1: up and schedule my party for next Saturday. You see, Um, 284 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,560 Speaker 1: my house recently burnt down and I did not do it. Um, 285 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: but it's no longer there and it's not my fault. Question. 286 00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:01,520 Speaker 1: Sorry interrupt? What's your name? I'm blamed up? Linda? Yes, 287 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,240 Speaker 1: be straight with me. Are you on the lamb? Um? 288 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,440 Speaker 1: I'm not writing a lamb. Are you on the run 289 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:15,119 Speaker 1: from the fence? Run from the fence? You can? You 290 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,159 Speaker 1: can tell me you can. Do you have cash? Do 291 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:22,400 Speaker 1: you have cash? I have my father's credit card number memorized. 292 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,560 Speaker 1: Now listen, sir, I'm gonna be straight with you. We 293 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: are with the FBI and we are looking for this 294 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:39,159 Speaker 1: young lady. Have you seen her? WHOA? I was that 295 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 1: work and I saw a woman that looks like that 296 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,879 Speaker 1: and she was trying to But do I have to 297 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,600 Speaker 1: tell you? And what do you do for a living? Sir? Well, 298 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,879 Speaker 1: I'm a hippist, but I promise I won't use it 299 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,840 Speaker 1: on you. I promise. Okay, Okay, So you saw someone 300 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: that resembles this at your places. Actually, I should probably 301 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,320 Speaker 1: have a lawyer or something. I depend on this community 302 00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: center for work. I book a lot of gigs. Okay, okay, 303 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: all right, well I'm just gonna it's gonna walk around, 304 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:17,680 Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Thank you. You will not 305 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 1: walk around deal believing welcome back here? Hey, that couldn't 306 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,679 Speaker 1: help A notice, y'are you're saying to be setting up 307 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:42,440 Speaker 1: for a birthday party? Yeah? What's up? Well, uh I 308 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 1: couldn't help. I notice that you've got oversized shows and 309 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 1: uh fried wag? Yeah, what do you need? Well? Uh, 310 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,840 Speaker 1: just I couldn't help. But notice that you up here 311 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,199 Speaker 1: in a bit clown. May mean I couldn't help us 312 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,920 Speaker 1: with here an ass? The funk? Do you want to? Well, 313 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,639 Speaker 1: in the town of Derry, we uh we tend to 314 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:12,440 Speaker 1: frown on clowds. So what you gotta fight me? Well, 315 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 1: it's it's not coming from me. I'm just saying that 316 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 1: other people and dairy you know. Uh, I gotta have 317 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: a bit of a reaction to a clown being around. Look, 318 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,960 Speaker 1: that a my problem, and so far you're the only 319 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,680 Speaker 1: one telling me this. Okay, So either you got a 320 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,680 Speaker 1: problem with me or all these phantom people in there. 321 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,960 Speaker 1: You do well, you know you gotta have to get 322 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,359 Speaker 1: a po mats to uh to have an outside birthday 323 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 1: party in downtown Darry Oh is that a hold? Then? 324 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,399 Speaker 1: Is this it right here? Huh? Well that appears to 325 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,840 Speaker 1: be a metal finger? Look at that. Let me make 326 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,200 Speaker 1: a balloon aim out of that. Oh I just know. 327 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 1: Am I gonna snap my finger? And I'm not gonna 328 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: do that? Uh? Yeah, look, what do you want? What 329 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 1: do you want? Do you want? Now? Listen? Mr Mayor? Uh, 330 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,120 Speaker 1: we want to leave your nice town as soon as possible. 331 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,200 Speaker 1: You have to understand, is that this young lady murdered 332 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: her parents and then burn them in the home. Well, 333 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:17,359 Speaker 1: that is that is distressing, So you know, any help 334 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,280 Speaker 1: you could give us, I'm just trying to wrap my 335 00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:25,080 Speaker 1: mind around around why a clown is? Is? I mean, 336 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,639 Speaker 1: I also I understand that we also have to uh 337 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,160 Speaker 1: to deal with this young lady in her particular situation. 338 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: But we we just don't have a good history here 339 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:43,159 Speaker 1: in Dairy with clowns. Oh, I'm familiar, I'm familiar. Oh yeah, 340 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: why don't you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 341 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 1: I'll get rid of this clown for you. If you 342 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 1: can bring this young woman to me, Well, if you 343 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:57,600 Speaker 1: go to uh to Bias uh carruthers uh curiosity shop. 344 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:02,160 Speaker 1: He's got a backscratch that it's it's probably as more 345 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 1: efficient than then scratching with your own hands, Thank you 346 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:09,119 Speaker 1: very much. But but but it's it's Tuesday. He wouldn't 347 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 1: be open, Koe. It's it's on Saturday. It's on Saturday. 348 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,720 Speaker 1: It's at three pm. You've got to be there. I don't. 349 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to go. You're my best friend, it's 350 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 1: my birthday. We're celebrating. Get over your thing with clowns. 351 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:31,199 Speaker 1: It's kind of fun. My little brother was killed by 352 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: clothe Like we all go through stuff, right, like hen 353 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:43,360 Speaker 1: get something? I heard they have a great magician there. Yeah, 354 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,480 Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't like his vibe. Freaked me out. 355 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,240 Speaker 1: If I'm going to always wanted to learn martial arts. 356 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 1: Could he just popped up in a cloud of smoke. 357 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 1: It smelled like a subway shop. I didn't like it. 358 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: Then he disappeared. Oh you you like the kicker in 359 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: the screen, the kicker, the puncher guy. He said, he 360 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,919 Speaker 1: I just don't want to clown my little brother was 361 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 1: killed and only his boots. It's please, don't don't get 362 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 1: a clown at your party now, Agents, I I appreciate 363 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,320 Speaker 1: that you've got a job to do, but you you 364 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: don't understand our history with clowns. Thirty years ago a 365 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,160 Speaker 1: clown murdered a kid and a bunch of twelve year 366 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 1: old kids. Uh had to had to defeat him. And 367 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,920 Speaker 1: then and then they all fucked each other to get 368 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,159 Speaker 1: to get rid of the spirit of the clowns. And 369 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: all the all the kids fucked each other. Okay, and 370 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:45,320 Speaker 1: you can look it up. It's happened. They you know, 371 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,399 Speaker 1: they may not have included that part in the movie, 372 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,880 Speaker 1: but it's it's right. It actually happened. Hey, Tobias, good 373 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 1: to see you today. Well, hello, Tobias. Who are you 374 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: talking to here? Is this is a potential Tobias. Well 375 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,359 Speaker 1: I didn't get his first name, are you That would 376 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 1: be a quite a coincidence, Agent, if your first name 377 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,639 Speaker 1: was also Tobias. No it is not, now are you 378 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:20,960 Speaker 1: Mr Caruthers, Yes, sir, Now he owns the aforementioned Curi curiosity. Yeah, 379 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 1: that's not. Now. I'm looking for this young lady. Have 380 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:28,320 Speaker 1: you seen her anywhere? Oh ma, we have seen her. Yes, 381 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:34,879 Speaker 1: we have great anything else? Yeah, perhaps I can interest 382 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:40,159 Speaker 1: you in a back scratching. He's got a good back scratching. Um. Boss, 383 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,919 Speaker 1: I I'm not gonna use any hypnotism on you. I'm 384 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,040 Speaker 1: sorry for just barging into your office, but an FBI 385 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,760 Speaker 1: agent is walking around in our building and he was 386 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 1: looking for the girl that hired the clown. So I 387 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 1: just wanted to tell you that that's happening. And I 388 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,560 Speaker 1: know that here in the Commune Unity Center, we've got 389 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: a lot of options, but you probably could send more 390 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:13,280 Speaker 1: to the hypnotistance and bringing inside information to you. Poof Listen, 391 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,400 Speaker 1: I've already told you him. Are you looking for? Oh, 392 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,479 Speaker 1: you're talking to him now? You know. He's giving me 393 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,720 Speaker 1: a very long, dramatic pause. I don't know if he 394 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: doesn't know. He runs this this right, he's the boss 395 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,240 Speaker 1: for us. So we're all here now. We just need 396 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,440 Speaker 1: the boss to speak up? Boss, Yeah, what what can 397 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 1: I what's the problem. It's just that there's the FBI 398 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:49,320 Speaker 1: looking around. All right, I'll set up what do you 399 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,600 Speaker 1: want to do this? Um? Listen, man, I don't think 400 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,000 Speaker 1: anyone's coming, so we don't have to wait for anyone. 401 00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:00,320 Speaker 1: You can just you can do your show still get paid. Yeah, 402 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:05,359 Speaker 1: I just I'm going to see your show alone. Okay, weird, 403 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,120 Speaker 1: It's not okay, it's actually not weird. Sometimes people want 404 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 1: to be alone. They don't want to be in a 405 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: house with their annoying parents telling them what to do 406 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 1: all the time. Sometimes they just want to be alone. 407 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 1: It's not when I came, I'm gonna watch the show 408 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,000 Speaker 1: with you. Never mind, it's going to be a show 409 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:31,600 Speaker 1: for two, me and my best best friend, best friend. 410 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,959 Speaker 1: Do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do? Do's 411 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 1: a scary scary like knives. You're going to vote you lady, 412 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:58,080 Speaker 1: come up my birthday. Okay, make me laugh. Alright, put 413 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: your hands up, okay, intention to sky all right? Now, 414 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: put your legs like kind of like you know, there 415 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 1: we go. Okay, now, don't move, I'm gonna throw these knives, 416 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,200 Speaker 1: all right, don't move, all right, I can't. It's hard 417 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 1: to balance. You see. You can get to some of 418 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 1: the nooks and cranes in your back that no one 419 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:30,600 Speaker 1: else can. That scene three comes to some Paton, Mary 420 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 1: Gray love Mary Cray, who wrote Hey Alchemists coming at 421 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 1: you with a scene suggestion unintentional cannibal have fun. Now, 422 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: if you follow along this path here, everyone should be, 423 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: as we say, safe and sound. But you want to 424 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,240 Speaker 1: stay on the path at all the times? You just 425 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 1: kind of there was like a ear quotes we're safe 426 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: and sound. Right, yes, in a matter of speaking, if 427 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,640 Speaker 1: you follow me closely, you should be both safe and not. 428 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 1: Just up here on the right you'll find the old swamp. Now, 429 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,120 Speaker 1: the old swamp, of course, is where the first settlers arrived. 430 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 1: And well they are in fact deep in the swamp. 431 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 1: If you was that was that a question? I know, 432 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,400 Speaker 1: I was just that's oh, they're buried under there. No, 433 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say period, I'd say lives lost. Let's just 434 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 1: leave it at that, shall we do get time for 435 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 1: a picture with thick? Can we get a yes? To 436 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,720 Speaker 1: step right up to the swamp right around the edge. 437 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 1: Everything is completely safe, okay? And these are both your children? Yeah? 438 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: Do you mind taking the picture? I don't mind it 439 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,479 Speaker 1: at all. No, you have a cameraight, so just my 440 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 1: phone if you what do you mean? Just my phone? 441 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 1: My phone has a cat to call someone who might 442 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,239 Speaker 1: have a camera. If you look at this this on 443 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 1: this side, it's phone and on this side, there's a camera. 444 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 1: You're saying, there's a camera in your phone. Yeah, it's 445 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,880 Speaker 1: a it's a it's a. Well, I'll be alright. You've 446 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: never seen Give me some of that beef jerkey. Give 447 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,360 Speaker 1: me some of that jerky. It's my beef jerky. I said, 448 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,320 Speaker 1: just give me some. You can give me some. Fine, 449 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 1: you have this much, it's like a crumb. Well, I'm 450 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 1: the one with a paper rout who can buy his 451 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,760 Speaker 1: own beef jerky. Alright, kids, all right, he's figured out 452 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 1: the camera. Let's just pose and look like we're happy 453 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,880 Speaker 1: as a family. M I'm going to take several so 454 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,600 Speaker 1: that everyone a little closer together. There, we are closer. 455 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:48,000 Speaker 1: One to three, one to three. Stop eating that, dad, 456 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I'm hungry too. I want to finish all 457 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:57,080 Speaker 1: the beef jerkey so he can't have any damn starving. Okay, well, 458 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,520 Speaker 1: y'all looking for so many. We're on a tour with 459 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 1: this gentleman here. So yeah, my brother is hungry because 460 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 1: you didn't have a summer job. Yeah, we're already on 461 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 1: a tour with this gentleman. Can have my phone. Oh 462 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,080 Speaker 1: you're on a tour, go forget it. Then you can't 463 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,000 Speaker 1: dan he's selling snacks. Yeah, but that guy's got my 464 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,960 Speaker 1: phone and he's walking off, and he said it was 465 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 1: dangerous if we just better big better big on. This 466 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 1: guy's charismatic. This guy's charismatic. Okay, okay, here's ten dollars. 467 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,640 Speaker 1: What do I get for that? You know? Well? That 468 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,360 Speaker 1: gives you on that row right here, any of these 469 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: fond delicatessens. I get my own jerkey. Yes, no, you 470 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,080 Speaker 1: can have my jerky ot with this and with that 471 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,280 Speaker 1: guy stuff. Oh, I don't know. When you get into this, 472 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 1: you might become a dick dead damn weird way to 473 00:32:55,200 --> 00:33:00,240 Speaker 1: say that. We gotta go quick without us. Just get 474 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 1: picked something. Warn children, be worn children. The meat that 475 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,240 Speaker 1: is cured inside these bags, it's not like any meat 476 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 1: your lips have ever touched before. Lucky. All right, then, 477 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,440 Speaker 1: if we just along the path here and keep in 478 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,320 Speaker 1: mind any snacks you've brought along, you should continue to 479 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 1: eat until your hearts content. More food for you, the better. 480 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 1: So how was the tour? You didn't even wake me up. 481 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,400 Speaker 1: You just went with the kids. Listen. I I feel 482 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,640 Speaker 1: like sometimes we just fight the little time, okay, And 483 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 1: I felt like I could. How much did we spend 484 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:45,720 Speaker 1: for Michelle and that goddamn Couples therapy dad, Steve, he's 485 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:51,200 Speaker 1: biting me, Well, then let's get Can we get him 486 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,720 Speaker 1: something to eat? Please? We just got them something to eat. 487 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: They were eating. They're hungry. Obviously. We met this weird 488 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,240 Speaker 1: guy and he gave us each a giant delicate test 489 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: and we ate it a delicate testing like a store. Yeah, 490 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: and my, uh my, my beef jerky sucks so much. 491 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,680 Speaker 1: I left it like a trail like it was Hans 492 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 1: and Gretel. Okay, don't waste food, Okay, Steve, I don't 493 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,799 Speaker 1: waste it. I ate all that delk test the guy 494 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,440 Speaker 1: gave us. Yeah, but then you left some of that 495 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: jerkey on the floor. Well, I want more meat like 496 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: the delC Tessan. Okay, well let's go get some more meat. Okay, honey, 497 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: can we just look at him some meat down? I 498 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,640 Speaker 1: think you should go with them. Hi, Yes, I have 499 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:33,239 Speaker 1: a complaint. Um, I went on the tour earlier. There 500 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:38,719 Speaker 1: was First of all, my tour guide was extremely sleepy, 501 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,319 Speaker 1: and um he made me want to fall asleep. Now 502 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,520 Speaker 1: I didn't fall asleep, thank God for my own for 503 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,680 Speaker 1: my dog. I don't. I don't. I don't work with 504 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: the hotel at all. I'm a separate, independent business. Well, 505 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: let me just get it off my chest, okay, because 506 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,759 Speaker 1: I gotta complain to sucking someone. Let' me tell you 507 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,760 Speaker 1: that my dog MITSI is the love on my fucking 508 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: like Okay. It's the only thing that keeps me going 509 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,760 Speaker 1: every day. Do you know what happens when she eats 510 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 1: beef products? Cow beef products. I don't know. It's not good. 511 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,359 Speaker 1: Just a little taste of a cow beef product will 512 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,759 Speaker 1: send her vomiting projectile. And it's green. It doesn't look 513 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,879 Speaker 1: like food. It looks like the inside of her. You're 514 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,800 Speaker 1: coming out a mucous sack over the It's horrible. And 515 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,319 Speaker 1: let me tell you. We went on this beautiful tour 516 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,440 Speaker 1: and what I didn't know but found out later was 517 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: the pormits who was eating beef the whole time. What's 518 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,760 Speaker 1: going on here that y'all are just sprinkling beef beef 519 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,520 Speaker 1: that's not beef? Well, let me tell you, based on 520 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 1: her bodily functions, I know it was cow beef because 521 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 1: I know how my Mits reacts. So you tell me 522 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,040 Speaker 1: what I know about my dog I'm telling you right now, 523 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 1: that's human flesh. All right. Excuse you're out of your mind. 524 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,879 Speaker 1: You know what I do need to I do need 525 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,640 Speaker 1: to complain to someone real because you're out of your mind. Steve, 526 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:06,200 Speaker 1: You're out of your mind. Get off of me, Daryl, 527 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 1: give me, just give me a finger. What the hell's 528 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,160 Speaker 1: going on with you? Just give me a finger? Do 529 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,080 Speaker 1: you need a tension because mom and Dad are falling 530 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:18,600 Speaker 1: out of love? Is that what's happening right before our eyes? 531 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,200 Speaker 1: You know that when we're on this vacation. Yeah, you 532 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 1: don't need both your pinkies. Look, I'm still right handed. 533 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,600 Speaker 1: Let me eat your left pinky. If I had to choose, 534 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,799 Speaker 1: I guess I live with dad. You gotta come up 535 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,439 Speaker 1: with that. You're trying to change the subject. I want 536 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,080 Speaker 1: to eat your left pinky. You wanta eat someone's pinky? 537 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,839 Speaker 1: Why don't you go eat someone else's pinky? You want 538 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,360 Speaker 1: to find somebody and murder them and eat their whole body? 539 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,960 Speaker 1: Is that what you want to You're weirdo. I don't know. Maybe, well, 540 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:57,520 Speaker 1: I got a knife. Okay, Mom is gonna want you 541 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:03,480 Speaker 1: to live with her, By the way, fine, do you 542 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,520 Speaker 1: think it's my fault that there's they're splitting up. Dam, 543 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, your dog is gonna have to be relocated 544 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,640 Speaker 1: somewhere else or how somewhere off the property. It's it's 545 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:16,719 Speaker 1: a bit too other people. I'm sorry. I don't know what. 546 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,600 Speaker 1: I can't be in the same room or car. I 547 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,759 Speaker 1: can't get the dog off the property. It keeps trying 548 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,360 Speaker 1: to bite me. I don't know what MITSI is a 549 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,719 Speaker 1: completely different animal. Now. This just to be the best 550 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,760 Speaker 1: friend the level of my life, ma'am. I'm so sorry. 551 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what is morning. I pick meet up 552 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,360 Speaker 1: every morning and we do butterfly kisses. You know what 553 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,640 Speaker 1: that is? That's eye lashed time, because she's got beautiful, 554 00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,879 Speaker 1: luscious lashes. That's a half a niece, that's what. That's 555 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:49,319 Speaker 1: part of the breed. And I paid for that and 556 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 1: she won't even do that with me. Now I go 557 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,799 Speaker 1: for it and she's trying to bite my face. You 558 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:59,320 Speaker 1: see this? How are you two young fellas there? You should? 559 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,240 Speaker 1: You're out late tonight? Are you lost? We have a curfew? 560 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,640 Speaker 1: Oh oh what No? No, I'm just a local here 561 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,799 Speaker 1: and just concerned when I see youngsters out this light. 562 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:17,560 Speaker 1: Do you have family? Uh? I had family, yet they've 563 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:24,359 Speaker 1: all moved on. It's just me now. He that. Well, well, 564 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,560 Speaker 1: that's a good question. I'm mostly hunting fish, so I 565 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:32,839 Speaker 1: had a lot of a lot of fish, and uh yeah, 566 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:39,560 Speaker 1: i'd say every start starbursts. Oh you're talking about kid 567 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,919 Speaker 1: food snacks. No, I don't need a lot of those. 568 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,560 Speaker 1: They were cut out of my diet by three different doctors. 569 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:52,520 Speaker 1: So I'm mostly fish. Well, sure, there's a whole store. 570 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,879 Speaker 1: I guess they sell a lot of them. So if 571 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,759 Speaker 1: you just hang out in front of the store, you 572 00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,880 Speaker 1: probably found some people. Hi, sir, just going over and 573 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,719 Speaker 1: talking to any of the families here at the hotel. Uh, 574 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:11,160 Speaker 1: there we found a mutilated local. So yeah, I just 575 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:16,800 Speaker 1: want it's that's horrible and I process fear with laughter. 576 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,279 Speaker 1: So I want you to know that and that's not 577 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,360 Speaker 1: not that's not not normal. I think that it's shocking. 578 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,239 Speaker 1: I would laugh if I wasn't startled. Right, Yes, exactly, 579 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,799 Speaker 1: thank you, And so I just wanted to let you 580 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,000 Speaker 1: know that I'm not sure where your wife is. I 581 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,359 Speaker 1: see her. I think she's on the kids right now. Okay, Well, 582 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,879 Speaker 1: just um, just so you know, the body has left 583 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,400 Speaker 1: on display. Darryl do you think if we kill and 584 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,360 Speaker 1: eat a guy that that ate a lot of starbust, 585 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,120 Speaker 1: that he's gonna taste like lemon, strawberry, cherry and green apple. 586 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:55,680 Speaker 1: We can only hope better than tasting like fish. So 587 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,759 Speaker 1: what do you say? I don't know. I just feel 588 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,520 Speaker 1: like your standards are too high, that like us roaming 589 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,520 Speaker 1: around late at night in the small town, that we're 590 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,959 Speaker 1: gonna meet some guy we ate a lot of starburst. Yeah, 591 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:13,120 Speaker 1: maybe you're right. Let's just kill the next person. It 592 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,359 Speaker 1: sounds good. Who look at this? Look who it is? Well, 593 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,200 Speaker 1: look who it is? Actually, I gotta time my shoe. 594 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 1: You were walking ahead and I was just walking past here. 595 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:34,560 Speaker 1: I'm just what are you doing? Next person? You're supposed 596 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,480 Speaker 1: to be with your mom. She's kissing a guy at 597 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 1: a bar. D We gonna ask you a question, Yeah, 598 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:48,399 Speaker 1: do it deep? Do it? Agean younger? Um, we gotta 599 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,000 Speaker 1: take you off that that clown case and dairy? Thank god? 600 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:57,799 Speaker 1: Thank god? What's you got for me? We got something 601 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,719 Speaker 1: right up your alley looks like this. Let me get 602 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:11,000 Speaker 1: right up my alley all right? Doesn't involve dead people? Children? Yep, yep, 603 00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,040 Speaker 1: fill the in filly in Apparently there's some haunted beef 604 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:21,120 Speaker 1: jerky at a swamp hotel in Louisiana. Excuse me, I'd 605 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:25,160 Speaker 1: like to file an official complaint. I was out on 606 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,680 Speaker 1: the balcony because I can't even stay in my room, 607 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,800 Speaker 1: and well, I'm gonna get it off my chest. But 608 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,520 Speaker 1: can you just listen to me for a for a 609 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:40,399 Speaker 1: second sixty seconds? I can't even stay in my hold, 610 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,720 Speaker 1: my works. My dog's gotten gone off the fucking rocker. 611 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,440 Speaker 1: Anytime I walk by, it's trying to take chunks out 612 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,319 Speaker 1: of my body. So I'm stuck in the balcony. The 613 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,440 Speaker 1: dogs should be in the balcony and I should be 614 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,919 Speaker 1: in the room. But I love her. I love her, 615 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,719 Speaker 1: and I know she needs that postopedic man. I'm with 616 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,399 Speaker 1: the FBI. Um is your husband around? Just because I'm 617 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:07,160 Speaker 1: a woman doesn't mean I have a husband? Oh? Oh 618 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,160 Speaker 1: so No? No husband, Okay, no husband, no life, nothing, 619 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 1: not even honestly a dog, but barely. At this point, 620 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,600 Speaker 1: I'm so lone. Have you spent any time with any 621 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:27,680 Speaker 1: children recently? Not to my recollection, No, have you tasted 622 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:31,359 Speaker 1: any human blood recently? What's going on over here? People 623 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,080 Speaker 1: are bringing up human flesh like it's no big deal. 624 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,680 Speaker 1: You're the second person. And now that's talked to me 625 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:41,480 Speaker 1: about this, this this nonsense. Not well, all I know 626 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,120 Speaker 1: is he did not he did not work here, and 627 00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,840 Speaker 1: I it wasn't an official complaint that I was filing. 628 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,360 Speaker 1: It was unofficial. But he was a good listener, kind eyes, 629 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,400 Speaker 1: and I would say a strong chest. Now I started 630 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,279 Speaker 1: with a shirt on, but you can tell sometimes some 631 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,440 Speaker 1: fabrics give it away. Awesome, Thank you very much for 632 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,200 Speaker 1: your time. Can you actually do you mind just passing 633 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,279 Speaker 1: me just some food? Balcony to balcony, if you could 634 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:16,080 Speaker 1: just pass me. I am starving here. Maybe a blanket. Sure, 635 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,279 Speaker 1: I've got one lounge chair and that's it, and I'm 636 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:25,879 Speaker 1: freaking it. Does it does actually cool off at night? Here? Okay, yeah, 637 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,479 Speaker 1: there's a blanket. Here's some I'll know that drop. Oh no, 638 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:36,200 Speaker 1: all right, I'll just walk around the crowns and look 639 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:42,000 Speaker 1: for something suspicious. I'm a good FBI agent. I'll just 640 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:47,040 Speaker 1: take in my surroundings, get a feel for things. M M. 641 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:54,400 Speaker 1: What's this jolly rant? A wrapper? Nothing suspicious there? Oh? No, 642 00:43:54,600 --> 00:44:01,239 Speaker 1: manage mine, man, This rapper is yours? Yeah, man, that's mine. No, 643 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 1: you're taking my ship. The hell you doing? Man? Man? 644 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,560 Speaker 1: Where did you come from? Know? You mean? Man? What 645 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:14,840 Speaker 1: are you here? Man? I work here? Oh? Okay, okay, okay, 646 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:24,640 Speaker 1: give it back man, Well fuck you up. Okay, Mom, 647 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,439 Speaker 1: if we had to live without dad, well we both 648 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:36,080 Speaker 1: live with you. No, why just one, honey. You have 649 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,520 Speaker 1: to understand that both of you have a piece of 650 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,040 Speaker 1: me and your dad. And did you say a piece 651 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:48,120 Speaker 1: of meat? No? I said a piece of meat? Oh? Sorry? 652 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:53,680 Speaker 1: Are you hungry? No? No, I'm full? Okay, I'm so full. Good. 653 00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,359 Speaker 1: Your dad should be meeting us here in a pit? 654 00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,640 Speaker 1: Do you know where he is meeting us? Me? Yes? 655 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,000 Speaker 1: I did say me nuts. Yes, you're both wearing a 656 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,000 Speaker 1: piece of his pants. What's going on? Where my mom 657 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,560 Speaker 1: was saw you kissing that guy in the bar? Good? 658 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,719 Speaker 1: I'm wearing I'm wearing dad's left pant leg and Darrel's 659 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:26,319 Speaker 1: wearing Dad's right pant leg. So you know fine? Okay, good, 660 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,520 Speaker 1: that's fine. Good. That was gonna happen sooner or later. 661 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,759 Speaker 1: All right, that's just mom. We can't drag this out 662 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,359 Speaker 1: any further. We've got to be honest with you. What's 663 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,919 Speaker 1: going on? We force fed dad a bunch of star 664 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:55,520 Speaker 1: birds that oh, god man, Oh, oh fudge, that that 665 00:45:55,600 --> 00:46:02,040 Speaker 1: was that unintentional. Those cannibals very little about it. Jackie. 666 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,000 Speaker 1: I'm so glad you got to be here for this. 667 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:09,680 Speaker 1: Me too. Thank you for having me really really, um, well, 668 00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,400 Speaker 1: how will you spend the rest of your day? Do 669 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:16,800 Speaker 1: you think today? You know, I'm gonna do a little 670 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,520 Speaker 1: bit of writing, all right, do a little bit of exercise. 671 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the dog park. Yeah. So a 672 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,960 Speaker 1: full day, So full day, and if Pat's lucky, I'll 673 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:32,400 Speaker 1: squeeze a shower and they're somewhere, well here's hoping. So 674 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,239 Speaker 1: a full day, but a chill night, you know what 675 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,960 Speaker 1: I mean? It's moving hicle is that's when we watch 676 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:43,720 Speaker 1: movies and this oh nice? Yeah, any idea which film 677 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,120 Speaker 1: you might be taking in this evening? You know, on 678 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,520 Speaker 1: Saturdays we watch a movie out of a hat and 679 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,640 Speaker 1: we don't have a choice, you know, we pick out 680 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,839 Speaker 1: a hat. But this is how you just like you're 681 00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:02,399 Speaker 1: smoking a jake. Um. And but on Wednesdays we pick 682 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,839 Speaker 1: whatever we want and it can you know, so I'm 683 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,759 Speaker 1: not sure. I'm not sure this week, but I'd like 684 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,520 Speaker 1: it to be fun. Last Wednesday we watched which is 685 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:18,200 Speaker 1: a wonderful movie. Um, however, just destroyed me emotionally, so 686 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,600 Speaker 1: I definitely would like a bit of a fun romp 687 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,919 Speaker 1: this week. Well, good luck with your selection. I hope 688 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:29,080 Speaker 1: it goes well out of the hat on Saturday. And uh, yeah, 689 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,479 Speaker 1: please report back which you ended up watching. Maybe it'll 690 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,320 Speaker 1: be Wine Country Coach starring Craig Atkowski. I've seen one Country, 691 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,600 Speaker 1: you know, I have, of course I have. Come on, 692 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,040 Speaker 1: it's never watch it again, and I'll watch it again. Actually, 693 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,239 Speaker 1: Pats never watched it, so maybe we will watch it. 694 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:53,239 Speaker 1: Uh and Craig Felice Miracles everyone. And if you haven't 695 00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 1: read Stephen King's it in a while, there's parts that 696 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,320 Speaker 1: didn't make it into the miniseries or the movie, so 697 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,480 Speaker 1: so check it out. When you say parts, do you 698 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,440 Speaker 1: mean the screwing parts. Yeah? Just give it an orgy. 699 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:10,040 Speaker 1: It was an orgy sewers with children, Jez. That's how 700 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,239 Speaker 1: you beat up. It's absolutely right. It's one girl and 701 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,560 Speaker 1: a bunch of boys and that's how they beat the 702 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,080 Speaker 1: penny Wise the clown. Is it an orgy? That's how 703 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,920 Speaker 1: they beat fucked. So weird that that didn't make it 704 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,879 Speaker 1: into either of the movies or the minisure. I can't 705 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:31,719 Speaker 1: imagine them making it into the movies. Well, thank you, nonetheless, 706 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,160 Speaker 1: Christo Verando, what did you learn today? What did I learned? 707 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,480 Speaker 1: You know, I learned? Could you tell I was having 708 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,719 Speaker 1: an emergency on my end that I was that? So 709 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,120 Speaker 1: that that's okay, that's you know, I gotta I gotta 710 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,239 Speaker 1: follow the fun anyway, you know what I mean. I 711 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,200 Speaker 1: gotta work on that because I I do. I do 712 00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,239 Speaker 1: a lot of you know, trying to wrinkle stuff and 713 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,800 Speaker 1: justify things, and you know, sometimes that's okay, but sometimes 714 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,920 Speaker 1: you just gotta play. Just gotta follow the fun. Follow 715 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,960 Speaker 1: the fund is not a bad way to go in life. 716 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,400 Speaker 1: Well I did that for a lot of years, and 717 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:10,440 Speaker 1: then I had so excellent point, follow the fun and 718 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,719 Speaker 1: improv take your life a little more seriously. I like 719 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,759 Speaker 1: that as well. Thank you and Joey. If we had 720 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,560 Speaker 1: anything to live by today according to your Bible, what 721 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:24,800 Speaker 1: would it be the sword? Thank you for that, James. Well, 722 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,040 Speaker 1: I had been asking for a while and it was 723 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,600 Speaker 1: really wonderful. I just love the fact that we got 724 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,600 Speaker 1: from Don ull Rik. Finally he gave us review. I mean, 725 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,960 Speaker 1: I shouldn't say finally, it's it's titled as Good as 726 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,799 Speaker 1: It Gets the best podcast out there. And then we 727 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:43,840 Speaker 1: also got one from IRMA seventy five always a good Time, uh, 728 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,680 Speaker 1: five star reviews. Where did you see these reviews? Well, 729 00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,279 Speaker 1: I find them on something called Charitable but they were 730 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,040 Speaker 1: put on let's see Apple Podcast. They were both Apple 731 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,200 Speaker 1: Podcast reviews. There you go, go to Apple. However, you'd 732 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,680 Speaker 1: like to write a review, we would love to hear. 733 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,960 Speaker 1: Jane just read it, so please do. Thank you all. 734 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,399 Speaker 1: Let's thank our producer, engineer of the stars, Mr Doug 735 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:12,840 Speaker 1: ban I Heeart Media, and Kevin Pollack. Reminding you to 736 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,640 Speaker 1: please be kind to each other. Good luck out there, 737 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,680 Speaker 1: until next time.