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Speaker 2: And it does feel like you see these pebbles in

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Speaker 1: Gender, Yeah, the pebbles, Yeah, fake pebbles. I just think that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's you see dirt. Yeah, this is fake and

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Speaker 1: you don't say why either. I think it would help

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Speaker 2: Especially Kevin's beard also fake, especially because they're the same

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Speaker 1: Women, you're saying it's sexist the way the way he

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Speaker 2: We also want that for ourselves. But I didn't say

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Speaker 2: Is that why?

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Speaker 1: Hitting me these the search results now, it's the and

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Speaker 4: Okay, if you could pitch a product.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't you ask us this last time?

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Speaker 1: Of sorts of peace, not of swords. Sorts are swords

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Speaker 3: Know what the name is.

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Speaker 2: I want to do mine now, So go ahead. I

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm here to sell nudes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna need to see money before we give

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Speaker 1: And now how do you, mister wonderful probably wants a royalty, right, how.

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Speaker 1: That's actually good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my dream is that the uh I do

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Speaker 1: The original infomercial guy. Yes, no, not Kevin O'Leary. There

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Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't realize that it was from his vineyard.

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Speaker 1: You want to know Hayes' favorite wine?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: I want to go to Miami? Always wants to go

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been there?

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Speaker 2: No, this is the whole problem.

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Speaker 1: Just let me go, Just let him go to just

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Speaker 1: just like the numbers don't work. That's all it keeps telling.

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Speaker 4: You guys can't afford to go for the podcast Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Kevin likes to say, the numbers aren't really working for me.

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Speaker 2: So it's basically like Kevin, if Kevin can come as well,

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Speaker 2: to go with Kevin.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to go with?

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Speaker 2: I want to go by myself. I want to do

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Speaker 3: That that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Let me just big enough. Now, yeah, he's old enough

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Speaker 3: When is your birthday?

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Speaker 2: Greta? Say your shark?

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Speaker 1: I think, oh that's so good. The person who came

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Speaker 1: you're so aggressive. You know what, the last time you

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Speaker 2: And that was one of the most disrespectful pieces of

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Speaker 3: You invite.

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Speaker 2: Go to.

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Speaker 3: Huh you invited me back on this show to haze me.

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Speaker 1: No, I hate him.

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Speaker 3: I think he's hazed because he's he's Hayes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Can't I do it all day long?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I gotta. I'm doing it right now.

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Speaker 1: I disagree.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So my product I think would be are you

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Speaker 2: The sharks right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, then don't say I think you need to.

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Speaker 1: We need to have to embody the role of like

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Speaker 1: have to find someone who projects confidence. I would obviously

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Speaker 2: They should I don't actually think they closer.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Kevin, are you getting anything at all?

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Speaker 2: I don't think this is a good idea, but at

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Speaker 1: I think girl.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they.

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Speaker 3: Should have girl spelled m O g U r L. I.

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Speaker 2: now that you mentioned it, I do think they should consider.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not pitching this.

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Speaker 3: Can you look at me and think they should.

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Speaker 2: Consider I'm looking into the camera.

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Speaker 1: This is who I'm talking to, this is the audience.

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Speaker 2: I need everyone to know I'm not actually pitching this.

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Speaker 2: That's not I am pitching. And discussion about it. I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying to do it or dope. I'm saying

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Speaker 2: if I was in the meeting, I was in the discussion.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not, but let's talk.

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Speaker 2: I would say, get out, let's make a list of

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Speaker 2: get out so we can talk about this. Yes, I

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Speaker 2: mean kind of like those boots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably got a nice pair of boots. Can

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Speaker 1: we just cow?

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Speaker 3: How am I touching the ground now?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah? I remember when we started you were I

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Speaker 1: was on a swing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the couch was sort of a swing for you.

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Speaker 1: Your legs were danging.

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Speaker 2: Your your your legs were dangling in the air, and

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Speaker 3: What happened just bec very big, very big girl? A girl?

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Speaker 2: Are you still talking to the girl?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? This conversational tone with the sharks is impressive. Do

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Speaker 1: you have your dream team ahead of time or do

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Speaker 1: you want to say your.

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Speaker 3: I know who I want, I know, I know who

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Speaker 3: I think is right for my product.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Emma from Good American and that a kind guy.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, and Daniel and bye the bye, the bye.

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Speaker 1: Soda, the bye, Yes about branding bye bye? So yeah,

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Speaker 1: bye soda.

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Speaker 3: Okay my product our socks.

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Speaker 1: Yes that.

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Speaker 4: If you have a shedding dog, Okay, think about this.

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Speaker 4: You have a shedding dog. Your dog shedding, shedding everywhere,

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Speaker 4: Shay shedding constantly, and you're thinking to yourself, I don't

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Speaker 4: want to get on my hands knees with a dust pant.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to go get the dyce in that's

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Speaker 4: gonna blow out a battery after two uses.

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Speaker 1: I've got this. You're using the dust pan and it's

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Speaker 1: like falling apart. You go, like time to take these

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Speaker 1: old tools out behind the wood shed. Exactly right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: shoot them, kill them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, put them out of their miss this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the wooden the wood the wooden shed and also

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Speaker 4: We're in a time of multitasking. You know, I need

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Speaker 3: Stuff you know you could say, yeah, listening to.

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Speaker 4: This shove, listening to listening to Hollywood handbooks, listening to

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Speaker 4: Hollywood Handbook. So what do I do when I want

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Speaker 4: to clean all of the hair off my floor? I

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Speaker 4: put on these gorgeous socks that effectively are static socks

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Speaker 4: that as I sachet throughout my home collect the hair.

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Speaker 1: Thinking, is that me? What I'm Robert? Static socks?

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Speaker 2: And he's asking that about almost everything, almost every product

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Speaker 2: that comes in he is He's gonna ask if if.

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Speaker 4: It will him, I'm gonna hold on. Let me bring

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Speaker 4: out a sample for you to try.

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Speaker 1: On.

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Speaker 3: So then I go on.

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Speaker 2: It just kind of like takes him out of it.

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Speaker 4: Put and then you guys have to take off your

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Speaker 4: Joe cowboy boot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then I invite you up to the demonstration zone,

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Speaker 4: which is filled with hair, okay, and then we watch

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Speaker 4: the socks magically collect.

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Speaker 2: It's a carpet filled with hair.

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Speaker 3: Carpet, hardwood, it collects.

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Speaker 1: Do I need to do any particular kind of movement.

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Speaker 3: Helps drag your You don't have to sash, you can

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Speaker 3: or drag your.

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Speaker 1: Feet, Okay, I wouldn't if there was an app with

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Speaker 1: a designated series of movements, perhaps a popular TikTok dance

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Speaker 1: or something learn and practice.

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Speaker 3: Like an exercise, a description.

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Speaker 1: Along with the socks, so that it's like, oh, because,

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Speaker 1: as you said, it's an age where multitasking is kind

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Speaker 1: of necessary. Yeah, I'm listening to the podcast, but I'm

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Speaker 2: You said, yes, but how do we film the TikTok

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Speaker 2: demonstration with like, let's be honest, like that everyone is

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Speaker 2: getting zapped. Everyone who like there's so much lays eyes

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Speaker 2: on this issue. I know we're we're not talking to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, you and I can admit to each other

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Speaker 1: that these things are going to zapp We try, and

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Speaker 1: if you tried to film something, it would probably short

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Speaker 2: We try and get some demelia or whatever to promote

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Speaker 2: this product. They put the socks on, we have them

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Speaker 2: do the running man on this carpet.

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Speaker 3: And you're thinking of one. So much electricity.

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Speaker 2: Drag, and they'll find themselves in next week. They will

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Speaker 2: be zapped into next week. Well, which is almost.

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Speaker 3: My birthday, March twenty second, so that's.

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Speaker 2: That's very closely right. No, you're not actually March. We can't.

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Speaker 3: We can't do this seventeenth.

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Speaker 2: You think my birthday is on Saint Patrick's Day?

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Speaker 3: My cousins?

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Speaker 2: Is you? Honestly?

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Speaker 1: So that makes sense to me, Honey, this ain't your cousin.

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Do I look like sorry.

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Speaker 2: The type of person who would have their birthday be

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Speaker 2: on Saint Patrick's day?

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Speaker 3: Wow, I mean kind of.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, And it's and she just keeps digging.

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Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, I pit you my thing, Greta.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a bunch of hair on this floor that

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Speaker 2: keeps happening. I see.

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Speaker 3: We need to start now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna now I'm shrinking again, because I'm sitting upright.

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Speaker 7: Think about how many time you go to the bathroom

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Speaker 7: a day, four or five, eleven months?

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Speaker 6: One wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe. Oh my god, all

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Speaker 6: clear over here.

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Speaker 1: It's just a different use for the static socks.

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Speaker 7: End of the day, you put on your pajamas, pajamas,

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Speaker 7: strip nude?

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Speaker 1: What the heck?

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00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: Wait?

452
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 1: Do I strip? No?

453
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 2: No, you put on your pajamas. That something about this.

454
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 3: Nat what's the product?

455
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 2: Get this off of me.

456
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: We're not there yet, but you're right to ask.

457
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 2: You look at your own nude. It's being nude. It's

458
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 2: not d it's themselves.

459
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Speaker 1: Okay. So when they asked me, are there any competitors?

460
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: I will have to say yes, Chef Kevin, is there

461
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: our other uh people in this space?

462
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:04,479
Speaker 3: You know?

463
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 2: Uh?

464
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: But I think we have first mover advantage. We've been

465
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: nude far earlier than Kevin.

466
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 3: Kevin pajama time.

467
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 6: You're being nude. You look down at your undies, skids everywhere?

468
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 2: God Christ, but product we ever like this has never

469
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 2: been the show.

470
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 6: Skid free underwear, underwear.

471
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: We're still just goes into your pants. I guess like

472
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: it can't stay on the underwear, so you.

473
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 3: Just have poop cheeks.

474
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 6: We're still working on the science, but no matter.

475
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: This is the most engaged Cred has been the entire

476
00:23:52,680 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: fucking episode, like she's been like the whole time. Kevin,

477
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: just like.

478
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 7: Duty Free steers us hold on, you're getting intimate on

479
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 7: Valentine's Day. Time is stripped nude. You look down boxers,

480
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 7: undies clean as a whistle. You look over at your lover,

481
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 7: big not of approval. I'm so proud of you.

482
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 4: So your lover inspects your undies before you, guys make love.

483
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 1: That's what we're learning.

484
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Speaker 7: Well before it was kind of hard to not acknowledge.

485
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Speaker 7: Now thanks to Duty Free.

486
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 3: It's called duty free.

487
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: It's going to be tough to promote airport free. Yeah,

488
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: this is primarily an airport play.

489
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,919
Speaker 7: Well, I don't want to it's not for sale.

490
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: It's okay, But which shark would you work with? Jeff Foxworthy? Yes,

491
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: gotta be right me and j F If you are

492
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: in Kevin's underwear at the end of the day, you

493
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: might be a skip mark.

494
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: My god, and that.

495
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: This, unfortunately is the show is before.

496
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 7: I gotta collab lineup with Jeff.

497
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: We got tour dates.

498
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 6: Sorry, Hayes, we're going to Miami.

499
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 1: If no matter how much Kevin wives, you don't seem

500
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: to leave, you might be if Kevin's lover is expect

501
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: to get his underwear and looking you square in the face.

502
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: Fox Worthy told Kevin that he was taking this underwear

503
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 2: to my hammis.

504
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 3: How what are they boxers or briefs?

505
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: They could be both?

506
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 3: And do you make them?

507
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to rock your world. Do you know they've

508
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: made those? Combine those into a single prom.

509
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 3: A box of brief Yes, yeah, it's amazing.

510
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: Just happened.

511
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 3: Wow.

512
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's like when you ask that question now,

513
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: it's like.

514
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 3: A box of brief Yeah. Yeah.

515
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 2: Kevin thinks that's why it's called a briefcase, because you

516
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: when when like when last time we went on tour

517
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 2: quite a while ago, I was like what, like what

518
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 2: why do you have so many briefcases? Like what's in there?

519
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 2: It's like what do you what do you mean? Yeah,

520
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: it's a briefcase, Like what do you mean? What's in it?

521
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 7: Well, people were noticing my underwear on that tour too,

522
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 7: because the way I used to go to the bathroom.

523
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: And well again Kevin and become entirely nude.

524
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 3: What do you mean the way that you used to

525
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 3: go to the bath through?

526
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: He's telling us he's a urinal.

527
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: In the airport, Kevin brings a coat hanger to hang

528
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 2: into the bathroom to hang up his pants and underwear.

529
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: He takes off it. He takes off his shoes, takes

530
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: off his socks, but the socks in the shoes, leaves

531
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 2: his T shirt on. He holds his.

532
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: Wallet in the toe of the shoe as well, and

533
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 1: put the sock behind it and go, No, one's going

534
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: to see this.

535
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that that's good to do.

536
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: I'd say, I guess, but I don't know why. Like

537
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 1: stands with the urine, holds his T shirt under his chin,

538
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: pants on the hangar, so.

539
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 3: He like he's pulling his T shirt up and holding

540
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 3: it hold.

541
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 2: Under his chin so it doesn't fall down into this

542
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 2: and get pee all over. No, it's like it's not

543
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 2: going to fall in. He's still is the shirt it's

544
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 2: long enough.

545
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a really really long Rosta Bart Simpson shirt.

546
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: What what Bart Simson?

547
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: Bart Simpson, But with like a rosta wigh that's what

548
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: he would wear for travel. Travel, that's like Kevin's travel.

549
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 7: That makes the issue I have is I try to

550
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 7: put my hand on the wall to hold I see

551
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 7: you guys do that.

552
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 2: That look cool.

553
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 6: But whenever I put my hand on the wall, have.

554
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 2: Not seen me do that?

555
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: It says, don't have a kowman? It says, what don't

556
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: have a kow moan.

557
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: The shirt?

558
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 2: It's Rosta you like you don't know Bob Art's on

559
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 2: the show. You don't know Rosta Bart Simpson. You don't

560
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 2: even know what he says.

561
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 4: I don't even I still do not know what the

562
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 4: first show is.

563
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: Why did you bring up how to with John Wilson again?

564
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 4: Because Hayes's ears are so far back and his are

565
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 4: far back.

566
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 3: Yours are far back.

567
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 2: But his are far back as well. I can't imagine

568
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 2: why else.

569
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 4: You would bring it out, because you're using gravity to

570
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 4: pull them forward. And it made me think about the

571
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: guy that wanted to regrow his foreskin and he connects

572
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 4: little clamps to the skin around the head of his

573
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 4: penis and pulls them down with little weights to regrow

574
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 4: it back.

575
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: I never thought I would miss Kevin skid Mark conversation.

576
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: But here we are, and this is how you wanted

577
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: to start the show. This was early I can't believe

578
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: I doubled back for it.

579
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 7: My multitasking issue is wh I put my hands on

580
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 7: the urinal. I forgive me both hands.

581
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 4: You're using both hands to lean so you're peeing like this,

582
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 4: holding down your really long bart Simpson Rosta with his chin,

583
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 4: with your chin.

584
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 7: But I'm a bad multitasker. So when I get both

585
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 7: hands up, I look up.

586
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 6: And then why do you look up?

587
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 2: I forgot I forgive that.

588
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: You're staring down. That's like bad urinal you need to watch.

589
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: So he kind of lose it down. Also, he's barefoot

590
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: and looks like he has no traction. Really he's never is.

591
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: This guy's never done it day or in his life.

592
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: So he's got this.

593
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: Very baby soft or palms of his feet.

594
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 3: He's kind of slipping around and well, especially.

595
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: Lotion to the guilt, yes, I mean the creams and stuff.

596
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: This guy applies.

597
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: Barely get through the airport and so both hands on

598
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: the urinal wall. He ends up kind of accidentally pushing

599
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: himself out, so his feet completely slip out from.

600
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 3: Under the back.

601
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: This is what happens to him one hundred percent of

602
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: the time on his way through security. I find a

603
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: big giant bottle of lotion, like a gallon lotion. They

604
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: go like, oh, should we just throw this out because

605
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: like you can't bring this on the plane. He goes, no, no,

606
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: I'll use it right now.

607
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 3: What kind of lotion, Kevin?

608
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it's got a like a moon and a

609
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: unicorn on the label, and then it's got some kind

610
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 1: of symbols that I have not seen, Like they're not

611
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: any kind of alphanumeric symbols I'm familiar with, but it

612
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: says something I don't know. He says that he like

613
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: orders it special. Do you want to talk about the

614
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: lotion at all?

615
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 6: The branding is Live Long Laugh, Long Life is Short.

616
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 3: What that's the name of the lotion is live long life.

617
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: Live long life, not life long.

618
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 3: Long laugh, Long Life is short lotion. Where do you

619
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 3: buy it?

620
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 2: I make it?

621
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

622
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 2: So anyway, he pushes himself out, his face hits the flusher,

623
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 2: which is lucky because then it's next destination is the

624
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: urinal on its on its way to the floor. But

625
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 2: it's lights out. We're not reaching like wherever we were

626
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: going to go on the plane with Miami. Yeah, well

627
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: they're not actually going to Miami.

628
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I mean it may be why he was

629
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: so eager to find a play on, like the duty

630
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: free shop that's so often where he comes to when

631
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: they're finally able to revive him, right, they're like pouring

632
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: like tax free whiskey out his face or something to

633
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: try to.

634
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 3: Get him to like smelling salts or can I.

635
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 6: Tell you a real story that happened to me at

636
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 6: the airport last week?

637
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 2: Kreta.

638
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got these new contacts. They're way thicker than

639
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 7: I used to. I rubbed my eye and the uber

640
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 7: uh oh, I think my contact fallout. Uber driver says,

641
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 7: we're here. Just a second. I can't find my contact.

642
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 7: I said, we're here, Okay, maybe it's still in my

643
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 7: eyes somewhere. I leave, go to the bathroom, can't find it. Scared,

644
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 7: I go through the terminal line.

645
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 6: Security says, what are you doing, sir? I realized I

646
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 6: didn't check my bag. I had to go all the

647
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 6: way back through the line.

648
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: Like this, our listeners is at home. Kevin is squinting

649
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: one eye.

650
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 2: Putting his index finger in his mouth for.

651
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: Then. What happened is that it or.

652
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: Pinkies in his nose?

653
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to put my other contact basically threw

654
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 7: it out useless to me.

655
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 3: So now you sit up. Both of your eyes are bad.

656
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 6: Both my eyes are bad.

657
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 7: Scrummaged through, had a scrummage through my bag?

658
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 6: Go through all my scrummage.

659
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 3: You had just scrummage.

660
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 6: I had a scrimmage through my bag.

661
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: I know, we all know shrumbage.

662
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 7: Come on, get out my glasses and then where my glasses?

663
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 7: To my bay's bridle shower? Humiliating looks like a do.

664
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: Your bay, oh your bay, your fiance.

665
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 6: My fiance's bridal shower.

666
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 7: I had no context.

667
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 3: What do you call your fiance your bay?

668
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: He just did not know.

669
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 3: That's really nice.

670
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 2: I like and so and he also he has another

671
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 2: term that he uses for a certain part of it

672
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: that's related to his aunties that he calls his bay area.

673
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, mm hmmm. And what is the Bay area?

674
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: I don't, I mean, you think I'd be like, what

675
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 2: is that.

676
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: I haven't asked him to get super specific because I'm

677
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Speaker 1: afraid I'll offer to like show me or something and

678
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: be like, you want to take a tour.

679
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 2: But it's just I think it's just good because it's

680
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 2: because it's just for the Bay area.

681
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: Is like just for there's a lot of great tech

682
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 1: coming out of the Bay Area. He'll say, yes, that's good.

683
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 2: The cost of living is getting out.

684
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well.

685
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 2: And the sour dough. I don't know what that's the

686
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: sour know what that's about. I have no idea what

687
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 2: it up there. That's what he says for me. A

688
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: boat tour of the rock?

689
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 3: Did you go?

690
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: No, I'm just I'm always trying to change the subject,

691
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: and he's always like doubling and tripling down about.

692
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 3: Oh, you're saying Keaven offered you a boat is.

693
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 1: Kevin said, yes?

694
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 3: Of his rock?

695
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: He said, he said, as long as you're as long

696
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: as you're so close to the Bay Area, you know,

697
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to be out on a little boat

698
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: tour of the rock, which I'm like, I don't like

699
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: we were here.

700
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, So have you seen that movie?

701
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

702
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 3: Okay?

703
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 2: Sorry?

704
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: What sorry? What was that? What just happened?

705
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 3: This was asking if you've ever seen the movie The

706
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: Rock Nicholas Cage.

707
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: Why did you think I had or think I hadn't.

708
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know.

709
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 2: It's just because like so this is kind of I'm

710
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 2: starting to piece some things together here. You used to

711
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 2: have a headgum podcast.

712
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, and the whole.

713
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: Story is like I'm no longer associated with headgum, right,

714
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 2: like like like this is like, this is the story

715
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 2: that we have been sold by you not having a

716
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 2: headgut podcast anymore. But I wonder if this is a

717
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: sort of spy who came in from the cold type

718
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: thing where you're like, oh no, it's okay. I'm not

719
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 2: a Headgum emissary. I'm a defectory and then you come

720
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: on our show because they're just looking for they're looking

721
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: for a reason to pull the plug on this thing.

722
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yes, Oh and you think I'm going

723
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 3: to be the reason.

724
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: I think the I think they sent you in here

725
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: to make me feel bad about my ears, make them

726
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: move even farther back than they already are. Get Kevin

727
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: all all like hot and bothered.

728
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: Make me question about the rock.

729
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 2: About his aunties in his Bay Area, Make Kevin makes

730
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 2: make make Sean not even be sure whether or not

731
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: he's seen the rock.

732
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: I thought yes, but then you said Nicholas Cage, and

733
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: I went, I don't know who that is.

734
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 3: Nicholas.

735
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: He played Bob.

736
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 3: I think I should go. This feels like you.

737
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: No, hostile, No, this is what it is. Right now,

738
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: We're like, no, please stay, We'll tell you more of

739
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: our secrets, right, and then it gets all fed straight

740
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 1: back to Headgum. By the way, finally sent Jake back

741
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: from New York. I wonder why must be a big

742
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: decision coming down, right, need all of leadership in lockstep

743
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: for this one. And it's just like so obvious, this

744
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: whole fucking dog and Pony show and the fact that

745
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: I didn't sniff it out all.

746
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: It was all building towards getting Heaven thinking about all

747
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 2: this different stuff, getting him to say eventually it's kg

748
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: Court do you want to hear a sea liiat bark.

749
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: The Well And by the way, obviously it's like I

750
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: don't want to say this, but he's asking if I

751
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: want to check out the gear Deli factory, So I mean, God,

752
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: it's not supposed to No, that is not what the

753
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: show was ever intended to be having you hear.

754
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 6: We were excited.

755
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 3: You want to tell me about fringe.

756
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fringe, fringe, outsidery, weirdo, this stuff, and you

757
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: know everyone over there. We want to get our show

758
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: into that conversation because we're doing it here and this

759
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: is not gonna be sustainable.

760
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 2: Yes, you go to French, it's it's and it's like

761
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: very freaky and crazy there, yes, and everyone but it's

762
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 2: like very free right, Like everyone is like feeding off

763
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 2: the artistic vibes and like and juggling and like wearing

764
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: like crazy makeup and stuff like that.

765
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: This is aminding me, just really quickly keep going. But Kevin,

766
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 1: can you go back through an erase the eighty eight

767
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: instances in past episodes where I called it the cringe

768
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: Festival Because I'm realizing that's going to negatively impact our

769
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: chances of getting in.

770
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 7: I'm gonna cut that out, and I'm gonna cut out

771
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,479
Speaker 7: me asking Greta if she can add me to close

772
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 7: friends on Instagram I heard changing the subject.

773
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 2: Can you also edit out where I called it the

774
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: the fringe worst of all because I thought, I guess

775
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 2: I thought someone said best of all. I guess I

776
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 2: misheard it as the best of all and I called

777
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 2: it the fringe worst of all. But we really do

778
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 2: have to get in this thing.

779
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 7: Do you want to think of Greta, I think I

780
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 7: am from a past episode.

781
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think this one's goal. I think I should.

782
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: That you've mentioned that.

783
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 2: You said that already. Do you not remember when you

784
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: just said that.

785
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: Oh, you know what she's talking about. Another one of

786
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: these quirky comedy shows. I think I should leave. I

787
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: got a kick out of that one. I haven't seen it,

788
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: but I've seen still images from it.

789
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 2: So what's the applicant you have to You have to

790
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 2: take a test. No, I do not test.

791
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's good news for me.

792
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 3: I mean, do you have like a do you have a.

793
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: Video or a tape of the show?

794
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, that you'd want to do.

795
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: We're making one now. They enjoy this episode.

796
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 3: Anything's possible.

797
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, why rule it out?

798
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 4: So then you need to submit your show and the description,

799
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 4: and you know, if i'm producer, I need to be there.

800
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: To kind of like explain it while they watch it

801
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 2: or listen to it.

802
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 3: You want to walk them through.

803
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 2: Like I just need to be able to like be

804
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 2: like I like stuff that I thought about later that

805
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: I wanted to say, so they know.

806
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 1: Like this will be better prepared, like when you come

807
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: to do it with us, and yes or whatever that

808
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: will be, it'll be a little tighter and we'll have

809
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: more Even this moment is something where I wish that

810
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: I could.

811
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: Like really, but then later he can be like, wouldn't

812
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 2: it be funny if I had said, like, whatever the

813
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: other thing is.

814
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: Well more, and then I'll have the rest of that sentence.

815
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, like while they're listening to it. So

816
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: it's like the same.

817
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: This is the process for folding the sword.

818
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 3: I mean, and I'm coming with you in this scenario.

819
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 2: To do the show and to show.

820
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: It to them, just like he have somebody that are

821
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: comfortable with because we kind of clam up around.

822
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 3: Did you see that?

823
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 2: It was a big yard? Don't come. Don't come to

824
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 2: the show if you're sick, if you're.

825
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: If you're yawning like that, you should really have a.

826
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: Did we learn nothing? Did we learn nothing? People are

827
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 2: very sick and they're still coming and doing the show.

828
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,240
Speaker 3: Have yond I should not have yonned.

829
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, the blue plague, because.

830
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 3: Why is it the blue pleg.

831
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 1: Sonic started it? Have you really if you really look

832
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: at the timeline.

833
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: Sound like the hedgehog set off COVID?

834
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: Well, what what was the biggest like communal event happening

835
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: immediately before we declared like a state of emergency in

836
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: this country due to the virus what was packing multiple

837
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: people and families.

838
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 2: But she didn't know because she's like the sort of

839
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: an indie sensibility here. She might not have seen one

840
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 2: of the best performing comedies of the last decade, which

841
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: is why it had.

842
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: Was it the play Hurly Burly? And it's like, no,

843
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 1: it wasn't the play. It was it was a big

844
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: tent pole film.

845
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: Which is why the body count was so high, and

846
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: that's why you're here with us today.

847
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: M Yeah, I guess it pays to be sort of

848
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: a freaky artist. Huh, I guess. So yeah.

849
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: So what did they say when when when you sent

850
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 2: them your show? Is it a video?

851
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: How did it go explaining it to them?

852
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 4: I thankfully had a producer that wanted to bring my

853
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 4: show out there, so.

854
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 2: I didn't what they say.

855
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 4: Kevin really excited about producers?

856
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 3: Do that like kevn in.

857
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 6: Okay, I have something to confess to you, guys. I

858
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,479
Speaker 6: forgot to ask Fringe if we could do the show.

859
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: Unbelievable, Okay, the producer.

860
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: So the show actually is good? Hear that? Gotta I do.

861
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 3: Someone just forgot to submit it.

862
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: Yes, So what would you do if your producer had

863
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: forgotten to submit it?

864
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 2: Who's that.

865
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 4: I would be really upset, but thankfully I would never

866
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 4: work with someone who forgot.

867
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 2: Who's your producer?

868
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 3: I think I'll just keep that oay, okay, you can

869
00:44:55,360 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 3: find it on my Instagram where in bios Instagram? Well

870
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 3: on like the flyers you got a link tree?

871
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't Okay, good luck, Kevin.

872
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: Can you go back and cut?

873
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 3: Thanks?

874
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 2: When I called it the eating burg Fridge Festival, I

875
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 2: don't know exactly what I when I met when you

876
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 2: said eating Burg, eating burg fridge festival, eating burg fridge, Yeah,

877
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 2: because like they like because I guess that they had

878
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 2: like have food there.

879
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 5: Yeah.

880
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. Can you cut when I called it the Bjornborg

881
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: Fudge Festival because that has nothing to do.

882
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a.

883
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 3: Fudge yes.

884
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: Bornborg is a tennis player I know was Yeah, fire

885
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: and ice, huh. I don't think you.

886
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 4: Really like tennis, don't I do? It's my favorite sport.

887
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: I've never seen you out.

888
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 2: There, and he would have mentioned it to me. He

889
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 2: has not even mentioned even once that he saw you

890
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 2: out there at tennis. Has not seen you at tennis

891
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 2: even one time.

892
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

893
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 4: Look, if you haven't seen me must be true.

894
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 2: Maybe you're so fast out there. I'm sort of wondering

895
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 2: if you're so fast that they can't even see.

896
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, gotta go fast.

897
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

898
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: Well, it's been so great having you here. I know

899
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: you want to stick around, but we should probably wrap

900
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: it up soon. Is there any other products you want

901
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: to pitch to the Sharks while you're while we have you?

902
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 3: When is this coming out?

903
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 6: That fact?

904
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 1: It's a time to effect.

905
00:46:59,400 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: You want to know?

906
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, because immediately when is this coming out?

907
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 1: That's we have a producer who forgets to tell anyone anything,

908
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: but that is who decides. We don't really make those calls.

909
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 6: I think Tuesday.

910
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 3: Okay is a product not connects me.

911
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.

912
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 3: People should come and see me live aware. Do you

913
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 3: see what I did there?

914
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah it did?

915
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: But I was what I was. You were aware of

916
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: some disaster that was going to occur between now and

917
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: a specific date. But you're talking selling like really the Sharks.

918
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 4: Sharks on in front of Sharks On March third, I'm

919
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 4: going to be doing two shows at Largo in Los Angeles,

920
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 4: and you should come and invest in me by coming

921
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 4: both on the third two.

922
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 2: On March third, you accidentally booked two shows at the

923
00:47:53,800 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 2: same time at the same theater. Yeah, wow, early show.

924
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: Give me one teeny taste of the show, just even

925
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: a sentence from the show.

926
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's one part?

927
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 4: And I'm like, okay, I got it.

928
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 2: What's the show called?

929
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the show called.

930
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna be It's it's for this movie

931
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 4: that I'm in called Problemist.

932
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,479
Speaker 2: What's the show name?

933
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: Just seen a post about this? Yeah, I've just seen it.

934
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 3: Someone posted Juleo Taurus it's his movie.

935
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: No, it was someone else posted me. No, it was

936
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: someone else, And that lets you know this thing's getting

937
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,439
Speaker 1: out there.

938
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

939
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 2: And the show is the same name as the movie.

940
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 2: But it's not, but it's different. It's not the movie,

941
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 2: or is the movie.

942
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 3: It's people from the movie performing on.

943
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 2: This show and they use the same name. Again.

944
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was small. That's why that.

945
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you're the title man. Bye Bye, Hollywood,

946
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,280
Speaker 2: Hamburg