Speaker 1: Who's that man in my he's roun Hey. This is
Speaker 1: Carolina welcoming you to another episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast.
Speaker 1: So Ron is here, Um, but he's been on hold
Speaker 1: with customer support with his phone company for got a
Speaker 1: few hours now and he's actually finally got someone on
Speaker 1: the line, but we had to start recording. We only
Speaker 1: have so much studio time and um okay. Ron doesn't
Speaker 1: want to hang up and start the process all over again,
Speaker 1: which I'm sure you all understand how frustrating that can
Speaker 1: be to be stuck on a customer service call. So um,
Speaker 1: let's be patient, you and I and I'm sure Ron
Speaker 1: will be right with us whenever he can. No, no,
Speaker 1: we already added the unlimited data plan. Ah no, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I'm not frustrated with you. I'm frustrated with the situation. Please.
Speaker 1: I understand you have a tough job. You need the
Speaker 1: serial number again, you're kidding? Okay, Well, now I have
Speaker 1: the tough job because I'm talking to an idiot. I
Speaker 1: take it back, man, Please please don't hang out, Okay.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, today's episode is on animal sanctuaries and
Speaker 1: how they've dealt with the pandemic. We've got some very
Speaker 1: uplifting and heart unlimited five l data plan. No, I
Speaker 1: don't need the Platinum plan for an additional five run run.
Speaker 1: How much longer do you think I've already got unlimited data.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in adding a streaming service. I mean
Speaker 1: there's too many options to watch. Oh really, they have
Speaker 1: all the episodes of the Love Boat. Hold on, Carolina,
Speaker 1: this streaming service that comes with my phone has all
Speaker 1: the episodes of the Love Boat. Did you ever watch
Speaker 1: the Love Boat? Sure? Yeah? Have you seen every episode?
Speaker 1: I haven't. No, I watched it pretty regularly, but I
Speaker 1: I might have missed some episodes. Plus I haven't seen
Speaker 1: it in years. Carolina, this is urgent, so pause the recording.
Speaker 1: And I mean it when I say this is life
Speaker 1: or death. I don't let me ask you this question.
Speaker 1: Should I spend the extra five dollars for a streaming
Speaker 1: service that has all the episodes of the Love Boat?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's record our episode. This is it's
Speaker 1: really up to you. Wait wait, hold on, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm still here. Okay, look lady, I just want a
Speaker 1: phone that works. Okay, I've been on hold for literally
Speaker 1: four hours and fifty seven minutes. Now you're throwing this
Speaker 1: every episode of the Love Boat thing at me, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to consult my friend Carolina on what to
Speaker 1: do here, like like it's it's nice to know they're available,
Speaker 1: but am I really going to watch every episode? No,
Speaker 1: let's move on. The priority is having a working phone. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you for understanding. I'm sorry, what did you say
Speaker 1: your name was? Again? Thank you, Brita. Okay, Um, Hopefully
Speaker 1: Ron will make a decision. It seems like it's a
Speaker 1: really difficult one. I don't know why. But in the meantime,
Speaker 1: we have an uplifting story about a koala named Joe
Speaker 1: Joe who missed his human friends during Before we finalize this,
Speaker 1: do any other streaming services come for an additional five dollars?
Speaker 1: Can you keep your voice down? Look, you sold me
Speaker 1: on the one with the Love Boat episodes. I've thought
Speaker 1: it over and that's an absolute must. I already feel
Speaker 1: more comfortable knowing I'll have access to every episode of
Speaker 1: the Love Boat. Yes, it was a fun show. I
Speaker 1: do remember that. One. What I'm asking is, in terms
Speaker 1: of streaming service, are there any how do I put
Speaker 1: this of an adult nature? Because if there are, I
Speaker 1: will pay for that. What Okay, So no on adult
Speaker 1: themed Okay, just to be clear, you know I'm talking
Speaker 1: about ladies and fellows doing what comes naturally. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she knows what you mean. Aline, I'm talking to her.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but so you don't offer that, no,
Speaker 1: no problem. Just give me the unlimited five G Gold
Speaker 1: data plan and the service that gives me. Carolina, I
Speaker 1: am almost done. I got the channel with the love boat.
Speaker 1: Heard great. Let's celebrate after we record today's show. Um,
Speaker 1: you ready, I'm gonna kick you at yeah, yeah, just
Speaker 1: just one more second. I'm sorry, I just want to
Speaker 1: close this while I still have this person on the phone.
Speaker 1: You get the wrong customer service person and you have
Speaker 1: to start all over. So thanks, Carolina, You're a champ.
Speaker 1: You know. I was actually really excited about this episode
Speaker 1: because Ron and I were talking and I brought up
Speaker 1: the question, Hey, I wonder if the animals at the
Speaker 1: zoo were happy because there were less people around during
Speaker 1: the pandemic, or if they missed the company of daily
Speaker 1: zoo visitors, And he actually got teary eyed thinking about
Speaker 1: the animals missing quote unquote an audience to perform for
Speaker 1: and I actually thought that was very sensitive and adorable.
Speaker 1: So Carolina, I'm almost done here. You could just quiet down.
Speaker 1: We're almost done. Go hide in the bathroom if you must.
Speaker 1: You called me a champ just like five seconds ago.
Speaker 1: That was the love boat talking. I forgot. I still
Speaker 1: had to activate my phone. I I swear I did
Speaker 1: not think I'd be on the phone this long. But
Speaker 1: I'm getting a much better plan. I totally get it, honestly,
Speaker 1: it's just we really do have a limited Sabrina. I'm here.
Speaker 1: Sorry for the disturbance. Now we're settled on the unlimited
Speaker 1: data five G Gold plan. As you know, guys, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of podcasts and Ron has a very
Speaker 1: busy schedule and I'm actually, you don't believe it or not,
Speaker 1: I'm busy sometimes so finding time for us to really
Speaker 1: sit down. What else do you need from me, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: I can't remember my authorization pin code. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think my mother had a maiden name. Hold on one second, Carolina,
Speaker 1: do you know my authorization pin code? Um? I think
Speaker 1: it's Ron one to three four. And I know this
Speaker 1: isn't the time, but you really need to change it.
Speaker 1: It should be something more complicated, Brina. Try Ron. That's
Speaker 1: not it, Carolina, it's not Ron. Yeah. Do you have
Speaker 1: any idea what my authorization pin code could be? I
Speaker 1: know sometimes you've used eight zero zero eight five because
Speaker 1: it's spells boobs on a calculator, good memory, Carolina, Hey, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: try eight zero zero eight five it's spells. Oh you
Speaker 1: know that joke too, Yes, I see right, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm truly lost on what my authorization pin code could be. Then,
Speaker 1: just to try to sneak in some of our planned episode, UM,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell a story about a zoologist named
Speaker 1: Gary who works at a giraffe sanctuary and um, he
Speaker 1: really stuck his neck out for his giraffe friends. I Um,
Speaker 1: I wrote that, Sabrina, I'm in a real bind here.
Speaker 1: Is there is there another way for me to prove
Speaker 1: my identity? Hold on, this is going to sound crazy,
Speaker 1: but you see my name on the account is Ronald Burgundy.
Speaker 1: Maybe this will help you verify who I am. This
Speaker 1: is ron Burgundy, you stay classy, Yes, exactly, Sabrina, this
Speaker 1: is the real ron Burgundy. Well, thank you, Sabrina. I
Speaker 1: am a fan of yours as well, because you're helping
Speaker 1: me to get my new phone set up, not to
Speaker 1: mention the love Boat episodes on that streaming, Sir, can
Speaker 1: we move on from the love Boat? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. This could be someone doing
Speaker 1: a very good impression of Ron Burgundy. I appreciate you
Speaker 1: wanting to protect my security. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I can't, for the life of me remember my authorization Pincoat.
Speaker 1: Carolina over here doesn't remember it either. Wait, wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: what about this? Hey, Carolina, can you do me a
Speaker 1: favor and talk to Sabrina here from Customer Care and
Speaker 1: tell her that I am in act the real round Brignady.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if that's going to even
Speaker 1: help the situation. I've been five hours. I've been dealing
Speaker 1: with this for five hours. Okay, Okay, I know how
Speaker 1: frustrating this can be. I mean, I've said that I
Speaker 1: just had to deal with my cable company, So thank you.
Speaker 1: I really just want to wrap this up and do
Speaker 1: the episode about dog fights that we had. You know,
Speaker 1: we're not doing your episode about exposing dog fighting rings.
Speaker 1: We're doing heartwarming stories about zoologist. Just talk to Sabrina
Speaker 1: and vouch for who I am. Thank you, hand this
Speaker 1: over to you. Hi, Sabrina, my name is Carolina. I
Speaker 1: can assure you this is really round Burgundy calling. I
Speaker 1: know it. Yeah, I understand. No, I understand. Okay, Ron,
Speaker 1: she needs to speak with you, Sabrina. How we doing?
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Sabrina, she vouched for me. Isn't
Speaker 1: that good enough? I see? Yeah? Yes, uh huh right,
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good Wait. The authorization code is for
Speaker 1: my protections. So Ron did want to do an episode
Speaker 1: on dog fighting, and as a dog lover, I think
Speaker 1: he was quite upset about it and wanted, in his words,
Speaker 1: to quote rescue some bitches, and he seemed adamant about
Speaker 1: taking down some guy named Bleacher. I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It is entirely possible someone could call the phone company,
Speaker 1: do a convincing Round Burgundy impression and then get access
Speaker 1: to sensitive information. No, I've read all about it. It's
Speaker 1: called social engineering. Oh, you've been trained in how to
Speaker 1: deal with it, Sabrina. As frustrating as this situation is,
Speaker 1: I can tell that you do know a thing or doing,
Speaker 1: and I like that You're a no bologne, no nonsense,
Speaker 1: real life working lady making a cool seventy five to
Speaker 1: my dollar. Can I just interject, I'm so sorry, but again,
Speaker 1: limited studio time, Ron, Carolina, give me a second. Sabrina
Speaker 1: from Customer Care has been an angel. Yes, you, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: It took me five hours of being transferred from different departments. Carolina.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when I was talking to Brad? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys missed that. Actually earlier Ron was on the
Speaker 1: phone with Brad from Customer Service and he wasn't great.
Speaker 1: He wasn't if so, And if we hang up now,
Speaker 1: there's a chance I'll end up back on the phone
Speaker 1: with a Brad. And with all due respect to Brad,
Speaker 1: he's a horror show. What's what's that? Sabrina? Ha ha ha
Speaker 1: ha really wow, oh my god. Let me tell Carolina. Carolina,
Speaker 1: get this. Sabrina knows the Brad we're talking about. Oh,
Speaker 1: they work in the same call center. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: brings a thermis with him to work every day, labeled
Speaker 1: Brad's thermist. That's kind of normal, right, Sabrina. Have you
Speaker 1: ever tried to look in the thermis to see what's
Speaker 1: in it? Really, Carolina, in Brad's thermis every day, guess
Speaker 1: what it is? I don't. It's corn chowder. That's fascinating, Ron,
Speaker 1: But we have an episode. Wait, so, Sabrina, he never
Speaker 1: changes it up. I mean, I like corn chowder, but
Speaker 1: I don't think I could eat it every day. All right,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. He is a horror show, like
Speaker 1: one of my favorite horror movies, The Thing or the Blah. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: Sometimes there are security questions they can ask you so
Speaker 1: you can reset your pen. Hold on, I can't deal
Speaker 1: with two people talking at once, Sabrina. Oh please, I
Speaker 1: want to know more about Brad. My god, I'm collapsing
Speaker 1: under the pressure. Just see if they have any more
Speaker 1: security questions to reset your pen. I know you don't
Speaker 1: think your mom had a maiden name, but maybe there are. Okay,
Speaker 1: got it, Sabrina. Hey, this is she knows it's you. Sabrina.
Speaker 1: Do you have security questions? You can ask me to
Speaker 1: reset my pen? You do? She does? Great? Why didn't
Speaker 1: you just tell me that you guys are talking about
Speaker 1: corn showder and Brad. Hey does Brad smell like corn jowder?
Speaker 1: Of course he does. Anyway, if you give me those
Speaker 1: security questions, I might be able to answer them. Okay,
Speaker 1: when Ron wraps us up. Let's just skip the draft
Speaker 1: and the quality. We can actually, you know, there's a
Speaker 1: cute story about a spider monkey named Phillis who is
Speaker 1: a dead ringer for the comedian Phyllis Diller. It's a
Speaker 1: human interest story and we have pictures will linked to
Speaker 1: you on our website. Okay, what city did I have
Speaker 1: my first kissing? We don't need to hear this. That's
Speaker 1: a security question and I answered it. No, I do
Speaker 1: know it. It's just awfully personally, I can't believe you
Speaker 1: even ask that as a company, Carolina. They're asking me
Speaker 1: to kiss and tell here, and I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: the gentlemanly thing to do is. They just need to
Speaker 1: know the city, not the intimate details of the kiss. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that seems on the up and up, then, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: are we talking about a friendly kiss on the lips
Speaker 1: or like full on french ing? We don't need to know.
Speaker 1: I'm asking because they happened in different cities, so the
Speaker 1: answers would be different, right, So full on French ng
Speaker 1: and twerp Belgium A N T W E r P. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: So just one final question in the meantime back to
Speaker 1: the spider monkey named phyllis right. Final security question? Oh, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: that's an easy one. Carolina C A R O L
Speaker 1: I N A. What was the security question? I was
Speaker 1: the answer to Carolina, Please, this is almost done. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hope it is? What No, no, no, not you, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: I was talking to the aforementioned Carolina. Yes, that's why
Speaker 1: I said it as a security question to ask. It's
Speaker 1: something I could never forget. What is it? So? Are
Speaker 1: you convinced finally the this is the real ron Burger
Speaker 1: you're speaking to terrific? Okay, so let's set up the
Speaker 1: unlimited five G GOL data plan. Oh and don't forget
Speaker 1: I do want the love Boat episodes on that streaming.
Speaker 1: No one will ever forget that. I'm sorry, I really
Speaker 1: want to get back to what my security question was, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: Of course I have a major credit card. I have
Speaker 1: many of them. What are you looking for? A master
Speaker 1: charge diners club? Okay, Well, here's the thing. I'm recording
Speaker 1: a podcast right now, so I'm gonna have to ask
Speaker 1: you to hold on before I give you the number.
Speaker 1: You're barely recording a podcast. One second, Hey, Carolina, can
Speaker 1: you do me a favorite. What favorite you mean? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm about to give Sabrina my credit card number, and
Speaker 1: I want you to make sure they bleep out my
Speaker 1: credit card number from this podcast. Yeah, they can edit
Speaker 1: it out, Ron, It's no problem, I swear. Okay, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: my card number is I'm sorry, let me let me
Speaker 1: give that to you again. These numbers are a little
Speaker 1: hard to read, okay, expiration data is okay. What's a
Speaker 1: CVV code? Oh? Yeah, there it is. I never noticed
Speaker 1: that before. Hey, Carolina, did you know about the three
Speaker 1: digit code on the back of the Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: for extra protection. Oh I never noticed it. How have
Speaker 1: you ever bought anything without using the three digit code
Speaker 1: on you know what? I don't want to know. I've
Speaker 1: never noticed it and it's ever been an issue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the number is. Thank you, Sabrina. Carolina. Make sure they
Speaker 1: beat out all of my sensitive credit card information, of course,
Speaker 1: And if I noticed any suspicious charges from and Taylor
Speaker 1: Loft on my car, I'm not going to steal your
Speaker 1: card and go to Ann Taylor. I don't only shop
Speaker 1: at Anne Taylor. No sensible black pants, no machine washable cardigans,
Speaker 1: no fun mom shirt that says sunshine on it. No wedges,
Speaker 1: I'm serious. Wait wait, hold on, hold on, Sabrina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still here. What do you mean the car didn't
Speaker 1: go through? Oh you know what, that one's on ron
Speaker 1: I forgot I max that card out buying an air
Speaker 1: hockey table run okay to our listeners, we are running
Speaker 1: out of time. I don't have the chance to cover
Speaker 1: any of them, the spider story, but we do have
Speaker 1: one last terrific story coming up about some penguins who
Speaker 1: only waddle while listening to music by Edge Shearing. How
Speaker 1: many children's stories did you write down nice animal stories?
Speaker 1: Because here's the deal. Our audience isn't a bunch of
Speaker 1: toddlers who are going down for a nap after snack dime.
Speaker 1: Their men and women with passions, their presidents and dignitaries
Speaker 1: who respect journalism and they need important Yes, still here, Sabrina. No,
Speaker 1: it's a really cool air hockey table. Do you play
Speaker 1: air hockey? Really? I'm guessing that Sabrina plays air hockey. Yes,
Speaker 1: yes she does. I had no idea they had championship
Speaker 1: air hockey competitions. That's fascinating. Hold on, I want to
Speaker 1: I want to hear more about this, but let me
Speaker 1: give you another card first, Carolina, make sure they bleep
Speaker 1: out my card info. Please, what do you think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do? Also, did you know there was Championship air Hockey? No,
Speaker 1: we should do an episode about that, you know what, Ron,
Speaker 1: I would be thrilled to do any episode as soon
Speaker 1: as you're off the phone. Okay, Sabrina, it's a home
Speaker 1: Shop network card, but I think it will work right.
Speaker 1: The number is Okay, We're going to take a break
Speaker 1: and when we get back, hopefully Ron will be finished
Speaker 1: with the phone company and we can do the actual podcast,
Speaker 1: which would be really really exciting. Bear with us, folks,
Speaker 1: Please welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I'm Ron Burgundy,
Speaker 1: and with me as always is my co host Carolina. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're mid episode. Yes, that's that's typically what i'd say
Speaker 1: while opening a segment on my podcast, Sabrina. But I
Speaker 1: want to finish up with this transaction with you and
Speaker 1: get my new phone up and ready. So Ron is
Speaker 1: still on the phone with Sabrina from Customer Care. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me ask you, Sabrina. Can I choose my
Speaker 1: phone number? Can you make it spell out something fun
Speaker 1: like area code and then the corresponding numbers to spell
Speaker 1: out cool ron. Oh that that number is already taken.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me by who? Oh? It's an unlisted number.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of frustrating because there's no way for
Speaker 1: me to know if that ron is cool or not.
Speaker 1: I just think the numbers should go to the coolest ron,
Speaker 1: and I have a gut feeling I'm cooler than the
Speaker 1: ron who has it, Sabrina, I go with my gut.
Speaker 1: You should go with my gun. I'm sorry. It's not
Speaker 1: like a license plate. You can't get like a customized
Speaker 1: cool phone number. And I thought we were going to
Speaker 1: be finished soon so we could do the show. Hold
Speaker 1: on just a second, Sabrina. Remember the answer to my
Speaker 1: third security question? Yeah, guess what she's doing right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's why I chose her to be my security questions Carolina.
Speaker 1: I'm almost done. I promise, thank you for your patients.
Speaker 1: I'm not patient right now. I just want to see
Speaker 1: if I can get my phone number to spell out
Speaker 1: cool ron. I'm so sorry. I need to know what
Speaker 1: is your security question that i'm the answer for. It
Speaker 1: doesn't have to do with body hair, so it does
Speaker 1: and it doesn't have to do with your arms, back,
Speaker 1: legs or mustachio. No, that's very rude, Sabrina. If I
Speaker 1: have the chance to get a fun phone number that
Speaker 1: spells out cool Ron, then this is a one in
Speaker 1: a million opportunity to really submit my reputation. I think,
Speaker 1: Sabrina already told you the number cool run is unavailable.
Speaker 1: That's just what I'm gathering. So someone else has it.
Speaker 1: I know that, But do they deserve it? Maybe if
Speaker 1: I contact that person, they'll go, whoa Ron Burgerty, You're
Speaker 1: a cooler than me and you deserve to have that
Speaker 1: phone number. With my apologies, we have to at least try.
Speaker 1: We have a podcast to do. Sorry, Caroline, I'm going
Speaker 1: for it. This is a once in a lifetime shot.
Speaker 1: This is life of Days. No, I don't know why
Speaker 1: you keep saying that. You said that about getting the
Speaker 1: love Boat stream or subscription. Yes, today has been intense,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, just please we have very limited studio time.
Speaker 1: I know I keep saying that, but it's I don't
Speaker 1: know what this episode is, Sabrina, are you there? Would
Speaker 1: you mind if I called the person who has the
Speaker 1: phone number cool ron and explain the situation and see
Speaker 1: if maybe I can work this out. Really. Thank you, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: Listen after this, because I know you're gonna ask. I
Speaker 1: would be happy to take a brief survey about my
Speaker 1: customer service experience with you. It's been fantastic. It hasn't
Speaker 1: been great. You're a true jem. Also, I want to
Speaker 1: hear more about you being a championship air hockey player.
Speaker 1: We don't have the time, Carolina. Can I use your
Speaker 1: phone for a second? Okay, but I don't have a
Speaker 1: hairy back and I don't have a mustache or Look,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make a quick call to cool Run
Speaker 1: and see if I can broke her a deal. Here,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing this home, Carolina. I'm this close. I know
Speaker 1: it's been five hours, but we're making this happen. Whatever here,
Speaker 1: just make your dumb call. Hello. Hey, this is Ron Burgerdy. Yes,
Speaker 1: the broadcasting legend. I understand. I'm speaking to another cool Run.
Speaker 1: May I ask what your last name is? Really? Okay?
Speaker 1: I see, Well, I was gonna ask you if I
Speaker 1: could of the number cool Ron, but obviously that is
Speaker 1: not going to happen. Sorry to bother you. Huge fan
Speaker 1: by the way, take care. So who answered the phone?
Speaker 1: Who's the other Ron? Hey, Sabrina, Yeah, can you talk
Speaker 1: to me too? It turns out the phone number that
Speaker 1: spells out cool Ron belongs to Ronnie Wood from the
Speaker 1: Rolling Stone. Oh my god, I know. Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the high road here. There's there's no
Speaker 1: way I can beat a member of the Rolling Stones
Speaker 1: for the phone number that spells out cool Ron. So
Speaker 1: technically he goes by Ronnie Wood. But that's that's splitting hairs. No, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: he gets the phone number cool Ron, fair and square.
Speaker 1: That's very generous of you. Okay, So I believe Ron
Speaker 1: is finished with Sabrina and the cool Ron phone number
Speaker 1: didn't work out. But that's okay because what did work
Speaker 1: out for some bunnies in Florida is going to melt
Speaker 1: your heart. I don't why am I still even trying
Speaker 1: to do this. We're not going to get to the bunny.
Speaker 1: We didn't get to see any of the other animals.
Speaker 1: I'm going crazy. I don't, Sabrina. Are we set up
Speaker 1: with my unlimited five g GOL data plan plus love
Speaker 1: boat channel thing? Great? Okay, we're all set? Then there
Speaker 1: we go. Oh my god, Ron is all set we
Speaker 1: are going to recall me more about this professional air
Speaker 1: hockey league. How good do you have to be to
Speaker 1: get in? All right, We're going to be right back
Speaker 1: after this. I'm so sorry, Sabrina. You are something else.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Carolina, get this. I am talking
Speaker 1: to the Numbers seven air hockey champion in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: You know I think about this. I was just calling
Speaker 1: to set up my cell phone. But Sabrina here is
Speaker 1: amazing great. I'm so happy for you. What's that, Sabrina?
Speaker 1: To be honest, I don't get out to Scratton very much,
Speaker 1: but talking to you today, it sounds like maybe I
Speaker 1: should make a special trip. Would you be up for that?
Speaker 1: Are you asking your customer care representative to go on
Speaker 1: a date with you? Carolina? Be cool? I am, Sabrina
Speaker 1: and I are just good friends. You are, yeah? I mean,
Speaker 1: who knows what it might turn into, But don't put
Speaker 1: pressure on the situation anyway. I'll be done in a second.
Speaker 1: Then we can do our dog fighting expose. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about the bunnies. No, wait, tell you what.
Speaker 1: We should get Sabrina on a plane and interview her.
Speaker 1: Better yet, I'll fly out to Scratton and I'll do
Speaker 1: the show with her. Sabrina, are you are you there still?
Speaker 1: Would you be up for that? You want to be
Speaker 1: a guest on the Ron Burgundy podcast? Perfect? I think?
Speaker 1: Talk about that? Well, do me a favor and check
Speaker 1: if there's any direct flights to Scratton or if I
Speaker 1: need to change planes in Philadelphia. Also, how long a
Speaker 1: drive it is? I just I want to co ho
Speaker 1: this podcast right now, not be your travel agent. And no,
Speaker 1: you're a team player. Listen to Sabrina, I gotta run.
Speaker 1: You have my number, text me yours right now and
Speaker 1: we'll work out the details. Yep, got it. Hey, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: you're you're not going to call up cool Ron and
Speaker 1: bail on me, are you? No? No? I was just kidding.
Speaker 1: Well again, this has been a pleasure. Not really. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go do the podcast, but thanks so much for
Speaker 1: your help today. Very excited about the unlimited five G
Speaker 1: gold plan and we'll talk soon. Okay, bye, Sabrina. Hey,
Speaker 1: you can't spell best without Sabrina. Remember that? Okay, you
Speaker 1: take care. No, you can spell best without Sabrina. Actually
Speaker 1: it's only the letter B that is similar. All set?
Speaker 1: Are you good? Sorry about that. It's it's just once
Speaker 1: you get someone on the phone after going through all
Speaker 1: those automated customer service menus, you don't want to lose them.
Speaker 1: And so I apologize and hey, I feel energized. Let's
Speaker 1: do the show. Um really okay, I think we have
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes left. Um, here we go. So it's
Speaker 1: not just humans who went through a roller coaster of
Speaker 1: emotions in so have many animals at the zoo who
Speaker 1: used to be visited by millions across the country. But sorry,
Speaker 1: let me let me just grab that I have to
Speaker 1: leave a five star review for Sabrina. Oh hi Brad,
Speaker 1: Oh my god.