1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: Uh am, I they hold for calling the cops on 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: my sister after she snuck shellfish in my food. I mean, 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: what if it If you're allergic, that would be bad. 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: Probably what has happened here? Like Riley, but this kinds 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: from Rude Disaster sixteen fifty eight, who says, I've posted 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: this in other subs, but it keeps getting removed, so 7 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 1: I'll try it one last time. I twenty one female, 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 1: and my sister twenty three female, have never had any 9 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: issues until last week. She and her husband, twenty three male, 10 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: had invited me over for lunch, which is normal for us. 11 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: I have a severe shellfish allergy. Even touching it makes 12 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: me extremely itchy. And my sister is completely aware of 13 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: this and has been since we were children. When I 14 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: got to their house, she said that food was already 15 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 1: finished in the fridge. She claimed that it was just 16 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: a tuna pasta and yes, I can't eat tuna as 17 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: many other fish. Just nothing with a shell. So weird, 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: that's a shell, yeah, thing that makes I feel like 19 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: that's that's weird. I feel like I feel like So 20 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: I was like, what do you think about? How much 21 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 1: money do you make? Like it's a very invasive, like 22 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: TikTok man on the street at her Yeah, you agree, 23 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 1: my god. After she finished cleaning up, we had a 24 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: short conversation about what's been happening in our lives since 25 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: it's been a while since we'd seen each other. I 26 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: get a strange feeling from her, but just brushed it 27 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: off as I was extremely tired that day. She grabbed 28 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: the food out of the fridge and served it for me, 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: giving me a small bowl in case I don't like it. 30 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: I couldn't smell much of it, and from what I 31 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: could smell, I just assumed it was fish. But when 32 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: I took a bite, I almost immediately felt my throat burning. 33 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: I was coughing and grabbing my throat, and her husband 34 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: kept asking me if I was choking. No shit, yeah, dude, 35 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: this is crazy. My sister turned to me, panicking and said, 36 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: I thought you were exaggerating. No, no, oh my god. 37 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 1: An ambulance was called and I was rushed to the hospital. 38 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: I was thankfully okay, but they made me stay to 39 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: be monitored for the next two days. She was hospitalized 40 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: for two days because of this. Honestly, the ambulance is 41 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: in on the joke. It's one big conspiracy. It's just 42 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 1: a prank. Bruh, that is what is happening. Everyone's exaggerating. 43 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: Everyone's exaggerating. Guy, it was just a prank. Imagine everyone 44 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: gaslet oh my god, dude, there are pranks like that, 45 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: and they are concerning Uh yeah, Libby Liz, what's wrong 46 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: with her sister? Literally, like you've known since childhood. Why 47 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: would you give someone anything they say they're allergic to? 48 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: Why would you feed anyone unless they explicitly told you, oh, 49 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: it's fine, it's not that bad. Give it to me 50 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: to see if they're telling the truth. Dude, they could 51 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: be exaggerating. I will you know, you never know if 52 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: the Yeah, dude, you know what the real crime is here? 53 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: Exaggeration too many people saying, literally, that is the real 54 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: crime here. But I digress. My sister and brother law 55 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: I had tried to visit me and but I told 56 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: her to get out. She kept apologizing and refusing to leave. Bro, 57 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,359 Speaker 1: get a clue. I told her that I'll be calling 58 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,799 Speaker 1: the police on her for what she'd done, as it's 59 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:12,920 Speaker 1: literally attempted murder. 60 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 2: And she lost it. 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: More exaggeration, I mean, is it literally? It kind of 62 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: is literally attempted. Actually, actually, I think it is because 63 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: of her her allergies, the severity of her allergy totally 64 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: or at least at least manslaughter, right like slaughter by shellfish. Yeah, yeah, 65 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: well I think honestly because she knew, maybe it is 66 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: attempted technically, because manslaughter is a complete accident, whereas like 67 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: there's some sort of premeditated knowledge of like what she 68 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: thought she was right, I forget. I didn't know. I 69 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: thought you were exaggerating if you said you were allergic 70 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: to being stabbed. Exaggeration is just the key to it 71 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: out of your life, she said, don't cheat. I thought 72 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: you're exaggerating this. Really, when you said it's a closed relationship, 73 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 1: I thought you're exaggerating, and that it really means it's 74 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: like there's one or two people that it's not your parents, 75 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: you know. I thought that was the exaggeration. Where is 76 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: the day's exaggeration? Okay, let's get maximus exaggeration story here. 77 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 1: So she kept screaming at me, saying, I know you're 78 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,279 Speaker 1: faking this. You always act like you're allergic to sell shellfish. 79 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 1: So I wanted to test you. My god, I had 80 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: been pressing the call button for the nurse, but they'd 81 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: hurt her regardless, and asked me if I wanted her 82 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,839 Speaker 1: remove one of one of them removed. I said yes. 83 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: I explained the whole situation to her and the hospital 84 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: security and eventually decided, with the help of the nurse 85 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: and the security guards, I would file or report against her. 86 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 1: My mother is saying that I'm overreacting and I should 87 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: have just cut contact, but I don't know anymore. Also, 88 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 1: when I was a young child, my sister had witnessed 89 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: me have a severe reaction and went to the hospital 90 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: where I underwent treatment. She was also there when I 91 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: was informed I had a shell pishology. He was literally 92 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: there when she learned she had it. John, You forget 93 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: those doctors exaggerating dude. They were like, yo, like this 94 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: could kill you, and it's like, man, stop exaggerating. Man, 95 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 1: Like everyone knows that doctor's big is exaggerators. They all 96 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: go to improv too, and they're always doing bits. They're 97 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 1: all like cancer, They're all like, you have a year 98 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 1: to live. Stop exaggerating. Yeah, yeah, I go, oh my god. 99 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: You may be well wondering why I never had an 100 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 1: EpiPen on me, And that's because I didn't feel I 101 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: needed to as she was my sister. Dude, she didn't 102 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: want to exaggerate and have an empty pen. That's exaggeration, right, Yeah, 103 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: well she didn't exaggerate in that example. But Obie says, 104 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: am I the a whole? So the question is am 105 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: I the ahole for filing the police report against my 106 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: sister because she like intentionally fed me shellfish? I'm definitely aler. 107 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: I mean, talk to me. I don't think so. I mean, 108 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 1: what if she strikes again? That's true, honestly, Yeah, it's 109 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: kind of I given her response with like I thought 110 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 1: you were exaggerating, like she was literally at the doctor's off. Dude, 111 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: She's seen her be hospitalized from shellfish before, Like, what 112 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: else do you need for christ? That hospitalization? She could 113 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 1: have won an oscar for even the doctors believed her. 114 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: But I know, like, I know, what is the greatest acting, 115 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: if not the most exaggeration you can possibly have? True, 116 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,239 Speaker 1: you are, you are, if you're in a movie scene, 117 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 1: if you're literally you know, life is leaving your body. 118 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: That is the most exaggeration you could possibly have. That 119 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 1: is worthy of an award, an Academy award. Yeah, shout 120 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: out Tom cruise for doing those exaggerated stunts. You know 121 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: that's that's that's his job. I think he fools doctors 122 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, did he fools he jumps on 123 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 1: tables and tells him that he is not it. What 124 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: a that's a two thousand and five reference for all 125 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: you did he jump jumped on the table at Oprah 126 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 1: and said that he loves some girl or something, Haiti something. 127 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: Katie Holmes, Katie Holmes, are they still? I have no idea. 128 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: I just know that one moment from Yeah, I mean 129 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: he's kind of a weirdo. Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's 130 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: what I've always heard, that he's a weirdo scientologist. But 131 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: there is more. Jumped on the couch. I'm sorry, chat God. 132 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: So I'm sick of the people who refuse to read 133 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: then continue to blame me for not having an EpiPen 134 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: when I was never thing able to get one. I 135 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,840 Speaker 1: was never able to get a prescription due to doctors 136 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 1: refusing You know why, I abbeuse exagger like when had 137 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: happened to many people in the comments too. This post 138 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: wasn't able to pen, so if you come here to 139 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: mention it, you are blocked. And then some relevant comments. 140 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: Melodic Sale sixty one ninety three says, I wonder if 141 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: the sister's husband was the person that turned his wife 142 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: against Ope. Interesting. This grew up together and she witnessed 143 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: her allergic reactions. She knew that the sister wasn't faking it. 144 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: I wonder if the brother in law doesn't like Ope. Well, 145 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: Opie responds, you're exaggerating, I'm just kidding. My sister and 146 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: I never had many obvious problems, but I was very 147 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: aware she thought she was better than me due to 148 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: my mother treating her better than me favoritism. I was 149 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 1: the one who introduced my brother in law to my sister. 150 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: We were friends. However, he had he never had any 151 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:58,240 Speaker 1: idea of my allergy. So it's actually the opposite. The 152 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: brother in law was friends with Opie and she set 153 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: them up, so, as far as we know, he has 154 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 1: no motive. Anxious Custard sixty two eight says that's so weird. 155 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 1: Why would she care that much about proving something that 156 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 1: quite literally doesn't affect her life at all? She's got problems, agreed. 157 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: Samuel vime Strained says, that's my secret ready account, you 158 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,959 Speaker 1: got me stop training them vimes, Sam, whatever your vimes are, 159 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,559 Speaker 1: they're too trained. Some golden children, Wow, some golden children 160 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: have a need to be in control and to be 161 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: the center of attention. Opie's allergies outside of her control 162 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 1: and gives Ope some attention. Whoa a waiter taking longer 163 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 1: to confirm slash explaining an order, for example. And those 164 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,360 Speaker 1: kind of people cannot stand others getting more attention than them, 165 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 1: so they try and create scenarios where they are in 166 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 1: control or expose the other person for faking it, exaggerating 167 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 1: and consequences their victim being harmed ending up to see 168 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,839 Speaker 1: are something they do not care about. This is me, me, me, 169 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: So reporting this actually is the only chance Opie has 170 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: to teach this person actions do have consequences, you know. 171 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: Good point. Yeah, So, so do you think that op 172 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,200 Speaker 1: is the A hole? I am uh, I am further 173 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 1: in the direction of no, OPI is not the a hole, 174 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: and further in the direction of a yes file the 175 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,360 Speaker 1: police report. I mean, I feel like if she's never 176 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: gotten any kind of any kind of repercussions for her actions, 177 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,199 Speaker 1: like you just you just need it for the learning lesson, 178 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 1: you know exactly. I also wonder like What would would 179 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,080 Speaker 1: kind of be crazy though, is that she ended up 180 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: in prison for attempted murder and like got like three 181 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,240 Speaker 1: years in federal prison for that. It's like, it's like, 182 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: what are you in for? Oh, you know, double homicide 183 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: with the deadly weapon? What was with the weapon? Exactly? 184 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:08,360 Speaker 1: Oh my god? But maybe I'm wondering and maybe comments 185 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: have some comments on this. If Op is the one 186 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:14,679 Speaker 1: to file the police report, can Op kind of like 187 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,440 Speaker 1: stop the train before it leaves the station, like basically 188 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 1: stop her from getting like like three years in prison, 189 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:25,960 Speaker 1: or because it's like a criminal act once she like 190 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 1: gives it to the police. If the police are like, oh, 191 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 1: we need to bring this to a judge immediately and 192 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: like a court goes to trial, is the sister just 193 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: completely at the mercy of the court and possibly getting 194 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 1: sentenced to like years in prison for attempted murder. I 195 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 1: probably not think that person has I think once charges 196 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 1: are pressed, maybe, Yeah, I don't know anything about anything, though, Yeah, 197 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,680 Speaker 1: I really don't know. Does anyone in the comments in 198 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: the chat know anything about anything? Please please educate us. 199 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 1: But no, the whole saying says uh and selling one 200 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: moths a little party membership. My mom's allers to mushrooms. Uh, 201 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: my sister doesn't like mushrooms or prawns, so and says 202 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 1: she is allergic, never had a reaction or been to 203 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 1: a doctor for it. But even if someone says they're allergic, 204 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: you don't test them like I mean, that's what doctor Steel. Well, yeah, 205 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: they test you in a controlled environment. You don't like, 206 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: I mean, if you are in control of the situation, 207 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: then it's controlled environment. And as we've learned from Golden 208 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 1: Child syndrome with those children to want to be in control. 209 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 1: So to her, it was a controlled environment. And why 210 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,720 Speaker 1: waste a hefty vacator like a hefty appointment to a 211 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: doctor where you have to time money, where you can 212 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,200 Speaker 1: just test it over dinner. Two birds, one stone. She's 213 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 1: trying to She's trying to control her ability to breathe, 214 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,440 Speaker 1: for her ability for her heart to keep beating. You're welcome, 215 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 1: saved you a trip to the doctor's office. Yep, you're 216 00:12:56,559 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: going to go. You're definitely deathly allergic to shellfish. Well, guys, 217 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 1: we actually have a final update and Anna in some comments, 218 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,199 Speaker 1: but oh, by the way, the judgment was not the 219 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 1: a hole, So that is the official. Do you agree? 220 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,559 Speaker 1: I agree not the ahole, Yes, as iout a few 221 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: minutes ago. Yeah, well, I just wanted to see you 222 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 1: change your mind. I'm not a good test. You would 223 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,480 Speaker 1: to see if I was exaggerating, but I wasn't. Good Man, 224 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 1: good Man got you? Maybe good Man. So update one 225 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 1: day later. Update Uh, just like to say, all of 226 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: you who are blaming me for not having my epihit 227 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:38,200 Speaker 1: pen man absolutely zero sense. Yeah yeah, I thought it 228 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: was a repeat too, but it's not. Number one, not 229 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 1: everyone can afford one, even if you have free healthcare, 230 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 1: because it's not one hundred percent covered. Number two, not 231 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,319 Speaker 1: everyone with an allergy carries an EpiPen. And number three, 232 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,440 Speaker 1: she is my sister. Why would I feel the need 233 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: to bring an EpiPen uh to her house for the 234 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,240 Speaker 1: homemade lunch. I feel like it's more that she wasn't 235 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 1: able to get the prescription. Like, I feel like it's 236 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: probably a good idea to if you have an EpiPen, 237 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 1: bring it like as many places as possible. She wasn't 238 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 1: able to get the prescription. But she wasn't able to 239 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 1: get the prescription, so it's nolan void. Yeah, So like, 240 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: why if your alergs just something. Wouldn't you have to 241 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:19,320 Speaker 1: get the prescription unless unless unless you're exaggerating. What's the 242 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 1: zoom nine? Yeah, unless or less you're exaggerating? Yeah? Is 243 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: this fun? Yeah right, it's kind of. It's kind of cool. 244 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 1: It's like a lot to keep up with. Well whatt 245 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: you get used to. It is pretty fun, it is. 246 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: The buttons, the three core buttons are very fun. Of 247 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 1: the four ones with the zoom zooms are good. Yeah, 248 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,960 Speaker 1: see scratched it. So anyways, obviously now I know to 249 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: save up for one. So hope he's gonna like I 250 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,960 Speaker 1: just I went on the black market. I don't know. 251 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 1: So anyway, this morning I went to the police station 252 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 1: and with the help of the nurse who overheard everything, 253 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: I fouled her report. I wanted to know what I 254 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 1: could do, and said that they could realistically only give 255 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: me a temporary protective order while we wait for the 256 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: court date where the judge will decide what's best. Yes, 257 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 1: the hospital has cameras, so ask the hospital if that 258 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: can be used as evidence in court or even with 259 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: the police as I still need to write a statement. 260 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:16,280 Speaker 1: Other than that, I've almost fully recovered and back to work. Tomorrow. 261 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: I know it's a short update, but that's all I've 262 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: got for you guys. Also, the only reason I'm updating 263 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: is so soon is because I originally posted this in 264 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 1: another sub a few days ago. Edit. I am not American. 265 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,280 Speaker 1: I do not live in America, so that does change 266 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 1: the legal stuff there. And then some final comments to 267 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 1: close this out to that are read. Evan zach Woll 268 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: seventy four says, Wow, what the f is wrong with 269 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: your sister? Obviously not the a hole playing with someone's 270 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 1: life for craps and giggles is just wrong as it gets. 271 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 1: I don't blame me for pressing charges at all. Amw 272 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,240 Speaker 1: thirty eight nine to six one says, Yeah, that's weird 273 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,080 Speaker 1: as heck to be playing with someone's life like that, 274 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: And a past two thousand and six says, I know 275 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 1: you're faking it. I just wanted to test you, she screams, 276 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,880 Speaker 1: after having already seen you spend multiple days in the 277 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 1: hospital from a previous incident. Your sister either needs to 278 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 1: be in a jail or a mental ward. Her cognitive 279 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: function is seriously messed up. Why don't you know that 280 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: red flag, big red flag? That last relevant comic kind 281 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: of leads me to believe does she actually deserve some like, 282 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 1: you know, an even a night in the clink just 283 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,560 Speaker 1: to kind of like scare her straight or something like that. Potentially. 284 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: I mean, like I I think she needs consequences. Maybe 285 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: she even needs an evaluation. She seems like, yeah, yeah, 286 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 1: I a thousand percent ooh jeez, I a thousand percent 287 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 1: agree on an evaluation. Maybe even like I'm literally thinking 288 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,320 Speaker 1: like a night in the tank or whatever, you know, 289 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: like she goes, Yeah, it's like like the holding cell 290 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,880 Speaker 1: or whatever. I guess they call it a drunk tank. Yeah, 291 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,760 Speaker 1: the drunk tank. Yeah, exactly. So I always said a 292 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 1: drum tank, you know when they have a you know, 293 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 1: a dunk tank. Yeah, yeah, I thought a drunk tank. 294 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 1: Was they a drunk above water? I mean, oh above water. 295 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 1: I was gonna gonna say above alcohol, which would be 296 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 1: that would literally be a drunk tank. Actually, that would 297 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 1: be a really fun, like county fair thing to have 298 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: where it's just like full of like like in hamster bottles, 299 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,240 Speaker 1: hamster bottles. Yeah, so it's like a tank and you 300 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,760 Speaker 1: put drunk people in there and they're hamster bottles everywhere, 301 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 1: and then you can just drink alcohol from the hamster bottles. 302 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,360 Speaker 1: I was thinking, you take a wasted person and put 303 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,080 Speaker 1: them in a dunk tank filled with beer. Oh, and 304 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:31,919 Speaker 1: then they drink like they fall in and they just 305 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:37,200 Speaker 1: drink it and then they just, yeah, subsequently die. That 306 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,879 Speaker 1: would be a lot. Don't exaggerate on me, Okay, I 307 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 1: try not to. I'll try not too. Yeah, I don't know. 308 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: Olivia grayceis John not a knight in the clink. I 309 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:50,160 Speaker 1: don't know if they're they're laughing at my my vernacular 310 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: or sounds like something in nineteen twenties person would say, yeah, 311 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 1: we need to have them on night in that clink, 312 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,239 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? This just didn't read all 313 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,119 Speaker 1: about it. But uh, I don't know. I don't like 314 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 1: to have a paper route, so I'm saying, huh, he 315 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,920 Speaker 1: said you used to have a paper route. I never 316 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 1: had a paper route. He did. You were like, you know, 317 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,359 Speaker 1: like the nineteen twenties, you wear that little cap and 318 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:15,920 Speaker 1: you canted up. You're exaggerating. You are literally exaggerating right now. 319 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,960 Speaker 1: This is textbook exaggeration. We should we should put exaggeration 320 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 1: into the lexicon of words like gas lighting and stuff 321 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 1: like that. I think gas lighting is just like exaggeration. 322 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,880 Speaker 1: But mean, you know what gas lighting is exaggerated, exactly 323 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 1: exaggerated exaggeration. Tricia des is back in the nineteen twenties 324 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:46,159 Speaker 1: when John was a mere boy forty five? Oh my god. Anyways, 325 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,679 Speaker 1: but yeah, uh some sort of consequence and an evaluation, 326 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,160 Speaker 1: can we agree on that? I feel like that is. Yeah, 327 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 1: I think she needs to be evaluated if she's really lifted. Oh, 328 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:02,400 Speaker 1: we're not talking about opio We need we need a 329 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:08,879 Speaker 1: exaggeration evaluation. That's what we need over here? What that 330 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:17,480 Speaker 1: reminds me of? Conjunction function? What function? She's coming? Oh? Wow? 331 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,840 Speaker 1: Speak of her by everyone? I love you? Should we 332 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 1: get it into this next story? All right? 333 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 2: Then let's get into this next one. 334 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for being upset that I 335 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 1: was uninvited to my sister's gender reveal because her boyfriend 336 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: said so? And again this is answering the question when 337 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,879 Speaker 1: is a bad stumbling relationship salvageable? And this comes from 338 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:46,120 Speaker 1: lazy cat insomniac And they say I did a post 339 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: on a I oh am I the ose hoole, but 340 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:56,120 Speaker 1: my friend, But my friend said I should also put 341 00:19:56,119 --> 00:20:00,360 Speaker 1: it here. I'd first like to start off bye, saying 342 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 1: we have no problems with his family and until now 343 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: we thought they liked this as well. My sister Female 344 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,120 Speaker 1: twenty one and her boyfriend Mail twenty two are due 345 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,199 Speaker 1: to have their baby in the beginning of December, and 346 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 1: she's planning to have her gender reveal in the end 347 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: of June. Her boyfriend was the first to say, I 348 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 1: don't want to have a gender reveal and went on 349 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 1: to explain it's cringey and a waste of time and 350 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 1: his money. Spoil alert. My sister has paid for everything. 351 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: I offered to make cake pops for her because I 352 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 1: loved bake and she said yes and that she couldn't wait. However, 353 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,679 Speaker 1: it all came to a halt when my mom asked 354 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 1: about our two aunties going. My sister said, of course 355 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,240 Speaker 1: and was really happy. But then last night we got 356 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,200 Speaker 1: a call off her saying that her boyfriend's parents said 357 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,080 Speaker 1: they can't afford to buy food for us. It's a 358 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,960 Speaker 1: back garden party bring anything you want garden party, oh, 359 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 1: which is like you bring whatever. 360 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,720 Speaker 2: It's kind of like a pollock Yeah, I think so 361 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,880 Speaker 2: Gordon party. 362 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: And that to tell us that we couldn't come because 363 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: of that basically like they couldn't come because they couldn't 364 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,000 Speaker 1: afford to buy food for us. That really upset mom, 365 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: who then asked if we could come for just the 366 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,920 Speaker 1: cannon and then we would leave. But apparently her boyfriend 367 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,159 Speaker 1: told his mom they had a cannon each and that 368 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:26,760 Speaker 1: my sister should pay for two. Gender reveals what it's like, 369 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,120 Speaker 1: one for his family, one for her family. 370 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 2: Because because they can't not everyone can come to this. 371 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 1: But I think he's like forcing it that not everyone. 372 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think he's saying like, no, you're not 373 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,160 Speaker 2: allowed to come to this. 374 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,919 Speaker 1: I I don't like this. I think he's being weird 375 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 1: and gatekeepy. Yeah. 376 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,440 Speaker 2: Well obviously he's like, oh they can't come cuzom there's. 377 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 1: Not gonna be enough food. But it's like to bring 378 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 1: your own food, things like. 379 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,879 Speaker 2: Eating quickly, bring your own food. 380 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,640 Speaker 1: And then he's like, can we just come for the cannon. 381 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,959 Speaker 1: It's like, oh, like we're gonna have my our own cannon. 382 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,040 Speaker 2: You'd have to buy another cannon because actually only they 383 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 2: said in the in the when we bought it that 384 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 2: only five people can watch it. 385 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:15,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it's five. Also they said, Mum, is this 386 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 1: British do British people do gender reveals with cannons? I guess, 387 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 1: so that's crazy cannons. Gender reveals have gone too far. 388 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,679 Speaker 1: Next thing we are gonna be like gender bombs. Do 389 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: they have those? Like what do you mean, like like 390 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,119 Speaker 1: like bombs, Like they have bombs. Yeah, they have gender bombs. 391 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 2: I don't know. 392 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. 393 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,719 Speaker 2: M hmmm. 394 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: But what would be the point of that, because by 395 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,639 Speaker 1: the time she has one with us, her family, his 396 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 1: family would have posted the gender everywhere on social media. 397 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,920 Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, you can only have a cannon 398 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: go off once. I think it's an age old saying. 399 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 2: I've heard that one. 400 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: Hey, only gonna have a gun and go off once, 401 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 1: and well unless you have multiple, yeah, I think it's 402 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,920 Speaker 1: like once once the gender reveals out of the bag. 403 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 2: I don't think one person knows about the genders. 404 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 1: Then they Yeah, they're posting everywhere. It's like an explosion. 405 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: It's like a gender bomb. Wow, Sophia's giving me nothing. 406 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 2: Right now, I'll catch it up. 407 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 1: His mother is standing your ground and still saying there 408 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: is no room, uh for my sister's family in their 409 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 1: back garden. It's huge, but there's enough room for all 410 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,439 Speaker 1: their family, seventeen people and four of his friends, but 411 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: none of her friends or family. My mother again said 412 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: about just seeing the cannon go off, but we were 413 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,720 Speaker 1: told her boyfriend's mother said no. Again, I wonder who's 414 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,119 Speaker 1: this coming from. Is this coming from the boyfriend or 415 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:48,880 Speaker 1: the boyfriend's mother. 416 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 2: Oh, why would the does the mother know the sister? 417 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 1: True? 418 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 2: Did they say that? Does the mother know? 419 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,920 Speaker 1: OPI I don't think so. Oh, I think it's I 420 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 1: think uh, A lot of the communication has been just 421 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:06,679 Speaker 1: through the boyfriend. 422 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 2: I feel like it's the boyfriend. 423 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,840 Speaker 1: Which is a major red flag because I feel like 424 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 1: that's super controlling behavior. 425 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 2: To not let your your partner's sibling come to a 426 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,440 Speaker 2: like a gender that's a big thing. 427 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 1: It should be both families. He's basically like, no, only 428 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,200 Speaker 1: my family can come. 429 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 2: Only one family can win. 430 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,520 Speaker 1: Only one family can rule the gender reviewer party. 431 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 2: One family to rule them all. 432 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: You have your cannons, we have ours, and we fight 433 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:41,040 Speaker 1: to the dead. Release the gender bombs. And her boyfriend 434 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:45,760 Speaker 1: said gender reveals were a waste of time. Yeah, so what? Yeah, dude, 435 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 1: I don't get this at all. 436 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 2: It sounds like he just wants to punish her for 437 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,360 Speaker 2: having a gentle real part. 438 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,800 Speaker 1: So now we're in a standstill, and my mom is 439 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,679 Speaker 1: really upset because my sister planned and bought all the 440 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,119 Speaker 1: decorations with the idea of her family coming as well, 441 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,480 Speaker 1: and her boy friend, who said Jenner reveals we're a 442 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,679 Speaker 1: waste of time, has now invited more friends when really 443 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 1: we all believe it's more of a family event. To 444 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: be honest, I'm not bothered about going, as I have 445 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,320 Speaker 1: a two month at old old at home with me, 446 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 1: and even said if I don't go, could mom and 447 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,560 Speaker 1: or our stepdad go and I'd babysit the boys our 448 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:26,479 Speaker 1: older our younger brothers who are thirteen and eleven. And 449 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,960 Speaker 1: then I was told, guess what, you're not invited either, 450 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,560 Speaker 1: whoa even though the day before she said I was 451 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,199 Speaker 1: and it would be great for the sport. Heck, I 452 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,479 Speaker 1: even helped her plan the mood board to narrow the 453 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: thing down for the party. The unfortunate thing is I 454 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 1: know her boyfriend will use this party as an excuse 455 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,600 Speaker 1: to get drunk with his mates that then go out 456 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 1: with them afterward, leaving my sister to clean up his parents' 457 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,679 Speaker 1: house while pregnant. And as usual, we will get a 458 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 1: phone call on how upset she is with him. Sounds 459 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,359 Speaker 1: like a piece of work, sounds awful. Unfortunately, due to 460 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,679 Speaker 1: a bad dating experience after breaking up with her boyfriend 461 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,919 Speaker 1: a few years ago, she has put off looking for 462 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,680 Speaker 1: anyone else and she went back to her boyfriend. We 463 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,239 Speaker 1: worry she is never going to stand up to his 464 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,359 Speaker 1: family and end up with the baby at home by herself, 465 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: with him not helping and only posing for pictures and 466 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,640 Speaker 1: family to make it look like he's helping. As he 467 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 1: even said when she got pregnant. Quote, I'm not going 468 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,159 Speaker 1: to be drinking for six weeks to support you, but 469 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,360 Speaker 1: after that I'll be going out with my mates on weekends. 470 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 2: He's like, I can be a father for six weeks, 471 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,160 Speaker 2: but that's it. 472 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: I mean, how long can one be a father who 473 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,359 Speaker 1: has that kind of stamina? I need to recharge. I 474 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,920 Speaker 1: need some R and R. Baby. 475 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,520 Speaker 2: Do you expect me to be a father for life? 476 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,639 Speaker 1: How about a father for my bros? I am the 477 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,960 Speaker 1: dad of the friend group. What are they gonna do 478 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 1: without me? 479 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 2: Did you think about my friends? Because I don't think 480 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 2: you did. 481 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 1: When my friends are drunk, they're basically like five giant fatherlers. 482 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 2: They're infants. 483 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 1: They are infants with the strength of full man. 484 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,160 Speaker 2: Honestly, they need a father more than this baby exactly. 485 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 1: Who's gonna be their father figure? I think little Jimmy 486 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 1: is good with just you, But I need to be 487 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: there for the boys. 488 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 2: My friend Tim's father walked out on him. I have 489 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 2: to be there. 490 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I walked in on him, so I have 491 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,879 Speaker 1: to be there because he's walked in in his life. 492 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Anyway, However, that six weeks turned into two 493 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,760 Speaker 1: where he got so drunk he started a fight with 494 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 1: her over the phone. And now this, I just feel 495 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,360 Speaker 1: he's being a bit narcissistic, and I would know how 496 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,840 Speaker 1: that goes. Is I am a narcissist myself. I'm kidding 497 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,480 Speaker 1: as my bio dad is a major narcissist. But really quick, 498 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,679 Speaker 1: what are we feeling about this whole story? And Ope, 499 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 1: this and OPI's. 500 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 2: Sister, Yeah, they thees kind of suck. 501 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: Kind of suck they. I mean, it sounds like he's 502 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,919 Speaker 1: terrible and she she stand up for herself. 503 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like yeah. 504 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: Which is an unfortunate combot have. 505 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like she whatever because they said she 506 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 2: broke up with the Opie's sister broke up with this husband, 507 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 2: right or boyfriend broke up with Is he the husband now? No, 508 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 2: he's the boyfriend, Stry, He. 509 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,600 Speaker 1: Is the boyfriend still with their having a kid together. 510 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, broke up with him and then got back together, 511 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,639 Speaker 2: which especially because it doesn't seem like it's a healthy relationship, 512 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 2: it doesn't seem like she's able to yeah. 513 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it feels it's probably like she is like 514 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: codependent and yeah, doesn't see another way out. Yeah, but 515 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,720 Speaker 1: we do have some relevant comments to close this out. 516 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 1: So talk to your sister, have her do the cannon 517 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,400 Speaker 1: for your family the week prior, have your own family party, 518 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 1: print pictures of that, and have her display at their 519 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 1: event to give them in a book as a gift 520 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,960 Speaker 1: for her. And then Opie responds, I've tried. She said 521 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: she doesn't want to upset his mom by doing that. 522 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 1: Even our mom said that she would have all his 523 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,800 Speaker 1: family here, even though our garden is smaller, but my 524 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,120 Speaker 1: sister and her boyfriend's family refused. And then Harry ww 525 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: she says, Okay, does she really want to marry into 526 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 1: this kind of crazy just asking? And nope? He responds, Funny, 527 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 1: you should say that she actually does want to and 528 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,800 Speaker 1: he said marriage is a waste of time, but he 529 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 1: wants to be with her and got her a promise. Ring. Oh, 530 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 1: I don't get it, to be honest, and she doesn't 531 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 1: seem to be hearing what we're telling her. Yeah, their 532 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,479 Speaker 1: sister is twenty one and boyfriend is twenty two. Oh, 533 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,200 Speaker 1: so they're young. 534 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:41,440 Speaker 2: That makes the sense. I mean he still sucks, but 535 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 2: the marriage stuff makes a little Yeah. 536 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is uh wack. But yeah, I 537 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 1: I this is like like red flags on red flags 538 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 1: on red flags right now. I mean I feel like 539 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 1: if if they don't do something quick, everyone's they're gonna 540 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,040 Speaker 1: be in a world of hurt, a world of hurt. Ah. 541 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,680 Speaker 2: But that's that's the end of this episode. 542 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the end of the second episode. So 543 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,959 Speaker 1: if you love us, make sure to subscribe. 544 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 2: We Love you and see you tomorrow. 545 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,360 Speaker 1: Unless you're in the members only street. This is an 546 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: episode from Deep within the Archives. Time for okop re 547 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,000 Speaker 1: lash am I the a hole for giving all my 548 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:31,280 Speaker 1: coworkers different reasons of why missing my fingers? Uh oh, 549 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: I have three fingers missing on my dominant hand. It's fine, 550 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 1: I can type my I can type and everything, and 551 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,480 Speaker 1: even manage to tie my shoelaces most days. However, I 552 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: want to deny that it looks a bit odd to 553 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,600 Speaker 1: most people. I only have my fourth and fifth fingers, 554 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: so my hand looks like a childhood drawing of a rabbit, 555 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,840 Speaker 1: and not a good one my fourth and fifth fingers, 556 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:59,960 Speaker 1: But you know what those can do. I'm using. I'm 557 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 1: used to people asking about it, usually after staring for 558 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: a give minute, too, but I still find it annoying. 559 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,360 Speaker 1: I really don't get why you'd think it would be 560 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,880 Speaker 1: okay just ask someone about I wasn't raised in a barn. 561 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,160 Speaker 1: Usually I nipped the question in the bud by just 562 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 1: explaining the truth from the get go, assuming enough people 563 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,160 Speaker 1: will gossip about it and that the message will spread 564 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 1: by the end of the day. Anyway, I started a 565 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,280 Speaker 1: new job about a month ago, and I honestly could 566 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 1: not face going through the same cycle again. I'm sick 567 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: of it. I felt the time had come to not 568 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 1: play into it anymore and make something out of it, 569 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,600 Speaker 1: so I decided to make myself laugh. There we go. 570 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,600 Speaker 1: When the first coworker asked about it, I completely lied 571 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 1: and told her that I'd chewed them off as a 572 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:48,280 Speaker 1: baby and ate them. Oh my god, then declined. I 573 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,040 Speaker 1: then decided to tell the next person who asked that. 574 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: I then decided to tell the next person who asked 575 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,040 Speaker 1: that I cut them off with a plastic knife at 576 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 1: a picnic, and the next person that I was born 577 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:04,560 Speaker 1: with a sick fingers and they removed too many all 578 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,280 Speaker 1: genuinely ridiculous reasons. But I'm a good actor, and they 579 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:11,360 Speaker 1: basically believed my stupid lives. I didn't expect them to. 580 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: I mean, a plastic knife through bone. There you go. 581 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: Maybe they just thought there was no way I'd lied 582 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,280 Speaker 1: about how I lost my fingers. Anyway, within three days, 583 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,120 Speaker 1: I learned that my coworkers have been arguing about the 584 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,480 Speaker 1: actual reason, and it seems like a lot of them 585 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,600 Speaker 1: now actively disliked me for lying to them. Oh my god, 586 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: I'm probably going to I'm probably going to have to 587 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: make some cup pick I'm probably going to have to 588 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: make some cupcakes over the weekend with my super cool 589 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,480 Speaker 1: three D printed adaptive wisk to get them back into 590 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,320 Speaker 1: their good to get back into their good books. Anyway, 591 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: I told this story to my brother, and he told 592 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: me that I was an a hole, So am I 593 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,120 Speaker 1: the a hole dude? If anyone should understand, it's your 594 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,600 Speaker 1: own brother, because probably like growing up, they would always 595 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: like he would probably see the people like asking like 596 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,640 Speaker 1: he just made fun of them or bro, all kids 597 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,880 Speaker 1: would be brutal for that song. I'm shocked that his 598 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be like, Oh, all of 599 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 1: the coworkers were like, why didn't you tell the Drews 600 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,960 Speaker 1: what I mean? It seems like they are upset though, 601 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 1: bye bye. Honestly, Op, like, seems like this is something 602 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,320 Speaker 1: that you've been having to deal with for a while, like, 603 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 1: you know, let let let that, let those jokes fly, 604 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 1: make some fun out of a bad situation, and uh, 605 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,520 Speaker 1: just keep rolling with us. Just let them fly, baby, 606 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 1: Let go. But if you guys want to share your 607 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:40,840 Speaker 1: crazy stories like this one, go to our slash Okop 608 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,560 Speaker 1: show where we read your stories. Yes from your beautiful ass, 609 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: So send it in our slash Okop show and we'll 610 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,960 Speaker 1: read on the show this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner 611 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,720 Speaker 1: and I'm John Fry, and we read the funniest stories 612 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,360 Speaker 1: on the Internet. Alrighty, another Karen one Karen assaults me, 613 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,760 Speaker 1: steals my Christmas gift for my mother and calls me 614 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: a faith What that's That's not what you should be doing. No, no, no, 615 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 1: none of that, none of that. Cross it off the list. 616 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,880 Speaker 1: Trying to get out of here. Oh, he says, I 617 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 1: was online shopping this morning when I saw these gorgeous 618 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,680 Speaker 1: outdoor Christmas lights at a really great price for my 619 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,240 Speaker 1: local store. 620 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:28,839 Speaker 3: It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas everywhere. Take 621 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,760 Speaker 3: a look at the five and ten listening once again, 622 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,080 Speaker 3: candy canes and silver leans. 623 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,160 Speaker 1: Are you know when you when you hear a song, 624 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I totally know the lyrics to that, 625 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 1: and then you sing it without any support and you're like, 626 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 1: I don't know the lyrics. You saved it for us. 627 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,200 Speaker 1: I barely need the lyrics the fifth and ten. That's impressive. 628 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:52,440 Speaker 1: And so here's the deal. My mother loves Christmas. Who doesn't. 629 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,200 Speaker 1: But here's the sad part. She's never had the money 630 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,319 Speaker 1: or the time to put up any lights, but she's 631 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,239 Speaker 1: always longed to have some. Yeah, so that light. I 632 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,120 Speaker 1: decided that as an early Christmas present, I would get 633 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 1: her some that she could be proud of what it's done. 634 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 1: A nice sweet gesture of the op is a woman. 635 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,240 Speaker 1: Oh I should say woman, good woman, lady, good lady, 636 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,280 Speaker 1: good good daughter. I love how I got to woman's 637 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:25,560 Speaker 1: son before daughter. Listen, people, when you're reading ten thousand stories, 638 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,680 Speaker 1: sometimes you don't hit the mark sometimes, And I just now, 639 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,960 Speaker 1: OPI purchased some great deals online that light up like 640 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,440 Speaker 1: a reindeer, my mother's favorite, some colorful strike strings, some 641 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: candy canes, so on and so forth, like she got 642 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,520 Speaker 1: the whole kitten kaboodle here. I ordered them, paid with 643 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,719 Speaker 1: my credit card, and was actually able to pick them 644 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,200 Speaker 1: up in the store the same day for less than 645 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,680 Speaker 1: one hundred dollars, a total steal. Wow. How wonderful is 646 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,799 Speaker 1: this story so far? And how it won't end like this? Oh? No, 647 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,759 Speaker 1: when I get there, I see that there's a long 648 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,759 Speaker 1: line at customer services, so I decided to browse for 649 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,439 Speaker 1: a bit. I ended up getting another super duper deal 650 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,600 Speaker 1: on a pair of dripping icicle lights. Oh I won't 651 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,920 Speaker 1: get one free, dude, Dude, Opie's going ahead stealing deals 652 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 1: right or left and right. Not even Black Friday you 653 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,760 Speaker 1: getting deals. She is a thief of great deals. Oh. 654 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,239 Speaker 1: I then added a strand of light up garland so 655 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,000 Speaker 1: she could decorate inside more with the tree. Now, I 656 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,319 Speaker 1: know this is a lot, but I made good money 657 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,200 Speaker 1: from doing remote lab work at my university, and I 658 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,600 Speaker 1: had saved up enough for tuition. So I decided to 659 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,880 Speaker 1: spoil my family after a not so great year. So 660 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,800 Speaker 1: I go to pay, so kind o Opie, It's it's 661 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,839 Speaker 1: like truly a beautiful thing. Her mother has never had 662 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,120 Speaker 1: the time of money. She's getting all these great you know, 663 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,719 Speaker 1: and just like keeps adding to it, which I love. 664 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,040 Speaker 1: So it's going to be a very I'm just imagining 665 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:49,319 Speaker 1: the most festive outdoor arrangement. Can't wait, I can't wait, right, 666 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,399 Speaker 1: So I go to pay, and sure enough, the line 667 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 1: of customer service is now a lot shorter. I get 668 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,799 Speaker 1: in line and wait about twenty minutes, and then I'm 669 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,160 Speaker 1: up at the counter. I present my email proving my purchase, 670 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: but it takes a bit for the customer service person 671 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,320 Speaker 1: to scan the QR code as the device wasn't reading 672 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,959 Speaker 1: it correctly. I had no problem with that, because hey, 673 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:13,240 Speaker 1: things happen. But then suddenly my own cart slammed into 674 00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,759 Speaker 1: my side. An See it's interesting. So Opie had some 675 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,200 Speaker 1: strategy here. She had put herself between the cart and 676 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,840 Speaker 1: the exit. She's read one too many horror stories of 677 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,000 Speaker 1: people just like grabbing it and running off with it. 678 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,920 Speaker 1: So she so she did this preemptively. Whoa wait, what happened? 679 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,040 Speaker 1: So Op had read a bunch of stories about how 680 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,239 Speaker 1: people like, as you're like at the checkout, people just 681 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 1: grabbed the cart and run for it. What right? So 682 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,640 Speaker 1: she had actually before any any bad stuff went down, 683 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,800 Speaker 1: she had strategically positioned herself so someone could She was 684 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,319 Speaker 1: like in the way of people getting the cart. So interestingly, 685 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,359 Speaker 1: she was prepared for this disaster to a degree. Oh 686 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: my god, it's kind of interesting circumstances. So she did 687 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: this to play it safe, and in theory it actually 688 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,560 Speaker 1: kind of yeah, except for the fact that now that 689 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,719 Speaker 1: someone had rammed her cart into her, she was in 690 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,520 Speaker 1: a lot of pain. It rammed into her hip bone, 691 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,400 Speaker 1: an her knee, knocking her onto the floor and almost 692 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,480 Speaker 1: whacking her hond my god. The crazy lady who did 693 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 1: this then tried to run over her with the cart. 694 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,400 Speaker 1: What So she's down Now Op is down on the 695 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,920 Speaker 1: ground and the assailant is trying to get away with 696 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:32,640 Speaker 1: her cart by running the ridiculous can you imagine? Ridiculous? 697 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,880 Speaker 1: And then she started screaming, you stupid little fave. This 698 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,320 Speaker 1: lady was literally trying to steal the cart. I feel 699 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,080 Speaker 1: like this is the the worst heist in history, Like 700 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,560 Speaker 1: the dumbest heist I've ever seen or heard of. It's 701 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,520 Speaker 1: like fast and furious, but with carts and Karens carts 702 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:58,920 Speaker 1: and from Universal Studios. That's my car, you bitch. Karen's 703 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:04,320 Speaker 1: not have it, Vin dieselst Karen, No my cart, this 704 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,920 Speaker 1: is mine. Oh man, that would be funny. I mean 705 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,759 Speaker 1: he's already ball so he could don the wig very easy. So, 706 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,680 Speaker 1: needless to say, Op was super pissed. So she goes 707 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 1: and call security and she's screaming at the lady to 708 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 1: stop her from trying to get the cart. And then 709 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,960 Speaker 1: guess what happened? What Op is the one that ends 710 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,719 Speaker 1: up detained? Oh my god, the Karen. The security guard 711 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:30,360 Speaker 1: detains Op. Yes, that's ridiculous, dude, know who did it? Attained? 712 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,920 Speaker 1: This is a Guantanamo Bay situation. They can lock it 713 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,719 Speaker 1: up the wrong people. Oh my gosh, it's really not good. 714 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 1: So then Op twisted out of the security guards hold 715 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,080 Speaker 1: and ripped the receipt out of her pocket to shove 716 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,760 Speaker 1: it in their face, I have the receipt. You nasty 717 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,799 Speaker 1: insults got him. We didn't censor that one, op did. 718 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,800 Speaker 1: Now he was startled and steps back and then stares 719 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,000 Speaker 1: at the receipt. I snap at him that he needs 720 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,160 Speaker 1: to get a pair of glasses because I have a 721 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,880 Speaker 1: receipt and this bitch does not and calls straight and 722 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,960 Speaker 1: furthermore call me a freaking ambulance. Now, at this point, 723 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,279 Speaker 1: another older security guard, a manager, and a supervisor come over. 724 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,000 Speaker 1: The older security guard started berating the younger one for 725 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,040 Speaker 1: jumping to conclusions and detaining me. Yeah. Now the manager 726 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:20,600 Speaker 1: checks my receipt and oh, wouldn't you know it's all mine? Yeah, 727 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:26,920 Speaker 1: combs that it again. Case solved and furthermore, Karen has 728 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,880 Speaker 1: no receipts whatsoever. Boy. Now, of course the lady starts 729 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,280 Speaker 1: wailing about how I must have stolen a harvest saint 730 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 1: only to have the trio go and get CCTV evidence. Wow, 731 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,040 Speaker 1: that it is not hers. So they have a receipt, 732 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,920 Speaker 1: they have the CCTV. Like more evidence do they need? Ow? 733 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,000 Speaker 1: Much more do we need here? For real? I then 734 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,080 Speaker 1: have to sit on a bench with all my items. 735 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,960 Speaker 1: I started to pack up while this crazy Karen was detained. 736 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,719 Speaker 1: Police and EMTs arrived not too long after, and the 737 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,200 Speaker 1: EMT started loading me on the stretcher. Turns out my 738 00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,200 Speaker 1: ankles badly twisted, so I wanted to go to a 739 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,080 Speaker 1: hospital just to be sacking. I give my statement, press charges, 740 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,440 Speaker 1: and then the supervisor comes over to me. Goodness, I'm 741 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,680 Speaker 1: burping today. Too many lentils. The supervisor was very apologetic 742 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,200 Speaker 1: and asks if I want anything from the store for 743 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,719 Speaker 1: free as compensation for this, does that give me the 744 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,040 Speaker 1: whole thing for free? Bro? I'm like, okay, I need 745 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,359 Speaker 1: a freeze cart man free cart I want. I want. 746 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,480 Speaker 1: You know what I want? If we're going Christmas themed, 747 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,799 Speaker 1: I want a legit like horse carriage, Santa slay stock, Yeah, yeah, 748 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:33,640 Speaker 1: like giant ones beautiful one thousand dollars minimum. So here's 749 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,000 Speaker 1: here's what Op told him. All I want is for 750 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,799 Speaker 1: a the idiot security guard to either be rigorously retrained 751 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,920 Speaker 1: or fired. He wanted to have her purchases held until 752 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,920 Speaker 1: she's able to come back, so at least retrieve the 753 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,200 Speaker 1: items that she came for later because she's being skirted 754 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,960 Speaker 1: off to the hospital. Here and see the crazy lady, who, 755 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,359 Speaker 1: by the way, is now screaming you'll hear from my son. 756 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,880 Speaker 1: He's a lawyer. Yeah, good luck with that. Okay, that 757 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:04,120 Speaker 1: this Karen be banned from the entire chain. Yeah, they 758 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,279 Speaker 1: agreed to all the agreed to all the conditions. They 759 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,240 Speaker 1: were like, this is fair, we'll do it. The security 760 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,440 Speaker 1: guard who detained me and properly looked horrified, and apparently 761 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,480 Speaker 1: crazy Lady heard that it went deathly pale and fainted 762 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,880 Speaker 1: right there. Karen just straight up fate. Now whether that 763 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,799 Speaker 1: was real faint or I feel like it's a fake 764 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,200 Speaker 1: faint yeah ff so hey, and now I'm sitting in 765 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,799 Speaker 1: a hospital bed, my ankle in a cast, with hip 766 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,080 Speaker 1: and knee pain, my elbow bruised, and having to call 767 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,040 Speaker 1: my grandparents to pick me up the Christmas gift that 768 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,040 Speaker 1: you would have wanted. I love how like Opie is 769 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,680 Speaker 1: coming in with such pure intentions like I just want 770 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,560 Speaker 1: to get some lights from my family, and Karen comes 771 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:49,560 Speaker 1: in like Karen maul bumper cart and freaking bums into 772 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:54,920 Speaker 1: Opie's ankle, breaks it, and that drives to steal everything. Like, dude, Christmas, 773 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,040 Speaker 1: we need a Christmas miracle, and the miracle should be 774 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,880 Speaker 1: that Karen should be smited from the earth. Yes, just 775 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,279 Speaker 1: control all delete, amen, brother oh man. But if you 776 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:09,319 Speaker 1: haven't already subscribe, subscribe that button and we see you 777 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,239 Speaker 1: next time. See us soon.