WEBVTT - TRUMP BLOWS UP THE EPSTEIN SCANDAL LIKE A BEACHED WHALE IN OREGON - 12.22.25

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>when they blew up that dead whale, That's what Trump

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<v Speaker 1>just did to the Epstein cover up. You've seen the

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<v Speaker 1>video right. Forty five foot eight ton carcass of a

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<v Speaker 1>dead sperm whale washes up on shore at Florence, Oregon,

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<v Speaker 1>November nineteen seventy. They decide the easiest way to dispose

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<v Speaker 1>of it is to blow it up with dynamite. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what Trump has just done to the Epstein cover up.

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<v Speaker 1>So the geniuses in Oregon in nineteen seventy figured some

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<v Speaker 1>of it will wash away and the smaller parts will

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<v Speaker 1>be eaten by scavenger animals. Only they had a highway

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<v Speaker 1>engineer plan it out, and he used half a ton

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<v Speaker 1>of dynamite instead of the twenty sticks that would have

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<v Speaker 1>done the job. And the next thing you knew, the

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<v Speaker 1>whale had become a thousand pieces of rock hard shrapnel.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Trump just did to the Epstein cover up.

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<v Speaker 1>A piece of blubber, and whale blubber is hard. A

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<v Speaker 1>piece of blubber the size of a coffee table hit

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<v Speaker 1>a parked car and crushed it, and the driver later

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<v Speaker 1>swore he had just bought that car from a lot

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<v Speaker 1>that was then running a promotion called get a Whale

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<v Speaker 1>of a Deal. That's what Trump just did to the

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<v Speaker 1>Epstein cover up. I also want to know today why

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<v Speaker 1>Trump renamed the Kennedy Center the Donald J. Trump Memorial Center.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me plow through the trump Stein disaster first.

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<v Speaker 1>It starts with Image four sixty eight. Image four to

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<v Speaker 1>sixty eight, from the Epstein files, from which virtually all

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<v Speaker 1>the Trump stuff had already been scrubbed, was not scrubbed.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a photo of a bunch of framed photos

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<v Speaker 1>in a drawer, all of which showed Trump and Epstein together. So,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours later, Image four to sixty eight, which

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't been scrubbed, was instead deleted. And even in doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>after they posted it and scrubbed it and deleted it,

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<v Speaker 1>they left Image one three hundred and forty six, a

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<v Speaker 1>larger shot of framed Epstein photos on a credenza, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple dozen of them. And sure enough, zoom in on that,

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<v Speaker 1>as the impeccable Lauren Windsor did, and there is a

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<v Speaker 1>framed photo of Epstein and Trump and Malania. The three

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<v Speaker 1>of them doesn't look like anybody's being introduced to anybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>At least sixteen pages that were released on Friday had

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<v Speaker 1>disappeared by yesterday. Some of the ones they did release

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<v Speaker 1>had one hundred percent redactions five hundred and fifty of

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<v Speaker 1>them five fifty pages fully redacted, just the black boxes,

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<v Speaker 1>per Scott McFarlane and CBS News, and they are still counting.

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<v Speaker 1>One Epstein victim says she was doxed that Trump released

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<v Speaker 1>her identifying information and just to apply the chef's kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>Todd Blanche, who believe it or not, is the Deputy

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<v Speaker 1>Attorney General, gets on one of the Sunday shows and

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<v Speaker 1>presents a self fulfilling prophecy or in this case, a

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<v Speaker 1>self unfulfilling prophecy. Quote. If there's photographs that we have

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<v Speaker 1>of President Trump or anybody else, they of course will

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<v Speaker 1>be released, with the exception of any victims or survivors

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<v Speaker 1>that we've identified unquote. In other words, any photos proving

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<v Speaker 1>Trump was with verified Epstein victims or survivors, they will

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<v Speaker 1>not be released because because because they would show Trump

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<v Speaker 1>was with verified Epstein victims or survivors, we can't show

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<v Speaker 1>you THEO that would prove it. Hey did just stuff

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<v Speaker 1>the dynamite into the dead whale. Yet Cole let her rip,

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<v Speaker 1>the penultimate flaw of this administration, has now once again

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<v Speaker 1>moved center stage, even ahead of his own instability. That

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<v Speaker 1>second ranked fatal flaw is these people are idiots. Dan

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<v Speaker 1>Bongino didn't say this as he quit as deputy FBI director,

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<v Speaker 1>but the suspicion is Cash Patel is too much of

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<v Speaker 1>an idiot, even for Dan Bongino. I mean, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of idiot. And apart from Patel screwing up every

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<v Speaker 1>investigation he's put his eye on, so to speak, the

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<v Speaker 1>key Trumpest exposure on the brain drain issue is the

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<v Speaker 1>Epstein files. First was Pam Bondi's empty Epstein loose leaf

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<v Speaker 1>notebooks bought at a Staples in Georgetown or somewhere for

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<v Speaker 1>all we know. Then it was her claim that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a client list on her desk. Then it was

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<v Speaker 1>Trump going from running on releasing the Epstein files to

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<v Speaker 1>Trump calling the Epstein files a hoax, to Trump signing

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<v Speaker 1>the humiliating House measure to force him to release the

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<v Speaker 1>Epstein files. Then it was Susie Wiles saying Bondie quote

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<v Speaker 1>completely whiffed on the Epstein files. Then it was not

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<v Speaker 1>releasing documents that must by law be released, and it

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<v Speaker 1>said releasing only some of them, then unreleasing others, and

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<v Speaker 1>therefore blowing up the metaphorical whale while simply spreading the

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<v Speaker 1>metaphorical whale over a square mile area, and by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>still not complying with the law Trump signs, so people

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<v Speaker 1>at the DOJ could technically go to jail now or

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<v Speaker 1>more likely later. Twenty twenty nine comes to mind. If

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<v Speaker 1>you'd like to make sure the Epstein story stays alive,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd do any one of those things I just mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>If you'd like to make sure America is convinced Trump

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<v Speaker 1>is again convicted of complicity with Epstein, I mean a

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<v Speaker 1>second time after the release of the Trump signed drawing

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<v Speaker 1>of the nude, do all of those things I just mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you'd like to escalate the Epstein scandal to

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<v Speaker 1>indelibly market as the Trumpstein scandal, do what these idiots

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<v Speaker 1>did and plant things in the files and release the

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<v Speaker 1>planted things, and do it so clumsily and moronically that

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<v Speaker 1>it gets community noted on Twitter. X Abigail Marone Jackson

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<v Speaker 1>a deputy Press secretary. And remember if you're a deputy

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<v Speaker 1>press secretary. When Caroline Levitt is the press secretary, you

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<v Speaker 1>are necessarily dumber even than Caroline Levitt is. Abigail Morone

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson wrote that per the Epstein Files Transparency Act, DOJ

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<v Speaker 1>was specifically instructed only to redact the faces of victims

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<v Speaker 1>and or miners. Here is a picture of Bill Clinton

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<v Speaker 1>with his arm around Michael Jackson and redacted individuals might

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<v Speaker 1>as well have had a picture of Abraham Lincoln. The

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<v Speaker 1>picture of Clinton is of course available by googling his

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<v Speaker 1>name and Michael Jackson and the redacted individuals in that

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<v Speaker 1>picture are Michael Jackson's two sons and Evan Ross, the

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<v Speaker 1>son of Diana Ross. And also Diana Ross is also

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<v Speaker 1>in the picture. And apparently Abigail Moron Jackson doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>who she is. She's too inbubbled to know who Diana

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<v Speaker 1>Ross is. And the picture is from a Democratic fundraiser

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<v Speaker 1>from two thousand and three, and it don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>damn thing to do with the Epstein Files. But Abigail

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson decided to try to deceive the American public into

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<v Speaker 1>believing it has something to do with them. In other words,

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<v Speaker 1>they blew up the whale, and then they went back

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<v Speaker 1>and assembled the pieces again and blew it up a

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<v Speaker 1>second time. And that gives anybody an excuse to look

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<v Speaker 1>at anything in the Epstein files and just assume that

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<v Speaker 1>if it puts the finger on somebody else, Trump put

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<v Speaker 1>it there. Nice work, Abigail Moron Jackson. This is Abigail's

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<v Speaker 1>second job in life. The first one was as a

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<v Speaker 1>press aid to Josh Hawley, the January sixth running Man.

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<v Speaker 1>There are, in fact, at last check, at least eight

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter ex community notes on posts by Jackson, by the

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<v Speaker 1>deplorable Todd Blanche, by Pam Bondi herself Blondie, who simply

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<v Speaker 1>cannot be long for her job. She just can't. New

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<v Speaker 1>Year's Day would be a surprise if she's still in

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<v Speaker 1>that job. Wasn't even posting about Trumpstein, and she still

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<v Speaker 1>got community noted about trump Stein. She wrote about Trump

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<v Speaker 1>setting all time great transparency standards for a presidency, and

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<v Speaker 1>nobody is buying it community note quote contrary to the claim,

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of transparency, the administration runs defense for pedophiles and rapists.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there are links to four tweets, including two

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<v Speaker 1>by Congressman Tom Massey. Keep up the good work, Madam

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<v Speaker 1>Attorney Generic Trump. Not just covering up the Epstein files

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<v Speaker 1>and breaking the law by not fulfilling the law passed

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<v Speaker 1>by his own party. Not just doing that, but now

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<v Speaker 1>faking things and putting them in the Epstein files and

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<v Speaker 1>not even doing it very well, and faking something about

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Clinton. The day Bill Clinton left the White House,

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<v Speaker 1>the average American of today was fifteen years old. You

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<v Speaker 1>might as well have faked something about Epstein and the

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<v Speaker 1>y two K computer crisis, Abigail. This underscores why Trumpstein,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter what happens next, will be self perpetuating in

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<v Speaker 1>a way nobody dreamed of last Thursday. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>true danger of conspiracy theories, as no one will find

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<v Speaker 1>out more than Donald Trump will find out in the

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<v Speaker 1>days and weeks to come. Twenty percent of Americans do

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<v Speaker 1>not believe the reality of what happened on nine to eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>The Kennedy assassination only became more desirable as conspiracy fodder

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<v Speaker 1>after the Warren Commission reports. Jill McCay's eighteen forty one

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<v Speaker 1>book Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds has

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<v Speaker 1>been surpassed since its publication in explaining mass stupidity, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is still always a wonderful reminder that while it

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<v Speaker 1>has now been weaponized by everybody from the Nazis to Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>people have always been this gullible. It is hard to

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<v Speaker 1>get away from conspiracy theories except by massive and even

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<v Speaker 1>shocking straightforwardness and transparency, and that is impossible if a

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<v Speaker 1>government consists of conspiracy theorists and stupid conspiracy theorists like

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<v Speaker 1>har Meat Dylan. If you don't know her, she is

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<v Speaker 1>actually an assistant Attorney General. Her previous job was Tulsey

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<v Speaker 1>Gabbard's lawyer. She deliberately or otherwise turned the Brown University

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<v Speaker 1>shooting into another fake conspiracy. Somebody tweeted that after the shooting,

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<v Speaker 1>Brown was removing articles from its website about one of

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<v Speaker 1>its students. She retweeted it with the musk like addition.

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<v Speaker 1>Concerning Anna, Paulina Luna, the member of the House from

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<v Speaker 1>Dipshit County, Florida, wrote she found it suspicious that things

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<v Speaker 1>were altered on the Brown website. Luna also probably finds

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<v Speaker 1>it suspicious that the amount of daylight changes every day. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan retweeted her too, adding just sus turned out the

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<v Speaker 1>deletions had nothing to do with the shooting, and the

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<v Speaker 1>student had nothing to do with the shooting. As I

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<v Speaker 1>recorded this, Dylan had not even deleted her misinformation sus

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<v Speaker 1>this clown. One can argue that it is part of

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<v Speaker 1>the trumpest playbook, that it is part of the authoritarian playbook,

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<v Speaker 1>that the less people who believe in official accounts about anything,

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<v Speaker 1>the more they will turn to one seemingly authoritative source.

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<v Speaker 1>And unfortunately, for many of these idiots, that's still Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>I confess. I think that's giving them too much credit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like reading Senator Mike Lee, who is so deep

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<v Speaker 1>down his let's see what's the amount one million Internet

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<v Speaker 1>rabbit hole now that he would need to detox to

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<v Speaker 1>find his way back to reality, and thinking that Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Lee's borderline paranoia is some kind of re election strategy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. He's just a moron. These people are all

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<v Speaker 1>just morons. They blew up the Epstein whale. They have

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<v Speaker 1>not processed that. Conspiracy theories are like giant fire hoses.

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<v Speaker 1>They're effective and decisive unless you lose control of yours

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<v Speaker 1>and you drop it and the next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the water has drowned you, or the blubber has the

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<v Speaker 1>Trump Stein story would have forgive me exploded. If everything

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<v Speaker 1>had come out Friday, just like a dead whale would

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<v Speaker 1>eventually explode due to natural biological forces, then there would

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<v Speaker 1>have been a significant, if probably inaccurate, sense that almost

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing was out in the open now, and

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<v Speaker 1>however bad it might have been, there would have been

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<v Speaker 1>a virtual end to it. But everything didn't come out Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>All that did was just give you a reason to

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<v Speaker 1>reread the nauseating New York Times story about Epstein giving

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<v Speaker 1>Trump a twenty year old woman of Trump denying, denying,

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<v Speaker 1>and denying, and nobody ever bothering to reread the Epstein

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<v Speaker 1>evidence while playing Trump's words from the Access Hollywood tape

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<v Speaker 1>and remembering that when Trump said that, it was after

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<v Speaker 1>most of his sleaziness with Epstein had already occurred, so

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't come out. Instead, you maniacs, you blew it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn you, damn you Hotell. And now the blubber will

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<v Speaker 1>just sit there everywhere. It will just sit there, symbolically,

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<v Speaker 1>a whole, huge chunk of at the size of a

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<v Speaker 1>coffee table in the crushed car next to Trump, forever,

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<v Speaker 1>next to Trump as he dozes off for boasts about

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<v Speaker 1>acing the cognitive test and being able to tell which

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<v Speaker 1>one was the giraffe. Let's take another look at those

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<v Speaker 1>trump Steen photos. Is the draft in there too? How

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<v Speaker 1>about the dead blowed up whale, loaded up bloaded up,

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<v Speaker 1>real good, loaded up, real good. Okay, So why did

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<v Speaker 1>Trump name it the Donald J. Trump Memorial Center. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not the biggest problem with renaming the Kennedy Center

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<v Speaker 1>illegally after himself, But didn't anybody else notice this? He

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<v Speaker 1>changed the name of the Kennedy Center before anybody could

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<v Speaker 1>file a suit to stop him, and he put up

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<v Speaker 1>a new sign on it, reading the Donald J. Trump

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<v Speaker 1>and the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, could we be Is it possible that we're

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<v Speaker 1>missing the real lead story here? The Donald J. Trump

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<v Speaker 1>and the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing

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<v Speaker 1>Arts means well, it does include the idea that it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Donald J. Trump Memorial Center. The word memorial applies

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody in the new name, It's Trump Memorial. Did

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<v Speaker 1>I miss a bulletin or something? He's not dead yet, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean officially, officially, not in terms of brain health

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<v Speaker 1>or his own soul. The Donald J. Trump and the

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<v Speaker 1>John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts. You

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<v Speaker 1>read that, and it doesn't mean that only Kennedy is

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<v Speaker 1>memorialized here. It's it's that's the construction you use when

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<v Speaker 1>you are memorializing two people in the title of a

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<v Speaker 1>building or a book or anything else. Then don't tell me, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're going to slap your name on the Kennedy Center,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only way to do it. No, you take

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<v Speaker 1>out the word memorial and you make it the Donald J.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. See,

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<v Speaker 1>or if you're Trump and you really think there is

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<v Speaker 1>something too disrespectful even for you to do, and you

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<v Speaker 1>have to keep the word memorial in there for Kennedy's sake,

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<v Speaker 1>you take a page from sports stadiums and you make

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<v Speaker 1>it the Donald J. Trump Auditorium at the John F.

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts. That way, it's

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy memorial and Trump not memorial. Obviously, the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>is sacrilege. But there's sacrilege and then there's stupid sacrilege.

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<v Speaker 1>And what a surprise, Trump chose the stupid sacrilege. This

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be undone now by court act later just

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<v Speaker 1>with pick axes, maybe on pay per view, or people

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<v Speaker 1>buy a two dollars lottery ticket and the winners get

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<v Speaker 1>to wield the pick axes. You'd raise eleven hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>seventy four trillion dollars. But it's just so unsettling that anybody,

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<v Speaker 1>even a guy as flat out crazy as Trump, would

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<v Speaker 1>slap his name on an American cultural institution and make

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<v Speaker 1>it read like it is now the Trump Memorial Center.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir Memorial means dead sir. On the other hand, if

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<v Speaker 1>this sticks, Trump will have the last laugh, because of course,

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<v Speaker 1>sooner or later it will be it will be Trump Memorial.

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<v Speaker 1>So with trump Stein, kaboom and here comes the blubber.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure why Trump probably got scared out of

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<v Speaker 1>announcing an attack on Venezuela last Wednesday. Do not get

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<v Speaker 1>me wrong, I would be happy to see Maduro go,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter the how, just like I'd like to see

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<v Speaker 1>Putin go, no matter the how. These aren't socialist countries

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<v Speaker 1>or democracies or whatever form of government Russia has convinced

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<v Speaker 1>it's captive citizens they are in. These are dictatorships. But

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<v Speaker 1>once again, if Trump has the right to try to

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<v Speaker 1>force regime change in some place like Venezuela. Bunduro necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>also has the right to try to force regime change

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<v Speaker 1>in some place like oh here. Plus, Trump's relationship to

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<v Speaker 1>Venezuela is he wants it to be his. Iraq, Bush

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<v Speaker 1>managed to sell just enough Americans on the idea that

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<v Speaker 1>the Iraqis had something to do with nine to eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>And even if it wasn't much, sure, they didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>us hanging him and destroying his country would be a

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<v Speaker 1>lesson to somebody. In point of fact, it just amped

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<v Speaker 1>up the terrorist threat, and that secured Bush his narrow

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<v Speaker 1>reelection in two thousand and four. That obviously is why

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<v Speaker 1>they have invented this nonsensical term narco terrorism. Might as

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<v Speaker 1>well name it after Rubio and call it Marco terrorism.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes just as little sense. The point is to

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<v Speaker 1>repeat again and again and again and get the casual

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<v Speaker 1>American to forge a connection between Venezuela and terrorism, and

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<v Speaker 1>then use that to in a way repeat Bush's success.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, sorry, it pains me more than anybody else

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<v Speaker 1>I think in media. Yes, Bush was successful in Iraq.

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<v Speaker 1>Not for America, not for the world, certainly not for Iraq.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for Bush. Where does that leave Venezuela. We'll find

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<v Speaker 1>out after somebody has to tell Trump that the planted

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<v Speaker 1>photo of Clinton did nothing and the deleting of photos

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<v Speaker 1>of him was well, somebody has to go go in

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<v Speaker 1>now and tell Trump about the exploding whale. Couple of headlines. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Trump's economy, you gov. Polling for CBS concluded Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>released yesterday. What's more responsible for the state of the

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<v Speaker 1>US economy today? Trump's policies forty seven percent, Biden's twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two percent, both equally twenty two percent. You put the

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<v Speaker 1>key numbers together there, and sixty nine percent of the

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<v Speaker 1>people think it's at least mostly or partly Trump's economy.

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<v Speaker 1>Note to former UN ambassador, former New York state candidate

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<v Speaker 1>for governor soon to be former Representative Elise Stefanic betrayed

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<v Speaker 1>and abandoned by Trump because ettd the note is from

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<v Speaker 1>the devil and it consists of two words, no refunds.

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<v Speaker 1>Gavin Newsom brought it up again. Why do we pay

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<v Speaker 1>federal taxes? Tweeted his press office in one of those

0:21:06.475 --> 0:21:10.795
<v Speaker 1>Kitchie Trump all caps satire posts, and then the governor

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<v Speaker 1>reposted it seriously again quote. If Trump cannot provide the

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<v Speaker 1>bare minimum to Californians, perhaps it is time California with

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<v Speaker 1>holds resources from the Feds. I'm telling you this is

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<v Speaker 1>the way out. It'll be messy. It is virtually a

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<v Speaker 1>declaration of war. It destabilizes the country. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>destabilizes the country almost as fast as Trump is destabilizing it.

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<v Speaker 1>And lastly, Peter Arnett has died. Peter Arnett was not

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<v Speaker 1>the first reporter to tell the truth about Vietnam, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was the one who paved the way for all

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<v Speaker 1>the others too, including the ones on TV, because he

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<v Speaker 1>was reporting for the Associated Press when the Associated Press

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<v Speaker 1>had a world duopoly on news services. He won the

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<v Speaker 1>Pulitzer Prize in nineteen sixty six from Vietnam. He worked

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<v Speaker 1>so long and took such personal chances that he was

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<v Speaker 1>in Vietnam as early as nineteen sixty two and as

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<v Speaker 1>late as the day we withdrew in the chaos of

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy five. And he was covering the Soviet invasion

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<v Speaker 1>of Afghanistan in nineteen seventy nine, And he covered the

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<v Speaker 1>Gulf War from Iraq for CNN, and he covered the

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<v Speaker 1>Bush War in Iraq in two thousand and three for NBC.

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<v Speaker 1>But what made Peter Arnett a great reporter among great

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<v Speaker 1>reporters is that in between when he was based at

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<v Speaker 1>the CNN bureau in New York in CNN year one

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<v Speaker 1>and year two, and that day they didn't need him

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<v Speaker 1>at the un or he wasn't packing to go overseas,

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<v Speaker 1>and instead they needed somebody to go interview commuters during

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<v Speaker 1>a snowstorm, or to get a SoundBite about the latest

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, exploding whale. Peter Arnett was the first

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<v Speaker 1>to volunteer. He liked reporting, or when the rookie sports

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<v Speaker 1>reporter needed some advice on how to put together his

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<v Speaker 1>rookie sports story, Peter Arnett not only gave it, he

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<v Speaker 1>sat through nearly the entire editing session of the sports

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<v Speaker 1>piece in question. When I was next on the same

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<v Speaker 1>channel as him twenty one years later, he was live

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<v Speaker 1>from Iraq and before we went on in the commercial break,

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<v Speaker 1>he said over the satellite, Hey, in that New Zealand

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<v Speaker 1>accent of his nice career, and I got to say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a lot of help from the real pros

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<v Speaker 1>when I was just getting started. Peter Arnett was ninety

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<v Speaker 1>one years old Thank you, Peter. Also of interest here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll mention this again later for your planning purposes. No

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<v Speaker 1>podcast Thursday. It's a holiday. The holiday season, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>does not stop the worst. Of course, memet Oz wants

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<v Speaker 1>you to know that the price of penises is a

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<v Speaker 1>going up. And in an unexpectedly possibly related topic, Lindsey

0:24:07.115 --> 0:24:13.315
<v Speaker 1>Halligan misspelled Virginia. So it looks like maybe she wasn't

0:24:13.355 --> 0:24:19.955
<v Speaker 1>trying to spell virginia. Maybe she was trying to spell

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<v Speaker 1>That's next. This is Countdown. This is Countdown with Keith Oberman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oberman still ahead on this edition of Countdown. Hey it's Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't done any Thurber in a long time. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've noticed this, but the news Hole,

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<v Speaker 1>as it is colloquially known locally known Broklaw, it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of small this week. So let's give you a little

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<v Speaker 1>something to do if you want to laugh at and

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<v Speaker 1>with everybody else. His most famous story, the story which

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<v Speaker 1>began my relationship with the Thurber family and the Literary Trust,

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<v Speaker 1>and my favorite Thurber story, A holiday three for ahead

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<v Speaker 1>from James Thurber. But first, believe it or not, there's

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<v Speaker 1>still more new idiots to talk about the roundup of

0:25:29.715 --> 0:25:34.195
<v Speaker 1>the misgrants, morons, undunning Kruger effects specimens who constitute today's

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<v Speaker 1>other worst persons in the world. Lebron's worst doctor Oz,

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<v Speaker 1>you heard him while millions of Americans are about to

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<v Speaker 1>fall off the economic cliff because he's part of the

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<v Speaker 1>dictatorship determined to cut healthcare to save money for billionaires.

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<v Speaker 1>He gave an address on how inflation is hitting transgender

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<v Speaker 1>care quote the creation of a penis unquote all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Pro tip if you are ever giving a speech and

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<v Speaker 1>you see that phrase on the page in front of you,

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<v Speaker 1>simply throw the script in the air, make some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of diversion and run from the podium. In fact, run

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<v Speaker 1>from the room as fast as you can. Memo and

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<v Speaker 1>Oz chose not to do this. He continued, the creation

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<v Speaker 1>of a penis costs on average in America one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty thousand dollars per child. Then he added a

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<v Speaker 1>scrotleplasty where you add testicles. That's extra. Wait, you can

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<v Speaker 1>add testicles? Has anybody told Mike Johnson The silver worser

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<v Speaker 1>Riley Gaines, America's also ran Sweetheart. Her podcast will migrate

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<v Speaker 1>from the Deplorable OutKick to the Home of the Devil Fox,

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<v Speaker 1>and interestingly, it has already reached the podcast charts, where

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<v Speaker 1>it's finished oh in eighty fifth place. Sources say in

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<v Speaker 1>the first episode, Gains will confess she never really learned

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<v Speaker 1>how to swim. But the winner the Worst Lindsey Halligan,

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Uncongeniality and third runner up from the Colorado Miss

0:27:20.995 --> 0:27:26.595
<v Speaker 1>USA pageant many many many years ago, and now the

0:27:26.715 --> 0:27:30.195
<v Speaker 1>unqualified attorney Trump keeps trying to install as the US

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<v Speaker 1>Attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia, even though she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know any of the rules, like you have to

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<v Speaker 1>show the grand jury whatever it is you claim they

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<v Speaker 1>voted on, and get approved by somebody for your office

0:27:41.995 --> 0:27:44.995
<v Speaker 1>before you start indicting people as political vengeance for the

0:27:45.035 --> 0:27:48.715
<v Speaker 1>guy who used to own the Miss USA pageant. El Trumpolini,

0:27:48.995 --> 0:27:51.995
<v Speaker 1>she didn't know stuff like that, while she's done it again,

0:27:52.475 --> 0:27:55.635
<v Speaker 1>only this one is way simpler and way funnier than

0:27:55.675 --> 0:27:59.955
<v Speaker 1>the Star Chamber indictments in her name. She keeps having

0:27:59.995 --> 0:28:07.035
<v Speaker 1>trouble with details, details, and trouble like Lionel Hutts from

0:28:07.035 --> 0:28:10.595
<v Speaker 1>The Simpsons level trouble noted by someone I think on

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<v Speaker 1>Blue Sky. Her self identification on one of the legal

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<v Speaker 1>documents she filed reads Lindsay Halligan, United States Attorney, Eastern

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<v Speaker 1>District of Virginia, Florida, bar number one on the nine

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<v Speaker 1>four three of the tamis and amnue Alexandria Virginia two

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<v Speaker 1>two three fo Wait, Wait what United States Attorney Eastern

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<v Speaker 1>District of v I r gi na Virgina Virgina. She

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<v Speaker 1>misspelled Virginia v i r g i na Virgina. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're assuming she was trying to spell Virginia.

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<v Speaker 2>Lindsay, what was the name of that old minstrel song

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<v Speaker 2>from the nineteenth century? Carry me back to old Virgina Alligan,

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<v Speaker 2>Today's other worst person in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>As promised, Merry Christmas. Not just one Thurber story, since

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't done any of them in a while, not two,

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<v Speaker 1>but three, and all of them with special connotations. My favorite,

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<v Speaker 1>his most famous, and the one that first connected me

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<v Speaker 1>to the Thurber literary tradition. As I've mentioned many times,

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<v Speaker 1>I read this story first aloud in a class in

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<v Speaker 1>college in nineteen seventy nine, and a friend of mine

0:30:17.915 --> 0:30:19.435
<v Speaker 1>came up to me and said, you should forget that

0:30:19.515 --> 0:30:23.475
<v Speaker 1>sportscasting thing. You should read Thurber for a living, and

0:30:23.515 --> 0:30:27.235
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, that'll ever happen. This is, for some

0:30:27.275 --> 0:30:32.275
<v Speaker 1>reason salvation for me, Catharsis, and every other emotion that

0:30:32.395 --> 0:30:38.235
<v Speaker 1>is appropriate after it has been a long week. A

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<v Speaker 1>Box to Hide in by James Thurber. I waited till

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<v Speaker 1>the large woman with the awful hat took up her

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<v Speaker 1>sack of groceries and went out, peering at the tomatoes

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<v Speaker 1>and the lettuce on her way. The clerk asked me

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<v Speaker 1>what mine was. Have you got a box, I asked,

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<v Speaker 1>A large box. I want a box to hide in.

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<v Speaker 1>You want a box, he asked, I want a box

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<v Speaker 1>to hide in. I said, what do you mean? He said,

0:31:15.355 --> 0:31:18.515
<v Speaker 1>you mean a big box? I said, I meant a

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<v Speaker 1>big box big enough to hold me. I haven't got

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<v Speaker 1>any boxes, he said, only cottons that cans come in.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried several other groceries and none of them had

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<v Speaker 1>a box big enough for me to hide in. And

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<v Speaker 1>there was nothing for it but to face life out.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't feel strong, and I'd had this overpowering desire

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<v Speaker 1>to hide in a box for a long time. Well,

0:31:46.835 --> 0:31:48.515
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean you want to hide in this box?

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<v Speaker 1>One grocer asked me. It's a form of escape, I

0:31:53.915 --> 0:31:58.195
<v Speaker 1>told him, hiding in a box, it circumscribes your worries

0:31:58.355 --> 0:32:02.955
<v Speaker 1>in the range of your anguish. You don't see people either.

0:32:04.395 --> 0:32:06.755
<v Speaker 1>The hell you eat when you're in this box, asked

0:32:06.795 --> 0:32:08.435
<v Speaker 1>the grocer, I don't know. Hell do you get anything

0:32:08.435 --> 0:32:11.595
<v Speaker 1>to eat? I said, I had never been in a

0:32:11.635 --> 0:32:13.795
<v Speaker 1>box and didn't know, but that that would take care

0:32:13.835 --> 0:32:18.195
<v Speaker 1>of itself. Well, he said, finally, I haven't got any boxes,

0:32:18.235 --> 0:32:23.435
<v Speaker 1>only some pasteboard curtains that cans come in. It was

0:32:23.515 --> 0:32:27.355
<v Speaker 1>the same every place. I gave up when it got

0:32:27.515 --> 0:32:31.075
<v Speaker 1>dark and the groceries closed, and hid in my room again.

0:32:32.155 --> 0:32:34.035
<v Speaker 1>I turned out the light and lay on the bed.

0:32:34.715 --> 0:32:38.515
<v Speaker 1>You feel better when it gets dark. I could have

0:32:38.635 --> 0:32:41.955
<v Speaker 1>hit in a closet, I suppose, but people are always

0:32:42.315 --> 0:32:47.355
<v Speaker 1>opening doors. Somebody would find you in a closet. They

0:32:47.355 --> 0:32:49.795
<v Speaker 1>would be startled, and you'd have to tell them why

0:32:49.875 --> 0:32:53.195
<v Speaker 1>you're in the closet. Nobody pays attention to a big

0:32:53.315 --> 0:32:56.515
<v Speaker 1>box lying on the floor. You could stay in it

0:32:56.635 --> 0:33:00.835
<v Speaker 1>for days and nobody'd think to look in it, not

0:33:01.195 --> 0:33:07.675
<v Speaker 1>even the cleaning woman. My cleaning woman came the next

0:33:07.675 --> 0:33:10.795
<v Speaker 1>morning and woke me up, and I was still feeling bad.

0:33:11.475 --> 0:33:13.155
<v Speaker 1>I asked her if she knew where I could get

0:33:13.155 --> 0:33:17.795
<v Speaker 1>a large box. How big a box you want, she asked,

0:33:18.595 --> 0:33:20.235
<v Speaker 1>I want a box big enough for me to get

0:33:20.235 --> 0:33:24.235
<v Speaker 1>inside of, I said. She looked at me with big,

0:33:24.555 --> 0:33:30.355
<v Speaker 1>dim eyes. There's something wrong with her glands. She's awful,

0:33:30.395 --> 0:33:32.835
<v Speaker 1>but she has a big heart, which makes it worse.

0:33:33.275 --> 0:33:37.395
<v Speaker 1>She's unbearable. Her husband is sick, and her children are sick,

0:33:37.435 --> 0:33:39.955
<v Speaker 1>and she is sick too. I got to thinking how

0:33:39.955 --> 0:33:41.555
<v Speaker 1>pleasant it would be if I were in a box

0:33:41.635 --> 0:33:44.115
<v Speaker 1>now and didn't have to see her. I'd be in

0:33:44.115 --> 0:33:45.955
<v Speaker 1>a box right there in the room, and she wouldn't know.

0:33:46.355 --> 0:33:49.235
<v Speaker 1>I wondered, if you had a desire to bark or

0:33:49.435 --> 0:33:53.675
<v Speaker 1>laugh when someone who doesn't know walks by the box

0:33:53.755 --> 0:33:57.635
<v Speaker 1>you were in, maybe she would have a spell with

0:33:57.715 --> 0:34:00.435
<v Speaker 1>her heart. If I did that would die right there.

0:34:01.835 --> 0:34:05.035
<v Speaker 1>The officers and the elevator man and mister Graham would

0:34:05.075 --> 0:34:08.275
<v Speaker 1>find us funny, dog Gune, thing happened at the building

0:34:08.355 --> 0:34:10.915
<v Speaker 1>last night. The doorman would say to his wife, I

0:34:11.115 --> 0:34:12.995
<v Speaker 1>led in this woman to clean up tenf and she

0:34:13.075 --> 0:34:15.475
<v Speaker 1>never come out. See she's never in there more in

0:34:15.515 --> 0:34:18.155
<v Speaker 1>an hour, but she never come out. See. So when

0:34:18.155 --> 0:34:20.235
<v Speaker 1>it got time for me to go off duty. Wissays

0:34:20.275 --> 0:34:22.155
<v Speaker 1>to Credit, who was on the elevator. I says, what

0:34:22.195 --> 0:34:24.675
<v Speaker 1>the hell you suppose happened to that woman cleans tenf?

0:34:25.435 --> 0:34:27.755
<v Speaker 1>He says he didn't know. He says he never seen

0:34:27.795 --> 0:34:30.035
<v Speaker 1>her after he took her up. So I spoke to

0:34:30.075 --> 0:34:33.835
<v Speaker 1>mister Drammage about it. I'm sorry to bother you, mister Grammage,

0:34:33.875 --> 0:34:36.995
<v Speaker 1>I says, but there's something funny about that woman cleans

0:34:37.035 --> 0:34:40.035
<v Speaker 1>ten f. So I told him so he said we

0:34:40.115 --> 0:34:41.995
<v Speaker 1>better have a look, and we all three goes up

0:34:41.995 --> 0:34:44.075
<v Speaker 1>and knots on the door and rings the bells sea

0:34:44.115 --> 0:34:46.915
<v Speaker 1>and nobody answers. So he said we'd have to walk in.

0:34:46.995 --> 0:34:49.395
<v Speaker 1>So Credit opened the door and we walked in, and

0:34:49.435 --> 0:34:53.635
<v Speaker 1>here was this woman cleans the apartment, dead as a

0:34:53.755 --> 0:34:58.115
<v Speaker 1>herring on the floor, and the gentleman that lives there

0:34:59.395 --> 0:35:05.275
<v Speaker 1>was in a box. The cleaning woman kept looking at me.

0:35:06.035 --> 0:35:11.315
<v Speaker 1>It was hard to realize she wasn't dead. It's a

0:35:11.355 --> 0:35:17.555
<v Speaker 1>form of escape, I murmured, wat say. She asked, Dully,

0:35:18.915 --> 0:35:21.395
<v Speaker 1>you don't know of any large packing boxes, do you?

0:35:21.995 --> 0:35:27.635
<v Speaker 1>I asked, now, I don't. She said, I haven't found

0:35:27.675 --> 0:35:31.355
<v Speaker 1>one yet, But I still have this overpowering urge to

0:35:31.515 --> 0:35:36.835
<v Speaker 1>hide in a box. Maybe it will go away, Maybe

0:35:36.835 --> 0:35:42.115
<v Speaker 1>I'll be all right, Maybe it will get worse. It's

0:35:42.275 --> 0:35:49.115
<v Speaker 1>hard to say. A box to hide in by James Thurber.

0:35:55.355 --> 0:35:58.795
<v Speaker 1>James Thurber's best known work, best loved work, and maybe

0:35:58.915 --> 0:36:02.035
<v Speaker 1>just best work has been made into two different films,

0:36:02.675 --> 0:36:05.195
<v Speaker 1>neither of which is really satisfactory, but which gives you

0:36:05.315 --> 0:36:09.355
<v Speaker 1>just a glimpse of what your imagination is doing as

0:36:09.395 --> 0:36:13.995
<v Speaker 1>you hear or read his words. It is a universal.

0:36:14.235 --> 0:36:17.315
<v Speaker 1>It is the story of everybody who's ever lived, who

0:36:17.355 --> 0:36:22.635
<v Speaker 1>has ever daydreamed. It is the secret life of Walter

0:36:22.755 --> 0:36:29.635
<v Speaker 1>Mitty by James Thurber. We're going through. The Commander's voice

0:36:29.715 --> 0:36:33.795
<v Speaker 1>was like thin ice breaking. He wore his full dress uniform,

0:36:33.835 --> 0:36:36.755
<v Speaker 1>with the heavily braided white cap pulled down rakishly over

0:36:36.795 --> 0:36:42.515
<v Speaker 1>one cold gray eye. We can't make it, sir. It's

0:36:42.515 --> 0:36:45.195
<v Speaker 1>spoiling for a hurricane. If you ask me, I'm not

0:36:45.275 --> 0:36:48.195
<v Speaker 1>asking you, Lieutenant Berg said the commander. Throw on the

0:36:48.235 --> 0:36:51.995
<v Speaker 1>power lights, rever up to eighty five hundred. We're going through.

0:36:52.995 --> 0:36:56.075
<v Speaker 1>The pounding of the cylinders increased to pocket to pocket,

0:36:56.075 --> 0:36:59.115
<v Speaker 1>to pocket, to pocket to pocket. The commander stared at

0:36:59.115 --> 0:37:01.755
<v Speaker 1>the ice forming on the pilot window. He walked over

0:37:01.795 --> 0:37:05.115
<v Speaker 1>and twisted a row of complicated dials. Sweat youah, number

0:37:05.195 --> 0:37:10.195
<v Speaker 1>eight auxiliary, He shouted, switch on Mber eight auxiliary repeated.

0:37:10.195 --> 0:37:13.955
<v Speaker 1>Lieutenant Berg full strength and number three turret shouted the

0:37:13.955 --> 0:37:18.475
<v Speaker 1>commander full strength and number three turret. The crew, bending

0:37:18.515 --> 0:37:21.675
<v Speaker 1>to their various tasks in the huge, hurtling eight engined

0:37:21.755 --> 0:37:24.915
<v Speaker 1>Navy hydroplane, looked at each other and grinned. The old

0:37:24.995 --> 0:37:27.315
<v Speaker 1>man will get us through, they said to one another.

0:37:27.435 --> 0:37:31.275
<v Speaker 1>The old man ain't afraid of hell, not the fast.

0:37:32.355 --> 0:37:35.955
<v Speaker 1>You're driving too fast, said missus Middy. What are you

0:37:36.075 --> 0:37:41.755
<v Speaker 1>driving so fast for? Hmmm, said Walter Middy. He looked

0:37:41.755 --> 0:37:45.435
<v Speaker 1>at his wife in the seat beside him with shocked astonishment.

0:37:45.835 --> 0:37:49.195
<v Speaker 1>She seemed grossly unfamiliar, like a strange woman who had

0:37:49.275 --> 0:37:52.315
<v Speaker 1>yelled at him in a crowd. You're up to fifty five,

0:37:52.835 --> 0:37:54.635
<v Speaker 1>she said. You know I don't like to go more

0:37:54.675 --> 0:37:58.395
<v Speaker 1>than forty. You're up to fifty five. Walter Middy drove

0:37:58.475 --> 0:38:01.475
<v Speaker 1>on toward Waterbury in silence, the roaring of the s

0:38:01.635 --> 0:38:04.835
<v Speaker 1>N two two through the worst storm in twenty years

0:38:04.835 --> 0:38:10.075
<v Speaker 1>of Navy flying, fading in the remote intimate airways of

0:38:10.155 --> 0:38:14.795
<v Speaker 1>his mind. Your ten step again, said missus midty. It's

0:38:14.795 --> 0:38:18.355
<v Speaker 1>one of your days. I wish you'd let doctor Renshaw

0:38:18.515 --> 0:38:22.035
<v Speaker 1>look you over. Walter Mitty stopped the car in front

0:38:22.075 --> 0:38:23.715
<v Speaker 1>of the building where his wife went to have her

0:38:23.715 --> 0:38:26.515
<v Speaker 1>hair done. Remember to get those overshoes while I'm having

0:38:26.515 --> 0:38:31.035
<v Speaker 1>the hair done, she said, I don't need overshoes, said Mitty.

0:38:31.635 --> 0:38:34.155
<v Speaker 1>She put her mirror back into her bag. We've been

0:38:34.355 --> 0:38:37.515
<v Speaker 1>all through that, she said, getting out of the car.

0:38:37.595 --> 0:38:40.675
<v Speaker 1>You're not a young man any longer. He raced the

0:38:40.715 --> 0:38:43.755
<v Speaker 1>engine a little. Why don't you wear your gloves? Have

0:38:43.875 --> 0:38:47.355
<v Speaker 1>you lost your gloves? Walter Mitty reached in a pocket

0:38:47.435 --> 0:38:49.435
<v Speaker 1>and brought out the gloves. He put them on, but

0:38:49.955 --> 0:38:52.075
<v Speaker 1>after she had turned and gone into the building and

0:38:52.115 --> 0:38:54.995
<v Speaker 1>he had driven onto a red light, he took them

0:38:55.115 --> 0:38:59.235
<v Speaker 1>off again. Pick it up, brother snapped the cop as

0:38:59.235 --> 0:39:02.155
<v Speaker 1>the light changed, and Mitty hastily pulled on his gloves

0:39:02.435 --> 0:39:05.835
<v Speaker 1>and lurched ahead. He drove around the streets aimlessly for

0:39:05.875 --> 0:39:08.395
<v Speaker 1>a time, and then he drove past the hospital on

0:39:08.515 --> 0:39:13.395
<v Speaker 1>his way to the parking lot. It's the millionaire banker

0:39:13.395 --> 0:39:18.195
<v Speaker 1>Wellington McMillan, said, the pretty nurse, Yes, said Walter Mitty,

0:39:18.235 --> 0:39:22.555
<v Speaker 1>removing his gloves slowly. Who has the case? Doctor Renshawn,

0:39:22.595 --> 0:39:26.475
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Renbow. But there are two specialists here, doctor Remington

0:39:26.515 --> 0:39:29.475
<v Speaker 1>from New York and mister Prichard Mitford from London. He

0:39:29.595 --> 0:39:33.435
<v Speaker 1>flew over the door, opened down a long cool carter,

0:39:33.555 --> 0:39:37.955
<v Speaker 1>and doctor Renshaw came out. He looked distraught and haggard.

0:39:38.555 --> 0:39:41.515
<v Speaker 1>Hello Mitty, he said, we're having the devil's own time

0:39:41.515 --> 0:39:44.035
<v Speaker 1>with McMillan, the millionaire banker and close personal friend of

0:39:44.115 --> 0:39:49.995
<v Speaker 1>Roosevelt obstriosis of the ductal tract tertiary. Wish you'd take

0:39:50.035 --> 0:39:54.675
<v Speaker 1>a look at him. Glad to said Mitty. In the

0:39:54.675 --> 0:39:59.795
<v Speaker 1>operating room, there were whispered introductions Doctor Remington, doctor Mitty,

0:40:00.315 --> 0:40:04.875
<v Speaker 1>mister Richard Mitford, doctor Mitty. And I've read you bok

0:40:04.875 --> 0:40:09.835
<v Speaker 1>Gunscript of thracosis, said Richard Mitford, shaking hands. A brilliant performance, sir,

0:40:10.955 --> 0:40:14.355
<v Speaker 1>thank you, said Walter Mitty. Didn't know you're in the

0:40:14.475 --> 0:40:18.955
<v Speaker 1>State's midty, grumbled Remington. Coles to Newcastle, bringing Midford to

0:40:18.955 --> 0:40:22.395
<v Speaker 1>me up here for a tertiary. You are very kind,

0:40:23.115 --> 0:40:27.675
<v Speaker 1>said Mittie. A huge complicated machine connected to the operating

0:40:27.675 --> 0:40:30.675
<v Speaker 1>table with many tubes and wires began at this moment

0:40:30.755 --> 0:40:36.315
<v Speaker 1>to go pocket, pocketa pocketa. The new anesthetizer is giving way,

0:40:36.595 --> 0:40:38.995
<v Speaker 1>shouted an in turn. There is no one in the

0:40:39.035 --> 0:40:42.315
<v Speaker 1>east who knows how to fix it. Quiet man, said

0:40:42.395 --> 0:40:45.435
<v Speaker 1>Mitty in a low, cool voice. He sprang to the machine,

0:40:45.435 --> 0:40:48.795
<v Speaker 1>which was now going pocket to pocket to creep, pocket

0:40:48.795 --> 0:40:52.315
<v Speaker 1>to pocket to creep. He began fingering delicately a roll

0:40:52.355 --> 0:40:55.875
<v Speaker 1>of glistening dials. Give me a fountain pen, he snapped.

0:40:56.915 --> 0:40:59.355
<v Speaker 1>Someone handed him a fountain pen. He pulled a faulty

0:40:59.355 --> 0:41:01.635
<v Speaker 1>piston out of the machine and inserted the pen in

0:41:01.675 --> 0:41:05.995
<v Speaker 1>its place. That will hold for ten minutes, he said,

0:41:06.195 --> 0:41:08.915
<v Speaker 1>Get on with the operation. A nurse hurried over and

0:41:08.915 --> 0:41:11.795
<v Speaker 1>whispered to Renshaw, and Mitty saw the man turn pale.

0:41:12.595 --> 0:41:17.115
<v Speaker 1>Coreopsis has set him, said Renshaw nervously. If you would

0:41:17.395 --> 0:41:20.835
<v Speaker 1>take over, Middy. Mitty looked at him, and at the

0:41:20.875 --> 0:41:25.275
<v Speaker 1>craven figure of Benbow, who drank, and at the grave

0:41:25.435 --> 0:41:29.675
<v Speaker 1>uncertain faces of the two great specialists. If you wish,

0:41:29.755 --> 0:41:32.275
<v Speaker 1>he said. They slipped a white gown on him. He

0:41:32.315 --> 0:41:35.515
<v Speaker 1>adjusted a mask and drew on thin gloves. Nurses handed

0:41:35.555 --> 0:41:38.915
<v Speaker 1>him shiny back it up. Mac look out for that

0:41:39.075 --> 0:41:43.395
<v Speaker 1>buick Walter. Mitty jammed on the brakes. Wrong lane, mack,

0:41:43.795 --> 0:41:48.395
<v Speaker 1>said the parking lot attendant, looking at Mitty closely. Gee yeah,

0:41:48.955 --> 0:41:52.195
<v Speaker 1>muttered Mitty. He began cautiously to back out of the

0:41:52.275 --> 0:41:56.435
<v Speaker 1>lane marked exit. Only leave us sit there, said the attendant.

0:41:56.555 --> 0:41:59.795
<v Speaker 1>I'll put her away. Mitty got out of the car.

0:42:00.275 --> 0:42:05.835
<v Speaker 1>Hey better leave the key, oh, said Mitty, handing the

0:42:05.875 --> 0:42:09.195
<v Speaker 1>man the ignition key. The attendant vaulted into the car,

0:42:09.275 --> 0:42:12.275
<v Speaker 1>backed it up with insolent skill, and put it where

0:42:12.315 --> 0:42:18.435
<v Speaker 1>it belonged. They're so damn cocky, thought Walter Mitty, walking

0:42:18.435 --> 0:42:22.635
<v Speaker 1>along Main Street. They think they know everything. Once he

0:42:22.675 --> 0:42:25.675
<v Speaker 1>had tried to take his chains off outside New Milford,

0:42:26.115 --> 0:42:28.875
<v Speaker 1>and he got them wound around the axles. The man

0:42:28.995 --> 0:42:32.195
<v Speaker 1>had to come out in a wrecking car and unwind them,

0:42:32.395 --> 0:42:37.195
<v Speaker 1>a young, grinning garage man. Since then, missus Mitty always

0:42:37.195 --> 0:42:39.435
<v Speaker 1>made him drive to a garage to have the chains

0:42:39.435 --> 0:42:42.395
<v Speaker 1>taken off. The next time, he thought, I'll wear my

0:42:42.595 --> 0:42:45.875
<v Speaker 1>right arm in a sling. They won't grin at me.

0:42:45.955 --> 0:42:47.795
<v Speaker 1>Then I have my right arm in a sling, and

0:42:47.835 --> 0:42:50.435
<v Speaker 1>they'll see I couldn't possibly take the chains off myself.

0:42:51.435 --> 0:42:56.035
<v Speaker 1>He kicked at the slush on the sidewalk. Overshoes he

0:42:56.075 --> 0:42:58.115
<v Speaker 1>said to himself, and he began looking for a shoe store.

0:42:59.075 --> 0:43:00.715
<v Speaker 1>When he came out into the street again with the

0:43:00.715 --> 0:43:03.355
<v Speaker 1>overshoes in a box under his arm, Walter Mitty began

0:43:03.395 --> 0:43:05.595
<v Speaker 1>to wonder what the other thing was his wife had

0:43:05.635 --> 0:43:09.315
<v Speaker 1>told him to get. She had told him twice before

0:43:09.315 --> 0:43:12.475
<v Speaker 1>they set out from their house for Waterbury. In a way,

0:43:12.515 --> 0:43:15.155
<v Speaker 1>he hated these weekly trips to town. He was always

0:43:15.155 --> 0:43:22.115
<v Speaker 1>getting something wrong. Kleenex, he thoughts, quibbs, razor blades, now, toothpaste,

0:43:22.155 --> 0:43:27.675
<v Speaker 1>toothbrush by carbon at carborundum initiative referendum. He gave it up,

0:43:28.355 --> 0:43:31.235
<v Speaker 1>but she would remember it. Where's the what's its name?

0:43:31.435 --> 0:43:33.515
<v Speaker 1>She would ask? Don't tell me you forgot the what's

0:43:33.555 --> 0:43:36.715
<v Speaker 1>its name? The newsboy went by, shouting something about the

0:43:36.715 --> 0:43:42.955
<v Speaker 1>Waterbury trial. Perhaps this will refresh your memory. The district

0:43:42.955 --> 0:43:45.795
<v Speaker 1>attorney suddenly thrust a heavy automatic at the quiet figure

0:43:45.795 --> 0:43:48.155
<v Speaker 1>on the witness stand. Have you ever seen this before?

0:43:49.475 --> 0:43:53.275
<v Speaker 1>Walter Mitty took the gun and examined it expertly. This

0:43:53.755 --> 0:43:58.035
<v Speaker 1>is my Webley Vicar's fifty point eight, oh, he said calmly.

0:43:58.195 --> 0:44:01.555
<v Speaker 1>An excited buzz ran around the courtroom. The judge rapped

0:44:01.555 --> 0:44:04.875
<v Speaker 1>for order. You are a crack shot with any sort

0:44:04.915 --> 0:44:09.515
<v Speaker 1>of firearms, I believe, said the district attorney, insinuatingly, objection,

0:44:10.115 --> 0:44:13.515
<v Speaker 1>shouted Mitty's attorney. We have shown that the defendant could

0:44:13.515 --> 0:44:15.795
<v Speaker 1>not have fired the shot. We have shown that he

0:44:15.915 --> 0:44:18.835
<v Speaker 1>wore his right arm in a sling. On the night

0:44:18.835 --> 0:44:22.795
<v Speaker 1>of the fourteenth of July. Walter Mitty raised his hand briefly,

0:44:22.795 --> 0:44:26.675
<v Speaker 1>and the bickering attorneys were stilled with any known make

0:44:26.715 --> 0:44:30.635
<v Speaker 1>of gun. He said evenly, I could have killed Gregory

0:44:30.675 --> 0:44:36.795
<v Speaker 1>Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand. Pandemonium

0:44:36.835 --> 0:44:40.115
<v Speaker 1>broke out in the courtroom. A woman's scream rose above

0:44:40.115 --> 0:44:42.595
<v Speaker 1>the bedlom, and suddenly a lovely, dark haired girl was

0:44:42.595 --> 0:44:46.355
<v Speaker 1>in Walter Mitty's arms. The district attorney struck at her savagely.

0:44:46.515 --> 0:44:48.915
<v Speaker 1>Without rising from his chair. Mitty let the man have

0:44:48.955 --> 0:44:51.315
<v Speaker 1>it on the point of the chin. You miserable, cur

0:44:53.875 --> 0:44:58.115
<v Speaker 1>puppy biscuit, said Walter Mitty. He stopped walking, and the

0:44:58.115 --> 0:45:00.835
<v Speaker 1>buildings of Waterbury rose up out of the misty courtroom

0:45:00.835 --> 0:45:03.715
<v Speaker 1>and surrounded him again. A woman who was passing laughed.

0:45:04.195 --> 0:45:07.355
<v Speaker 1>He said, puppy biscuit. She said to her companion that

0:45:07.475 --> 0:45:11.755
<v Speaker 1>man said, puppy biscuit to himself. Walter Mitty hurried on.

0:45:12.675 --> 0:45:14.515
<v Speaker 1>He went into an a and p not the first

0:45:14.555 --> 0:45:16.595
<v Speaker 1>one he came to, but a smaller one farther up

0:45:16.595 --> 0:45:21.475
<v Speaker 1>the street. I want some biscuit for small young dogs,

0:45:21.995 --> 0:45:26.195
<v Speaker 1>he said to the clerk. Any special brand, Sir, the

0:45:26.275 --> 0:45:31.115
<v Speaker 1>greatest pistol shot in the world, thought a moment. It

0:45:31.235 --> 0:45:36.635
<v Speaker 1>says puppies bark for it on the box, said Walter Mitty.

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<v Speaker 1>His wife would be through at the hairdressers in fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitty saw in looking at his watch. Unless they had

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<v Speaker 1>trouble drying it. Sometimes they had trouble drying it. She

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like to get to the hotel first. She would

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<v Speaker 1>want him to be there waiting for her as usual.

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<v Speaker 1>He found a big leather chair in the lobby facing

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<v Speaker 1>a window, and he put the overshoes and the puppy

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<v Speaker 1>biscuit on the floor. Beside it. He picked up an

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<v Speaker 1>old copy of Liberty and sank down into the chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Can Germany conquer the world through the air? Walter Mitty

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<v Speaker 1>looked at the pictures of bombing planes and of ruined streets.

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<v Speaker 1>The Cannonaden has got the wind up in young Rawleigh, Sir, said,

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<v Speaker 1>the sergeant. Captain Mitty looked at him through touzled hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Get him to bed, he said, wearily. With the others,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll fly alone. But you can't, sir, said the sergeant anxiously.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes two men to handle that bomber, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Archies are pounding l out of the air. Von Rickman's

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<v Speaker 1>circus is between here and Solier. Somebody's got to get

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<v Speaker 1>that ammunition dump, said Mitty. I'm going over spot of brandy.

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<v Speaker 1>He poured a drink for the sergeant and won for himself. Wore,

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<v Speaker 1>thundered and whined around the dugout and battered at the door.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a rending of wood and splinters flew through

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<v Speaker 1>the room. Bit of a near thing, said Captain Mitty carelessly.

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<v Speaker 1>The box barrage is closing in, said the sergeant. We

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<v Speaker 1>only live once, sergeant, said Mitty, with his faint, fleeting smile.

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<v Speaker 1>Or do we? He poured another brandy and tossed it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Never seen a man could hold his brandy. Lock you, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>said the sergeant, begging you pardon, sir. Captain Mitty stood

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<v Speaker 1>up and scrapped on his huge Webbley vicars automatic. It's

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<v Speaker 1>forty kilometers through el, Sir, said the sergeant. Mitty finished

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<v Speaker 1>one last brandy after all, he said, softly, What isn't

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<v Speaker 1>The pounding of the cannon increased. There was the rat

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<v Speaker 1>tat tatting of the machine guns, and from somewhere came

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<v Speaker 1>the menacing Pucket to Pucket, to Pucket to Pucketer of

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<v Speaker 1>the new flame throwers. Walter Mitty walked to the door

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<v Speaker 1>of the dugout, humming out Prey de ma blonde. He

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<v Speaker 1>turned and waved to the sergeant cheerio. He said. Something

0:47:58.275 --> 0:48:01.315
<v Speaker 1>struck his shoulder. I've been looking all over this hotel

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<v Speaker 1>for you, said missus Mitty. Why do you have to

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<v Speaker 1>hide in this old chair? How did you expect me

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<v Speaker 1>to find you? Things? Close in? Said Walter Mitty, vaguely

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<v Speaker 1>what Missus Mitty said? Did you get the wats it's

0:48:14.955 --> 0:48:20.355
<v Speaker 1>name the poppy biscuit? What's in that box overshoes? Said Mitty?

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't you put them on on the star? I was thinking,

0:48:24.515 --> 0:48:26.875
<v Speaker 1>said Walter Mitty. Does it ever occur to you that

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<v Speaker 1>I am sometimes thinking? She looked at him. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to take your temperature when I get you home, she said.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out through the revolving doors that made a

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<v Speaker 1>faintly derisive whistling sound when you push them. It was

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<v Speaker 1>two blocks to the parking lot at the drug store

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<v Speaker 1>on the corner. She said, wait here for me. I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot something. I won't be a minute. She was more

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<v Speaker 1>than a minute. Walter Mitty lighted a cigarette. It began

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<v Speaker 1>to rain, rain with sleet in it. He stood up

0:48:58.715 --> 0:49:01.635
<v Speaker 1>against the wall of the drug store smoking. He put

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<v Speaker 1>his shoulders back and his heels together. Hell with the handkerchief,

0:49:06.355 --> 0:49:09.435
<v Speaker 1>said Walter Mitty, scornfully. He took one last drag on

0:49:09.475 --> 0:49:12.315
<v Speaker 1>his cigarette and snapped it away. Then, with that faint,

0:49:12.875 --> 0:49:17.595
<v Speaker 1>fleeting smile playing about his lips, he faced the firing squad,

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<v Speaker 1>erect and motionless, proud and disdainful. Walter Mitty, the Undefeated,

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<v Speaker 1>inscrutable to the last. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

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<v Speaker 1>by James Thurber, The peace Like Mongoose is the starting

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<v Speaker 1>point of my relationship with James Thurber's daughter Rosemary, and

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<v Speaker 1>his granddaughter and his publishers. It was my dad, fatally

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<v Speaker 1>sick in the hospital, to whom I would read Thurber

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<v Speaker 1>every night, who suggested I should read Thurber on the

0:49:51.355 --> 0:49:54.715
<v Speaker 1>TV news show. I thought he was crazy. I told

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<v Speaker 1>him if I did that, I'd probably hear from his

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<v Speaker 1>literary trust. But I did it anyway, and so I

0:49:59.595 --> 0:50:03.675
<v Speaker 1>read the Peace like Mongoose, and I heard from his

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<v Speaker 1>literary trust, because at the moment I read this story,

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<v Speaker 1>Rosie Thurber was on the horns of the proverbial dilemma.

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<v Speaker 1>A British publisher wanted to put the piece like Mongoose

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<v Speaker 1>in an anthology for school kids. It is placements like

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<v Speaker 1>that which keep an author alive. But that publisher wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to remove one word from the story, and Rosie was

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<v Speaker 1>now torn edit her father's work or don't publish her

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<v Speaker 1>father's work. Unbeknownst to me, she and her daughter Sarah

0:50:35.835 --> 0:50:38.395
<v Speaker 1>were both Countdown viewers and were watching as I read

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<v Speaker 1>the piece like Mongoose. Sarah and then called her mother

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<v Speaker 1>and said, I think you've got your answer right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Not long after, the British publisher, probably a coincidence, changed

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<v Speaker 1>its mind about excising the word amen. The word, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, is mongoose sexual, which is a perfect creation

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<v Speaker 1>of the perfect James Thurber. And the complaint from NBC

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<v Speaker 1>was about the moral to the story, which I will

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<v Speaker 1>not read first and without any other pointless ado. The

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<v Speaker 1>Piece Like Mongoose by James Thurber. In Cobra Country, a

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<v Speaker 1>mongoose was born one day who didn't want to fight

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<v Speaker 1>cobras or anything else. The word spread from mongoose to

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<v Speaker 1>mongoose that there was a mongoose who didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>fight cobras. He didn't want to fight anything else. It

0:51:29.435 --> 0:51:31.675
<v Speaker 1>was his own business. But it was the duty of

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<v Speaker 1>every mongoose to kill cobras or be killed by cobras. Why,

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<v Speaker 1>asked the peace like mongoose, And the word went around

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<v Speaker 1>that the strange new mongoose was not only pro cobra

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<v Speaker 1>and anti mongoose, but intellectually curious and against the ideals

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<v Speaker 1>and traditions of mongoosi Ism. He's crazy, cried the young

0:51:58.915 --> 0:52:04.155
<v Speaker 1>mongoose's father. He's sick, said his mother. He's a coward,

0:52:04.675 --> 0:52:09.995
<v Speaker 1>shouted his brothers. He is a mongoose sexual, whispered his sisters.

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<v Speaker 1>Strangers who had never laid eyes on the Piece like

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<v Speaker 1>Mongoose remembered that they had seen him crawling on his stomach,

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<v Speaker 1>or trying on cobra hoods, or plotting the violent overthrow

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<v Speaker 1>of Mongoosia. I'm trying to use reason and intelligence, said

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<v Speaker 1>the strange new mongoose. Reason is six sevenths of treason,

0:52:36.235 --> 0:52:39.755
<v Speaker 1>said one of his neighbors. Intelligence is what the enemy uses,

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<v Speaker 1>said another. Finally, the rumors spread that the mongoose had

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<v Speaker 1>venom in his sting like a cobra, and he was tried,

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<v Speaker 1>convicted by a show of pause, and condemned to banishment.

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<v Speaker 1>Moral ashes to ashes, and clay to clay. If the

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<v Speaker 1>enemy doesn't get you your own folks, may a box

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<v Speaker 1>to hide in. My favorite Walter Mitty, his most famous

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<v Speaker 1>and that one that connected me to the eternal Thurber Tree,

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<v Speaker 1>the piece like mongoos. Okay, I've done all the damage

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<v Speaker 1>The program was produced by Ted and everything else was

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and thirty seven of America held hostage again, but

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<v Speaker 1>just one twenty six days until the scheduled end of

0:54:22.235 --> 0:54:25.475
<v Speaker 1>his lame duck and lame brained term. Unless he is

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