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Speaker 1: we appreciate it. We love we hey, we loved you

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. That's why I like being here. So,

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Speaker 1: as you know, with the many episodes, we love to

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Speaker 1: read messages from our our our listeners, from from the

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Speaker 1: people who submit things to our our very popular email.

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Speaker 1: I cannot express enough how popular this email is. Scared,

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Speaker 1: who who are very excited to share their their strange

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Speaker 1: of course, thank you, Olivia. There are some people who

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Speaker 1: Oh that happens to me on instagram. Sometimes it's like

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Speaker 1: it's always like an Indian guy like very good. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, but please, please, be a

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Speaker 1: into it, though. Yeah, so today's email comes from us,

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Speaker 1: or comes to US rather, from a person named Christina.

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Speaker 1: Christina sent us an email simply titled when the whites

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Speaker 1: win or when the white winds. Excuse me, it's a

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Speaker 1: it in parts. If there, if at any point you

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Speaker 1: this conspiracy to the masses. Context, we eat. My partner

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Speaker 1: and I just watched the Kevin Samuel's episode of Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: We are both lighter skinned black people, not as yellow

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Speaker 1: She says when you deny your blackness as a black person,

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Speaker 1: so already already here, Christina, you're you're dropping elves. I'll

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Speaker 1: this is this is unnerving. I if I'm always believed

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Speaker 1: Those kids are very white. Mariah carry's black parents probably

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