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Speaker 1: Jewbels Second dat Update. We've heard of a lot of
Speaker 1: interesting date ideas in these second date updates. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: are creative, but I feel like the woman from today's
Speaker 1: second date update she got her inspiration from watching MTV
Speaker 1: in the early two thousands. Who must be a big
Speaker 1: fan of out show at Limit Date. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you anybody remembers that show or not, but don't
Speaker 1: worry about it's not on the air anymore anyway. Kenny
Speaker 1: is on the phone right now. What's up, Kenny? Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going pretty good? Before we get into the
Speaker 1: weird date that you went on, tell us a little
Speaker 1: bit about the girl you want to call today. What's
Speaker 1: her name? So, her name's Mary Anne, Mary Ann. Okay,
Speaker 1: and apparently her weird date idea was awesome though, because
Speaker 1: you're trying to get a hold of her. I mean it, yeah,
Speaker 1: it definitely intrigued me. It was definitely I've never seen
Speaker 1: it before, you know what I mean? Okay, Okay, Before
Speaker 1: we get into the date. Where did you meet Marianne? Okay,
Speaker 1: what did you like about her? She just seemed really
Speaker 1: really cool, you know what I mean. Like her pictures
Speaker 1: weren't they weren't just like the standard bathroom selfie, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So yeah, I don't know. She
Speaker 1: seemed really unique. You have, like the Spotify thing. And
Speaker 1: she had some good music taste. She had some Steve
Speaker 1: Miller band. Oh yeah, okay, that's always good to like
Speaker 1: have similar music taste. I don't know anything about Steven
Speaker 1: Miller or his band, but I have heard a lot
Speaker 1: of people that like that. Anyway, So tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit about the date. So she texted me saying,
Speaker 1: let's meet up. Let's go to a coffee shop. And
Speaker 1: then she told me that she had fifteen minutes. She
Speaker 1: she was giving me fifteen minutes to talk to her
Speaker 1: and hang out with her. But that's it because she's
Speaker 1: very busy. But it's kind of like, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: kind of the thing right now, like you do a
Speaker 1: pre date. I mean, you have to go through so
Speaker 1: many people when you're doing online dating apps. That's like
Speaker 1: it's a numbers game, right. But the interesting part was
Speaker 1: she told me she was taking two hours out of
Speaker 1: her day to meet with lots of different men in
Speaker 1: like fifteen minute intervals. Okay, so she's just sitting at
Speaker 1: that Starbucks interviewing dates basically. Yeah, that that really was it?
Speaker 1: So wait, hold on, So I mean you're cool with
Speaker 1: that obviously. I mean at first I was kind of
Speaker 1: like shocked, like I didn't think she was being serious.
Speaker 1: But it really intrigued me personally. I've never experienced something
Speaker 1: like that. It was like a dating competition. You don't
Speaker 1: have time to be shocked. You got fifteen minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta get through it. What did it feel like
Speaker 1: when you walked into the Starbucks and you knew probably
Speaker 1: most of the men that were in there were in
Speaker 1: line to go on a date with the same person
Speaker 1: you were going on a date within It's definitely pretty
Speaker 1: nerve wracking. But beforehand, I tried to go in with
Speaker 1: you know, a little advantage, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I decided to try and prepare some topics and questions.
Speaker 1: So you are a competitive man, You're up for the challenge?
Speaker 1: Oh why not? You know? Then? How did it go?
Speaker 1: So it went well? I gave her two questions that
Speaker 1: I thought were the most interesting. You know, they weren't
Speaker 1: the standard where are you from? What were they? So?
Speaker 1: The first one was how long would you give someone
Speaker 1: after a light goes green before honking at them? Oh?
Speaker 1: Says a lot about a person's patience. Yeah, yeah, and uh.
Speaker 1: The other one was if you could kiss any animated character,
Speaker 1: who would it be? Oh? My god? What are her answers? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So the first answer for the stoplight one, her answer
Speaker 1: was fifteen seconds. That's a good amount of time. I
Speaker 1: probably give thirty Yeah, that's a long time. Yeah maybe, Okay,
Speaker 1: what what was the next answer question? So? I thought
Speaker 1: this was hilarious. Actually, she said he man she'd make
Speaker 1: out with. I didn't even think a few men. I
Speaker 1: immediately thought I was gonna do it with a ladded really,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's got a nice lips. Though, you know,
Speaker 1: you could sleep with a female character. It just said
Speaker 1: cartoon character. All right, So did you like her question?
Speaker 1: Did you like her answer to those questions? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't really know what I would get
Speaker 1: out of them. You know, it was like a rigged question,
Speaker 1: but I definitely thought it was really interesting, and you know,
Speaker 1: we actually in our fifteen minute session We actually went
Speaker 1: over time and lasted about like nineteen minutes. Okay, You like,
Speaker 1: as I was sitting there, I could see other guys
Speaker 1: kind of like loitering, kind of. It is like her
Speaker 1: own little dating competition TV show. She must be hot, right,
Speaker 1: She's really hot? Yeah, exactly for a bunch of dudes
Speaker 1: a line up for fifteen minutes for a shot at
Speaker 1: going on a real date with her. Ye, a lot
Speaker 1: of women could pull this off. I mean the confidence
Speaker 1: it takes to pull this off makes you attractive, no
Speaker 1: matter what your physical attributes are. But did she have
Speaker 1: a timer set? Like? How did you wrap it up?
Speaker 1: She she would just look at her phone periodically. There
Speaker 1: wasn't like an alarm, But um, she didn't have a
Speaker 1: trapdoor fall through the floor. Next guy sits there? So
Speaker 1: how did you end everything? Then, when it was all
Speaker 1: over and we were saying goodbye, I gave her a handshake,
Speaker 1: which you know, I thought was appropriate since this is
Speaker 1: the first time we've like hung out and we've only
Speaker 1: hung out for what nineteen minutes? Yeah? Now, like now
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh, maybe I should have gave her a
Speaker 1: hug or something like that. And you haven't heard anything
Speaker 1: from her at all. Unfortunately, that all took place on
Speaker 1: a Friday, and so I fixed her her that night
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, it was really cool, you know,
Speaker 1: going out. I thought it was really funny, really had
Speaker 1: a really great time. And then she left me on
Speaker 1: Red that Saturday, and I haven't heard from her since
Speaker 1: since I last Saturday. Oh my god, aren't you if
Speaker 1: it's not you, aren't you curious who she did pick?
Speaker 1: I am dying? Yeah, I bet all right, Well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song and then we'll come back and call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds great,
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, man, hang on looking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning if you're just joining us for today's second
Speaker 1: date update. Kenny is on the phone and he wants
Speaker 1: to call a girl named mary Anne. And his first
Speaker 1: date with mary Anne was less like an actual date
Speaker 1: and more like a reboot of the old game show
Speaker 1: The Dating Game, because they met on Tender and she
Speaker 1: said we could meet at Starbucks, but we only have
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes because I've got a bunch of other dudes
Speaker 1: lined up who are also going to date me for
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes and then I will choose a winner. And
Speaker 1: it looks like Kenny has not been chosen as the
Speaker 1: winner because he's not getting a call back. He does
Speaker 1: want to know why, though, you know, this could really backfire.
Speaker 1: We could find out that she went on real dates
Speaker 1: with all seven of the other contestants and you were
Speaker 1: the only one that didn't get a callback. I mean,
Speaker 1: even if so, I I just need the closure at
Speaker 1: this point. It's like seeing the first segment of a
Speaker 1: show going to commercial break and then never getting the closure.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Yeah, and at least you could have
Speaker 1: done to give you some kind of consolation prize you
Speaker 1: didn't get to date. But you just gotta do Maytag
Speaker 1: washer and dryer congratulation, Skinny. I'll take it. Yeah, he'll
Speaker 1: take it. All right. Well, I'm gonna call her right
Speaker 1: now and see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Mary Anne? Please? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is Marianne. Hey, Mary Anne? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is jew Bil from Brook and JEWBWL in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Who is jew Bil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Um, what going on? Not much?
Speaker 1: What's going on with you? Okay, I'm really busy. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm a little confused, what what's happening. I'll make this quick.
Speaker 1: Then you do a segment on our show called the
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then they end up not
Speaker 1: calling you back, you can email us and we'll get
Speaker 1: that person on the phone and find out what happened.
Speaker 1: So we actually got an email about you from a
Speaker 1: dude named Kenny. Who Kenny? He told us about a
Speaker 1: date that he went on with you where you gave
Speaker 1: a bunch of dudes fifteen minutes to get to know
Speaker 1: you at a Starbucks and then I guess you were
Speaker 1: going to choose the winner. Kenny was one of those guys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I got to say about genius move
Speaker 1: with the basically creating your own dating competition. Wow. I
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to get a competition, just really busy and
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of time, and I just
Speaker 1: like wanted to get it done. Okay, Well, out of
Speaker 1: all the dudes that you hung out with that day,
Speaker 1: do you remember spending time with Kenny. I have to
Speaker 1: check my notes. Me let me look, he said, this
Speaker 1: may help. He said that you guys went over the
Speaker 1: a lot fifteen minutes and your time with him was
Speaker 1: up to nineteen minutes. Okay, I'm looking at Yeah he
Speaker 1: was guy number four. Oh my god, you actually really
Speaker 1: for real have notes? Yeah? I thought you was. You
Speaker 1: were organized. Can you give us a little information about
Speaker 1: your date with Kenny based on your note taking? I
Speaker 1: just felt like, I mean, he did well during the
Speaker 1: interview portion of the meeting. Wait, there's another portion besides interview. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the interview portion when there's the closing, the closing? Oh,
Speaker 1: so is Kenny not a closer? Not with me? I
Speaker 1: mean I think we had a good dialogue going and
Speaker 1: then at the end of the date, she kind of
Speaker 1: just failed. And I wasn't impressed what he said. He
Speaker 1: gave you a handshake. You wanted him to go in
Speaker 1: for a kiss after hanging out with you for fifteen minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't kiss me, And you know it's a date
Speaker 1: and you actually you actually did want that. Yeah, I mean, hello,
Speaker 1: you have a limited amount of time. A real man
Speaker 1: would take advantage and closed the deal. And you know,
Speaker 1: I was giving him signs and he just shook my hand.
Speaker 1: That told me everything I need to know about him.
Speaker 1: Whether he's a man and he's not hold them. Okay,
Speaker 1: that is unfair. First of all, I know that you
Speaker 1: probably watch a lot of reality shows, but dating someone
Speaker 1: for nineteen minutes, that's impossible for anyone to really show
Speaker 1: who they are in nineteen minutes. Like I said, I
Speaker 1: thought the interview portion went well and he showed who
Speaker 1: he was and I was giving him signs and signals
Speaker 1: to close the deal and he gave me a handshake.
Speaker 1: I thought, I bet he was just trying to respect
Speaker 1: your space. Did the other guys that you hung out
Speaker 1: with that day kiss you? Yeah? Wait, hold on all
Speaker 1: of them? Not all of them, but some of them.
Speaker 1: So you're just inside a Starbucks for two hours making
Speaker 1: out with multiple men. I wasn't making out and it
Speaker 1: wasn't multiple men. So basically, you don't feel like Kenny
Speaker 1: is dating material because he didn't try to kiss you
Speaker 1: after your very abbreviated date. Yes, oh wow, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Mary Anne, I do want to let you know that
Speaker 1: Kenny is actually on the other line listening to this
Speaker 1: conversation and does want to talk to you. Well, I
Speaker 1: you know, I really don't want to talk to him,
Speaker 1: and I got a lot to do today. Mary Anne,
Speaker 1: there's Kenny anyway? Yeah, can we talk for a second,
Speaker 1: Mary Anne? I guess so. I mean, you got me
Speaker 1: on the radio show to begin with, you know, and
Speaker 1: I know it probably wasn't the best way to go
Speaker 1: about it, but neither was an interview, a fifteen minute interview.
Speaker 1: You signed up for it. I didn't. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: it was interesting, you know, but I know I thought
Speaker 1: I opted all in this minute. You're the one who
Speaker 1: showed up. You decided to meet me. If you don't
Speaker 1: like my style, then don't hang out with me. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. But we spent fifteen minutes together. It was
Speaker 1: our first time meeting. Like, you want me to kiss
Speaker 1: you after that? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd
Speaker 1: love to. That'd be great. You're a very wonderful woman.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I honestly, I am shocked that what
Speaker 1: two guys, a couple of guys, they actually had the nerve.
Speaker 1: That's insane to me. It's not that they had the nerve,
Speaker 1: they had the confidence. Okay, I gave you the sign.
Speaker 1: You didn't pass. You don't have what it takes to
Speaker 1: be in a relationship with me. Whoa marian? If you're
Speaker 1: such a strong woman, and you're such a confident woman yourself.
Speaker 1: If you liked him, why didn't you go in for
Speaker 1: the kiss? Why didn't you make the move? Thank you. Look,
Speaker 1: I want a strong man who takes charge, and you
Speaker 1: didn't do that. Okay. I want a man who knows
Speaker 1: what he wants. I want a man who takes what
Speaker 1: he wants. I don't have time for anything other than that.
Speaker 1: I do know what I want. I was just trying
Speaker 1: to be courteous. Yeah, I didn't know that in the
Speaker 1: process that there were different sections. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: you had it divided up into the interview and closing
Speaker 1: and it is there a written section? Do I need
Speaker 1: to do? I need to bring a number two pencils.
Speaker 1: I texted you the rules. You knew how it was
Speaker 1: gonna go, You agreed to it, you confirmed with me.
Speaker 1: You knew what was going on. That's why I prepared
Speaker 1: my interesting question and they were great. I told you
Speaker 1: you passed it. End of view. It was the closing
Speaker 1: section you did not. Well, I can't close. I can close,
Speaker 1: and I would have loved to close with you. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. Why don't you kiss me right now?
Speaker 1: Is that good? Mber? A kiss here there, give me
Speaker 1: a kiss, Give me a kiss right through the phone.
Speaker 1: That three two one? Is that good? Did that close? No?
Speaker 1: You this really weird, man. I mean it's not even funny,
Speaker 1: not even clever. Well, you know you said that you
Speaker 1: wanted a guy who takes charge. There's some charge for it.
Speaker 1: You want some more charge? Here, come on a second
Speaker 1: day with me. Let's go on a second day. Let's
Speaker 1: grab some coffee. Let's go grab some coffee and hang
Speaker 1: out for twenty minutes. Does that cut it? Is that good?
Speaker 1: We can make out? How does that sound? Is that great?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know if he's angry or confident? Kenny? No,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. I'm
Speaker 1: taking charge now. Oh yeah, I'm feeling it. I feel
Speaker 1: the charge in my ball. And oh this is what
Speaker 1: you like? Right? Not really? I mean you're over the phone.
Speaker 1: Oh please, I know you can feel it, you can
Speaker 1: feel it in the sound. Oh my god, can I
Speaker 1: get off the phone now? Really? Like please? I'm begging no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you listen here, Marian. You're sending me mixed signals, you
Speaker 1: know that, because you're like, oh no, no, I want
Speaker 1: a guy that takes charge. I want him to kiss
Speaker 1: me on the after fifteen minutes. But you also like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I want a guy that plays by my
Speaker 1: rules and I want to have complete dominion over him.
Speaker 1: What do you want, Marianne? What do you want from me?
Speaker 1: I want to get off the phone. Did you even
Speaker 1: go out with any of the other guys? I? Did?
Speaker 1: You did another date? Really? And how did that work
Speaker 1: out with your strong man? You know I'm sitting here
Speaker 1: being criticized. It went very well and I don't appreciate
Speaker 1: any of your tones. I'm very busy today and I've
Speaker 1: already been on the phone for twenty minutes. It feels like,
Speaker 1: so can we wrap this up? Yeah? Absolutely, And I
Speaker 1: was just looking for an opening to do that. So
Speaker 1: thank you very much Maryanne for helping me out with
Speaker 1: that process. Would you like to go on a second
Speaker 1: date with Kenny? We will pay for it. What do
Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna go with? No? I? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you still sound on the fence to me. He
Speaker 1: was a no then and he's in there now. You
Speaker 1: know what? This sucks? Man. I try to be a
Speaker 1: gentleman on a date. I try to be nice and courteous,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I give you a handshake and then you
Speaker 1: get mad when I don't kiss you. Come on, man, stupid,
Speaker 1: that's my style. Obviously we don't connect. You don't get me.
Speaker 1: Let's wrap this up. She is a direct Well, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you didn't get a second date. That's all right,
Speaker 1: And the next time you meet any woman at a
Speaker 1: coffee shop, now you know you just kiss her right away,
Speaker 1: just to be sure. In the morning, a lot of
Speaker 1: people texting in at seven, eight, five, nine two right now.
Speaker 1: Not a fan of mary Anne. From today's second date
Speaker 1: update if you missed it, This dude Kenny wanted to
Speaker 1: call Mary Anne. He told us he went on a
Speaker 1: weird date with her where she would only give him
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of time to impress her. She was upfront
Speaker 1: about it with him and said her schedule was very busy,
Speaker 1: so he was going to meet with eight dudes in
Speaker 1: one day and each of them got fifteen minutes, kind
Speaker 1: of like her own speed dating. Yeah. I made the
Speaker 1: comparison to that old MTV show Elimi Date, and that's
Speaker 1: what she did. Kenny thought it went great, didn't even
Speaker 1: mind having to do the fifteen minute get to know
Speaker 1: your session is actually even went nineteen minutes, so he
Speaker 1: thought he was in for sure, but he wasn't getting
Speaker 1: a call back. So we got mary Anne on the phone,
Speaker 1: and it turns out that she said Kenny couldn't close
Speaker 1: the deal and took off points from his score and
Speaker 1: she actually grabbed notes too. Yeah, she called him guide
Speaker 1: himber four. Yeah, dude, I would hate to date a
Speaker 1: girl like her. She's like overgized, way too organ I
Speaker 1: mean even in your dating life, you're organized. She said
Speaker 1: that she took off points because he didn't try to
Speaker 1: kiss her at the end of their fifteen minute hangout.
Speaker 1: It's still baffling to me though, that she sounds so
Speaker 1: controlling that she's not the one that would want to
Speaker 1: initiate the kiss. Yeah, really hard for me to like, dude,
Speaker 1: to just take control. And she said a couple of
Speaker 1: the other guys kissed her at the end of fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes and she liked that and decided to go out
Speaker 1: with them instead. Could you imagine being a Barissa in
Speaker 1: the Starbucks she was at. That is so amazing to
Speaker 1: watch this whole thing go down, Like what is is
Speaker 1: she a hooker? Like what is happening? Why do you
Speaker 1: have all these men coming in. Well, probably when you
Speaker 1: first saw it you think job interviewed, because I've seen
Speaker 1: a lot of job interviews in Starbucks. And people keep
Speaker 1: coming in, they got fifteen minutes, and then she starts
Speaker 1: making out with them. You're like, what's just kissing all
Speaker 1: the candidates? Remember, if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, all you to do is email the show
Speaker 1: and we will call the person who didn't call you back.
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