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Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred d y away. We'll go to

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Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense

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Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.

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Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you hy away? It's another jubilas

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. You tell me I'm five? Hello, um Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Duncan from Pizza. Is this Kevin? Yeah? This

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Speaker 1: is Kevin. Where are you? Well, I'm in my car

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Speaker 1: right now, So no, I mean, like, where are you

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Speaker 1: in your car? Like I ordered the pizza while ago?

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Speaker 1: So oh that's pretty funny. I thought you when you

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Speaker 1: said where are you? Like where you met? Where am

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Speaker 1: I sitting? Yes? So are you here? Are you closed? Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm lost? So you're lost? Yeah, don't you have my draft? Well? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so don't be mad, but I kind of lost it.

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Speaker 1: So I've just been sort of driving around, guessing, driving around.

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Speaker 1: You live in a house, right, yes? I do, And

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Speaker 1: so I was like, I'll find it, even Julie. So

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Speaker 1: I've just been kind of driving down the street and

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Speaker 1: going to houses that look like they wanted a pizza.

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Speaker 1: But let me tell you my address again? Okay, um, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's actually a really good idea, because I was just

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Speaker 1: like gonna knock on a bunch more doors. So if

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Speaker 1: I have your address, then I can just probably put

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Speaker 1: it in the GPS and find your house right away. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: please do that. Addresses one two Road? Okay. I have

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Speaker 1: a friend named so that's kind of funny that you

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Speaker 1: live on the street named after my friend. So great,

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Speaker 1: it'll help you remember then I help. Okay, we're all

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Speaker 1: really really hungry over here. As fast as you can, please,

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Speaker 1: you'd be right there. Thank you. Hey, are you here? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is Duncan from Pizzas is Kevin. I know it's you.

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Speaker 1: I recognize your number one you called cop Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: so there's a problem. Can I maybe get your address

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Speaker 1: more time? Are you serious? You still get a penny paper? Well? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I did write it down, but my allergies have

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Speaker 1: been really bothering me. Um, so I blew my nose

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Speaker 1: on that paper and now I can't read it. So

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah? I'm serious? Are your curious allergies

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Speaker 1: are really blowing me out today? Have you have do

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Speaker 1: you have allergies? Because I'm not even going to answer that.

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of people here really hung my

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Speaker 1: acres one two. Oh, okay, well I promise I won't

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Speaker 1: blow my nose on this one. Hello. Hello, um Hi Kevin.

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Speaker 1: I think we got disconnected there, and I was just

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Speaker 1: telling you a joke about not blowing my nose on

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Speaker 1: your address. Again, we did not get disconnected. I hung

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Speaker 1: up the phone because was over, So get off the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up again. And then you deliver my pizza. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you didn't like my joke. Hello, Hello, what the dunkin? Um? So?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to mc flurry? What? I felt really

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Speaker 1: bad and I got hungry on the way, and so

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Speaker 1: I'm stopping at McDonald's to get a bite. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, wait a minute, that's rude. I should

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Speaker 1: have told you to get a plan mctonal. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I got really hungry, So I'll get you a McClary.

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Speaker 1: You no charge to be my treat, you know, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want McClory. I just want I'll have a

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Speaker 1: filet of fish. And then also sixteen French fries sixteen

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Speaker 1: Hello excuse me? Hello? Yeah, I was just trying to order,

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Speaker 1: So if you give me no, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: get to the second yeah, that was sixteen fries. Do

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Speaker 1: you want one of my fries? Oh my god, I've

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Speaker 1: got get over here now, okay, I will be there

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Speaker 1: in a gift. That's the the guarantee, so I'll be

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Speaker 1: right there. Okay, okay, now, um okay, sir, Oh you here,

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Speaker 1: Hey Kevin, it's dunking from again? Are um? Well no,

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Speaker 1: not exactly, because I realize that this is taking, like

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Speaker 1: an uber a long time to get you your pizza,

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to go back and make another

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Speaker 1: one that's hot. Will you anymore candle to order? You

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Speaker 1: sound like you might be getting upset with me. So

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Speaker 1: for your inconvenience, I'd like to throw in a free

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Speaker 1: sight of garlic dip and maybe one of my plush

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Speaker 1: to cancel a plush toy. Oh well, you know I

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Speaker 1: drive around with plush toys in my car to keep

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Speaker 1: me company when I'm driving, and I figured, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you want driver I have ever had to deal with

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Speaker 1: I am never ever Okay because okay, well that's the thing,

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Speaker 1: because you never actually placed an order, So there's that.

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Speaker 1: Yes I did, and how I'm talking Actually you know

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Speaker 1: you didn't because this is actually jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your buddy Scott set you up. What Scott ordered

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Speaker 1: the pizza, right he told you he was doing it online. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he actually my house. Yeah, he never put in the order.

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Speaker 1: He just asked me to prank you. So wait, hold

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Speaker 1: on what Yeah, it's a joke. Your friend wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh so, at least now you can

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Speaker 1: actually order a pizza if you're hungry. Yeah. I would

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Speaker 1: you like me to get you a mcflurry too, or

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Speaker 1: a plush toy? No? No, no, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: ever deal with