WEBVTT - Patrick McDonald Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're a guest in my home.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>your presences presence enough.

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<v Speaker 3>And I already had too much stuff, So how do

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<v Speaker 3>you dare.

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<v Speaker 4>To surbey me?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're

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<v Speaker 2>here in the backyard. I'm starting to I'm really going

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<v Speaker 2>to assume at this point that my co host will

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<v Speaker 2>not be showing up. And that's fine. I'm in control.

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<v Speaker 2>We're having an incredible time on the podcast already. If

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<v Speaker 2>I hear a peep out of you, I'm gonna freak out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll shut down the podcast. So just be quiet. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get into it. I love today's guest. I really love him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Patrick McDonald, Hi Bridge, Eric Patrick. Welcome to.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, no, thank you for having me. I'm thrilled.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to you?

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<v Speaker 4>The most traumatic thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't answer that. I just like the idea of starting

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast on that note, just.

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<v Speaker 4>So let's go there.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like that is so many people's real way

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<v Speaker 5>to start podcasts and interviews.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I can't imagine.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, and I think that the guest response too

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<v Speaker 5>is to dump and then to just feel empty for

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<v Speaker 5>the rest of the and then you then you get

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<v Speaker 5>into the frivolous. I think that's maybe a fun way

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<v Speaker 5>to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Would I would freeze up and I would probably just

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<v Speaker 2>walk out. Yeah, I don't think that I'm capable. You

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<v Speaker 2>would have to have me on the podcast for five hours,

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<v Speaker 2>like in a sauna before you approach me with that question.

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<v Speaker 5>The most dramatic thing I I, uh, this is a

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<v Speaker 5>little traumatic. But I one time was dating somebody and

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<v Speaker 5>that person said, let's tell each other the worst things

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<v Speaker 5>we've ever done, genuinely, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Was like, let's And I said, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know how far into the relationship this was three or

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<v Speaker 2>four weeks. Oh no, that's simply not the time. That

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<v Speaker 2>person is undercover. They are looking looking for information. There

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<v Speaker 2>is terrible person. They're very bad at their.

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<v Speaker 4>Job, terrible spy.

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<v Speaker 5>That person thought that I was involved with the KGV

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<v Speaker 5>or something truly, but it was a really and I

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<v Speaker 5>literally said, no, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then did they do theirs?

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<v Speaker 5>They didn't know and I'm not interested. But now knowing

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<v Speaker 5>we obviously are no longer together. Knowing that, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 5>it wasn't something great, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, So you do think it could have been

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<v Speaker 2>a really bad thing.

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<v Speaker 5>It could have been bad, and I think this person

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<v Speaker 5>maybe had some filter issues. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, it's a fascinating thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I think I think trauma bonding is such

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<v Speaker 5>a big way people start relationships.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, well, I mean it's I think it's really a

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<v Speaker 2>psychopath move. I really do think it is. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's part of the psychopath toolbox where you

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<v Speaker 2>just immediately start sharing too much information to open up

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<v Speaker 2>the other person. Yes, because they're like I guess I

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<v Speaker 2>got to give, and then they're in control. They're in

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<v Speaker 2>control the situation.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're indebted to them because they have the secrets.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. I gave somebody a ride home once, and this

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<v Speaker 2>person did that and got so much information out of me.

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<v Speaker 2>And this was before I knew it was part of

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<v Speaker 2>the toolbox. Okay, but now that person's out there with

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<v Speaker 2>so much information on me and let's be honest, some

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<v Speaker 2>of my friends. But it's a very effective tool.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Ferson just has them at the ready.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, So that's why I make sure that all the

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<v Speaker 5>stuff that I say is so purposefully bad and it

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<v Speaker 5>ain't and stupid, so if it comes out, it's like okay, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool, whatever, Fine, why are you telling me this news?

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<v Speaker 4>I used to have that theory.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, I used to say was when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 5>and this is maybe a junior psychopath move, but I

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<v Speaker 5>would I would say, you know, if I talk shit

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<v Speaker 5>about somebody else, I'd say something that was so rough

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<v Speaker 5>that if you told that to that person's face, you

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<v Speaker 5>would feel bad, trying to guard that from being spread

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<v Speaker 5>by being so bad.

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<v Speaker 4>And guess what that didn't work? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, people love that.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>You give me any information? I don't care how devastating

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<v Speaker 2>it is. I'm you know, the texts are beginning as

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<v Speaker 2>soon as I see that after I've left the information source.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get the news out there exactly. Let's start spreading it.

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<v Speaker 4>Start spreading it, New York style, New York, New York style.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a little bit of gossip. I love a

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<v Speaker 2>little you know, just a little something something about people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's tasty, It's very tasty. Now it's taste. A piece

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<v Speaker 2>of information about you is I got a text about

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes ago that you were going to be late

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<v Speaker 2>to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to explain why. Yeah, and it's not

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<v Speaker 2>a professional reason. It doesn't reflect well on you.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't told You've already reached out to my team,

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<v Speaker 5>my managers.

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<v Speaker 2>I've screamed at both of them, good luck to the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of their roster. I'm getting on this podcast. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I blacklisted everybody else, all the custodians and mechanics that

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<v Speaker 5>they read.

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<v Speaker 4>I think. Okay, So here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I am late because I was buying a twelve foot

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<v Speaker 5>skeleton from home Depot.

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<v Speaker 4>I have been looking for the skeleton for three years.

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<v Speaker 5>I found when in Pasadena today, about thirty minutes away

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<v Speaker 5>from me.

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<v Speaker 4>I drove to Pasadena to buy it.

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<v Speaker 5>I had another obligation, which is why we pushed this

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<v Speaker 5>for thirty minutes, and I got out early, so I said,

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<v Speaker 5>in my free time, I'll go pick up the skeleton.

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<v Speaker 4>The skeleton did not fit in my car. I had

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<v Speaker 4>dads helping me. I was falling.

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<v Speaker 5>I have dirt all over my black pants right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I was falling all over the Home Depot parking lote.

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<v Speaker 5>Different people were helping me. One dad was like, what

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<v Speaker 5>is this is this? Uh, why is this so big?

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, Oh, it's that one of those skeletons.

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<v Speaker 5>He goes, oh you got kids. I didn't respond, not true,

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<v Speaker 5>simply not very far from simply not true. But I

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<v Speaker 5>was just laurel and hardying it all over the place

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<v Speaker 5>with this this freaking skeleton.

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<v Speaker 4>I was pushing it.

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<v Speaker 5>I've broken parts in my car, rubbed the rubber off

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<v Speaker 5>the sides of the car, and it's open right now,

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<v Speaker 5>it's tied together with twine.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to back into my drive I'm back.

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<v Speaker 5>In your driveway because I'm scared my skeleton's gonna get

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<v Speaker 5>stolen during this Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Very heavy? It's eighty five pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Eighty five for twelve foot Yeah, sure, she's looking great,

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<v Speaker 2>She's looking really good. Twelve pounds. I finally reached my goalway.

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<v Speaker 5>Finally wait, goal heights, I think. But the thing is,

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<v Speaker 5>it's it's this skeleton. I don't even know if I

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<v Speaker 5>want it anymore. But I started about two years ago

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<v Speaker 5>actively trying. There are our Facebook groups, there are alerts.

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<v Speaker 5>They re leased small amounts of this skeleton every now

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<v Speaker 5>and then, and right now it's in season, right and

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<v Speaker 5>I finally found one, and I had to get it,

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<v Speaker 5>even though they're super scarce.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the home Depot skeleton.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a massive deal and once people put it up,

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<v Speaker 5>you usually leave it up all year and you can

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<v Speaker 5>buy other outfits for it. You can buy Santa Claus

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<v Speaker 5>outfits for it. The guy that I bought it from

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<v Speaker 5>just told me that he had a friend that dresses

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<v Speaker 5>it up like Cupid for Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who would love this? Oh, Turtle Creek Layton.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>How is she doing her like Valentine's Skeleton and this

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<v Speaker 2>sort of thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think she's been involved?

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if she's after one and she can't get

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<v Speaker 2>her hands.

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<v Speaker 5>I wonder she's going to get an exclusive partnership where

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<v Speaker 5>she's going to become the skeleton.

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<v Speaker 4>You can get a total exclusive skeleton. You can have

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<v Speaker 4>her in your yard.

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<v Speaker 2>For listeners who are not aware of this, is a

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<v Speaker 2>someone who occasionally pops up on the podcast. She's from Dallas.

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<v Speaker 2>She's more of a she's living it up in a

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<v Speaker 2>way that should be illegal, just having the time of

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<v Speaker 2>her life, decorating her home constantly.

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<v Speaker 4>It's yards away from where George Bush lives.

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<v Speaker 5>I believe it I think she lives in like Preston

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<v Speaker 5>Hollow area because I've looked at her up before.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, junior or wait junior Junior. Yeah, I think it

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<v Speaker 2>would be. At this point, I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Not describing George Bush's grave.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it's part of her training to become these

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<v Speaker 2>giants exactly. Yeah, I'm moving in next to a grave.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, who knows. I mean, you've you've seen my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I live in a guest house, right, so you've the

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<v Speaker 2>house that you live at has a big backyard, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that you kind of can claim as your own. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and so you've got plenty of room. I have room.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't cleared it with like the person who owns

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<v Speaker 5>the front house that I'm gonna have a twelve foot

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<v Speaker 5>skeleton back.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, I wonder how she'll feel.

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<v Speaker 5>I think she'll be okay with it. If she isn't,

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<v Speaker 5>then we can have a discussion. But it's not going

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<v Speaker 5>anywhere she could move it. Look, it's already happened. I've

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<v Speaker 5>already wrecked my car. It's already the blue book value

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<v Speaker 5>has gone down because of this skeleton.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me how much one of these skeletons costs.

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<v Speaker 4>So that I'm gonna be honest with the skeleton is

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<v Speaker 4>three hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, it's But the thing is

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<v Speaker 5>in the retail world, they have been spiking this up

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<v Speaker 5>and so you can buy it online for about nine hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>To one thousand lectures item.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a collector's item. So if you buy it on

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<v Speaker 5>the market retail, that is the steel. Otherwise I have

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<v Speaker 5>been very close to buying like a seven hundred and

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<v Speaker 5>fifty dollars skeleton. This is the wrong priorities, and I

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<v Speaker 5>fully understand that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think there have to be some of.

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<v Speaker 5>Your listeners who are a twelve foot skeleton crew, and

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<v Speaker 5>I like for you to rise up and defend me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just very difficult.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very proud, but I'm telling you I was on

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<v Speaker 5>the ground.

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<v Speaker 4>I fell on the ground trying to push it in.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it fit onto? Like, it's not in a shopping cart? Obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>it's one of those.

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<v Speaker 4>Flat bed the kind of dolly, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing I was throwing sandbags on earlier this year in

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<v Speaker 2>a panic.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, during the snuffs during the floods, classic flooding situation.

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<v Speaker 2>So but you push it out into the parking lot, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>did you do self check out.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, I did, uh customer service, I did

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<v Speaker 5>like internet purchase.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, I reserved it.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to.

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<v Speaker 5>There were only six left when I got it. Wow, which,

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<v Speaker 5>to be honest, is a lot. And I actually spiraled

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<v Speaker 5>because I said, oh, is it in demand?

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<v Speaker 4>Now? Does that mean it's sound as cool? Oh? And

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<v Speaker 4>thought about it. I was like, oh, is everyone going

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<v Speaker 4>to have one?

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<v Speaker 5>So now I'm just gonna everyone's gonna be putting their

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<v Speaker 5>skeletons of the same day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shocked there aren't more. I mean, it's just plastic, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I think there's some metal rods.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a whalebone.

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<v Speaker 5>It's whalebone alone, very human bone.

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<v Speaker 2>This thing is created by poachers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it has it has eyes that light up

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<v Speaker 4>the mound.

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<v Speaker 2>They move around. I've never seen I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever seen one in person, or I guess on foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I've driven pass or ye, driven past one that's

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<v Speaker 2>not on foot.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's why they're sparse.

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<v Speaker 5>I do think I'm gonna put it in the little

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<v Speaker 5>wooded area because there's a fence on the other side

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<v Speaker 5>of the fence.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna put it. Maybe leaning over the fence.

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<v Speaker 2>May I suggest, Yeah, what do you think the gazebo.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's kind of an old, overgrown gazebo in the corner.

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<v Speaker 4>That feels like a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Can it sit down?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it can.

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<v Speaker 2>To have that thing with its arm kind of casually

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<v Speaker 2>sitting out of the gazebo. There's I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>No matter how many of those events sold, none of

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<v Speaker 2>them is currently in a gazebo.

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<v Speaker 4>That's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you're missing out. I mean can you fit

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<v Speaker 2>it through the gazebo door? That's the big question.

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<v Speaker 4>I think, so, I think I have to build it

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<v Speaker 4>inside the gazebo.

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<v Speaker 5>The gazebo has gone a little crazy, Like there's a

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<v Speaker 5>gazebo on my property and it's gotten really overgrown.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening in there?

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<v Speaker 4>There's just a lot of.

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<v Speaker 5>Weeds growing up around there. It's it's it's getting a

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<v Speaker 5>little shody over there. It's getting kind of kind of wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Are there any animals currently in there?

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<v Speaker 5>No, not in the gazebo. But I did see a

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<v Speaker 5>gray fox in my idea to day you.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw a fox?

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<v Speaker 4>Fox?

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<v Speaker 2>Is a gray fox? Actually gray? Or is that just

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<v Speaker 2>the name?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? Gray on the jacket like on the on the

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<v Speaker 4>on the shoulders, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That little orange everywhere else.

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<v Speaker 4>I think so on the on the head, there's a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit of a.

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<v Speaker 2>Grit, so it's like a silver fox, like a silver fox,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a daddy fox, daddy fox.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a daddy fox in my arm. He wants to

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<v Speaker 4>take me to Balm Spring.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not leaving. I'll help you put up the skeleton,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it takes. Just go a weekend, overnight.

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<v Speaker 5>Please please, he's only shaking one of those martini shakers.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm very excited for you. I'll have to come

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<v Speaker 2>by and see the skeleton at some point. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>would love to stand next to it and just like

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<v Speaker 2>to feel what it feels like next to a twelve

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<v Speaker 2>foot being.

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<v Speaker 5>I know I'm thinking about that too, because I'm six

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<v Speaker 5>foot two, which is twice my size, and I can't

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<v Speaker 5>kind of grasp how big twelve.

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<v Speaker 4>Feet is, right, which makes you feel so stupid. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like I should twelve feet.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean yeah, I feel like even when you meet

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<v Speaker 2>someone who's seven feet tall, there's no preparing you for

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<v Speaker 2>that feeling where it's just like, no, this is not

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<v Speaker 2>something I see.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and I'm I definitely have tall privilege, right, and

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm a little taller, so when I meet someone

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<v Speaker 5>that's like six five or six six, that is jarring.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm even to you, even to me, and then

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<v Speaker 5>I get to look up. But something that I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think tall people talk about a lot. What's difficult is

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<v Speaker 5>everyone that looks up at me is getting kind of

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<v Speaker 5>my my chin.

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<v Speaker 2>Worst angle, you know, the time, all the time, they're

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<v Speaker 2>getting what you should not do for a self.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly, You're getting the worst angle. Like as a photographer,

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<v Speaker 5>people would say, we got to move, but you're getting

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<v Speaker 5>it all the time. You're getting my chin, You're getting

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<v Speaker 5>my little double chin, You're getting my little bubble down there,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, And it's frustrating.

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<v Speaker 2>Bubble. There's no bubble, I mean, and if you have

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<v Speaker 2>a bubble yourself, that's fine, but I'm just gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no bubble. There's not like a bullfrog bubble.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes it feels like that. Sometimes feels like a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a bullfrog.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never thought about that. That's very Meanwhile, everybody's getting

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<v Speaker 2>but you also don't want to shoot down.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to shoot down. I also in on

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<v Speaker 4>zooms and stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>I am told that when I meet somebody on zoom

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<v Speaker 5>and then I meet them in person, I look shorter

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<v Speaker 5>on zoom and they think I'm a short person.

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<v Speaker 4>And then we meet and they go, oh, you're really tall.

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<v Speaker 4>You look short on zoom.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just talking to somebody that was telling me

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<v Speaker 2>they thought I was tall. And it's absolutely the first

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<v Speaker 2>time in history that anyone has even thought about that

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<v Speaker 2>in regards to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't see you being tall, I will say.

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<v Speaker 2>That you could see me being a tall energy.

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<v Speaker 4>I can.

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<v Speaker 5>But but here's what I'm going to say. And I

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<v Speaker 5>don't want to take I don't want you to take

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<v Speaker 5>offense to this. I think if you were tall, you

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<v Speaker 5>would be gaunt.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that that would be Yeah, this complexion should

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<v Speaker 2>not be tall.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it would be a little haunted manship it

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<v Speaker 5>becomes scary, it becomes looming constantly coming out of the shadows. Yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I think so, I think so, And so I think

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<v Speaker 5>I think your height suits.

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<v Speaker 4>You very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it's good to hear.

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<v Speaker 4>And the word is in you don't have to worry

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<v Speaker 4>about the city wore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that doesn't.

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<v Speaker 5>And I don't want to take offense and I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want any of your listeners to, you know, to come

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<v Speaker 5>after you, come after me. I've already already come out

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<v Speaker 5>after him trauma to talk about my skeleton. And then

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<v Speaker 5>I'm called you, Garne. This is not the way I

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<v Speaker 5>wanted to introduce myself.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not how you should have entered the world stage.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is the world stage.

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<v Speaker 4>The world stage.

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<v Speaker 2>This is sort of you know, we're talking uns level.

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<v Speaker 2>Every nation hearing your voice right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, everyone has those little translators, the translator. I love

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<v Speaker 5>those little translators.

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<v Speaker 2>I love watching the translator during a U N or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fascinating things. I just heard a loud scream rest

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<v Speaker 2>in peace.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a spooky episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think we're octoberish, aren't we? On a

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<v Speaker 2>least octoberish?

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of.

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<v Speaker 5>Spooky season came early this year, and and and October

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<v Speaker 5>stuff like pumpkin spice came like September first this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting. Yeah, I feel like everyone's ready for spooky season

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as possible.

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<v Speaker 4>Think we needed a treat and we needed a distraction.

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<v Speaker 2>Right and August went by in a flash. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>loved how quickly August. Everyone agrees it went by in

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<v Speaker 2>a flash. Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then of course

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<v Speaker 2>we get into these fall flavors, and in Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 2>none of it makes any sense, which is fine where

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<v Speaker 2>we deal with that, but I imagine in other climates

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<v Speaker 2>September first, the school bell is ringing, whatever other things

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<v Speaker 2>happen in the fall are happening start to click in

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<v Speaker 2>for people, so it makes sense. Yeah, they're warming up

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<v Speaker 2>with their little warm drink.

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<v Speaker 4>They're doing something, they need something to be warm about.

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<v Speaker 2>And meanwhile the rest of us are like, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to have a blackout because everyone's air conditioning is on

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<v Speaker 2>at full speed, and how will I make it through

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<v Speaker 2>the night exactly, And that's the next six weeks for us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it up until basically Thanksgiving. Probably October is so

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<v Speaker 2>hot in La Hot Hot. I saw someone in La

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<v Speaker 2>recently say goodbye summer and say, no, no, you're performing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a performance. Summer's not over, just beginning.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Where were they saying it? Just like they were?

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<v Speaker 2>They were someone on Instagram just like so maybe they

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<v Speaker 2>were on the world stage. They have their own little platform.

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<v Speaker 5>Goodbye summer shouting into a tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously, everything you've done until right now has been a

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<v Speaker 2>massive distraction trying to get my uh my head off

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<v Speaker 2>of what's really happening on the podcast. The podcast is

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<v Speaker 2>called I said no gifts. Patrick, You and I have

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<v Speaker 2>known each other for a long time, probably probably over

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<v Speaker 2>a decade at this point.

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<v Speaker 4>It has been over a decade, maybe twelve years.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we sit here and try to figure it out

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<v Speaker 2>for the listener, get down to brass.

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<v Speaker 4>Tests, get down to brass tax I think it might

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<v Speaker 4>have been. I think it's eleven years. Eleven eleven years,

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<v Speaker 4>like this month.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, speak, I'm thinking, okay, So it's been a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>I have until this point been like, I trust Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell other people about him. Great guy, nothing to

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<v Speaker 2>worry about podcasts. As I said seconds ago, I said

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<v Speaker 2>no gifts. So we had the whole kerfuffle with your

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<v Speaker 2>skeleton that was a nightmare for me. Then you were

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<v Speaker 2>asking to pack into my driveway, separate nightmare for me.

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<v Speaker 2>And now here we are, we're just going to approach

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<v Speaker 2>the third nightmare, which is you obviously brought a gift

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<v Speaker 2>in a bag, a nondescript bag with no other details. Yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>obviously a gift for me. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I to be honest, would feel like a fool,

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<v Speaker 5>empty handed, and I thought it would be nice to

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<v Speaker 5>bring you this thing, and to be honest, these are

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<v Speaker 5>these are several things in here, and they're atle handcrafted helpful,

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<v Speaker 5>and I made them myself interesting and I got into

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<v Speaker 5>quite a tear making these things. And so I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to say that it is fully selfless.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think. I do think these would be really helpful.

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<v Speaker 5>For you in general to have, But I also think

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<v Speaker 5>that I guess maybe there's a little bit of show off,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe being like this is a skill that.

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<v Speaker 4>I now have.

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<v Speaker 2>A little braggadocia, a.

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<v Speaker 5>Little bregadocia, a little a little you know, I love

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<v Speaker 5>a personalized gifts. That's the way I worked really hard

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<v Speaker 5>at making something that or giving something that feels like

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<v Speaker 5>it really.

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<v Speaker 4>Came from me, not that I picked it from a store.

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<v Speaker 2>And then if the gift is bad, the person still

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<v Speaker 2>can't say.

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<v Speaker 4>Anything exactly and they can't return it.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't return.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it has no value.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, okay, well should I open it here on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast?

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<v Speaker 4>You can't open it? Please do?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna pull there's a thin item, going to

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<v Speaker 2>guess which every one of these is. But this feels

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably a trading card thickness and but a little

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<v Speaker 2>bent on the edge, so it almost feels like it's

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<v Speaker 2>broken off of the sight of a car or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see what's happening.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, So it's a little I would say, almost

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<v Speaker 6>a decoration, like something you could place on a shelf

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<v Speaker 6>or above the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Tour hang from your rear view mirror. It's clear, like

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<v Speaker 2>a what is this? It's not translucent? Thank you? And

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<v Speaker 2>you've colored it in with some yellow and blue and greens,

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<v Speaker 2>and it says why is drama so delicious?

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<v Speaker 5>So let me tell you what the theme is right away.

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<v Speaker 5>I've gotten into shrinky dinks recently.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you don't know what shrinky inks are?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Kids do them draw on.

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<v Speaker 5>Like basically paper with watercolored pencil and you put them

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<v Speaker 5>in the oven and it shrinks them down.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so I made a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Of shrink eating art for you today, some of it

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<v Speaker 5>relating to the podcast, some of it relating to you.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought why is drama so Delicious? Would be a

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<v Speaker 5>fun phrase. I also want to reiterate. Unfortunately, when you

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<v Speaker 5>make shrinkat ink art. You have to write everything backwards,

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<v Speaker 5>so a lot of that is I did the question

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<v Speaker 5>mark backwards, the age backwards accidentally. I tried my hardest.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything I spelled. You have to remember I wrote backwards.

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<v Speaker 2>For the most part. You did an excellent job. I

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<v Speaker 2>would have never guessed it was close. And the initial

0:21:37.119 --> 0:21:39.440
<v Speaker 2>H is backwards, but you're so into reading the other

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<v Speaker 2>words you forget it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's drama, so big.

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<v Speaker 2>Drama is huge. Delicious is in cursive absolutely okay. So

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<v Speaker 2>shrinky dink shrinky dinks? Do you buy like a kit?

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<v Speaker 4>You buy a kit?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and I buy a kit and it comes with

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<v Speaker 5>giant lamonade piece of paper, okay. And then you have

0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.919
<v Speaker 5>watercolor pencils and you give stencils right, and you can

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<v Speaker 5>free hand or you can do something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you preheat the oven to what temperare three twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five and then you just place it like on the

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<v Speaker 2>on a cookie sheet. I want a cookie sheet for

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<v Speaker 2>not ruining ovens.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, not ruining ovens for like one to

0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:12.280
<v Speaker 5>five minutes fast, and you watch them shrink really fast.

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<v Speaker 2>How big are they?

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<v Speaker 4>Initially they're like a regular sheet of paper, like eight

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<v Speaker 4>and a half by eleven, or however that.

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<v Speaker 2>This was eight and a half by eleven and.

0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:19.840
<v Speaker 4>That was big, and now it's the quarter of the size.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listener, if you're as ignorant as I am, the

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<v Speaker 2>shrinky dink is very small at this point. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 2>probably the size of a mirror you would pull from

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<v Speaker 2>your purse.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes it is. It's basically a purse mirror. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 5>and I think everyone knows that measurement.

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<v Speaker 2>Carry that in my purse.

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<v Speaker 4>Your mirrors full of persons.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just rooting through my bag pulling that out in

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<v Speaker 2>front of a cashier. Where's my wallet?

0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:46.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh there, I am, there's the money.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I love this. Why is drama so delicious?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I for me? Why is drama so delicious? It's because

0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:59.240
<v Speaker 2>my life is so unbelievably dull. I love when somebody

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<v Speaker 2>brings a man into my situation that I get to

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<v Speaker 2>observe from afar.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we've both brought drama into each other's

0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:10.520
<v Speaker 2>lives that somebody else's and it's always a great feeling. Yeah.

0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:13.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we've we've had some lunches together where we sit

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<v Speaker 5>down and we we we eat as much food as

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<v Speaker 5>we eat drama.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it feels very nice. And it's a release. Yeah,

0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:24.400
<v Speaker 2>it is a release, and it's uh, you know, that's

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<v Speaker 2>why I read tabloids exactly. Okay, let me get back

0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:28.240
<v Speaker 2>into the book.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. What I think you should maybe do is pour

0:23:30.280 --> 0:23:32.920
<v Speaker 4>all of those out onto you think sort of base.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you can or you can put on.

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<v Speaker 2>I found a very small one. Okay, let's see what

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<v Speaker 2>this was one? Oh, very cute. It's a little pig.

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<v Speaker 5>In a one piece and that's a stencil kind of

0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:45.399
<v Speaker 5>a unitar Yeah, that's a pig at a one piece.

0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:48.960
<v Speaker 5>So that's for you. And and again handmade. That's the

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<v Speaker 5>stens of the stencil.

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<v Speaker 4>Was there?

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<v Speaker 2>But it pink and green?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the color of pink and green.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but this isn't like this has nothing to do

0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:57.800
<v Speaker 2>with Pepa Pig no X brand.

0:23:57.880 --> 0:23:59.440
<v Speaker 4>It is not related to Peppa Pig at all.

0:23:59.520 --> 0:24:01.280
<v Speaker 5>And there is a little hole on the top if

0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:02.439
<v Speaker 5>you want to make it a key chain or some

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:04.440
<v Speaker 5>sort of in your necklace.

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Maybe do you have any keychain stuff? What's on your keychain?

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 5>We have this Texas keychain for this musician Charlie Crockett.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that also a bottle opener.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a bottle opener too. It was very conditioned

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:17.399
<v Speaker 5>in the shape of Texas and it has CC on it.

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<v Speaker 4>For Charlie Crockett.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like I have anything currently on my

0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:23.480
<v Speaker 2>keychain other than like my library card I read, Yeah,

0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:29.040
<v Speaker 2>I read a Ralph's card, Save my Big Savings, and

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<v Speaker 2>then a third rock climbing gym.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, which we've done to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so then you bailed.

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<v Speaker 5>And well I bailed, but also let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 5>We got the top road certification. We both went together.

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<v Speaker 5>We were going for a while. We got certified to

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<v Speaker 5>help each other do the top roping. And during the test,

0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:48.160
<v Speaker 5>I accidentally let you fall a little bit and you've never.

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Let you live in is carefully chosen word. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what was actually happening.

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 5>A fifteen year old girl that was that was supervising us,

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:57.760
<v Speaker 5>that was going to give us a certification, was talking

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<v Speaker 5>to me about something, and you jumped because because there's

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<v Speaker 5>the whole thing where you're supposed to surprise me with

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<v Speaker 5>a jump.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's a weird surprised the jump while she

0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:09.919
<v Speaker 2>was talking, Oh wow, I forgot about this.

0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:12.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were in free fall and you

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:12.680
<v Speaker 4>freaked out.

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:16.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of a master of surprise, you are. I

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<v Speaker 2>shocked you in a way that almost ended my life.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, exactly, and pan oh man, would that event on

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<v Speaker 5>my hands? I?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:25.479
<v Speaker 2>We were all climbed together for a while, and we

0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:29.399
<v Speaker 2>usually do bouldering, which is without the ropes. We both

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<v Speaker 2>passed the test with the top roping where you're pulling

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<v Speaker 2>each other up and down the wall, and then never

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:36.200
<v Speaker 2>tried it again on it now, I don't know any

0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:37.199
<v Speaker 2>of the things.

0:25:37.359 --> 0:25:39.000
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't remember any of them at all.

0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:40.440
<v Speaker 2>So I would have to retrain.

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:42.160
<v Speaker 4>There's all the stuff you have to repeat to each

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<v Speaker 4>other and see.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like it's almost like a trust exercise, which gets

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<v Speaker 2>a little uncomfortable. Yeah, there's a lot of like looking

0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 2>into each other's eyes and saying I did this.

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:53.600
<v Speaker 4>Did you feel very bonding? It felt very like we

0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 4>are in this together.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. If you immediately broke my trust, it's hard to live.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still going to the rock climbing gym. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>give up, Okay, I you know I choose to do

0:26:05.760 --> 0:26:07.359
<v Speaker 2>something and I follow through.

0:26:07.520 --> 0:26:09.600
<v Speaker 4>Sure, I'm going to let that pass as a slight

0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:10.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if that's what you meant it as

0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:13.840
<v Speaker 5>it felt like I could event but I'm going to

0:26:13.920 --> 0:26:16.439
<v Speaker 5>choose just to let it go right by because there

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.760
<v Speaker 5>are many things that I commit to, and some people

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 5>call me the most committed in many ways, many capacities.

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:24.359
<v Speaker 4>Biking is one that I do.

0:26:25.040 --> 0:26:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm just, you know, personal experience from my little keyhole

0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:33.000
<v Speaker 2>into your life. Sure, I've seen you give up immediately.

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:35.120
<v Speaker 4>Okay, immediately, Okay.

0:26:35.280 --> 0:26:36.840
<v Speaker 5>I want to remind you that I've been rock climbing

0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:38.360
<v Speaker 5>on an off since twenty fifteen.

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:43.040
<v Speaker 4>So as much as like Gwen, I do restart, well.

0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:44.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm still having a good time there. But I will

0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:48.840
<v Speaker 2>say anytime there are children present, my enjoyment it drops

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<v Speaker 2>by probably forty percent.

0:26:50.520 --> 0:26:51.520
<v Speaker 4>And that's the question.

0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 5>How can you take control and let kids know not

0:26:55.880 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 5>to mess with you without violating any sort of thing.

0:26:59.520 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Right, without being like the mean adults with water that

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:03.080
<v Speaker 2>they have.

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:08.879
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you can't be the kind of grumpy guy.

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I would embrace witch character, the witch at the rock Climbing.

0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:14.879
<v Speaker 4>The rock climbing Witch.

0:27:17.800 --> 0:27:19.919
<v Speaker 2>That's a children's book. It's about and it's based on you.

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 2>It's about a witch that starts rock climbing, and then

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.000
<v Speaker 2>she decides to give up, and then she has to

0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:26.639
<v Speaker 2>learn to commit to make it to the top of

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:28.600
<v Speaker 2>the cliff to get.

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 5>To her Who knew that witches still need to learn

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 5>lessons after all they've lived.

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to write that book. She leaves her broom

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 2>at the top of the cliff and has to climb

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:40.440
<v Speaker 2>back up. That's really good, interesting.

0:27:40.119 --> 0:27:43.159
<v Speaker 4>Story, very interesting, and the moral is never give.

0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Up, never give up, never give up. Okay, so I'm

0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:49.240
<v Speaker 2>still rock climbing. I'm doing all these great things. Let's

0:27:49.240 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 2>get back into the bag. Okay, Okay, this is a

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 2>bigger one. Oh and I should say the pig was

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:56.720
<v Speaker 2>very tiny. Pig is smaller, little pig. And I'm pulling

0:27:56.720 --> 0:27:59.359
<v Speaker 2>out another thing. This says, Oh, this is very nice.

0:27:59.359 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 4>I made you a personalized placard.

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 2>It says I said no gifts with Bridger Weineger. And

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:06.639
<v Speaker 2>almost every letter is headed the right direction outside of

0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:10.200
<v Speaker 2>the final g in my name h on the wid

0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh so this may be thrown away, yeah astroid, Yeah,

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 2>not perfect, thrown into the ocean.

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:18.880
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, oh yeah, this is good.

0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:20.320
<v Speaker 2>That's where I take all my plastics.

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:22.160
<v Speaker 4>This is great, Yeah, they're gonna love this.

0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Or I'll take it to one of those greats that

0:28:23.520 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 2>says no dumping with the dolphin on it. And I said, well,

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm the exception to the rule.

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.280
<v Speaker 4>Here's my garbage, all goes into the ocean. You're just

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 4>going to push all this plastic into a So.

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:35.120
<v Speaker 2>This is very sweet. I have a couple of shelves

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 2>in my office where I've been collecting all my gifts

0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 2>and this can go right up there, perfect to kind

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>of I've always felt like, should there a burglar come

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 2>into that, they'll see all this kind of just these

0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 2>items I have no relation to each other, and they'll

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 2>be baffled. Yes, And I want to think about the

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 2>burglar in this moment than what if they saw this

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 2>and they're a listener to the podcast and then it

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:54.520
<v Speaker 2>clicks for that.

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 5>And they'll be like, wow, if they're the listener that

0:28:57.400 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 5>what if they're listening to you while they're burgling?

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 2>What right thing to do while you're burgling? Put in

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:06.240
<v Speaker 2>your air pods or other brand? I don't care. And

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:08.560
<v Speaker 2>then you're getting into somebody's home. You're a cat burglar.

0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:11.800
<v Speaker 2>You need something, you're bored, you're alone, you're in your

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 2>black unitard and you're listening to me and Patrick, that's

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:18.800
<v Speaker 2>a great thing. That's a great tip for a.

0:29:18.760 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 4>Burglar, such a stressful job.

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:24.760
<v Speaker 2>I actually think, and I want to hear your your

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 2>response to this, but I think if I were to

0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:29.720
<v Speaker 2>become a career criminal, cat burglar, I mean, no question,

0:29:29.800 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 2>that's what I am.

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 4>Career criminal.

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Mm hm, what would you be?

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 4>Cat burglar? As in stealing little things here and there?

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:38.120
<v Speaker 2>No, as in, like you know, I'm in the full suit,

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:42.959
<v Speaker 2>head to toe, black sleek, I'm frequently on all fours,

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 2>crawling around, very stealthy, agile like dropping from the ceiling frequently,

0:29:47.920 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 2>like in a museum, m stealing the most rare jewel.

0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 2>That would be number one for me.

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 4>That sounds fun.

0:29:54.960 --> 0:29:57.480
<v Speaker 5>I would probably get into money laundering because you could,

0:29:57.720 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 5>you could build some wild business. There was there was

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:04.320
<v Speaker 5>a business in Boston. I went to school in Boston,

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 5>and there's a business in the North End that I

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:07.720
<v Speaker 5>used to walk by all the time. It was just

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 5>called what do you need? And it said like dog sitting.

0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 4>Babysitting, clients repair.

0:30:14.440 --> 0:30:16.240
<v Speaker 5>It was a guy I think that bought a store

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 5>front and just said, what do you need and you

0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 5>would walk in and you'd say, what I need to

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.520
<v Speaker 5>work on cyber I need like someone to work them

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 5>on my computer, and I'll do that.

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:27.600
<v Speaker 2>This is kind of the original version of like a

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 2>task grab what was that fiver or whatever just pay

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 2>people to do.

0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:33.040
<v Speaker 4>But he just was a man that sat in a store.

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have him do something for? No?

0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:36.440
<v Speaker 5>But I used to walk by all the time, and

0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 5>I looked it up the other day and and unfortunately,

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 5>I think task grab it did shut what do you

0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 5>need down?

0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:43.959
<v Speaker 4>Oh boy? Because he's probably got a lot on his plate, right,

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 4>and he probably can't compete.

0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 2>With brick and mortar.

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:48.720
<v Speaker 4>Brick and mortar, but something like that or.

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 5>Something really fun, like some weird store that sells very

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 5>specific trinkets or something like that. And then all day

0:30:56.240 --> 0:30:59.080
<v Speaker 5>you sit around and kind of just kind of fuck around,

0:30:59.240 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 5>or you sit in the front and you just smoke

0:31:00.960 --> 0:31:03.520
<v Speaker 5>a cigarette with your friends, and then you say, you're

0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 5>a store that sounds kind of fun.

0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 2>That does sound nice. You get to pick the music

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 2>that's coming over the speakers, you get to kind of

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:13.560
<v Speaker 2>design the store, You get to respond to Yelp reviews

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:18.960
<v Speaker 2>like I'm sorry that your experience wasn't great. I dm

0:31:19.120 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 2>to you, let's take care of this, that kind of thing.

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 5>And you're never going to get fired unless your bosses

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:26.920
<v Speaker 5>get arrested, right right, So, so because they don't care

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 5>how the business is going.

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 4>So it's the perfect situation. You can do whatever you want.

0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh so, in this situation, you're not the head of

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 2>the criminal enterprise. No, you're being used.

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm being used. But I still think it's criminal.

0:31:40.160 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I mean it is criminal. You've agreed to do this. Yeah,

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 2>but I was just assuming that you had some illicit

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:47.200
<v Speaker 2>business that you were then washing through your jewelry.

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm just washing. I'm just washing. I think that's

0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 4>all I would want to do.

0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't want to do any sort of illicit business

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:55.720
<v Speaker 5>where I'm moving money around, right, stealing things.

0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 2>But I think I could be a good face for

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 2>something interesting. Okay, I think that's an nice business. And Nope,

0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:03.840
<v Speaker 2>not that many people get hurt, No, not really, except

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:05.880
<v Speaker 2>for all of the people that were defrauded by your

0:32:05.920 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 2>boss exactly.

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 4>But at the end of the day, so was I.

0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're you are a victim here. You can be

0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 2>counted among the other victims.

0:32:14.920 --> 0:32:16.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm ready to be a victim.

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 5>Happy to be a purp until I become a victim.

0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:22.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm curady to go.

0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:24.960
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's reach into the bag again.

0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:27.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't think you understand how many things are.

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. This podcast can be nine hours. Okay,

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:32.000
<v Speaker 2>let's do the boss.

0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 4>Let's buckle up.

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's see this is I'll see you in court

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:38.440
<v Speaker 2>crossed out. Then it says i'll see you in shorts.

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 4>That's a fun phrase. I think I came up with

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:43.760
<v Speaker 4>that and as I was drawing it.

0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 2>That's a great That is a great decoration. That's a

0:32:47.040 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 2>fun thing that could be on any pillow.

0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 4>I can see it being on a kitchen, in the kitchen,

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 4>on a pillow. I'll see you in shorts is kind

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 4>of a fun it's.

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Kind of sexual harassment.

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:58.640
<v Speaker 5>You're like, what's the what's the situation where instead of

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 5>saying I'll see you in court, you're.

0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Saying it's almost more of a threat.

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 4>Seen someone in shorts.

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like when are like, you're going to be

0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>spying on me or you're going to force me into them?

0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:15.360
<v Speaker 2>How are you going to get me into the.

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:17.479
<v Speaker 5>Shop instead of suing you, I'm taking you on vacation

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 5>as kind of another way you can think of it.

0:33:20.400 --> 0:33:22.520
<v Speaker 2>That's a funny thing to something to do to somebody

0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 2>who's wronged you. They're like Patrick's coming for me. I

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.480
<v Speaker 2>know he's hiring a lawyer, and then you take them

0:33:27.480 --> 0:33:29.000
<v Speaker 2>on vacation instick exactly.

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 4>And that's very unnerving.

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Because I think you're going to kill them on like

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 2>out on to put off the cruise.

0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly. I think that have you ever done that? Where?

0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 5>And that is that is a reaction, not that exact thing,

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 5>but that's a reaction I have sometimes where I go,

0:33:44.920 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 5>this person has been so awful to me, I'm going

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:49.200
<v Speaker 5>to be so unbelievably nice to them for so long,

0:33:50.200 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 5>and I just really feel like it's revenge.

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 2>I try to do that, and unfortunately my hatred is

0:33:56.760 --> 0:34:00.400
<v Speaker 2>always so large that it does not allow the energy

0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:01.000
<v Speaker 2>to be kind.

0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 5>I get very jealous of people that can be chill

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 5>with their hatred, that can quietly hate someone, because I'm

0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:08.760
<v Speaker 5>somebody that's like this will not stand.

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:12.600
<v Speaker 2>But see, I like, if I tried. I'm also so

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:15.279
<v Speaker 2>unbelievably fragile that when they're horrible to me, while I'm

0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:19.120
<v Speaker 2>doing this fake nice thing. I'm crying. I'm immediately crying,

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:25.080
<v Speaker 2>tears in my eyes, my voice is cracking. I'm like, oh,

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:26.120
<v Speaker 2>they win again.

0:34:26.560 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 4>It's too hard. So I guess you. I guess you'll

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 4>just see them in court.

0:34:29.760 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Short, I need an attorney to as the middleman. Okay,

0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:41.320
<v Speaker 2>we're reaching Taylor. I had the shorts made for you.

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 2>They fit your thighs perfectly. Yeah, exactly, Okay, reaching back in. Now,

0:34:46.120 --> 0:34:48.080
<v Speaker 2>this actually feels like a keychain. Let's see.

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh this is Bridger, Fridger, I made you a personalized keychain.

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:53.040
<v Speaker 4>That's great.

0:34:53.200 --> 0:34:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this has to go on my keys, and it

0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 2>has a little I would say this is either a

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 2>worm crawling across a baguette or like a red rock

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 2>in the desert.

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:06.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, those are great choices. I was going for spaghetti,

0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:10.840
<v Speaker 4>but I didn't have whites.

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:12.959
<v Speaker 5>I couldn't make a plate, so it's just a loose

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:15.440
<v Speaker 5>pile of spaghetti with meat balls and sauce.

0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I see it now, I do see it now. But

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 2>what a nice uh worship test of Yeah, exactly, certainly,

0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 2>we know exactly what I'm thinking. Exactly, gross thoughts I'm having.

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:28.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I thought you could, and I think there's another

0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:28.880
<v Speaker 4>key chain in there.

0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna you're like, yeah, this came with a

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:33.520
<v Speaker 2>whole set another keychain.

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh here it is.

0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is bad boys, So I don't even need

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 2>the bridge. Everyone knows who this.

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:40.319
<v Speaker 5>Is a bad boy. And I actually did screw this up.

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:42.319
<v Speaker 5>I put the hole on the bottom instead of the top.

0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Well that's a bad boy, moved.

0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:48.359
<v Speaker 5>And putting it on right was maybe the best one

0:35:48.400 --> 0:35:50.759
<v Speaker 5>I did, because it's got to think in a blue vibe.

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:54.399
<v Speaker 5>The bees are just sensational and I just think it's

0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:55.120
<v Speaker 5>really fun.

0:35:55.160 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 2>There's a nasty energy here that nobody can deny. Exactly

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 2>planning that to a valet and they're like, oh yeah, yeah,

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:02.919
<v Speaker 2>this guy.

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 5>Do not trying to emulate those kind of rancid stickers

0:36:07.239 --> 0:36:09.319
<v Speaker 5>you could get for fifty cents that will come out

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 5>in those little sleeves. I don't I'm familiar like at

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.120
<v Speaker 5>skadiums or whatever, like roller Ring.

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:16.880
<v Speaker 2>You're seeing a lot of words though I don't understand.

0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I obviously know what a skadium is, but

0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 2>I've never heard that before.

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:22.000
<v Speaker 5>There's those things that are like like I think maybe

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:23.839
<v Speaker 5>there's a place in Arlington, tex where I'm from that's

0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:24.800
<v Speaker 5>just called the Skadium.

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Skadium, the Arlington Stadium.

0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:29.000
<v Speaker 2>We had classic skating, classic skating, that's all.

0:36:29.200 --> 0:36:32.360
<v Speaker 5>Maybe a roller away, yeah yeah, I think maybe the

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:35.359
<v Speaker 5>Skadium is branded. Maybe please don't come after me Skadium

0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 5>if you can, if you've mobilized. But I but you

0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 5>see those, you know, it's just like the weird garbage

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 5>pale kids.

0:36:42.520 --> 0:36:45.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh right. Or there's like kind of like a like

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:48.440
<v Speaker 2>an angel that's in some risk clothing.

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.800
<v Speaker 4>Totally always a tweetybird in a hoodie or something.

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I love her, yeah, yeah, love, Oh.

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:55.920
<v Speaker 4>You love tweety bird. That's interesting. Keep digging.

0:36:56.440 --> 0:37:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, Okay, go back into this. Okay, I'm there.

0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:02.719
<v Speaker 2>I feel like there are two things, and there are

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 2>actually quite a few things. Ok I'm gonna pull one out,

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 2>and I know this is I said no gifts again.

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:10.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a little banner. This is almost like a miniature

0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:12.279
<v Speaker 2>thing that could go on a train set. Oh yeah,

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 2>perfect little flag or what it is a again, is

0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:19.320
<v Speaker 2>a piece of merch essentially keychain.

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:20.160
<v Speaker 4>And you can sell this.

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna sell this.

0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:22.640
<v Speaker 5>I figured you could sell if this is any of

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:25.480
<v Speaker 5>the stuff you could Yeah. I thought I'd come on

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:26.759
<v Speaker 5>and just build you some merch.

0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 2>That's very cute.

0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's nice.

0:37:29.600 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to force somebody else to put that on

0:37:31.239 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 2>their keychain as advertising.

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 4>Well that's a good idea. Someone who really owes you something. Yeah,

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:37.239
<v Speaker 4>screwed up big time.

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, now I'm pulling out. Oh no, this isn't even

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:44.319
<v Speaker 2>smaller keychain that says crushable with a small happy face on.

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:48.360
<v Speaker 2>How many keychains do you think? I, well, you have

0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:48.919
<v Speaker 2>a lot more.

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:51.040
<v Speaker 4>Now I think this one is.

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:54.960
<v Speaker 5>You know, I got into a tear of writing little phrases,

0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 5>So there's a lot of tiny phrases in here that

0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:59.360
<v Speaker 5>you can ascribe to or not ascribe to, and you

0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:00.800
<v Speaker 5>canme in assign these other people.

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 2>This is perfect for when Jim leaves me perfect I like,

0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 2>I have to take everything else else off my keychain.

0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:08.160
<v Speaker 2>I put this on as kind of a pathetic attempt

0:38:08.200 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 2>to get somebody else to look at.

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 5>It's gonna be like the black smoke of Bridger being single.

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:14.240
<v Speaker 5>It's gonna be like the coming from the from the chimney.

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:18.719
<v Speaker 5>Everyone notices the tidy crush of lite keychain on your It's.

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:22.000
<v Speaker 2>So small that whoever notices it has to really be

0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:25.720
<v Speaker 2>observing me. Exactly, and they'll realize how this person's desperate.

0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 4>You're catching them.

0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've got to catch Okay, now we're reaching back in.

0:38:30.560 --> 0:38:32.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I went I went hogwild. I'll tell you how

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:34.439
<v Speaker 4>easy it is to make shrinkydinks. You just kind of keep.

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Now I think this maybe this is a bird, yeah,

0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:42.040
<v Speaker 2>with a little yellow bird with big eyes and you

0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:44.279
<v Speaker 2>know an orange beak. Is this tweetybird?

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:45.719
<v Speaker 4>If you're gonna believe it.

0:38:45.880 --> 0:38:49.080
<v Speaker 5>I drew that tweetybird completely from memory and without a sensil.

0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:52.400
<v Speaker 5>So there was a period of time where I just

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 5>kind of started drawing what I would imagine things would

0:38:55.239 --> 0:38:57.799
<v Speaker 5>be for you. I said, I think he's gonna want

0:38:57.840 --> 0:38:59.399
<v Speaker 5>some sort of version of a tweety bird.

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:01.839
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know something that I used to do a

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:05.560
<v Speaker 2>lot was create on demand Valentines for people, and I'd say,

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:08.759
<v Speaker 2>what's your favorite cartoon or video game character? And then

0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:11.919
<v Speaker 2>within seconds this is I'm very good at it. I've

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:14.600
<v Speaker 2>created a drawing of your favorite cartoon or video game

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:20.640
<v Speaker 2>character with a Valentine's phrase related to the character. No way,

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll do that for you during the Now that's

0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 2>a little involved doesn't want that, so this is kind

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:26.759
<v Speaker 2>of related to that.

0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:29.319
<v Speaker 5>That's kind of related. Did you have a cartoon character

0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 5>that was your calling card? I feel like every kid

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:32.479
<v Speaker 5>had a cartoon character they could draw.

0:39:32.440 --> 0:39:36.439
<v Speaker 2>Really Tasmanian devil, No way, he's my favorite. He's pretty

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.800
<v Speaker 2>easy to draw. Okay, his eyes are one thing, so

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:41.839
<v Speaker 2>you don't have to do two eyes, and then the

0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:43.520
<v Speaker 2>noses right there in the middle. And he's kind of

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:46.000
<v Speaker 2>just a chicken drum top.

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:49.120
<v Speaker 4>Everyone describes him as that.

0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 2>And when I was in about fourth grade, it was

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:55.040
<v Speaker 2>kind of the peak of before it was an ironic

0:39:55.080 --> 0:39:58.640
<v Speaker 2>thing to do wear Looney Tuned shirts where they're in

0:39:58.840 --> 0:40:02.920
<v Speaker 2>various street where totally jerseys, and they were like flashing

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:04.480
<v Speaker 2>gang signs or what have you.

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 5>Luney Tunes just really had kind of a public domain

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:10.560
<v Speaker 5>moment where it was like the University of Nevada had bugs,

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:12.400
<v Speaker 5>bunnies lighting a cigarettell everywhere.

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:13.800
<v Speaker 2>What was yours?

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:18.320
<v Speaker 5>I knew how to draw? I think it was this dragon.

0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:21.080
<v Speaker 5>I didn't I didn't know how to draw any specific characters. Oh,

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.440
<v Speaker 5>but it was this dragon that I learned from some

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:24.280
<v Speaker 5>sort of art book.

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:25.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh, how boring.

0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:28.799
<v Speaker 5>It was very boring, and I and I remembered I

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 5>had a very specific way of drawing children and people,

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 5>and their eyes.

0:40:33.760 --> 0:40:35.799
<v Speaker 4>Were so big and they looked like boobs looking back

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:37.800
<v Speaker 4>at it. I made the eyes so big.

0:40:37.880 --> 0:40:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Eyes almost always looked like boobs when you first start

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 2>start drawing. And that's why you have to get to

0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:46.840
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the face features quickly, yes, because otherwise

0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 2>if somebody observes you, let's say you're drawing in class

0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:52.640
<v Speaker 2>or like pervert, but they could get a nose in

0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:53.680
<v Speaker 2>their mouth or like oh.

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah.

0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 2>And it's unfair that people jump to that conclusion. It

0:40:57.360 --> 0:40:57.880
<v Speaker 2>is unfair.

0:40:57.920 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 4>I will say to counter that.

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 5>When I was in oh Man, I must have been

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 5>in maybe kindergarten or first grade. My mom was a

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:06.840
<v Speaker 5>teacher at a kind of an inner city school in

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:09.399
<v Speaker 5>Fort Worth. It was only six graders, and I went

0:41:09.480 --> 0:41:11.439
<v Speaker 5>with her to class and I was, for some reason,

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:12.719
<v Speaker 5>sitting in the back of the class. She was just

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 5>letting us kind of walk around class, which is for

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:17.880
<v Speaker 5>a twelve year old probably was a little much. But

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:19.680
<v Speaker 5>this kid was like, look at this, and he had

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:24.200
<v Speaker 5>drawn like a naked woman's boobs and and and vagina

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:27.880
<v Speaker 5>entire anatomy and in her entire anatomy. No had no arms.

0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:31.920
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, so no nothing below the need not for

0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:34.080
<v Speaker 5>to women. And I said, and I told him that,

0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:35.960
<v Speaker 5>I said, hold on a minute.

0:41:35.680 --> 0:41:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Sir, this is not a feminist message.

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:39.520
<v Speaker 4>I said, this is not feminist. I told him I was.

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:41.319
<v Speaker 4>I was, I was six, and I said, this is

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 4>I cannot stand for this.

0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:44.440
<v Speaker 2>What was your actual reaction?

0:41:44.680 --> 0:41:46.839
<v Speaker 4>I remember being like, what is that?

0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:50.680
<v Speaker 5>Kind of being like what you know? And then and

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:53.479
<v Speaker 5>then we just kind of moved on. But just thinking

0:41:53.520 --> 0:41:55.560
<v Speaker 5>about a twelve year old drawing a naked woman for

0:41:55.600 --> 0:41:59.280
<v Speaker 5>a six year old, you know what's going on in all.

0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:05.280
<v Speaker 2>Of that circle of life. I feel like that's exactly

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:09.480
<v Speaker 2>what needs to be happening. I'm trying to wonder if,

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:12.839
<v Speaker 2>like who the like pervert boy was for me, like

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:15.800
<v Speaker 2>showing me all those things. And I can't really recall.

0:42:15.920 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think within Mormonism that always everybody's very

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:23.560
<v Speaker 2>on alert about showing that kind of thing publicly. So

0:42:23.600 --> 0:42:25.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember there ever being like an older boy

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 2>being like, look at this. I do remember being in

0:42:27.680 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 2>a tent at boy Scout camp and every other one

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:36.160
<v Speaker 2>of the boys was talking about their basically their sexual fantasies.

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 2>We were like in seventh grade and I'm sitting there gay,

0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:43.160
<v Speaker 2>have no interest in women whatsoever, silent After the camping trip,

0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 2>my dad was there. I'm the one who gets it

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:47.720
<v Speaker 2>firm talking to Really, I'm the one who gets in trouble.

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:51.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say a peep. Meanwhile, Sam, is you know,

0:42:51.719 --> 0:42:54.799
<v Speaker 2>perving it up? So I guess that's kind of my

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 2>whole thing. So I was out of it for a while.

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 5>Did you ever have that experiences where people were like

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 5>looking at nude magazines together? Because I'm gonna be honest,

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 5>I was never quite involved with that. I think I

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:11.920
<v Speaker 5>was at some sort of maybe middle school or high

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:15.319
<v Speaker 5>school party where like we turned on Skinemax right right,

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:17.760
<v Speaker 5>just kind of sitting around watching it. But I always

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:20.440
<v Speaker 5>was like, and because I'm like, you know, a little

0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:23.840
<v Speaker 5>quiet queer boy too, being like, am am I supposed

0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 5>to like have an erection right now?

0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:28.719
<v Speaker 4>Is it important for me? Will they notice? Well? Do

0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:31.279
<v Speaker 4>we all have the performativeness of this?

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:33.960
<v Speaker 5>How do I need to engage in this to make

0:43:33.960 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 5>sure that I'm right there with everybody?

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:42.279
<v Speaker 2>This did? Like my friend group began like in late

0:43:42.320 --> 0:43:46.319
<v Speaker 2>elementary beginning middle school, Like we're watching late night cable yeah,

0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:49.840
<v Speaker 2>and I it allowed me because I naturally had no

0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:52.160
<v Speaker 2>interest in it whatsoever. But like that didn't click for

0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:54.680
<v Speaker 2>me that it was just who I was. It allowed me,

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:57.000
<v Speaker 2>And this probably just speaks volumes about who I am.

0:43:57.120 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I kind of just felt like I was taking the

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 2>high road. It's like he's making the right choice. Yeah,

0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 2>but it's because it was the easiest thing in the

0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:04.319
<v Speaker 2>world for me to be, like, oh, I don't want

0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:06.040
<v Speaker 2>to see naked women on.

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:11.480
<v Speaker 4>Cable exactly moral. No, I won't be doing that. Sorry, guys,

0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:12.760
<v Speaker 4>I like respecting a woman.

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to heaven.

0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:18.520
<v Speaker 4>You guys have fun with cable. I'm going to heaven.

0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:22.719
<v Speaker 4>I hope this feels good for now. It's going to

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 4>burn it.

0:44:23.360 --> 0:44:25.439
<v Speaker 2>It's going to be very hot in a little while,

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:28.760
<v Speaker 2>especially if you die hardly like a playground incident.

0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:33.400
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, you are toast, bunny, You are toast.

0:44:33.760 --> 0:44:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's reach back into the bag.

0:44:35.600 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think we're uh two left?

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 4>I think there's more than two.

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're kidding, Okay, I mean I'm going to take

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:44.279
<v Speaker 2>out two at this point. One's a bunny. Is this

0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:45.120
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be bugs?

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:46.000
<v Speaker 4>That's supposed to be bugs?

0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:48.279
<v Speaker 2>I love Bugs. Bunny Bugs is great. I love when

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:49.520
<v Speaker 2>he dresses up as a lady.

0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 4>He's great.

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:53.359
<v Speaker 2>He's very funny, he's fantastic, he's he does it all.

0:44:53.880 --> 0:44:59.719
<v Speaker 2>He's rascal. Yeah, and then I I did. I'm now

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:02.400
<v Speaker 2>this is triggering a memory. I had a crush on

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:05.239
<v Speaker 2>pepe Le Pew, who has been canceled because he was

0:45:05.320 --> 0:45:08.960
<v Speaker 2>kind of a rape figure. That's true. I think I

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:10.439
<v Speaker 2>think they're like, let's get this guy.

0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:11.480
<v Speaker 4>I know he's canceled.

0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:15.120
<v Speaker 2>A crush, a crush on him. He's maybe like kindergartener

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:17.279
<v Speaker 2>first grade because he was so he was like a

0:45:17.280 --> 0:45:20.359
<v Speaker 2>handsome guy who was so sexual. He was after all

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:22.760
<v Speaker 2>the ladies. He was very cute.

0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:25.080
<v Speaker 4>He was very confident too. Yeah.

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Wow, I had forgotten about that completely.

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:27.160
<v Speaker 4>Wow.

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:30.279
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy interesting. And now he's gone. You can't you

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:33.040
<v Speaker 2>can't do anything anymore. You can't be a skunk that

0:45:33.120 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 2>harasses women.

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not. The times have changed.

0:45:38.360 --> 0:45:40.000
<v Speaker 2>He started a not right podcast.

0:45:41.560 --> 0:45:43.040
<v Speaker 4>You can't say anything anymore.

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 2>And then the other thing is another key chain, that

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:49.000
<v Speaker 2>is angel.

0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:51.440
<v Speaker 4>It says angel Heaven, speaking of Heaven.

0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, this is kind of like a like a late nineties,

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 2>early thousands, like you went to the skate center and

0:45:56.760 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 2>bought some trashy exactly.

0:45:58.960 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 5>I got kind of in the zone doing it yesterday,

0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:03.520
<v Speaker 5>just cooking by the oven, you know, And that's the

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:03.880
<v Speaker 5>fun thing.

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:04.759
<v Speaker 4>I cooked my art.

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 2>I want to try this you got it actually has

0:46:08.719 --> 0:46:09.520
<v Speaker 2>shrinky dinks.

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:12.319
<v Speaker 5>Shrinky dinks, And I don't think this is the real brand.

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 5>I think this is a knockoff. Shrinkyd Ink is copyrighted.

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Is it kind of like? I mean, this reminds me

0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:18.759
<v Speaker 2>of creepy crawlers? Did you ever do those?

0:46:18.840 --> 0:46:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:46:19.080 --> 0:46:21.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Is that like the boys? Easy big oven.

0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Right where you do little worms? Yeah? Yeah, stuff. Boys

0:46:23.800 --> 0:46:26.160
<v Speaker 2>couldn't make cookies, no, no, no, boys had to make

0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:31.719
<v Speaker 2>worms useless rubber cookies are gay. Although the I mean,

0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:34.319
<v Speaker 2>the colorful worms were a little gay. I'm making all

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:36.040
<v Speaker 2>sorts of rainbow esque.

0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:37.360
<v Speaker 4>Worms worms, you know.

0:46:38.760 --> 0:46:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, I loved the creepy crawlers.

0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:45.120
<v Speaker 4>I know. We gotta we gotta destigmatized crafts in general.

0:46:45.320 --> 0:46:48.240
<v Speaker 2>Yea, everybody loves a craft. Yes, give me a break.

0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:50.440
<v Speaker 2>You're at a table with friends making something.

0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:51.480
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely.

0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:54.319
<v Speaker 2>I think we're as a society turning towards crafts. It's

0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:55.560
<v Speaker 2>like we can all do a craft.

0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 4>I think so I think so, and I hope so.

0:46:57.719 --> 0:46:59.600
<v Speaker 5>I think I actually do think the new generation is

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 5>very open to anything. If you like whatever, be into whatever,

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 5>make a craft totally totally. I think when I was

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:07.760
<v Speaker 5>in Texas there was a lot of fear of anything

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:10.760
<v Speaker 5>anything else, you know what I mean, very very scary.

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The only time we really as boys did a

0:47:14.520 --> 0:47:17.799
<v Speaker 2>craft was on the fourth of July. Grandma had a

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:20.120
<v Speaker 2>craft to do, and I think that was the only

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.240
<v Speaker 2>time we were really allowed to do the craft interesting,

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:23.719
<v Speaker 2>unless it was like a school project.

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:25.239
<v Speaker 4>We did have a.

0:47:26.680 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 5>This is where like Texas culture dips into like flamboyants

0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:30.120
<v Speaker 5>and stuff.

0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:32.759
<v Speaker 4>We had cub Scouts. We had a Blue and Gold

0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 4>Bank whet. We had a cake banking competition. Oh, it

0:47:36.520 --> 0:47:37.360
<v Speaker 4>was very exciting.

0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember what your cake was?

0:47:38.640 --> 0:47:41.480
<v Speaker 4>I had multiple cakes that I competed in.

0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:45.120
<v Speaker 5>I did one, I believe about one of them was

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:46.919
<v Speaker 5>like American Heroes, and I think I did one about

0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:48.080
<v Speaker 5>the creation of penicillin.

0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:51.279
<v Speaker 5>I made a cake with jelly beans and I made

0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:53.319
<v Speaker 5>a syringe out of jelly beans or something like that.

0:47:53.400 --> 0:47:55.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's very cute, my brothers.

0:47:55.200 --> 0:47:56.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but it was definitely it was a Blue and

0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:58.160
<v Speaker 5>Gold bank when so it was a blue and gold

0:47:58.160 --> 0:47:59.200
<v Speaker 5>syringe or something.

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Right, was allergic to penicil and it's all tying together. Wowing,

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:04.520
<v Speaker 2>how everything kind of connects.

0:48:04.560 --> 0:48:07.280
<v Speaker 4>Interesting, freaking out, this is so crazy.

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:09.080
<v Speaker 2>What a very spiritual podcast.

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:12.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm having an experience.

0:48:13.000 --> 0:48:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I think this may be the final two. Okay,

0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:19.040
<v Speaker 2>once uh once is get a life. These are both

0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:20.839
<v Speaker 2>keychains and one is just says shut up.

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, so that was Those are a little more sassy,

0:48:24.239 --> 0:48:25.720
<v Speaker 5>just in case you want to be a little sasy,

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:26.319
<v Speaker 5>and you can.

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:30.680
<v Speaker 4>Change your key chains every day if you want. Remorse

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:31.439
<v Speaker 4>will be raw.

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:34.799
<v Speaker 2>Getting a keychain on is one of the hardest things

0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 2>you can possibly do.

0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:38.520
<v Speaker 4>How have we not fixed that? I mean this horrible circle.

0:48:39.040 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh the metal ring. Somebody needs shark tank opportunity. Let's

0:48:43.000 --> 0:48:45.120
<v Speaker 2>get rid of the metal, horrible ring that sticks into

0:48:45.120 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 2>your fingers. Let's do something that you can that's durable

0:48:49.160 --> 0:48:50.240
<v Speaker 2>but is not dangerous.

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:52.400
<v Speaker 4>Totally. I think you should just dump out on the

0:48:52.440 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 4>floor if there's any more.

0:48:53.400 --> 0:48:55.479
<v Speaker 2>In there here, I'm gonna I'm not dumping. I'm not dumping.

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:55.960
<v Speaker 4>No dumping.

0:48:56.120 --> 0:48:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, now I'm dumping because I couldn't feel anything.

0:48:58.080 --> 0:48:59.560
<v Speaker 4>Maybe there's nothing more that's it.

0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Was there some other thing that you were like, this

0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:03.760
<v Speaker 2>will be the final thing and it'll rule the podcast.

0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:05.840
<v Speaker 4>Is angel, and then there should be one that says devil.

0:49:05.880 --> 0:49:08.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh interesting, but maybe the devil disappeared.

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:12.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh now, I mean after what we've been Yeah, that's

0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:15.000
<v Speaker 2>a little spiritual podcast. Okay, it's gone.

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:16.320
<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's freaky.

0:49:16.520 --> 0:49:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, make of that what you will, Believe it or not.

0:49:21.000 --> 0:49:23.840
<v Speaker 2>There's a very dark energy right now. Absolutely, there's a

0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:25.200
<v Speaker 2>dark mist surround it.

0:49:25.239 --> 0:49:26.080
<v Speaker 4>I can't believe.

0:49:26.120 --> 0:49:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't like where this is heading. Okay, Yeah, I've

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:31.600
<v Speaker 2>done simply digging, and I'm very good at rooting around

0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 2>in a bag. Yeah yeah, yeah, because that's all I

0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:37.239
<v Speaker 2>do all day to find a little personal bag.

0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:40.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm to find it hanging over me and then it's gone. Okay,

0:49:40.440 --> 0:49:41.680
<v Speaker 4>it's gone. I believe you.

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:44.000
<v Speaker 2>People get that vibe from me anyway. They see, they

0:49:44.160 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 2>look and they're like, who's this little devil? Devil? Yeah,

0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:48.080
<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't matter. I don't need a lady.

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:48.879
<v Speaker 4>Well there you go.

0:49:49.120 --> 0:49:52.320
<v Speaker 2>This is incredible. What a treasure trove of useful items?

0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:54.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, really useful, right, I think that's what's nice.

0:49:54.920 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 5>And I'm thinking if anybody wants one, just let me

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 5>know and I'll just send one to you can send

0:49:59.239 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 5>it hundreds and I'll send him.

0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:02.520
<v Speaker 2>You'll let let's let this ruin your life.

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna let that.

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:05.160
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna take this over. I'm gonna let this kind

0:50:05.200 --> 0:50:08.640
<v Speaker 5>of be my thing. I've decided this is who I

0:50:08.680 --> 0:50:10.279
<v Speaker 5>am now. And so if you have what your life

0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:12.840
<v Speaker 5>to service, yeah, this is service to me. It's and

0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:14.520
<v Speaker 5>I can write this off and this is five oh

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:15.799
<v Speaker 5>one C three, it's all.

0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:16.680
<v Speaker 4>It's a nonprofit.

0:50:17.160 --> 0:50:19.399
<v Speaker 2>All right. Well, I think it's time to play a game.

0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Are you capable of playing a game?

0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:21.439
<v Speaker 4>I am?

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's get into it here this game we're gonna

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:27.800
<v Speaker 2>play Gift or a Curse? Great, and I need a

0:50:27.880 --> 0:50:29.120
<v Speaker 2>number between one and ten from you.

0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:30.240
<v Speaker 4>Let's do three.

0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me beat beep beep. Get into the dock

0:50:33.280 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 2>here right now. You can recommend something, promote something. I

0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:38.600
<v Speaker 2>encourage both, do whatever you want with the microphone. I'll

0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:38.839
<v Speaker 2>be right.

0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:39.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh great.

0:50:39.520 --> 0:50:43.240
<v Speaker 5>So I am part of an improv podcast. The Bridger

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:45.120
<v Speaker 5>has been a guest on It's called Artist on Artists

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:48.600
<v Speaker 5>on Artists and Artists. It is an improvised roundtable where

0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:52.520
<v Speaker 5>me and my friends Jeremy Colhayne, Kylie Brakeman and Angela

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:55.960
<v Speaker 5>Gierratana always pick a different topic. When Bridger came on, he.

0:50:55.920 --> 0:50:56.960
<v Speaker 4>Did food stylists.

0:50:57.000 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 5>He played a very wonderful character named Michelle Brett who

0:50:59.800 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 5>was a very prolific food stylist. Every episode is a

0:51:04.840 --> 0:51:07.360
<v Speaker 5>different type of artists. So we have wedding DJs and

0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:10.520
<v Speaker 5>directors and writers and people who all played one line

0:51:10.520 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 5>waiters in movies and all sorts of stuff. So check

0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:15.960
<v Speaker 5>that out where you get your podcasts. And I'm also

0:51:16.040 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 5>DJ on Radio Margaritaville on series six times. Check that

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:20.160
<v Speaker 5>out SIS Channel twenty four.

0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Very nice, both great things.

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:23.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, fun stuff.

0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:26.239
<v Speaker 2>I love your podcast. It's so funny and it was

0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 2>such an enjoyable time doing it, and no complaints.

0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:31.319
<v Speaker 4>You are hilarious. It was so great.

0:51:32.160 --> 0:51:36.000
<v Speaker 2>My recommendation this week, I think I actually know exactly

0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:37.480
<v Speaker 2>what it is, and it's to not count on a

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:40.960
<v Speaker 2>bank for a public restaurant. Really, for some reason, and

0:51:40.960 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 2>maybe this is only banks I've ever visited. They don't

0:51:43.719 --> 0:51:46.320
<v Speaker 2>have public restrooms, so do not which I tried to

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:48.680
<v Speaker 2>do recently. I was waiting for somebody in the Costco

0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:51.360
<v Speaker 2>parking lot. I needed to pee. I thought I'll go

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:53.880
<v Speaker 2>into the bank and use their bathroom. It didn't exist.

0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:55.680
<v Speaker 4>Banks need to watch themselves.

0:51:55.760 --> 0:51:58.800
<v Speaker 5>If they don't make themselves amenable, there's no reason for them.

0:51:58.640 --> 0:51:59.239
<v Speaker 4>To be around here.

0:51:59.160 --> 0:52:03.040
<v Speaker 5>Are villain Honestly, it's basically a wee work. It's so

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:05.000
<v Speaker 5>because all you do is you go in and apply

0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:07.080
<v Speaker 5>for loans. You can do that in any conference room.

0:52:07.360 --> 0:52:10.920
<v Speaker 5>Otherwise all the money is digital. So so you better

0:52:11.239 --> 0:52:13.239
<v Speaker 5>check your privilege and allow us to take.

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:13.759
<v Speaker 4>Shit in there.

0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think, I mean, my only, my only, Like

0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:21.000
<v Speaker 2>my theory is that, like they don't want someone going

0:52:21.040 --> 0:52:22.520
<v Speaker 2>in there and pulling a mask over their head or

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 2>getting their gun ready.

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:24.359
<v Speaker 4>Oh is that?

0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:26.400
<v Speaker 2>But that seems so stupid. It's like I'll just do

0:52:26.400 --> 0:52:27.919
<v Speaker 2>it in the car and storm into the bank.

0:52:28.160 --> 0:52:30.359
<v Speaker 4>How often do bank robberies still happen? Probably a lot,

0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:31.080
<v Speaker 4>pretty frequently.

0:52:31.120 --> 0:52:34.360
<v Speaker 2>And I I've I had a friend who was robbed

0:52:34.400 --> 0:52:38.600
<v Speaker 2>once and he learned the statistic that it's like ninety

0:52:38.600 --> 0:52:41.439
<v Speaker 2>eight percent of bank robbers are caught. Wow, So it's

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:44.799
<v Speaker 2>not a great gig. Yeah, So that's why I didn't

0:52:44.800 --> 0:52:48.520
<v Speaker 2>pick it earlier as a criminal enterprise. Oh, the other

0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:50.399
<v Speaker 2>thing I want to recommend is a song by this

0:52:50.560 --> 0:52:53.279
<v Speaker 2>artist named Carol Anne Peg. I think that's her name.

0:52:53.640 --> 0:52:56.560
<v Speaker 2>She's a and if the song is called a Witch's

0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:59.839
<v Speaker 2>Guide to the Underground, Oh, I just want to make

0:52:59.840 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 2>sure it's great. I mean that's her name because I

0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:06.080
<v Speaker 2>recently came across it. If you like Kate Bush, this

0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:08.840
<v Speaker 2>is like an earlier version. This is, you know, folky,

0:53:09.120 --> 0:53:13.360
<v Speaker 2>somebody kind of singing about kind of slightly witchy, but folky.

0:53:13.640 --> 0:53:16.799
<v Speaker 2>Everybody loves this song. Well, I'm gonna assume everybody loves

0:53:17.120 --> 0:53:18.160
<v Speaker 2>is going to love this song.

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.320
<v Speaker 4>That's fantastic. I'm gonna I'm liking it right now.

0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:23.480
<v Speaker 2>But let's get into the game. I feel like I

0:53:23.480 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 2>completely forgot we were playing a game because I was

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:28.120
<v Speaker 2>so mad about the bank. I understand this is how

0:53:28.120 --> 0:53:30.080
<v Speaker 2>we play Gift or a Curse. I'm gonna name three things.

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:31.680
<v Speaker 2>You're going to tell me if there're a gift or

0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:33.600
<v Speaker 2>a curse and why, and then I'll tell you if

0:53:33.640 --> 0:53:35.840
<v Speaker 2>you're right or wrong. There are correct answers. Does that

0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:39.800
<v Speaker 2>make perfect sense? Okay? Number one this is from somebody

0:53:39.880 --> 0:53:43.880
<v Speaker 2>a listener named Rebecca. Rebecca suggested gift or a Curse

0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:47.360
<v Speaker 2>correctly predicting who the killer is in the first half

0:53:47.400 --> 0:53:50.440
<v Speaker 2>of a show or movie like the viewer.

0:53:50.840 --> 0:53:52.960
<v Speaker 5>As a viewer, Yeah, as a viewer, I think that's

0:53:53.000 --> 0:53:55.560
<v Speaker 5>a curse because you can't let yourself enjoy something.

0:53:56.080 --> 0:53:59.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, that's what I say. Okay, well, I think

0:54:00.080 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to tell you it's a gift. You're really

0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:06.600
<v Speaker 2>absolutely what a fun feeling you're I mean, you feel

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 2>like you're the smartest person in the room. Sure, and

0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:12.560
<v Speaker 2>then you get to watch this murderer or the killer

0:54:12.680 --> 0:54:14.720
<v Speaker 2>kind of do their thing the whole episode. You're tracking

0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:18.640
<v Speaker 2>them almost as if you're a good uh you know,

0:54:19.239 --> 0:54:21.280
<v Speaker 2>spy or FBI agent.

0:54:21.600 --> 0:54:23.759
<v Speaker 5>I think if I if I guess the murderer, then

0:54:23.840 --> 0:54:26.480
<v Speaker 5>I think they're so dumb like.

0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:30.239
<v Speaker 4>You, guys. I beat you. I beat you this.

0:54:30.600 --> 0:54:33.680
<v Speaker 5>I fucked up my whole car trying to buy a

0:54:33.719 --> 0:54:37.080
<v Speaker 5>skeleton today, and I figured out who killed this person.

0:54:37.520 --> 0:54:40.239
<v Speaker 5>I forgot out who's sending the codes. Embarrassing.

0:54:40.360 --> 0:54:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I hate to hear you argue with me. You're wrong.

0:54:45.040 --> 0:54:45.760
<v Speaker 2>It's a gift.

0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:46.240
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:54:46.280 --> 0:54:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I love to solve a puzzle quickly. Okay, number two,

0:54:49.560 --> 0:54:52.359
<v Speaker 2>So you're failing so far, and that's fine. Understand someone

0:54:52.440 --> 0:54:55.000
<v Speaker 2>named Mark has suggested gift or a curse.

0:54:55.640 --> 0:55:02.640
<v Speaker 4>Fancy ketchup, Oh goodness, fancy ca I think fancy ketchup's

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:03.000
<v Speaker 4>a gift.

0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Why because it delineates it between regular ketchup.

0:55:09.840 --> 0:55:12.520
<v Speaker 5>Fancy ketchup always is a little zestier, let's be honest,

0:55:12.680 --> 0:55:15.680
<v Speaker 5>And it's thicker, and it comes in glass. Other ketchup

0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:19.080
<v Speaker 5>can come in plastic, And I think it's nice because

0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:20.760
<v Speaker 5>ketchup deserves.

0:55:20.360 --> 0:55:22.719
<v Speaker 4>To be on the spectrum of dining. You can have

0:55:22.840 --> 0:55:23.520
<v Speaker 4>nice freetz.

0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:26.160
<v Speaker 5>Why would we call something freeze instead of fries if

0:55:26.160 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 5>we don't want them to be fancier, So we need

0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:30.839
<v Speaker 5>to give them a better If you're gonna give someone

0:55:30.880 --> 0:55:32.640
<v Speaker 5>a makeover, you can't have them wear the clothes they

0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:35.000
<v Speaker 5>already wore, right, You got to give them a fancy dress.

0:55:35.040 --> 0:55:36.759
<v Speaker 5>So you got to make a zesterier ketchup. It's a

0:55:36.760 --> 0:55:39.040
<v Speaker 5>little thicker, it's a little nicer to scoop. So yes,

0:55:39.120 --> 0:55:39.880
<v Speaker 5>I think it's a gift.

0:55:40.400 --> 0:55:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows it's a curse. Nobody likes fans wrong, nobody.

0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:47.480
<v Speaker 2>You're always so unhappy when you go to a restaurant

0:55:47.520 --> 0:55:50.480
<v Speaker 2>and they don't have regular ketchup. It never tastes right.

0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Just give us all the sugar and vinegar. That's all

0:55:54.040 --> 0:55:58.560
<v Speaker 2>anybody wants. Ask on at least you like regular ketchup

0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:03.320
<v Speaker 2>more than fancy ketchup. Yeah, they think, so, you can answer.

0:56:05.920 --> 0:56:08.279
<v Speaker 2>I honestly don't know the difference. And I also think

0:56:08.320 --> 0:56:10.960
<v Speaker 2>that ketchup is very good. I think it's one of

0:56:10.960 --> 0:56:13.360
<v Speaker 2>the lowest forms of a condiment. Okay, well, this is

0:56:13.360 --> 0:56:16.640
<v Speaker 2>where the problem comes in. Then, so Honey's just doesn't

0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:19.360
<v Speaker 2>like ketchup at all, so it doesn't matter. Wow, Okay,

0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:20.239
<v Speaker 2>but you're wrong.

0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:21.760
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:56:21.800 --> 0:56:23.879
<v Speaker 2>I hate to hear it. You hate to hear it.

0:56:24.440 --> 0:56:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Number three, This is from someone named Amy. A gift

0:56:27.719 --> 0:56:31.360
<v Speaker 2>or a curse. Hotel bathrooms with full bottles of shampoo, conditioner,

0:56:31.440 --> 0:56:34.600
<v Speaker 2>and soap attached to the shower wall instead of many

0:56:34.640 --> 0:56:35.520
<v Speaker 2>bottles on the counter.

0:56:35.640 --> 0:56:36.480
<v Speaker 4>Absolute curse.

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:38.880
<v Speaker 5>Why I think that's a curse because you can you

0:56:38.960 --> 0:56:41.040
<v Speaker 5>know that all the other people have touched it. You

0:56:41.080 --> 0:56:44.560
<v Speaker 5>know that they're just pumping it in, like freaking just

0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 5>people pumping just I hate that. I hate the feeling

0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:51.400
<v Speaker 5>that they're just It's like I'm a man, like the

0:56:51.440 --> 0:56:53.920
<v Speaker 5>like the machine that Gerbils use to drink water.

0:56:54.320 --> 0:56:56.200
<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean. That's what those feel like

0:56:56.239 --> 0:56:57.719
<v Speaker 4>to me, and I hate that.

0:56:57.800 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 5>With a little ball on them, let's drive me crazy.

0:57:01.160 --> 0:57:01.879
<v Speaker 4>I hate those.

0:57:02.120 --> 0:57:05.319
<v Speaker 5>I absolutely genuinely hate those. Give me a thing to

0:57:05.320 --> 0:57:07.400
<v Speaker 5>take home, Give me a little plastic thing. I understand

0:57:07.440 --> 0:57:10.719
<v Speaker 5>that it's less environmentally friendly, but I can't store that in,

0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:13.000
<v Speaker 5>you know, in case I run out of soap, in

0:57:13.040 --> 0:57:14.240
<v Speaker 5>case I'm going on another trip.

0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:16.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm not buying that stuff.

0:57:16.400 --> 0:57:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Right, what do you think, Well, listener, you may have

0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:22.480
<v Speaker 2>just heard the garbage truck driving through the neighborhood. And

0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:25.360
<v Speaker 2>that's an interesting coincidence because it's kind of ringing the

0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:27.720
<v Speaker 2>bell that Patrick is one of very few to have

0:57:27.840 --> 0:57:33.600
<v Speaker 2>lost this game. They're a gift, Yes, because of me.

0:57:33.760 --> 0:57:35.240
<v Speaker 2>They're using the nice stuff.

0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:36.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

0:57:36.400 --> 0:57:38.520
<v Speaker 2>If they give you the little thing on the counter,

0:57:38.640 --> 0:57:40.720
<v Speaker 2>that means it's some bizarre brand no one has ever

0:57:40.760 --> 0:57:44.840
<v Speaker 2>heard of. It's gonna absolutely destroy your hair. Skin doesn't

0:57:44.840 --> 0:57:47.760
<v Speaker 2>smell as good you're in the shower. It's slipping out

0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:49.800
<v Speaker 2>of your hands while you're trying to squeeze it. Not

0:57:49.960 --> 0:57:53.120
<v Speaker 2>environmentally friendly. No, you gotta have the one attached to

0:57:53.160 --> 0:57:53.439
<v Speaker 2>the wall.

0:57:53.480 --> 0:57:54.160
<v Speaker 4>I'll diw on this hill.

0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:54.680
<v Speaker 2>The labo.

0:57:54.960 --> 0:57:57.800
<v Speaker 4>Have you heard al lavo? Lo lavo comes into little things.

0:57:57.880 --> 0:58:00.800
<v Speaker 5>I've never seen l lavo in an economy size fucking trough.

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:03.320
<v Speaker 5>Or you pump it out of the wall, you press

0:58:03.320 --> 0:58:05.560
<v Speaker 5>the button, you hear a squeeze noise. Give me a break,

0:58:05.600 --> 0:58:09.040
<v Speaker 5>I'm in a shower. You got to use them. No way,

0:58:09.640 --> 0:58:13.680
<v Speaker 5>I don't care. That's not's leisurely. Leisurely is is it?

0:58:13.880 --> 0:58:16.680
<v Speaker 5>And fancy and exquisite? That's the bottle.

0:58:16.880 --> 0:58:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you're going to the wrong hotels, my friend.

0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:22.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to Margaritaville's and I'm enjoying every single one

0:58:22.800 --> 0:58:23.040
<v Speaker 4>of them.

0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Margaritaville, They're just they're probably just in the uh

0:58:27.720 --> 0:58:29.680
<v Speaker 2>testing stages of putting the nice ones on the wall.

0:58:29.760 --> 0:58:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, It's just you're afraid of the future. Ultimately,

0:58:33.280 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 2>you're scared of change.

0:58:35.040 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 4>No way.

0:58:36.000 --> 0:58:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, you lost, and at least you have any

0:58:39.000 --> 0:58:41.360
<v Speaker 2>idea how many people have lost. It's got to be like,

0:58:41.400 --> 0:58:42.920
<v Speaker 2>oh on this, this is gonna check just so you

0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:43.520
<v Speaker 2>feel worse.

0:58:44.360 --> 0:58:45.880
<v Speaker 4>Wow, so I really lost?

0:58:45.880 --> 0:58:48.360
<v Speaker 2>You lost? Way more people have won this game?

0:58:48.400 --> 0:58:49.800
<v Speaker 4>Actually, no way lost?

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I don't know that.

0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:54.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so there's only been you are the fifth loser.

0:58:54.160 --> 0:58:55.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh.

0:58:55.320 --> 0:58:58.720
<v Speaker 2>In hundreds of episodes, am I in good company? Carl

0:58:58.800 --> 0:59:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Tart okay, sense, Jesse Tyler, Ferguson okay, Irene too, and

0:59:05.160 --> 0:59:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Gillian Jacobs.

0:59:06.040 --> 0:59:07.680
<v Speaker 4>That's crazy. We're on a text thread. I'm going to

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:08.919
<v Speaker 4>text them all interesting.

0:59:09.960 --> 0:59:11.760
<v Speaker 2>You and Carl have a lot to talk about.

0:59:11.840 --> 0:59:12.880
<v Speaker 4>We have a lot to talk about.

0:59:12.960 --> 0:59:13.960
<v Speaker 2>He's going to be very mad at you.

0:59:14.000 --> 0:59:15.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to be chatting with Carl.

0:59:16.040 --> 0:59:18.000
<v Speaker 2>He wanted he was in rare company until now, and

0:59:18.040 --> 0:59:23.560
<v Speaker 2>now you've kind of soiled the pristine pool of losers.

0:59:23.680 --> 0:59:28.120
<v Speaker 4>Wow, pristine full of losers. I'm the loser.

0:59:28.200 --> 0:59:32.440
<v Speaker 2>You're the worst. Broughtser is always the latest loser.

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:33.680
<v Speaker 4>Losing always meant something.

0:59:33.960 --> 0:59:36.439
<v Speaker 2>Your louser is kind of like, oh you're really bad.

0:59:36.560 --> 0:59:40.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah, you haven't. You haven't adapted with other people.

0:59:40.240 --> 0:59:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Right.

0:59:41.320 --> 0:59:41.560
<v Speaker 4>Wow?

0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, badly played. Let's try to move on. This

0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:48.080
<v Speaker 2>is the final segment of the podcast. It's called I

0:59:48.080 --> 0:59:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Said No Emails. People write into I Said No Gifts

0:59:50.480 --> 0:59:54.000
<v Speaker 2>at gmail dot com with questions any type of question.

0:59:54.080 --> 0:59:56.480
<v Speaker 2>People frequently writing about gifts. But I can't be clear

0:59:56.560 --> 0:59:58.480
<v Speaker 2>enough to the listener. I don't care write in about

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you want, we answer a question.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me read this, says dear wise, bridger and

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<v Speaker 2>helpful guest. Very nice. I was recently put in a

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<v Speaker 2>situation where my brother gave me an unexpected gift and

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<v Speaker 2>I was caught with nothing to give him in return.

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<v Speaker 2>We live far apart and will often exchange gifts from

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<v Speaker 2>our respective cities when we see each other. We happened

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<v Speaker 2>to be vacationing in the same place and so met

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<v Speaker 2>up for an afternoon and dinner when our paths crossed,

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<v Speaker 2>which was very nice. Since we were both traveling, I

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<v Speaker 2>assumed we wouldn't be exchanging our regular gifts due to

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<v Speaker 2>packing constraints. I also assumed we were visiting the same country,

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<v Speaker 2>so why by the other a souvenir when we are

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<v Speaker 2>all going to the same place and each should would

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<v Speaker 2>pick their own. The second assumption was my mistake, and

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<v Speaker 2>he brought my husband and me very nice souvenir gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>My plan was then to pay for dinner, but he

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<v Speaker 2>did that sneaky move and approach the waiter away from

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<v Speaker 2>the table and paid. I am very appreciative of his

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<v Speaker 2>thoughtfulness and generosity, but we are competitive, and there was

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<v Speaker 2>a smugness and he knew he bested me this time around.

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<v Speaker 2>I would appreciate any gift is to help me, even

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<v Speaker 2>the score. He has a cat, enjoys gambling, snowboarding, whiskey,

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<v Speaker 2>and his favorite food is mashed potatoes. I love the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Anna. Wow. Okay, now about half well, when we

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<v Speaker 2>got to the brother suddenly flashing the cash, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>started to think of something, and then we got to gambling,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I actually think my theory is confirmed. He's

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<v Speaker 2>in financial trouble. You think so, he's peacocking. He's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to He's like trying to prove it. He doesn't want

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<v Speaker 2>her look peeking behind the curtain.

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<v Speaker 4>What I was gonna say it's a little similar is

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<v Speaker 4>this brother needs.

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<v Speaker 2>To let people in.

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<v Speaker 5>Interesting because it's this feeling of the superiority all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in charge, I can help. I'm the provider, right.

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<v Speaker 5>I won't receive as anything because receiving something is vulnerable.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so fascinating.

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<v Speaker 4>That lines up with the gambling addiction of the game problem.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so out of money, and let's be clear, he

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<v Speaker 2>stepped away from the table to pay. We didn't see

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<v Speaker 2>money exchange. There could have been a threat, that's that

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<v Speaker 2>could have been it. Yeah, there's some waiter out there

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<v Speaker 2>scared for their life.

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<v Speaker 5>I also really don't like the I paid quietly without

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<v Speaker 5>telling you move.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell me.

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<v Speaker 5>And well, I just don't like the idea that you're

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<v Speaker 5>standing talking to a waiter, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>I think that looks unnatural and I think I think

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<v Speaker 5>waiter should be received. But when you see somebody standing,

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<v Speaker 5>there must be.

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<v Speaker 4>Something terribly wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>They're dominating them.

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<v Speaker 4>It feels like a wheeling and dealing kind of thing. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not their realm.

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<v Speaker 5>They're standing, they're in charge, right, they're running the place,

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<v Speaker 5>your manager style talking to them.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate that vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>You should never be on an even playing field with

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<v Speaker 2>the waiter.

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<v Speaker 4>You're talking up to a waiter.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, So it holds hard to interesting observation

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<v Speaker 2>you've made.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't I do think.

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, I would say the best way to

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<v Speaker 5>get a return on this gift is potentially getting something online.

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<v Speaker 5>That was my first thought, by something that you could

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<v Speaker 5>send to them that would be a digital gift card,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, like maybe maybe there's something that you can

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<v Speaker 5>get that day that can just show up in their

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<v Speaker 5>inbox and they can.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing they can know to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they have something.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, And I know gift cards feel a little impersonal,

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<v Speaker 5>but you can get very specific with the gift card,

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<v Speaker 5>and you can get very very very detailed. There's so

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<v Speaker 5>many niche things for everything. So if there's some sort

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<v Speaker 5>of mashed potato with a month club something like that,

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<v Speaker 5>tickets to a resort, or if I bought you two

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<v Speaker 5>tickets if there's a local mountain, if if they live

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<v Speaker 5>by Jackson Hole to you know, you bought two ski

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<v Speaker 5>tickets of Jackson Hole, right, you can be ready for

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<v Speaker 5>in the winter. It would be my thought personalized.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are very nice gifts. Yeah, and I was also

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<v Speaker 2>while you were talking, I wasn't listening. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 2>of my own ideas. Okay, no, that's not true. I

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<v Speaker 2>was listen, but I was thinking. I saw a cat

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<v Speaker 2>and then I saw gambling, and I thought, this has

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<v Speaker 2>got to be a thing, a cat roulette table.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't that be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>To watch a cat do the roulette?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that would be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That feels like a thing that could I like, if

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<v Speaker 2>that hasn't been made already.

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<v Speaker 5>Roulette's the ball that spins around, right, Yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 5>don't think that cat's gonna let that bo get.

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<v Speaker 2>All the way around, but chases it for a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>And what number does it stop the ball on?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Interesting? And is it betting? Is it red or black?

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<v Speaker 2>Red or black and its little visor on?

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<v Speaker 4>Or you could have an orange cat versus a black cat?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Interesting? Kind of then kill each other and one.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a legal cat fighting on a roulette

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<v Speaker 4>table at this point.

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<v Speaker 5>But I do think, I do think, And also maybe

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<v Speaker 5>making some sort of gambling type of gift could be.

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<v Speaker 4>Very fun where it's like open this or open this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so he has to do the gamble and then

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<v Speaker 2>that he may end up with a bad gift.

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<v Speaker 5>Or like I bet you one hundred dollars that you

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't do something, but the gift is one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, so true something.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I just get they think they're one against you,

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<v Speaker 5>but actually you prepared them.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, Well, I think we answered that perfectly.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we did.

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<v Speaker 5>And I would also say, let's take the attention see

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<v Speaker 5>each other less siblings. I would say, see each other

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<v Speaker 5>less because it feels like there's a tension.

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<v Speaker 2>Communicate less.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you're not enjoying your company.

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<v Speaker 5>If I'm gonna be quite honest with each other, it's

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think that you're really embracing the fact that

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<v Speaker 5>you are family, that you're enjoying your time together.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think he is.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems I don't think either. They're both on vacation

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<v Speaker 2>and all they're thinking about is how do I get

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<v Speaker 2>the upper hand?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not. Look at the sunset. Oh, I have a moheito,

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<v Speaker 4>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Kiss? You got to do something to break the tension.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh geez.

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<v Speaker 4>This advice is good at one point.

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<v Speaker 2>And obviously change your phone number. Don't let this brother

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<v Speaker 2>get back in touch with you. This is a deadly

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<v Speaker 2>game you're both playing. Yes, we answered the question so well.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it. This is why people write in yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're saving lives.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe you don't even charge for this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say it, and I've said it once, and i'll

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<v Speaker 2>say it before. No, if that's not what you say,

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<v Speaker 2>I've said it once and i'll say it again. The

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<v Speaker 2>heat is you know, I am sweating. I'm a force

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<v Speaker 2>for change. You are I'm a force for change.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think This is the end of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got all these delightful little shrinkets.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's what it's called, shrinky dinks, shrinking shrinky dink,

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<v Speaker 5>shrinking d shrink its.

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<v Speaker 4>That might be the the generic brand shrink it's.

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<v Speaker 2>The Red Box movie version exactly so.

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<v Speaker 5>And I did leave some of these in my hot car,

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<v Speaker 5>so we'll see if I'm coming back to some more

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<v Speaker 5>surprise shrinky dinks.

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<v Speaker 4>But thank you for having me, Bridget.

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<v Speaker 2>This was so much. I just adore you and like

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<v Speaker 2>you as well. Hopefully the listener's not too pissed at you.

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<v Speaker 4>I please don't be Guys, come on, he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Got enough problems. He's got a twelve problem in this car, right.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't remind me what am I gonna do? I live

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<v Speaker 7>down forty stairs. How do I have not offered to

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<v Speaker 7>help yet you won't and you absolutely won't. I actually

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<v Speaker 7>will let me know if you need help, send a picture.

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<v Speaker 7>We'll put it on the Instagram at some point. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 7>This is the end of the podcast, listener, Patrick, thank

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<v Speaker 7>you for being here. Thank you, listener. You know I'm

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<v Speaker 7>obviously all out of sorts. I'm saying things that make

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<v Speaker 7>zero sense at this point, you've got to have some

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<v Speaker 7>mercy and let me go. I'm just take your claws

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<v Speaker 7>off of me. This is the end of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 7>I love you goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

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<v Speaker 2>produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson, and it's beautifully

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<v Speaker 2>mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

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<v Speaker 2>our guest booker Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must

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<v Speaker 2>follow the show on Instagram at I said no Gifts,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

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<v Speaker 2>get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>Line?

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<v Speaker 2>May did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Thuna man? Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guessed Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty And I said, no, guest,

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<v Speaker 1>your own presence is presents enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I already had too much stuff, So how do you

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<v Speaker 3>dare to surbey me?