Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 2: I'm Erica and I'm Mela and Happy Wednesday, guys, Happy
Speaker 2: hump Day. How's everyone's week doing. My week is hot,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking hot.
Speaker 3: Not that week is hot, it is.
Speaker 2: I just I'm uncomfortably hot in the valley. I just
Speaker 2: don't feel good. I'm getting fat. Relationships make you fat
Speaker 2: unless you're Jamila, and then that case you just stay fit.
Speaker 1: But unathletic.
Speaker 3: Unathletic as fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So one of my discoveries on this trip, amongst many
Speaker 4: other things, because I just got back from Mexico, is
Speaker 4: that I have to work out even if I look
Speaker 4: like this, because a bitch did some swimming and a
Speaker 4: bitch was about to die. Okay, literally, I was with
Speaker 4: Erica's trainer was with me, and we swim like literally
Speaker 4: three feet somewhere and on the other side, I was like.
Speaker 3: And he was like, oh my god. I was like
Speaker 3: I know. He's like no, seriously, it was like he's like,
Speaker 3: are you okay. I was like.
Speaker 4: He's like that's not cool. I was like, I know,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna sign up when I get back.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So.
Speaker 4: Like the whole chip, the whole joke was that I
Speaker 4: might pass out. Even though I look like this and
Speaker 4: I'm ninety eight pounds. My stamina is low, low, low.
Speaker 4: Because my swimming swimming really you know, cause you're gonna
Speaker 4: drown if you don't swim.
Speaker 3: Really shows me that I'm not in shape at all.
Speaker 4: So I need to somehow get my stamma up in
Speaker 4: the next three months or else.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's not looking good for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially now, bitch, it's a pandemic. It's like, we
Speaker 2: gotta up our skills, our athletic skills.
Speaker 3: You don't know what I know.
Speaker 2: I like, I have to swim across the ocean to
Speaker 2: another country.
Speaker 4: I won't make it. You'll have to take a lot it.
Speaker 4: I won't make it. I won't even make it to
Speaker 4: the next I won't make it. A Catalina, bitch, I
Speaker 4: won't make it. Because then we swam with sharks and
Speaker 4: I almost also, and I was wearing a swimming I
Speaker 4: was wearing a vest and I still was out of breath.
Speaker 3: It was overwhelming. Swimming's not my thing. I can do it.
Speaker 4: I'm not great at its, mostly because my stamina is
Speaker 4: low and sex though I'm great.
Speaker 1: You get that extra boost.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like if there's Dick involved, I can get that
Speaker 4: adrenaline without it.
Speaker 3: Death sharks, death, I'll die. Soone's chasing me up once
Speaker 3: fight of steps done. It's not good.
Speaker 4: It's not It looks like this, but don't get jealous
Speaker 4: because on the inside it's not the same.
Speaker 3: AnyWho.
Speaker 4: Wow, I feel like we haven't we haven't been here
Speaker 4: in a minute. I mean, we've done a lot of
Speaker 4: cross pods. It's hard to keep up.
Speaker 3: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: We've been podcasting lives Away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even Erica, and I am like, wait have you
Speaker 3: I haven't heard from you. What have you said? Tell me?
Speaker 3: Tell me what's going on in your life.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's just begin by saying, even though I bashed
Speaker 4: Erica in the last three episodes about having a boyfriend,
Speaker 4: telling everyone, I cringed at the word boyfriend every time
Speaker 4: she says it, I somehow I am in a relationship.
Speaker 4: And I posted it on the Instagram, made it official official.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, threw me off. I caught
Speaker 2: me off guard too. I was like, oh damn official.
Speaker 2: With the post and the still a wet and the
Speaker 2: sunset and the all the is an official timeline photo.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, what I will say is sunsets and warm water,
Speaker 4: I mean warm weather and tequila in a foreign country,
Speaker 4: possibly a tesla.
Speaker 3: They gets you very love.
Speaker 4: You, Toby, really quickly, because you know, I'm not about
Speaker 4: that life. I'm not about posting niggas. I'm not about boyfriends.
Speaker 4: And here I am with the boyfriend and some posts.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna have to disagree with you.
Speaker 2: You always say that, but like I've known you've had
Speaker 2: two boyfriends since I've.
Speaker 4: Known you, I've only known I've known you two and
Speaker 4: a half years exactly that one boyfriend, only that Young
Speaker 4: Bay only lasted like six months.
Speaker 3: You were in love. I posted him once love.
Speaker 4: Okay, First, I'll even be clear, Young Bay I knew
Speaker 4: before we started this, and he was not my boyfriend
Speaker 4: for a long time, and then other events kind of
Speaker 4: cause that to happen, and then it didn't last very long.
Speaker 3: Prior to that, it was my baby daddy, So shut.
Speaker 4: The fuck out, okay, And that nigga got one post
Speaker 4: and that post got deleted like two months later. So no,
Speaker 4: I'm not about that life. But at the core, yes,
Speaker 4: I'm a cancer. I am kind of about that life.
Speaker 4: I'm very lucky daddy, And if I if I catch
Speaker 4: myself in love you, I'm gonna tell the world that's true.
Speaker 3: It just takes a lot for me to get there anyway.
Speaker 4: You, on the other hand, you have no problem jumping
Speaker 4: right in, head first, dive, full dive.
Speaker 1: Don't be judging me.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's just the truth this in this situation, yes.
Speaker 3: These are the opposite spectrums of the water signs.
Speaker 2: And yes in that in this situation, I did jump
Speaker 2: head first in head in Headferston, head head first, head first,
Speaker 2: head first, put the head in first, give me head first.
Speaker 3: Can you believe we're not even high yet? Hilarious?
Speaker 1: I did, I jumped in. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just like I said, like I've said before, it
Speaker 2: is like I felt safe and I felt like I
Speaker 2: went against all of my better judgment than I just
Speaker 2: and I just went for it because they just do well.
Speaker 2: I think also because like I could find a million
Speaker 2: million reasons why not to do something.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, me too, Like I.
Speaker 2: Just was like, you know, I'm just fuck it and
Speaker 2: it's been and it's good.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 2: I mean obviously, like you know, it's things happen. Arguments happen,
Speaker 2: they occur, and that's normal. I've also realized that I'm
Speaker 2: childish in ways when I argue and that, and I
Speaker 2: literally experienced like I knew I was being childish, like
Speaker 2: because he was like, why why are you doing this?
Speaker 2: And I was like because, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: fucking dumb. But I'm committing to my what I'm saying
Speaker 2: because I can't go back now.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm definitely immature.
Speaker 4: That's probably why I haven't had a lot of relationships
Speaker 4: because I'm immature. Eric and I have both only been
Speaker 4: knowing these people like ninety days. I feel like about
Speaker 4: ninety day fiance, but you've.
Speaker 1: Known him longer than that.
Speaker 3: I knew him since February twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: Okay, March, April, May, June, July.
Speaker 4: We didn't hang out almost We didn't hang out until April,
Speaker 4: so like I've met him.
Speaker 3: I met him the end of February one on one day.
Speaker 3: I didn't see him in March.
Speaker 4: I saw him probably mid April, so mid April April
Speaker 4: to May and made.
Speaker 3: A junet and in July ninety days okay.
Speaker 4: Trying to make it less got it, No, I mean,
Speaker 4: just not very long, let's be clear. And then we've
Speaker 4: jumped in to a international trip together that was supposed
Speaker 4: to be five days, and then we extended it to
Speaker 4: like fucking twelve. And I don't even know if I
Speaker 4: like anybody for twelve days straight together.
Speaker 3: So that was a big testimony of.
Speaker 4: Our relationship and a lot of it throughout the trip.
Speaker 4: I was like, had to take a time out for
Speaker 4: myself and be like, bitch, you were a bitchy bitch.
Speaker 3: There are things I.
Speaker 4: Was being a little ridiculous. It really made me think
Speaker 4: of Brune when Bruno was on the show.
Speaker 3: What was that episode called A Thousand Days of Celibacy?
Speaker 3: A thousand Days of Celibacy? You should check it out.
Speaker 4: You are a different you and every relationship, every person
Speaker 4: you date is a different reflection of you, and so
Speaker 4: you're not going to be the same in a relationship.
Speaker 4: And so I had to take these for words of advice.
Speaker 4: I had to sit alone and just like chill the
Speaker 4: fuck out. But overall, I'm cool. I'm happy about the decision.
Speaker 4: I do need to grow the fuck up and be
Speaker 4: a little ass immature, But in what ways do you
Speaker 4: think you're mature?
Speaker 3: I am mature, immature, immature.
Speaker 4: Well, well, okay, adventure Bay is living up to his
Speaker 4: name and every motherfucking aspect you can think of. He
Speaker 4: is truly, really, genuinely an adventure Bay. When I say,
Speaker 4: I wrote adventurous and my manifestation list, and I didn't
Speaker 4: put like level seven, I didn't put like private jet adventuress.
Speaker 3: I just put adventurous and I got that shit. And so.
Speaker 4: So basically I thought I was more down the earth
Speaker 4: than I am. But I'm not well because I think
Speaker 4: most of my closest friends are bougier than me Erica included,
Speaker 4: and so I'm like, yeah, I'm down for whatever, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I can go here, I can go here, I can
Speaker 4: go to the hood, I can go to the outdoors.
Speaker 3: Outdoor shit. You know, I could do a couple. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm cool.
Speaker 4: But then mean, I mean, adventure Bay went on this
Speaker 4: trip together and he started coming out with his like
Speaker 4: you know how he travels, which is like he's done
Speaker 4: a lot of backpacking and shoot.
Speaker 3: In his day.
Speaker 4: And that I realized quickly I am not that down
Speaker 4: to earth and I'm kind of a bougie bitch.
Speaker 3: And it was it was made.
Speaker 4: There was some c There were some moments where I
Speaker 4: don't even know if he realized, but I realized, I
Speaker 4: am my friends who went.
Speaker 3: They're all my friends.
Speaker 4: So salute him for going on a ship with six
Speaker 4: people he didn't really are not his friends. But my
Speaker 4: friends are very Hollywood bougie bitches. And we did a
Speaker 4: lot of like bougie shit, and I.
Speaker 3: Think Hollywood boogie bitches or they just like to do.
Speaker 4: They're not you know what, It's just completely completely different
Speaker 4: size of the spectrum.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, because like I don't think going wanting to go
Speaker 2: to dinners every night and dressing up is necessarily bougie.
Speaker 4: I think that's just like what we did. Yeah, well,
Speaker 4: I mean, okay, I'm just speaking. I'm just speaking from
Speaker 4: what I'm imagining.
Speaker 1: I think he's polarized it.
Speaker 2: He really put yeah, made it very polarizing because of
Speaker 2: you know what he's.
Speaker 1: Used to used to versus that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so it was coming up for me because
Speaker 4: I think, to be honest, one of the things that
Speaker 4: I had to reflect is I was, you know, I'm
Speaker 4: a cancer, I'm fucking sensitive. I was feeling he was
Speaker 4: getting a little judgy. There were a couple comments, and
Speaker 4: I was just like, shry the fuck up.
Speaker 3: And I also noticed like I don't have a.
Speaker 4: Lot of patience and that's a problem, Like I have
Speaker 4: no patience and.
Speaker 3: Who the fuck am?
Speaker 4: I Like, I need to really work on my patients.
Speaker 4: And so even before we went, I brought my shit
Speaker 4: to his house to be like pack. He's like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know. I was like, did you pack? He's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I packed once, but now I'm gonna take everything out
Speaker 4: and pack again.
Speaker 3: Do you do that?
Speaker 4: I was like, uh no, what the fuck are you
Speaker 4: talking about. He's like, yeah, I just pack everything up
Speaker 4: and I take it all out and I go back
Speaker 4: over and see if I need to put it back
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 3: And I was like that sounds crazy.
Speaker 4: But then he made me do that and basically like
Speaker 4: eliminated fifty percent of my suitcase. And then with low
Speaker 4: Ki appaulled, I wanted to take a rolly bag. Nigga,
Speaker 4: I'm a girl, I'm rolling whatever I take. He was
Speaker 4: just like, I'm taking this one bag. Keep in mind,
Speaker 4: we're just getting to know each other, and so I'm
Speaker 4: realizing that most of his travel experiences have been very
Speaker 4: like traveling, like backpacking through Asia for six weeks and
Speaker 4: ship like that, and like that's cool.
Speaker 3: I'm not backpacking anywhere.
Speaker 4: I'm taking the adequate, adequate amount of things for the
Speaker 4: amount of days we're staying.
Speaker 3: So there were just like comments that were coming out.
Speaker 2: He prides himself on packing nothing, yeah, versus you is
Speaker 2: prepared for every day and maybe overprepared because we all
Speaker 2: know we overpack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there was that and so whatever, you know,
Speaker 4: it was not it was not a big deal, but
Speaker 4: there was a couple of comments where I was just
Speaker 4: like I could tell I was getting snappy and in
Speaker 4: like impatient, and it's really not his fault, you know,
Speaker 4: like that's just.
Speaker 3: How he feels, that's how he travels. Please leave us alone.
Speaker 1: It's not hot anymore. Well then turn that air on.
Speaker 2: No water, water something, ice crushed ice, okay, well whatever.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so we went out like every night to dinner,
Speaker 4: We got dressed up, We got like massages.
Speaker 2: Like I saw that at like eight room massage, no
Speaker 2: like e eight like literally I mean it was, I
Speaker 2: mean a room of eight people getting massage.
Speaker 3: Literally, where did you go do that? We didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 3: They came to the house deep like mobbed up all
Speaker 3: with massage.
Speaker 4: Tables, all in their outfits all and there find these
Speaker 4: people on the on the island of hull booge.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we went to the island of hull Boo.
Speaker 2: Did the Airbnb people hook this all up for you?
Speaker 4: Well, we just get I was like, what, there's like
Speaker 4: a small ass island, Like you call one person, they
Speaker 4: know everybody.
Speaker 3: And then like, also, was he cool with a massage
Speaker 3: or was he? He did it once? He was cool
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 1: How many massage y'all get?
Speaker 3: Like two? Okay?
Speaker 4: Then he I did it once too, because I went
Speaker 4: on a kayak by myself and I went really far
Speaker 4: and then I was like, oh no, I have to
Speaker 4: go back, and I was against the tide and I
Speaker 4: was getting tired because again my stamina is low, and
Speaker 4: I missed the first massage. So with the second round,
Speaker 4: I got it and I was like, do you want one?
Speaker 4: And everyone was getting on and I was like, he's
Speaker 4: like okay, So he like kind of finally like went
Speaker 4: with it, and they're fucking thirty dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh what for an hour?
Speaker 1: We're all getting massaged?
Speaker 3: Right, okay? So uh yeah, okay, So there was that.
Speaker 4: Oh and then also all of my friends were all
Speaker 4: just like, you know ten, So we're instagramming the whole time, instagramming.
Speaker 3: Take a picture, take a picture. How about now take
Speaker 3: a picture. One more, take a picture. Take a picture.
Speaker 3: Take a picture, Take a picture.
Speaker 4: And I'm sure he was over that, which is understandable,
Speaker 4: but also I'm like, don't judge me.
Speaker 3: Whole booge was really like really smooth sailing.
Speaker 4: We went swimming with sharks, which I was cool with
Speaker 4: and it was ended up being amazing, but like, it
Speaker 4: was like eight o'clock in the morning. I'm not a
Speaker 4: morning person. He made me breakfast. He's like, oh, you're
Speaker 4: not a morning person. I'm like, we got to get
Speaker 4: him the small ass belt.
Speaker 5: That was like like like literally just vibrating you for
Speaker 5: two and a half hours to go see these sharks,
Speaker 5: and that was, you know, exciting and shit, but it
Speaker 5: was just it was a lot, you know, it's.
Speaker 4: Like water in my snarkels saltwater. It was a lot
Speaker 4: of saltwater and a lot of smarkling. And then we
Speaker 4: went to some island where there's all these birds and
Speaker 4: then it started fucking pouring raining in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 4: no cover, nothing, The mosquitoes were attacking me. They're just swarming.
Speaker 4: I couldn't do anything about it. I just was looking
Speaker 4: at him like shivering and like trying to smile, but
Speaker 4: not happy at all. And then the guy's like, you
Speaker 4: want to close off the island. I'm like, no, let's
Speaker 4: go home. Let's not let's go Let's cut this short.
Speaker 3: Okay. So after that was a little bit over the ocean,
Speaker 3: but it was. It was actually a wonderful experience.
Speaker 4: And so then we got to Tuloom and I've never
Speaker 4: been in too Loom and neither has he. But Tuloom
Speaker 4: is basically La on steroids is literally Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: No, It's like a jungle better beach La.
Speaker 4: There's like hello, beautiful restaurants, there's like yoga and like,
Speaker 4: oh you know what. Honestly, I was really pappy. I
Speaker 4: saw hell of black people there. I saw a young
Speaker 4: couple from Houston. They brought their dog. They was staying
Speaker 4: for two months. We met like at least twenty black people.
Speaker 4: So shout out to the black people traveling to Tuloom.
Speaker 3: Boom boom.
Speaker 4: All of our friends stayed at really nice hotel. He's
Speaker 4: also because he's really proud of his like backpacking troubles.
Speaker 4: He's frugal, and I'm cool with that, like let's save money,
Speaker 4: but also like let's balance it. So there was times
Speaker 4: where we had to compromise and I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: we say a really nice house. Now let's you know,
Speaker 4: we stated like a nice airbnb, but it wasn't a hotel.
Speaker 4: Everybody else had like bomb ass hotels. And then he
Speaker 4: was like making comments like whoa, like how much was it?
Speaker 3: I was like, who cares? Like it's nice. Let's go
Speaker 3: over there get dressed.
Speaker 4: He didn't bring a lot of shit to dress up in,
Speaker 4: but I had like fifty seven outfits because that's what
Speaker 4: the fuck I do, and everybody else did too, and
Speaker 4: I feel like he was maybe feeling a little uncomfortable,
Speaker 4: which we discussed and that's fine.
Speaker 3: So at one point we were in the car with
Speaker 3: my other friend who was staying with us.
Speaker 4: She's not in a couple, and he was like made
Speaker 4: a comment about like the dressing up and he's only
Speaker 4: he only brought like he brought one dress up shirt,
Speaker 4: and I was like, he's like, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Usually just such a bitch. I hope he doesn't listen.
Speaker 4: He's like I like stuff that is fast dry, quick dry,
Speaker 4: and like you know, I can bring it out and
Speaker 4: wash it in the sink. I almost flip the fuck out,
Speaker 4: can tell This is when I realized I needed to
Speaker 4: bring it down a notch.
Speaker 3: I was like, why the fuck would we do that?
Speaker 3: Why would anybody wash anything in this sink? On vacation.
Speaker 3: It's called vacation. I was like, wait, you said some
Speaker 3: shit when you were telling me this.
Speaker 1: It's called vacation, not survivor.
Speaker 3: I was getting so mad because he kept saying it.
Speaker 3: He kept saying it like like almost I felt like.
Speaker 1: We were I'm using like a new natural deod.
Speaker 3: It's actually not bad. That's bad that the shame went
Speaker 3: moisture one, it's another one. I was just like, felt
Speaker 3: like he was judging me and my friends for being
Speaker 3: in excess.
Speaker 1: You had just I think, maybe reached a breaking point
Speaker 1: at that time. Yeah, you had.
Speaker 2: You would probably bit your tongue and you just couldn't.
Speaker 4: And I heard and I heard about these like these
Speaker 4: travels like three times at this point, and I'm like, cool,
Speaker 4: this is not that, okay, And in fact, I'm never
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 3: I realized that on this trip, like okay, I thought
Speaker 3: I was down not so much, you know, And I
Speaker 3: was like, why the fuck would I be washing anything
Speaker 3: in the sink on vacation.
Speaker 4: I would just pack enough stuff and I like to
Speaker 4: get dressed up, and on vacation you get dressed up
Speaker 4: because it's fun.
Speaker 3: And he just got quiet, and my friend was like
Speaker 3: I could feel that. She was like, oh my god, bitch, relax.
Speaker 1: And immediately after.
Speaker 3: I snapped, I was like, oh my god, what is
Speaker 3: wrong with me? And I was like, I'm bougie. I'm
Speaker 3: not down to earth. I'm not, oh my god, as
Speaker 3: I'm on my eighth grade.
Speaker 2: The bitch who was frantically trying to get her braids done,
Speaker 2: her lashes done, her nails done, thought she wasn't bougie.
Speaker 3: Those are requirements.
Speaker 4: Those are braids are a black woman's requirement for vacation,
Speaker 4: and the other two were everyone's requirement. You have to
Speaker 4: get your nails done, you have to get your hair done.
Speaker 4: And if you've ever not been on, if you've never
Speaker 4: had lashes, I do lashes.
Speaker 3: And this is what I'm saying. It's like, crack, you
Speaker 3: will look more beautiful with lashes. I looked way more
Speaker 3: beautiful in the sand. With lashes. It's true.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows it. Everybody on the trip except my gay friend.
Speaker 4: My gay girlfriend had lashes, so la. Anyway, I realized
Speaker 4: into Loom what I was getting a little agitated was
Speaker 4: that it had been like two days and we hadn't
Speaker 4: had sex three days maybe. And I also had the
Speaker 4: self discovery that I am an info and maybe if
Speaker 4: I was having more sex, I wouldn't be complaining about
Speaker 4: his whatever his complaints were. I also realized, because he's
Speaker 4: so adventurous, like he's passionate about his adventures, like I've
Speaker 4: never seen a nigga do sum much research, like researching everything,
Speaker 4: like we watched like before we even got to Mexico,
Speaker 4: watched so much Mexican fucking YouTube, so much research. And
Speaker 4: that's cool. I'm glad you have it under control, you know,
Speaker 4: like you want to know, you know where you want
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: The COVID tests ever pop up? Did you ever have
Speaker 1: to show ID PaperWorks?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I can't believe it, but I will say
Speaker 4: in Mexico they were really on it. They're taking temperatures
Speaker 4: you want you, They're sanitizing thing fucking around.
Speaker 3: It was very I felt very safe. I felt like
Speaker 3: it was better than here. But what was I saying?
Speaker 3: Oh that?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: I realized I need sex a lot. And there's there
Speaker 3: was there. There's like a point where I woke up
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 1: What's wait, I put it behind it, do you see it?
Speaker 4: There was a point that I woke up in the
Speaker 4: morning and I heard him up like on his phone.
Speaker 4: So I was just like, you know, like just looking
Speaker 4: at like kind of like half sleep, but peeking over
Speaker 4: to see what he was doing, like you know, like
Speaker 4: maybe scooting over to like give a hint, you know,
Speaker 4: like touch my pussy.
Speaker 3: But no, he was researching no taste. And instead of
Speaker 3: me just.
Speaker 4: Being in a mature adult and like taking the phone
Speaker 4: and sitting on his stick, I was just like got
Speaker 4: mad inside, not to any but not to anyone, not
Speaker 4: that he could.
Speaker 3: Read my mind. And so I just realized, like, wow,
Speaker 3: you know what, that's.
Speaker 1: A cancer trait. I know, and I'm working with the
Speaker 1: reading of the mind.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm working on it.
Speaker 4: I realized on this trip, I can't send messages with
Speaker 4: my brain waves.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work that way. I can't be like fuck
Speaker 3: me in my mind.
Speaker 4: That does not work. So like even if I'm naked.
Speaker 4: I'm naked all the time, so no one's gonna get
Speaker 4: that message. And there was a point where my friend
Speaker 4: left to go to the store and we had a
Speaker 4: two bedroom apartment that we stayed in, and I just stopped.
Speaker 3: This was a perfect opportunity for him to get some
Speaker 3: and he still was researching stuff on his.
Speaker 4: Phone, and I was so irritated. And then I realized later, like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I'm just I'm just mad because I'm
Speaker 4: he's not having sex with me. It's not about him
Speaker 4: or his backpacking journeys or his passion for adventure. It's
Speaker 4: literally me. And at one point, like we did a
Speaker 4: separate things. I woke up and I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go do yoga to a hotel or whatever. He's like,
Speaker 4: I think I'm an go to go to this note.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, you want me to call the
Speaker 4: cab for you, because we got a cab driver. He's like, no,
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna take the bus.
Speaker 3: I was like, bye, the bus.
Speaker 4: Yeah. He fully he fully was about to take a
Speaker 4: like hour bus ride to go see some sea turtles
Speaker 4: or some shit. And I was like that was at
Speaker 4: that point I was like, I'm so grateful that I
Speaker 4: have a man that like is cool with us having
Speaker 4: our independence.
Speaker 1: So like I he he but like for the man
Speaker 1: who's so scared of COVID.
Speaker 3: Oh bitch already told him. I told him, I said, is.
Speaker 1: About to get him a public bus in Mexico.
Speaker 4: He's very frugal, and I know he's he's so irritated
Speaker 4: with me because I'm just like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: We're on vacation. But I didn't say it like that.
Speaker 3: But like I told him that.
Speaker 4: I was like, He's like, oh, yeah, because I found
Speaker 4: a shuttle from the boat. The boat from Hulbooge to
Speaker 4: to Loman is like two hours, I mean the ride.
Speaker 4: He's like, I found a shuttle. I was like, babe,
Speaker 4: we're with eight people. Why would we take a public bus.
Speaker 4: We could just split it with the other seven people
Speaker 4: were with. He's like, oh, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, I'm smoking a bong and it's so there
Speaker 2: was that do you want to try and take you Yeah, we're.
Speaker 1: Rookies when it comes to the song life.
Speaker 3: Did we even go to high school? It's not hot. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to trying to kill each other. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 3: so you can't read my mind. And oh another thing
Speaker 3: that I'm so proud of and happy. I was really
Speaker 3: happy the whole trip, Like I'm happy.
Speaker 4: He forced me to go see the fucking whale sharks,
Speaker 4: the once in a life time opportunity. I've literally swam
Speaker 4: with sharks amazing, So there's definitely like perks to having it.
Speaker 4: Man that's like research, knows what he wants to do,
Speaker 4: plans the shit cool. Okay, So I kind of told
Speaker 4: him before the trip that I like to be topless
Speaker 4: a lot, but I'm not gonna be topless because there's
Speaker 4: other guys on the trip and my other best friend
Speaker 4: literally hates me taking out my titties even though we've
Speaker 4: been friends for fucking twenty three years, but shades it.
Speaker 3: So like, I'm probably it's fine.
Speaker 4: You don't have to worry about my titties being out
Speaker 4: because Danielle's coming.
Speaker 3: She doesn't like my titties. And I don't know the
Speaker 3: other guy.
Speaker 1: You tell this man lies.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I told her.
Speaker 1: I saw this man lies, bitch.
Speaker 3: As soon as the music came on, we bought a
Speaker 3: disco ball.
Speaker 4: Music came on about two tequila's in't and it was
Speaker 4: off like I can't literally when I start getting like
Speaker 4: in my zone, I can't.
Speaker 3: I just gon keep it off. Like if I'm not
Speaker 3: in a public space, the shirt is kept like literally
Speaker 3: it is coming off. Even Dan Yell at one point
Speaker 3: looked over at me and I was like, she was like,
Speaker 3: just take it off. I was like okay. I was
Speaker 3: like it was like itching, like and She's like, what's
Speaker 3: wrong with you? Just take it off.
Speaker 2: So it's like it's like Superman, like, would you like
Speaker 2: to start putting your like get into your Superwoman mode
Speaker 2: literally instead of.
Speaker 1: Putting armor on you like have to take it off off.
Speaker 6: Literally literally Finally, and he didn't trip, he didn't like,
Speaker 6: he didn't say shit, didn't miss a beat, doesn't care,
Speaker 6: just happy to be there and all of me enjoying
Speaker 6: it chilling, and I appreciate that because I haven't really
Speaker 6: had that and I just want to be free.
Speaker 4: Fuck and he lets me be free and he accepts
Speaker 4: it and he's cool with it and he embraces it
Speaker 4: and he's a grown ass man. And so I'm realizing
Speaker 4: thing as I'm acting like a fucking brat bitching about
Speaker 4: very stupid things. I need to take a chill pill,
Speaker 4: and I need to recognize that if I'm going to
Speaker 4: be in a relationship, it's going to require.
Speaker 3: Compromise.
Speaker 4: And I can't fucking curate somebody else's opinions and how
Speaker 4: they want to travel and what their experiences have been,
Speaker 4: you know, And that's okay. If the nigga doesn't want
Speaker 4: to go out to dinner every night, I'll go, you know.
Speaker 1: And so I think maybe it.
Speaker 2: Just as a conversation of like, because I think maybe
Speaker 2: your annoyance comes from him always like feeling with the
Speaker 2: need that to tell you or remind you, and then
Speaker 2: you feel like are you trying to make me feel
Speaker 2: bad that we're doing this right now? I think it
Speaker 2: just is a conversation of just like, look, you, I
Speaker 2: understand your experiences and your and like these are the
Speaker 2: things I want to do, and just really say like where.
Speaker 1: Can we compromise?
Speaker 4: And we have?
Speaker 3: Can we?
Speaker 2: But I mean even without just just but actually having
Speaker 2: the conversation though not just seeing it happened sometimes because
Speaker 2: I think once you actually have the conversation, like then
Speaker 2: there's no there's no like it's very clear, right, you
Speaker 2: do this, I do.
Speaker 3: That that's great, that's great, You're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: And then it's like then you can really see can
Speaker 1: this is this?
Speaker 4: Do we?
Speaker 1: Can we do this right?
Speaker 3: Can we meet in the middle right and not getting
Speaker 3: on each other's nerves about doing it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I think he's a grown ass man, Like that's
Speaker 2: a conversation you.
Speaker 1: Could have with him?
Speaker 4: No, I know, And and throughout this process, and thank
Speaker 4: you to Erica because even since the beginning three months
Speaker 4: ago to the very beginning three months ago, you've encouraged
Speaker 4: me to like and he makes me feel comfortable to
Speaker 4: to do that, to be honest and to speak up
Speaker 4: where I usually won't. There have been so many things
Speaker 4: that usually I be like, She's like, why the funk
Speaker 4: won't you just say that?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because then at least you give him a real
Speaker 1: chance to show up or not.
Speaker 3: You know, and then he always does.
Speaker 4: And like even like I realized, I was like just
Speaker 4: being a little bitch kind of at the airport and
Speaker 4: I was just like, I think we did. I think
Speaker 4: if we had more sex, all the adventures wouldn't be
Speaker 4: so bad. Well, then yeah, I like, as we like
Speaker 4: if you if we were like, more sex, will let like,
Speaker 4: you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about the adventures, you know,
Speaker 3: long having sex.
Speaker 1: It's fine anywhere.
Speaker 3: And then I think he said something like you were
Speaker 3: in her period or something, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's a big one because I did that
Speaker 1: for a long time.
Speaker 4: With someone and I cannot well, I just I just
Speaker 4: like what we've done it with people. Yeah, and so
Speaker 4: that's but maybe you know, like I shouldn't. I don't know,
Speaker 4: you know, men and their egos and sex and ship.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't like that. But he was perceptive.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get that it's not even it might
Speaker 2: not even be ego. It's just actually that I don't
Speaker 2: want to have blood on my dick. You know.
Speaker 3: There's also just that and like what you're like, you
Speaker 3: don't have my blood on your dick on your deck?
Speaker 3: You don't love me? Fine?
Speaker 1: What whatever you're.
Speaker 3: But then we went to Mexico City. I felt better
Speaker 3: saying something, you know, And then we went there.
Speaker 4: We had a really nice dinner, we had he got
Speaker 4: a really nice hotel room because I bitched about I
Speaker 4: needed another.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Was very adamant about having a bathtub and staying at
Speaker 4: a hotel in Mexico City because so much saltwater, you know,
Speaker 4: like so much sand and shit. I went to sit
Speaker 4: in the bath like, let's just get a hotel, and
Speaker 4: like it was a really nice hotel. It was a
Speaker 4: sweet We had our own little patio, liked the whole
Speaker 4: building basically to ourselves, in the little boutique hotel pug
Speaker 4: Alan Bouti Hotel or some shit.
Speaker 3: And you know, he spent on that and he listened
Speaker 3: and he bit the bullet, and I know, I'm grateful.
Speaker 3: I'm just oh.
Speaker 4: And so that night, after we went to dinner, like
Speaker 4: some nine course ass fancy, way too fancy ass dinner,
Speaker 4: we fell asleep and then like three o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 4: I felt him like fucking with me, and I was like,
Speaker 4: you know, I like that. My fantasy is sleep sucks.
Speaker 4: It's like, huh, this is nice. And then he just
Speaker 4: woke up and started buffing me, and I'm so happy.
Speaker 4: And then he fucking shit like quality over quantity.
Speaker 1: It's like what he must have woke up like feeling.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, you're right. So yeah, that was sexy
Speaker 3: made up for it, and shit, you know the rest
Speaker 3: of it was smooth.
Speaker 4: I'm just happy that we do have a relationship where
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, this is what's up, blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: and we can discuss and maybe I need to be
Speaker 4: more forthcoming about how I feel about the luxury, because
Speaker 4: you know, bitches love luxury.
Speaker 3: Bitch. I was just wait, you know what I was
Speaker 3: thinking when you were talking is Cuddy.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of Passport Heddy because you said he
Speaker 2: spent and I was like, whenever I think of spent dollars,
Speaker 2: I think of.
Speaker 3: Cuddy, Passport Heady. You guys have to listen to our
Speaker 3: episode with Passport Hetty if you haven't.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: She basically runs down just like it's a guy to
Speaker 2: tip to getting man's, getting men's coins and deciding what
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 4: Really, it's about just asking for what you want so
Speaker 4: you won't be disappointed and hoping that it happens.
Speaker 2: See, it's that it's even that like and it's not
Speaker 2: even about like, well, it is about that. It's about
Speaker 2: a lot of things, but at its core, that's what
Speaker 2: it's about, like asking for what you want and so
Speaker 2: like even you telling him what it is that you
Speaker 2: want and you need, like that's what you have to do.
Speaker 4: And the truth is, like it's kind of funny to me,
Speaker 4: Like he's just such a quirky guy, Like he just
Speaker 4: has such an interesting personality, and I'm just like I
Speaker 4: love him for that too, you know, Like I admire
Speaker 4: that he's that passionate about what he does. Is that particular?
Speaker 4: You know, It's just like it's really cute too. It's
Speaker 4: a part of who he is. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: not chipping, but you're writing it's just about don't say
Speaker 4: shit about this.
Speaker 3: Take some pictures. That's it. Take my picture, Take my picture,
Speaker 3: Come with me and my boogy friends.
Speaker 1: Don't take away my dinners. I know I love to eat.
Speaker 1: Bitch to every listen adventure Baye.
Speaker 2: Let me give you one word of advice is don't
Speaker 2: ever find if you're gonna spend food.
Speaker 3: All I care about is my dinners. I only eat
Speaker 3: one meal a day.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be adventuring backpacking. You have to at least
Speaker 2: take your tofancy restaurants.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm actually kidding too.
Speaker 2: I know, no, but I think what I was really
Speaker 2: saying is that, Yeah, I think asking for what you
Speaker 2: want is the moral of this episode and the story period, like.
Speaker 4: It makes you happier and it makes your partner happier.
Speaker 4: And I think he's very honest telling me things. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, one more thing, this is hilarious. This is
Speaker 4: what a quirky, funny personality he has. So before we leave,
Speaker 4: he's like, oh, yeah, by the way, I called an
Speaker 4: old friend and I was just asking her.
Speaker 3: About, you know, how she gave me head.
Speaker 4: And she told me that you know this part of
Speaker 4: the dick right here, if you've applied pressure here with
Speaker 4: your tongue like that sensation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really what got me. And I just said, laughing, son, like, wait,
Speaker 3: all that is to be clear. I just want to
Speaker 3: be perfectly clear.
Speaker 4: You called up somebody who gave you good head, and
Speaker 4: you said, hey, how's it going.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to see how you doing, but like
Speaker 3: I got a new girl and I just needed to know.
Speaker 3: And he said, no, no, I mean I asked about
Speaker 3: the kids and ship, and then I, yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: I'm sure.
Speaker 4: I about the first person to call and ask that.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm sure, I'm sure you are. I'm
Speaker 4: positive that you are. I was like I'm positive that
Speaker 4: you are the first.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I fucking love you. I love you.
Speaker 1: That's amazing that I love you. He was cruly, he
Speaker 1: was truly curious, he.
Speaker 3: Was researching, he's on his fast experiences. He is, he's
Speaker 3: a true researcher, true researcher.
Speaker 1: Enough of that, now you've got me all stoned.
Speaker 2: So I yeah, I went to San Diego with Poetry Bay.
Speaker 2: It was like a solo trip, and then I found
Speaker 2: out that baby Daddy and Irie were also there. That
Speaker 2: was interesting because I kind of like felt, I don't know,
Speaker 2: like I immediately got really nervous because I felt like,
Speaker 2: if my child is in that city, I'm going to
Speaker 2: see her, like and I don't even mean like I'm
Speaker 2: going to go see her. I just felt like we
Speaker 2: were going to at some point cross paths. But he
Speaker 2: he actually asked me where I was like on FaceTime,
Speaker 2: and I was like, san Diego.
Speaker 3: Also posted it. Well that was after I that was
Speaker 3: after it. It was already revealed. Yeah, he was like, well,
Speaker 3: we won't bother you, and I appreciate it. But then
Speaker 3: he said that yeah, but yeah, we had we were
Speaker 3: just we like rode bikes.
Speaker 1: I got fucking sunburned. I rode bikes for like thirty miles.
Speaker 1: We decided to join Tinder and.
Speaker 2: Also Hinge, and we've already talked about Field because you know,
Speaker 2: you guys are getting out there, because you know, threesomes
Speaker 2: are a crucial She likes.
Speaker 3: To have buy fun on the weekends.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if you're gonna do it, do it
Speaker 2: early in your relationship. Let's a good let's get rid
Speaker 2: of all these weird things early on. It didn't happen.
Speaker 2: I'm here to report San Diego has terrible options on Tinder.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, what's going on over there?
Speaker 2: It was just like a lot of filter, like heart filters,
Speaker 2: doggy face filters. I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: happening with like hearts in the corners? And ship faded out.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, nah so and then it was
Speaker 2: just a lot of white women. And you know, I
Speaker 2: love white women. I love you guys. I love you
Speaker 2: guys are beautiful. I just prefer black women.
Speaker 1: I just do my preference. We did connect with one
Speaker 1: young lady and.
Speaker 2: And we started talking and I was like, she was
Speaker 2: like writing in short sentences and she kept calling me honey,
Speaker 2: and I was like Okay.
Speaker 1: She was like misspelling a lot of things.
Speaker 4: And I.
Speaker 3: Can't through summer. Nope, she can't. She's spelling them wrong
Speaker 3: there and we're not doing it was too dumb. I
Speaker 3: don't know what were some of the words. I don't
Speaker 3: even know, girl.
Speaker 1: It was just like I don't know.
Speaker 2: So then she sent me some thought I was and
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: There were some very nice photos.
Speaker 2: So then you know what, I think I got more
Speaker 2: turned on just like searching the apps with him and
Speaker 2: like talking about it. That like we just ended up
Speaker 2: having really great sex without anyone, And I think that's
Speaker 2: what I've realized.
Speaker 1: It might be more about. I'm not pressed, but I
Speaker 1: like I even just like the four playing that that's fun.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: That's what I realized.
Speaker 2: Okay, is because I'm picky as fuck. I'm not just
Speaker 2: gonna go on tender and just pick anyway. No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can already already know the Pickens are slim. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I put men and women on all my profiles.
Speaker 4: I always looked for the chicks to just to see
Speaker 4: us out there, but I never like on the profiles,
Speaker 4: I never see any.
Speaker 2: But if I'm in your city, I might turn on
Speaker 2: my tender, y'all. I'm only using an out of state.
Speaker 2: I don't want my mother everybody. I don't want my
Speaker 2: mother to I know, but I might never call you
Speaker 2: daughter searching for a third one tender.
Speaker 3: So you just make a temporary profile and.
Speaker 1: You just are just deactivated when I'm in LA.
Speaker 4: No, but I'm saying, when you went to sit like
Speaker 4: to SD and you guys looking for three D, did
Speaker 4: you like add his picture to the profile?
Speaker 3: We have a profile together?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What do you think this is?
Speaker 1: I'm maybe it's just put the blue.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I just felt like you just used the profile you
Speaker 4: already had. I was sure I don't had a profile,
Speaker 4: oh like my own, Like you can make us another profile.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah I made a different one. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: because I alread deleted that account, so you just started
Speaker 3: over it. What didn't you put?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: I should show you?
Speaker 3: What is the name you put?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Are you told me?
Speaker 2: They're like?
Speaker 3: I don't don't say it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't say.
Speaker 3: Okay, even did you put your picture right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, look, I know it makes no sense leaving
Speaker 3: the fun alone. All right, we're done anyway, continue.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 3: We went there.
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Speaker 1: old horror stories hor stories.
Speaker 4: I have a little horry story, a little horror story
Speaker 4: for you ladies. I love the podcast, by the way,
Speaker 4: much love. At the time, I was seeing a guy
Speaker 4: who I would consider my sexual soulmate NOE best sex
Speaker 4: of my life. Dude had me doing all kinds of
Speaker 4: crazy shit. I couldn't tell him no in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: Here's a perfect example. One weekend I was having a
Speaker 4: little sleep over at a friend's house and at the time,
Speaker 4: my one year old son, sexual soulmate hit me up
Speaker 4: to hang out. That night, but I declined. At six am,
Speaker 4: my phone was blowing up. He wouldn't stop calling. He
Speaker 4: had been out partying all night and wanted me to
Speaker 4: come by. I had my kids, so I wasn't about
Speaker 4: to go over there. He asked to talk to my friend.
Speaker 4: I was hesitant, but whatever, I gave her the phone.
Speaker 4: He told her he'd pay her a hundred dollars if
Speaker 4: she would wash my son so that I could see
Speaker 4: him for just one hour, and she could not decline.
Speaker 3: I was shook.
Speaker 4: I always saw him looking good, but I didn't have
Speaker 4: time to get ready. I said fuck it and head
Speaker 4: over headed over. When I got to his place, he
Speaker 4: was sitting on the couch waiting for me. I sat
Speaker 4: with him for a little while and talked, and he
Speaker 4: proceeded to tell me that after I had already headed over,
Speaker 4: his co worker he was partying with last night called
Speaker 4: him and needed a place to crash.
Speaker 3: So he was in the bedroom sleeping. But he assured me,
Speaker 3: we don't need to do anything if you don't want to.
Speaker 3: But ladies, right, what who said the passive disclaim?
Speaker 4: How was that?
Speaker 3: Why is that even an option?
Speaker 1: The niggas crashed out in your bedroom?
Speaker 3: My nigga. Oh my god, okay, I came here for
Speaker 3: one thing. I was getting it.
Speaker 4: We started making out, and when things started getting heated,
Speaker 4: he said we should go to the bedroom.
Speaker 3: I was speechless. What does nigga not have a living now?
Speaker 4: No bathroom, nate balcony in the kitchen, it's a student corner.
Speaker 3: Hello, allway, come, we gotta go where the other person's
Speaker 3: at the one you.
Speaker 1: Already told me. I don't have to fuck if I
Speaker 1: don't want to.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, shit.
Speaker 4: I was speechless. I don't know about all that, but
Speaker 4: like I said, I couldn't tell this man.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: He convinced me, saying saying, come on, you can just
Speaker 3: suck my dick with him sleeping in there. It'll be
Speaker 3: hot a gentleman, what a gentleman will be hot? Whatever? Whatever.
Speaker 4: Then so our naked asses go in there, find a
Speaker 4: little spot on the bed, and I start sucking this dude.
Speaker 4: This dude has never been moaning so loud. Receiving head
Speaker 4: woke up his friend very quickly.
Speaker 3: Oh really, shit right?
Speaker 4: His friend shot out of bed, staring at us all
Speaker 4: wide eyed, like what the fuck? Then my guy tells
Speaker 4: him in Spanish, by the way, I can understand enough
Speaker 4: to get by, but not enough to speak, so anything
Speaker 4: I said to his friend had to be translated by
Speaker 4: my guy.
Speaker 3: You can stay.
Speaker 4: So of course friend stays watches me suck as dick.
Speaker 4: My guy then tells him you can touch her. He
Speaker 4: just kept telling him you like that she's mine, like
Speaker 4: he was getting off on sharing what was his. Anyway,
Speaker 4: things then continued with me and both of them, but
Speaker 4: the friend was too fucked up and couldn't stay hard darn,
Speaker 4: so he stepped out. And okay, this is basically this story, Caine,
Speaker 4: what's happening him and couldn't stay hard say, stepped out
Speaker 4: and went back to the couch. Me and my sexual
Speaker 4: soulmate then proceeded to have the most amazing, passionate sex
Speaker 4: ever after your cuddling drunk friend decides to come back
Speaker 4: for round two. You don't say it was very hesitant,
Speaker 4: but I was laying between them and my guy was
Speaker 4: rubbing my clip and other guy was fingering me.
Speaker 3: I told my guy he.
Speaker 4: Needs to tell his friend to stick a finger in
Speaker 4: my ass too. Ooh is that too graphic? Ooh no,
Speaker 4: never too graphic for good moms. Anyways, that was probably
Speaker 4: the best orgasm I've ever had. There was just something
Speaker 4: about them both focusing on me after this drunk guy
Speaker 4: thinks he can redeem himself. He was hitting it from
Speaker 4: the back while I was giving sexual Soulmate head. When
Speaker 4: he says something to my guy, who then.
Speaker 3: Translated to me.
Speaker 4: He says, you're so wet because when sexual Soulmate finished,
Speaker 4: he came inside me.
Speaker 1: Right, so when they.
Speaker 2: Fucked earlier, when they had that passionate asset, sexual soul
Speaker 2: Maate came inside of her.
Speaker 4: Yes, his friend was complimenting my wetness, but it was
Speaker 4: really just as homies come.
Speaker 3: After all was said and done, we all had to
Speaker 3: head to work. My man gave me half the babysitter
Speaker 3: money and made his friend give me the other half.
Speaker 3: Prostitution question mark. Sorry, that was the long hope you
Speaker 3: guys enjoyed it. I really did.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a good one.
Speaker 3: That was a good one. That was level ten. It
Speaker 3: was pretty Yeah, it's pretty hot.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know about the part where he
Speaker 4: was this limp tinis that didn't work out, he'd come
Speaker 4: back and try again.
Speaker 2: But I don't know about the part where your friend
Speaker 2: tried to act like he didn't prompt his homie before
Speaker 2: you came.
Speaker 3: But right, it was a clear indication they knew it
Speaker 3: was going as long as it was all consent. It
Speaker 3: sounded good to me.
Speaker 1: It sounded great, great.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you're a woman who knows what the fuck
Speaker 3: you want and you got it. The asshole and the
Speaker 3: pussy and the clip rubbing. Okay, let me try that.
Speaker 3: Write that down.
Speaker 1: Two Spanish poppies.
Speaker 3: Two Spanish poppies.
Speaker 6: Damn.
Speaker 3: Oh well, thank you for that. That was great.
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Speaker 2: This week's sex position is provided by me because you
Speaker 2: be getting it in so let's pretend it I'm the bickholder.
Speaker 3: Please lay down on your back, yes, ma'am. Bring your
Speaker 3: thighs to your chest. Lay on your back and bring
Speaker 3: these up here.
Speaker 1: Are you comfortable?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay. We're gonna bring the legs outside of her
Speaker 3: butt cheeks closely though. We're gonna hold down below the
Speaker 3: caps onto the back of the size. We're gonna push here,
Speaker 3: push here, push you you like that?
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Speaker 2: is what's yeah the matter, and you don't have to
Speaker 2: do much.
Speaker 4: You're just pushing down, push it down, pushing down, full penetration.
Speaker 1: Why is the wepisode? Is it like hitting the back
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Speaker 3: Is it just it's pretty confusing in there, but it
Speaker 3: feels nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it, I'm sure it.
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