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Speaker 1: It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for his neph on?

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Speaker 2: This great getting up Monday morning, Shirley. It is my

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Speaker 2: job to be stupid, so let me step in here.

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Speaker 2: Stupiditious morning. I'm gonna call it that stupiditious morning. This

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Speaker 2: right here is pecan tree.

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Speaker 1: Pecan tree.

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Speaker 2: Okay, my granddaddy used to call it the pecan p

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Speaker 2: can p can't Yeah, pe con. Try a lot of folks,

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Speaker 2: I don't know which one it is, pecan or pecan.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it really makes the difference. But this

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Speaker 2: right here is the pecan tree. Prank phone call. Let's

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Speaker 2: go catch doctors. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh

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Speaker 2: LC this hey, let me let me Hey.

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Speaker 1: My name is Marcus.

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Speaker 2: My mom and them little next door to you, mister

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Speaker 2: and missus, my mom and daddy little next door to you.

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Speaker 2: And I was calling cause y'all got a pecan tree

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Speaker 2: in y'all backyard, I mean right on the fence line

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Speaker 2: and to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep falling

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Speaker 2: over to my mam and them yard. So I talked

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Speaker 2: and see if y'all can do something man, where y'all

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Speaker 2: can pick up. I mean, my mom and them have

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Speaker 2: got a little older. You know, we've been picking them

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Speaker 2: up for a long time. But I need somebody to, like,

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Speaker 2: maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over

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Speaker 2: so that they won't, you know, the pecans won't be

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Speaker 2: falling over into my mom and them yard because you know,

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Speaker 2: for them to be bending over like there picking up

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Speaker 2: them pecan and it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister,

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to holler at you and see if

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Speaker 2: you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even

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Speaker 2: when we turn the lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just,

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Speaker 2: you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of

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Speaker 2: the lawnmow just shooting all over the place.

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, my mother con trill the old

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Speaker 3: con tree, and uh, it's about well and I can't

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Speaker 3: see me cutting it.

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Speaker 1: Well. I mean, I'm not saying you.

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Speaker 3: Can't have nobody to maintain your y'all, but I mean

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Speaker 3: you your mother, you can maintain your mother's yard, sir.

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Speaker 2: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other

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Speaker 2: day and check on them, but I don't have time

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Speaker 2: to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you just it don't seem no more

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Speaker 2: than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.

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Speaker 2: But them four or five limbs, I mean they they

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.

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Speaker 3: So my pecan tree I goes back there, there's nothing,

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Speaker 3: no kind of nothing back there. Okay, whatever, sir. I'm

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Speaker 3: not cutting my tree like that, sir.

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Speaker 2: Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to

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Speaker 2: do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire

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Speaker 2: tree down.

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Speaker 1: I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,

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Speaker 1: so you.

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Speaker 2: Know those that way that those are the ones that

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Speaker 2: are hanging over it won't be you know, the pecans

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Speaker 2: won't be falling over into my mom's them yard. And

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Speaker 2: and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,

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Speaker 2: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right

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Speaker 2: now and asking you, will you please cut this down

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Speaker 2: so these pecans can quit falling over my mom and

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Speaker 2: them yard. O.

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Speaker 3: You all you can do is hard someone okay, someone

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Speaker 3: I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's a guy. That it's a guy that

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Speaker 1: cuts the yard.

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Speaker 2: But even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is

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Speaker 2: flying out from underneath the yard the lawn more they

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Speaker 2: they So the lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over there.

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Speaker 3: What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick

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Speaker 3: up before they cut? That's fool.

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Speaker 2: Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff

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Speaker 2: and all of this? I'm asking you to cut a

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Speaker 2: funky left five limbs. So these dog on pecans they

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Speaker 2: are following off my mama yard.

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Speaker 3: You you want to cut, you're gonna make.

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Speaker 2: Me come over here and cut the whole. I would

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Speaker 2: come cut the whole damn tree down.

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Speaker 3: You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree

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Speaker 3: from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna

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Speaker 3: stay in that yard. Lord, I say, though.

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Speaker 2: Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to

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Speaker 2: cut your little funkey pecan tree down.

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Speaker 1: Now, I ain't fro the hat.

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Speaker 3: What you know what? Guess what you you you bad know?

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Speaker 3: You come cut it?

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Speaker 2: I finish, look sir, tonight today rather this evening.

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Speaker 1: It's either gonna be two things happening.

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Speaker 2: Either you gonna cut these five limbs that I won't

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Speaker 2: cut often to cut cut the whole damn pecan tree down.

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Speaker 3: That's my tree in any game. Nobody gonna with my tree.

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Speaker 3: I'm here right now. I'm just out hearing them in yard.

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Speaker 3: Right now.

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Speaker 2: Come on, it's you over that right now, right now,

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Speaker 2: I will bring my right hold back.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I'm just get my number in.

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Speaker 1: A way, got your number.

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Speaker 2: I got it because it's the same. Is one address

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Speaker 2: left in my Mama, you're gonna cut this damn tree down.

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Speaker 3: I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't using

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Speaker 3: my feet and seven in the long top any way.

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Speaker 3: I've been waiting on them like you.

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Speaker 1: You lost your damn mind.

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Speaker 3: You live, young cook. I told you once, then I

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Speaker 3: told you twice. I'm on you, young. Don't do that.

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Speaker 1: See that's what's right there.

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Speaker 3: You know what you can do. Tell your mama to

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Speaker 3: make a for corn pie and bring me a piece.

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Speaker 1: What you say by my mama.

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Speaker 3: Tell them to make a pcan pie and cut for me.

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Speaker 3: Tell my mama what make a corn pie?

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Speaker 1: Make a pecan pie. I don't want no pecan pout.

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Speaker 1: We don't even eat pocn pie.

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Speaker 2: We so sick of these damn pecans. You got follow

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Speaker 2: over in the backyard. You got to do something about this.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm trying not to hurt you. Old man,

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Speaker 2: I really am hurt me.

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Speaker 3: Hurt me, Come on, hurt me, ret for me.

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Speaker 1: I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your south side?

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Speaker 1: Is you outside?

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Speaker 3: You know how? You know? You know what? I'm here.

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Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm I'm a man. Your mama you get out.

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Speaker 2: You get out my mama driveway right now, get out

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Speaker 2: my mama driveway.

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Speaker 3: I want putting me out.

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Speaker 1: You get your getting your fucking your driveway. You get

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Speaker 1: out my mama draw way. Get out of you. Get

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Speaker 1: out of my mama driveway.

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Speaker 3: Whoa crime for?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Tell you I'm here waiting on you.

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Speaker 2: Get out of my mama get out of my mama

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Speaker 2: year away.

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Speaker 3: Better go cook me something because I'm gonna sit here.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 3: With you listen, you don't gotta say I'm waiting at

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Speaker 3: you at your mama house.

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Speaker 2: This his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your brother.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: I don't pay this con man. I'm gonna put my seat.

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Speaker 3: Man I'm gonna I'm gonna bad. I don't play. I'm

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Speaker 3: too old for it's coming.

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Speaker 1: LC. Do me a favor. First of all, get o

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Speaker 1: them people yard, go back to yo yard.

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Speaker 3: And you gave me hot blood pressure.

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Speaker 2: Ain't nobody mad by your pekan Tree noney. That ain't

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Speaker 2: nobody finna cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you?

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Speaker 1: Alright?

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Speaker 3: Got a litering now, man, I've been carrying my grandkids

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Speaker 3: school listeners. Listen, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, boy, y'all, some.

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Speaker 1: Man, I got one more question for you.

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Speaker 2: Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land?

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Speaker 3: L season the same of.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's it. No need for any I don't

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Speaker 2: need to praise this morning. I don't need no praise

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Speaker 2: this morning.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, that's good, Okay, move along?

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Speaker 2: What you got?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Nah?

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Speaker 2: All right, Lexing and Kentucky. I've been talking about it.

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Speaker 2: It's getting a little close, all right, Marge? What thirteen

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Speaker 2: fourteen fifteen sixteenf you coming?

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Speaker 1: All right? What's that today? I gotta go to coming

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Speaker 1: with buddy.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Comedy all Broadway, Steve Comedy all Broadway. I'm

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Speaker 2: sure you've been there back in the day in Lexington, Kentucky.

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Speaker 2: Picture still on the wall down there, though, Yeah it is, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've requested for mine to be next to you or

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Speaker 2: they have not answered that question. Nd right up next

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Speaker 2: to the damn bathroom somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I said, I.

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Speaker 2: Can't be next to my hunker. I mean that would

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Speaker 2: make more sense to me that anyway. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: go into that Bricktown Comedy Club. Bricktown Comedy Club that

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Speaker 2: is Oklahoma City. Baby the nephew you come to town

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Speaker 2: first time ever? Ticket on his hell right now shawl

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Speaker 2: at North Carolina April four, five six.

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Speaker 1: That's the comedy zone. Y'all know me.

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Speaker 2: I know y'all, and you know what we do when

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Speaker 2: we get together, and we're gonna do it again now.

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Speaker 1: Dude all. April ninth, eight, Easter weekend.

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Speaker 2: Look, I might just start passing out eggs because egg

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Speaker 2: five hour beat. I might just pass out eggs when

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Speaker 2: you come in and least Tommy and gave you one egg,

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Speaker 2: you know, for the next day, y'all get your Easter

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Speaker 2: egg off with from tymbe all right, it's the Florida

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Speaker 2: Theater one night only, tickets are on sale right now,

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Speaker 2: Get it while they're getting a good all right,