Speaker 1: From Los Angeles and.
Speaker 2: One and only world famous Perez.
Speaker 1: Perez HILTONHP. Everybody, welcome to the PHP. I got a
Speaker 1: booker here and a parest there. What's doing?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm ready for it? Are you ready
Speaker 3: for it? We're gonna be talking Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3: Also some very unpleasant news with Kiky Palmer and her
Speaker 3: baby daddy. Also, I think this is my opportunity to
Speaker 3: clear the air with Travis Barker's daughter Alabama Barker. Some
Speaker 3: Real Housewives, Harry's styles and update there. Jared leto lots
Speaker 3: of wild stuff today, But first, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing well? Thank you. I'm intrigued by this tease.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of diverse topics today and I have
Speaker 3: I have nothing to add of my own. I thankfully
Speaker 3: did not leave my house once this weekend.
Speaker 1: Really, no, how did you pull that? With kids? You
Speaker 1: just made them stay home? Yeah.
Speaker 3: I I'm dealing with a lot right now and just
Speaker 3: getting caught up with things. And this week is the
Speaker 3: F one race week, and I have an event that
Speaker 3: I'm hosting, and then there's a big F one event
Speaker 3: that I'm going to tonight. Has like I could just
Speaker 3: use this downtime, and I did, and I feel lighter.
Speaker 3: So I'm thankful for that. And I'm also thankful that
Speaker 3: we have a few new sponsors this week, So grateful
Speaker 3: for that. On the Patreon show, a caller and you
Speaker 3: were were suggesting that, you know, I should really dive
Speaker 3: into at least one franchise of the housewives.
Speaker 1: And you said, poor reality show.
Speaker 3: Sure, if I care about what I'm talking about, that
Speaker 3: that would help so much. Well, Taylor Swift is my housewife.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is my Roman empire, Taylor Swift. I really
Speaker 3: care about Taylor Swift. I'm really invested in.
Speaker 1: We get it. You're card holding Taylor Swift groupie, we
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna go all in with Taylor and other
Speaker 3: things we're talking about today. But first, even before we
Speaker 3: get to all the Travis stuff, I shared something on
Speaker 3: my social media that really divided people, and I love that.
Speaker 3: I posted a clip of Taylor in Buenos Aires, the
Speaker 3: first stop of her international tour, and she had I
Speaker 3: would say, an even bigger than a presidential motorcade. She
Speaker 3: had the most ginormous security detail in Argentina.
Speaker 1: I read that that was fake By the way, what
Speaker 1: do you know use for somebody else that wasn't Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: You read that was fake?
Speaker 1: I read that this morning.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, well then I guess that ruins that.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's keep it moving.
Speaker 1: On to the next section that I could take a
Speaker 1: dump on.
Speaker 3: You're sure you read that and it's fake? I did.
Speaker 1: I read it this morning on Twitter. They're like, that's
Speaker 1: not her security. It was for some president or something.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure she has a crazy security detail though
Speaker 1: I would imagine she does.
Speaker 3: But that one just seemed like they were closing down
Speaker 3: streets for whomever was in that car. But all right,
Speaker 3: if it wasn't her, great, then that solves that. Well
Speaker 3: I need to look that up now and make sure
Speaker 3: it was that just somebody on Twitter or was that
Speaker 3: an article that you read?
Speaker 1: No, I just read it on Twitter this morning. Somebody
Speaker 1: was just like clowning everyone's reporting that that was her
Speaker 1: murderkade and it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Let me look, let me look, maybe it was.
Speaker 1: Hers, let's call it hers. Why not?
Speaker 3: But I have not seen an article on that. I
Speaker 3: just googled it, so like there's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be an article somebody was really smart and said,
Speaker 1: I know how I'll get a ton of hits. I'll
Speaker 1: put out a video and everyone will report.
Speaker 3: An article saying that it's not true.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't see an article. I just saw people
Speaker 1: commenting that it's from something else.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean it's not true. I don't like.
Speaker 1: I said, you're right, it could be that, And I
Speaker 1: also believe she probably has a crazy security detail.
Speaker 3: My one point is they would not allow something like
Speaker 3: that in New York City, and that's a comparable place
Speaker 3: to Buenosidas. Nor would they allow that in Los Angeles. Like, oh,
Speaker 3: Taylor swiftson Town. We've got to close down streets so
Speaker 3: that she can get through real easily. Yeah. I understand safety,
Speaker 3: and I'm all for her being as safe as possible.
Speaker 3: But if that was her mortarcade, I think that that's excessive.
Speaker 1: Like nobody knows what car she's in. You could put
Speaker 1: somebody in a car in an suv and just drive.
Speaker 1: People can't see inside the suv. Making a fuss kind
Speaker 1: of makes it a bigger deal when it doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be. You're gonna get to wherever you're.
Speaker 3: Getting exactly, And the big deal was the moment in
Speaker 3: her show in Buenosidis when she sang Karma and she
Speaker 3: changed the lyrics. Travis Kelcey flew down to Argentina to
Speaker 3: be with her, and you know, this is weird. We spoke.
Speaker 3: I think it was on the Patreon or maybe the
Speaker 3: regular show. There's this Instagram account that tracks Taylor's jets,
Speaker 3: and that Instagram account posted about this one jet, a
Speaker 3: private plane that went down to Argentina with Travis Kelcey
Speaker 3: on board. Well, it turns out I learned since then
Speaker 3: that it was not one of Taylor's jets, and the
Speaker 3: guy just posted it. Anyways, that seems sketchy to me.
Speaker 1: The Motorcade story seems sketchy to me. Look, it's a
Speaker 1: clickbait media. Nobody has to be true. Nobody has to
Speaker 1: tell the truth. The Internet is lawless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you're gonna do that, then at least
Speaker 3: specify clearly in the caption this is not one of
Speaker 3: Taylor's jets.
Speaker 1: So they tracked the jet going to Buenos Aires and
Speaker 1: she wasn't on That's not her jets.
Speaker 3: It was not her jet. But what that means is
Speaker 3: Travis paid for his own private plane to go to
Speaker 3: Buenos Aires. First of all, obviously he can afford it,
Speaker 3: But sure is he above flying commercial to go to
Speaker 3: Buenos AIRUS? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how international. I've never flown internationally private,
Speaker 1: so I have no idea how that works.
Speaker 3: I mean, if I had to put a price figure
Speaker 3: on it, I'd say fifty K at a minimum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say fifty K. That's exactly what I
Speaker 1: was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Which he could easily afford. But I mean, what's the
Speaker 3: big deal? But with him flying, you know, first class,
Speaker 3: and there were no famous people at that show besides him.
Speaker 3: So onto the moment that every that broke the internet,
Speaker 3: it really broke the internet.
Speaker 1: My internet works just fine.
Speaker 3: The moment that broke the Internet. Towards the end of
Speaker 3: the show, Taylor Swift was performing Karma, and instead of
Speaker 3: the usual lyrics, she sang, Karma.
Speaker 1: Is the guy on the chiefs Stage five, Clinger.
Speaker 3: Actually, some people, some assholes. I'm gonna call them that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then put me in the pile. Because this
Speaker 1: is so hot and heavy and so fast that she
Speaker 1: had another boyfriend fifty minutes ago. It's just like who.
Speaker 3: You said, stage five Clinger. I've seen other people accuse
Speaker 3: her of a different tactic which maybe is similar, but
Speaker 3: it's actually like a technique. It's called bomb love bombing, Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: which I want. I fucking want to be love bombed,
Speaker 3: love bomb the shit out of me if I'm into you,
Speaker 3: I want it nuclear. Okay, give me all your love
Speaker 3: and let me know it, don't be shy about it.
Speaker 3: So I love that. And that was the first Actually
Speaker 3: that was not the first clip, but I saw that
Speaker 3: clip and I loved it. And then the clip of
Speaker 3: his reaction seeing it went viral as well. And he
Speaker 3: was next to Taylor's dad, so being all chummy chummy,
Speaker 3: enjoying the show with Scott Swift, and he got so shy,
Speaker 3: like he was blushing, like I don't think he was
Speaker 3: nervous per se, but he got maybe not so shy,
Speaker 3: but for like a brief moment, like he covered his face.
Speaker 3: He's like, wow, Wow, Betty loved it because you know,
Speaker 3: this guy is eating it up like he is all about.
Speaker 1: It and there's no denying that.
Speaker 3: And I love it because maybe all of these years
Speaker 3: where Taylor was pretending she doesn't love attention, it was
Speaker 3: just subduing her really loving attention, and she's she's now
Speaker 3: met somebody who loves attention just like she does, and
Speaker 3: it's like a perfect match. Loves attention but is also
Speaker 3: confident in who he is.
Speaker 1: And that's his own thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that happened. And then afterwards the show's over
Speaker 3: and we get video of her running up to him,
Speaker 3: swooping her arms around him, and sharing a passionate kiss
Speaker 3: and embrace. It broke me. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I like this is better than anything on TV, because
Speaker 3: this unlike fake ass real housewives, this is real. And
Speaker 3: some fuck you, fuck you, fuck you some cynics. Some
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna you were gonna say it
Speaker 3: was not real. Some cynys.
Speaker 1: Not real.
Speaker 3: This this, this is real.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's not real. Why would I say that, Well.
Speaker 3: Some cynics. I've read that some cynics.
Speaker 1: At this point, people are still saying it's not real. Yes,
Speaker 1: well those people are silly. I mean, eactly, He's flying
Speaker 1: halfway across the freaking world to go to a concert.
Speaker 3: They say it's pr and I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I don't know either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so into it. And I love that they
Speaker 3: had that kiss and embrace. Knowing that that part of
Speaker 3: backstage was viewable to thousands of people. The majority of
Speaker 3: the stadium did not see it, but there was that
Speaker 3: one section with thousands of people that did see that.
Speaker 1: Kellen tracked down the actual She's the first one. She
Speaker 1: tracked down the actual girl that made that video and
Speaker 1: gave her the first credit for it. And everybody else
Speaker 1: got it from like fan sites or whatever. But Kellen
Speaker 1: got the actual girl, and I got her, got her
Speaker 1: approval to put it out nice.
Speaker 3: So I loved that she didn't care, she knew what
Speaker 3: was gonna happen, and she did it anyways. And then
Speaker 3: afterwards they went to the hotel and they made some sweet,
Speaker 3: sweet lovin'.
Speaker 1: You don't know that.
Speaker 3: My sources tell me that's what happened. But that was
Speaker 3: not the only part of everything that got people talking
Speaker 3: and excited. Even before all of that, Taylor and Travis
Speaker 3: were spotted out to dinner in Buenos Aires, and this
Speaker 3: one person left a really interesting comment with a very
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's popular take or if she's
Speaker 3: in the minority, but I'm curious to hear your thoughts
Speaker 3: and also hear from our listeners. As always, our number
Speaker 3: is eight hundred seven two one one one eight five
Speaker 3: when Taylor and Travis were spotted at this restaurant in Buenosidas.
Speaker 3: They were caught leaving, so they had finished dinner and
Speaker 3: Taylor was leading him out by the hand, and this
Speaker 3: woman seemed triggered and upset, thinking, I guess that that
Speaker 3: emasculates him, saying she should be behind him, the man
Speaker 3: should always being front. And I'm like, that's probably something
Speaker 3: that a lot of women think. Is it the majority
Speaker 3: the minority? Like, who, what do you think? And actually,
Speaker 3: before I even get your thoughts, like, I actually think
Speaker 3: if we're looking at it, just from the point of
Speaker 3: view of safety, because she's not an average woman, it's
Speaker 3: safer for him to be behind her because then he
Speaker 3: can protect her from behind and also keep his eyes
Speaker 3: out ahead of her to see if anybody is coming
Speaker 3: for her. So safety wise, the safest thing for him
Speaker 3: is to be behind Taylor, not in front. But I
Speaker 3: understand some people are traditional, but if you're being traditional,
Speaker 3: you're not doing what's best for her safety as a man. Okay,
Speaker 3: what do you think?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It depends on just to me. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking it's a restaurant and where they're where they're sitting,
Speaker 1: and if she was the first one up and heading
Speaker 1: towards the exit, then so be it. If this was
Speaker 1: walking down the street, I guess there's something to that,
Speaker 1: But I agree with you. It's like it's like when
Speaker 1: you walk down the street. The girl was never supposed
Speaker 1: to be on the road side the guy is. That's
Speaker 1: just the way it is.
Speaker 3: I didn't fucking know that. That's new to me.
Speaker 1: I don't think it means literally anything. It just literally
Speaker 1: means where they were sitting and that's how they.
Speaker 3: Left, you know.
Speaker 1: I don't think people put too much thought into it.
Speaker 3: Well, I was just curious if that was a common
Speaker 3: thought or not from our female listeners. Let us know.
Speaker 3: And speaking of Taylor, wrapping things up, it was really
Speaker 3: nice to see Taylor Swift being mentioned by Britney Spears.
Speaker 3: Brittany posted this real throwback photo of Taylor pre fame,
Speaker 3: Like years before she was famous, Taylor Swift met Britney
Speaker 3: Spears and this photo exists. I believe that's cool. I
Speaker 3: believe it was two thousand and three ever ago. Also
Speaker 3: over the weekend, Britney Spears was mentioned, but more than mentioned,
Speaker 3: like poked fun at on Saturday Night Live with Timothy
Speaker 3: Chalomet hosting, which there was an after party and Kylie
Speaker 3: Jenner was there supporting her boyfriend. But Britney's manager did
Speaker 3: not take kindly to the SNL skit. He called them out, saying,
Speaker 3: you know, why are you making fun of Britney and
Speaker 3: not being funny when you called me wanting her on
Speaker 3: the show?
Speaker 1: Well, this just did. It's a parody show. They usually
Speaker 1: take pop culture things and goof on them. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's your first day on the planet,
Speaker 1: but that's how it works.
Speaker 3: I wonder though, if he was just speaking for himself
Speaker 3: or Brittany is a week Either.
Speaker 1: Way, she's the famous one. And if you have a
Speaker 1: problem with SNL spoofing you, I mean you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a lot of problems managing Britney Spears.
Speaker 3: From Britney Spears to a lot of drama with Keky Palmer.
Speaker 3: Sadly we've mentioned on the podcast the drama with her
Speaker 3: baby daddy. They're not married. It all kicked off publicly
Speaker 3: after she went to the Usher show in Vegas The Residency.
Speaker 3: She wore a revealing dress, which she's able to because
Speaker 3: she's an independent woman and she's an adult and she
Speaker 3: can do whatever she wants. And then he called her
Speaker 3: out publicly for that. Well, now we've learned that they
Speaker 3: were having issues even before that. They have a child together,
Speaker 3: and Kiki Palmer has accused this guy, Darius Jackson, of
Speaker 3: domestic violence. Real ugly stuff. She filed for a restraining
Speaker 3: order against him and full physical custody of their child,
Speaker 3: their son. The temporary restraining order was granted and she
Speaker 3: also was given temporary full custody. There was also leaked
Speaker 3: security cam images of a le jid domestic violence. I
Speaker 3: would understand why leaking these security camera images would help,
Speaker 3: but it doesn't need to. Like, if you have that,
Speaker 3: you can present that to the judge, you know, a judge.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know for sure she leaked it or her
Speaker 3: team leaked it, but it leaked. But Kiki Palmer's mother
Speaker 3: is still her manager and has notoriously been very private.
Speaker 3: Is not one of these mamagers that loves being front
Speaker 3: and center. However, after all of this news broke, Kiki
Speaker 3: Palmer's mom was out there making a video attacking this
Speaker 3: guy's brother because the brother was getting in on the mix,
Speaker 3: having you know, sharing his opinions publicly on Twitter, and
Speaker 3: the mom was like, you're the one who gave all
Speaker 3: these bad examples.
Speaker 1: To I love all these morons that think that they're
Speaker 1: part of the story. They're not. Just sit down, shut up.
Speaker 1: If Kiki wants to say something, say it on her
Speaker 1: Twitter wherever the fuck she wants to. And if the boyfriend, husband,
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck he is, is gonna say something, he
Speaker 1: should say it there. But when you got the mom
Speaker 1: and some family member like beefing out about somebody else's life,
Speaker 1: give me a break, give all of us a break.
Speaker 1: Focus on your own stupid life that nobody cares about.
Speaker 3: Well, the real interesting thing. And I just say this
Speaker 3: for context. I noticed that the security camera footage was
Speaker 3: from twenty twenty two, so at least twelve months ago
Speaker 3: or more. They had stayed together after that, as it
Speaker 3: happens often in situations where women's where women are the
Speaker 3: victims of domestic violence.
Speaker 1: This is between them. I've got the flag up that
Speaker 1: I just don't care.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it feels like it feels sad.
Speaker 1: I barely know who she is and I couldn't care
Speaker 1: less about her divorce. I just get annoyed when the
Speaker 1: other family members think there's somebody and they're gonna hash
Speaker 1: out somebody else's life online. Focus on yourself, stupid.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to lighter things. Let's talk Grammy nods.
Speaker 3: I'm excited to watch the Grammys. It's the only awards
Speaker 3: show that I still pay attention to. Nobody really excited
Speaker 3: me this year. I mean, well, actually, I'll share my
Speaker 3: one the two people that I'm most excited about. The
Speaker 3: two categories that I'm most invested in. Our Album of
Speaker 3: the Year, I would give it to Taylor Swift. It
Speaker 3: should be noted that the most honored Grammy nominated artist
Speaker 3: this year is Sizza, so congratulations to her. And then
Speaker 3: for Song and Record of the Year, I would give
Speaker 3: that not to Taylor.
Speaker 1: With anti hero Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would give both of those to Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1: I would too. I wouldn't give Taylor Album of the Year.
Speaker 1: John Baptiste is going to get that. God knows why.
Speaker 3: Well, if I was a Grammy voter, and I think
Speaker 3: i'm I should be a damn Grammy voter.
Speaker 1: Record of the Year. How does like all of those?
Speaker 1: How does Morgan Wallin get snubbed? There's like two giant
Speaker 1: country records this year, bigger than any record, bigger than
Speaker 1: any Taylor record, and bigger than any Miley record. You
Speaker 1: want to talk about those stupid charts, I don't care about.
Speaker 1: I mean literally dominate the chart, the Hot one hundred
Speaker 1: for like months and months that one country record did.
Speaker 3: Anyways, Actually, I saw this one thing that was really heartwarming.
Speaker 3: This musician named jelly Roll. Are you familiar with him?
Speaker 1: Of course I was.
Speaker 3: Not familiar with him before this year.
Speaker 1: We talked about jelly Roll recently. I know we talked
Speaker 1: about his wife.
Speaker 3: I know about him, yes, Okay, But all I'm saying
Speaker 3: is prior to this year, I didn't know him.
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't blow up till this year.
Speaker 3: Is this the year he blew up? Okay? Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't know if he was famous before this year.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, uh I think he Actually, I
Speaker 1: want to say, he just won like Best New Artist
Speaker 1: at the Country Music Awards at like age thirty nine, and.
Speaker 3: I love that. That was a great speech. It was
Speaker 3: like he was giving a sermon. I saw that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a lot of heart.
Speaker 3: He was real eloquent. And then he got nominated for
Speaker 3: at least one Grammy possibly more, I don't remember exactly,
Speaker 3: but responding to his Grammy nomination, he made this video
Speaker 3: and he started crying and I started crying, like I
Speaker 3: don't even know his music, but it was just such beautiful, raw, sincere, honest,
Speaker 3: powerful emotion and inspiring.
Speaker 1: And yes, he's very authentic.
Speaker 3: If you haven't seen that video of him, like just
Speaker 3: being very vulnerable. Watching him do that, I think it
Speaker 3: was really beautiful and cathartic. And I did watch this
Speaker 3: one video. I just I don't even know why I'm
Speaker 3: sharing this. I went like, I didn't leave my house
Speaker 3: this weekend, but I did watch a lot of videos
Speaker 3: of this one woman on YouTube who died a few
Speaker 3: days ago of cancer. Jenny Apple is her name, sending
Speaker 3: light to all of her loved ones. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: but my YouTube it keeps feeding me content of people
Speaker 3: having cancer, and I keep watching it.
Speaker 1: And well, you just answered your own question. That's why
Speaker 1: it's doing it. You're watching it. It thinks you're interested
Speaker 1: in that. Clearly you are.
Speaker 3: I am, I guess, but why am I I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean it makes me, I guess, it makes me
Speaker 3: cherish life more. I don't know, but I she was
Speaker 3: a very beautiful and light hearted woman. So onto more
Speaker 3: lighthearted news. This happened after our Patreon show, and it
Speaker 3: gave me so much anxiety, So fucking bananas. Jared leto
Speaker 3: scaling the Empire State building. He's an avid mountain climber,
Speaker 3: but that's not a mountain and climbing that like, I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's easier or harder. I'm looking at
Speaker 3: the Empire State.
Speaker 1: Like I just the whole thing gave me anxiety. I know,
Speaker 1: it's hard to watch. Jared said. The hard part about
Speaker 1: it was he didn't realize how sharp the building was
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of sharp edges to the things
Speaker 1: he was grabbing, and it screwed up his hands and
Speaker 1: it actually was a lot harder than he thought it
Speaker 1: would be. He's insane. I mean, he loves to climb,
Speaker 1: and I guess when you don't have a fear of heights,
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. He was in a harness,
Speaker 1: so there's you know, he wasn't gonna fall. There was
Speaker 1: no so, you know, real danger. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I know when I'm at.
Speaker 1: A floor that high with a window, I stay away
Speaker 1: from the window. I just can't I remember Windows of
Speaker 1: the World at the World Trade Center. I would stay
Speaker 1: like thirty feet from the windows because that building would
Speaker 1: sway and it's scary up there. We did a show
Speaker 1: once what did we do? Oh the peppers on the roof,
Speaker 1: and that was like, get me out of here. I
Speaker 1: am not into those heights like that. Get out.
Speaker 3: He wasn't even scared, he said, quote, I was more
Speaker 3: excited than nervous, to tell you the truth. He's nuts, yeah,
Speaker 3: absolutely crazy. But now I actually think that this is
Speaker 3: an interesting career opportunity for him at least one or
Speaker 3: two more times. What I'm getting at is if there's
Speaker 3: a brand or a or something that wants a lot
Speaker 3: of attention, like I don't know, like a red Bull.
Speaker 3: Let's say a random thing like if red Bull launches
Speaker 3: a new can, like a new product, if they have,
Speaker 3: let us scale the Red Bull building, it would still
Speaker 3: get a lot of attention.
Speaker 1: Remember when Pink performed at the what was it.
Speaker 3: The American Music Awards?
Speaker 1: I think, oh, okay, I think it was a Grammy.
Speaker 1: But she scaled the side of that building.
Speaker 3: Again, like what the fuck? Bananas? All Right, we have
Speaker 3: to talk about Travis Barker's daughter Alabama. A little backstory
Speaker 3: if you've forgotten. She I believe, dropped out of school,
Speaker 3: is being homeschooled, and wants to focus on her music career.
Speaker 3: Good on her. Her dad's a musician. She wants to
Speaker 3: be a rapper.
Speaker 1: Calabasas rapper and the mean streets of Calabasas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, you don't have to come
Speaker 3: from the mean streets to be a rapper.
Speaker 1: What do you rap about? Like whole foods?
Speaker 3: Rapping is for all those people who just can't sing
Speaker 3: and really love music and want to be an artist. Oh,
Speaker 3: but she wants to be a rapper, and she just
Speaker 3: released a song about getting freaky, getting nasty and having
Speaker 3: her pussy eaten.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So I saw that and I shared that. Then I
Speaker 3: posted another piece of content about her, where she wore
Speaker 3: a very revealing outfit and I captioned that it wouldn't
Speaker 3: surprise me if when she turns eighteen she launches and
Speaker 3: only fans and I get it. Her dad's rich. She
Speaker 3: probably doesn't need the money, but she clearly loves the attention.
Speaker 3: And also I'm sure her dad's money comes with strings attached,
Speaker 3: and she probably wants to control her own finances and
Speaker 3: make her own millions of dollars like Bad Baby did
Speaker 3: the moment she turned eighteen, and I thought everybody would
Speaker 3: just be like, yep, I see it too, But I
Speaker 3: was shocked at the blowback that I got. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: about to give it to you. You are yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, seventeen and she.
Speaker 3: Just released a song about having her pussy eaten.
Speaker 1: And you know you could comment on that, but now
Speaker 1: you're talking about you know what she's gonna do when
Speaker 1: she's eighteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, next month? She turns eighteen. Next month?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well she's not eighteen yet, you're talking about a mine.
Speaker 3: Okay, so next month when she turns her eighteen on
Speaker 3: that day period, and it'll be absolutely fine.
Speaker 1: Is it next month? Yet?
Speaker 3: It's next month?
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll put the show out next month. She's a minor.
Speaker 1: This is a very touchy.
Speaker 3: She released a song about having cares a kid.
Speaker 1: She's a kid, so.
Speaker 3: Her parents allowed that.
Speaker 1: Okay, then her parents can parent her. It's not your
Speaker 1: job to do that.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think there's anything inappropriate with speculating that,
Speaker 3: based on what I've seen, she will launch and only
Speaker 3: I don't regret it. I'm not sorry.
Speaker 1: You why you're getting blowbacks. Okay, commenting on a child.
Speaker 3: I don't think somebody who's going to turn eighteen next month.
Speaker 1: I'm not debating you. I'm telling you why you're getting blowback.
Speaker 3: That's it. Okay. Well, I'm not sorry to those people.
Speaker 3: I fully stand by what I said, and I think
Speaker 3: my prediction is pretty accurate. Her mother has an only
Speaker 3: fan Shanna Moakler. Her mother is a former Playboy model.
Speaker 3: It's the family business. There would be nothing absolutely shocking
Speaker 3: if the day she turns eighteen next month, she launches
Speaker 3: an only fans and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm
Speaker 3: not saying it's bad. I'm not slut shaming her. If
Speaker 3: she wants to, you know, exploit her body for financial gain,
Speaker 3: then go for it. Bad baby did it to the
Speaker 3: tune of dozens of millions of dollars like she made
Speaker 3: I think allegedly about fifty million dollars. Bad Baby did.
Speaker 1: I don't believe any of that.
Speaker 3: For the record, at a very minimum, she shared the receipts,
Speaker 3: and at a minimum she made fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 1: I just don't believe that many people have that much
Speaker 1: money to join somebody's only fans and to stay a fan.
Speaker 3: Well, that's generally.
Speaker 1: I just don't buy it.
Speaker 3: She made the most amount of money the first month,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the first day, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Then it went from fifteen million the first month to
Speaker 3: a lot, like I think a million the second month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lot of drop off and fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars by month six.
Speaker 3: Well, it wouldn't surprise me if that's how much she's
Speaker 3: making now it's been two plus years.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a big long runway for anybody
Speaker 1: on only Fans, But I could be wrong. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe it's the companionship or you know, you get a
Speaker 1: personal relationship with the subject.
Speaker 3: The people on OnlyFans make a lot of money with
Speaker 3: direct messages like yeah, the poor folks don't realize that
Speaker 3: ninety five percent of the time, it's not the actual
Speaker 3: celebrity they're messaging. They're people that they pay to respond
Speaker 3: to messages on OnlyFans. So, yeah, you know, should I
Speaker 3: play the song? You want to hear the song?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, if you all want to hear the song, it's
Speaker 3: on my social media. Dolly Parton has a big heart.
Speaker 3: She's also got a new album of duets rock songs,
Speaker 3: and one of her duet partners is kid Rock, whom
Speaker 3: a lot of people dislike strongly and Dolly does not.
Speaker 3: She's very forgiving. She's a Christian and she believes in
Speaker 3: not canceling people. She had a lot of thoughts on that,
Speaker 3: but I'm not going to read them all. For some reason,
Speaker 3: Amy Schumer felt compelled to make the claim that she's
Speaker 3: the most successful comedian of all time. She says, people
Speaker 3: call me a failed comic. I'm the most successful female
Speaker 3: comedian of all time. Now that's funny.
Speaker 1: That's the funniest joke she's ever.
Speaker 3: That's funny. Some more newness before we take some calls
Speaker 3: hot on the scene is this new release by Dua Lipa.
Speaker 3: She's got a new song out called Houdini.
Speaker 1: Houdini. Yeah you heard it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, And I have some conflicted thoughts about it.
Speaker 3: It's one of those songs where I like it, but
Speaker 3: I don't love it, and I predict that it's like
Speaker 3: it's like one of those songs you're like, yeah, it
Speaker 3: sounds like a moderate hit, like it could peak at
Speaker 3: number fifteen or number twelve, but it's definitely not like
Speaker 3: a top ten hit. You know, look, I always talk
Speaker 3: about what available right like, what else is out She's
Speaker 3: one of the biggest artists that has something out right now.
Speaker 3: And like you, I don't think it's like the greatest
Speaker 3: reinvention of the Wheel.
Speaker 1: It's a very solid pop song.
Speaker 3: I like it, but I want to be too, and.
Speaker 1: I love the production on it, and I really am
Speaker 1: loving her voice and the presentation of it. But I
Speaker 1: do feel like, yeah, it is kind of generic, the
Speaker 1: whole Houdini thing. But you know what, I think it'll
Speaker 1: end up at the top of the charts just because
Speaker 1: there's nothing else on the charts that anyone's going, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is the greatest song. There's just not
Speaker 1: a lot of great pop music out right now, So
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna go higher than you think just
Speaker 1: because of that.
Speaker 3: Also making a lot of noise was this new Mean
Speaker 3: Girls trailer. You probably did not, do you saw it.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the trailer. I know the news of
Speaker 1: the trailer.
Speaker 3: Yes. So for a couple of years there there was
Speaker 3: a Mean Girl's musical on Broadway. Those songs are now
Speaker 3: being turned into a movie, another Mean Girl's movie, which
Speaker 3: is not a direct carbon copy of the original film,
Speaker 3: or I think even the Broadway musical. I think they've
Speaker 3: continued to make some tweaks and changes. And I saw
Speaker 3: the trailer and I'm like, I love the original Mean
Speaker 3: Girls movie and this is not for me. Really, it
Speaker 3: just did not land. It's sad when that pales in
Speaker 3: comparison to a fucking commercial. Walmart recently released a Mean
Speaker 3: Girl's commercial with three of the original women. It was
Speaker 3: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Sea Freed, and Lacy Shaver, and that
Speaker 3: fucking two plus minute commercial was way better than the
Speaker 3: Mean Girls movie musical trailer. Really, it was am I
Speaker 3: the only one? Or did you guys have a similar thought?
Speaker 3: Eight hundred seven? Let me know what you think? And
Speaker 3: finally I was wrong. I was wrong something on the
Speaker 3: Patreon that I did not get right. I shared how
Speaker 3: there was this blind item about Harry Styles that he
Speaker 3: was in Las Vegas and he debuted a buzzed head right,
Speaker 3: and it sent all of his fans goog goat got crazy,
Speaker 3: and I just thought it was weird. I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't believe it, because if Harry Styles was at
Speaker 3: a Utuo concert, there would be video and photos out there.
Speaker 3: People would notice and they would take video and photo.
Speaker 1: Even just one because it's such a story. Just one
Speaker 1: photo would have caught fire, much like the Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: hugging Travis Kelcey this weekend. It would have caught fire.
Speaker 1: He's a huge international star. I can't figure out why
Speaker 1: it took a week either.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. So allegedly it was real and a
Speaker 3: photo did leak, But this is the weird thing. He
Speaker 3: was at the Spear eight days before that photo leaked.
Speaker 3: If his fans would have found that photo earlier, that
Speaker 3: would have gone viral way quicker by the time we
Speaker 3: recorded our Patreon show. That's what I'd said, yes, and
Speaker 3: it's just it's so weird to me.
Speaker 1: I was telling Perez, I go, well, I don't think
Speaker 1: the uh cross pollination between Harry Styles fans and you
Speaker 1: two fan. I mean, you two fans are like fifty
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So he could probably walk
Speaker 1: in there and be kind of anonymous, or someone would
Speaker 1: be like, oh, there's Harry Styles and not think it's
Speaker 1: the biggest deal. I feel like that a fifteen year
Speaker 1: old girl.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows Harry Styles with a shaved head. It's Harry
Speaker 3: fucking styles.
Speaker 1: Yes, with a shaved head, though maybe not. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like you may if you saw him and
Speaker 1: a bunch of people were making a fuss and you
Speaker 1: saw the whole thing. But the guy had a shaved head.
Speaker 3: But he wasn't even trying to be incognito. He didn't
Speaker 3: have a hoodie on.
Speaker 1: Hey look it took eight days.
Speaker 3: So my point, it's so weird.
Speaker 4: Elsom Jersey. I just wanted to make a comment about
Speaker 4: the Kyle Richards Mauricio whole story divorce going down twelve
Speaker 4: years ago. I used to work for NBC Universal quality
Speaker 4: control screener listening for curse words and watching from it flips,
Speaker 4: basically watching all contents down before air. He used to
Speaker 4: have to watch a lot of Bravo, And I can
Speaker 4: tell you that I feel like they selected Kai Kyle
Speaker 4: Richards based on the back she had a successful husband.
Speaker 2: Of course, she has ties to.
Speaker 4: The Hillton family, but the fact that you know, they
Speaker 4: kind of built their own little empire there and he
Speaker 4: was very prominently featured on the show. I feel like
Speaker 4: that's crazy. They don't have a preanup in place, but
Speaker 4: it makes sense because it speaks to the fact that
Speaker 4: they did make all this money themselves. Otherwise I don't
Speaker 4: care about the housewives.
Speaker 3: I love you guys so much.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: Well, also, they were they were married prior to Housewives,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, they were married for a while before that.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is Claire. I'm a Longhid listener and a
Speaker 2: Patreon subscriber. You I just wanted to comment on that
Speaker 2: last weep. You guys were talking about Taylor Sliss crazy
Speaker 2: album solves and everything, And on one hand, I agree
Speaker 2: with Bunker. It's not like I wanted back in the day,
Speaker 2: and you don't really rely on it saying extremes some
Speaker 2: kind of people do you buy it questions? But I
Speaker 2: do think that is an interesting point that the record
Speaker 2: sales are kind of going into like the vinyls, and
Speaker 2: because that's because that's where people can just stream now.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. I think it's an interesting critique
Speaker 2: on the music industry because the people are not buying
Speaker 2: CDs to listen to to Getty more right like they're
Speaker 2: taking to stream it. So I think it's anting.
Speaker 3: I now regret getting rid of all of my CDs.
Speaker 1: You regret getting rid of your CDs?
Speaker 3: Because I had so many of them.
Speaker 1: I have my books of them still. They're like in
Speaker 1: the garage. I still have the CDs. I don't have
Speaker 1: the hard cases anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. I got rid of all of them.
Speaker 3: And it's like I had a lot of like really
Speaker 3: cool like imports because that was a big Anglo phile,
Speaker 3: so like tons of like like Tori Amos would relieve
Speaker 3: release exclusive stuff only in the UK, or like all
Speaker 3: my Romney Williams imports or Kylie Minogue or whatever, like, uh.
Speaker 1: Here's the I don't think they're ever coming back. I
Speaker 1: think this is just merch, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: no one's playing them. It's just funny that they're counting
Speaker 1: it as music sales when I mean it technically is.
Speaker 3: But I'd rather buy a T shirt, you know, if
Speaker 3: I was going to buy merch.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, Taylor Swift fans will buy literally anything,
Speaker 1: and you know that's what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Well, we love Taylor and we love you. Thank you
Speaker 3: for listening. We'll see some of you on Thursday for
Speaker 3: our Patreon show. If not, see you next Monday. Have
Speaker 3: a wonderful week, Happy holidays, Take care, take care. Bye,