Speaker 1: Second date update. Whenever we do our second date updates,
Speaker 1: we don't usually mention our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: which make sure to follow us. Check out our podcast
Speaker 1: to rate, subscribe comments on Brooks hair. Whatever you want to.
Speaker 2: Do, Okay, there's some roots. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Let the people comment that to you before you actually
Speaker 1: do it. But I only bring it up because our
Speaker 1: listener put down all of her socials in her email
Speaker 1: when requested a second date.
Speaker 2: Okay, she thought maybe give her more.
Speaker 1: Like you know, she does say that she's got a
Speaker 1: few different jobs and she makes a lot of money,
Speaker 1: and even though she doesn't necessarily need a guy right now,
Speaker 1: she does want to give one a chance today giving
Speaker 1: let's talk to Vicky. Vicky, thank you for generously letting
Speaker 1: one man have a shot with you. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Oh God, thank you all so much for rubbing me.
Speaker 2: Truthfuls and give you guys a chance.
Speaker 1: I thank you for allowing me to be on the
Speaker 1: phone with you. This is a big love fest going
Speaker 1: on already. How you doing, Vicky, Vicky.
Speaker 3: I am doing fabulous. It sounds like you guys are
Speaker 3: so cute.
Speaker 1: We're cute.
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't I don't know that we've ever gotten that.
Speaker 2: She hasn't seen us yet.
Speaker 1: This is how you know she has never been to
Speaker 1: our website. So, Vicky, we appreciate the compliments, guys, but uh,
Speaker 1: and we're happy to have you on with us today.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this. I'm also in
Speaker 3: media too, I mean, okay, not radio.
Speaker 4: I love all this, Vicki, and I love how you're
Speaker 4: a strong woman and everything. But are we just talking
Speaker 4: about you or are we going to talk about date.
Speaker 1: Or yes, I mean I'm having a good time talking
Speaker 1: about Vicky.
Speaker 2: Tell us more about you, Vick, I want the drama.
Speaker 3: Well, I just wanted you to know that I kind
Speaker 3: of look up to your show because you're a good.
Speaker 5: Example of how to be.
Speaker 3: Fun and entertaining. Oh that's nice, and that's what I
Speaker 3: try to do on my social media.
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're like an up and coming influencer. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could say that.
Speaker 5: I mean one of the local news stations did a
Speaker 5: news report on me.
Speaker 2: Oh you local news, and you know you've made it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the pinnacle, unless like you were being featured
Speaker 1: for a crime that she did was something like that.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 2: Wanted it to be dumb Criminals of the Week. That's
Speaker 2: really funny.
Speaker 1: What are you on the news for.
Speaker 3: Actually started a business at Christmas time dressing up as
Speaker 3: an elf and doing topless health keeping.
Speaker 1: Topless you've just become an MVP of the show. Congratulations, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 4: It's just such I've never heard of that combo together.
Speaker 1: When he's an influencer.
Speaker 2: That's not what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't listen to Brooks. She's just jealous that you're
Speaker 1: more respected than us. All that.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4: It's just surprising, Okay, I didn't know there was a
Speaker 4: market for topless health This.
Speaker 1: Is all very happy. We're learning a lot about you,
Speaker 1: but we do need to learn about your date and
Speaker 1: the guy that you went out with. Is there a guy?
Speaker 3: Yes, I I thought it was going to be during
Speaker 3: one of your topless housekeeping jobs.
Speaker 1: That you met him.
Speaker 2: Mixed business and pleasure. Every topless elf knows that.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, tell us more about him.
Speaker 5: His name is CJ.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what do you like about c J.
Speaker 3: He's got a great neck.
Speaker 2: What did you say, neck like? What attaches his head
Speaker 2: to his body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what makes a neck very sexy and unforgettable for you?
Speaker 3: You don't want it to be too small.
Speaker 5: You don't want it to be too sick.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't want too much.
Speaker 1: The goldilocks of necks, just thickness.
Speaker 2: Is that what you used is your opening line with him?
Speaker 3: Of course not. I don't give anybody opening lines.
Speaker 5: They give me opening lines.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 1: You are news famous, local news famous. So guys, you
Speaker 1: and CJ, did you guys meet up?
Speaker 3: We did? We met up for coffee.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a pretty innocent date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd that go?
Speaker 3: Well? When he walked in, I thought, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: he's super cute.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good sign. What'd you guys connect over?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: We connected? I don't know. I guess I can't really
Speaker 3: say anything specific. I mean, but it didn't take very
Speaker 3: long for us to connect. I guess on a Laana level.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of people get lost in people's eyes on
Speaker 1: a first date. You got lost in his neck, so
Speaker 1: you could understand how it all was kind of a
Speaker 1: blur for you.
Speaker 3: You guys are so funny.
Speaker 2: She's kind of what you mean over at I mean,
Speaker 2: I would want to take her on a date because
Speaker 2: she laughs at everything. Yeah, you would walk away.
Speaker 4: I'm sure this guy walked away feeling like man, she
Speaker 4: really thought I was funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you guys walk away from each other?
Speaker 1: How'd you leave it?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: We left it like, I mean like I felt like
Speaker 3: we had a connection.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you talk about future plans at all?
Speaker 2: Did that ever get brought up?
Speaker 3: The future?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Why was time talking about that? I look at the
Speaker 5: present or the present?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The second date, that's a question that grandma, what do you?
Speaker 1: What do you think about?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I met like, do you want to go out next Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Jet as in future player?
Speaker 1: That's like distant future, next Tuesday. Let's keep it in
Speaker 1: the now. I'm totally with Vicky. So what's happened since
Speaker 1: this coffee date?
Speaker 3: Nothing? I mean, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Does he know about your topless elf business?
Speaker 5: Who doesn't know about it? Honey?
Speaker 2: I didn't knew about it.
Speaker 1: But we don't want the local news, so that's all nice.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like, maybe have you ever not
Speaker 4: gotten a callback from a guy? I mean, you sound fun,
Speaker 4: you sound successful, you sound beautiful.
Speaker 5: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to date it bro Okay, well, this is
Speaker 1: definitely seems out of the ordinary, for it is.
Speaker 3: It is a mystery.
Speaker 2: Mystery.
Speaker 1: We're a regular Scooby Doo in the gag over here,
Speaker 1: dressed up as them for Halloween.
Speaker 4: So mystery machine, We're.
Speaker 1: Gonna try our best, at least we all to come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call see J for you to try to get
Speaker 1: you a second date update. Okay, hold on second date update.
Speaker 1: The weather outside is frightful. But you know what's delightful
Speaker 1: is a topless elf cleaning a shelf inside your house.
Speaker 2: That is a different type of belf on the shelf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what our listener, Vicki did over the holidays,
Speaker 1: and it got her featured on the local news because
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: She is she going to be a leprechaun for Saint
Speaker 4: Patrick's Day, a topless one.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give away all of her business ideas.
Speaker 1: That's not let's not steal it from her. But she's
Speaker 1: also a social media influencer according to her, and she's
Speaker 1: very upset right now because she's not getting a callback
Speaker 1: from her date c J after they met for coffee.
Speaker 2: It's the first time a man has never called her back.
Speaker 2: That's what she said. First time she's ever been rejected
Speaker 2: or ghosted or whatever has happened.
Speaker 1: So she's going through a lot right now. Vicki, you
Speaker 1: are a very unique individual, and I truly mean that
Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, honey, she liked it.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how that was going to land. Jeff
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 3: For some peoples, you know what, you could follow me
Speaker 3: and subscribe, No.
Speaker 1: Don't subscribed to We will get there. Let's focus on
Speaker 1: j for right now, the guy that you've asked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, isn't that why you actually called for CJ?
Speaker 2: Right well? Yeah, okay, we.
Speaker 4: We never asked. Did you ever reach out to him
Speaker 4: after the coffee date?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: I did, and he hasn't responded. He's been very naughty.
Speaker 1: Oh not in the good way.
Speaker 2: I think she doesn't matter what she said after that.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, going back to our topless health thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes work and life mixed together.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can get CJ back onto your
Speaker 1: nice list when we call him right here, try and
Speaker 1: get you a date out of it, all right, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm dialing his number right now. WELLO, hey,
Speaker 1: we're looking for CJ.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a CJ.
Speaker 1: Hey man, sorry to interrupt your date. We're a radio
Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, Hey, did I win something or kind of?
Speaker 1: That's that's all you want from us is just prizes.
Speaker 1: We call you out and you just want to take
Speaker 1: from us.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 2: At the end of this there could be a gift card.
Speaker 6: I'm just surprised this morning radio shows still. I know
Speaker 6: they able die or something.
Speaker 1: Give it a couple of months, so we'll get back
Speaker 1: to you on that.
Speaker 2: But I will be here any day.
Speaker 1: We're really reaching out about a second we do called
Speaker 1: second date update. Oh, trying to reconnect you with a
Speaker 1: girl you went out with recently named Vicky.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's weird, is it really?
Speaker 4: I mean it sounds like you're not getting back to her.
Speaker 4: She texted you and nothing.
Speaker 6: Is that what you said? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why is that funny?
Speaker 7: I mean, well, first of all, you're saying, like, what
Speaker 7: a second date update? I we didn't even go on
Speaker 7: a first date?
Speaker 4: Really, Oh, are you one of those people that don't
Speaker 4: count coffee as a first date?
Speaker 2: I think I think there's some people that think of
Speaker 2: it as like a pre date.
Speaker 1: She said, you guys want to coffee together.
Speaker 7: I would have counted it, but I mean we met
Speaker 7: for like two minutes. Oh, I had just started my
Speaker 7: coffee and she's like, oh, I have I have to
Speaker 7: take this call or something.
Speaker 1: What do you mean actually two minutes or is it
Speaker 1: like time flew by? We were having so much fun.
Speaker 1: It felt like only two minutes.
Speaker 6: No, literally two minutes, two minutes.
Speaker 7: My coffee was still full.
Speaker 6: I mean she got up, She's like, I have to
Speaker 6: make the call really quick.
Speaker 7: Okay, get up, excuse herself, and she goes outside and
Speaker 7: that she never came back. What wait?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 1: What did you change tables in between that time where
Speaker 1: she couldn't find you.
Speaker 7: I was just sitting there, I like finished my coffee
Speaker 7: and then eventually, you know, like I texted her. I
Speaker 7: was like, oh are you coming back? And not saying
Speaker 7: even the next day, I'm like I even text her.
Speaker 4: Hey wait wait, are you talking about the right person
Speaker 4: like VICKI?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she's really sweet and cute. She said that you
Speaker 2: had a nice neck and you is that weird?
Speaker 1: She liked it. We don't know if she said that
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 6: No, she did mention my neck at one point in
Speaker 6: the two minutes.
Speaker 2: The same girl in the two minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. There's some sort of miscommunication. She said that
Speaker 1: you weren't texting her back.
Speaker 4: And she said she had a great time with you
Speaker 4: of coffee.
Speaker 6: She's illusional. I don't know what to tell you. Like
Speaker 6: we we literally we spent about two minutes together.
Speaker 7: She left.
Speaker 1: I texted her, Okay, contact us for a second date.
Speaker 6: You need to respond.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well here's something better.
Speaker 1: Something better than a text response is that she's actually
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, listening in on this conversation,
Speaker 1: wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Wait what, No, she's on the phone right now. Why
Speaker 6: didn't she just call me?
Speaker 7: I understand.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Vicky question.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that everyone out there in radio land can
Speaker 3: subscribe to my only fan.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, we need to beat that. You
Speaker 1: need to beat that. We're beating the name.
Speaker 2: So, Vicky, want to waste of time? You just came
Speaker 2: on to promote yourself.
Speaker 6: No, of course not.
Speaker 5: I mean you act people to call who have been
Speaker 5: on a date and they want to go on a
Speaker 5: second date. And I did that.
Speaker 2: You don't want to go out with him again. He's
Speaker 2: been calling you and you didn't call him back. You
Speaker 2: only spent two minutes with him. You lied.
Speaker 1: She just said she wants to go out with him
Speaker 1: right there. Well, she's always saying that because she's that
Speaker 1: she gets off the air and she's not going to
Speaker 1: call in. I personally want to trust our listeners.
Speaker 6: They're waking.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the one that set this call up.
Speaker 2: Just need the email. You should have looked at them.
Speaker 1: Actually, you would be the one.
Speaker 2: He would be the one that gets scammed.
Speaker 1: I honestly, J, why are we attacking me right now?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to support the listener that asked us
Speaker 1: for help. But let's go back. We hear you have
Speaker 1: an only fans and that's great, but it doesn't clear
Speaker 1: up the confusion with CJ. Here he says that you
Speaker 1: ditched him after two minutes in the coffee shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's messed up, VICKI.
Speaker 5: On your website where you can submit to be on
Speaker 5: this segment, did you go on a date and it
Speaker 5: didn't specify like how long the date was? I mean,
Speaker 5: it didn't say fill in the blank, how long were
Speaker 5: your date.
Speaker 2: This is why people have to make up dumb rules
Speaker 2: for people like you who can't obviously get what the point.
Speaker 1: Is technically right. So Alexis, you're in charge of the website,
Speaker 1: so this is kind of on you.
Speaker 2: Minimum two hours go up.
Speaker 1: Take the rules and regulations for the second day session.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for CJ.
Speaker 6: I feel so used.
Speaker 7: I mean, like, did you even like my neck at all?
Speaker 1: I wrote that compliment on my neck for a week?
Speaker 1: You better be serious, Vicky, give us your honest opinion
Speaker 1: on CJ's neck real quick.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to mention real quick.
Speaker 5: I also have a skincare line.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, let's let's hear her out. Maybe something
Speaker 1: you like. Did you have skincare for the neck?
Speaker 6: No, that was a that was AJ.
Speaker 1: Just be quiet for a second. You're not part of
Speaker 1: this anyway. We're listening to. Yeah, Vicky has something important
Speaker 1: to say about skincare. Go ahead, big.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, you can fermentne your neck as well as
Speaker 5: all other areas of your body.
Speaker 2: And are you saying he had a saggy neck?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're interrupting her? She's in the middle
Speaker 1: of a great pitch. God, so I'm sorry about that, Vicky,
Speaker 1: please continue.
Speaker 2: It's one of those like mid level marketing stuff.
Speaker 1: Can't turn off Brooks microphone. Please thank you.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm insane. Is I'm just looking for some support,
Speaker 3: like Brooke, I mean you're a woman, like maybe you'd
Speaker 3: be interested and the local business.
Speaker 1: Your local businesses. Brooke, you don't support local businesses. Women
Speaker 1: in local business buy.
Speaker 2: The stretch pants. I won't buy the tupperware.
Speaker 4: At one point a girlfriend of mine tried to sell
Speaker 4: me grape seed oil.
Speaker 1: I mean, just know I swear by grape seed oil.
Speaker 6: Brooke, how damned you?
Speaker 1: Okay you? I am so sorry for how this is gone.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm saying, is Brooke, you could be an investor.
Speaker 3: You know they're always talking.
Speaker 5: About how much money you make on the show.
Speaker 1: So hold on listen all just you wanted to plug
Speaker 1: your only fans, you wanted to plug the skin line
Speaker 1: and then ask Brook to becoming a have to ask.
Speaker 4: I can give you the contact number to our sales
Speaker 4: department where you can actually buy radio commercials.
Speaker 1: So we have a lot of questions that we're asking
Speaker 1: and we have one more we got to toss in. Okay,
Speaker 1: and that's CJ. Would you like to go on it
Speaker 1: one more date we forgot with Vicky, and maybe you
Speaker 1: could see that skincare product up close and personal, and
Speaker 1: we would pay for the date.
Speaker 6: I've been trying to call her for two weeks, so yeah, I've.
Speaker 5: Been honey, you have no idea?
Speaker 1: All right, So Vicky, you're still up for meeting with CJ? Now?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not. I've already plugged what I needed to plug.
Speaker 3: Thank you, guys, by.
Speaker 2: Did not see that coming.
Speaker 1: Job, man, I admire that. Yeah you ADMIREJ. Do better
Speaker 1: next time, bro.
Speaker 7: I don't know what just happened, but when you schoogle
Speaker 7: grape seed oil, that's good
Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning.