1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of I Heart Radio. Hey Zarin, 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: you know it's ridiculous, Yes, I do, Elizabeth Dutton. The 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:11,120 Speaker 1: fact that cotton candy and the electric chair we're both 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: invented by dentists, so like one is to like lure 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: you in, and then the other one is just why 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: did a dentist invent the electric chair? Pain? Yeah, they're 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: hardcore painting cotton candy profit God, you got it, you 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: got you got it all sussed down. Those are that 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Um. Something else that's ridiculous is denuding a 10 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: defunct Disney animatronic display and selling the clothes to an 11 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: NBA star. I'm sorry, did you say denuding? Denuding a 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:49,840 Speaker 1: Disney animatronic? You got it? Is it, Abraham Lincoln? We're 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: you're going to find out. But whatever it is, this is, 14 00:00:52,440 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. This is a ridiculous crime. A podcast 15 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons. It's always 16 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 1: murder free and ridiculous. So Disney Animatronic, you know, there 17 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 1: are Disney people, and there are like Disney apathetic people, 18 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: I suppose, but they're there are Disney people in non 19 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: Disney I'm not really a Disney person. Does that surprise you, No, 20 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: not at all. Like I have family members, my uncle 21 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: and his family, they love Disney. They go on Disney cruises. Yeah, 22 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: they're all about it because it's like they can just 23 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: unplug and everything is always kind of the same. You 24 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: ever ask him about these Disney cruises, Like, are there 25 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: I don't know, a giant Mickey and Minnie walking around 26 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: on top of the deck. I'm gonna be honest with you, 27 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: the less I know the better, And I think they 28 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: probably the best bet so. But like I have friend. 29 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: I have a friend from high school who's really hardcore 30 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: into Disney, and she and her husband, I think they 31 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: got married at Disneyland. They go on like they they're 32 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: like five K and ten K runs that they do 33 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: getting married at Disneyland. That's like a double commitment. Yeah, yeah, 34 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: that's like do you have to dress up like a princess? 35 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: Can get dissed up like Goofy if you want at 36 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 1: your wedding? True? True? Um, so they're like Disney super fans, 37 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: people who dress up as Goofy And I don't know 38 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: Baba Fette for there is that a Disney things yet? Um? 39 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: I got my finger on the pulse. Um. So there 40 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: are people who will go to totally too great lengths 41 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: to have a part of the happiest place on earth, 42 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: you know, in their life. Are you a Disney person, 43 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 1: You're like Disney adjacent. I'm Disney. Yeah, that's the best 44 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: way to put at. Disney and I have our own 45 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: weird personal history. That's a whole other issue. But my family, 46 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 1: they love Disney. So my sister used always want to 47 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: go there for birthdays and stuff. Now her children like 48 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: to go there. I just took my niece down to 49 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: Disneyland for two days. Let me tell you that was 50 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: two days too many. So but you like you like 51 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 1: all the Disney stuff. I like it through her eyes. 52 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 1: To me, through the kids. It's it's fun through a 53 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 1: kid's eyes. Yeah, okay, So, but we both have like 54 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: a passing understanding of Disney stuff. We've both been to Disneyland. 55 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: Have ever been to Disney World? Yeah? I've been to both. Okay, 56 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 1: I've not I've never been to any of the Disney 57 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: Lands outside of America, but I've been to both the 58 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: World in Land. I've never been to Florida full stop. Wow, 59 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: you're lucky. Lucky person. I know my family live there. 60 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: I'm not going to give Florida hard time, just a medium. 61 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: But so let's this is about Disney World today, not 62 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: about Disneylands. Okay. So I want you to transport yourself 63 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: using the power of your imagination, much as Walt himself 64 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: would want you to do the imagineering. It's summer in Orlando. 65 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: I can almost feel the bugs right Orlando nights to 66 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,919 Speaker 1: two thousand eighteen nighttime, you can. You can hear the 67 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: evening song crickets, the various swamp creatures that are lurking 68 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: in the dark Florida exactly. Um, and so do you 69 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: have this going on? You're in Orlando, you're at like 70 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 1: around the outside the perimeter of Disney World. And these 71 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: two baby faced yet bearded cousins in their early twenties. 72 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: And I am completely serious when I say that they 73 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: look like the human sons of some of the Seven Dwarves. Like, no, 74 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 1: no jump where they a little bit height deficient? No, 75 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: I mean they looked like maybe like average height, a 76 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: little bit on the shorter side. But their faces, these guys, 77 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: their faces are like half biker, half Disney. They're like 78 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 1: baby biker. Yeah, like Disney towards kind of like baby 79 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: bikers right now that you mentioned it. Yeah, so that's 80 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: what these dudes look like. They've kind of got like 81 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 1: rounded nose and apple cheeks. Um. They're creeping along. They're 82 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 1: sneaking into the Wonders of Life pavilion at Disney's Epcot 83 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:35,599 Speaker 1: theme park, and their tiptoeing towards a vacant attraction. It 84 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: is the defunct Cranium Command attraction. Okay, so Cranium Command something. 85 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 1: They opened it in nine, It had a great eighteen 86 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: year run, and then they closed it up for good 87 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: in New Year's Day on New Year's Day in two 88 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 1: thousand and seven. Okay, wait, what the heck is a 89 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: Cranium Command. I mean that sounds like like a head thing, right. Yeah, 90 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: it's it's like a really silly attraction where people are 91 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: piled into this really narrow room that had carpeted walls 92 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 1: always a good look, which is like a little terrifying. 93 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: You go to a theme park and you want it 94 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: to be sort of like slick and modern, and instead 95 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 1: they're just like, come into our panic room. Vacuum these walls, 96 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: you hope. Um. And so they watched this movie called 97 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:27,960 Speaker 1: Cranium Command, and Cranium Command is this like oddly militaristic 98 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: agency that's responsible for operating human brains. It's not a documentary, 99 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 1: it's animated, and the movie is just playing in this 100 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,719 Speaker 1: defunction like they will. They put you into this room 101 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: and the screen is there and they show this film 102 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 1: and it's animated. Um. There are a lot of like 103 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 1: it's a dazzling array of celebrities who participated in this, 104 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: like their brains, their voices, which also then means their brains. 105 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: So m Charles Grown played the part of left brain, okay, 106 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 1: and John John John Lovett's John Lavitts was right brain. Okay, 107 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: I'm glad he's getting that's a great little gruesome tuos 108 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 1: in there. George went he was the stomach. Yeah, of course. 109 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: Who do you think was the adrenal gland? Kathy Griffin close, 110 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: bobcat Goldwabe, that is close. And then to keep it 111 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: like super timely, um, Dana Carvey and Kevin Nelon reprised 112 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: their roles as Hans and Franz to play the right 113 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: and left ventricles. Was this like written well open in 114 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: eighty nine, but this is like like a C list 115 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 1: fever dream. Oh yeah, that like is an SNL like 116 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: where are they now now? And oh no, that's where 117 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: they they went. They went to Cranium Command. Um. So, 118 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: but they have the screen showing this film and then 119 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: in the corner of the room is this character named Buzzy, 120 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: and Buzzy Um is a really large, kind of Chuck 121 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: E Cheese looking animatronic boy. I would say, right, so 122 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: he looks like the Chuck e Cheese, like that band, 123 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: that that kind of school of animatronics where it's like 124 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: awkward um back and forth. Yeah, and like the weird 125 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,200 Speaker 1: there's like a weird look to the fit to the like. 126 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: I think the word you're looking for is haunted, Thank 127 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: you so much. That's exactly. There's a haunted quality to 128 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: Fuzzy Um. And so he's like this animatronic boy dressed 129 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: like Steven Spielberg, wearing a ball cap and a leather 130 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,439 Speaker 1: ball and a leather bomber jacket. I was just getting 131 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: more haunted, right, it's going to haunt your dreams. Uh 132 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: So Buzzy right, he's like one of the Cranium Command pilots. 133 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: And so the film takes you through Buzzy driving this 134 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: little boy's brain through his day. And I don't know 135 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: the little boy's name. I've blocked it out from my 136 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: own good so, but so like Buzzy is all chucky 137 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: cheeseing it up in the corner and moving around. And then, um, 138 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: you know, the people who are shoved into this room 139 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: together watched the film and they feel like they're watching 140 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 1: Buzzy have a kid go to class and walk down 141 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: the street and play with his friends. Um, so that's 142 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: what cranium command is. Okay, So Buzzy's a pilot and 143 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 1: a Buzzy's piloting us through this boy. Yeah, Buzzy drives 144 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: this kid's brain, drives the kid's brain. And so then 145 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: Buzzy has Charles Groden and John Lovett kind of like 146 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 1: over his shoulder. Oh yeah yeah, They're like, you know, 147 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: no go that way, and I'm creative, No, I'm watching. 148 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 1: And then like Hans and friends are like, I'm having 149 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 1: a cardiac event, like Buddy, he is only eight, you know, 150 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: like there's just an audience is just it just turns 151 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: dark so quickly. That's why it closed. Okay, I can 152 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 1: see that now, right, So they close and then now 153 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,680 Speaker 1: in where we are in our imaginations creeping around late 154 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 1: night Orlando. So these d dudes they break into disney 155 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: World and Epcot Center in the middle of the night, 156 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 1: Orlando nights, sultry night, so sultry. One of the guys, 157 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,079 Speaker 1: his name is Patrick Spikes. He works at disney World, 158 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: and uh so he's got he's got access, right, he's 159 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,959 Speaker 1: got the key card. He slides it through. Yeah, he's 160 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: got the map of the place in his head. He 161 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 1: knows what security is, sure because in my mind, at 162 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,560 Speaker 1: night they close the gates. They just have one giant 163 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: set of gates and that's the only way in or 164 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: out of Epcot and they wrap like heavy naval chain around. 165 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: It takes like, you know, seven eight guys do you imagine, 166 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,360 Speaker 1: like in a comically large lock and like Mickey has 167 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 1: to actually come out and use his own key. Yeah, 168 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 1: like the key to the city. And it's like and 169 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 1: it gleams, it's golden. And they had but they didn't 170 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 1: have to cut through that. Pat Pat Spikes had the 171 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 1: old key card swipe away. The other guy has the 172 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:26,480 Speaker 1: worst name, And I'm so sorry for this man. Um Blaton, Taunton, Blayton, Taunton, Blaton, Taunton. Yeah, sorry, 173 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: my mind goes right there. The name. He's part of 174 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: the canon. He's part of the Star Wars universe. It 175 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: just sounds like a fake name. It totally sounds like 176 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 1: a fake name. But he wanted a fake name. This 177 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:42,680 Speaker 1: man doesn't work at the park, all right, right, cousin 178 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: doesn't work at the park. Uh Patrick, Patrick works at 179 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,679 Speaker 1: the park. He gets his cousin Blayton Taunton m a 180 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 1: fake I D. And he uses a name like a 181 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,040 Speaker 1: Disney idea. Yeah, like an employee I D. He uses 182 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 1: a fake name for that. He uses the name Jack 183 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:04,760 Speaker 1: d Morrow, Jack Demorrow. It's like Jack Sparrow, but not 184 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 1: Jack Sparrow mashed up with the world of Tomorrow Tomorrow 185 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:14,079 Speaker 1: or like demoralizing. So they've they've both got these I 186 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: das and they're rocking through they get in there. What 187 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 1: do you think they do, these two, these two little sprites, 188 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 1: when they get in there, finger pant the walls. Yeah, 189 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 1: they just do they go nuts. Like in my I'm wondering, 190 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,600 Speaker 1: did they dance? Did they did they skip around? Did 191 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: like a music montage start of them just enjoying their 192 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,079 Speaker 1: times and like punching their fists in the air and excitement. 193 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: Did they just snap some cool picks? Did they do 194 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 1: it for the Graham? Who knows? I think they did. 195 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,840 Speaker 1: But they actually did some illegal stuff too, Yes, and 196 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,719 Speaker 1: that's why this is a ridiculous crime. So let's take 197 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 1: a break. I'm gonna come back and I'm going to 198 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: tell you all about the ridiculousness of this crime. Cool 199 00:12:56,280 --> 00:13:22,840 Speaker 1: back in a flash, alright. So Patrick and Blatant they 200 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: creep around and they make their way to the Cranium 201 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 1: Command exhibit. They're on tiptoe the entire time. They get 202 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 1: to the three pound Buzzy installations. So I told you 203 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: it's like a boy pilot, but it's huge. That'd board 204 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,200 Speaker 1: pilot wearing a giant Steven Spielberg leather bomber jacket and 205 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: a giant baseball cap, hanging out with John Lovett's totally 206 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 1: get to Buzzy and they very gently remove his headphones 207 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:57,320 Speaker 1: and remove his hat in the seductive manner. I guess 208 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't there. I just so they're 209 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: not attack like it's legitimately like they must. They have 210 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:10,679 Speaker 1: like a skeleton of this animatronic Buzzy and then they 211 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 1: put the flesh on it. The rubber flesh smash my boy, 212 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,120 Speaker 1: because at one point someone stole Buzzies hands and they 213 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 1: were just like metal, you know, the under pinnings. Who knows, 214 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 1: they never recovered Buzzies hands. But anyway, so they have 215 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: like a rubber flesh suit for Buzzy. Then then they 216 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 1: dress him much like an undertaker would dress a corpse. 217 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 1: Someone at Disney had to dress Buzzy to begin with. 218 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,840 Speaker 1: And then these two clowns come in and undressed Buzzy, 219 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 1: I know. So they take off his headphones, they take 220 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,000 Speaker 1: off his hat, and they strip him of his bomber jacket. 221 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 1: That stuff alone is worth seven thousand dollars. Get out well, 222 00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: I mean like a custom made giganto. It's huge shuite. 223 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaker 1: And then they steal away into the night. Now, before 224 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: they had done all these other things with cranium command, 225 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 1: they didn't just steal Buzzies clothes. They went into the 226 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:17,040 Speaker 1: Haunted House attraction and they took some wigs and some costumes. 227 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 1: I didn't know all this stuff can be removed. I 228 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 1: always just assumed it was like somehow a fixed did 229 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 1: these characters like figure it right, Like you're in the 230 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: Haunted House attraction and like someone just like loses it. 231 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: They're terrified, and they just project how vomit onto one 232 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: of the Victorian ladies. And then they're like, okay, well, 233 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 1: let's they didn't really hit the dress, but man, this 234 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 1: wig and so they're like they closed the attraction. They 235 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: take the wig off and they clean it tenderly, gingerly. 236 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 1: I just have I have a problem where I like 237 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,600 Speaker 1: to imagine horrific scenarios and I let them run in 238 00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: my head in vivid detail with logistics. It's what it's 239 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 1: what the docks call spiraling thoughts. So I'm just thinking of, like, 240 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: what what is the terrible way that you would have 241 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: to do? You know, like I could go, I could 242 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: go so much worse than that. But anyway, so they 243 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 1: do they have to like maybe one component gets dirty 244 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 1: and has to be replaced, or like you know, little 245 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: creatures start to live in the wig and then they 246 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: got to swap it out. I don't know, I don't know. Man. 247 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 1: They're very particular. I mean they want everything to they 248 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: want everyone to have this really wonderful experience. Oh yeah, 249 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 1: and they're like fascistic about cleanliness. So like Jney mind, 250 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,280 Speaker 1: you can't find trash if they can help it, right, 251 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: So they don't want raggedy wigs in the Haunted mount 252 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: although would kind of make sense if everyone's wig was 253 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 1: raggedy if it was haunted. But you know, I'm just 254 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: saying we have to keep the shine on it. So 255 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 1: that's a classic attraction, the Haunted House, right. But what's 256 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 1: the story with Patrick Spikes. Yeah, let's get back to Patty. 257 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: He ran a Twitter account that posted behind the scenes 258 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: photos of the park, and the Twitter at count have 259 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:05,919 Speaker 1: the handle of backdoor Disney. I think I saw that 260 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 1: porno back it's like all sorts of copyright. It's featuring 261 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:17,919 Speaker 1: Nicky Rat Yeah, back door Disney. So it was this 262 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,760 Speaker 1: really popular Twitter account and that is a great name, 263 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 1: back door Disney. Yeah, because this is so naughty. Um, 264 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: he would take pictures back behind the scenes, and um, 265 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,440 Speaker 1: you can still see it because you know, the Twitter 266 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,520 Speaker 1: accounts still exists, and they just say someone else is 267 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: apparently running it, but that's you know, to be determined. 268 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,600 Speaker 1: I think I think it's true. I think from what 269 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 1: I understand, Patrick has nothing to do with this anymore. Um, 270 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,200 Speaker 1: but yeah, it has like really cool pictures of what 271 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,680 Speaker 1: it looks like when you're inside a ride looking out 272 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 1: at at people going by, or inside of attractions, like 273 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 1: behind the sets of things, and so particularly for those 274 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: who just absolutely love Disney to get a glimpse of 275 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 1: something like how how this is made? So but you 276 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,679 Speaker 1: can still look at it. If you go to Twitter today, 277 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,320 Speaker 1: you can pull up backdoor to oh, I'm going there 278 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 1: as soon as we're done, and then you're gonna wind 279 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 1: up on a watch list, like I'm not already on 280 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: a watch list. That's so true, but it'll be a 281 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,280 Speaker 1: whole new one. Uh, inside of rides, backstage areas. It 282 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: also would have the abandoned features because people who work 283 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 1: in the park they can still get into these empty 284 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:30,200 Speaker 1: spaces just for maintenance purposes. And also as they retire 285 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: an attraction a lot of times they'll prep them for 286 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,439 Speaker 1: new temporary ones or whatever. So people have access, they 287 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 1: can take cool pictures of stuff. And this is a 288 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,199 Speaker 1: big thing poking around behind the scenes at theme parks, 289 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: especially in abandoned areas. So you said, like you've gone 290 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: through like basements or something, or people's homes. So there's 291 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 1: like tunnel tunnels under l a that have been through. 292 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:56,400 Speaker 1: There's all sorts of like basements like, um, you went 293 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,159 Speaker 1: to U c D. Underneath U C D either are 294 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,240 Speaker 1: a bunch of connecting basements, So we used to run 295 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,680 Speaker 1: through those and like people's homes when they haven't been there. 296 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 1: I've done some of that as well, although I think 297 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:09,120 Speaker 1: they don't call that urban exploring, right. I went once, 298 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 1: um in the like really rural south to an old 299 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,160 Speaker 1: courthouse that was like, yeah, it was like the original 300 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,399 Speaker 1: courthouse in that county, and but it I guess the 301 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 1: the original original one got burned down when Sherman came 302 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 1: through and so this was like the replacement. But then 303 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: there was a modern eighties block building down the road. 304 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 1: But I went into the old one and uh, someone said, 305 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: you want to check out the basement? Like no one, 306 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 1: no one goes in the basement. I'm thinking, like, sure not, 307 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,359 Speaker 1: why does no one come? So I kind of go 308 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: down there and they're like there's no lights, but you know, 309 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,600 Speaker 1: you can kind of peek around. It is like pitch black. 310 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,680 Speaker 1: I couldn't see anything, and we really weren't supposed to 311 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: be in there, and I'm like thinking, there's so much 312 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 1: that can go wrong at this point. But in my 313 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,800 Speaker 1: life I've also ignored that feeling. And just kept doing 314 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,480 Speaker 1: what us doing. So that's what I did. I go down, 315 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,720 Speaker 1: but luckily I didn't step all the way off there, 316 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 1: like off the steps into the floor. I went down 317 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,480 Speaker 1: to like the last step, and it was so ink black, 318 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,879 Speaker 1: I couldn't see anything. I get my phone out and 319 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: I take a bunch of pictures with the flash on, 320 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 1: but like you know how like you go from that 321 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 1: darkness to the flash, you can't really process it. Um. 322 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,320 Speaker 1: I go back upstairs and I look at them and 323 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:29,000 Speaker 1: there's like two inches of water on the floor and 324 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: a bunch of snakes. Oh god, I knew that would 325 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: do it for you. And then all this like equipment 326 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 1: along the one wall that's like from an abandoned Optometris office, 327 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: Like I'm measuring machines. You found I totally did. I 328 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,399 Speaker 1: totally didn't. I'm gonna start charging admission. Yeah. So that 329 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 1: was my That's my urban if you want to call 330 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,400 Speaker 1: it exploring experience. But so a lot of people do that, right, 331 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 1: So we have all these urban explorers and they go 332 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:01,920 Speaker 1: into these abandoned areas, like these guys do photos. They 333 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,719 Speaker 1: take photos, they post them on Twitter on backdoor accounts, 334 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 1: um and then some of them. They take trophies with them, 335 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 1: much like a serial killer. And in the case of 336 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: Patrick Spikes, he turned those trophies into profit. Oh so 337 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: Spikes he trafficked and stolen Disney goods on eBay. How 338 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: the hell do you pull that off? I mean, I 339 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 1: figured Disney on it and we know about all right, So, 340 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: like he wasn't just stealing. He was a fence for 341 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 1: the Disney dark market man, right, Patty Blatant or whatever 342 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:45,280 Speaker 1: your name is. Um, So he's stealing all this stuff 343 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 1: and he's flipping it on eBay. You know a good 344 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 1: customer of his, You know who that was. Um, I'm 345 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:57,400 Speaker 1: gonna guess Sebastian Gorka, Sebastian Bach from skid Row. Oh, 346 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:03,440 Speaker 1: of course, no NBA player, Robin Lopez, big Disney head, 347 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:09,679 Speaker 1: total hardcore Disney freak. So he's buying black market Disney 348 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,719 Speaker 1: goods off of eBay. He bought Buzzies outfit, and I'm wondering, 349 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 1: is it because that's how he could get a bomber 350 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:21,360 Speaker 1: jacket that would fit he by he pays eight grand 351 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 1: for Buzzies outfit, the headphones, the hat, what are you 352 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 1: going to put it on? And pretty much like what 353 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,360 Speaker 1: do you have this big enough? That's what I want 354 00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 1: to Does he does he like frame it in a 355 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: shadow box or something? Is it hanging? Does he wear 356 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:40,359 Speaker 1: it for special does he sleep in it? We you know, 357 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. That was never revealed. He also he 358 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,880 Speaker 1: didn't just buy Buzzies outfit like he was a good 359 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,760 Speaker 1: customer on eBay. He bought a couple of signs from 360 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,760 Speaker 1: the park. And then what I really like is that 361 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:57,680 Speaker 1: he bought a Disney employee uniform from Patti Spikes. Okay, 362 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,160 Speaker 1: so wait, NBA player who I am a suming is tall? Yeah, 363 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,760 Speaker 1: bought Disney uniform ployee uniform. He makes good money. Why 364 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: couldn't he just have one made? He wanted the offense, 365 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:15,359 Speaker 1: he wanted the sweat, he wanted the Disney particulate matter, 366 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,480 Speaker 1: like he wanted the real deal. I mean it's like, yeah, like, okay, 367 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 1: I could I could just go buy a baseball and 368 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,520 Speaker 1: say this was you know, hit by I don't Reggie 369 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 1: Jackson and and look, I know I have it. Or 370 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,919 Speaker 1: I could have Reggie Jackson signed a ball and be like, 371 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: yeah he hit whatever. He wants a tentico. He wants 372 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 1: the real deal. But this has me wondering what is 373 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,680 Speaker 1: he doing with what's he doing with this? Is it 374 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 1: something like how you know athletes like frame their jerseys 375 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 1: and stuff like is it? Does he have it framed 376 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:56,359 Speaker 1: hanging in his his sparsely filled mansion and I don't know, 377 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,879 Speaker 1: I don't know. So anyway he buys, he buys the 378 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: employee uniform. Maybe he puts it on in prances around 379 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 1: the house and it's like short shorts because he's so 380 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,960 Speaker 1: long legged and it looks like, you know, big guy, 381 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 1: a little dust or what Yeah, big guy, little pants 382 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,480 Speaker 1: on this case. Um. And then remember the wigs in 383 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 1: the costumes from the Haunted House, right, Spikes sold those 384 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:28,400 Speaker 1: on eBay to an accountant in winter Park, Florida. Wars out, Yeah, 385 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,720 Speaker 1: almost nine thousand dollars. I'm in the wrong business. The 386 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:37,480 Speaker 1: dress alone was a thousand dollars. Now what's that guy? 387 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,960 Speaker 1: What's that accountant doing with that? Yeah? Well, you know, 388 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,960 Speaker 1: we got all sorts of questions about the Disney fans, 389 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 1: but I mean, and no judgment, you know, but like 390 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:49,600 Speaker 1: maybe he meets up with Robin Lopez at like premier 391 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 1: Disney insider events that they have at like palatial estates. Well, 392 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 1: the passwords to get in. If there are Disney fences 393 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,119 Speaker 1: for stolen Disney goods, you have to assume they're also 394 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 1: occasionally meet ups where people get to show off they're 395 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,440 Speaker 1: stolen Disney goods in places they can never else them off. 396 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,200 Speaker 1: They totally see that. So it seems like they would 397 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 1: kind of have like a place where they're like I 398 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: think the people who eat bush meat that you can't 399 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: just go to a restaurant in order bush meat, right, 400 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 1: you got to go to a special place, see bush meat. 401 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,439 Speaker 1: So maybe they're like over there having their little special 402 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,159 Speaker 1: Disney dinners together. It's wearing their special outfits, That's what 403 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 1: I'm saying, and they need like a password to get in, 404 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 1: and they wear masks and it's very eyes wide shut, 405 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,280 Speaker 1: but Disney, but make it Disney Disney. So like all 406 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 1: these all these hijinks are going on, but you know what, 407 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 1: pretty soon Disney realizes their stuff is gone. Oh yeah, 408 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 1: you're never getting one over on the mouse House. No, 409 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 1: they file a police report in Orlando's Finest get on 410 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: the case. Oh, they should have fouled it with the 411 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: Disney police. Do they have that they have a security 412 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,040 Speaker 1: do they have a Disney jail on site. No, I assume, 413 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,040 Speaker 1: so I think people get arrested and put in that. 414 00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,080 Speaker 1: I know that the Philadelphia Eagles have a jail in 415 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 1: their stadium really because their fans are so wild, but 416 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,359 Speaker 1: there has to be at Disney jail. I'm going to 417 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 1: tell people that I've done a dime. Inde J's standing 418 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:18,240 Speaker 1: on my head in the Juny jail exactly, exactly, So Disney's. 419 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: Disney is upset now because they realized this my stuff's gone. 420 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,120 Speaker 1: That was Mickey, but it was Nicky. Let's be real. 421 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,159 Speaker 1: Um So I'm gonna tell you the next part of 422 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,480 Speaker 1: our saga when we come back from this commercial break. 423 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:56,040 Speaker 1: All right, I can't wait. All right, So, if you're 424 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,119 Speaker 1: going to steal something, it's probably not a good idea 425 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,160 Speaker 1: to post pictures of the purloined items on Twitter. Let's 426 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: just put let's just lay that groundwork. That's just like 427 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 1: criminal one O one one O one. Do not create 428 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 1: evidence against yourself. And I believe that slide six on 429 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,679 Speaker 1: the power point for your Ted Talk Criminal one memory. 430 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:21,359 Speaker 1: I have it totally steered into my brain. I have 431 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:26,959 Speaker 1: a good memory. It's all the bush meat. So and 432 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 1: also the place I would just say. You know, as 433 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 1: a casual observer, the place to sell high profile goods 434 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 1: is not eBay. No, it's a deep pop. Everyone knows 435 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:40,760 Speaker 1: this or the like trunk of something at a flea market. 436 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,200 Speaker 1: But I don't want to get away with the big 437 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,120 Speaker 1: ticket items. No deep pop it is. Now this guy 438 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:53,440 Speaker 1: goes to eBay right now. Disney famously litigious. They don't 439 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:58,159 Speaker 1: mess around. They're a juggernaut, a cultural juggernaut, and they 440 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,280 Speaker 1: want to protect that. Over the years, their legal team 441 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 1: has filed so many suits, and I'm going to give 442 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,480 Speaker 1: you some highlights of some of my favorites. You know 443 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:13,119 Speaker 1: how I love lawsuits. You are a lawsuits fanatic. Um. 444 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: One time they sued a preschool over a mural that 445 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,159 Speaker 1: featured Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy. I literally was 446 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: about to make a joke that if you painted drawing 447 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 1: they don't like on your school, dizzy will come and 448 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 1: sue you. And they did. Literally they did. They totally 449 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,439 Speaker 1: did it, and like then, I just like the kids 450 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 1: were probably standing there weeping while the custodian guy is 451 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,320 Speaker 1: slowly painting over it, raising their dreams. Yeah, or they 452 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 1: maybe they instead of getting rid of it because it 453 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 1: was such a huge effort. They just like doctored it 454 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 1: to make them slightly different, to get outside of the 455 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:58,080 Speaker 1: copyright extra legs and like different colors. Yeah, octomickey Um. 456 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: One time they suit of family owned party business for 457 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: using knockoff Winnie the Pooh costumes for they out there 458 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 1: and like they're mini the Pooh and like or like, 459 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,239 Speaker 1: but like these must have been like handsown costumes. So 460 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 1: imagine you go to the party store. You're like, oh, 461 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 1: we've got this huge costume party coming up. Dressed to impress, 462 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,719 Speaker 1: is what the invitation says. I'm going as Winnie the Pooh, 463 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: you sweetheart, are going is Christopher Robin, and we're just 464 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 1: going to show out. And then but then you know 465 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 1: your budget is in the way. So you go to 466 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,480 Speaker 1: this family owned party business. They're like, don't worry about it, mom, 467 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 1: can sew you up a little Winnie the Pooh costume? 468 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 1: Do you have a bear costume and a short red shirt. 469 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 1: That's all that's all you need, just like porky picking 470 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 1: around pants. And then your picture is out there and 471 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,480 Speaker 1: then they find out they source it down. The Disney 472 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 1: sleuths track down the business and sue them. Um, this one. 473 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 1: I think you're really going to dig They Disney suit 474 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 1: a Lightsaber a cat me that offered Jedi training classes. 475 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 1: I'm laughing, unpacked the whole ends of that. The Lightsaber 476 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: Academy do they have scholarships? Like I have a diploma 477 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,560 Speaker 1: from the Lightsaber Academy. It's in Latin, which means it's 478 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: a Roma therapy and lightsabering. A certificate of Achievement in 479 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:30,920 Speaker 1: a Roman therapy from Lightsaber Academy, an accredited institution. But 480 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,880 Speaker 1: they had Jedi training classes. Think about the crew of 481 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: winners in that class. I'm not talking about any children. 482 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 1: I'm directing this purely talking about my friends that I know. 483 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,520 Speaker 1: You're talking friends by grown men. Friends you go down 484 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,360 Speaker 1: and want to play with lightsabers. I understand what you're 485 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,320 Speaker 1: doing with the but I'm going to let that one 486 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,160 Speaker 1: go because they are ridiculous, you know what, And there's 487 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that, no judgment. There are my friends. 488 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,040 Speaker 1: So so these are these lawsuits. They a sling lawsuits 489 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 1: because they you know, they got a legal department. Nobody's business. 490 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: They'll throw them around them in the Scientologist, oh boy, 491 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: they got lawyers for days. Yeah, but like, keep that 492 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 1: thing on me with Disney. They mean, they do have 493 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,840 Speaker 1: a point. I mean, they they got to protect the 494 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,320 Speaker 1: I P. Yeah, scientology is just a different story, right, 495 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,800 Speaker 1: So now they're going to come after you by the way. 496 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,040 Speaker 1: Um So Disney also huge employer and source of revenue 497 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,320 Speaker 1: in Orange County, Florida. Um, I have a theory that 498 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,120 Speaker 1: about counties called Orange County. What is your theory that 499 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to go there? So Orange County, New Jersey, 500 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: Orange County, Florida, Orange. They any New York because they 501 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: want New York. New Jersey probably is New Jersey, Orange 502 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,520 Speaker 1: County New Jersey, York. I don't know. There's probably one 503 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 1: in every state, obviously the one in California. I know 504 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,040 Speaker 1: you don't like. Yeah, now we're saying, we're hearing that 505 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: you don't want no offense to Orange County. But but 506 00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 1: all offense to Orange County in all the offense? Um, yes, 507 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,480 Speaker 1: But I mean I don't know, it's just suspect suspect 508 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 1: and and they probably feel that way about me. Uh. 509 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,320 Speaker 1: Orange County Sheriff's Department, though Orange County Sheriff's Department in Florida, 510 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: they were hard on the case. Disney calls they jump 511 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:23,040 Speaker 1: so it wasn't that tough of a case. Though. It 512 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 1: wasn't like we gotta call in. Homeboy was posting it 513 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,720 Speaker 1: all over Twitter. There was a total digital footprint for this. 514 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 1: You know, he's got eBay postings. They can tell who 515 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,520 Speaker 1: bought everything. So in December, so this happened like in 516 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 1: summer December. They bring Patty Spikes in for questioning and 517 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 1: Patrick is being a total tough guy in the interview. 518 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: It's like squat, He's like kind of slouched down in 519 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,680 Speaker 1: his chair. Cops asked him about his car and whether 520 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,160 Speaker 1: they're pictures of the stole and stuff on his phone 521 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: done cold. He's like, I don't have to tell you anything. Yeah. 522 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,880 Speaker 1: In Disney jail, he even says like he gets straight 523 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,200 Speaker 1: attitude with this Sheriff's detective. He's like, this is this. 524 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna quote and I won't do a voice, but 525 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,640 Speaker 1: I will quote. How about this. I'm about to walk out, 526 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 1: and if you guys want to talk, I'll come back 527 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 1: with my attorney. How about that? No, don't go away. 528 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,840 Speaker 1: Because the entirety of the Sheriff's Department is made up 529 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: of animated Disney characters. Space Jam over the table, Yeah, 530 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: He's just like Nicky's got like a cigarette dangling and 531 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,760 Speaker 1: he puts the cigarette out on Patrick Spike's hand. He's 532 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,360 Speaker 1: playing hardball by that heart didn't like how great is that? 533 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,200 Speaker 1: He's like, how about that? Like, Okay, they know you 534 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: have this stuff. They want to check your car, they 535 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,600 Speaker 1: want to look at your phone. And so the officer 536 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,520 Speaker 1: replies to him, okay, keep the car there, we're keeping 537 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: your phone. Now. This panics Patrick Spikes. So this is 538 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,919 Speaker 1: what does it? You can watch the video of this 539 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:16,279 Speaker 1: whole interaction video of Yeah, it's really good. So he panics. Right, 540 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,319 Speaker 1: They're like, you know, we're taking your phone, and he's 541 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,399 Speaker 1: thinking the links, you can't take my phone. Who knows 542 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,520 Speaker 1: what's on there aside from my illicit goods. So he 543 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,279 Speaker 1: grabs the phone and then gets into a scuffle with 544 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 1: the cops. Wait and he's under arrest at the time. No, 545 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,319 Speaker 1: he's in for questioning. But even so, like, if you're 546 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,000 Speaker 1: in an interrogation room at a police department, do you 547 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,399 Speaker 1: really think you're going to wrestle a cop and win 548 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,359 Speaker 1: in the police stage in the police station, in the interrogation, 549 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,399 Speaker 1: I say you do win the phone, you still got 550 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,759 Speaker 1: to I mean like I could do it. I could not. 551 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:57,279 Speaker 1: I could totally, but I don't. Do you know how 552 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,279 Speaker 1: many speeding tickets I've talked my way out of, Oh, 553 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 1: like I know, I've hit my like spiritual quota on them. 554 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,960 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm ever gonna be able to get 555 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,239 Speaker 1: away with it again. The first thing you do is, 556 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 1: you know you have like radio off hands at tenant too. 557 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:19,279 Speaker 1: Uh when they come up, put your gun away. I 558 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,800 Speaker 1: just shoved my gun and my declotate, I know. I 559 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,040 Speaker 1: they come up and I and I they'll say, like, 560 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,680 Speaker 1: you know, do you know why I was I pulled 561 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:31,400 Speaker 1: you over? Which is the most infuriating question ever. Yeah, 562 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,919 Speaker 1: like oh you why am I supposed to tell you? 563 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: You don't know? I could? You're looking for an answer here, 564 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,840 Speaker 1: But like okay, so I let that part go wash 565 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,920 Speaker 1: over me like a smooth stone in the river. And 566 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,120 Speaker 1: they'll say and and do you know why I pulled 567 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,920 Speaker 1: you over? And I go, you know what? Yeah, I 568 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,239 Speaker 1: was speeding. And they're always shocked because no one ever 569 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,480 Speaker 1: admits it, and they're like really, I'm like, yeah, you know, 570 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 1: it's all me. Wait a minute, I've tried this. It 571 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,680 Speaker 1: doesn't work for it well, I think that you also 572 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,480 Speaker 1: have to be a white fee mill with um an 573 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 1: ample bosom. Oh, I know, we'll work on that for you, 574 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,840 Speaker 1: but um yeah. And then like one time, I actually 575 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 1: fed the line of like, you know what, my family 576 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,280 Speaker 1: is going to give me such a bad time about 577 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,520 Speaker 1: this because I am notorious for driving like a grandma 578 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,239 Speaker 1: and they're never going to believe I got stopped for 579 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,320 Speaker 1: speeding and he thought that was absolutely hilarious warning ticket 580 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:31,919 Speaker 1: by Wow. Yeah, it's different now I do drive fifty five. 581 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,280 Speaker 1: Now I don't. I think I've I've run too close. 582 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,880 Speaker 1: I flew too close to the sun. You've done with 583 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,120 Speaker 1: your Sammy Hagary. I'm totally I'm gonna put that Sammy 584 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,720 Speaker 1: hagar time behind me. So anyway, let's go back. I'm sorry. 585 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: Patrick Spikes Disney World Peace Spikes up in the interrogation 586 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:54,680 Speaker 1: room wrestling wrestling with cops. Who wins? The cop wins um. 587 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,719 Speaker 1: Spikes then asked to call his mom after his tough 588 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,200 Speaker 1: guy routine. What's a quick pivot? Yeah, he's like pinned 589 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,800 Speaker 1: on the ground. He's like, well, then can I call 590 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,920 Speaker 1: my mom? And well, in this case, let's back it 591 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,040 Speaker 1: up for this scene, he wears a retainer. Can I 592 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,600 Speaker 1: call my mom like that? Okay, that's what happens there, 593 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,239 Speaker 1: if that happen. Yeah, so animated Mickey Mouse has n't 594 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,400 Speaker 1: pinned like his knee in the center of his back, 595 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,920 Speaker 1: and he's like the Goofy's just like getting off on 596 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:29,960 Speaker 1: the whole scene, watching it, like loving it. Patrick Spikes 597 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,799 Speaker 1: is like, can I just at least coming mom? Isn't 598 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,440 Speaker 1: You're not going anywhere? It's the best video. You're You're 599 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,120 Speaker 1: going to get us sued by Disney for copyright. Come 600 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:47,479 Speaker 1: after me, mouse House. We gotta pass you know this? Um, 601 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,919 Speaker 1: So there's there, there's this whole tustle, and the dusk 602 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,359 Speaker 1: clears and he says, can I call my mom? And 603 00:37:54,400 --> 00:38:00,160 Speaker 1: the cops says you're an adult? Correct, you're not. You're 604 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:05,759 Speaker 1: not calling your mom? Stay here, right? He is a 605 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,399 Speaker 1: grown man, grown And so when the cops says that 606 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 1: to him, like, what would be your response, I mean, 607 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,280 Speaker 1: if you survived, if you survived a tussle with the cops, 608 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:22,920 Speaker 1: give me a second, thank you, thank you? Right? Um? 609 00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:28,960 Speaker 1: Patricks Spikes has a full blown hyperventilating panic attack at 610 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:33,640 Speaker 1: this point, just quite the criminal court circuits and the 611 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,560 Speaker 1: cops are freaking out. They're trying to calm him down. 612 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,920 Speaker 1: He's like your tack, I can't breathe and they're like, 613 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,200 Speaker 1: you know what, calm down, which never calms anyone down, 614 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 1: by the way, I got down, And they're like rubbing 615 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Speaker 1: his back. You know you're gonna be okay. I just 616 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,759 Speaker 1: need you to breathe. And they eventually have to call E. M. T. 617 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,879 Speaker 1: S To come and like they should have just called 618 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,839 Speaker 1: his mom. They should have hit him with a trank dirt, right, um, 619 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,240 Speaker 1: much like Billy Idol has been hit by a trank 620 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:04,440 Speaker 1: dirt before. They didn't call the mom. They release him, 621 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,600 Speaker 1: but they take his phone, which then leads to him 622 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:13,360 Speaker 1: getting charged with and cousin blaton Oh yeah, blat yeah, 623 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,720 Speaker 1: Pat and cousin blatant tonton. They get charged with grand theft, 624 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:25,239 Speaker 1: dealing and stolen property and burglarizing a structure. Wow. Yeah, 625 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:29,319 Speaker 1: so that three felonies are too sure. And then they 626 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,520 Speaker 1: took plea deals and they wound up having to pay 627 00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,120 Speaker 1: all of the money back, which they did, and do 628 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,799 Speaker 1: two fifty hours of community service, which they did in 629 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,120 Speaker 1: the allotted time period period. It's a lot of trash 630 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,799 Speaker 1: to pick up, so they avoided probation because otherwise, if 631 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,719 Speaker 1: they didn't hit those hours and they didn't pay the 632 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,400 Speaker 1: money back, they would have had like probation. So in 633 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,400 Speaker 1: between his panic interview and the arrest, something else happened. 634 00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 1: Oh um, let me guess his mother got arrested. While 635 00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:06,760 Speaker 1: it is for um, Buzzy the whole of him went missing, 636 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,839 Speaker 1: totally gone. Some is like, let me get a piece 637 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,480 Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, Someone's like, now he's naked. Now I 638 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:19,040 Speaker 1: really so Buzzy's gone. Spike says I didn't have anything 639 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,640 Speaker 1: to do with it, and the cops couldn't attach him 640 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,040 Speaker 1: to that theft. Um, how much do you think a 641 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:30,239 Speaker 1: Buzzy animatronic figure is worth? Oh? Man, I know in 642 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,920 Speaker 1: US dollars, not bitcoin. Okay, that's gonna make it easier. Now, 643 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,440 Speaker 1: I know it's going to be a bunch more than 644 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,640 Speaker 1: I think it is. So let me go four hundred 645 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,440 Speaker 1: thousand dollars down and don't come. I will not, I 646 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,799 Speaker 1: will not. Who's going to pay for h That's just 647 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,880 Speaker 1: the cost of to make it, think, because it's like 648 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,680 Speaker 1: a customed thing, right, Like I guess that was that's 649 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,520 Speaker 1: the valuation. That's what they talk this is what we 650 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,279 Speaker 1: got taken for um, and so it's can't be found. 651 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:09,480 Speaker 1: Three pound animatronic naked little boy with no hands gone 652 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,200 Speaker 1: gone for good. Um. So the Orange County Sheriff's Office, 653 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 1: they did a great job on the Patrick Spikes case. 654 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:24,160 Speaker 1: I think, great video. Um, good job to the animated deputies. Um. 655 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:29,040 Speaker 1: But they just couldn't They couldn't crack the Buzzy case. Um. 656 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,920 Speaker 1: And so they had it for a long time listed 657 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,279 Speaker 1: as open and inactive, just meaning that you know, they 658 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,480 Speaker 1: just didn't have any leads, but not quite a cold 659 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,440 Speaker 1: case like a warm case. Yeah, now it's a cold case. 660 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:45,279 Speaker 1: They changed that in April to just inactive, totally never 661 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,200 Speaker 1: going to see Buzzy again, can't be closed, can't be solved. Um. 662 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,880 Speaker 1: It's probably in some professional athletes man cave, totally nude, 663 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,879 Speaker 1: totally totally legal, totally legal, totally cool. Um. There's there 664 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,200 Speaker 1: are some like Internet rooms that Buzzy wasn't missing at all, 665 00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,880 Speaker 1: and that Buzzy is just in the park somewhere. Oh, 666 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:09,319 Speaker 1: insurance scam, you know, yeah, but I don't don't buy that, right, 667 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,560 Speaker 1: And you know that that's the one of the kind 668 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,399 Speaker 1: of interesting things about all these is that, Um, there 669 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,880 Speaker 1: are so many rumors about the abandoned pavilions and the 670 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,360 Speaker 1: abandoned you know features and stuff. Um. And when a 671 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,080 Speaker 1: you know crew comes in moves things, maybe other employees 672 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,960 Speaker 1: aren't aware that that part of an exhibit has been 673 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,080 Speaker 1: moved and they all think, oh, it's stolen or it's 674 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,719 Speaker 1: been damaged. So there's not there's so many employees, you know, 675 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,800 Speaker 1: so sometimes the right hand is knocked to the left hand. Um, 676 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,319 Speaker 1: And so I think that kind of drives some of 677 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,120 Speaker 1: the rumor mill in that. Um. So, yeah, buzzy still 678 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:51,239 Speaker 1: out there. That is remarkably ridiculous. Totally is ridiculous. So 679 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,480 Speaker 1: what's our ridiculous takeaway here? Uh, don't mess with the 680 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,920 Speaker 1: mouse house, so you're gonna get burnt completely completely. Patrick 681 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 1: Spikes said that Walmart had better security than Disney, and 682 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,480 Speaker 1: that seems weird to me. It seems like it seems 683 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,600 Speaker 1: like a huge disc But I also don't believe it. 684 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,720 Speaker 1: I mean, he was an insider. He was a backdoor 685 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,479 Speaker 1: boy for Disney, and um, I I'm sorry. I tried 686 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,319 Speaker 1: to hold a he did, I know, the back door 687 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,000 Speaker 1: boy for Disney. That's that's tough. But to throw that 688 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:28,120 Speaker 1: out there. I'm sorry, uh but yeah, so he but 689 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,920 Speaker 1: like Walmart, you know, I would imagine that Disney has 690 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,960 Speaker 1: better security than Walmart. Um. But I think, like the 691 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,799 Speaker 1: ridiculous takeaway from me is that people will go to 692 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,080 Speaker 1: great lengths to secure a piece of their childhood, even 693 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,239 Speaker 1: if it's just like a gigantic bomber jacket. But it 694 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,440 Speaker 1: means so much to someone that they'll they'll take all 695 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 1: these risks. Let's think about the accountant and the NBA star. 696 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,840 Speaker 1: They had to know that they claimed no I was 697 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,879 Speaker 1: told that this was you know, something that had been 698 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,640 Speaker 1: retired or you know, that there was some sort of 699 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,960 Speaker 1: other provenance that was making this an acceptable purchase. But 700 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,239 Speaker 1: they had to know it's a little bit of a 701 00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,720 Speaker 1: shady deal to buy it from some rando on eBay. 702 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,400 Speaker 1: Take a businessman going into a different town, sitting at 703 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,719 Speaker 1: a hotel bar and having some beautiful, charming woman talking 704 00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,600 Speaker 1: to him and never suspecting that she's a sex worker. Yeah, buddy, 705 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,520 Speaker 1: have you seen yourself? Because she doesn't come with a 706 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:20,000 Speaker 1: certificate of authenticity like you, kind of directly from Disney. 707 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,680 Speaker 1: So yeah, that's it. That's buzzy. That's the ballot of buzzy. 708 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,600 Speaker 1: I love buzzy. I love robot crime, so yeah, robot 709 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,879 Speaker 1: crime is pretty good. Um, so that's it. You can 710 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,160 Speaker 1: find us online at Ridiculous Crime on both Twitter and 711 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,719 Speaker 1: Instagram at ridiculous Crime. 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