Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis. My husband Paul is so relieved. We're not
Speaker 2: hosting Thanksgiving in our house this year. So we're going
Speaker 2: to my aunt Rachel's house. All we have to do
Speaker 2: is bring a salad. Isn't that nice? Nice? So let's
Speaker 2: call my husband let him know that, well, things have changed. Oh,
Speaker 2: he's going to go into a panic when he finds out. Well,
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, we have to have the family over
Speaker 2: at our house instead. Let's get me going, all right,
Speaker 2: So Jenny obviously wants to irritate husband Paul. She's doing
Speaker 2: the phone tap herself. Let's listen in to today's holiday
Speaker 2: phone tap o.
Speaker 3: Hellooo, hi, honey, II, we have a problem. What Rach
Speaker 3: would just call me? Her and Karen got into a
Speaker 3: huge blowout and apparently Rachel kicked the stove and completely
Speaker 3: broke the whole stove. Okay, so you know she has
Speaker 3: to cook all the food. So I told her that
Speaker 3: that I'll do it.
Speaker 4: Oh, you got to kidd of me, not with all money,
Speaker 4: well me buying all the food.
Speaker 1: No, I need you to go and.
Speaker 3: Pick up all the stuff. They're a mess over there.
Speaker 3: You gotta do this, like right.
Speaker 4: Now, kidd of me. Just forget about it, just cancel it. No,
Speaker 4: not doing that. That's stupid, don't you think.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we have to do this. You
Speaker 3: know how much thanksgiving means to me.
Speaker 4: It's not thanksgivings. This is you being used again. You're
Speaker 4: going to cook all the food, put it on drugs.
Speaker 4: I think they're high. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 4: If they're on drugs.
Speaker 3: I have a list of things that they need you
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing it. It's stupid. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3: We have twenty people coming to the house.
Speaker 4: Well, we can't do it, Okay, we have to. You're sick.
Speaker 4: You're too sick to do it. Do you get it?
Speaker 4: Call them back. Tell me you're not feeling too good.
Speaker 4: You don't want to get everybody sick in the house.
Speaker 3: But I'm feeling okay.
Speaker 4: No, tell them you're not Tell them you're not feeling okay.
Speaker 4: Don't you get it? Go back and tell her that
Speaker 4: you've got the flu.
Speaker 1: Okay, grab a pen and a paper.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 4: You think I'm buying food for twenty people, You're out
Speaker 4: of your mind. I'm not doing it. She's not turning
Speaker 4: into me buying everything now.
Speaker 3: Just we were gonna do it anyway, No, we weren't.
Speaker 4: We were not. We were gonna go there and eat
Speaker 4: their food. Now we gotta cook for twenty people. Well,
Speaker 4: you are you ridiculous? You don't you go your fourth
Speaker 4: for this?
Speaker 3: She was crying, so I kind of offered to help.
Speaker 4: I don't care she's crying. I don't care. She broke
Speaker 4: her own stove. Do I look completely stupid to you?
Speaker 4: Do you do? I?
Speaker 3: Well, now she's gonna have to buy a new stove.
Speaker 4: Go buy a new stove. That's a that's a very
Speaker 4: good plan. Well, you know, all of a sudden they're
Speaker 4: inviting you over. Then all of a sudden, oh, I know,
Speaker 4: by the way, you're cooking everything too? Are they kidding me?
Speaker 1: Or what?
Speaker 3: Can you just grab a pen and like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: What I'm grabbing a pen for. I'm not going there
Speaker 4: and plicking up all the bringing it here.
Speaker 1: She's really cool old people?
Speaker 4: Who's old people? They're nothing to me. I know none
Speaker 4: of them. I don't care who these people are.
Speaker 3: Get the list and go, please, Now, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3: Why are you ruining Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: I am not doing it. Get it through your hand and.
Speaker 1: Pall them up and tell her please?
Speaker 3: Can you just at least go before you go to work?
Speaker 4: Then I'm not going nowhere? Where go?
Speaker 1: Where to buy? Five hundred dollars worth of groceries?
Speaker 4: Where where do you want me to go?
Speaker 3: I don't see what the big deal is.
Speaker 4: You got to learn how to say no. It's very easy.
Speaker 4: And oh, learn how to say no to your family
Speaker 4: like they do to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, look, I'm at work.
Speaker 3: Everybody's looking at me like a nut, so you need
Speaker 3: to get you the sun.
Speaker 4: They're right, they're looking at you, right, and everybody's listening
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 2: Paul, Hello, Paul, this is Scary Jones.
Speaker 4: Melvis ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Your wife's playing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christy, I finally got you any Oh good time.
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