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Speaker 1: talk about how fun that live show was. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: And in fact, we've already been hit up to see

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Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. I'm so thankful. Listen.

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Speaker 1: And Donald has too. We've been in the public eye.

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Speaker 1: then you know we maybe like, yeah, we do dentist tree,

421
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Speaker 1: but also some some adantics And was that written? Was

422
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Speaker 1: that all written down? You improvise that? I think I

423
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: think I remember making up a bunch of that. I mean,

424
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: I think what was written was the JD sucks up

425
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: the joke, but I think we just riffed on, like, really,

426
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 1: how long can you fuck up a joke stall and

427
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Speaker 1: then try and get back to the joke at the end.

428
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Speaker 1: Show was hilarious. Umu. And then Todd goes up to Elliott, Hey, Elliott,

429
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: your boobies look hot today, right, and and it's and

430
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: that's the translation. Actually, yeah, that was. That was clever.

431
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 1: The subtitles. Yeah, We've done more of that. That was.

432
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: That's a good funny runner of a joke. Though I'm

433
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: sure we've done it before. I'm sure this wasn't the

434
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: first time we did it. Um it could be. Let's

435
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: ask you know, you want to ask Trevor Wiki. Yes,

436
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 1: let's ask Trevor Wiki. We haven't heard from a while.

437
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: And by the way, Trevor Wiki at while we're talking

438
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: to you, there's a little bit of an odds fuck

439
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: up on today's Wikipedia. And I've only mentioned it because

440
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: I went to look at my favorite spot, which is

441
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 1: trivia on Scrubs Wiki and the and the trivia section

442
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 1: which I always read for every episode. It says at

443
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: the end of the episode, Doctor Cox eventually does get

444
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 1: to watch the Lakers heat game, only to be taped

445
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: over by Kelso telling him not to mess with his

446
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: treadmill and telling him the score of the game. Okay,

447
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: that's that's the plot point. That's not trivia. Trevor. What

448
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: is that doing in the trivia section? Good question, I

449
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: want to flag it. Okay, I'm furious about this. Ever,

450
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 1: I know you do this solely out of the love

451
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: of your heart, not for anybody, but that is not

452
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: supposed to be in the trivia section. Trevor. What the heck? No, Trevor,

453
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: this was a funny gag in this episode about the

454
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: subtitles being different from what the people are actually saying.

455
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: Was that used in other episodes? Did we do that?

456
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: I feel like we did. I could be wrong. Hey, y'all.

457
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: By the fourth season, Bill and the other Scrubs writers

458
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: have began interweaving their genius about the medium of television

459
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: into the fabric of Scrubs episodes themselves. This subtitle gag

460
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: is only used in this episode, but the meta references

461
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: only pick up speed. Thank you, Trevor. Let's take a break.

462
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. By the way,

463
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: one of my fans asked me not to say it's

464
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 1: one thing when we say, oh, this wasn't our favorite,

465
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: but not to keep saying it over over again. She

466
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 1: complained because sometimes I'm I'm saying it about an episode

467
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,959
Speaker 1: that's her favorite and it's ruining the episode for her

468
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: because I or you are saying we think it's mad. Wait,

469
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: hold on. So every time we've said that this wasn't

470
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 1: our favorite episode, it was her favorite episode, and we

471
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,959
Speaker 1: know and what she said, and I'm not saying I'm

472
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: going to honor her request. What she said was, it's

473
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: one thing when you and Donald mentioned you don't love

474
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: the episode once, but can you please stop repeating it

475
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 1: over and over again within that episode, because there's been

476
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: occasion where I've loved that episode and you've ruined it

477
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: for me. Well that's too bad. Well that's what I

478
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: wanted to say to her. We will, you know, like

479
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: I said, the haters help us for him the show also,

480
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: so help us create the show. All right. Well, there's

481
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: part of me that want to be like, give me

482
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: a break, lady, and then another part of me was like, well,

483
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin the show for her. I

484
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: don't know. It's hard. It's hard, Donald, it's hard to know.

485
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: I get in constructive criticism and not get it. I

486
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: get it, man, this is this is you know. We

487
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: were built with emotions, and we were built with this

488
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: little thing called being sensitive to I'm too sensitive for

489
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: this fucking career. I quit. All right, Well, you know

490
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: what what, there are a lot of people in line.

491
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm about to say, there's a lot of people in

492
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: line behind you waiting to get up in there. Man,

493
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: you step off that line. It's a rap. That's for

494
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: anybody out there. I'm trying to quit. I start a job.

495
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about tomorrow. We start day one of

496
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: principal photography when I'm cheaper by the dozen Tomorrow morning

497
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: at Croco dawn right on. What's that? I worked the

498
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: first day and I'm really excited. I'm so excited. I

499
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 1: love these kids we've been rehearsing. It's so talented and adorable,

500
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: and gab Union is really funny and really pretty, and

501
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: we're just gonna have a blast. I'm so waiting for

502
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 1: the freaking network to announce my ability. I mean announced

503
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: that I'm on the Showman, so that I can tell

504
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: you guys what's going on. I'm a dope gig. We

505
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: can't talk about it yet because it hasn't been announced. Huh.

506
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm sincerely excited. You know, a couple of friends of

507
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: mine have read the script already and they were like,

508
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: this shit is wild, dude, Like, Joel read it. Bill

509
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: read it, Joel, how did you read it? My friend

510
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: auditions for one of the characters. Same thing with the

511
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: same thing with Bill. Bill's daughter audition for one of

512
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: the characters, and Charlotte did yeah, and uh, he was like, dude,

513
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: the script is amazing. It's good man. I'm gonna have

514
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: so much fun. Dude. I'm so psyched for you. And

515
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: it's funny that we're both literally going back to work

516
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: to jobs we love at the same time. That's nuts. Right. Um,

517
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,959
Speaker 1: So we're gonna I think we're gonna an audience. Um,

518
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: we're going back to work. So we're not gonna be

519
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: able to do too a week, right, Joel, Well, we're

520
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: gonna try and bank a few. Right, We're gonna We're

521
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: gonna try, and we're gonna try. We want you to know,

522
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: we don't want you to think that. We're very conscious

523
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: of how much people want love us to do this,

524
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: and we're doing this on a Sunday for the first time.

525
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: Thank you to Joel and Daniel for being beautifully accommodating,

526
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: and then um, we'll try and find days where I

527
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: happen to be off and Donald happens to be off.

528
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: But if that doesn't work out, we're just gonna record

529
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: these on Sunday and they'll come out once a week.

530
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: But but we might surprise you and go, hey, Donald

531
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: and I both had two days off and we banged

532
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: out too. And but um, right, Chell is not the

533
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: rough plan. That is absolutely the rough plan. And I'll

534
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: also do a couple of like I'll do another fan

535
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: Favorites and yeah, I'm trying. I'm planning to put a

536
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: poll up soon for fans to vote. It'll be on

537
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: my Twitter about the favorite stories that you guys have told,

538
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: and I do a cliff episode of yeah, of just

539
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: our favorite stories from you guys. Let's get back to

540
00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: the episode. Yes, you said the only difference beween dating

541
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: a black girl and a white girl is if when

542
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: a black girl asks you if her butt looks big,

543
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: you say hell yes. I don't know if that's true.

544
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. And I also don't

545
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: know if if if everyone now seems to love a big,

546
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: juicy booty, so it might be a universal truths um

547
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: at that time, I would say that was accurate. White women,

548
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,479
Speaker 1: at least a white woman in my sphere, were very

549
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: concerned about whether they're posteriors were too large. I would

550
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: say there are many key differences for dating all kinds

551
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: of races. You know, some cultures are like, listen, Eve,

552
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: better leave those shoes at the door. Is the most

553
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: disrespectful thing you can do. Don't bring shoes into my house.

554
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: Some some cultures are like, you got to eat this

555
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: food even if you don't like it, Like, don't embarrass

556
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: me in front of my mother. Just eat. So I'd say,

557
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: get to get to know your lady and her culture

558
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: and her family stuff. It's probably very different across many

559
00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: different lines. I'm just saying Donald has pontificated that white

560
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: women's again sweeping generalization, but are more open to having

561
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: a larger, juicier bottom in twenty twenty one they may

562
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: have been in whatever year this was. Yeah, I'm telling

563
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: you right now, shit change, man, Like what happened that

564
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden white women had ass got asses

565
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, man like Beyonce and great doctors. Yeah,

566
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: but somebody's somebody's somebody I think it's in the food

567
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: that we shot at the grocery stores because they've restructured

568
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: the workouts. Donald There's a whole that's true, work out

569
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: routines that are like, get those squats so you can

570
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: get the ass that you want. White chicks up been

571
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: having fat asses for a minute now. It's not something new.

572
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: This ain't twenty you know, it's not all white women

573
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: have are genetically uh come out with tiny posteriors. That

574
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: is true, but before it was shameful, like they were like, oh,

575
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: you know you're getting big and you just slim that

576
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: butt down, or like wow, you're gonna wide that or whatever,

577
00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: And now totally different game. Yeah you get that ass girl, girl, Listen,

578
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: I have no bottom and I've been now working on

579
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: it with squats and lunges because I'm trying to get

580
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: that ass. Yes, build you a backshelf, get that ass, boy. Yeah,

581
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: trying to get a mantle like Donald's. Just so those

582
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: of you who those of you tune in the live

583
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: show saw that we did a dating segment for Joel

584
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: and um a young woman named sam One. Have you

585
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: had any discourse at all? Have you set up when

586
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: the when the zoom date is going to be we're

587
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: working on it. I think we're gonna go for Wednesday,

588
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: but I'll definitely let everybody know once it happens. I'm

589
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: very excited. It should be a lot of fun. If

590
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: you saw the show. Well, if you didn't catch the

591
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: show and now you're having buyer's remorse, you have until

592
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: the Friday to watch it, so you can still buy.

593
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: You can still buy tickets for I didn't know that,

594
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: so up until Good Friday you can still go to

595
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: that same and watch the taped thing. In the show

596
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: notes here, it's ten dollars a ticket, and we should

597
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: mention that a percentage of those proceeds go to stop

598
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: API hate, to stop Asian American Pacific Islander hate, so

599
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: it goes to a good cause. It's uh, it was

600
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: a fun as show. It's two hours of entertainment in

601
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: two hours, and we have HD cameras so you can see,

602
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: um that Donald doesn't crack and then I have wrinkles.

603
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: And now, Joel H. Daniel, do you have the ability

604
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: to play the theme song or is that something you

605
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: gotta put in later right now? No, I'll it in later.

606
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. All right, Well, should we should we play

607
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: the song for people since the Oh yeah, Travis, the

608
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: songwriter sent me like a slightly more polished URSI a

609
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: few extra funking lyrics. Travis like that? It was did

610
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: Travis like that? It was used on the live show?

611
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god? He loved it. He thought it was amazing.

612
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: He really enjoyed the fan reaction. So I I don't know,

613
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: we'll see. Maybe we can recruit Travis. Yeah, maybe we

614
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: can recruit Travis to write more hooky songs for us.

615
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: And we well, that song was fired all right, So

616
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: here is everybody. We're gonna play it for you because

617
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: it's so darn good. And this will be the theme

618
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: whenever we discuss Joel's dating life. Here it is get

619
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: the word out, Joe down, no matter what you could

620
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: be making an egg Oh yeah, Joe. I mean the

621
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: lyrics are just fired. You what's good, no matter no

622
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: matter what's between your legs in the morning, you could

623
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: be making her eggs. Yeah, down again, down to get

624
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: downie is it's really hooky. It's really hooky. It's really great.

625
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: He's talented. What's his name, Joel Is, make sure to

626
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: give him a shout out again. He's Travis wavy two

627
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: v's and each word on Instagram to go follow him.

628
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 1: So yeah, So he wrote, So Joel, you'll you promise

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Speaker 1: to keep us posted when you've had your your your date.

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Speaker 1: Maybe take a screenshot or something so we can just

631
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: we could we could, I don't know, well, we'll instagram

632
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: it out to the fans. I'm very My mom proved

633
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: the audience choice. She was very excited, so oh so sweet.

634
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: My mom couldn't figure out how to get on. She

635
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: was excited to do it. And then when the show

636
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: was up and running and I was we were all

637
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: in it, I got a text from her saying I

638
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: can't figure it out, and I could, I couldn't be

639
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: available for tech support from my mom. So my mom

640
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: did not buy a ticket and she did not watch

641
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: the show. I'm just gonna put it out thank you.

642
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: By the way, is your mom down interested to come

643
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: on the show if you broach that subject with her?

644
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: I haven't even talked about it with her yet, but

645
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: I imagine if I said, Hey, you want to be

646
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: on the podcast, she'd be like to yeah. Scribe to

647
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: her that it would be in the spirit of my

648
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: mom in that we'll talk about funny stuff. Related to you,

649
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: and then we'll go into her professional agenting and stuff. Right, Yeah, no,

650
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure she would be down. I can't

651
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: speak for her, but I'm almost one hundred percent positive.

652
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: I feel like, knowing your mom, she would come on

653
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: and be a bigger Ham than you. By the way,

654
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: speaking of Ham, Okay, it's not even speaking of him,

655
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: by the way, you guys have to watch something that

656
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: is a game changer. Very texted these guys in the chat,

657
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you listeners. Netflix has a new documentary

658
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: that's called C Spiracy. Okay, C C Spiracy, like C

659
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: like the C S E A H and then Spiracy

660
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: And it's on Netflix and it is basically an expose

661
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: of the fishing industry. And it is unfucking believably well done.

662
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 1: And we're losing fish, aren't we We're gonna have We're

663
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: not gonna have fish, So I'm not Yes, there is

664
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: a year that at this rate the ocean will be dead.

665
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: But more importantly than that, the documentary is one of

666
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: those you know, my favorite kind of documentary is when

667
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: the documentarian sets out to make a documentary about one thing,

668
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: and then as they dive in and do their research,

669
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: everything takes a right turn and they go, I wasn't

670
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: expecting my documentary about this, but in doing the documentary,

671
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 1: I've exposed something massive, and so they were so, Okay,

672
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to I know, I know, but I

673
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: got to ask questions because this is such an interesting

674
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: topic and it's so on brand with what we talk

675
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: about on Fake Doctor's Real Friends, as far as you know,

676
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: trying to woke or wake our audience to shit that's

677
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: going on out there. I have a one question. So

678
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: he was going out there to do a expose on

679
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: what it's like to be a fisherman and then into

680
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: something No. He was going out there saying, I want

681
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: to talk about why the sea is being destroyed, and

682
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: I assume, like everyone that it's one of the main

683
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: problems is plastics because of all the press of the straws.

684
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 1: And look how quickly everyone has changed their feelings about

685
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: straws because it was so successfully push the turtle, the

686
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: turtle and other things. It was like so put out

687
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: there so effectively. So he's like, I want to go

688
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: dive deeper. What is this thing with all the plastics

689
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: in the ocean? Who's doing it? How's it happening? And

690
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: what he I don't want to spoil too much, but

691
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: what he learns is that the plastics that you think

692
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: are the problem, of course a problem, but that is

693
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: one little tip of the iceberg, and he exposes what

694
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: the source of the real problems are. And you just

695
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: sit there with your mouth open. And it ends in

696
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: Florence is like, well, you know, we're vegetarians now, and

697
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, let's slow down, let's step both, let's

698
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:50,959
Speaker 1: both sleep up. And she's like, no, we're not sleeping

699
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: on anything. We're vegetarians now. I'm like, everybody, calm down. No,

700
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: but it is very You don't have to become a vegetarian.

701
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: It's it's up to you. But just I'm telling you

702
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: you can't not watch this thing and be a human

703
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: on planet Earth. If you have Netflix, please check it out. Okay,

704
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm very I went through my phone just like sending

705
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: all my favorite people the link, like you gotta watch this,

706
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: you gotta watch this. All right, take a break. We're

707
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: gonna take a break and we'll be right back and

708
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: we're bad. I got that song into my head now, Joe, Well, God,

709
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: that guy can write a hook. Yeah. By the way, Joe,

710
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: if you end up marrying Sam, that's gonna you're gonna

711
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: play that as you walked down the aisle. Oh boy, interesting.

712
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: Super cute by the way, Yeah, she super cut. Well,

713
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: they were both beautiful, but she was super cute. And

714
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: I loved all her funko pops and the fact that

715
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: she's a cause player. It felt very bespoke. I just

716
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: don't I don't understand CAUs players who want to watch

717
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: in the height and not a movie that there are

718
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: multifaceted people in the height, Joel. She loves music. You

719
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: put what do you? How do you? Cause? You pick

720
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: a specific character and you wear the outfit they wore

721
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: in the musical. By the way, are there are there

722
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: musical theater cause players? Oh yes, yes, I'm sure. I know.

723
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: There's Broadway obviously canceled because of COVID, But just like

724
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: there's Comic Con, there's Broadway Con. And I didn't know

725
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: if people went in costumes for famous Absolutely, Joe, you

726
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: probably love Broadway Con. Oh my god. Linked in any

727
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: place you can sing unabashedly in the open, that's for me.

728
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: I should have been I agree with you, Joel, I

729
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: should have been in whatever reality fame is in, like

730
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: whatever whatever alternate reality the fame school is in that

731
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: you actually jump and dance on taxis and stuff like that.

732
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: I should have been born in that reality, man. Indeed,

733
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: so doctor Cox has really stoked about this particular sports

734
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: match between the Lakers and the Heat. Donald Up. Do

735
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: you remember this time? This is two thousand and five. Yeah,

736
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: Kobe's Kobe and Shack split up at this point, and

737
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: they had beef like a big time because you get

738
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:17,959
Speaker 1: along in real life. Something happened with Kobe in Colorado.

739
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: That and the police in Colorado where Shack and he

740
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: did not agree on what he said to the cops

741
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: pretty much what Kobe said to the cops, and because

742
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 1: of that, they had beef. While on the same team together,

743
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: they had beef and Kobe beat the charge and Shack

744
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 1: was shipped out, and Shack then went to Miami where

745
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: he played with Dwayne Wade and won a title. Dwayne Wade,

746
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: who's my new gunn to be hopefully my new bff,

747
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: because you know, I'm gonna be friends with him and Gabby.

748
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: I picture hang out with them and all their cool friends.

749
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: That's cool. You fit right in, do you? Think I

750
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: fit in. I hope. So I know Gabby loves you,

751
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: so maybe maybe we're Maybe you and I are gonna

752
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: get invited to hang out with all their cool friends.

753
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: You know, Gabrielle Union used to invite me to all

754
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: of the parties back in the day. But you, as

755
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna get you back into the cool kids.

756
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: But as you know, as you know, I'm an introvert

757
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: when it comes to shit like that, and I don't

758
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: like doing shit like no disrespect to anybody out there.

759
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: But also I talk a big game. When you're in

760
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: my face and you're like, yo, I'm throwing the party,

761
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm nah. But then when it's time to

762
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: go to the party, I ain't going. Or whenever I

763
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: see Dwayne, Wade and Gabby hanging out with all their

764
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: cool friends, I'm like, that's gonna be me. I'm gonna

765
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: be with them. Yeah. I don't know if that's true

766
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: at all, but why wouldn't it be? Oh, I just

767
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: think that you and I are gonna be like on

768
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: a boat with them somewhere. Margarita's I'm down for that,

769
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: Joe Belmo and he gets down dude, get that. But

770
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: joelmo Nique is down for that too. Yeah, she is.

771
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: All right, let's invite the guest in, Joelle. Let's have

772
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: a guest he guest. Yes, say hello. They got married

773
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: on Saturday. Oh really, I'm Friday. Yeah, I'm Friday. Say

774
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: hello to Paul Kernick. Hi, guys, this is my new wife.

775
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: Uh Laura Stonewick. Oh, congratulation. When did you get married? Um?

776
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: Two days ago? Oh my goodness, it's brand new. How's

777
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: it going so far? Has anything changed in the last

778
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: forty eight hours? I'm sorry he's changing. Yeah, okay, now

779
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: we can see you all. Yeah, last four years, they

780
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: don't think so? No, no, I mean yeah, it's all

781
00:42:56,239 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: been very surreal. It's kind of I mean, um, we're

782
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: doing it, just the two of us. We're eloping, Yeah,

783
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: we did. We're here in beautiful in this island, in

784
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: just northeast of Tasmania. And yes, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, wait,

785
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: I have so many questions. You guys live on a

786
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: little island next to Tasmania. No, we actually live in Melbourne.

787
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: Traveled over here for the wedding. Oh I got it.

788
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: So and now over there COVID is gone enough so

789
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: you can have a gathering. Um, no gathering, it's it

790
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: was just us, got it. Yeah, but COVID has gone

791
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: enough that you guys could have a gathering if you

792
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: wanted to, right, Um, yes, I'm not sure, but yes, yeah,

793
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: we hope one day to be able to do that too. Yeah,

794
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: we hope that we can do what New Zealand did. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

795
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: But most of our family is so we're not neither

796
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: us are from Australia, so we've kind of been in

797
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: lockdown over over in Melbourne for a long time, just

798
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: the two of us and as Australia's Did Australia do

799
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: as well as New Zealand did? Because we are here

800
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: in these states, we saw all this video of like

801
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: how New Zealand like kicked it and like they had

802
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: no but no patience left. Did Australia end up doing

803
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: as well? Um, I'd say eventually most of Australia did

804
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: pretty well. But where we were living in Melbourne, they

805
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: had they had it quite bad for a while and

806
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: so they had probably one of the blockdowns for easily

807
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: sort of for five months. Yeah, we had a lockdown,

808
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: like there was it was mandatory to wear a mask,

809
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: outside and you could only move like five kilometers from

810
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: your own place. Um yeah, and like you're only allowed

811
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: outside for an hour and go to one person food

812
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: shopping things like that. So well, I'm glad that you're

813
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: out of it, and I'm glad that you're married. You

814
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: look like a beautiful couple. You're gonna have a gorgeous

815
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: looking chi dren. Let's get started on them as soon

816
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: as possible. And watch out for those Tasmanian devils man thus,

817
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: be careful. They're all around you. Yeah, a lot of

818
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: womb Okay, Um, do you guys have a question for us? Yes,

819
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: we do actually, Um, so in the episode I think

820
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: episode seventeen of season four, you did the hilarious um

821
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: sitcom episode. Yeah, we just wanted to know ask you

822
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: Donald and zach if Um if there was any kind

823
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: of any sitcom like past or present you would have

824
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: loved to be in? What would hear us talking about

825
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: the podcast? We grew up on them, We love them

826
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: and in fact, you know a lot of people thought

827
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: we were making fun of them on that show where

828
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 1: we were gently poking them because they can be super silly,

829
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: and um, we were poking through. We were poking at

830
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: some of the tropes of of sitcoms, but we love them.

831
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: What would which one we want to be on? I

832
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: don't even know. I mean, dude, when I was a kid,

833
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: I would want I wanted to be on The Jeffersons.

834
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to be on Facts of Life. I wanted

835
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: to be on The Cosby Show. I wanted to be

836
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: on a Different World. You would want on a different world? Yeah?

837
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: Like it all, it all, it all goes with like

838
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: the crushes I had growing up, So like I wanted

839
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: to be on the I wanted to be on a

840
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: Cosby Show because Lisa Bonet, Right, Yes, I wanted to

841
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: be on a Different World because Lisa Bona, Jasmine Guy,

842
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: Marissa Tormey, etc. I wanted to be on Uh. I

843
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: wanted to be on Say By the Belt obviously because

844
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: of Lark four Heaths, Lisa Turtle. I wanted to you

845
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you go down the list,

846
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: The Jeffersons. I don't know why I wanted to be

847
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 1: on that show. Somebody told me when I was a

848
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: kid that I looked like Sherman Hemsley, who was the

849
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: star of The Jeffersons. And from that moment on I

850
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: was like, well, let me check out what this dude.

851
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: Let me check out what this dude does, and which

852
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: would What was really awesome, which when I was doing

853
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 1: Clueless to Tell Vision show, Sherman Hemsley was doing Amen

854
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: at the time and it was on the same Paramount

855
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: lot and they asked me, they were like, we're gonna

856
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: have somebody come in to play your grandfather. Is there

857
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: anybody you want? And I was like, you gotta get

858
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,720
Speaker 1: Sherman Hemsley. You can get If you can get Sherman

859
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: Hemsley my whole life. I was told I look like

860
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: George Jefferson. If you can get this man up in

861
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: here to play my grandfather would be the best day ever.

862
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: And he did it and it was awesome. A nice guy,

863
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: he was a great guy. He was such a nice

864
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: guy man. And uh, I remember just thinking to myself

865
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: at you know, at that moment, you know, I couldn't

866
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: be on the Jeffersons, but I somehow bought the Jeffersons

867
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: to me, and it was it was it was great.

868
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,959
Speaker 1: That's kind of like what happened on Scrubs was John Ritner.

869
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: I was like, they were who could be your Dad,

870
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, if you left it up to me,

871
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: there's no question it would be John Rinner right. So yeah,

872
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: Three's Company, as I've mentioned, was my favorite growing up.

873
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: I just I was on like every well while my

874
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: parents were making dinner. It was always it was the

875
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: show that was in syndication at like six or something.

876
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: We could watch it right before dinner. Um, Cheers was

877
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: a special one family ties. I loved Elf Alf What

878
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: are you doing? Elf? Max Right? I think he just

879
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: passed away? Didn't you pass away? Max? Right? I don't

880
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: know if you can you look that up for me.

881
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to say someone's deceased if they're not.

882
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah right, past rest in peace, mass right. You brought

883
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: me a lot of laughter. Um, yeah, man, I I

884
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: love sitcoms. And if Donald's going by girls that had

885
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: crushes on it, definitely would have been Charles in Charge because,

886
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Nicole Eggert. Nicole Eggert and Charles in

887
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: Charge awakened feelings in me, in me, dude, I for

888
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: the first time ever. Not the first time ever, but

889
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: I knew. I had never watched the show. And my

890
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 1: buddy was an actor growing up. His name was Cameron Johan,

891
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: give a shout out to Cameron Johan and Johan, here's

892
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: your shout out and Susan Johan Cameron and how Johan's

893
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: been in a lot of movies. When I was a kid,

894
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: he was in a lot of movies. You can you

895
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: can look his name up and find him. His mother

896
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 1: was a photographer who took pictures, like head shot pictures,

897
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: So my first head shots were by his mom. Anyway,

898
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 1: I used to always go over to his house because

899
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: he would, you know, he was in to stop motion

900
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: animation when we were kids, and we would you know,

901
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: I was into that, and so we would, you know,

902
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: make movies together. One day he showed me a picture

903
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: because he had just gotten back from la and it

904
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: was a picture of him, Nicole Eggert, and two other people.

905
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: And this is prime Nicole. Were you thinking, like, I'm

906
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: gonna meet Nicole Eggert? I didn't know who she was.

907
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: But all of my buddies from the neighborhood came over

908
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: just to stare at this fucking picture the set just

909
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: to stare. This is before internet, this is before any

910
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: of that stuff. So they're all in his room looking

911
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: at this picture of him and three other people. But

912
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: kind of like an arm arm in arm hugging saying,

913
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: you know, this was a great summer whatever it was, right,

914
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: I did a movie with y'all. It was great. But

915
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: Nicole Eggert's in the picture, so we're all going fucking

916
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: nuts for it. And I'm like, who is this girl? Like,

917
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: she's on the show Charles in Charge, don't you know?

918
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: Right then and there, I looked for that show every

919
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: every day. I looked for that show to find it.

920
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: And then when I finally did find it and never

921
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: left my sight that one. And Who's the Boss? Same thing.

922
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, Yo, there's this really cute girl, and

923
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: who's the boss? I was like, yeah, right, And they

924
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: showed me a picture of a Lissa Milano and I

925
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: was like, I got a watch. Who's the boss? Ye?

926
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: Alyssa Milana? Who married? Who married one of my agents?

927
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: That's cool? They booked me are so I said, Wow,

928
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: you married America sweetheart? Um wait, I wanted to say

929
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: something else when you said Nicole Leggar. That was Nicole Eggert. Oh,

930
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: she auditioned for Scrubs. She was almost on Scrubs. Get

931
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: out of here? Do you remember? It was one of

932
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: the love interests, and I was like, oh my god,

933
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: you guys have I think Bill ended up choosing someone

934
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: else for some reason, but she was great and beautiful,

935
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: and I just remember being like, um, all right, what

936
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: do you guys have another question for us? As you recall,

937
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: the show almost changed to a one question show, but

938
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: Donald led a revolt. Well you marshaled them, you were

939
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: definitely what's that you marched with them? What's the thing

940
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: that the band leader has like a baton? Yeah? Definitely?

941
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I was a flag carrier? Absolutely, go ahead, guys. Um, well,

942
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: it was more like advice, I guess. So we alope

943
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: two days ago. Our parents and a few close friends

944
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 1: know about it, but we haven't told anyone else yet.

945
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: And I guess it was just the best way to

946
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: go about telling people that now I'm married. Oh wow,

947
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. This is Melbourne's favorite segment. I think

948
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: we just got into it. Then it's time for Melbourne

949
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: and Tasmania's favorite segment. It's time too fix You're all right.

950
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: I think there's nothing beats a funny video. I mean,

951
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 1: and the trick is, what's the funny video gonna be? Donald?

952
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what the creative one. You know, video

953
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: improv isn't my specialty. But let me think, Um, is

954
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: there something you guys could do or something that inside

955
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: joke with all of your friends and family that they

956
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: would know about you guys, so they might think the

957
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: video is is, um, you guys doing something they know

958
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: you love. Let's say it's fishing or something. So you

959
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: start fishing and then there's a big reveal. No, we're

960
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: not gonna fidgits, we're married, you know what I mean? Like, no,

961
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a horrible example. And and I'm just saying,

962
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: like you you fake everybody out by saying like, um,

963
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: this is gonna be one thing, and then you throw

964
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: it up. Did you wear a dress? A white dress? Yeah?

965
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: It is okay, so I would definitely the white dress

966
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: should probably come back and be on you make the video?

967
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: What do you guys think? Uh, Daniel, Joel, Joel, what

968
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on this? Oh my gosh. Okay, so

969
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: you need to tell all of your friends that you

970
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: got married in a video. Do you guys post a

971
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: social media a lot? Yeah? I mean I mean occasionally, yeah, okay, fairly, Okay,

972
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: that's enough. That's that's good. And what kind of content

973
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: are you typically posting? Um, I guess normally like couple

974
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: fighters fighters. So like, here's an example. Let's say you

975
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: guys go out on a boat in where you're in.

976
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: You're in, you said you're what's no? They said, it's

977
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: island north of Tasmania. Yeah, Flinders Island, Flanders like like Simpsons,

978
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 1: yeah Flenders. All right, I'm say all right. So here's

979
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: here's an example. Like you started a video. Um, this

980
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: is a bad example. Okay, it's the first pitch. You know.

981
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 1: This is like in the writer's room they go, okay,

982
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,760
Speaker 1: bad idea. But just listen. You're on a you're filming

983
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: yourself um um Paul, and you're and you're like, oh,

984
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: we're so excited. We gotta we chartered this little boat

985
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: today and there's the captain and he's nice and and

986
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: it's so beautiful. Look at that. Oh and honey, honey,

987
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: do you want to say hi? And you pan around.

988
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,800
Speaker 1: She's in the full wedding dress. But she's like on

989
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: the bow of the boat and you're like, what are

990
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: you doing? Why would you be wearing that, sweetheart? Because

991
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: we got married, you know, something like that. Or it's

992
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: like things are normal, just a vacation. Look how pretty

993
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: it is? Wait, reveal she's in her dress? And the more,

994
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: the more, the is the opposite of something you'd wear

995
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: a white wedding dress to the better. Like if you

996
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 1: guys were, like, you know, in the water pulling up oysters. Yeah,

997
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: if you're chumming for sharks in the white dress, Yes,

998
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: chatting for sharks. We're so excited, we're we're we're for

999
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: chumming for sharks and we've never done this before. It's

1000
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: such a cool life experience, even though you have to

1001
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: have blood on your hands. Honey, are you having a

1002
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: good time pan around in the wedding dress chumming for sharks?

1003
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't. I don't be amazing,

1004
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: although although I just I just I just I just

1005
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: told you I used to watch this documentary about about

1006
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: not harming fish. But anyway, I know there's also if

1007
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: you are on a boat with a captain, I'm on

1008
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: one of you, one of you have to walk up

1009
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 1: to the captain and say, look at me, I'm the captain.

1010
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: Now one of you to do it? What about this?

1011
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: What of you have to do it? What about that's good? Wait?

1012
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm just building off of you. Donald. Um, the captain,

1013
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: Captain's gonna we've a by the way, I'm sorry if

1014
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: you guys can't afford it. We've already committed to you

1015
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 1: chartering a boat. It could be a small boat, could

1016
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: not not a dinghy, but you know I do not

1017
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: have like a bedroom. It could be one of the

1018
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: small fishing boat. But anyway, let's say, um, all right,

1019
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: so the captain's filming you, Paul, and you're driving the

1020
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: boat like, look, guys, we ranted a boat for the day,

1021
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: Like how fun this is? And then all of a sudden,

1022
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I forgot your name, Laura. All of a sudden,

1023
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: Laura steps up in the wedding dress and she says,

1024
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm the captain now, which is true. Donald, Right once

1025
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: you get married, I'm sorry, miss a rap Doug. You know,

1026
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: I know you like to think you in charge of stuff,

1027
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: but i'll tell you right now it's not like that.

1028
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: But Donald was saying lots of benefits to being married,

1029
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: which I won't repeat, but you'll hear when you hear

1030
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: the show back. Donald's saying, there many, many, many glorious

1031
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: benefits of being married. Yea earlier in the broadcast, there

1032
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,879
Speaker 1: are quite a few benefits to being married. Um, all right,

1033
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,959
Speaker 1: so that's my basic idea, guys, is that I got nothing.

1034
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I would just call

1035
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: all your friends up and be like, hey, guys, we

1036
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: didn't invite you because of COVID. We love you all,

1037
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: and we hope to throw the biggest party when when

1038
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: it's when we can and you guys can all be

1039
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: invite you guys will all be invited to it. But

1040
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: we're married. It would be fun to get a FaceTime

1041
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: call from a friend randomly and just be like in

1042
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: the wedding dress and ship and be like, hey, guess what, like,

1043
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: oh my god, what even happened? Oh? Man? But I

1044
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: think I think you know, after like ten times, you

1045
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: get tired of that, So have a backup video for

1046
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: all the other friends. You know. I disagree with Donald

1047
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: Donals idea is boring. My idea. You can make it bespoke.

1048
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: You don't have to rent the boat. But I'm saying

1049
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 1: if I would laugh if you were my friends and

1050
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: Paul comes on and he's showing me or posts on

1051
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: social or whatever, and he's doing something that everyone does

1052
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: look at the view and we're stoked to be on

1053
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: this vacation. And then there's a funny, shocking reveal of

1054
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: Laura and a wedding dress. I would be like, oh shit,

1055
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: I would love that. That sounds like they like it too, Yeah,

1056
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: they don't like your boring Donald's ideas. What if you

1057
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: just call everyone? No, that's not why they fucking came

1058
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:24,439
Speaker 1: on the show. I'm just trying to save the money.

1059
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: You're trying to freaking break them before they They don't

1060
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: have to get a fucking yacht, bro, they can get

1061
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: a glorified dingy casey. What do you think of my idea?

1062
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: I a great boy. I love it all right, Well

1063
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: they can say, you guys can stay on because we're

1064
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: almost done with the show, right Donald, Yes, do you

1065
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: guys watch this episode? By the way, my hypocritical I mean,

1066
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: you're on your honeymoon, so you're not gonna watch the

1067
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: Scrubs episode. But we're doing my hypocritical oath and this

1068
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: is the one where j D falls. JD gets jungle

1069
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: fever big time in this episode. Are you still lowing

1070
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: to say jungle fever? I can say, Joel, am I

1071
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: allowed to say done. It doesn't feel right coming out

1072
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: of my lips. In it doesn't feel right. Stay away

1073
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: from it. It's a messy terms, it's messy. Okay, I

1074
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: can say that Donald can, he says he can. I'm

1075
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: not going to. But this was an episode where I

1076
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: have a fever of the sort that Donald mentioned, of

1077
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: the variety of the aforementioned variety, right, and then uh

1078
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: and and not only you're the worst wing man ever

1079
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: in You come in and you get geeked out that

1080
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 1: he played for Seton Hall, which is my hometown by

1081
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: the way, South Orange. And then you you walk out

1082
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: because you want to talk about Seton Hall. Yeah, Seton Hall.

1083
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: At one point, Seton Hall was a big, big, big,

1084
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: big deal, dude. It was when I was in high

1085
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: school and all of a sudden, Seaton Hall became like

1086
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: the team. Yeah, a few, quite a few players come

1087
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: out of Seaton Hall. No, but I mean like they

1088
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: were always in the uh what do you call it?

1089
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: That they were always in the top, they were always

1090
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: in the tournament, right, But but one year they all

1091
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: of a sudden, we're like winning in shock because it

1092
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: was our local little school. Yeah, it's amazing. Um um.

1093
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: So he has gonna Ria. I didn't know gonna Ria

1094
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 1: made your niece swell up. It must it must be

1095
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: a side effect because we mentioned I thought it was

1096
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 1: like is like, I mean, this dude is like a

1097
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 1: man who are gross because it's kind of hard to

1098
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: get gunna rea. I think in twenty twenty one, isn't it.

1099
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. This wasn't twenty twenty one. Sorry, wow,

1100
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 1: whatever it is two thousand and five, I still like,

1101
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't think Gunnaia is like growing on trees. He was.

1102
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: He was having a dirty sex. He was, he was.

1103
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: He was putting his peep in dirtiness. There you go,

1104
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: there we go. That's that's that's you guys don't have

1105
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: to face that problem anymore because you're married. But um

1106
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: a single man. But that's it was really interesting though.

1107
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: He would was willing to be with this girl and

1108
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 1: lie to the girl that he wasn't sleeping with, that

1109
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: he was just dating and not really dating honorably. He

1110
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: wanted to keep that going so he could have his moment,

1111
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: his one moment, and didn't say piece out to her

1112
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: pretty much. Oh I know why, I laughed, Donald, you

1113
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: come in the room, Turk comes in the room, and

1114
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: he goes and he's trying to be the best wing

1115
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: man ever, and he goes, Hey, the soup kitchen you

1116
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: volunteer at called uh and then yeah, and then you

1117
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: get all obsessed with Seaton Hall and then all you

1118
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: want to talk about Seton Hall. And I'm like, but

1119
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 1: did the did the soup kitchen where I volunteer have

1120
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: any messages for me? Yeah? Yeah, they got that soup going. No,

1121
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: you were like, you know what, You're like, they're out

1122
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: of brass anyway, Seton Hall. That's why you say you're

1123
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: the worst wing man ever. In real life, I'm not

1124
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: the worst one. By the way, we stole the Beverly

1125
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: Hills cop joke because I go, we need to solve

1126
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: this or things might stop. I'd start falling off of you. Um,

1127
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: but that's taken right from Beverly Hills Corp. Remember when

1128
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: he goes take to tell that Raman, the fella that

1129
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 1: he met at the clinic, tell him that I have

1130
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: a purpose, simple ten ten, And I think he needs

1131
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: to get himself checked out before the thing stops falling

1132
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: off to the man, I think you should tell him yourself,

1133
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: you know, I think that would best tell Victor that

1134
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: Ramon ram the fella that he met at the clinic,

1135
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: you know that with him. I just want to know

1136
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: if Eddie had that locked and loaded or if he

1137
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: just did it on the day. But that ship was

1138
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: hilarious because he walked in and the guy looks at him, sting,

1139
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: I help you, and he's sitting there like that, and

1140
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: then he burned up into And it's right after he

1141
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 1: pulls up his car to the valet and he goes,

1142
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 1: can you put this car in a good spot because

1143
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 1: all this shit happened last time I parked here. Because

1144
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: he's trying to that beat up car. Oh sorry, anyway, anyway,

1145
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: he stole the joke. He's stile the joke from them.

1146
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: You know, I think that would be bed Um. All right,

1147
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 1: So the janitor has this whole thing with well it's

1148
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 1: a half kitten, half monkey that he's right, he's petting

1149
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: an invisible animal, and coxes, what are you petting? It's Leonard,

1150
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: He's half kitten, half monkey. Neil had some crazy improbms

1151
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: in this episode. Yes here I wrote some of them down.

1152
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: He goes um because because he Cox ruins um success

1153
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: for him, and the ending of that and then and

1154
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: then so he's worried he's gonna get back at him

1155
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: racing or ruining the score of the basketball game. So

1156
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 1: then Janner's like, um, I want you to do surgery

1157
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: on me so I can breathe underwater. It's like no, no,

1158
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: He's like, I want a shark that can read minds. No,

1159
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: It's like no, I want to trade lives for a year.

1160
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: He's like no, no, Uh, these are all improps. Yeah,

1161
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: it had to be able, you know, I mean, God

1162
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: knows what Neil what else Neil said that got cut out,

1163
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: but it was just riffing random shit. Um JD goes

1164
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: to a place in his mind called planet Glorianac seven

1165
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 1: that has no hippocratic oath. And how does and how

1166
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: does Elliot know about the said planet. I'm sure that

1167
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 1: he has mentioned, maybe during some of their love making,

1168
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 1: planet Gloria seven. And she recognized the look right away,

1169
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: like are you at Gloria seven? Yeah, well she's you know,

1170
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: we've been quite intimate, so she recognizes when I'm you know,

1171
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: daydreaming I'm on a non existent planet. Maybe we even

1172
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: role played, like let's pretend we're on Gloriac seven and

1173
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: you're like an alien being. We know, we know Elliot's

1174
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: down all always down for role play. How about yes

1175
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: she is? Remember when I was the Mexican apple thief? Yes?

1176
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,919
Speaker 1: How about Bill dis thing Sarah's hair? Bye bye? Bill

1177
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 1: loves to take swipes of people, but put it in

1178
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: the script when he says that Sarah looks like John

1179
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: Denver I lugged up? He says, yes, what is it?

1180
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 1: Someone says to her? Is it Kelso or Cox? Someone

1181
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 1: says that you got a John Denver air cut? That's

1182
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 1: that's uh, that's Kelso. That says that to her after

1183
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: she's after he's given her a compliment by calling her

1184
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: his colleague, and it means a lot to her, right right,

1185
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 1: she gets stoked. But uh, you know, we learned that

1186
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 1: Kelso hates his colleagues, and then we learned that Kelso

1187
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 1: also hates the hospital once he finds out that Turk's

1188
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: going home to have sex, Yes with all the coats, Yes, Like,

1189
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: what in the hell are you doing? I'm going to

1190
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: have sex? Why does it? I hate this play? All right,

1191
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: you're so funny and you're like sitting there bopping up

1192
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 1: and down because you're can't wait now wouldn't Turk know

1193
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 1: what Carlo's coat looks like. He just brings them all.

1194
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 1: He's just trying to get out the hospital. Yeah, he's like,

1195
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 1: you just pick one and we go. Let's go. Yeah.

1196
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: I imagine Turk just throws all the other codes on

1197
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: the ground. The minute she says that's mine, he's like

1198
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: that wasn't been funny. They should have showed that, like,

1199
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 1: that's your coat, all right, throw these for the ICU ready,

1200
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:33,479
Speaker 1: um and then um so Kylie comes back and she's

1201
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 1: it's been revealed that her her boyfriend is now her

1202
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. And then we have a sort of flirty

1203
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:43,400
Speaker 1: vibe and then Craig Zisk, the director, does this cool

1204
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: thing where the doors close and then the heart of

1205
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: Sacred Heart is right around us. That was that was

1206
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: that was really cool. Actually clever, good work, Craig, very

1207
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:54,320
Speaker 1: very very clever. Um. So it was a good episode.

1208
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 1: The woman who's upset that I sometimes this episodes. This

1209
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 1: was a good one this time. Yes. May the fourth,

1210
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: by the way, is when Joelle and Donald's Star Wars

1211
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 1: podcast debuts. How many episodes will be dropping on May

1212
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,479
Speaker 1: fourth one? Okay, it's gonna be like a weekly thing. Yes,

1213
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 1: well that's very exciting. May the Fourth um, you'll you'll

1214
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 1: you know you remember because May the Fourth be with you.

1215
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: It's Star Wars Day. By the way, I sent you,

1216
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: guys a bunch of funny TikTok things in the chat.

1217
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 1: None of you respond respond didn't Yeah I did. I

1218
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,400
Speaker 1: could show it to you right now. I had a

1219
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 1: little bit of jazz cabbage last night, and I'm sitting

1220
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: there watching these funny TikTok videos and I sent him

1221
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: to the group chat. No one replies, I did. It

1222
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: hurts my feelings, guys, I did. I'm sorry we responded

1223
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: to the dope documentary. I'm not on TikTok and I

1224
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 1: was not prepaid. Well you, even if you're on not

1225
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 1: on TikTok, you can click on a TikTok link and

1226
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 1: go ah, that is funny, zacht llol, heart and emoji.

1227
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: I just send you the mole without watching. I don't know.

1228
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: I didn't understand this one, So that one's hilarious. The

1229
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: guy's going he's talking about how the soundtrack, the Phil

1230
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 1: Collins score to that Disney movie, which one was Yeah.

1231
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 1: He says like he's like, did Phil Collins know that

1232
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 1: He did not have to bring it like this. He's like,

1233
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: did no one tell Phil Collins this is a movie

1234
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: about a child raised by apes? No, he did not

1235
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: have to go this. Hardie Collins was coming out of

1236
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: the womb and then you will Be in My Heart

1237
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 1: just burst forth out of Phil Collins and it was amazing.

1238
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: And I have never seen that movie. But the guy

1239
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: was going crazy about how that soundtrack is amazing, and

1240
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 1: he's like, did no one tell Phil Collins soundtrack? I

1241
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 1: know that I know the big hit, but I don't

1242
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 1: know you be in my heart? You need to hear

1243
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 1: the whole. It is a percussive masterpiece. Had a whole

1244
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: Broadway musical. Oh my god, art. I think I'm gonna

1245
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: have to replace do Elipa with Phil Common. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something right now. That do Elipa

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Speaker 1: song is still bopping me, dude. Although I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: judge you and you with somebody else as long as

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Speaker 1: you swear you won't get pissed when I do it myself,

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Speaker 1: let in it like we should and say we're good.

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Speaker 1: I'm so tired. I'm sorry. Yeah, but I just don't

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Speaker 1: like no offense to do it, do it? I love you.

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Speaker 1: I just not that you listen to the podcast, but

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Speaker 1: I don't really love the lyric We're no good together,

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Speaker 1: like sleeping in cocaine. I feel like you could have

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Speaker 1: found it better. Similarly, it's we're not meant to be

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Speaker 1: like sleeping. We're not meant to be like sleeping in cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Like that's like, okay, first passy. I was pitching, pitching

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Speaker 1: wedding eyed video ideas, but I'm gonna say, okay, let's

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Speaker 1: just throw some ideas out there. I feel like idea

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Speaker 1: one on the whiteboard was like, okay, sleeping in cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Those don't go well together. Let's okay. Anybody have any

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Speaker 1: other ideas? And everyone was like, no, do it. Whatever

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Speaker 1: you think is great, And they were like, okay, send

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Speaker 1: the song I'm sleeping in we gain well. I will

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Speaker 1: say this. I will say this. That song is banging.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. I love that song. If you love girl pop,

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Speaker 1: that song is fire talented. Yeah, all right, we should

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Speaker 1: probably in this. We're gonna go. We love you all, Um,

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Speaker 1: what are our goodbye messages? Joel? You can still watch

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Speaker 1: the live show if you want. Up until Friday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the link is in the show notes. Whatever. Please stop

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Speaker 1: asking us about when the show Family Field is gonna

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Speaker 1: air summer. We don't have an exac date. We don't.

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Speaker 1: I promise we're gonna let you know about a NonStop

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Speaker 1: you'll know forever and ever. Scrubs, iHeart. If you want

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Speaker 1: to ask questions, comments, whatever, hit us up. That's about it.

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Speaker 1: And Donald, do you start tomorrow. I've got a lot

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Speaker 1: of work to do tomorrow. Yeah, I'm gonna shooting tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: You just know I don't shoot till next week. All right,

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Speaker 1: We'll tell me to break a leg. Break a leg, Zach,

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Speaker 1: go get it, make it happy. You know what I

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Speaker 1: just over on the internet, and I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's even true. You guys, can you listeners can google

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Speaker 1: when we hang up. But that the expression break a

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Speaker 1: leg comes from if when someone's auditioning, if they break

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Speaker 1: a leg, they'll be put into a cast. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: want it to be true. I don't care if it's

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Speaker 1: real or not. I want it to be Sue, is

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Speaker 1: that not mind blowing. I've been an actor since I

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Speaker 1: was twelve years old. I never heard that. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's true. For all, I know it's a lie,

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Speaker 1: but I love it. And on that note, six seven,

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Speaker 1: eight stories about Shure we made about a bunch of

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Speaker 1: doctor nurses and can I said, he's a stories never

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Speaker 1: should know. So Gatto around you here, are Gato around

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Speaker 1: you here. M hmm.