Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here I am. It's
Speaker 1: a Nicki Glazer podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer. Welcome to a
Speaker 1: very special episode of Nicki Glazer Podcast. This is an
Speaker 1: all fan trax episode. If you don't know what fan
Speaker 1: trax is. And Andrews here, Yeah, I'm doing so early.
Speaker 1: I was we were like going to talk about like
Speaker 1: my butthole dying or something sad. Yeah, like your it's
Speaker 1: your final day on the show. You know it was
Speaker 1: a great run. Thank you so much. You're just here.
Speaker 1: We're doing a special episode, um, all because we have
Speaker 1: just so many messages and letters and things from our
Speaker 1: fans that we just can't get to them once a
Speaker 1: week and are you know usually weekly segments, so we're
Speaker 1: doing them all today, Um, as many as we can
Speaker 1: get through in a shorter version of the podcast. But listen,
Speaker 1: we give you four to is a week, so don't
Speaker 1: be sad that it's shorter. Back off, listen to it
Speaker 1: on slow speed and it will be as long as
Speaker 1: the other ones or just my regular speed. Um, Andrew,
Speaker 1: what's that shirt you're wearing underneath? I like the pink font.
Speaker 1: Mom's uh, it's the Deli here in St. Louis. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: it's called Mom's delis established in Yeah, you never had
Speaker 1: a your dad knew what it was. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: like sandwiches that much, but back in the day, back
Speaker 1: in the day, I think I just went to quiz Nos.
Speaker 1: You know. Is there anything on the back of the shirt? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I love the pink off the black, pink and black,
Speaker 1: I mean don't love it. Um, Okay, so let's just
Speaker 1: get to it. We tell our fans what fans t rexes,
Speaker 1: so fan traxes, videos, letters, emails, uh, sending a crow
Speaker 1: to drop, um, a tampon for you, written letters given
Speaker 1: to us during meet and greets. Um, it could be
Speaker 1: anything anything from our fans. We want to hear from you.
Speaker 1: We love hearing from you, and we're going to comment
Speaker 1: on what you say to us. So no, uh, kick
Speaker 1: us off. Fuck? Yeah, yeah, you're just scared. Luigi, Well
Speaker 1: he should be scared because it's fuss all right, let's
Speaker 1: get into it. First up, First up, First up is Brianna, Hey, Nikki,
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah, My name is Brianna. H Nikki. You've
Speaker 1: asked your listeners if they enjoy the fan trackx segment
Speaker 1: as much as you do, and I just wanted to
Speaker 1: let you know the answer is yes. Absolutely. There's something
Speaker 1: to be said about people just calling in and letting
Speaker 1: you know how loves you are. It warms me up
Speaker 1: inside for some reason. But I just thought I need
Speaker 1: to let you know personally that you are so cool
Speaker 1: and I look up to you so much. My best
Speaker 1: friend and I have been listening to you since day one,
Speaker 1: and we unpacked nearly every episode together. You don't always
Speaker 1: agree with you, Nick, but we love you anyways. I
Speaker 1: cannot wait to see you in l A in November.
Speaker 1: Don't because of you, by oh my god. Like a
Speaker 1: true friend, you don't always agree with me. I don't
Speaker 1: like part of that made me go They sometimes get
Speaker 1: together and go, God, she's so wrong and stupid. The
Speaker 1: thing is, I say that about my best friends too
Speaker 1: sometimes listen it happens. I love that, Brianna. The fact
Speaker 1: that you look up to me makes me think you're
Speaker 1: younger than me. That's true or true, maybe shorter, maybe both,
Speaker 1: um and thank you. That means so much to me.
Speaker 1: I I just so, I'm always like, how do people
Speaker 1: even discover me? And then how do they? And I
Speaker 1: love that. I love listening to something that my friends
Speaker 1: and I can unpack. I mean, that's why I get
Speaker 1: involved in the Bachelor, Bachelor at all those things. It's
Speaker 1: just so fun and for me to put out something,
Speaker 1: for us, to put out something into the world that
Speaker 1: people get together and talk about, it's so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: It is cool. It is weird sometimes to think like
Speaker 1: I try not to think like that because sometimes I
Speaker 1: guess you could have fact what you say or how
Speaker 1: you act. It doesn't for me because I'm I can't
Speaker 1: act smart. But I always have in the back of
Speaker 1: my mind that, you know, I always trying to consider
Speaker 1: someone going that was really late what you just said,
Speaker 1: because it's usually me thinking that. But I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I try to think of Brianna and her
Speaker 1: friend now. I picture them for some reason in Koreatown
Speaker 1: because that's where I lived when I was in my
Speaker 1: early twenties, and and I picture them like walking around,
Speaker 1: even though it's not that safe to walk in creatown.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I guess at night, I don't go discuss my
Speaker 1: podcast walking around at night, but I picture them like
Speaker 1: getting together, picture them at Starbucks. That's the only place
Speaker 1: that I ever talked to sit down and talk to
Speaker 1: people for a walk. Yeah, I wonder what they say,
Speaker 1: Like I wonder how much you could really dissect. I
Speaker 1: guess a lot. You don't listen to the first half,
Speaker 1: first part probably of the show. I get into a
Speaker 1: lot of weird places, and I'm sure, I mean, I
Speaker 1: could listen back on those and disagree with myself. Like
Speaker 1: that's the thing I always say. I have more in
Speaker 1: common with people who disagree with me than and don't
Speaker 1: like me than those who do. But not anymore I have.
Speaker 1: I have better self esteem and I can accept that
Speaker 1: I'm not that I sometimes am wrong. It is interesting
Speaker 1: whatever you talk about the beginning, I come on without consent,
Speaker 1: like I you could literally, like it's not the right word.
Speaker 1: Are without consent, like I don't consent completely because I
Speaker 1: don't know what you said. Well, okay, that's different than
Speaker 1: saying you come on without you You come on uh
Speaker 1: seemingly as like your your attendance to the show would
Speaker 1: mean that you are in line with all of my
Speaker 1: You should have a disclaimer that says, um, I do
Speaker 1: not any of the views expressed during the first fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes of the show or twenty minutes. Sometimes especially if
Speaker 1: it's twenty minutes. No, I have a it's funny. I
Speaker 1: get a vibe. I can feel it from my room.
Speaker 1: There's an energy. There's a long like when Noah writes
Speaker 1: five minutes and then right, sorry, five minutes from now.
Speaker 1: Four minutes. No, okay, it's gonna be probably three more minutes.
Speaker 1: I go, No, I can really, but sometimes I mean
Speaker 1: it's good. Yeahs, I really find the my flow towards
Speaker 1: the end, I mean, my biggest fear as everyone goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I skipped the first part, so um,
Speaker 1: don't write in and tell us like a man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like everyone used to say, there should be an MP.
Speaker 1: That just the first part of But I always like
Speaker 1: to the first part of Mark Marin show more than
Speaker 1: the interview. I like hearing where his because you go
Speaker 1: to weird places when you are alone. It's almost like, um,
Speaker 1: the same as like the thing in jail where they
Speaker 1: put you alone with yourself. Yeah. Yeah, you just you
Speaker 1: start I kind of start tripping out. Dude, you talked
Speaker 1: to Noah like she's uh like the wall yeah, like
Speaker 1: a guy, like a like a poster on my wall,
Speaker 1: like um redemption, Yeah, where you're cutting a hole in
Speaker 1: the back where you stopped after four inches because you're like,
Speaker 1: my hand hurts. It would be funny I get shot
Speaker 1: before I even I would even consider it. I would
Speaker 1: just feel it would feel so guilty being in jail.
Speaker 1: I feel like I belong there. I wouldn't be one
Speaker 1: of those people that's like I need to get out
Speaker 1: unless I was really innocent. I would try to do
Speaker 1: it the legal way, which is like, you know, appeal
Speaker 1: to Kim Kardashian. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: breaking out like trying to swim through Alcatraz, like we
Speaker 1: gotta swim this way. Sharks are sleeping at night and
Speaker 1: we yeah, we gotta get so much braver than I
Speaker 1: could ever be. It's it's ridiculous. Let's go to the
Speaker 1: next fan th Rex. All right. I just want to say, Andrew,
Speaker 1: the countdown that I send you is for like efficiency,
Speaker 1: not for anything else. It's just so that you don't
Speaker 1: start doing something else. Yeah. No, I love the countdown.
Speaker 1: In Yeah, I get the countdown. I go minute left,
Speaker 1: and I was I was like, I was pooping and
Speaker 1: then she goes, no, she's ready now, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I thought I had a minute. I can't believe how
Speaker 1: long it takes you to poops in and out. Boy,
Speaker 1: probably too quick, and that's probably why I go multiple times.
Speaker 1: I don't get it all out right right right. Maybe
Speaker 1: I have afraid fear of my butt hurting, so I
Speaker 1: cut her off. I don't call her her. She's a girl. Okay,
Speaker 1: Sorry to whoever is up next on our AX for that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it happens to be Anonymous, but oh, I know him
Speaker 1: a reference to an old story. I literally used to
Speaker 1: think that any quote that was by an I thought
Speaker 1: it was a Greek poet named Ann. You know some
Speaker 1: I thought it was the guy from Cereal add non Okay,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, let's hear from Anan, Hey, Nikky, Andrew and Noah.
Speaker 1: I have an anesthesia story, two different experiences where my
Speaker 1: husband um. One time when he woke up from getting
Speaker 1: an endoscopy, he was really agitated and he kept calling
Speaker 1: the nurses bitches uh. And he was just in like
Speaker 1: a curtained off room where there were like seven other
Speaker 1: patients in there and all the nurses were walking around.
Speaker 1: So I know that they hurt him, but I think
Speaker 1: he was angry because they had a hard time getting
Speaker 1: his ivan before surgery. Um, So he kept telling me
Speaker 1: after he came out that the bitches had to poke
Speaker 1: him several times to get his ivy. So that was um,
Speaker 1: highly embarrassing. And then one other time he had to
Speaker 1: get surgery on his a c L. Um, he had
Speaker 1: to get his A c l replaced, And when he
Speaker 1: was waking up, Um, he said that he was having
Speaker 1: phantom pains. And uh, you know, phantom pains are the
Speaker 1: pains that an amputee feels where they can still feel
Speaker 1: like they feel the limb that got amputated. And he
Speaker 1: said he could feel phantom pains, which was ridiculous because
Speaker 1: he didn't get his leg amputated, he just had a
Speaker 1: knee surgery. So I told him he was a dumbass.
Speaker 1: He because still there. So they're just a couple of
Speaker 1: funny stories. May love you, Thank you for those anonymous. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't know what phantom pain was phantom limb when
Speaker 1: she started describing it. I've heard of it before. It's
Speaker 1: so wild to feel like a lot of times they
Speaker 1: feel like their hand is being put in like a
Speaker 1: meat grinder and there's no hand there, and it's just
Speaker 1: the brain nerves shooting off like you still have an
Speaker 1: arm fun and you know how they eliminate it sometimes
Speaker 1: as they give you um. There's some kind of system
Speaker 1: developed where there's a mirror where they have you look
Speaker 1: into something that you can find. You can see a
Speaker 1: hand by moving your left hand, it looks like your
Speaker 1: right hand. So suddenly you can feel your hand and
Speaker 1: see that it's not being put in a meat grinder,
Speaker 1: and so you can visualize what your right hand would
Speaker 1: look like if it were there, and then your brain
Speaker 1: you can go, Okay, let go of the pain. It's
Speaker 1: so fucked, But maybe maybe I'll do with my foreskin.
Speaker 1: Do you think calling a bit that would be so
Speaker 1: me if you had a phantom foreskin. Sorry, that's so
Speaker 1: funny that you're talking about that, because me and all
Speaker 1: my friends are on a group chat talking about whether
Speaker 1: or not my friend's baby should be circumcised, and we're
Speaker 1: all like either pro or anti, and we're all talking
Speaker 1: about like why, and it's just a big, well, phantom
Speaker 1: foreskin pains a real thing. Maybe you should throw that
Speaker 1: doctor had to hold my little dick up to a
Speaker 1: mirror one a little um makeup mirror, yea, to make
Speaker 1: you feel like you had it and like, did you
Speaker 1: do you ever have phantom emotional pain from kids laughing
Speaker 1: and pointing at your eat dick? Yeah, especially when yeah,
Speaker 1: a c l s though you get a cadaver. Kids
Speaker 1: will make kids will make fun of That's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's a true thing though kids, I know, but that's cultural.
Speaker 1: Kids make fun of you. They're gonna make fun of
Speaker 1: your dick, no matter what if it's not it sticks out.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I grew up. I'm telling you if
Speaker 1: I told my friend, you know, I'm I'm for whatever
Speaker 1: wants to do. No, I'm actually like I'm either. But
Speaker 1: what I what I think is that if you raise
Speaker 1: someone to be with enough self esteem, which I think
Speaker 1: my friend will, they'll be able to tolerate the bullying
Speaker 1: and be able to deal with it more than you know,
Speaker 1: parents who back in the eighties, whenever we have these
Speaker 1: stories of my friend was tortured for his you know
Speaker 1: it's been his nineties, there wasn't like this open discourse
Speaker 1: of like loving yourself. And I think that now kids
Speaker 1: are growing up liking themselves more and being okay with
Speaker 1: being different. And I think that my friend can do
Speaker 1: make her son so it's he's not someone who's deeply
Speaker 1: insecure about that. But I also whatever whatever she wants
Speaker 1: to do, well if you're a kid with foreskin out
Speaker 1: there right into us, and I would love to hear
Speaker 1: from people with foreskin and like the how horrible it's been,
Speaker 1: or like or women who have seen it and they're like,
Speaker 1: I would never dated. I think we talked about this
Speaker 1: and people are very uh oh, It's it's like it's
Speaker 1: like I ever realized how polarizing it was. It's like
Speaker 1: a crazy that is people don't you'll understand with infections
Speaker 1: and then like and then the other side. It's literally
Speaker 1: like infection is an excuse that men do. It's like
Speaker 1: saying a deviated septim for a nose job. You just
Speaker 1: want to know his job. I had a friend in
Speaker 1: his like mid thirties he had to get a circumcision
Speaker 1: because of infection. So it is real, touche touche. And
Speaker 1: she divided, why do we have why do they have
Speaker 1: this force can? Why is the force can exist? But
Speaker 1: why why is there? Why is there a a gall bladder,
Speaker 1: a pancreat Why are their tonsils? I don't know, is
Speaker 1: it a thing that um Eventually they're not needed. We
Speaker 1: grew out of it. But what did we need a
Speaker 1: force can for to protect our dicks from infection? I
Speaker 1: guess but the day back in as cave, people like
Speaker 1: before close, that was a way of fighters and stuff
Speaker 1: could connecting it. Yeah, yeah, protection. But that's also so
Speaker 1: why don't I take off my cliptoral hood? Why? Why
Speaker 1: am I? Why are women's notes not being so infected
Speaker 1: by because they lift up the You just wash enough
Speaker 1: so that you get in there, just like sensitive, Just
Speaker 1: wash more because vagina more disease, vaginas get more yeast
Speaker 1: infections and stuff like that than penises. Right, So I
Speaker 1: guess we should just start clipping off clatoral hoods. I
Speaker 1: would just say that if if michael oral hood didn't exist,
Speaker 1: I would be it would decrease my sensitivity because I
Speaker 1: would always be having something pushing on my clip right now,
Speaker 1: That's another argument people have that that guys say that
Speaker 1: when they're not So, I'm not a doctor, I don't
Speaker 1: know anything. But back to your husband calling the girls bitches.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to sor no, I was going to
Speaker 1: say that some women cut their their their clips pierced
Speaker 1: because they want that cons Yeah, that would seem like
Speaker 1: a lot. Is it there clip piers or their clid
Speaker 1: hood piers? To be honest, yeah, yeah, I would get
Speaker 1: mine piers. I think that's kind of cool. I thought
Speaker 1: it was actually the clip and you're right, it is
Speaker 1: the clatoral hood that women are getting pierced. It's it's
Speaker 1: a misnomer to say clip pierced, but it's the hood
Speaker 1: because it's getting your clip piers would be so fucking excruciating.
Speaker 1: Why did that her mind? Clip? I don't even have one.
Speaker 1: You do what your penis? Yeah, I guess it did
Speaker 1: if I felt in the top of my cock um.
Speaker 1: But if your penis could be larger because it had
Speaker 1: a foreskin, would you kind of want it? No, not
Speaker 1: unless it was like considerably larger. But I think just
Speaker 1: looking at it where it would look like you'd have
Speaker 1: more length because it's like the tip of a high heel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think it would. It's just because it's like
Speaker 1: fake to me, because it's coming back, got it. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's it's like it's like wearing uh Timberland's White
Speaker 1: World gives you more height? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. But also,
Speaker 1: penis pumps are allusions to hey that was only four times,
Speaker 1: all right, But back to being called bitches? Do you
Speaker 1: think anger issues? Right? That's my question is we get
Speaker 1: mad at people when they're hammered, when they say things
Speaker 1: when you're drunk. You tell the truth when you come
Speaker 1: out of colin Oscary. No, but that's my question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that when truth, I think that it
Speaker 1: can obviously lessen your um the voice in your head
Speaker 1: that says, don't say this, but I think it. I've
Speaker 1: done things when I'm drunk and said things that absolutely
Speaker 1: we're not true, and I did not believe them, and
Speaker 1: I treated people in ways that were you know, maybe
Speaker 1: anger from something else makes its way and then I
Speaker 1: shoot anger at someone that does not deserve it. But
Speaker 1: that's not what I want to be. That's not a
Speaker 1: representation of how I really feel about that person. It's like,
Speaker 1: so I think that the end of stuff, he might
Speaker 1: have some anger and he might really be wanting to
Speaker 1: call women bitches in some part of his life, which,
Speaker 1: let me just say, everyone does. He's not alone. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make your anonymous husband a bad person. You know,
Speaker 1: there are things I think we all think and want
Speaker 1: to say sometimes that we can't um how do you
Speaker 1: feel about parents filming their kids after getting wisdom teeth out?
Speaker 1: And they like funny, but but what about if you're
Speaker 1: that kid? And I'm sure most people will laugh about
Speaker 1: kid needs to consent to it, And I know you're like,
Speaker 1: well why does how would a kid know what he
Speaker 1: wants out there? If it's cute and harmless, like who cares?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. There's cameras following me around for
Speaker 1: something right now, and some people are like, what if
Speaker 1: I have kids someday and they catch me like saying
Speaker 1: this dirty thing or something like what if I what
Speaker 1: if somehow And it's like, um, you like you're it'll
Speaker 1: be okay, like you didn't murder anyone on camera, Like
Speaker 1: you saying that you maybe you know tasted come before
Speaker 1: isn't going to make your kid go jump off a bridge,
Speaker 1: or like it'll be okay for every person. It's like
Speaker 1: why would you look? Let your not say homophobic stuff
Speaker 1: or racist stuff, but like they say, like pretty funked
Speaker 1: up stuff when they come out. You know, yeah, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't put my kids saying no. But my point being
Speaker 1: is like parents will go, some people will go, how
Speaker 1: could you do that to your kid, and it's like
Speaker 1: I saw this other video on TikTok of a kid
Speaker 1: who had dad put his kid on like a like
Speaker 1: a four wheeler when he was like maybe six, and
Speaker 1: the kid fucking eight ship off this four wheeler and
Speaker 1: it's again it's polarized, and half the people are like,
Speaker 1: he's going to toughen open be the best four wheel
Speaker 1: rider ever about the age of nine. And then the
Speaker 1: other people are like, how could you be so irresponsible?
Speaker 1: Place just mind your own like that kid is. If
Speaker 1: that's what's happening on camera to that kid, you can
Speaker 1: only imagine the trust like it's probably on a unicycle
Speaker 1: off camera. I don't know if people get so upset
Speaker 1: about stuff that isn't any of their business, but I
Speaker 1: guess I do. I do too. I'm always just like,
Speaker 1: why do you have a fucking designer dog? You piece
Speaker 1: of ship? Like bye? And then I go, wait, why
Speaker 1: am I mad at this animal? Like I don't like
Speaker 1: designer dogs. I like, actively don't like those dogs, but
Speaker 1: at the same time, I won't kill an aunt, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do I hate these designer dogs? And
Speaker 1: like literally don't like the dog. It's like I'll have
Speaker 1: but I don't. But that's not true. Of course, I
Speaker 1: love all animals. If I saw the dog at a shelter,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, but the fact that the what
Speaker 1: happened to get that, for that dog to exist is
Speaker 1: such a disdisgusting thing I think, and like, just so
Speaker 1: stupid and empty and domb and wasteful of other animals
Speaker 1: that need homes that I just hate that dog. And
Speaker 1: it's not about that dog, it's about what I mean. Obviously,
Speaker 1: you could get to love you get from a month
Speaker 1: that you get from a pure bred animal. But what
Speaker 1: if someone argues like, this was my dream dog growing up?
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up, but I wanted this dog because
Speaker 1: I like the way they look and it was my
Speaker 1: dream dog. You don't get everything you want in life.
Speaker 1: If if you having your dream dog leads to you
Speaker 1: not getting a dog at a rescue that's going to
Speaker 1: be euthanized, and I know you're like, but that dog
Speaker 1: could have did that elementally, then give it back. Okay,
Speaker 1: try just try to do something that you don't get
Speaker 1: to do everything you want. And I know I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a lot of enemies from this. If you have
Speaker 1: a designer dog, I don't. It's not I'm still be
Speaker 1: your friend. I get it. They're fucking cute as fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're that cute, but I know some
Speaker 1: people just really like the look of a dog that
Speaker 1: has like a gray smoshy face where they can't breathe,
Speaker 1: and like gray eyes that look through your soul. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean I just lost so many We're gonna get
Speaker 1: so many thumbs down on this YouTube video, but I
Speaker 1: just don't know what to say. There are a lot
Speaker 1: of things I do that are supporting bad businesses too,
Speaker 1: so I'm a hypocrite for sure. Let's go to a break.
Speaker 1: Let's go to a quick break, and then we'll come
Speaker 1: back with more. Honestly, think we could do these fan
Speaker 1: tax me and you forever for probably twelve hours, and
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I think we could literally do
Speaker 1: like we could. We should do a marathon. Maybe not today, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got stuff to do. We'll take a quick break
Speaker 1: and get some more, but not too much more. Alright,
Speaker 1: we're back, Let's get to more. Okay. This one comes
Speaker 1: from Kira, Kira, Hi, Nikki, Noah, and Andrew. I hope
Speaker 1: you guys are having all the swells. I love the
Speaker 1: pod listen all the time. So it's the very beginning. UM,
Speaker 1: We're having a great week so far. I'm just calling
Speaker 1: to say, UM, I suffer from panic attacks and whenever
Speaker 1: I get them, my teeth like chatter really fast, almost
Speaker 1: like I was shivering. But I'm not cool with my
Speaker 1: teeth just chatter. I don't know why they do that. UM,
Speaker 1: but I was having one last week and my teeth
Speaker 1: teeth were chattering really badly, and I remembered how you
Speaker 1: say your skeleton is always laughing, and I just pictured that, like,
Speaker 1: when my teeth were chattering so fast, it looked like
Speaker 1: my skeleton was laughing at like a really funny joke,
Speaker 1: and it helped me calm down. UM. So I don't
Speaker 1: know if anybody else suffers from that, UM, but that
Speaker 1: like it actually helped me so much when I was
Speaker 1: having a panic attack, so maybe it can help someone else.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for being such a light. UM. You're
Speaker 1: not coming to my city on tour this tour, UM,
Speaker 1: but I know that I'll be able to see you
Speaker 1: in person one day, so I can't wait. I love you,
Speaker 1: Thank you, I love you, Kira. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: so nice. Do you relate to that when you have
Speaker 1: panic attacks, having something take you out of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know if that would take me
Speaker 1: out of it. I was thinking about I was like,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. But then I would maybe think skeleton, think death.
Speaker 1: I think, uh, you know, my bones are inside my boy,
Speaker 1: I could lead me. Don't don't listen, don't don't listen
Speaker 1: to that. Just stick with it being funny and like
Speaker 1: it's worse. But yeah, I just yeah, I picture her
Speaker 1: teeth wound up on the table, this little a little feet.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I relate to that so much. Um
Speaker 1: me is going calm down, Why are you gulping? Why
Speaker 1: are you clear your throat? That helps? I think that's
Speaker 1: what lead to it. But I just really don't understand
Speaker 1: panic attacks. I want to understand them because they have
Speaker 1: symptoms where you don't even know. But if you're picking
Speaker 1: at your leg right, or if you're picking out your nails,
Speaker 1: you said sometimes you'll like looking to remember you told
Speaker 1: me one time you have like you have like episodes
Speaker 1: when you're alone where you I mean, that's a form
Speaker 1: of a panic attack. I would have hit myself. Well
Speaker 1: that is yeah, I mean, uh, yeah, you should probably
Speaker 1: have a panic room for your own fists. But um no,
Speaker 1: but like when you pick your leg and stuff, that's
Speaker 1: a form of a pan I think, and it's coming
Speaker 1: out in that way, but I don't. But I know
Speaker 1: that I'm I can trace immediately to what I'm stressed
Speaker 1: out about, and I know what I'm doing. Whereas I
Speaker 1: think some people describe panic attacks is like you know
Speaker 1: and Ted Lasso, for instance, like he's on the field
Speaker 1: and he's like involved in the game, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, his his his first sign of it
Speaker 1: as his hands going on. Whereas for me, when I
Speaker 1: go to pick my leg, my first sign is anxiety,
Speaker 1: and then I go to that to soothe. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have you have an ability not to go to death,
Speaker 1: which a lot of people that suffer panic attacks, that's
Speaker 1: where they first go. So let's say I'm having, you know,
Speaker 1: chess like heartburn, I go to heart attack where you
Speaker 1: would go. But does the symptoms start So the heartburn
Speaker 1: might be from indigestion, you're saying, and then it will
Speaker 1: spiral into death and then panic attack and then you're
Speaker 1: just panicking that you're dying like that, Like it's almost
Speaker 1: like you're drowning, and you can't get out of the
Speaker 1: pool unless you accept that you're drowning. So it's it's
Speaker 1: almost like you know, when you're swimming and they go
Speaker 1: go with the curt don't fight against it. That's exactly
Speaker 1: what you should do with a panic attack, which seems
Speaker 1: how do you do that? How do you go with
Speaker 1: a panic attack? Let's like talking about it. I mean,
Speaker 1: at first, you can like, luckily I have Zolov, thank
Speaker 1: you Jesus, you know, and yeah, and asked for Zenica
Speaker 1: and as for Zenica, and um, I'm trying to what.
Speaker 1: At first you can't do anything. You just have to
Speaker 1: the quicker you could accept and get your brain around
Speaker 1: that this is gonna pass and that it's just panic.
Speaker 1: The faster, oh go away. But you want to fight it,
Speaker 1: like you want to fight anything. You're like, fight or fight,
Speaker 1: I'll fight this off. I'm going to stay alive. Had moments, yeah,
Speaker 1: where the most recent one was when I was on
Speaker 1: that Reddit thread and reading like all the worst things
Speaker 1: about me that I feared about myself, and it was
Speaker 1: so like, I don't know how to describe it. It
Speaker 1: was like something of only maybe felt when I've been
Speaker 1: broken up with and it just or like, um, the
Speaker 1: worst thing imaginable is happening, and it feels like my
Speaker 1: worst fear, Like it feels like almost like a fantasy,
Speaker 1: like a bad dream. And medically or or with your body,
Speaker 1: it's just like in my it's in it's just like
Speaker 1: this like like just like like I don't know how
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to kill myself to to I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna get over the shame I feel right now. The
Speaker 1: only way that I will get over it, it's this
Speaker 1: sadness that like the thing that I fear more than
Speaker 1: anything in the world is happening, and all the things
Speaker 1: I do too, you know, for me in that moment,
Speaker 1: it was like everything I do to convince to say
Speaker 1: that's not like you're delusional if you think that people
Speaker 1: think you're not talented or that you're not or that
Speaker 1: you're obnoxious and you're dumb and you're you're not talented,
Speaker 1: and that you're lazy and all these things. When it
Speaker 1: finally was like in front of me in many posts
Speaker 1: of people that seemed eloquent and like used to be
Speaker 1: fans and then they're abandoning me, it felt like it's
Speaker 1: this nightmare is happening, and I cannot believe it felt
Speaker 1: like like I just there's it felt there's nothing I
Speaker 1: can do to soothe this. There's nothing except suicide. And
Speaker 1: there was like a there's just a feeling of like
Speaker 1: I have to do it. Fuck, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: kill myself because this is there's there's there's nothing anyone
Speaker 1: could say that will ever make me feel better about
Speaker 1: what I just read. Ever, I've seen it now, and
Speaker 1: in that moment, it's just like that's when I grab
Speaker 1: a scissors and I'm not saying that so that people go,
Speaker 1: I'm Nikki's trying to make us feel bad, so we
Speaker 1: don't ever say anything bad about Nikki because she's gonna
Speaker 1: threaten us with sell farm. I'm not saying that. Say
Speaker 1: what you want about me. I'm it's my job to
Speaker 1: protect myself and to have coping mechanisms that aren't cutting myself.
Speaker 1: But there's just something about it that's like that That's
Speaker 1: the only time I felt like truly like I'm gonna explode,
Speaker 1: like I'm just I'm just like like I'm I I
Speaker 1: want to just I want I want to just implode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's interesting that what we're afraid of death, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: can lead you to wanting death to get out of
Speaker 1: it already. I don't know. I'm not saying that's what
Speaker 1: you did, but I'm saying, like it's just an interesting thing, like, well,
Speaker 1: it's the only escape from being a bad person, and
Speaker 1: that that if people hate you and you're you're a
Speaker 1: bad person, and um, and now everyone knows it, and
Speaker 1: now you have confirmation of it, this thing you've always
Speaker 1: sneakily thought. But everyone, all the you know, experts you see,
Speaker 1: say no, that's a symptom of your depression. But then
Speaker 1: you go, no, actually it's true. I have some I
Speaker 1: could print out some pages of evidence that people people
Speaker 1: do think this about me. I'm not alone. I'm not delusional.
Speaker 1: Then it just becomes a death sentence of like you
Speaker 1: shouldn't exist, Like what, you're a selfish, bad person. You're
Speaker 1: not bringing any good to the world and not killing
Speaker 1: yourself to go. You hurt me, See how bad you
Speaker 1: hurt me. You're gonna suffer now because you're gon feel bad.
Speaker 1: I killed myself. It's I have to get rid of
Speaker 1: myself so I don't do any more harm to the world.
Speaker 1: Do you think that it's kind of like, let's say
Speaker 1: you do have moments of where you're not being your
Speaker 1: best self, right, do you think and then you read
Speaker 1: that people see the way that you saw, do you
Speaker 1: feel like sometimes you might and I think I might
Speaker 1: do this too. Is like I'll act in a certain
Speaker 1: way that I assume that either people think I am
Speaker 1: or what I think. I like, it's hard to explain,
Speaker 1: like sometimes you could be a bigger dick when people
Speaker 1: are just expect expect like, Okay, I'll be a dick.
Speaker 1: I am a dick, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: like I want I don't know what the psychoyeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the psychology. If you're going to call
Speaker 1: me whether when I'm trying not to be then I'll
Speaker 1: just be yeah that kind of thing. Yeah, like when
Speaker 1: I when I yeah, sorry, no sorry, I was going
Speaker 1: to say. I used to say that I have panic
Speaker 1: attacks until I had a therapy session and I really
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about it, and my therapist she's like,
Speaker 1: what is a panic attack? And as I started going,
Speaker 1: you know, trying to explain it, which is very difficult,
Speaker 1: I think what I realized is is that it's like
Speaker 1: I think it's a misnomer. I think it's like it's
Speaker 1: um like uh an um amalgamation of like all of
Speaker 1: the issues that I'm that are unresolved or low self
Speaker 1: esteem or you know, like I don't have confidence, I
Speaker 1: don't know how to handle this, and it's just like
Speaker 1: it comes all together into one. And I think that
Speaker 1: once I stopped giving it um any cloud by calling
Speaker 1: it a panic attack and making it something I was
Speaker 1: able to kind of like just like stop going through interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I get what you're saying by that, And
Speaker 1: the longer you get away from it, the more it
Speaker 1: doesn't even seem like you could possibly happen to you, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't give it a definition. I don't allow it
Speaker 1: to be a thing. That's what did with my brain,
Speaker 1: is that I what you're saying. Like when I started
Speaker 1: not having them, or started not having as much anxiety,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, like made me kind
Speaker 1: of like more interesting to have anxiety. Like I think
Speaker 1: there's something to like missing that feeling of like sadness
Speaker 1: or being scared or like because you kind of feel
Speaker 1: a little alive in the moment and you feel like
Speaker 1: there's something maybe maybe a little bit more interesting. You're
Speaker 1: more of a victim. You have an excuse sickness that
Speaker 1: gets you a little bit of attention or sympathy from people,
Speaker 1: Especially now that we are more aware of mental health
Speaker 1: and we we we we give more sympathy to people. Know,
Speaker 1: how did your um panic? What? What? What you were
Speaker 1: defining as panticas what do they look like for you?
Speaker 1: Mine was I would just start like just having like
Speaker 1: heavy breathing and when I would close my eyes, I
Speaker 1: would just see shadows. And the only thing that would
Speaker 1: help me get out of it is I'd have to
Speaker 1: go into like a small room or like under the covers,
Speaker 1: or into like a closet, Like I would sit in
Speaker 1: like a closet and then it would it would pass.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like did you feel like you were
Speaker 1: going to die where you did you feel like you
Speaker 1: were like gasping for air, like drowning kind of thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like that. I didn't have it. Those like
Speaker 1: suicidal thoughts are separate from that. I think that, you know,
Speaker 1: that's more like related to when I was, you know,
Speaker 1: going through a bad depression. But um, I think it's
Speaker 1: just like this overwhelming feeling of just the world just
Speaker 1: kind of closing in on you. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've I think, um, what I've experienced is just like
Speaker 1: not a panic attack, but I just even the just
Speaker 1: wanting and then the time like last year that I
Speaker 1: just like punched myself so many times, like just beat
Speaker 1: myself up, was just like that was I didn't want
Speaker 1: to kill myself. If that's the thing that I could do,
Speaker 1: that would like punish me for being such a bad person,
Speaker 1: And like that's retribution for all the people that hate you,
Speaker 1: and like you're you. You're gonna keep living in a
Speaker 1: with a sheltered life and keep getting money and keep
Speaker 1: you keep having a show you have. There's no but
Speaker 1: no punishment. You got to take it out on yourself
Speaker 1: to make things right. I guess the other day I
Speaker 1: went to UM one of my like music lessons, and
Speaker 1: I was headed over and I was just like, God,
Speaker 1: you need to fucking do something for someone else. All
Speaker 1: you do is talk about yourself all day. You have
Speaker 1: a thing happening where it's just all about you. Every
Speaker 1: fucking conversation you have is about you. You have people
Speaker 1: that all your friends are kind of like working for you.
Speaker 1: It's just like you. You you like what the fuck.
Speaker 1: And I was just like driving over there and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, God, please, like, let me help someone today,
Speaker 1: Like I want to do something totally that is not
Speaker 1: self serving, which in because that is the because I
Speaker 1: was also feeling really depressed and sad, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I know the remedy for this is doing something that
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with me, isn't it's the self
Speaker 1: care for me is helping someone else and like putting
Speaker 1: myself out there. And I was just like, police. But
Speaker 1: I was going to this thing that I was paying
Speaker 1: for an hour of this person's time to teach me
Speaker 1: a musical thing. And I got there and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, they were like, how are you feeling. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm good. We had see each other one a while
Speaker 1: and I'm like I'm good. Just pleasantries and I just go,
Speaker 1: how are you? And the person was like okay, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, tell me more. And we spent
Speaker 1: the whole hour that I'm paying for talking about this
Speaker 1: person's problem. And I was able to give this person
Speaker 1: hope in a way that they hadn't felt in for
Speaker 1: so long. I was able to because the way that
Speaker 1: they communicated, they were feeling sad. I was like, I've
Speaker 1: I know that sadness, Like it's a very specific kind
Speaker 1: of sadness, same kind of suicidal ideations, same kind of
Speaker 1: there's certain types of depression, like this person had my
Speaker 1: type of depression, this very rare form of depression that
Speaker 1: manifests in this way. And I was like, I know
Speaker 1: that kind is it like this this? And I eventually
Speaker 1: obviously made it about myself, but I just but that
Speaker 1: was my way of help. And we didn't get to
Speaker 1: anything that we're supposed to do. It was all about
Speaker 1: getting this person out of that funk and giving them hope.
Speaker 1: And I called a doctor that I know that helped me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this person is going to call you.
Speaker 1: Make sure you here's what I've observed. I know I'm
Speaker 1: not a professional, but they seem to have all the
Speaker 1: same characteristics I did. I really recommend the same kind
Speaker 1: of treatment you prescribed for me, um, but you know
Speaker 1: that's up to you, obviously. I just want you to
Speaker 1: assess them. Will you please let me know anything I
Speaker 1: can do too? If if they can't get in with you,
Speaker 1: can we find someone Like I took time out of
Speaker 1: my day to like and It was just so nice
Speaker 1: because I asked God or whatever I believe God is,
Speaker 1: for a way to help, and it just who knew me?
Speaker 1: Me just going because I thought, oh, this person is
Speaker 1: not even gonna want to tell me about their life,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't want to go listen, can we make
Speaker 1: this all about you? Because I really need to do
Speaker 1: some service right now. I didn't have to say that.
Speaker 1: And this person wasn't like I'm sorry. The lesson was
Speaker 1: all about you. They were all about me. The person
Speaker 1: was just like, I go, thank you so much for this,
Speaker 1: and they were they were like thank you and we're
Speaker 1: like nearly crying and we hugged like I love you.
Speaker 1: It was just so beautiful and it was just, um,
Speaker 1: it was just so nice. It was so nice and
Speaker 1: obviously in the end, very very self serving because I
Speaker 1: walked out of there like I'm a hero. But so
Speaker 1: what those self serving things are, the end justifies the means.
Speaker 1: They're like all day long, like anyone to like I
Speaker 1: make fun of you know, I'm in Big Brother and
Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's like, okay, you're doing this so you
Speaker 1: can put it on your bumble account, but it's well
Speaker 1: worth it, Like It's the only thing that I would
Speaker 1: say is like, I'm not doing that to brag about it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing me to say, like, sometimes you it really
Speaker 1: does help your mood to help other people. And I
Speaker 1: never thought that would be the case. But if my
Speaker 1: only thing is like if if I if you ask
Speaker 1: someone like how they're doing and then they explain, and
Speaker 1: then you go, well, I'd like to help you, then
Speaker 1: then I think it could almost turn to like, well,
Speaker 1: now I'm making this about me helping that person. I
Speaker 1: didn't say that. I just go tell me about that
Speaker 1: and I go, wow, I know when you went out
Speaker 1: to the doctor, Like was she like all for that?
Speaker 1: And yeah, I go, I have a doctor. Can I
Speaker 1: recommend them? And she was like yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: would love that. I'm gonna call you and leave a message.
Speaker 1: And then I wrote and like I didn't do anything
Speaker 1: over the top and didn't kind of like and the
Speaker 1: way I called the doctor was not like you need
Speaker 1: to subscribe, prescribe this and this. I was just like
Speaker 1: they they seem to have a lot of the characteristics
Speaker 1: I do. And yeah, it just felt I just I'm
Speaker 1: glad now that I know. I wish I would have
Speaker 1: had that tool earlier on if if you're out there
Speaker 1: and you're suffering, I swear to God, going and picking
Speaker 1: up trash on your dog walk will make you feel better.
Speaker 1: And it's not even about like now I get to
Speaker 1: say I picked up trash and look at everyone's going
Speaker 1: to think I'm such a good person. It just feels
Speaker 1: good to do something that isn't for you. My panic
Speaker 1: was was thinking about myself. I mean, it's all about yourself.
Speaker 1: Just a quick thing you can do that isn't journaling,
Speaker 1: That isn't like going to meditate, it's just go wasn't
Speaker 1: sad about starving kids like it was about me? Like
Speaker 1: it's like give a dollar to a homeless person, write
Speaker 1: a letter to your doorman or the janitor that cleans
Speaker 1: your building, like something that's just nice. Okay, Venmo Andrew. Uh,
Speaker 1: and he'll spend that money on himself. Uh. Next next
Speaker 1: fan fax Okay, next one comes sums from Nick. What
Speaker 1: do I like to close my eyes? NICKI? Andrew? Noah,
Speaker 1: This is Nick in Northern California. Huge fan of podcast.
Speaker 1: Been listening since episode one. Actually I've been listening since
Speaker 1: before episode one. You up with Nicky Glazer got me
Speaker 1: through season one of COVID Spring, but you guys are
Speaker 1: crushing it. I just wanted to tell you you're doing
Speaker 1: a great job. Listen. I'm an uber driver and the
Speaker 1: best part of my morning is that in between passengers
Speaker 1: I get to listen to the Nicki Glazer podcast. As
Speaker 1: soon as somebody gets out of my car, I switched
Speaker 1: it over, I crank it up, and then of course
Speaker 1: when somebody else gets back in, I have to turn
Speaker 1: it off because usually the conversation is about penises and
Speaker 1: buttholes and vaginas. You guys know how it goes, but
Speaker 1: you make my mornings so thank you so much. I
Speaker 1: also wanted to point out that I was listening to
Speaker 1: an older episode, the one where Andrew's friend Seth Glassman
Speaker 1: comes on, and I thought it was hilarious that at
Speaker 1: least twice he said that he was an intricate part
Speaker 1: of the penis Pump story, and I think he make
Speaker 1: integral part. And I thought it was classic that just
Speaker 1: like Andrew, Andrew's best friend has a tendency to misuse words,
Speaker 1: just like Andrew does. I mean, you can't, you can't
Speaker 1: make that up. It's amazing. Listen, you guys keep it funky. Right,
Speaker 1: You're doing a great job. Don't change the thing every morning.
Speaker 1: Just keep it up and Jack Nicholson, Yes, that's a
Speaker 1: good one. M dude him. That guy is I wish
Speaker 1: he did. He hasn't my brain all the time. He
Speaker 1: has uber driver voice. Yeah, like fun uber driver voice.
Speaker 1: You like San Francisco. Hey, guys, how you doing? Where
Speaker 1: you where you come from? Like he has. I'm excited
Speaker 1: that this is my uber driver. I actually want to
Speaker 1: engage in this conversation. This guy is positive, fun, he
Speaker 1: reminds he's I want to be friends with them. He's
Speaker 1: kind of like Seth in a way, my buddy Seth.
Speaker 1: Like he talked, he sounds like he's almost from New York.
Speaker 1: You know. We sounded like our friend who he didn't
Speaker 1: sound like him, but the way his intonation sounded like Brad.
Speaker 1: Hey NICKI Andrew, Oh my god, I'm like, what was
Speaker 1: his name? Nick? I'm like attracted to Nick his voice.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's something to be said about what
Speaker 1: if that was an app just about voices. I'm really
Speaker 1: into your voice, Nick, very into it, and maybe that's
Speaker 1: why you like me. We maybe have similar and I'm
Speaker 1: into this positivity. Like everything about him, screams like good guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were real more so much he does. He's an
Speaker 1: intricate part of this Fantax episode too, integral? Integral? How
Speaker 1: do you not know that trick part? I can't believe
Speaker 1: I didn't catch that. I feel like I maybe I
Speaker 1: was trying to be polite because he was a guest,
Speaker 1: but or maybe I didn't notice. I definitely didn't. I
Speaker 1: don't even notice when Nick said it, even after he
Speaker 1: told us why. Sometimes I'll look upwards and I'll I'll
Speaker 1: be like, I'm more confused by the definition someone you
Speaker 1: know what. I was watching a Megan Fox machine gun Kelly, um,
Speaker 1: have you been have you been video yet? But you
Speaker 1: sent me yeah, Like I showed you a clip of it.
Speaker 1: But there's oh I am we oh yeah, that the
Speaker 1: I am weed thing? Um, But he goes at one pot,
Speaker 1: I was watching the whole thing and she was like,
Speaker 1: she used a great word. What was it? Oh no,
Speaker 1: my friend used um obsequious the other day, obsequious And
Speaker 1: I was like, what does that mean? And she was like,
Speaker 1: because I obviously no that word, know how to spell it,
Speaker 1: but I don't know exactly what it means. And it's um,
Speaker 1: I forget it already to somebody obsequious Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was thinking it was like, yeah, yeah, I I can
Speaker 1: often be obsequious to certain people. And it's again it's
Speaker 1: not my nature, but that word really hit me. I
Speaker 1: was like, I am obsequious in so many circumstances. And
Speaker 1: then but the word that she used, she used some
Speaker 1: word that I go, is this She even using it right?
Speaker 1: And boy was she ever? It was a perfect word,
Speaker 1: like sometimes people with big words. She's so smart because
Speaker 1: someone I was listening to the Courtney Show, which is
Speaker 1: my favorite morning show in St. Louis, and Courtney was
Speaker 1: talking about listen watching that video and she goes, I
Speaker 1: gotta say, Megan Fox is really smart. And I knew
Speaker 1: she was smart. And then Machine Gun Kelly even says, like,
Speaker 1: you know she one of the questions was like what
Speaker 1: do people think, Like, what's something that someone would be
Speaker 1: surprised to know about me? What's a secret talent? He's
Speaker 1: like that, you're smartest. Fuck your i Q is probably
Speaker 1: just so insane and you read all the time. And
Speaker 1: I was just again jealous about of Megan Fox. For
Speaker 1: another thing, she's really smart. She's from my hometown. Wait,
Speaker 1: what was the word that she was It wasn't that.
Speaker 1: It was something to do with your being your She's like,
Speaker 1: you know a word that means like beating around the
Speaker 1: bush or being obtuse, vague? Will you look up other
Speaker 1: words that means like synonyms? Um let me look up vague.
Speaker 1: Uh no, she definitely unclear, uncertain, unfocused, and precise. I
Speaker 1: want more vague synonyms. She it was such a good word.
Speaker 1: Um uh nebulous, nebulous, nebulous. She goes, well, that was
Speaker 1: a nebulous response, and I was like, I think she
Speaker 1: used that wrong even though I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: And I looked it up and I go, no, it
Speaker 1: was fucking perfect. But do you think she has like
Speaker 1: maybe thirty words that she goes to. I don't think
Speaker 1: she's one of those people because it was such a
Speaker 1: It wasn't her trying to use nebulous. It just nebulous
Speaker 1: was a better use than saying vague or the other
Speaker 1: words that are on this list that I just looked up.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the last fan trax. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do um. Let's end the show with this one.
Speaker 1: It's a it's an advice question also anonymous. Again, Hey guys,
Speaker 1: I have a quick question for Nikki and Noah. I
Speaker 1: just got a kitten and I'm wondering when you guys
Speaker 1: have sex with your partners, do you kick your pets
Speaker 1: out of the room or do you let them like
Speaker 1: hang out in the room, because, uh, my kitten will
Speaker 1: like scratch at the door and the now and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to navigate if it's weird to keep her in
Speaker 1: the room or like if I should just keep her
Speaker 1: locked out, and so I'm just curious what you guys
Speaker 1: have been doing. Yeah, I would love the advice. Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: love the pod. Thank you so much for this question.
Speaker 1: What a great question. No Uh, I'll start with you
Speaker 1: because you do have a new kitten as well. Um,
Speaker 1: what Buzzy must hear? Maybe the buzzy gets threatened by
Speaker 1: other things buzzing noises. Buzzy just got educated. I had
Speaker 1: like a sex education class a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: So where was Buzzy And did Buzzy try to get
Speaker 1: involved and multiply? No, he was just sitting at the
Speaker 1: window with your Oh he was just she was just
Speaker 1: she sorry, he he was just sitting at the window.
Speaker 1: Didn't try to get involved. Did you ever lock eyes
Speaker 1: with Buzzy or where the buzzy was in the room?
Speaker 1: He did. He did make us laugh at one point,
Speaker 1: but you know that only makes the sex better when
Speaker 1: you're laughing. Yes, yes, Um, what about you? Did you
Speaker 1: like go like this obvious balls? How did it? Um?
Speaker 1: I just find that it's so like what um the
Speaker 1: listener was saying. When they're pawing at the door or
Speaker 1: making any kind of sounds or like crying, it just
Speaker 1: so much takes me out of it. I don't like
Speaker 1: it so distressing, and then you start getting torned up
Speaker 1: whenever you hear them scratching at anything. It's paths loves
Speaker 1: dogs for your dog. Like I used to always keep
Speaker 1: the dogs out of the room and they would go
Speaker 1: scratch at the door. And then when I would hear
Speaker 1: that sound, it would trigger me my pussy salvating, because
Speaker 1: I would is associated with me having sex. It was weird.
Speaker 1: One time I heard it and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: not now, Marian's at my parents gross gross angry. But
Speaker 1: I will say, um, with dogs with with Luigi, I um,
Speaker 1: he is he's in the room and he's on his bed,
Speaker 1: and sometimes he like when we go to the floor
Speaker 1: or something and we're near him, he'll just want to
Speaker 1: get involved in stuff. But it's just like no, you
Speaker 1: go to your bed. And like, I think that they're
Speaker 1: not going to be traumatized. I think it's okay. We
Speaker 1: watch them hump each other and we're not traumatized. They
Speaker 1: can handle they They're used to seeing each other. It's
Speaker 1: not a private thing that they do, and so I
Speaker 1: think it's okay. Cats also, even if I feel like
Speaker 1: cats they look at you, but they never feel that
Speaker 1: involved like with you, so it doesn't feel like they're
Speaker 1: as intrusive as a dog would probably lick your foot
Speaker 1: and be like yes, like really in there, you know,
Speaker 1: you say, lick my pussy. Though, watch out where they
Speaker 1: had towards to a guy. If he's like and he
Speaker 1: just runs across the room starts laughing at your cat,
Speaker 1: I think like, yeah, I think like, I think that
Speaker 1: you can overdo it. Though I'm sure there's some people
Speaker 1: that like pet their dog while they're fucking and it's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, it is weird though, Like the one time,
Speaker 1: and I've told this before, I was on a couch
Speaker 1: and like getting doing doggie and like Luigi licked my
Speaker 1: face in the front and it felt like a gang bang,
Speaker 1: like of like a guy kissing you while you're getting
Speaker 1: a guy from behind. And I was just like there
Speaker 1: was something about that was like a little like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna like I wasn't like letting him do it,
Speaker 1: but there was a moment where I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is hilarious too much. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then Marian was eating Luigi asked it was all the
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