1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh Hey, oh she still no voice. 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: First of all, hold on, let me hey everybody, welcome 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: to the Calm Down Podcast. UM, we're gonna start off 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,279 Speaker 1: today's show with a medical report. As you know, i'd say, 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: you know to Joe and Troy, but I don't know 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,639 Speaker 1: who it is up there, so to to uh my 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: play by play and my analysts the word from the 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 1: locker room. The voice is still scratchy, although she has 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: been working all week long. I don't know if it's 11 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,959 Speaker 1: she's definitely hydrating. I don't know what she's hydrated with. 12 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: So we are going to see throughout this podcast how 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 1: this voice will go. And uh, you know her, she's 14 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: always been a fighter. She's hoping to finish thy guys. 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: It's me Joe Pashi, I'm back, UM the voice, incredible report. 16 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: Thank you so much Aaron for helping to um catch 17 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: the listeners. Sorry, my apologies in advance for this voice, 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: UM and the viewers on YouTube of what's happening here. 19 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 1: Remember let's cut back if we will too. Was it 20 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: two months ago I said I'm gonna start going on 21 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 1: a detox I've really been doing it well. That detox 22 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: hasn't happened yet. In fact, I'm just doubling down. Like 23 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 1: most things in my life, I am going at a 24 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 1: very rapid pace, and it's really culminated. I'm still in Nashville. 25 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: That came in Nashville after three days at the Masters, 26 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: and you know, you would have thought that I was 27 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: trying to play for a green jacket. Hello. Friends always 28 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: have a time there, and this was the first year 29 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: I didn't take Scott Thompson because Scott Thompson said, why 30 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 1: don't you let somebody else enjoy the scenery there in 31 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: Augusta and the azaleas. And I don't mean the drinks. 32 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: Scott Thompson doesn't drink, so he's probably like, Jesus, take 33 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: someone else that does. You're a mess. So any second 34 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: I heard who you were taking, I was like, oh boy, 35 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: I'm either going to read about this in the New 36 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: York Post or I'm definitely going to see posts on Instagram. 37 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: And I didn't see either. So Golf Club up, well done, 38 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: Well done for those of you that don't know what 39 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: that's from. Julia Roberts at the Polo Grounds and yeah, 40 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: we get it black and white dress. Oh, that polka 41 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: dot dress was iconic. I'm gonna wear that to be 42 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: a restaurant. Oh my gosh. So so I took a 43 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: friend of ours and a friend of the podcast. We 44 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: talked about her a lot, actually, Jillian Gregory. So I 45 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,239 Speaker 1: go there for a corporate event, so I had to 46 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: do a couple of different things professionally, and so it's like, Jillian, 47 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: this will be great. Can you come slaps and makeup 48 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: on this canvas that's looking very puffy? Puff the magic 49 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: dragon A contour will work, and then we'll also just 50 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 1: have a time and wander around. Well, Jillian's at time. 51 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,679 Speaker 1: Anyone that knows Jillian knows this, you've She's a go 52 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: with the flow kind of gal. Very unlike me. She 53 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 1: had one one rule for me, find a rich boyfriend there, 54 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 1: and she there was not. I mean, there was a 55 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: lot of wealthy men who were enjoying themselves, but all 56 00:02:57,919 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: of them had wedding rings on, so they were off limits. 57 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: But we had a good time, and Jillian was on 58 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: the dance floor dancing. Little Big Town performed. Jillian knew 59 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: every word to every song. She lost country, so do I, 60 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: But I didn't know every word to every song. At 61 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: one point, they're so cute that group. They're like, does 62 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: anyone know this song? And Jillian raises her hand. Mind you, 63 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 1: there's seventy five people in this private concert and Jillian's 64 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,639 Speaker 1: front room, and she's like waving like I do, I do, 65 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: And so she starts singing every word and they stopped 66 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: and they go, wow, you really do know? Every one 67 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: song was because I love a little big towns me 68 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: down to the little what chirt. Yeah, Jillian was in it, Dan, 69 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: she knew every word. And then Charles Kelly from Lady A. 70 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: He was there with Ben Rector, who's incredible, so they performed. 71 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's why this voice is still hurting. 72 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: And then I just kept the party going um in 73 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: Nashville with a couple of our good friends, both Eric 74 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: and my friend Julian, and we're just you know, having 75 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: a time. And then, you know, I'd like to say 76 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: the party was gonna stop, but it's not. I'm going 77 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: right back to l A and then we're getting together 78 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: and it's just gonna get so so just because my 79 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: my husband was asking Jillian a ton of questions about 80 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 1: the Masters, I will play the role of Jarrett. You 81 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: play the role of you come on Tiger's back, like 82 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: talk about those few days. Did you guys get out 83 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 1: to uh? Is it the greens? Is that what you say? 84 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: Tell me about it? Yes, so you say, get out 85 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: to the course, the grains of course, the actual like greens. 86 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: Once you get up um by the by the flag, 87 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: so you're on the right. So your your objective and 88 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: golf is to get onto the green and the fewest 89 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: amount of strokes. But when you're talking about going out 90 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: to the course, that's just to walk the course. And 91 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: anyone that's been to Augusta it is Julian described it 92 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: as magical, and that is is the right way to 93 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: say it. You know you've been there and you don't 94 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: even have to like golf to appreciate this place. It 95 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:54,679 Speaker 1: is one of the few places left, in my opinion, 96 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: in sports, this and the Derby that just has Fenway Wrigley, 97 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: that has Lambeau, that's kept the integrity of sport. And 98 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: even more than anything, this sporting event is my favorite 99 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: because you're not allowed to bring your phones out onto 100 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 1: the course. The only day you can is the practice 101 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: round which on the part three on Wednesday. But we 102 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: weren't there for that. So you go out there and 103 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: no one's on their cell phone. And in today's world 104 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 1: where everyone's just like doing this or like not even 105 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: watching the event and they're filming it, everyone is present 106 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,280 Speaker 1: and it is wonderful. So we're chatting people up. We 107 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: ran into Dwayne Wade was there. We ran into our 108 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: friend Chris Pratt. Like to just run into like random 109 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: people that everyone's so excited to to see each other 110 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: because you can't say, hey, we're gonna meet up at 111 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: this spot at this time because you don't have your phone, 112 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: so you just random and run into people's Anyways, it 113 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 1: was fun. We didn't find Jillian a hot boy or 114 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 1: a rich boyfriend, but that's fine. We really had a 115 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: great time and just Tiger being there. And when Tiger 116 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: made the cut, everyone was like because it changes watching 117 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: the galley move around the galleys like a group of 118 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: people that move around with each golfer. It's unlike anything 119 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: you've seen in last year. I was there with my dad, 120 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,359 Speaker 1: but it was right after COVID, so there wasn't a 121 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: lot of people there, so you didn't have to like 122 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: really like jockey your way into anything. But he also 123 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: wasn't there, so the fact that he was back and 124 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: the last time my son was two thousand nine when 125 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: he won. Anyways, it's magical. It's a time and yeah, 126 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: Tiger changes everything. Clearly didn't perform the way he wanted to, 127 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 1: but it was I was excited for Scotty Scheffler twin 128 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,919 Speaker 1: and his cute wife and him at the end, Like 129 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: I love that moment when they're walking up on eighteen 130 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: and you know that they're gonna win and just like 131 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: hugging their spouse or their girlfriend whoever, and then walking 132 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,720 Speaker 1: through and seeing his parents and everything. I just loved it. 133 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:41,919 Speaker 1: The magic how oh, it's so true. And I I 134 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: really usually I getting a fight every Master's weekend because 135 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 1: trying to talk to Jared is impossible because he's got 136 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 1: one eye on the television, one eye on the tablet 137 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 1: checking out all the moves. But I was so captivated 138 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: and really was wanting to see how the whole Tiger 139 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: storyline would unfold. How close did you actually get to him? 140 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: Because the question and I was going to ask, was 141 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: he looked jacked on television? He and he's always been 142 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 1: an athlete that's been praised for you know the workouts 143 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: that he did and he brought that into the golf world. 144 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 1: But this year he looked jacked. We so we we 145 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: followed him for a little bit, but we were deep 146 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: in the galley because that means the people that were 147 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 1: up front as evidence, like it was a nineteen when 148 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: you wake up at six o'clock in the morning and 149 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: put your chairs down. I was not doing that this 150 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: time because Scott Jillian didn't care so Scott Carey, so 151 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: it mattered. But he looked I don't know, I mean 152 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: maybe on TV it looked like I just cannot believe 153 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: that this is a guy, one year removed from almost 154 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: having his leg amputated, walked that course and that course 155 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: is not small, but for four days. Forget the golf 156 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: part about it, because golf, the golf part I don't 157 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 1: think was the issue for Tiger. Shockingly, like considering everything 158 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: he's went through, it was walking the four days of 159 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: that and that's where he started to I mean at 160 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: the end, just look at it. I just I was. 161 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: It speaks to his competitive is that that dude was 162 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: out there and even finishing thirteen over was a monumental 163 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 1: feat and yeah, I just you changed the game. It's 164 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: the Jordan factor. Jordan's you know, on a court, You're 165 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: gonna watch that game way differently than so I'm just 166 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 1: happy he was there. Another question I have for you 167 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: another person that was there and that you know I was. 168 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: I knew you guys couldn't have your phone, so I 169 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: already was like, I wanted to talk to you guys 170 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: so badly because I could only imagine what you two 171 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,559 Speaker 1: were getting into, and I needed every bit of gossip 172 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: and I wanted to know how it's calmed down after 173 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 1: dark that program. I know so, but you had been 174 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 1: texting me that at one of the events you thought 175 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 1: you were going to be interviewing my Tiger Woods, which 176 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: is Nicholas Saban, and you were saying how nervous you 177 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: were take me through it, but more importantly, how is 178 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:58,080 Speaker 1: meeting him? We haven't even really discussed that. Do you understand? 179 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: Like being in the presence of royalty, I mean, the 180 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:06,560 Speaker 1: man is a winner and royalty. You understand because you 181 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 1: got to cover the SEC. I never got to cover 182 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,559 Speaker 1: the SEC because I was specific to the Big ten network. 183 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,719 Speaker 1: I text you so I get there. I find out 184 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:19,480 Speaker 1: my itinerary in terms of like my responsibilities, and it 185 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 1: says Nick Saban interviewing Nick Saban. Well, my contact of 186 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: Mercedes is like, you're going to interview Nick Saban. I 187 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: text you immediately and I was like, oh shit. I 188 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,320 Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna pee my pants. I'm not nervous, 189 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: and I feel very lucky in this job. We both 190 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 1: talked about it. The biggest athletes, uh whatever, at extra 191 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 1: like movie stars whatever. I'm not nervous. I'm really not 192 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:46,560 Speaker 1: Nick Saban. I'm terrified because there's no nonsense right like 193 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,800 Speaker 1: it is like all business. So I text you and 194 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: I'm like what do I do? What do I do? 195 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 1: For two days I was nervous. Then day of I 196 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 1: find out my contact and Mercedes like, oh, actually no, 197 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: Van Pelt is gonna do that. I'm like, god, dang it. 198 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,560 Speaker 1: I was like Scott gets to inner view him. I 199 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 1: was like I wanted to interview him because at that 200 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,560 Speaker 1: point I'd psyched myself up. I was like, this is amazing. 201 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: I have on my questions. Anyways, so Scott ends up 202 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,199 Speaker 1: interviewing him, which was the plan all along. I just 203 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:14,199 Speaker 1: got misinformation. But we're sitting in this like little it's 204 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,160 Speaker 1: a house, they like have this house they rent out 205 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,560 Speaker 1: and they do this incredible like spread or whatever thing, 206 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: and they do it for the corporate sponsors and it's 207 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 1: like top sales people, blah blah blah. So we're imagine 208 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 1: a small little living room, like a kind of a lodge, 209 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: so it's like a fireplace and like a couple of chairs, 210 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: and I'm sitting there with Jillian and then this other 211 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: woman he comes A coach comes around the corner. I 212 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,320 Speaker 1: see him out of the corner of my eye. I 213 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: see that burgundy jacket, and I know, roll tide, roll, 214 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: roll tide, roll, and rule out that red carpet. Because 215 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I got about and 216 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: now he's getting closer and he's coming towards us, and 217 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,319 Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, oh god. First thing out 218 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 1: of his mouth. I'm gonna come over here and sit 219 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: with the cool kids. I said, I will sign. I 220 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: will play with you for four years, all signed, Coach, 221 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: I don't care. Do I have eligibility left? You said, 222 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over here and sit with the cool kids. 223 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,560 Speaker 1: That's it, that's it. I'm such a loser. I have 224 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Speaker 1: goose bumps even just yes. So I am get it immediately. 225 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,440 Speaker 1: Stand up, and I was like, coach, it is such 226 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: a privilege to meet you. I was like, I'm Caarissa, 227 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: and I was like, this is Jillian. I'm gonna talk 228 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 1: to Jillian about this later. Jillian, still sitting on the couch, 229 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,439 Speaker 1: just goes like this to shake his hand. I was like, no, 230 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 1: it's royalty. You get up, you can get up. Get up, 231 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,839 Speaker 1: just the ring. I didn't talked to her about that later. 232 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 1: I forgot to reprimand her after the fact. I was 233 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,320 Speaker 1: still in my own world trying to teach her all 234 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 1: I can teach her on the sidelines. If I say, 235 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,679 Speaker 1: I'm naming my firstborn after this kid, you get your 236 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: asseup off that chair and you kiss his ring. So 237 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Jillian did everything right that weekend. 238 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: That's the only thing she did wrong. So she said 239 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,560 Speaker 1: there she goes, Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Jillian, 240 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,560 Speaker 1: and you know, she's say little so her hands like 241 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: way up here, and I was like, oh my god, 242 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: oh my god. So he sits down. He sits down 243 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,439 Speaker 1: across must and now we're sitting across each other, like, 244 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,320 Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, where are those questions 245 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: I have? Now? I have so many. Now you know 246 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 1: what vam pel you said over here, I'm doing the 247 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 1: ind of your Now it's just defense, coach. What are 248 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,280 Speaker 1: we running? How we can pick it back up? You 249 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 1: know how? He just wanted to weigh in that he 250 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 1: wants to run a four or three and not a 251 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: three four. He's like, coach, I got something to say. 252 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: So he sits down and I'm like, so, you know, 253 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: I know there's really no off season for you, coach, 254 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,680 Speaker 1: And I was like, but did you get any time 255 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,560 Speaker 1: to yourself? And he was like, well, you know, we 256 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: go to the lake. They go to the lake, the lake, 257 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: and you don't the lake. The lake. Everyone knows about 258 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:40,040 Speaker 1: the Lake CRUs with this boat in the inner tube, okay, 259 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: but it was like I didn't know that it was 260 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: like the that big of a thing, right whatever. So 261 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 1: he's talking about the lake and he's the whole thing. 262 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,960 Speaker 1: And then we just get into, you know, his time 263 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 1: with the Masters. Don't you love coming here? Isn't it amazing? 264 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,880 Speaker 1: And what's going on? And on and on and winners. 265 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: He likes to be around winners. And at this point 266 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: like I'm like, I just I have so many more questions. 267 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: But got stage fright, and I was like just sitting 268 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 1: there and I'm like somebody else and I was like, no, Chillian, 269 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:07,400 Speaker 1: you don't ask anything. Um anyways, as I literally just 270 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 1: trying to take over, but he couldn't have been more lovely. 271 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: And I told him and I was like, my friend 272 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: Aaron says hi and he goes, oh, how is she? 273 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh, she's so good. I was like, 274 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,360 Speaker 1: she says hi, and I was like, she wants to 275 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,080 Speaker 1: name her baby after you. I didn't get into it. 276 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,679 Speaker 1: I was like that might be too much. She might 277 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,840 Speaker 1: be like who who are you? Did you say that? 278 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 1: Because I told him no, I didn't because I just 279 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,200 Speaker 1: didn't know, but whatever, but um, yeah, So then we 280 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: were talking about how great you are and how much 281 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 1: we love you and the whole thing. But I just 282 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 1: it was truly one of those moments where I was 283 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 1: kind of at a loss for words because this is 284 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: some realty I have always respected, and I don't get 285 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 1: nervous in a lot of situations, and I was nervous 286 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: in this one. But yeah, it was awesome. I had 287 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: did you while you were still thinking you were going 288 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 1: to interview him? And I was like, you're gonna be fine. 289 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine. But at that moment, Tiger had 290 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: finished his first round on Thursday Friday Friday Great, and Um, 291 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 1: I was watching whoever did the interview with him on ESPN, 292 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 1: and I said to Jared, I would be really and 293 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: to you, I'd be really, really nervous for that. I've 294 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 1: never met Tiger, I've never interviewed him, obviously, but he's one. 295 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,600 Speaker 1: I feel like I would have a hard time looking 296 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 1: in the eye, even though I know I would have to, 297 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 1: and I know my bottom lip would quiver, which it 298 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 1: does for a certain couple of athletes. Um, yeah, he's one. 299 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: I'd be like shit because you know, he's so smart, 300 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,720 Speaker 1: and I think Stanford and I think just he's been 301 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,880 Speaker 1: through it all. And then I'm like, it's my I 302 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: cream you know in enough, Like I know I have 303 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: a booger? Do I have a booger? Of my breath? 304 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 1: Is great? I know that, you know, so he's he 305 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 1: would be like for me a really hard one to 306 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: do too. Remember you texting me that you were like, oh, 307 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 1: I'd be nervous in or to talk to Tiger, And 308 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm only what is the dinging? We 309 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: don't hear it. Oh you don't, then I will stop 310 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,000 Speaker 1: picking it up. I don't know. This is the new computer. 311 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: So my apologies, which is a whole other thing. I 312 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 1: left my fucking computer at think. I gotta stop swearing. 313 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: I work. I told you it's gonna work. Oh yeah, 314 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,680 Speaker 1: that's a new thing. We're gonna tell our listeners. We 315 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 1: went back and listened to our last podcast, and a 316 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: goal for the both of us is to watch our mouths. 317 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: I think it was because you were with me in 318 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 1: Montana and my language, which is funny. My husband's on 319 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 1: me about my language, but he is very locker room 320 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 1: uh talk because he's around the current team with the 321 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: King's right now, and every other word is the effort. 322 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 1: So I need to stop. Yeah, so I'm going to 323 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 1: work on that because it's it's it's not unnecessary. I mean, 324 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 1: there's a time and a place to accentuate shopping, but 325 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:56,280 Speaker 1: not every other sentence. So when we start again, I 326 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 1: going to the masters. I look at my itinerary, this 327 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 1: is this is I'm gonna work on a few things. 328 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 1: I'm an organized person, but I'm also very spontaneous, and 329 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 1: so I've kind of been all over the place. But 330 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 1: that's a charm, like you're charming with that, though, Well, 331 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 1: I love you for saying that. But what's not charming 332 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 1: is I left my computer at the airport because I 333 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: had it in my head. You know where you can 334 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 1: visualize off of For me, I love flying Delta off 335 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: the Delta app I visualized. I was like, oh, boarding 336 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 1: time was twelve o'clock, which means the flight was at 337 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 1: twelve thirty. So I have this picture in my brain. 338 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: So it's getting closer to me needing to leave at 339 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,920 Speaker 1: like eleven fifteen, and I go and I look at 340 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,440 Speaker 1: my phone to make sure I'm checked in, and I'm like, 341 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,280 Speaker 1: oh my, it's oh my god. The flight leaves at 342 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: twelve fujo. Yeah, I'm close to the airport. But now 343 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 1: we're waiting for the Uber, so I ordered the over immediately. 344 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 1: Ubersets that's four minutes away, and I'm great, So I'm 345 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,640 Speaker 1: grabbing everything. I'm already packed, but like I'm now grabbing stuff. 346 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 1: I'm running to the front doors, rushing checking the Uber. 347 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: Sorry you're Uber had to cancel, of course, of course, 348 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: of course, jump in the car. I'm speeding. Get to 349 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,280 Speaker 1: l A X. For those of you l A listeners 350 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:11,200 Speaker 1: and residents. What's going on here? We're doing construction every 351 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,440 Speaker 1: five minutes there. Every parking lot is full, every park Yes, 352 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: I am what did you do? My arm pits would 353 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 1: be yes, Aaron. I'm literally like, I'm gonna miss this flight. 354 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,639 Speaker 1: So here's the problem, you guys. If I missed this 355 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 1: flight to Atlanta, my connection to Augusta on Thursday of 356 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 1: the Masters, I'm left because there's not a lot of 357 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 1: those flights. So now I'm renting a car and now 358 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,159 Speaker 1: I'm driving, and not to mention, and you and I 359 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,199 Speaker 1: both know, like I'm all over the place. But when 360 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,920 Speaker 1: it comes to work stuff, you show up there, you're 361 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 1: doing your job. Yes, I still going to have a 362 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: good time, but you're gonna tell me I have to 363 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 1: call the company on there and be like, oh sorry, 364 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: now I need a car to drive. That's not responsible, 365 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 1: not good. So I I lie. I lied. I see 366 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: like a valet thing and it's like reservations, only I 367 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,120 Speaker 1: don't know if they had vallet at l X. Anyways, 368 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,360 Speaker 1: Oh they do good tat TIP. I didn't know that either. 369 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 1: Think I actually I have a reservation And he's like, okay, 370 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,160 Speaker 1: so let's me and I'm like, creaning up the thing, 371 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 1: throw the car. I don't even know where the car is. 372 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,640 Speaker 1: I come home tonight, I'm gonna be wandering for hours 373 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: at l As looking for this car because I don't 374 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,520 Speaker 1: remember where I even parked the damn thing. I'm sweating, 375 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: and I I'm a usual get to the airport as 376 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,920 Speaker 1: late as I can, kind of go when we spend 377 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,880 Speaker 1: enough time. But no one needs to be there hanging 378 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,920 Speaker 1: out for five hours, right, Jillian goes, she texts me, 379 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,960 Speaker 1: and she goes, you have three minutes before they're closing 380 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,439 Speaker 1: the door. I am not even through the damn compared, 381 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,719 Speaker 1: And you know, I don't have t s a pre 382 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 1: check everything off and he's bracelets ship always going off. Yeah, 383 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: you're always going off. So I gotta go through the 384 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,520 Speaker 1: big thing. And they're waiting and a sweating. So finally, 385 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,840 Speaker 1: and then there's that moment. There's the moment when the 386 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,440 Speaker 1: bag is coming and it can either go right, which 387 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 1: means you've got to check its going straight down, and 388 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm way, I'm like, please don't go to 389 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: the right, Please don't. If this thing goes to the right, 390 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,879 Speaker 1: I'm not making the flight. It comes down I'm like, 391 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 1: throw my stuff. I run to the gate. They're literally 392 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,440 Speaker 1: closing the door. I get on the plane, I get 393 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,680 Speaker 1: I get to planet and I go. I don't my 394 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:22,399 Speaker 1: computer because it's in the other tray the back. So 395 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,720 Speaker 1: my computer somewhere at Elians. You filed the report or 396 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,920 Speaker 1: filed I filed the report. I'm hoping to get it back. 397 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,720 Speaker 1: I have it. You know what I mean when you 398 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,800 Speaker 1: file a complaint, you guys have lost and found. They haven't. 399 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: I left. I left a huge, very expensive toe bag 400 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,679 Speaker 1: on United Airlines at L a X. I don't normally 401 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,119 Speaker 1: carry this toe bag during the football season. I landed 402 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 1: at like one am, forgot it was there, got off, 403 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 1: gott in bed, and I was like, oh my god. 404 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,920 Speaker 1: I left that in the compartment above, called filled out 405 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 1: a report overhead. Oh no, sorry, we never found it. 406 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: United you know you haven't. You know you do. There 407 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,840 Speaker 1: was nothing expensive in that toebag, but the toe bag 408 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 1: was expensive because guess what, that plane didn't go anywhere 409 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 1: after it landed at one am. You know you haven't 410 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: l A X. You know you haven't give us our 411 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:21,119 Speaker 1: ship and give it to us. Now, who ordered the code? 412 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: Read you ordered it? Sir, you're damn right. I did. 413 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: That's the that's the that you had. The Jack Nicholas, 414 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,680 Speaker 1: also Nicholson Nicholas. He's a golfer, great golfer, six time 415 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,640 Speaker 1: Master winner, another legend. That's the other one. Yeah, one 416 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,520 Speaker 1: guy almost paid myself talking to How about when I 417 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: interviewed Jack Nicholas and it was on a golf course 418 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,439 Speaker 1: and after the interviews over, he goes, I want to 419 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: go hit some balls. I said, yeah, I'd love to. 420 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,600 Speaker 1: I got in a golf cart with Jack Nicholas. We 421 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,639 Speaker 1: went to the whole, he said. He teased up the 422 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 1: ball and he goes, let me see what you got. 423 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to you have you put 424 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 1: your back into it? Well? I put my neck, my back, 425 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 1: everything into it. And I'm gonna tell you what. It 426 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,080 Speaker 1: was the first time in my life that I was like, 427 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,440 Speaker 1: deep breath, hit this straight and for once, well actually 428 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,160 Speaker 1: I'm a decent I can hit the golf wall. But 429 00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 1: I can't ski, but I can. I can hit the 430 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,360 Speaker 1: golf wall. I hit it straight, and I've never been 431 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: so happy. But anyways, we get back you calling it 432 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 1: a tope bag. It doesn't a tote bag. It was 433 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:28,159 Speaker 1: a large black bag. Very it's very expensive city woman. 434 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,760 Speaker 1: I didn't ask so much. United you haven't, you haven't, 435 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 1: you've had it? What's it? What's a total? Anyways, it 436 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Um. Wait, so many the other things have happened. Okay, 437 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,160 Speaker 1: So that was my trip to the Masters. Fun, fun, fun, 438 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 1: met Nick Saban Die what a dime. I'm gonna sit 439 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,639 Speaker 1: over here with the cool kids. Well, thanks, coach Jillen, 440 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,560 Speaker 1: get up? All right? So what else has been going on? 441 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 1: To see if I have any No? I didn't, um. 442 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,200 Speaker 1: I was trying to see one more final question about 443 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,399 Speaker 1: the Masters and then get into some stories I have 444 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: for you. One thing, you and Jillian both said there 445 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 1: are a ton of men here. So would you say 446 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: as a girls trip, single girls trip, Augusta would be 447 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 1: a place to go for our lady listeners if you're 448 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:22,440 Speaker 1: looking for a classy man, Augusta the Masters is the 449 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: place because a you've got guys there, which all they're 450 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: on guys trip. So I like guys that have a 451 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 1: lot of guy friends because that means like there are 452 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 1: a time and everyone likes hanging that with them. Right, 453 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,920 Speaker 1: Like you can tell the point because like you, Jared 454 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,119 Speaker 1: has such a great big guys group because Jared's a 455 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 1: cool hang so Augusta offers very nice gentlemen, um, guys 456 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,080 Speaker 1: that like guys, guys that like golf. And also because 457 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,000 Speaker 1: there are no phones and all that other nonsense, you 458 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,680 Speaker 1: are going to talk to you and you've got to 459 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 1: be present, and they're e gauging. Yeah, yeah, so there was. Um, 460 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,280 Speaker 1: there's a plethora, lady listeners. Get on out there, put 461 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,360 Speaker 1: your name in that lottery right now for the Masters. 462 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,560 Speaker 1: Start saving up your allowance. You know what this sounds 463 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,159 Speaker 1: like to me? A great reality show. Three days at 464 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,120 Speaker 1: the Master's, Like people can fall in love in three days, 465 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 1: like find a day to find a husband in three 466 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,359 Speaker 1: days at the Masters. Like there, you guys are telling me, 467 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,480 Speaker 1: there's so much what I mean, I'm not gonna let 468 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:31,959 Speaker 1: you do it anywhere. So a couple of things. I 469 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,880 Speaker 1: was so excited to hear all about that. I did 470 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 1: not sleep well last night and we were kind of 471 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: talking about it right when you were getting on a 472 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,640 Speaker 1: couple of reasons why one thanks, I have to tell 473 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,159 Speaker 1: you I switched shampoo and conditioner because I was so 474 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 1: upset that it's breaking off and I am using a 475 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,480 Speaker 1: new serum and I want them to sponsor our show. Really, 476 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: you're there, thanks, But it's very hydrating. But I also 477 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,240 Speaker 1: put in a weave, so don't let me fool you. 478 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,159 Speaker 1: I was kind of down in the dumps before I 479 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,440 Speaker 1: got on this, so um, it's like a weaven. Yeah. 480 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 1: I'll talk about it when and got some blood. Today, 481 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,160 Speaker 1: I'm on day five of my shots, trying to make 482 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: day six. Trying to go through IVF for eight is 483 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,439 Speaker 1: great the eighth time. And today we found out that 484 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,200 Speaker 1: my follicles are not growing. Good news. It's not age 485 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,639 Speaker 1: related because I need all the good news I can get. 486 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,400 Speaker 1: But um, kind of funny. And I was just telling 487 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,240 Speaker 1: you my girlfriend Sam. She had called me before I 488 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,840 Speaker 1: jumped on and asked how I was doing, and I 489 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,920 Speaker 1: was like, funny enough, not great. So we found out 490 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,719 Speaker 1: I didn't take well to a certain medicine that I 491 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 1: was put on before I started IVF. And he's like, 492 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: my doctor said, I'd like to give you a little 493 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 1: bit of a break, you know what Sam said, And 494 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 1: I mean this bitch and a doctor, but it made 495 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 1: me feel good. She's like, listen, the whole thing is 496 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,400 Speaker 1: like cooking. It's like adjusting a recipe, so we got 497 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 1: the recipes a little off right now with you, he's 498 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,640 Speaker 1: going to give you a little bit of time. She goes, 499 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,200 Speaker 1: it's like me in Montana trying to make these popovers 500 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 1: the last three years for Christmas. Because of the altitude. 501 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 1: I can't get it right. I can't figure out the timing. 502 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 1: I can't figure out how long they need to be 503 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 1: in there. She goes, you're the popover right now, we 504 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,239 Speaker 1: got to figure out your recipe, so let's get I 505 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,679 Speaker 1: was like, I'm a pop over, the pop over. But 506 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,280 Speaker 1: you say this and I know and I've said it 507 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 1: a million times and I'll say it again, and I 508 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: know that it's very important for listeners as well, because 509 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 1: they've reached out to you. You sit there and say 510 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,080 Speaker 1: eight times, as someone who's only done it one time, 511 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,200 Speaker 1: I have no idea how you continue to do this 512 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,240 Speaker 1: with such an incredible attitude. And it's I'd be remiss 513 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,800 Speaker 1: if I didn't highlight that. I'm so freaking proud of 514 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: you that you continue and I know how and why 515 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: and family and everything is so important, but it's just 516 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,720 Speaker 1: I'm I just love you and we're gonna keep going. 517 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,720 Speaker 1: And that recipe is gonna get right and there's gonna 518 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 1: be a Thanksgiving meal for everyone. The based it over. 519 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 1: So I, yeah, I didn't sleep well, and one of 520 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 1: that is because I'm on these drugs right now. But 521 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 1: the also other reason is I have started watching this show, 522 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 1: which I'm not going to tell you much about it, 523 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,960 Speaker 1: but you need to start watching it. Kendra got me 524 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:13,840 Speaker 1: on it, Yellow Jackets. Have you watched it? No, okay, 525 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you much about it except 526 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,600 Speaker 1: four exactly. It's based off of a high school female 527 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,359 Speaker 1: soccer team in the nineties. That doesn't sound exciting, that 528 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,040 Speaker 1: doesn't sound like something. This is so good. It is 529 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: messed with my brain so much so that I had 530 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,200 Speaker 1: a crazy dream last night. My girlfriend Lauren is also 531 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 1: watching it. She had a crazy dream. So cut to 532 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,120 Speaker 1: another thing happened at two am this morning, and I'm 533 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the funk is going on. 534 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,719 Speaker 1: I got a call from an email address. It was 535 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,080 Speaker 1: they were face timing me about seven times in a row, 536 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: and it was about two thirty in the morning, and 537 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,040 Speaker 1: I was like what, And I'm so out of it. 538 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 1: I'm so out of it. I start pressing decline, Decline, decline, 539 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 1: Finally I'm like, stop and so, and it was a 540 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 1: crazy mail address. Was gonna say, what's the caller idea 541 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: on it? It was this weird email address. I don't 542 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,920 Speaker 1: want to give it out, but so it was something 543 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 1: at like gmail dot com. So I finally blocked it, 544 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: tried to go back down to sleep, but then my 545 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 1: iPad started going off, like getting the call from it 546 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 1: because my iPads connected to my phone, so I had 547 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,920 Speaker 1: to get up, go into the other room shut it off. 548 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,120 Speaker 1: Well then, because I'm watching this show and it's so wild, 549 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 1: I was like, my sister has been kidnapped. My sister 550 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 1: has been kidnapped. This is her cat like her kidnapper 551 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 1: calling me, or this is the person that's found her 552 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 1: body on the side of the room. And my sister 553 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 1: and I follow each other's phones because we just do 554 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,840 Speaker 1: that in case there's an emergency or anything like that. 555 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,959 Speaker 1: I do that with a couple of my girlfriends too, 556 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,160 Speaker 1: And I immediately go to her phone to see where 557 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,560 Speaker 1: she is. Well, she's not at home. I knew she 558 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 1: was at a friend's house. So it's two thirty I've 559 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 1: gotten seven different calls and I'm like, is this is 560 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,240 Speaker 1: this her kidnapper calling me to ask for ransom money. 561 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: This is all going back to this show. It is 562 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,400 Speaker 1: screwed up my head. So today I still haven't heard 563 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: from her. I text my parents, who have also watched 564 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,640 Speaker 1: Yellow Jackets, and I still haven't heard from her. Well, 565 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,240 Speaker 1: I said, not sure if this is the show, but 566 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 1: I am so screwed up right now. I haven't heard 567 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 1: from Ken. I've located her phone. She's at a different address. 568 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: My dad's like. She's partying with her friends. It's spring 569 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 1: break for her, like kids that she's teaching. They had 570 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,360 Speaker 1: a good time last night. It's fine. Show is crazy. 571 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,720 Speaker 1: She's fine, but there's so much to unpack here. Well 572 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 1: not from that tope bead because it's still at l 573 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: a X with my computer. But give it bad. They're 574 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:54,120 Speaker 1: the kidnappers. They're the kid that's so much unit in 575 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,720 Speaker 1: l a X. You're the kidnappers. Oh. It's so terrifying though, 576 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 1: And as someone who's had her phone packed one into 577 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,120 Speaker 1: and you know, you and I both have a lot 578 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 1: of paranoia, and rightfully so when it comes to certain 579 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,760 Speaker 1: things like that. I have a lot of random numbers 580 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,880 Speaker 1: like pop up on my phone and it will do 581 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 1: the like high or you know whatever, and I'm like, okay, 582 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,720 Speaker 1: obviously this is like someone I don't know. One time 583 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: that happened and it just said it had my name 584 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,880 Speaker 1: and it was spelled C H A R R I, 585 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: S A S like so like all the letters like jumbled, 586 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,520 Speaker 1: and it said see you at nine o'clock. And I'm like, well, 587 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: obviously someone. So obviously someone knows who I am, because 588 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 1: like my name's on here, but they're just also spelled drown. 589 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,040 Speaker 1: I'm like nine o'clock. I'm like, what's this? And so 590 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 1: I just wrote back a question mark, which normally I don't. 591 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,040 Speaker 1: I'm like what, and said see you at nine, and 592 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 1: I was like, okay, what is this? So then I 593 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: right back another question mark and the person goes, problem now. 594 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, problem now that's going on here? And I said, 595 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,920 Speaker 1: tell me who this is right now, or I'm calling 596 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 1: the cops. The person writes back, Lynn, it's my nail lady. 597 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, I never number stored in my phone, and 598 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,560 Speaker 1: so I had called the nail salont to make the appointment. 599 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 1: And so then when she text me back, she doesn't 600 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,760 Speaker 1: know how to spell my name, but she goes all wrong. 601 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 1: So the point was at nine o'clock. But I was like, 602 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 1: you tell me right now, I'm calling the cops. She 603 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: just writes back, Lynn, But it's my paranoid because I'm like, 604 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 1: see you at nine. Someone knows where which someone he 605 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 1: knew where I lived. So I'm like, oh my god, 606 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 1: someone's coming to kill me at nine o'clock and I 607 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,880 Speaker 1: better be ready for this. And it was Linn the 608 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 1: nail lady. But I'm like, you don't know, you don't know. 609 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 1: This morning I had to be up early to go 610 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,479 Speaker 1: to the fertility clinic. So I was like, you know what, 611 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,440 Speaker 1: if you're going to screw around with my sleep, I'm 612 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 1: gonna screw around with her. So I started face timing 613 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 1: them back WITHOUTEO on and that did it over and 614 00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 1: over and over and over. But my question was this 615 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,000 Speaker 1: a robo call or what what is this? Or is 616 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,760 Speaker 1: this like a real psycho or is it Lynn? Because 617 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,960 Speaker 1: I did just get it was done. I know it's 618 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,920 Speaker 1: very very she's upset that you didn't come and get 619 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,200 Speaker 1: a French tip. It's Lynn, you know what I'm calling 620 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:17,160 Speaker 1: that bitch right now? Oh my god, No one loves 621 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,520 Speaker 1: Lynn more than me. I just was like I was 622 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: I didn't know. What I was more surprised by is 623 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 1: that she didn't know how to spell my name or 624 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 1: I didn't have her number store. I was like, Lynn, 625 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 1: you and I are very close. What's going on? The cops? Yeah? 626 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 1: I said, you better tell me right now who this 627 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,920 Speaker 1: is where I'm calling the cops. She just reades black Lynn, 628 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: my bad and then and then I sent her back 629 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 1: to nail emoji. I said, your back home nails see 630 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,160 Speaker 1: at nine you know, Oh my god, it's too funny. 631 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,320 Speaker 1: What a few days we have had. See this to 632 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,320 Speaker 1: call back that's great. Oh yeah, I don't care. I 633 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: don't care. I am while you guys were having the 634 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: time of your life at at Hooters and Augusta sitting 635 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 1: down at Mixed Saban, yeah, I um. I was going 636 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,480 Speaker 1: to tell a story going back to the fertility world 637 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,520 Speaker 1: and and for all of you women out there that 638 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: have you know, when you're doing your shots and you're 639 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: trying to feel normal and and also make sure your 640 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 1: partner is like, you're not ignoring them and you don't 641 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 1: want to have a crappy two weeks for them. So 642 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,480 Speaker 1: my husband and said, hey, let's go to a great 643 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,840 Speaker 1: dinner on Friday night, you guys were at the Masters, 644 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,040 Speaker 1: and let's go out and have a good time. So 645 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,479 Speaker 1: when you start doing these shots, you have to do 646 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: them kind of around the same time. It's like when 647 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,920 Speaker 1: you take birth control pill. You kind of got to 648 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,680 Speaker 1: take them around the same time. So it was seven thirty, 649 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,680 Speaker 1: seven forty five is and I was like, okay, fine, 650 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 1: we'll like pack it up, pack up the lunch box 651 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,960 Speaker 1: and bring it. And it's fine, I'll prepare dinner. I 652 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,320 Speaker 1: take it with me to dinner. Um. I was gonna 653 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,360 Speaker 1: have to take it Thursday, but now I don't have to. Um. So, 654 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,720 Speaker 1: and you got to, you know, keep refrigerated. So my 655 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 1: husband packs a little yety with the refrigerated and I 656 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,840 Speaker 1: do all the like you know, breaking bad potions before 657 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,680 Speaker 1: and I have it ready to go with my syringes 658 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 1: and we bring it in and so I'm sitting there 659 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 1: and and it was like seven forty five, and I 660 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 1: was like, crap, I gotta go to the bathroom. So 661 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,880 Speaker 1: jar It's like, all right, go to the bathroom. We're 662 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,200 Speaker 1: at this restaurant. It's kind of trendy restaurant and uh 663 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,920 Speaker 1: was it Santa Monicusher And I felt like I was 664 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 1: in a music video. I had had a couple of jurings. Um, 665 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 1: not the reason why this isn't going well, but oh 666 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,960 Speaker 1: they really got me today. That's um. So the music 667 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 1: is pump in. It's really dark in there. There's a 668 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,920 Speaker 1: bunch of younger girls, you know, they're all talking in 669 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,000 Speaker 1: the front. There's two stalls, which is a real bitch anyways, 670 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: because it's like you're waiting now, I gotta pull my 671 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,880 Speaker 1: pants down. I gotta grab the you know skin, I 672 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: gotta inject myself. I gotta figure out where I'm throwing 673 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,840 Speaker 1: the needle. It's a whole situation. But I can't at 674 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,200 Speaker 1: the recipe at the restaurant with two stalls and you've 675 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,600 Speaker 1: got four girls in the front, they're all like talking. 676 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,800 Speaker 1: So I finally getting this stall. I opened up my 677 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,520 Speaker 1: fucking YETI and I will cuss about that. I opened 678 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 1: it up. And it's like this music is like I'm 679 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,160 Speaker 1: in pulp fiction. I like feel like I'm Uma Thurman. 680 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: I'm like doing a loaded heroin and you're literally I'm like, 681 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,440 Speaker 1: I'm really shooting up with math today. Like here, I 682 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,239 Speaker 1: imagine if someone bust into like you know, you're doing 683 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,200 Speaker 1: drops it's what I exactly, It's what I kept thinking. 684 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 1: So I turned my body and anyone that knows me 685 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 1: or has been a fan of the show, I'm as 686 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 1: square as they come. Like I don't even have my 687 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,720 Speaker 1: ears double pierce. Like I've smoked a cigarette maybe twice. 688 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 1: Oh actually European cigarettes. No, I just don't partake. I'm 689 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:32,040 Speaker 1: a real big square so you know, done everything. I 690 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:37,000 Speaker 1: just so here I am. I'm in this bathroom in 691 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,239 Speaker 1: music is like everyone and I'm like I am in 692 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 1: a crazy after school special. It's dark, so I decided 693 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,799 Speaker 1: to turn my back to the door because you can 694 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,160 Speaker 1: we all know you can still see in the Are 695 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,960 Speaker 1: you sitting down? Are you squatting? Are you shooting Heroine? 696 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,359 Speaker 1: Are you not? So? I you know, turn around, I 697 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,880 Speaker 1: pull my pants down, I open up my yetti. I 698 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:05,759 Speaker 1: got two shots. Okay. I'm also like very coherent to 699 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,760 Speaker 1: the conversations going on in the back while I feel 700 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: bad that they're like this girl has definitely taken a dude. 701 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:19,600 Speaker 1: I'm shooting myself, Bob. It's I be happy it wasn't 702 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:24,279 Speaker 1: a pick. Also, I'm so like square that when I 703 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: do shoot up, it has to be like three two 704 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,240 Speaker 1: fingers down from your belly buttonhole. So I'm like trying 705 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 1: to figure out where where am I not going to 706 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 1: hit a vein and all of this. But while I'm 707 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,120 Speaker 1: doing this, these girls are like probably ten to fifteen 708 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,879 Speaker 1: years younger, and they're like, you know, Lindsay, I don't 709 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,600 Speaker 1: even care where we are tonight, Like we could go 710 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: to the most trendy restaurant ever, but I just like, 711 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,680 Speaker 1: I just don't care, Like I just want to have 712 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,839 Speaker 1: a good time. I'm so tired of Joshua and all 713 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,399 Speaker 1: his nonsense, Like I just want to have a good time. 714 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,360 Speaker 1: So we could go to the Rattius Bar, Like we 715 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,439 Speaker 1: don't even have to be here tonight, Like I don't 716 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,400 Speaker 1: care that there's all these like select here and I'm like, 717 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 1: where's the vein? And I'm like and the music and 718 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,799 Speaker 1: there's no lights, and I'm like, I'm forty three and 719 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:16,160 Speaker 1: I'm shooting fertility drugs in myself in a trendy sam 720 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,799 Speaker 1: Monica restaurant with my ass to the door because if 721 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,840 Speaker 1: anyone sees me, they're gonna think it's mess when they 722 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,040 Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, oh my god. So right, so I 723 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,960 Speaker 1: finally get through with it, I'm like where am I 724 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,960 Speaker 1: throwing these needles out? And I throwing I'm like, this 725 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,480 Speaker 1: is really an act school special. They didn't have one, 726 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,040 Speaker 1: so I shoved it back in my yetti. I shoved 727 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,320 Speaker 1: it in my purse. I just want to wash my hands. 728 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,160 Speaker 1: I want, like, I don't want these girls to see 729 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,720 Speaker 1: that it stinks in there. I'm fine. They've all walked 730 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 1: out and I'm trying to get to the sink to 731 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,400 Speaker 1: wash my hands. Now there's a girl definitely twenty years 732 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,000 Speaker 1: younger than me. She's in the mirror of the sink 733 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:56,080 Speaker 1: doing the pose with the um you know what's her name? 734 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,839 Speaker 1: Baldwin or Kylie Jenner? And there she's doing the self 735 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,760 Speaker 1: and I'm like just standing there, like after I'm injecting myself, 736 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,799 Speaker 1: can I wash my hands? Girl? Girl? She looks over 737 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,520 Speaker 1: and she's like, sorry one second. This light is so good, 738 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,360 Speaker 1: and I'm like, what do we live? Where do we live? 739 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,359 Speaker 1: It was so good. I came down and I'm dead. 740 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,440 Speaker 1: I'm dead. After that story, Jerry, I come back to 741 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,120 Speaker 1: the table and he goes, you okay, and I go 742 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,239 Speaker 1: I have such a great story for the podcast. I 743 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,360 Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna be Larry David, right now I'm like, 744 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:30,680 Speaker 1: it's unbelievable, Lindsay, I just want to go. I want 745 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,080 Speaker 1: to have so much fun tonight. I don't even care 746 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,560 Speaker 1: for at this trendy restaurant. I mean, we could be 747 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,759 Speaker 1: at a bart, but I just don't want Samantha to 748 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,560 Speaker 1: be mad at me, So let's just go to the bar. 749 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: We don't have to be here. I was like, oh, 750 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,160 Speaker 1: I'm shooting fall st im pen to twenty five. I 751 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:52,880 Speaker 1: use passed the scalpel and guess what, here's the plot twist. 752 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,800 Speaker 1: It was Jillian and I out there talking the whole time. 753 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,719 Speaker 1: No Julian would have been like, girl, do that out here. 754 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:06,480 Speaker 1: It's fine, Oh god, what you're the freaking best. Only 755 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:15,319 Speaker 1: you should have been like, freezer let eggs, ladies, what 756 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,400 Speaker 1: can we cut my laughter? That it is so aggressive? 757 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,680 Speaker 1: Only you could have a funny story like that. Oh 758 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,320 Speaker 1: my god, it's too good. And with that one, ladies 759 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,800 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, freeze your eggs early. But it really doesn't 760 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,680 Speaker 1: have anything to do with eggs. It has everything to 761 00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,120 Speaker 1: do with the recipe, and God dannit, we're gonna get 762 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,000 Speaker 1: it right, Mrs dolfire online one. Oh my sister just 763 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:40,319 Speaker 1: texted she's alive. That's great. Hold on, let me read 764 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,400 Speaker 1: what she wrote. She goes, sorry, didn't mean to scare 765 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,360 Speaker 1: scare you. Oh my god, I've lost so much sleepover 766 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,400 Speaker 1: yellow jackets. You guys have to watch this show. It's 767 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:55,200 Speaker 1: so crazy. When I watched the finale, I didn't sleep 768 00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,799 Speaker 1: at all. I literally saw the sun come up, so 769 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: I geeked out. Yes, the show is incredible, but it 770 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,759 Speaker 1: fs you up. So it does metap here for all 771 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:10,040 Speaker 1: to fertility people out there to recap this episode. Ladies, 772 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,960 Speaker 1: get to the Masters to find yourself a man tiger. 773 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,239 Speaker 1: Welcome back, Nick, Saban, you're my new hero. I'm gonna 774 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,319 Speaker 1: name my kid Nick. Aaron's gonna name her kids Saban. Yeah, 775 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,040 Speaker 1: and Jillian, is it time? Jillian stand up while shaking hands. 776 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,920 Speaker 1: Kendra is alive. If you found the total and let 777 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,840 Speaker 1: us know, and ladies, freeze your eggs early. Thanks for 778 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:36,439 Speaker 1: joining us here on the Calm Down podcast. Calm Down 779 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,280 Speaker 1: with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I Heart Radio. 780 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,719 Speaker 1: For more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the I 781 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.