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<v Speaker 1>Second date update today, Russell is on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. And you didn't give me much

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<v Speaker 1>detail in the email that he sent in. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing that he hooked up on the first date because

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<v Speaker 1>all he said was his date only lasted a minute. Congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>Russell sounds successful to me. Man, Yeah, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>is that really true? Yeah, I mean it wouldn't literally

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<v Speaker 1>like a minute. It was like it was like five

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<v Speaker 1>to ten minutes. Yeah, I'm talking about every man says Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Afterward they're asking we're on that thing and that it's

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<v Speaker 1>not true. Yeah, that they're asking if you actually hooked

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<v Speaker 1>up on your first day. No, no, no, So we've

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<v Speaker 1>made it as far as like sitting down for dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and then that was it was over. Yeah. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I was. I thought it was more clear on

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<v Speaker 1>that very easy joke there, Russell, But I guess not.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into your actual date, tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you want to call today. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Tanya. You said like that, like you

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<v Speaker 1>still like her a lot. I mean, obviously you're calling us.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you eat, Tanya? The jewelry's part of the

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<v Speaker 1>department store. I was I needed to buy a new

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<v Speaker 1>watch because I was late for work a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>so you needed a watch. I've been late like five times.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just kind of embarrassing. But I need to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was browsing at the mall and I went

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<v Speaker 1>into this place, and as soon as I walked in,

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<v Speaker 1>Tanya like I saw her out of the corner of

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<v Speaker 1>my eye and I looked over and she smiled at me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you're getting flustered anyway. I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to find the cheapest watches, and I never

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<v Speaker 1>go into a place like that, so I'm kind of clueless.

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<v Speaker 1>They were all expensive. There wasn't a cheap section for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I ended up going through a whole routine with her,

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<v Speaker 1>so I found the cheap section, and then she walked

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<v Speaker 1>me to the expensive section, and of course, like a

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<v Speaker 1>good salesperson. Yeah yeah, but it didn't feel like that. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like she really I don't know, sometimes did

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like a person just sees you. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a nice thing to say. So she was a good salesperson.

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<v Speaker 1>She confused you into thinking that she actually cared about you,

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<v Speaker 1>not just selling you a product. Oh my god, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>they went on a date. She obviously cared about him,

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<v Speaker 1>like right, like go on a date. Did you ask

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<v Speaker 1>her out? Yeah? I did ask her out. I was

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<v Speaker 1>buying like a four hundred dollar watch. That's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money, Yeah, just to impress her. I didn't need it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wasn't pushing it on me. I just bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a chain department store? So you could take

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<v Speaker 1>her back at another location? I could. I haven't worn

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<v Speaker 1>it yet. Actually, well okay, I have worn it. Actually don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's later. That's later we're gonna get We're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>into where you've worn the watch too later. Huh yeah yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's ringing me out and she said okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>just like kept looking at me like there was more

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<v Speaker 1>to say, And so I just asked her out. Good

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<v Speaker 1>for you, is it? I mean it sounds like that's

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<v Speaker 1>not something you normally do. Not really, no, No, she

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<v Speaker 1>was just so nice. Okay, and obviously she said yes,

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<v Speaker 1>So she did. She said, yes, what did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>do on your day? We met for dinner and I

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<v Speaker 1>got there a little earlier than her son put in

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<v Speaker 1>their innervation. And then she came into the lobby and

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<v Speaker 1>we had a nice little quick hook and then we

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<v Speaker 1>won't balk to the table and we sit out and

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<v Speaker 1>as she sits down, she like rips this huge part

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<v Speaker 1>pose on purpose. It was clearly not on purpose. OKAYO

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Maybe she's a jokester. Was she mortified? She

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<v Speaker 1>was mortified. It totally announced our arrival to the whole restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>O loud. That was that bad? Huh oh? It was.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody turned and looked, oh wow, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel embarrassed just hearing this story. Oh my god, is

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<v Speaker 1>that why she left? You said she left right away.

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<v Speaker 1>She used herself to the bathroom right away before I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a chance to say anything. Yeah, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to ask you. Did you call attention

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<v Speaker 1>to it? I didn't. Well, I mean I laughed just

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<v Speaker 1>impulsively because I didn't think it was gonna make her

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<v Speaker 1>run away screaming. But in retrospect, it was clearly kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a mortifying moment. Right, How is that in retrospect,

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<v Speaker 1>that should be like very clear in the moment. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're farting when you're sitting down and the restaurant turns

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<v Speaker 1>and stares at you, it'd be fair when somebody farts,

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<v Speaker 1>you laught. It's just kind of the first thing that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>That just kind of happened, I know, but well I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think it was a big deal anyway, she clearly did. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So she went to the bathroom and I'm waiting, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting and she just never comes back. Oh, poor girls.

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<v Speaker 1>I finally eventually asked the waitress if you'll go into

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies room and check for her, And so she

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<v Speaker 1>went and checked and she wasn't there, and I never

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<v Speaker 1>were a dinner, and I just left and I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like an idiot. A bad fart killed your day. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>why haven't you gone back to the department store to

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<v Speaker 1>check on her? We're not check on her, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>ask her out again, and like, are you okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>sound really unhealthy. No, No, I've gone back and a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of times she wasn't working, And then there are

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times where she was working and she

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<v Speaker 1>was busy with customers, and I was like, one time,

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<v Speaker 1>I like hid behind a rack of clothes, and that's weird. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to say, Like what am I

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to go to her and be like, Hey, it's

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<v Speaker 1>okay that you farted. Yes, yes, that's exactly what you

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<v Speaker 1>should say, absolutely loudly in front of everybody. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>to address the elephant in the room, right, Well, what

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<v Speaker 1>am I supposed to do, just like in front of

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<v Speaker 1>all the other customers say that? Or but I know

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<v Speaker 1>you asked her like, hey, do you have a second

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<v Speaker 1>to talk? And you guys walk off the sales floor

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere else. I don't know, Yeah, I guess, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was just I don't know. Maybe I was embarrassed myself

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<v Speaker 1>and all kind of took a lot just to even

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<v Speaker 1>xcro out in the first place. I just hope she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't feel like mad at me because I laughed her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she might. Maybe that's why she's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll play a song and then come back

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<v Speaker 1>and call her and get your second date update. Okay, great, thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>ye hang on brooking jubil in the morning right in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a second date update. And if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us. Russell is on the phone and he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call Tanya. He met her while he was

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<v Speaker 1>shopping for a watch at a department store. Liked her

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<v Speaker 1>so much that he actually bought a four hundred dollar watch,

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<v Speaker 1>and then after out on a date, she agreed to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a date. They met for dinner, but the

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<v Speaker 1>date didn't last very long. Am I forgetting an important detail?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right. She farted very loudly while she sat

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<v Speaker 1>down at the table, then excused herself. And that's the

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<v Speaker 1>last Russell has ever heard from Tanya. So we're about

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<v Speaker 1>to get her on the phone and find out if

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<v Speaker 1>the fart is the reason that she's not calling him back. Russell,

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<v Speaker 1>This is this could really backfire. I mean, if she's

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<v Speaker 1>so embarrassed about that fart where everyone in the restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>turned it looked at her, probably calling her out publicly

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<v Speaker 1>about it is maybe not the best route to take. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing it now, so I hope that we can

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<v Speaker 1>make her feel like, hey, totally normal body function. Not

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<v Speaker 1>the best timing. You shouldn't be embarrassed, right, That's our

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<v Speaker 1>goal here, exactly, That's the primary goal. Okay, And kurf

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<v Speaker 1>feel okay, And then the secondary goal if I get

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<v Speaker 1>everything I want, would be that she would go out

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Yeah, because I really liked her. Maybe if

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<v Speaker 1>you get enough dates, you can get her back to

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<v Speaker 1>your house and she can fart on your couch. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dollar phone number. Here we go. Hello. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Tanya speaking? Hey Tanya? How are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Okay, how are you doing? I'm doing Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What can I What can I do for you? It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you gettember? I'm calling you today because one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners sent us an email asking if we

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<v Speaker 1>could get you on the phone. What. Yeah, we do

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<v Speaker 1>a segment on our show called the second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you go out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and then don't call them back after, they can

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<v Speaker 1>email us to get you on the phone and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can find out why. And we got an

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<v Speaker 1>email from a dude named Russell. Oh my god, no, um, yeah, no, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we we got an email from Russell. Believe Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I don't want to know if you do

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<v Speaker 1>the phone for a second time out here. It's honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not bad. It's not bad. Hey, Russell, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Think Tanya? Hung up? No, I call her back. She's

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<v Speaker 1>that embarrassed over a far whoa, I'm going to call

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<v Speaker 1>her back. Maybe you shouldn't. Yeah, no, I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call her back and see if we

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<v Speaker 1>get her on. I'll try again. Hang on, Hello, Tanya. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Stewil from Brook and Jewel in the morning again.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't hang up. Please, I can't believe. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>can we just still a minute of your time. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you guys want, but I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>not shouldn't being a part of Tanya? Hang on, Please

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<v Speaker 1>don't hang up. All I want to do is let

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<v Speaker 1>you know that Russell likes you a lot. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said really kind things. He said that you saw him.

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<v Speaker 1>He said she was a person who saw me for

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<v Speaker 1>who I was. And he gets so nervous. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you could tell the guys like he never asks anyone out.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you there? I'm here. I'm just so embarrassed. I

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<v Speaker 1>really hate to talk about it. I understand that Tanya,

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<v Speaker 1>we did hear about your first date with Russell. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, understand that it's an embarrassing thing. It's happened

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<v Speaker 1>to a lot of people and mistimed fart. And look,

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<v Speaker 1>Russell didn't have a problem with it at all. He

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<v Speaker 1>just really wanted to continue your date. And I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe. I can't believe he told you. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even tell like my friends, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I nobody knows that, Tanya. Once you get a little

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<v Speaker 1>distance from it, it'll be a funny story. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>too close to it right now. You're just remembering how

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<v Speaker 1>you felt in that moment. Like if you could look

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<v Speaker 1>at it as an outsider, you could see it's pretty comical.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no no, it's like getting highs.

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<v Speaker 1>This is horrible. Don't we understand it's an embarrassing thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We won't focus on that part of the day if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to, but we would like to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you about Russell a little bit, if that's cool, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. I do really appreciate it, and

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<v Speaker 1>Russell appreciates it. Russell said that he really liked you

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<v Speaker 1>and he was having a good time until you left,

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<v Speaker 1>and he just wants to be able to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you again, so maybe you guys can go out. I

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<v Speaker 1>can never face him again. What come on if he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't care that far, it's just one fart, Tanya. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>let that go. Oh my god, he said, And I'm like, god,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but everybody does it. That's the thing. Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it sucks. It happened to you on a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>That totally sucks. I totally get that. Just really embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>because like I am on a new diet and I

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm still adjusting and like, you know things about

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on with your body, but you can't like

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<v Speaker 1>control it. Yeah, Like I could feel it rumbling, like

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<v Speaker 1>of course, like as soon as I got there, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like waiting for the moment as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I could excuse myself, and I had no control.

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<v Speaker 1>It's understandable. It happens. And Russell wasn't really bothered by

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<v Speaker 1>it at all. I think he understands that. And I

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<v Speaker 1>know that you want to get off the phone of

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<v Speaker 1>you embarrass I'm just gonna tell you right now, Russell

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<v Speaker 1>is actually on the other line listening. I wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. No, no, yes, yes, yes, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. Tanya it's all good, it's fine. Oh my god, Yes, Tanya,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. Please go hang up. Can I talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you for a minute? Are you kidding? Is this really happening? Yeah, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry. It was clearly was a mistake to

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<v Speaker 1>do this to you and put you on blast like this.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't have words. But second, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>say that I think it couldn't be any less of

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal that you passed gas a little in

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<v Speaker 1>the round. Okay, all right, there you goes um I

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to like erase this, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>raise it entirely. I can't. You don't make it as

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<v Speaker 1>bad as you think it is. Maybe Russell, maybe talk

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<v Speaker 1>about other things besides that moment right now, like how

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<v Speaker 1>much you like her? Well? I like you a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>We had, you know, we had great conversation and mostly

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<v Speaker 1>it was in the store and then we talked for

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<v Speaker 1>a few minutes in the lobby before we sat down.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so nice, you got such a lovely play. You're

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<v Speaker 1>so pretty, and even though people looked, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>anyone cared or oh my god, people looked, are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, I was pretty loud, but oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody does it, you know, Russell, I just don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know if after you've like seen me

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<v Speaker 1>in this moment like that, you know, like that embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>them where I have to run and leave a restaurant. Okay, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's clear that you have misgivings about it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>respect that, and I don't want to pressure you into anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing that I would say for myself is that I

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<v Speaker 1>believe that if you gave me a chance and just

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<v Speaker 1>open yourself up to disappointment, I would surprise you and

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<v Speaker 1>I could be good to, like just to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date, and I can see from there. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you should feel bad. I have farted on

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of dates before, and you know, usually I find

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<v Speaker 1>the corner or something. Sometimes I do it just to

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<v Speaker 1>make people ask. Well, yeah, okay, but like that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been intentional. You haven't ever done that in front

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<v Speaker 1>of a restaurant full of people or everybody apparently saw

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<v Speaker 1>and heard and like relaxing. Honestly, Tanya, I might have.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I never tried a art at a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I have accidentally, I probably excuse me a

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<v Speaker 1>move on. I really didn't try I'm sure you didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's clear that you didn't. But if you did,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying I wouldn't have cared. Yeah, listen to him, Tanya.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is like, you've already gotten one big

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<v Speaker 1>relationship hump. You've been through that already, You've had your

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing moment. Like that's a good way to start because

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<v Speaker 1>you know you can make it through those things. And Tanya,

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<v Speaker 1>if it helps, like I will fart right now. That's

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<v Speaker 1>actually if you can fart on que Russell, that's impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want me to, will you will? You will

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<v Speaker 1>if you want me to. Isn't that you're laughing? Yes, yes, Tanya?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a yes you want him to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is that like, I'm serious, I'll do it right

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<v Speaker 1>now like on the phone, but I need consent. Consent, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you have everybody's consent. I think Tanya's laugh is consent

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<v Speaker 1>for you to fart if you think you can right now? Russell, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here goes what we're doing this? What was that? Was

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<v Speaker 1>that a farner? You got some balloons lying around your

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<v Speaker 1>place that you just let out. I'm pretty sure that

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<v Speaker 1>was stinky. No it I had to push really hard,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got it. I had an interesting sound to it.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, Tanya. Now Russell has farted for everybody

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<v Speaker 1>who's listening to the show right nowt to here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>even it's totally cool now and I believe you actually, Tanya,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever had a man fart in your honor

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<v Speaker 1>before like that? No, that's pretty gentlemen. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you that's chilvariant. It's best. I fully agree.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think? Will you go on a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with Russell? We will pay for it? Yeah? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, she can barely get the yes out,

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<v Speaker 1>she's laughing so hard. Congratulations Russell, you got your second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you, thank you Tanya for giving me

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<v Speaker 1>a second chance. Oh my god, I didn't know farts

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<v Speaker 1>could be so romantic. I'm literally wrapped up in this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what's the weirdest call I think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>had in my sirate life. I hope you to enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>your next date. Thank you. I'm sure I will. Yeah, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you will. Tanya. Now you have somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with you, and you can blame farts on

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<v Speaker 1>whenever broken jewel in the morning text at seven eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine to two says, So she farted in

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant full of people, and he farted on air

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<v Speaker 1>for at least nine people. Still doesn't seem equal, and

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you on that. It's broken. Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning talking about today's second date update if you

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, this dude Russell wanted to call Tanya another

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<v Speaker 1>classic case of fart and flee. Tanya accidentally farted while

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<v Speaker 1>they were on their first date at the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 1>She then excused herself and left and was obviously very embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why she wasn't calling him back. Russell tried to

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<v Speaker 1>show her that he was cool with the fart and

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<v Speaker 1>farting is not a big deal. He even farted over

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<v Speaker 1>the phone to try to convince her. Yeah, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>the most impressive fart, but he was able to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that one Tanya back over. So they decided to

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a second date. I remember, Texas says,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the most wholesome second date update you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have ever had. Yeah, remember you want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second day update. I have to do is email the

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<v Speaker 1>show and we will call a person who wouldn't call

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<v Speaker 1>you back another ninety two point five