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Speaker 1: Second date update today, Russell is on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update. And you didn't give me much
Speaker 1: detail in the email that he sent in. But I'm
Speaker 1: guessing that he hooked up on the first date because
Speaker 1: all he said was his date only lasted a minute. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: Russell sounds successful to me. Man, Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is that really true? Yeah, I mean it wouldn't literally
Speaker 1: like a minute. It was like it was like five
Speaker 1: to ten minutes. Yeah, I'm talking about every man says Okay.
Speaker 1: Afterward they're asking we're on that thing and that it's
Speaker 1: not true. Yeah, that they're asking if you actually hooked
Speaker 1: up on your first day. No, no, no, So we've
Speaker 1: made it as far as like sitting down for dinner
Speaker 1: and then that was it was over. Yeah. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: thought I was. I thought it was more clear on
Speaker 1: that very easy joke there, Russell, But I guess not.
Speaker 1: Before we get into your actual date, tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl you want to call today. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Tanya. You said like that, like you
Speaker 1: still like her a lot. I mean, obviously you're calling us.
Speaker 1: Where did you eat, Tanya? The jewelry's part of the
Speaker 1: department store. I was I needed to buy a new
Speaker 1: watch because I was late for work a lot, and
Speaker 1: so you needed a watch. I've been late like five times.
Speaker 1: It was just kind of embarrassing. But I need to watch.
Speaker 1: And I was browsing at the mall and I went
Speaker 1: into this place, and as soon as I walked in,
Speaker 1: Tanya like I saw her out of the corner of
Speaker 1: my eye and I looked over and she smiled at me.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're getting flustered anyway. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: like trying to find the cheapest watches, and I never
Speaker 1: go into a place like that, so I'm kind of clueless.
Speaker 1: They were all expensive. There wasn't a cheap section for you.
Speaker 1: I ended up going through a whole routine with her,
Speaker 1: so I found the cheap section, and then she walked
Speaker 1: me to the expensive section, and of course, like a
Speaker 1: good salesperson. Yeah yeah, but it didn't feel like that. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it felt like she really I don't know, sometimes did
Speaker 1: you feel like a person just sees you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a nice thing to say. So she was a good salesperson.
Speaker 1: She confused you into thinking that she actually cared about you,
Speaker 1: not just selling you a product. Oh my god, you guys,
Speaker 1: they went on a date. She obviously cared about him,
Speaker 1: like right, like go on a date. Did you ask
Speaker 1: her out? Yeah? I did ask her out. I was
Speaker 1: buying like a four hundred dollar watch. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of money, Yeah, just to impress her. I didn't need it,
Speaker 1: and she wasn't pushing it on me. I just bought it.
Speaker 1: Is it a chain department store? So you could take
Speaker 1: her back at another location? I could. I haven't worn
Speaker 1: it yet. Actually, well okay, I have worn it. Actually don't.
Speaker 1: That's later. That's later we're gonna get We're gonna get
Speaker 1: into where you've worn the watch too later. Huh yeah yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's ringing me out and she said okay, and
Speaker 1: just like kept looking at me like there was more
Speaker 1: to say, And so I just asked her out. Good
Speaker 1: for you, is it? I mean it sounds like that's
Speaker 1: not something you normally do. Not really, no, No, she
Speaker 1: was just so nice. Okay, and obviously she said yes,
Speaker 1: So she did. She said, yes, what did you guys
Speaker 1: do on your day? We met for dinner and I
Speaker 1: got there a little earlier than her son put in
Speaker 1: their innervation. And then she came into the lobby and
Speaker 1: we had a nice little quick hook and then we
Speaker 1: won't balk to the table and we sit out and
Speaker 1: as she sits down, she like rips this huge part
Speaker 1: pose on purpose. It was clearly not on purpose. OKAYO
Speaker 1: first date. Maybe she's a jokester. Was she mortified? She
Speaker 1: was mortified. It totally announced our arrival to the whole restaurant.
Speaker 1: O loud. That was that bad? Huh oh? It was.
Speaker 1: Everybody turned and looked, oh wow, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: feel embarrassed just hearing this story. Oh my god, is
Speaker 1: that why she left? You said she left right away.
Speaker 1: She used herself to the bathroom right away before I
Speaker 1: didn't have a chance to say anything. Yeah, that's all
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you. Did you call attention
Speaker 1: to it? I didn't. Well, I mean I laughed just
Speaker 1: impulsively because I didn't think it was gonna make her
Speaker 1: run away screaming. But in retrospect, it was clearly kind
Speaker 1: of a mortifying moment. Right, How is that in retrospect,
Speaker 1: that should be like very clear in the moment. If
Speaker 1: you're farting when you're sitting down and the restaurant turns
Speaker 1: and stares at you, it'd be fair when somebody farts,
Speaker 1: you laught. It's just kind of the first thing that happened.
Speaker 1: That just kind of happened, I know, but well I
Speaker 1: didn't think it was a big deal anyway, she clearly did. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So she went to the bathroom and I'm waiting, and
Speaker 1: I'm waiting and she just never comes back. Oh, poor girls.
Speaker 1: I finally eventually asked the waitress if you'll go into
Speaker 1: the ladies room and check for her, And so she
Speaker 1: went and checked and she wasn't there, and I never
Speaker 1: were a dinner, and I just left and I felt
Speaker 1: like an idiot. A bad fart killed your day. Oh man,
Speaker 1: why haven't you gone back to the department store to
Speaker 1: check on her? We're not check on her, I guess,
Speaker 1: ask her out again, and like, are you okay, that's
Speaker 1: sound really unhealthy. No, No, I've gone back and a
Speaker 1: couple of times she wasn't working, And then there are
Speaker 1: a couple of times where she was working and she
Speaker 1: was busy with customers, and I was like, one time,
Speaker 1: I like hid behind a rack of clothes, and that's weird. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to say, Like what am I
Speaker 1: supposed to go to her and be like, Hey, it's
Speaker 1: okay that you farted. Yes, yes, that's exactly what you
Speaker 1: should say, absolutely loudly in front of everybody. You've got
Speaker 1: to address the elephant in the room, right, Well, what
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do, just like in front of
Speaker 1: all the other customers say that? Or but I know
Speaker 1: you asked her like, hey, do you have a second
Speaker 1: to talk? And you guys walk off the sales floor
Speaker 1: somewhere else. I don't know, Yeah, I guess, but it
Speaker 1: was just I don't know. Maybe I was embarrassed myself
Speaker 1: and all kind of took a lot just to even
Speaker 1: xcro out in the first place. I just hope she
Speaker 1: didn't feel like mad at me because I laughed her.
Speaker 1: Yeah she might. Maybe that's why she's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song and then come back
Speaker 1: and call her and get your second date update. Okay, great, thanks,
Speaker 1: ye hang on brooking jubil in the morning right in
Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update. And if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us. Russell is on the phone and he
Speaker 1: wants to call Tanya. He met her while he was
Speaker 1: shopping for a watch at a department store. Liked her
Speaker 1: so much that he actually bought a four hundred dollar watch,
Speaker 1: and then after out on a date, she agreed to
Speaker 1: go on a date. They met for dinner, but the
Speaker 1: date didn't last very long. Am I forgetting an important detail?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. She farted very loudly while she sat
Speaker 1: down at the table, then excused herself. And that's the
Speaker 1: last Russell has ever heard from Tanya. So we're about
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone and find out if
Speaker 1: the fart is the reason that she's not calling him back. Russell,
Speaker 1: This is this could really backfire. I mean, if she's
Speaker 1: so embarrassed about that fart where everyone in the restaurant
Speaker 1: turned it looked at her, probably calling her out publicly
Speaker 1: about it is maybe not the best route to take. Well,
Speaker 1: we're doing it now, so I hope that we can
Speaker 1: make her feel like, hey, totally normal body function. Not
Speaker 1: the best timing. You shouldn't be embarrassed, right, That's our
Speaker 1: goal here, exactly, That's the primary goal. Okay, And kurf
Speaker 1: feel okay, And then the secondary goal if I get
Speaker 1: everything I want, would be that she would go out
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, because I really liked her. Maybe if
Speaker 1: you get enough dates, you can get her back to
Speaker 1: your house and she can fart on your couch. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone number. Here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Tanya speaking? Hey Tanya? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, how are you doing? I'm doing Okay?
Speaker 1: What can I What can I do for you? It's like,
Speaker 1: how did you gettember? I'm calling you today because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners sent us an email asking if we
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone. What. Yeah, we do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then don't call them back after, they can
Speaker 1: email us to get you on the phone and see
Speaker 1: if we can find out why. And we got an
Speaker 1: email from a dude named Russell. Oh my god, no, um, yeah, no, uh,
Speaker 1: we we got an email from Russell. Believe Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what I don't want to know if you do
Speaker 1: the phone for a second time out here. It's honestly,
Speaker 1: it's not bad. It's not bad. Hey, Russell, all right?
Speaker 1: Think Tanya? Hung up? No, I call her back. She's
Speaker 1: that embarrassed over a far whoa, I'm going to call
Speaker 1: her back. Maybe you shouldn't. Yeah, no, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call her back and see if we
Speaker 1: get her on. I'll try again. Hang on, Hello, Tanya. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's Stewil from Brook and Jewel in the morning again.
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. Please, I can't believe. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can we just still a minute of your time. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys want, but I'm really
Speaker 1: not shouldn't being a part of Tanya? Hang on, Please
Speaker 1: don't hang up. All I want to do is let
Speaker 1: you know that Russell likes you a lot. That's it.
Speaker 1: He said really kind things. He said that you saw him.
Speaker 1: He said she was a person who saw me for
Speaker 1: who I was. And he gets so nervous. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could tell the guys like he never asks anyone out.
Speaker 1: Are you there? I'm here. I'm just so embarrassed. I
Speaker 1: really hate to talk about it. I understand that Tanya,
Speaker 1: we did hear about your first date with Russell. Oh,
Speaker 1: my god, understand that it's an embarrassing thing. It's happened
Speaker 1: to a lot of people and mistimed fart. And look,
Speaker 1: Russell didn't have a problem with it at all. He
Speaker 1: just really wanted to continue your date. And I cannot
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I can't believe he told you. I
Speaker 1: didn't even tell like my friends, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I nobody knows that, Tanya. Once you get a little
Speaker 1: distance from it, it'll be a funny story. You're just
Speaker 1: too close to it right now. You're just remembering how
Speaker 1: you felt in that moment. Like if you could look
Speaker 1: at it as an outsider, you could see it's pretty comical.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, it's like getting highs.
Speaker 1: This is horrible. Don't we understand it's an embarrassing thing.
Speaker 1: We won't focus on that part of the day if
Speaker 1: you don't want to, but we would like to talk
Speaker 1: to you about Russell a little bit, if that's cool, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I do really appreciate it, and
Speaker 1: Russell appreciates it. Russell said that he really liked you
Speaker 1: and he was having a good time until you left,
Speaker 1: and he just wants to be able to talk to
Speaker 1: you again, so maybe you guys can go out. I
Speaker 1: can never face him again. What come on if he
Speaker 1: doesn't care that far, it's just one fart, Tanya. Don't
Speaker 1: let that go. Oh my god, he said, And I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: I know, but everybody does it. That's the thing. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it sucks. It happened to you on a first date.
Speaker 1: That totally sucks. I totally get that. Just really embarrassing
Speaker 1: because like I am on a new diet and I
Speaker 1: like I'm still adjusting and like, you know things about
Speaker 1: what's going on with your body, but you can't like
Speaker 1: control it. Yeah, Like I could feel it rumbling, like
Speaker 1: of course, like as soon as I got there, and
Speaker 1: I was just like waiting for the moment as soon
Speaker 1: as I could excuse myself, and I had no control.
Speaker 1: It's understandable. It happens. And Russell wasn't really bothered by
Speaker 1: it at all. I think he understands that. And I
Speaker 1: know that you want to get off the phone of
Speaker 1: you embarrass I'm just gonna tell you right now, Russell
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening. I wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. No, no, yes, yes, yes, it's a
Speaker 1: good thing. Tanya it's all good, it's fine. Oh my god, Yes, Tanya,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Please go hang up. Can I talk to
Speaker 1: you for a minute? Are you kidding? Is this really happening? Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. It was clearly was a mistake to
Speaker 1: do this to you and put you on blast like this.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have words. But second, I just want to
Speaker 1: say that I think it couldn't be any less of
Speaker 1: a big deal that you passed gas a little in
Speaker 1: the round. Okay, all right, there you goes um I
Speaker 1: I just want to like erase this, you know, I
Speaker 1: raise it entirely. I can't. You don't make it as
Speaker 1: bad as you think it is. Maybe Russell, maybe talk
Speaker 1: about other things besides that moment right now, like how
Speaker 1: much you like her? Well? I like you a lot.
Speaker 1: We had, you know, we had great conversation and mostly
Speaker 1: it was in the store and then we talked for
Speaker 1: a few minutes in the lobby before we sat down.
Speaker 1: You're so nice, you got such a lovely play. You're
Speaker 1: so pretty, and even though people looked, I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone cared or oh my god, people looked, are you serious?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I was pretty loud, but oh my god,
Speaker 1: everybody does it, you know, Russell, I just don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if after you've like seen me
Speaker 1: in this moment like that, you know, like that embarrassing
Speaker 1: them where I have to run and leave a restaurant. Okay, Look,
Speaker 1: it's clear that you have misgivings about it, and I
Speaker 1: respect that, and I don't want to pressure you into anything.
Speaker 1: Thing that I would say for myself is that I
Speaker 1: believe that if you gave me a chance and just
Speaker 1: open yourself up to disappointment, I would surprise you and
Speaker 1: I could be good to, like just to go on
Speaker 1: a date, and I can see from there. I just
Speaker 1: don't think you should feel bad. I have farted on
Speaker 1: plenty of dates before, and you know, usually I find
Speaker 1: the corner or something. Sometimes I do it just to
Speaker 1: make people ask. Well, yeah, okay, but like that would
Speaker 1: have been intentional. You haven't ever done that in front
Speaker 1: of a restaurant full of people or everybody apparently saw
Speaker 1: and heard and like relaxing. Honestly, Tanya, I might have.
Speaker 1: I mean, I never tried a art at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: but if I have accidentally, I probably excuse me a
Speaker 1: move on. I really didn't try I'm sure you didn't.
Speaker 1: I know it's clear that you didn't. But if you did,
Speaker 1: I'm saying I wouldn't have cared. Yeah, listen to him, Tanya.
Speaker 1: And the thing is like, you've already gotten one big
Speaker 1: relationship hump. You've been through that already, You've had your
Speaker 1: embarrassing moment. Like that's a good way to start because
Speaker 1: you know you can make it through those things. And Tanya,
Speaker 1: if it helps, like I will fart right now. That's
Speaker 1: actually if you can fart on que Russell, that's impressive.
Speaker 1: If you want me to, will you will? You will
Speaker 1: if you want me to. Isn't that you're laughing? Yes, yes, Tanya?
Speaker 1: Is that a yes you want him to do it?
Speaker 1: Or is that like, I'm serious, I'll do it right
Speaker 1: now like on the phone, but I need consent. Consent, Yes,
Speaker 1: you have everybody's consent. I think Tanya's laugh is consent
Speaker 1: for you to fart if you think you can right now? Russell, Okay,
Speaker 1: here goes what we're doing this? What was that? Was
Speaker 1: that a farner? You got some balloons lying around your
Speaker 1: place that you just let out. I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 1: was stinky. No it I had to push really hard,
Speaker 1: but I got it. I had an interesting sound to it.
Speaker 1: There you go, Tanya. Now Russell has farted for everybody
Speaker 1: who's listening to the show right nowt to here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even it's totally cool now and I believe you actually, Tanya,
Speaker 1: have you ever had a man fart in your honor
Speaker 1: before like that? No, that's pretty gentlemen. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that's chilvariant. It's best. I fully agree.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Will you go on a second
Speaker 1: date with Russell? We will pay for it? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she can barely get the yes out,
Speaker 1: she's laughing so hard. Congratulations Russell, you got your second date.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you Tanya for giving me
Speaker 1: a second chance. Oh my god, I didn't know farts
Speaker 1: could be so romantic. I'm literally wrapped up in this.
Speaker 1: This is what's the weirdest call I think I've ever
Speaker 1: had in my sirate life. I hope you to enjoy
Speaker 1: your next date. Thank you. I'm sure I will. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you will. Tanya. Now you have somebody to
Speaker 1: go out with you, and you can blame farts on
Speaker 1: whenever broken jewel in the morning text at seven eighty
Speaker 1: five to nine to two says, So she farted in
Speaker 1: a restaurant full of people, and he farted on air
Speaker 1: for at least nine people. Still doesn't seem equal, and
Speaker 1: I agree with you on that. It's broken. Jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning talking about today's second date update if you
Speaker 1: missed it, this dude Russell wanted to call Tanya another
Speaker 1: classic case of fart and flee. Tanya accidentally farted while
Speaker 1: they were on their first date at the dinner table.
Speaker 1: She then excused herself and left and was obviously very embarrassed.
Speaker 1: That's why she wasn't calling him back. Russell tried to
Speaker 1: show her that he was cool with the fart and
Speaker 1: farting is not a big deal. He even farted over
Speaker 1: the phone to try to convince her. Yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 1: the most impressive fart, but he was able to do it,
Speaker 1: and that one Tanya back over. So they decided to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date. I remember, Texas says,
Speaker 1: this is the most wholesome second date update you guys
Speaker 1: have ever had. Yeah, remember you want to do a
Speaker 1: second day update. I have to do is email the
Speaker 1: show and we will call a person who wouldn't call
Speaker 1: you back another ninety two point five