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Speaker 1: Second date update today, Russell is on the phone for

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Speaker 1: a second date update. And you didn't give me much

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Speaker 1: detail in the email that he sent in. But I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing that he hooked up on the first date because

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Speaker 1: all he said was his date only lasted a minute. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: Russell sounds successful to me. Man, Yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: is that really true? Yeah, I mean it wouldn't literally

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Speaker 1: like a minute. It was like it was like five

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Speaker 1: to ten minutes. Yeah, I'm talking about every man says Okay.

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Speaker 1: Afterward they're asking we're on that thing and that it's

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Speaker 1: not true. Yeah, that they're asking if you actually hooked

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Speaker 1: up on your first day. No, no, no, So we've

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Speaker 1: Before we get into your actual date, tell us about

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Speaker 1: the girl you want to call today. What's her name?

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Speaker 1: Her name is Tanya. You said like that, like you

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Speaker 1: still like her a lot. I mean, obviously you're calling us.

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Speaker 1: Where did you eat, Tanya? The jewelry's part of the

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Speaker 1: department store. I was I needed to buy a new

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Speaker 1: so you needed a watch. I've been late like five times.

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Speaker 1: It was just kind of embarrassing. But I need to watch.

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Speaker 1: And I was browsing at the mall and I went

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you're getting flustered anyway. I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: They were all expensive. There wasn't a cheap section for you.

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Speaker 1: so I found the cheap section, and then she walked

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Speaker 1: She confused you into thinking that she actually cared about you,

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Speaker 1: not just selling you a product. Oh my god, you guys,

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Speaker 1: they went on a date. She obviously cared about him,

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Speaker 1: like right, like go on a date. Did you ask

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Speaker 1: Is it a chain department store? So you could take

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Speaker 1: her back at another location? I could. I haven't worn

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Speaker 1: So she's ringing me out and she said okay, and

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Speaker 1: ye hang on brooking jubil in the morning right in

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Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update. And if you're

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Speaker 1: wants to call Tanya. He met her while he was

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right. She farted very loudly while she sat

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Speaker 1: is jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, how are you doing? I'm doing Okay?

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Speaker 1: What can I What can I do for you? It's like,

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Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the second Date Update.

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Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with

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Speaker 1: if we can find out why. And we got an

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Speaker 1: email from a dude named Russell. Oh my god, no, um, yeah, no, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's not bad. It's not bad. Hey, Russell, all right?

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Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. Please, I can't believe. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: not shouldn't being a part of Tanya? Hang on, Please

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Speaker 1: don't hang up. All I want to do is let

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Speaker 1: you know that Russell likes you a lot. That's it.

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Speaker 1: He said really kind things. He said that you saw him.

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Speaker 1: my god, understand that it's an embarrassing thing. It's happened

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Speaker 1: to a lot of people and mistimed fart. And look,

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Speaker 1: Russell didn't have a problem with it at all. He

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Speaker 1: I can't believe. I can't believe he told you. I

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Speaker 1: I nobody knows that, Tanya. Once you get a little

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, it's like getting highs.

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Speaker 1: This is horrible. Don't we understand it's an embarrassing thing.

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Speaker 1: for you to fart if you think you can right now? Russell, Okay,

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you that's chilvariant. It's best. I fully agree.

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Speaker 1: whenever broken jewel in the morning text at seven eighty

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Speaker 1: five to nine to two says, So she farted in

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Speaker 1: second day update. I have to do is email the

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Speaker 1: show and we will call a person who wouldn't call

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