Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this
Speaker 1: is the Second Date podcast, but Sunday on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: But we're doing something totally different that you've never heard
Speaker 1: on this podcast before. It's something that I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: We totally ripped off of Jimmy Fallon. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: yeah it is, and I'm sure he ripped it off
Speaker 1: of somebody else.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest. There's no original ideas.
Speaker 1: But it's called true Confessions, and it's where we confess
Speaker 1: something embarrassing about our own pass and then each host
Speaker 1: we get a time to interrogate each other to see
Speaker 1: if we're lying or telling the truth.
Speaker 3: Have I compared to two truths in a lie kind
Speaker 3: of yeah?
Speaker 4: Can we convince.
Speaker 3: Each other because we know each other so well, are
Speaker 3: we lying or are we telling the truth?
Speaker 1: And if you've ever heard our show, do any sort
Speaker 1: of like embarrassing stories about our lives. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you Jeff is always the king. He has the most
Speaker 1: embarrassing moments.
Speaker 3: I don't think he realizes how embarrassing his moments are.
Speaker 5: So you're gonna get to know Jeff a little bit
Speaker 5: better as well on this segment.
Speaker 1: But before we get it started, what are our comments today,
Speaker 1: Alexis We love to highlight those listeners who leave great ones.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Kristin Miller said, I'm addicted to these segments. I
Speaker 6: listen to them on the way to work, on my
Speaker 6: way home, after I get home, when I take a shower.
Speaker 2: I'm a little addicted.
Speaker 1: I don't know that there's any groups to help you
Speaker 1: with that yet, but I'm sure that they'll start soon. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for being here, Please like and subscribe and two
Speaker 1: Confessions on your Second Date Update podcast starts now. Now.
Speaker 7: I get a lot of hate from other people on
Speaker 7: this show who are jealous that I went to private school.
Speaker 1: Throw.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it, Joe, that's why.
Speaker 4: And it's not fair.
Speaker 7: I mean where my school uniforms designed by Christian Dior.
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 7: Did my school cafeteria have a full time somalier? No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously.
Speaker 7: Was my school's equestrian team ranked number one in state?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Number one in the country. Hey, I suffered.
Speaker 7: I suffered low moments, just like the rest of you
Speaker 7: poor people did. And that's why today we're gonna level
Speaker 7: the playing field as we all share true stories of
Speaker 7: our cringiest school memories in a special game of True
Speaker 7: Confessions School Edition.
Speaker 4: It's coming up right after this.
Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and right now,
Speaker 7: kids everywhere are counting down the days and the hours
Speaker 7: to the end of the school years.
Speaker 4: Many of them are going to be done in a.
Speaker 7: Cap and gown, moving on from middle school to high school,
Speaker 7: high school to college.
Speaker 4: College, back to mom's house forever.
Speaker 5: That's right, Come on, babies, come on, money.
Speaker 7: But we make lifelong memories during our school years. Some
Speaker 7: of them very positive moments that we cherish forever. Others
Speaker 7: we chugged tequila, hoping to forget them permanently.
Speaker 2: God, but they still make great stories. Were with your friend?
Speaker 7: But today we're airing out all of our school yard
Speaker 7: shame by playing a special little game called True Confessions
Speaker 7: School Edition. If you aren't familiar with this, each member
Speaker 7: of the show has two envelopes in front of them
Speaker 7: with embarrassing confessions about something we did in our past
Speaker 7: during school. I'm because we all know what's true in
Speaker 7: our lives. But these could be from graduation night, could
Speaker 7: be senior pranks, detention room debaucheries with mister Winklhauser.
Speaker 4: And one guess.
Speaker 7: Most boilers there one statement that we say is true,
Speaker 7: one is a made up lie. Yeah, so we'll pick
Speaker 7: one envelope, read the confession inside, and then the show
Speaker 7: only has thirty seconds to ask questions and try to
Speaker 7: figure out if that's the true story or is it
Speaker 7: the made up live Do we know each other well enough?
Speaker 2: I love the inter I know you do.
Speaker 7: Let's get started with Brook. Alexis which envelope should she
Speaker 7: open first?
Speaker 4: One? Or two?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: All right, Brook, open envelope and read us your true confession.
Speaker 1: After our middle school graduation, the entire eighth grade class
Speaker 1: went on a camping trip. After I checked in, the
Speaker 1: female counselor asked my sister, what's your brother's name? Oh,
Speaker 1: and that's when I realized she was asking about me.
Speaker 7: Do you swear on both of your children's lives that
Speaker 7: this story is true?
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna do that even if it was true
Speaker 5: or not true.
Speaker 2: Job, bad question. How long was your hair at the time?
Speaker 1: My mom had convinced me to get a pixie cut
Speaker 1: and it would be really cute.
Speaker 2: Oh big one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know this picture of Brook. I have seen
Speaker 3: her from this era Oh my.
Speaker 5: Was Brook and Jeffery insta recently?
Speaker 2: And you did look like a boy down?
Speaker 7: Let me get asked if you had already hooked up
Speaker 7: with that teacher?
Speaker 2: Yet in eighth grade no one would kiss me? Okay,
Speaker 2: I really wanted to kiss everyone.
Speaker 7: Alexis what do you think? Is that a true statement
Speaker 7: or did she make.
Speaker 6: It up based off the photo I saw?
Speaker 7: Get true?
Speaker 8: I am confident it's true.
Speaker 7: We were all very confident that really happened to brook Brook.
Speaker 4: Is it true or not.
Speaker 2: Very true?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm no surprise there. Now we're going over to Jose.
Speaker 4: It's your turn.
Speaker 1: Brook.
Speaker 4: Which envelope? Should he open? One? Or two?
Speaker 2: Let's go to.
Speaker 3: Yo. I was fired as the school mascot for being
Speaker 3: too lazy.
Speaker 8: Let me finish.
Speaker 3: They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead
Speaker 3: of dancing.
Speaker 7: God, do you swear on broths of Brooks children's stent?
Speaker 8: I do absolutely do both of them.
Speaker 2: Hey, did you have to audition for the job?
Speaker 3: No, maz come on, it's me what what where's the mascot?
Speaker 8: We're tigers?
Speaker 2: Tigers?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and your mom always thought that you
Speaker 1: would be tigger like I know your mom was obsessed
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 7: What was one school chant that you had to do
Speaker 7: Let's go Tigers.
Speaker 3: I mean literally, they were like, just no dance, I
Speaker 3: have the energies. Okay I did.
Speaker 7: I don't think it's true. I don't think jose had
Speaker 7: the commitment even to audition.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I think it's true.
Speaker 6: I think the flurry with the cheerleaders is true, but
Speaker 6: not as a mascot.
Speaker 2: It's not true.
Speaker 4: Is it true? It is a lot?
Speaker 1: Yeah. No.
Speaker 3: One of our teachers in suggested to me though, she'd
Speaker 3: be like, you'd be perfect for our mascot, but I
Speaker 3: was already JV on the football time.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm busy. If you're just joining us. We're in
Speaker 7: the middle of a game called True Confession School Edition,
Speaker 7: where we're going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our
Speaker 7: school years, trying to figure out if they are true
Speaker 7: or if they're made up. Alexis, it's your turn to confess.
Speaker 7: I think you should open envelope number one.
Speaker 6: Okay, Sorry, it's hard fake nails.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: We had a final track banquet my senior year.
Speaker 2: After the awards and.
Speaker 6: Dinner, I went to drive home and hit a car
Speaker 6: in the parking.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm not sure we need to ask any questions
Speaker 7: at this point.
Speaker 2: You got you got time? What kind of car were
Speaker 2: you driving?
Speaker 3: I had?
Speaker 6: My first car was a gold Lexus. It was really
Speaker 6: old and the trunk didn't close. Did you report the accident?
Speaker 2: Broke?
Speaker 4: Do you even stick around for the exit?
Speaker 2: It's been long enough.
Speaker 6: I think I could say no, I did not report
Speaker 6: the accident.
Speaker 8: How much damage? Like, did you lose a bumper or
Speaker 8: was it.
Speaker 2: An I don't really look, I just hear.
Speaker 7: How out of your mom was you?
Speaker 5: I don't think I need to answer that wrong, Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: Are you mother? All right?
Speaker 3: Brook?
Speaker 4: What do you think? Is that true?
Speaker 2: I actually I want to believe, but I think it's false.
Speaker 8: Really, I'm kind of with Brook. I say it's false.
Speaker 4: Old habits die hard.
Speaker 7: I say it's true, true guars. Okay, So I'm Jose
Speaker 7: which envelope in my opening?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 8: Let's go number two?
Speaker 4: Number two? Okay.
Speaker 7: My senior year highlight was being featured as a tap
Speaker 7: dancing waiter in the musical Hello Dolly. The non highlight
Speaker 7: was all the dudes on my soccer team showed up
Speaker 7: to the performance and were like, what the hell are
Speaker 7: you doing?
Speaker 4: You're the captain of the soccer team.
Speaker 2: Jeff was the team captain. No, he's bragged about it.
Speaker 1: Remember when we played soccer with a Pineapple Terrible and
Speaker 1: he's like, I was a team captain.
Speaker 7: That you guys can ask me a question, he said, like.
Speaker 6: He's in the room.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's model.
Speaker 4: What position did you play in soccer center?
Speaker 5: Mid?
Speaker 8: Your striker?
Speaker 2: Who you invited them to the show? You or your mom?
Speaker 7: It was probably my mom, but they may have come
Speaker 7: on their own accord.
Speaker 1: Okay, were proud of your performance?
Speaker 7: I was proud of my performance, embarrassed that everybody saw it.
Speaker 2: I want this to be true.
Speaker 4: Brooks says, true, Jose, I don't know. I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: fall as.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be true.
Speaker 7: No one actually believes it was I the star waiter
Speaker 7: in the musical Hello Dolly when my soccer team showed up.
Speaker 4: Of course, that's true.
Speaker 1: And your soccer team for not being more supportive. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously you've got fancy feet. That's why you're good at
Speaker 1: tap soccer.
Speaker 2: So take that.
Speaker 7: Remitted to the quarterfinals in the playoffs, I could just see.
Speaker 8: Him prancing down a soccer fields.
Speaker 2: Should suck it.
Speaker 7: I don't know. What other shameful stories that we have
Speaker 7: to share. But there is one of mine left that
Speaker 7: I hope I don't have to tell. We're gonna find
Speaker 7: out as we do more True Confessions School Edition.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right after this.
Speaker 7: We're in the middle of True Confessions School Edition, going
Speaker 7: around the room trying to figure out who's telling the truth,
Speaker 7: who's being a nasty little lie mass.
Speaker 4: The way that it.
Speaker 7: Works is we all have written down confessions about embarrassing
Speaker 7: things we did back in our school years. One confession
Speaker 7: is true, one's a made up lie. Ready for a
Speaker 7: brand new round, starting fresh with two brand new envelopes
Speaker 7: in front of us, two brand new confessions, and it's.
Speaker 4: Brooks turn again.
Speaker 7: Jose, choose which envelope she's gonna open one or two?
Speaker 8: Ah, well, I guess I gotta go too.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I was a journalism major and at the end of
Speaker 1: my senior year I had to give a commencement speech
Speaker 1: to the class. Oh but I stayed up all night
Speaker 1: and didn't prepare the next day with hardly any notes.
Speaker 1: I gave the worst speech in the school's one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty year history.
Speaker 4: What was the speech about?
Speaker 1: Just I basically said I love you all over and
Speaker 1: over again. It was supposed to be you're graduating from
Speaker 1: college and you just spend this amount of money and
Speaker 1: how life will be great.
Speaker 8: For It's like, it's Montana. You could have just like
Speaker 8: spitt in a cup.
Speaker 2: And what were you doing the night before? I was a.
Speaker 1: Director on our student documentary, so I was I was
Speaker 1: trying to finish it because we all do.
Speaker 8: That's drinking with it boy?
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Ojse, what do you think you know?
Speaker 3: I just feel like Brooke is such a superwoman. She
Speaker 3: would never let herself, even if she's wildly hungover, fail
Speaker 3: that miserably on his big speech.
Speaker 8: So I'm gonna say it's false.
Speaker 7: I know. Brook's like such an overplanner for stuff. There's
Speaker 7: no way she wouldn't do anything before the speech. It
Speaker 7: can't be true.
Speaker 5: Really, See, I.
Speaker 6: Think Brooke will be like, I got charity event tonight's
Speaker 6: got to talk in five minutes? True?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is it true or not?
Speaker 2: It's true?
Speaker 1: Whoa? It was the most mortified fifteen minutes of my life.
Speaker 2: I never oh, it was so long.
Speaker 1: The guy I was dating at the time, I finally
Speaker 1: got off the stage and he's like, whoa, yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that was a speech.
Speaker 4: Wow, I did not see that.
Speaker 2: It wasn't good.
Speaker 1: So to my professors, who are still lovely people, I apologize.
Speaker 2: Pick the wrong person.
Speaker 7: Jose, you're up? Alexis which envelope?
Speaker 4: Is he going to open?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 4: Or two?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 3: At one of our high school football games, I was
Speaker 3: injured and I couldn't play, so instead of sitting on
Speaker 3: the sideline with the team, I ended up sprang my
Speaker 3: entire body with cologne and sitting in the stands next
Speaker 3: to my crush.
Speaker 4: The brand of cologne?
Speaker 8: Was it awkward? Digio texting? If you own a bottle
Speaker 8: of it?
Speaker 4: Still?
Speaker 5: Were you breaking a rule by leaving the team?
Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't like varsity, so like it wasn't
Speaker 3: a big deal for me to not be on the sidelines.
Speaker 8: With everybody else.
Speaker 2: What was your injury?
Speaker 3: I tore my sacro iliac right back here in my hip.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and to this day I still have issues with
Speaker 8: sacro iliac.
Speaker 2: Why did I ask?
Speaker 8: And I pushed me down and I had back spasms
Speaker 8: for months?
Speaker 2: Demonstration?
Speaker 7: I kind of want that demonstration later, but just for
Speaker 7: the term sacro iliac. No way he could make that up.
Speaker 4: That has to be choice.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying it to be true.
Speaker 1: I think that all that happened except for him leaving
Speaker 1: the bench. I think you would be forced to sit
Speaker 1: on the bench any good coach.
Speaker 4: I think it's false.
Speaker 3: It is true. Yes, I got out of the game.
Speaker 3: I told him I couldn't make it because I was
Speaker 3: so hurt. But then I snuck into the stands and
Speaker 3: I remember putting.
Speaker 8: On myself and.
Speaker 3: This girl would not next to me, and I kept
Speaker 3: moving to her, and eventually later her friends were.
Speaker 8: Like, dude, she said, you smell really strong, And.
Speaker 1: The coach is like, so that turns out to be
Speaker 1: true too, if you're just joining.
Speaker 7: We're in the middle of a game, a True Confession
Speaker 7: School edition, going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our
Speaker 7: school years, trying to figure out if they are real,
Speaker 7: true stories or if they're just made up. We're going
Speaker 7: to keep it going. With Alexis's turn. I think you
Speaker 7: choose envelope number one.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 8: If Alexis tore her sacrol iliac, I'm going to be.
Speaker 6: I had to sit out from running and I sat
Speaker 6: with my crush.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: At the end of high school graduation, one of my
Speaker 6: teachers came up to me and said he saw me
Speaker 6: cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a
Speaker 6: fist bump.
Speaker 2: What a fist book? That's not only how old was
Speaker 2: the teacher? I don't do you think I know?
Speaker 3: Teacher?
Speaker 4: Middle aged? What class did they teach?
Speaker 2: A world history?
Speaker 4: How did you cheat?
Speaker 2: Well? It was a class? How am I supposed to
Speaker 2: by that on my own? Jeff?
Speaker 5: How did you?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 2: How did you get into a P if you were cheating?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 2: Man, that was in it.
Speaker 6: Can't anybody get an ape.
Speaker 4: Up for the upper echelon? But maybe maybe in your school?
Speaker 7: Okay, So is that true or is that false?
Speaker 5: I know she's really proud of her cheating history.
Speaker 2: They've talked about it.
Speaker 4: Multiple school cheating, school cheating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know that a teacher would fist
Speaker 5: bump you.
Speaker 2: That'd be terrible. I'm going to say false.
Speaker 8: I think this is true.
Speaker 7: I've read her Instagram captions and I could tell.
Speaker 4: She's taken a P.
Speaker 7: So I'm going to say absolutely it's true.
Speaker 2: Jeff, it is true.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a songer coach. She's a kind of chill.
Speaker 6: After there's a.
Speaker 5: Two story buildings, we look down and see me cheating.
Speaker 3: Oh, wouldn't stop you.
Speaker 2: You weren't even a very good It was about me.
Speaker 7: All right, it's my turn, Brooke, which envelope in my
Speaker 7: opening one or two?
Speaker 5: To please let it be the embarrassing thing.
Speaker 1: Jeff's embarrassing story is just really the jew ones.
Speaker 7: Let's see, on graduation night after high school, I went
Speaker 7: to my first house party ever where I drank vodka
Speaker 7: for the first time and attempted to ride a donkey. O.
Speaker 5: God, why did they have a donkey because he's rich?
Speaker 7: I just thought that why there was on a property
Speaker 7: that had a barn and in the barn was a donkey.
Speaker 2: Why were you never invited to a party before this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you were the captain of the song.
Speaker 7: Yes, I had so many extra curriculars going on in
Speaker 7: my life.
Speaker 4: There was no time for me to be cool.
Speaker 2: For a reason.
Speaker 8: How was did you handle it?
Speaker 4: I was life of the party for the first time I've.
Speaker 2: Been drunk with Jeffy. That's hard to believe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it was past stud at a
Speaker 5: corner somewhere.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's really hurtful, Jeff.
Speaker 8: Before and you were you were the life of the party.
Speaker 2: But for how long, not in a good wish.
Speaker 8: Everyone was focused on Jeff. So I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4: This is not a roast.
Speaker 7: It was a true confession segment Alexis I'm not gonna ask.
Speaker 2: The dr go to a barn after any barns ever.
Speaker 7: After grad night, I went to my first house party
Speaker 7: and drank vodka for the first time. Was the life
Speaker 7: of the party and tried to write a donkey that's true.
Speaker 2: It's true to you, it is true.
Speaker 1: You want to troll with Jeff Texas, let us do
Speaker 1: the barn donkey party.
Speaker 7: Okay, segment John, that was true Confession School Edition.
Speaker 8: Yeah, get jeffs and vodka.
Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna go cry.
Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: The more we expected that what he did.
Speaker 3: At the party, I was at
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,