WEBVTT - True Confessions: School Edition 

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is the Second Date podcast, but Sunday on a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're doing something totally different that you've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast before. It's something that I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>We totally ripped off of Jimmy Fallon. Oh you know,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it is, and I'm sure he ripped it off

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<v Speaker 1>of somebody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's be honest. There's no original ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's called true Confessions, and it's where we confess

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<v Speaker 1>something embarrassing about our own pass and then each host

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<v Speaker 1>we get a time to interrogate each other to see

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<v Speaker 1>if we're lying or telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>Have I compared to two truths in a lie kind

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<v Speaker 3>of yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Can we convince.

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<v Speaker 3>Each other because we know each other so well, are

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<v Speaker 3>we lying or are we telling the truth?

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've ever heard our show, do any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like embarrassing stories about our lives. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you Jeff is always the king. He has the most

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing moments.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he realizes how embarrassing his moments are.

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<v Speaker 5>So you're gonna get to know Jeff a little bit

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<v Speaker 5>better as well on this segment.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we get it started, what are our comments today,

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis We love to highlight those listeners who leave great ones.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Kristin Miller said, I'm addicted to these segments. I

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<v Speaker 6>listen to them on the way to work, on my

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<v Speaker 6>way home, after I get home, when I take a shower.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little addicted.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that there's any groups to help you

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<v Speaker 1>with that yet, but I'm sure that they'll start soon. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for being here, Please like and subscribe and two

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<v Speaker 1>Confessions on your Second Date Update podcast starts now. Now.

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<v Speaker 7>I get a lot of hate from other people on

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<v Speaker 7>this show who are jealous that I went to private school.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's it, Joe, that's why.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's not fair.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean where my school uniforms designed by Christian Dior.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure?

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<v Speaker 7>Did my school cafeteria have a full time somalier? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, obviously.

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<v Speaker 7>Was my school's equestrian team ranked number one in state?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Number one in the country. Hey, I suffered.

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<v Speaker 7>I suffered low moments, just like the rest of you

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<v Speaker 7>poor people did. And that's why today we're gonna level

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<v Speaker 7>the playing field as we all share true stories of

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<v Speaker 7>our cringiest school memories in a special game of True

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<v Speaker 7>Confessions School Edition.

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<v Speaker 4>It's coming up right after this.

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<v Speaker 7>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and right now,

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<v Speaker 7>kids everywhere are counting down the days and the hours

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<v Speaker 7>to the end of the school years.

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<v Speaker 4>Many of them are going to be done in a.

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<v Speaker 7>Cap and gown, moving on from middle school to high school,

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<v Speaker 7>high school to college.

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<v Speaker 4>College, back to mom's house forever.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, Come on, babies, come on, money.

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<v Speaker 7>But we make lifelong memories during our school years. Some

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<v Speaker 7>of them very positive moments that we cherish forever. Others

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<v Speaker 7>we chugged tequila, hoping to forget them permanently.

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<v Speaker 2>God, but they still make great stories. Were with your friend?

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<v Speaker 7>But today we're airing out all of our school yard

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<v Speaker 7>shame by playing a special little game called True Confessions

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<v Speaker 7>School Edition. If you aren't familiar with this, each member

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<v Speaker 7>of the show has two envelopes in front of them

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<v Speaker 7>with embarrassing confessions about something we did in our past

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<v Speaker 7>during school. I'm because we all know what's true in

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<v Speaker 7>our lives. But these could be from graduation night, could

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<v Speaker 7>be senior pranks, detention room debaucheries with mister Winklhauser.

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<v Speaker 4>And one guess.

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<v Speaker 7>Most boilers there one statement that we say is true,

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<v Speaker 7>one is a made up lie. Yeah, so we'll pick

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<v Speaker 7>one envelope, read the confession inside, and then the show

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<v Speaker 7>only has thirty seconds to ask questions and try to

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<v Speaker 7>figure out if that's the true story or is it

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<v Speaker 7>the made up live Do we know each other well enough?

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<v Speaker 2>I love the inter I know you do.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's get started with Brook. Alexis which envelope should she

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<v Speaker 7>open first?

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<v Speaker 4>One? Or two?

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<v Speaker 1>One?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 7>All right, Brook, open envelope and read us your true confession.

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<v Speaker 1>After our middle school graduation, the entire eighth grade class

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<v Speaker 1>went on a camping trip. After I checked in, the

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<v Speaker 1>female counselor asked my sister, what's your brother's name? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when I realized she was asking about me.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you swear on both of your children's lives that

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<v Speaker 7>this story is true?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not gonna do that even if it was true

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<v Speaker 5>or not true.

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<v Speaker 2>Job, bad question. How long was your hair at the time?

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<v Speaker 1>My mom had convinced me to get a pixie cut

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<v Speaker 1>and it would be really cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh big one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know this picture of Brook. I have seen

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<v Speaker 3>her from this era Oh my.

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<v Speaker 5>Was Brook and Jeffery insta recently?

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<v Speaker 2>And you did look like a boy down?

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<v Speaker 7>Let me get asked if you had already hooked up

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<v Speaker 7>with that teacher?

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<v Speaker 2>Yet in eighth grade no one would kiss me? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I really wanted to kiss everyone.

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<v Speaker 7>Alexis what do you think? Is that a true statement

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<v Speaker 7>or did she make.

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<v Speaker 6>It up based off the photo I saw?

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<v Speaker 7>Get true?

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<v Speaker 8>I am confident it's true.

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<v Speaker 7>We were all very confident that really happened to brook Brook.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it true or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Very true?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm no surprise there. Now we're going over to Jose.

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<v Speaker 4>It's your turn.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook.

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<v Speaker 4>Which envelope? Should he open? One? Or two?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo. I was fired as the school mascot for being

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<v Speaker 3>too lazy.

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<v Speaker 8>Let me finish.

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<v Speaker 3>They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead

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<v Speaker 3>of dancing.

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<v Speaker 7>God, do you swear on broths of Brooks children's stent?

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<v Speaker 8>I do absolutely do both of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, did you have to audition for the job?

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<v Speaker 3>No, maz come on, it's me what what where's the mascot?

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<v Speaker 8>We're tigers?

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<v Speaker 2>Tigers?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and your mom always thought that you

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<v Speaker 1>would be tigger like I know your mom was obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 7>What was one school chant that you had to do

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<v Speaker 7>Let's go Tigers.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean literally, they were like, just no dance, I

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<v Speaker 3>have the energies. Okay I did.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think it's true. I don't think jose had

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<v Speaker 7>the commitment even to audition.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's true.

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<v Speaker 6>I think the flurry with the cheerleaders is true, but

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<v Speaker 6>not as a mascot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not true.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it true? It is a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No.

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<v Speaker 3>One of our teachers in suggested to me though, she'd

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<v Speaker 3>be like, you'd be perfect for our mascot, but I

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<v Speaker 3>was already JV on the football time.

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry, I'm busy. If you're just joining us. We're in

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<v Speaker 7>the middle of a game called True Confession School Edition,

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<v Speaker 7>where we're going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our

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<v Speaker 7>school years, trying to figure out if they are true

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<v Speaker 7>or if they're made up. Alexis, it's your turn to confess.

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<v Speaker 7>I think you should open envelope number one.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Sorry, it's hard fake nails.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>We had a final track banquet my senior year.

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<v Speaker 2>After the awards and.

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<v Speaker 6>Dinner, I went to drive home and hit a car

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<v Speaker 6>in the parking.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, I'm not sure we need to ask any questions

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<v Speaker 7>at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>You got you got time? What kind of car were

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<v Speaker 2>you driving?

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<v Speaker 3>I had?

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<v Speaker 6>My first car was a gold Lexus. It was really

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<v Speaker 6>old and the trunk didn't close. Did you report the accident?

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<v Speaker 2>Broke?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you even stick around for the exit?

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<v Speaker 2>It's been long enough.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I could say no, I did not report

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<v Speaker 6>the accident.

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<v Speaker 8>How much damage? Like, did you lose a bumper or

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<v Speaker 8>was it.

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<v Speaker 2>An I don't really look, I just hear.

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<v Speaker 7>How out of your mom was you?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think I need to answer that wrong, Jeffrey,

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<v Speaker 5>Are you mother? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Brook?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think? Is that true?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually I want to believe, but I think it's false.

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<v Speaker 8>Really, I'm kind of with Brook. I say it's false.

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<v Speaker 4>Old habits die hard.

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<v Speaker 7>I say it's true, true guars. Okay, So I'm Jose

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<v Speaker 7>which envelope in my opening?

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<v Speaker 4>Here?

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<v Speaker 8>Let's go number two?

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<v Speaker 4>Number two? Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>My senior year highlight was being featured as a tap

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<v Speaker 7>dancing waiter in the musical Hello Dolly. The non highlight

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<v Speaker 7>was all the dudes on my soccer team showed up

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<v Speaker 7>to the performance and were like, what the hell are

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<v Speaker 7>you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>You're the captain of the soccer team.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff was the team captain. No, he's bragged about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when we played soccer with a Pineapple Terrible and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, I was a team captain.

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<v Speaker 7>That you guys can ask me a question, he said, like.

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<v Speaker 6>He's in the room.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, let's model.

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<v Speaker 4>What position did you play in soccer center?

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<v Speaker 5>Mid?

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<v Speaker 8>Your striker?

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<v Speaker 2>Who you invited them to the show? You or your mom?

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<v Speaker 7>It was probably my mom, but they may have come

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<v Speaker 7>on their own accord.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, were proud of your performance?

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<v Speaker 7>I was proud of my performance, embarrassed that everybody saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want this to be true.

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<v Speaker 4>Brooks says, true, Jose, I don't know. I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 4>fall as.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be true.

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<v Speaker 7>No one actually believes it was I the star waiter

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<v Speaker 7>in the musical Hello Dolly when my soccer team showed up.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>And your soccer team for not being more supportive. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously you've got fancy feet. That's why you're good at

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<v Speaker 1>tap soccer.

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<v Speaker 2>So take that.

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<v Speaker 7>Remitted to the quarterfinals in the playoffs, I could just see.

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<v Speaker 8>Him prancing down a soccer fields.

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<v Speaker 2>Should suck it.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know. What other shameful stories that we have

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<v Speaker 7>to share. But there is one of mine left that

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<v Speaker 7>I hope I don't have to tell. We're gonna find

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<v Speaker 7>out as we do more True Confessions School Edition.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right after this.

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<v Speaker 7>We're in the middle of True Confessions School Edition, going

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<v Speaker 7>around the room trying to figure out who's telling the truth,

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<v Speaker 7>who's being a nasty little lie mass.

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<v Speaker 4>The way that it.

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<v Speaker 7>Works is we all have written down confessions about embarrassing

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<v Speaker 7>things we did back in our school years. One confession

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<v Speaker 7>is true, one's a made up lie. Ready for a

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<v Speaker 7>brand new round, starting fresh with two brand new envelopes

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<v Speaker 7>in front of us, two brand new confessions, and it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Brooks turn again.

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<v Speaker 7>Jose, choose which envelope she's gonna open one or two?

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<v Speaker 8>Ah, well, I guess I gotta go too.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a journalism major and at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>my senior year I had to give a commencement speech

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<v Speaker 1>to the class. Oh but I stayed up all night

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't prepare the next day with hardly any notes.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave the worst speech in the school's one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and twenty year history.

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<v Speaker 4>What was the speech about?

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<v Speaker 1>Just I basically said I love you all over and

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<v Speaker 1>over again. It was supposed to be you're graduating from

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<v Speaker 1>college and you just spend this amount of money and

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<v Speaker 1>how life will be great.

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<v Speaker 8>For It's like, it's Montana. You could have just like

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<v Speaker 8>spitt in a cup.

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<v Speaker 2>And what were you doing the night before? I was a.

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<v Speaker 1>Director on our student documentary, so I was I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to finish it because we all do.

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<v Speaker 8>That's drinking with it boy?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, okay, Ojse, what do you think you know?

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<v Speaker 3>I just feel like Brooke is such a superwoman. She

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<v Speaker 3>would never let herself, even if she's wildly hungover, fail

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<v Speaker 3>that miserably on his big speech.

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<v Speaker 8>So I'm gonna say it's false.

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<v Speaker 7>I know. Brook's like such an overplanner for stuff. There's

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<v Speaker 7>no way she wouldn't do anything before the speech. It

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<v Speaker 7>can't be true.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, See, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Think Brooke will be like, I got charity event tonight's

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<v Speaker 6>got to talk in five minutes? True?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it true or not?

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<v Speaker 2>It's true?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa? It was the most mortified fifteen minutes of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I never oh, it was so long.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy I was dating at the time, I finally

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<v Speaker 1>got off the stage and he's like, whoa, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that was a speech.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I did not see that.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 1>So to my professors, who are still lovely people, I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick the wrong person.

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<v Speaker 7>Jose, you're up? Alexis which envelope?

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<v Speaker 4>Is he going to open?

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<v Speaker 3>One?

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<v Speaker 4>Or two?

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<v Speaker 2>One?

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<v Speaker 3>At one of our high school football games, I was

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<v Speaker 3>injured and I couldn't play, so instead of sitting on

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<v Speaker 3>the sideline with the team, I ended up sprang my

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<v Speaker 3>entire body with cologne and sitting in the stands next

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<v Speaker 3>to my crush.

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<v Speaker 4>The brand of cologne?

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<v Speaker 8>Was it awkward? Digio texting? If you own a bottle

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<v Speaker 8>of it?

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<v Speaker 4>Still?

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<v Speaker 5>Were you breaking a rule by leaving the team?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I wasn't like varsity, so like it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>a big deal for me to not be on the sidelines.

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<v Speaker 8>With everybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>What was your injury?

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<v Speaker 3>I tore my sacro iliac right back here in my hip.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and to this day I still have issues with

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<v Speaker 8>sacro iliac.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I ask?

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<v Speaker 8>And I pushed me down and I had back spasms

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<v Speaker 8>for months?

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<v Speaker 2>Demonstration?

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<v Speaker 7>I kind of want that demonstration later, but just for

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<v Speaker 7>the term sacro iliac. No way he could make that up.

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<v Speaker 4>That has to be choice.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what I'm saying it to be true.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that all that happened except for him leaving

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<v Speaker 1>the bench. I think you would be forced to sit

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<v Speaker 1>on the bench any good coach.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's false.

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<v Speaker 3>It is true. Yes, I got out of the game.

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<v Speaker 3>I told him I couldn't make it because I was

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<v Speaker 3>so hurt. But then I snuck into the stands and

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<v Speaker 3>I remember putting.

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<v Speaker 8>On myself and.

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<v Speaker 3>This girl would not next to me, and I kept

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<v Speaker 3>moving to her, and eventually later her friends were.

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<v Speaker 8>Like, dude, she said, you smell really strong, And.

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<v Speaker 1>The coach is like, so that turns out to be

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<v Speaker 1>true too, if you're just joining.

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<v Speaker 7>We're in the middle of a game, a True Confession

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<v Speaker 7>School edition, going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our

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<v Speaker 7>school years, trying to figure out if they are real,

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<v Speaker 7>true stories or if they're just made up. We're going

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<v Speaker 7>to keep it going. With Alexis's turn. I think you

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<v Speaker 7>choose envelope number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>If Alexis tore her sacrol iliac, I'm going to be.

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<v Speaker 6>I had to sit out from running and I sat

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<v Speaker 6>with my crush.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>At the end of high school graduation, one of my

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<v Speaker 6>teachers came up to me and said he saw me

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<v Speaker 6>cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a

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<v Speaker 6>fist bump.

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<v Speaker 2>What a fist book? That's not only how old was

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<v Speaker 2>the teacher? I don't do you think I know?

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<v Speaker 3>Teacher?

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<v Speaker 4>Middle aged? What class did they teach?

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<v Speaker 2>A world history?

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<v Speaker 4>How did you cheat?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? It was a class? How am I supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>by that on my own? Jeff?

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<v Speaker 5>How did you?

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<v Speaker 6>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you get into a P if you were cheating?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, that was in it.

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<v Speaker 6>Can't anybody get an ape.

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<v Speaker 4>Up for the upper echelon? But maybe maybe in your school?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, So is that true or is that false?

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<v Speaker 5>I know she's really proud of her cheating history.

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<v Speaker 2>They've talked about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Multiple school cheating, school cheating.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but I don't know that a teacher would fist

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<v Speaker 5>bump you.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be terrible. I'm going to say false.

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<v Speaker 8>I think this is true.

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<v Speaker 7>I've read her Instagram captions and I could tell.

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<v Speaker 4>She's taken a P.

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<v Speaker 7>So I'm going to say absolutely it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff, it is true.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's a songer coach. She's a kind of chill.

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<v Speaker 6>After there's a.

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<v Speaker 5>Two story buildings, we look down and see me cheating.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, wouldn't stop you.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't even a very good It was about me.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, it's my turn, Brooke, which envelope in my

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<v Speaker 7>opening one or two?

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<v Speaker 5>To please let it be the embarrassing thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff's embarrassing story is just really the jew ones.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's see, on graduation night after high school, I went

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<v Speaker 7>to my first house party ever where I drank vodka

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<v Speaker 7>for the first time and attempted to ride a donkey. O.

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<v Speaker 5>God, why did they have a donkey because he's rich?

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<v Speaker 7>I just thought that why there was on a property

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<v Speaker 7>that had a barn and in the barn was a donkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Why were you never invited to a party before this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if you were the captain of the song.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I had so many extra curriculars going on in

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<v Speaker 7>my life.

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<v Speaker 4>There was no time for me to be cool.

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<v Speaker 2>For a reason.

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<v Speaker 8>How was did you handle it?

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<v Speaker 4>I was life of the party for the first time I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been drunk with Jeffy. That's hard to believe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I feel like it was past stud at a

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<v Speaker 5>corner somewhere.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, it's really hurtful, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 8>Before and you were you were the life of the party.

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<v Speaker 2>But for how long, not in a good wish.

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<v Speaker 8>Everyone was focused on Jeff. So I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not a roast.

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<v Speaker 7>It was a true confession segment Alexis I'm not gonna ask.

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<v Speaker 2>The dr go to a barn after any barns ever.

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<v Speaker 7>After grad night, I went to my first house party

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<v Speaker 7>and drank vodka for the first time. Was the life

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<v Speaker 7>of the party and tried to write a donkey that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true to you, it is true.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to troll with Jeff Texas, let us do

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<v Speaker 1>the barn donkey party.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, segment John, that was true Confession School Edition.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, get jeffs and vodka.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm gonna go cry.

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<v Speaker 8>It's Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>The more we expected that what he did.

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<v Speaker 3>At the party, I was at

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<v Speaker 5>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,