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Speaker 1: is the Second Date podcast, but Sunday on a Sunday.

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Speaker 1: But we're doing something totally different that you've never heard

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Speaker 1: on this podcast before. It's something that I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: We totally ripped off of Jimmy Fallon. Oh you know,

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Speaker 1: yeah it is, and I'm sure he ripped it off

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Speaker 1: of somebody else.

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Speaker 2: Let's be honest. There's no original ideas.

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Speaker 1: But it's called true Confessions, and it's where we confess

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Speaker 1: something embarrassing about our own pass and then each host

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Speaker 1: we get a time to interrogate each other to see

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Speaker 1: if we're lying or telling the truth.

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Speaker 3: Have I compared to two truths in a lie kind

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Speaker 3: of yeah?

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Speaker 4: Can we convince.

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Speaker 3: Each other because we know each other so well, are

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Speaker 3: we lying or are we telling the truth?

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Speaker 1: And if you've ever heard our show, do any sort

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Speaker 1: of like embarrassing stories about our lives. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you Jeff is always the king. He has the most

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Speaker 1: embarrassing moments.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he realizes how embarrassing his moments are.

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Speaker 5: So you're gonna get to know Jeff a little bit

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Speaker 5: better as well on this segment.

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Speaker 1: But before we get it started, what are our comments today,

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Speaker 1: Alexis We love to highlight those listeners who leave great ones.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Kristin Miller said, I'm addicted to these segments. I

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Speaker 6: listen to them on the way to work, on my

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Speaker 2: I'm a little addicted.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that there's any groups to help you

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Speaker 1: with that yet, but I'm sure that they'll start soon. Hey,

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Speaker 1: thanks for being here, Please like and subscribe and two

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Speaker 1: Confessions on your Second Date Update podcast starts now. Now.

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Speaker 7: I get a lot of hate from other people on

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Speaker 7: this show who are jealous that I went to private school.

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Speaker 1: Throw.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's it, Joe, that's why.

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Speaker 4: And it's not fair.

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Speaker 7: I mean where my school uniforms designed by Christian Dior.

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 7: Did my school cafeteria have a full time somalier? No?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously.

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Speaker 7: Was my school's equestrian team ranked number one in state?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 4: Number one in the country. Hey, I suffered.

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Speaker 7: I suffered low moments, just like the rest of you

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Speaker 7: poor people did. And that's why today we're gonna level

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Speaker 7: the playing field as we all share true stories of

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Speaker 7: our cringiest school memories in a special game of True

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Speaker 7: Confessions School Edition.

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Speaker 4: It's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and right now,

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Speaker 7: kids everywhere are counting down the days and the hours

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Speaker 7: to the end of the school years.

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Speaker 4: Many of them are going to be done in a.

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Speaker 7: Cap and gown, moving on from middle school to high school,

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Speaker 7: high school to college.

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Speaker 4: College, back to mom's house forever.

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Speaker 5: That's right, Come on, babies, come on, money.

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Speaker 7: But we make lifelong memories during our school years. Some

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Speaker 7: of them very positive moments that we cherish forever. Others

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Speaker 7: we chugged tequila, hoping to forget them permanently.

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Speaker 2: God, but they still make great stories. Were with your friend?

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Speaker 7: But today we're airing out all of our school yard

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Speaker 7: shame by playing a special little game called True Confessions

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Speaker 7: School Edition. If you aren't familiar with this, each member

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Speaker 7: of the show has two envelopes in front of them

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Speaker 7: with embarrassing confessions about something we did in our past

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Speaker 7: during school. I'm because we all know what's true in

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Speaker 7: our lives. But these could be from graduation night, could

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Speaker 7: be senior pranks, detention room debaucheries with mister Winklhauser.

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Speaker 4: And one guess.

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Speaker 7: Most boilers there one statement that we say is true,

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Speaker 7: one envelope, read the confession inside, and then the show

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Speaker 7: the made up live Do we know each other well enough?

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Speaker 2: I love the inter I know you do.

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Speaker 7: Let's get started with Brook. Alexis which envelope should she

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Speaker 7: All right, Brook, open envelope and read us your true confession.

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Speaker 1: After our middle school graduation, the entire eighth grade class

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Speaker 7: Do you swear on both of your children's lives that

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Speaker 2: I can't do that.

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna do that even if it was true

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Speaker 2: Job, bad question. How long was your hair at the time?

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Speaker 1: My mom had convinced me to get a pixie cut

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Speaker 2: Oh big one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know this picture of Brook. I have seen

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Speaker 5: Was Brook and Jeffery insta recently?

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Speaker 2: And you did look like a boy down?

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Speaker 7: Let me get asked if you had already hooked up

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Speaker 7: Alexis what do you think? Is that a true statement

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Speaker 7: Get true?

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Speaker 8: I am confident it's true.

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Speaker 7: We were all very confident that really happened to brook Brook.

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Speaker 2: Very true?

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Speaker 4: I'm no surprise there. Now we're going over to Jose.

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Speaker 4: It's your turn.

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Speaker 1: Brook.

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Speaker 4: Which envelope? Should he open? One? Or two?

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Speaker 2: Let's go to.

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Speaker 3: Yo. I was fired as the school mascot for being

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Speaker 8: Let me finish.

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Speaker 3: They said I talked to the cheerleaders too much instead

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Speaker 7: God, do you swear on broths of Brooks children's stent?

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Speaker 8: I do absolutely do both of them.

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Speaker 3: No, maz come on, it's me what what where's the mascot?

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Speaker 8: We're tigers?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, and your mom always thought that you

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Speaker 7: Let's go Tigers.

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Speaker 7: I don't think it's true. I don't think jose had

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I think it's true.

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Speaker 2: It's not true.

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Speaker 3: One of our teachers in suggested to me though, she'd

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Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm busy. If you're just joining us. We're in

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Speaker 7: the middle of a game called True Confession School Edition,

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Speaker 7: where we're going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our

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Speaker 7: or if they're made up. Alexis, it's your turn to confess.

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Speaker 7: I think you should open envelope number one.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Sorry, it's hard fake nails.

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Speaker 6: We had a final track banquet my senior year.

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Speaker 6: Dinner, I went to drive home and hit a car

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Speaker 7: Oh, I'm not sure we need to ask any questions

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Speaker 2: You got you got time? What kind of car were

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Speaker 6: My first car was a gold Lexus. It was really

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Speaker 2: Broke?

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Speaker 4: Do you even stick around for the exit?

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Speaker 2: It's been long enough.

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Speaker 7: How out of your mom was you?

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Speaker 5: I don't think I need to answer that wrong, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: Are you mother? All right?

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Speaker 4: What do you think? Is that true?

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Speaker 2: I actually I want to believe, but I think it's false.

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Speaker 8: Really, I'm kind of with Brook. I say it's false.

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Speaker 4: Old habits die hard.

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Speaker 7: I say it's true, true guars. Okay, So I'm Jose

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Speaker 7: which envelope in my opening?

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Speaker 4: Here?

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Speaker 8: Let's go number two?

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Speaker 7: My senior year highlight was being featured as a tap

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Speaker 4: You're the captain of the soccer team.

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Speaker 2: Jeff was the team captain. No, he's bragged about it.

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Speaker 1: Remember when we played soccer with a Pineapple Terrible and

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Speaker 7: That you guys can ask me a question, he said, like.

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Speaker 6: He's in the room.

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Speaker 8: Okay, let's model.

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Speaker 4: What position did you play in soccer center?

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Speaker 8: Your striker?

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Speaker 2: Who you invited them to the show? You or your mom?

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Speaker 7: It was probably my mom, but they may have come

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Speaker 1: Okay, were proud of your performance?

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Speaker 7: I was proud of my performance, embarrassed that everybody saw it.

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Speaker 2: I want this to be true.

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Speaker 4: Brooks says, true, Jose, I don't know. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 2: I wanted to be true.

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Speaker 7: No one actually believes it was I the star waiter

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Speaker 7: in the musical Hello Dolly when my soccer team showed up.

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Speaker 4: Of course, that's true.

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Speaker 1: And your soccer team for not being more supportive. I mean,

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Speaker 1: obviously you've got fancy feet. That's why you're good at

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Speaker 7: Remitted to the quarterfinals in the playoffs, I could just see.

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Speaker 8: Him prancing down a soccer fields.

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Speaker 2: Should suck it.

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Speaker 7: I don't know. What other shameful stories that we have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right after this.

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Speaker 4: The way that it.

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Speaker 7: Works is we all have written down confessions about embarrassing

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Speaker 7: things we did back in our school years. One confession

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Speaker 7: is true, one's a made up lie. Ready for a

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Speaker 7: brand new round, starting fresh with two brand new envelopes

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Speaker 7: in front of us, two brand new confessions, and it's.

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Speaker 4: Brooks turn again.

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Speaker 7: Jose, choose which envelope she's gonna open one or two?

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Speaker 8: Ah, well, I guess I gotta go too.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: I was a journalism major and at the end of

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Speaker 1: my senior year I had to give a commencement speech

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Speaker 1: to the class. Oh but I stayed up all night

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Speaker 1: I gave the worst speech in the school's one hundred

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Speaker 4: What was the speech about?

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Speaker 1: Just I basically said I love you all over and

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Speaker 1: over again. It was supposed to be you're graduating from

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Speaker 1: how life will be great.

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Speaker 8: For It's like, it's Montana. You could have just like

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Speaker 8: spitt in a cup.

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Speaker 2: And what were you doing the night before? I was a.

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Speaker 1: Director on our student documentary, so I was I was

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Speaker 1: trying to finish it because we all do.

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Speaker 8: That's drinking with it boy?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Ojse, what do you think you know?

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Speaker 3: I just feel like Brooke is such a superwoman. She

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Speaker 3: would never let herself, even if she's wildly hungover, fail

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Speaker 8: So I'm gonna say it's false.

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Speaker 7: I know. Brook's like such an overplanner for stuff. There's

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Speaker 7: no way she wouldn't do anything before the speech. It

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Speaker 7: can't be true.

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Speaker 5: Really, See, I.

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Speaker 6: Think Brooke will be like, I got charity event tonight's

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Speaker 6: got to talk in five minutes? True?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Is it true or not?

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Speaker 2: It's true?

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Speaker 1: Whoa? It was the most mortified fifteen minutes of my life.

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Speaker 2: I never oh, it was so long.

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Speaker 1: The guy I was dating at the time, I finally

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Speaker 1: got off the stage and he's like, whoa, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well that was a speech.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I did not see that.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't good.

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Speaker 1: So to my professors, who are still lovely people, I apologize.

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Speaker 2: Pick the wrong person.

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Speaker 7: Jose, you're up? Alexis which envelope?

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Speaker 4: Is he going to open?

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Speaker 3: One?

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Speaker 4: Or two?

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Speaker 2: One?

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Speaker 3: At one of our high school football games, I was

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Speaker 3: injured and I couldn't play, so instead of sitting on

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Speaker 3: the sideline with the team, I ended up sprang my

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Speaker 3: entire body with cologne and sitting in the stands next

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Speaker 3: to my crush.

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Speaker 4: The brand of cologne?

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Speaker 8: Was it awkward? Digio texting? If you own a bottle

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Speaker 8: of it?

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Speaker 4: Still?

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Speaker 5: Were you breaking a rule by leaving the team?

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Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't like varsity, so like it wasn't

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Speaker 3: a big deal for me to not be on the sidelines.

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Speaker 8: With everybody else.

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Speaker 2: What was your injury?

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Speaker 3: I tore my sacro iliac right back here in my hip.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and to this day I still have issues with

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Speaker 8: sacro iliac.

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Speaker 2: Why did I ask?

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Speaker 8: And I pushed me down and I had back spasms

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Speaker 8: for months?

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Speaker 2: Demonstration?

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Speaker 7: I kind of want that demonstration later, but just for

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Speaker 7: the term sacro iliac. No way he could make that up.

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Speaker 4: That has to be choice.

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Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying it to be true.

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Speaker 1: I think that all that happened except for him leaving

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Speaker 4: I think it's false.

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Speaker 3: It is true. Yes, I got out of the game.

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Speaker 3: I told him I couldn't make it because I was

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Speaker 3: I remember putting.

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Speaker 8: On myself and.

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Speaker 3: This girl would not next to me, and I kept

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Speaker 3: moving to her, and eventually later her friends were.

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Speaker 8: Like, dude, she said, you smell really strong, And.

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Speaker 1: The coach is like, so that turns out to be

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Speaker 1: true too, if you're just joining.

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Speaker 7: We're in the middle of a game, a True Confession

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Speaker 7: School edition, going around sharing cringe worthy stories from our

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Speaker 7: school years, trying to figure out if they are real,

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Speaker 7: true stories or if they're just made up. We're going

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Speaker 7: to keep it going. With Alexis's turn. I think you

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Speaker 7: choose envelope number one.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 8: If Alexis tore her sacrol iliac, I'm going to be.

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Speaker 6: I had to sit out from running and I sat

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Speaker 6: with my crush.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 6: At the end of high school graduation, one of my

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Speaker 6: teachers came up to me and said he saw me

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Speaker 6: cheating on my test all semester, then gave me a

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Speaker 6: fist bump.

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Speaker 2: What a fist book? That's not only how old was

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Speaker 2: the teacher? I don't do you think I know?

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Speaker 3: Teacher?

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Speaker 4: Middle aged? What class did they teach?

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Speaker 2: A world history?

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Speaker 4: How did you cheat?

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Speaker 2: Well? It was a class? How am I supposed to

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Speaker 2: by that on my own? Jeff?

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Speaker 5: How did you?

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Speaker 6: Wait?

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Speaker 2: How did you get into a P if you were cheating?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Man, that was in it.

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Speaker 6: Can't anybody get an ape.

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Speaker 4: Up for the upper echelon? But maybe maybe in your school?

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Speaker 7: Okay, So is that true or is that false?

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Speaker 5: I know she's really proud of her cheating history.

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Speaker 2: They've talked about it.

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Speaker 4: Multiple school cheating, school cheating.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know that a teacher would fist

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Speaker 5: bump you.

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Speaker 2: That'd be terrible. I'm going to say false.

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Speaker 8: I think this is true.

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Speaker 7: I've read her Instagram captions and I could tell.

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Speaker 4: She's taken a P.

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Speaker 7: So I'm going to say absolutely it's true.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, it is true.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a songer coach. She's a kind of chill.

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Speaker 6: After there's a.

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Speaker 5: Two story buildings, we look down and see me cheating.

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Speaker 3: Oh, wouldn't stop you.

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Speaker 2: You weren't even a very good It was about me.

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Speaker 7: All right, it's my turn, Brooke, which envelope in my

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Speaker 5: To please let it be the embarrassing thing.

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Speaker 1: Jeff's embarrassing story is just really the jew ones.

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Speaker 7: Let's see, on graduation night after high school, I went

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Speaker 7: to my first house party ever where I drank vodka

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Speaker 7: for the first time and attempted to ride a donkey. O.

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Speaker 5: God, why did they have a donkey because he's rich?

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Speaker 7: I just thought that why there was on a property

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Speaker 7: that had a barn and in the barn was a donkey.

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Speaker 2: Why were you never invited to a party before this?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you were the captain of the song.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I had so many extra curriculars going on in

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Speaker 7: my life.

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Speaker 4: There was no time for me to be cool.

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Speaker 2: For a reason.

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Speaker 8: How was did you handle it?

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Speaker 4: I was life of the party for the first time I've.

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Speaker 2: Been drunk with Jeffy. That's hard to believe.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it was past stud at a

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Speaker 5: corner somewhere.

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Speaker 7: Oh, it's really hurtful, Jeff.

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Speaker 8: Before and you were you were the life of the party.

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Speaker 2: But for how long, not in a good wish.

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Speaker 8: Everyone was focused on Jeff. So I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 4: This is not a roast.

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Speaker 7: It was a true confession segment Alexis I'm not gonna ask.

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Speaker 2: The dr go to a barn after any barns ever.

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Speaker 7: After grad night, I went to my first house party

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Speaker 7: and drank vodka for the first time. Was the life

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Speaker 7: of the party and tried to write a donkey that's true.

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Speaker 2: It's true to you, it is true.

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Speaker 1: You want to troll with Jeff Texas, let us do

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Speaker 1: the barn donkey party.

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Speaker 7: Okay, segment John, that was true Confession School Edition.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, get jeffs and vodka.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna go cry.

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Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: The more we expected that what he did.

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Speaker 3: At the party, I was at

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,