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Speaker 1: Hello everybody. Sam here with a quick little announcement, and

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Speaker 1: that is that I am doing my solo show club

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Speaker 1: comic in both New York and LA coming up, and

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Speaker 1: I would love to see you there. The New York

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Speaker 1: one is on April twenty eight, that littlefield in Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: That's right. It's like a tour, if a tour. We're

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Speaker 1: just two cities. And yeah, I'm so excited. The show

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Speaker 1: is like a multimedia sort of extravaganza, videos, songs, stand up,

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Speaker 1: George's opening for the Brooklyn one and somebody. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Get tickets and yeah, enjoy the episode. Okay bye. Podcast

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Speaker 1: starts now. Hello listeners of Stradio Lab. You are coming

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Speaker 1: into a heated discussion right off the bat our guests

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Speaker 1: has prompted us to battle each other right off. I

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Speaker 1: actually cannot believe because this is and I said, I said,

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Speaker 1: some were sort of having a conversation and then Sam,

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Speaker 1: always the thing with George and I'm like, no good sentence, No,

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Speaker 1: no good sentiment is going to come out of a

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Speaker 1: sentence that starts with this is always the thing with George. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: so my accusation, the claims that I am claiming are

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Speaker 1: right too, that George, we could be recording at Saturday

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Speaker 1: We could be recording Thursday at seven pm, and George

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Speaker 1: I my theory is there is no good time to record. Well,

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Speaker 1: here's what I'll say though about you, is you value

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Speaker 1: but that's I guess that's more normal than sure, that's

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Speaker 1: it's like you have to wake up and like think

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Speaker 1: right Okay, so what's your idea of time? Like I

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Speaker 1: actually like right now is kind of perf for me, okay,

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Speaker 1: interesting for the listeners. Friday four thirty. Um, I think

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Speaker 1: it works so much better because you're like I like

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Speaker 1: working on like my script that's never going to be produced,

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Speaker 1: like druly just like essentially a hobby. Yeah, and just

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Speaker 1: it and you're like, oh yes, even you know, when

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Speaker 1: just everyone thought you were super busy, because you know,

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Speaker 1: the pilot of Desperate Housewives. There has never been more

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Speaker 1: that in general, in the LGBTQ plus community, with if

422
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Speaker 1: much higher standards, reward counts as gossip. Would you agree, no? Okay,

423
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: because okay, okay, First of all, this is my thing, right,

424
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 1: A normal somebody hitting on a normal somebody. It's not

425
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: gossip to me because as a woman, people hit on

426
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: you all the time, like it's not new, it's you

427
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: got men straight men are fucking horny, like they're gonna um.

428
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: In Dominican Republic, they call guys like that escoba confada,

429
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: which means if a broom or a skirt he would

430
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Speaker 1: try to talk to it. So that's what I'm saying, like,

431
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: that's not tea because that happens all the time. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: on the flip side, in my experience, which I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys know about me, I'm

434
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Speaker 1: unfortunately straight, um, but I'm queer in the sense that

435
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: two thousand the Lady Gaga two thousand and nine vmme

436
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: performance does that has an emotional effect on me, and

437
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: I do recognize it. And also, I don't know if

438
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 1: you guys know this about me, but I was president

439
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: of my gay straight in line in high school. In

440
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: my high school, the vice president was always straight, the

441
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Speaker 1: president was gay, but our president got sent to Cuban

442
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Speaker 1: conversion camp. Yes, I did grow up in Florida, so

443
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: Cuban gay conversion kept. Guess what he lives with his

444
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: four friend cheese and his twin husband twin and they

445
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: just had fucking two surrogate daughters. Well yeah, yeah, yeah.

446
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,239
Speaker 1: So every time I tell that story, something like, oh

447
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: my god, that's like he's doing great off the one podcasting.

448
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: So first of all, incredible, no, yes, yes, yes, no,

449
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: oh no, for sure for sure for children and a

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Speaker 1: husband just to be clear. Sure, you know we've only

451
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Speaker 1: had a select him out of guests, but everyone can

452
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Speaker 1: have a husband. Yeah no, that's shout. No, you're right,

453
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Speaker 1: you're so ket just like bleep you know a husband.

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00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: So did you Yeah, well, did you rise to the

455
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: level of president because the president got sent conversion therapy? Yes? Yes,

456
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: I know, I know. So this is what I'm saying

457
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: in community. Yeah. Yes, I've been in community with the

458
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,439
Speaker 1: Gates for a long time. And what I'll say is

459
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 1: what counsel is not gay gossip, is that I have

460
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: a really close friend and basically after high school, this

461
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: is very, very, very very what Miami. But there's this

462
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: website called Miami Boys, which was like a gay porn

463
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: website slash gay for pay, and that's how we would

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00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: find out like guys wouldn't come out my mostly like

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Speaker 1: black and Latino high school, which honestly, first time I

466
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 1: ever saw anything that represented my high school was the

467
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: movie Moonlight, and I was like, oh shit, this contextualize

468
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: a lot of interactions. I'm like, why are these two

469
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: guys fighting so hard? Like what happened? And now I'm like, wow,

470
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 1: they were game anyway, so wow, Wow, I'm like why

471
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: is Mark so mad? Um It's like, oh, now we know,

472
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: um no. But there's like there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: guys in my high school that were football whatever, and

474
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Speaker 1: then they'd be on Miami Boys sucking some guy off

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00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: so that or or there would be on Miami Boys.

476
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Speaker 1: Or there was this one place in downtown Miami called

477
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: Disco with two K's and it was a big ass

478
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Speaker 1: gay nightclub with three rooms, like the Techno Room, the

479
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 1: hip Hop Room, and the Spanish Room, which played like

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Speaker 1: Latin music. So I would go there all the time

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00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: because it was one of the bars that you could

482
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: go when you're eighteen and over. And um, we would

483
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: see guys from our high school there, you know, like

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Speaker 1: straight guys. Ure's something You're like a really beautiful era

485
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: when like in early college when slowly people become gay,

486
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: when it's like becomes like that is like that is

487
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: the two year period where like, oops, that guy's gay.

488
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: Oh did you hear that guy's gay? Oh my, And

489
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: it's like a rapid fire of like everyone becoming gay,

490
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: and it feels like there's a moment where it feels

491
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: like every single person into high school it is gonna

492
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: be gay now. But really it's just like five guys,

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Speaker 1: um well, and I wonder if yeah, and I you're

494
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Speaker 1: saying the era, but I'm also like, I wonder if

495
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: that happens now today, or if like social media and

496
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: grinder has like changed things show that people, you know,

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00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: I wonder, or if that's just like always just like

498
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,239
Speaker 1: that period of time where you know, people become more

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00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: comfortable with their sexuality and they're always going to come

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00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: out at the time, or now that they're social media,

501
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: people see themselves more. You know, you know, who knows

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00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: nineteen year old on yeah, have an nineteen year old

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Speaker 1: I would sort of imagine that now. I guess I

504
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: don't know much like everything, I think it's just so

505
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: splintered that everyone just has radically different experience. I think

506
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 1: like there are people that are literally coming out like

507
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: out of the womb, like voguing, and then there are

508
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: people that grew up in like super reactionary environments where

509
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: if anything, it could be like even worse than it was,

510
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: And then you know, like I don't know, because they're

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00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: America is so divided. America Alaska Daily, you guys watch

512
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: Alaska Daily. That's a good show. But I've never even

513
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: heard of this. It's it's playing a local reporter, right,

514
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: and yeah, she gets canceled. She works for a New

515
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: York Times whatever. She gets canceled by another female employee,

516
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,239
Speaker 1: so that Alaska. So she goes to Alaska because they

517
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: hire her in her local paper. And it's all like

518
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: both sides they're bad canceled cultures. It's tar but instead

519
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: of music, it's reporting, and instead of the Philippines it's Alaska. Um.

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00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: I feel like tar like tar Um, Tar is actually evil,

521
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: whereas like Hilary Swink, like there you're rooting for her

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00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: and she doesn't like sleep with young women. She was

523
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: rubbing canceled like yeah, yeah, it's like an yeah, I see,

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Speaker 1: I see. She's an innocent victim of the of canceled

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00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: cancel culture. Because I feel like tar exactly. I feel

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00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: like tar Um is making a point of like it's

527
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: not pro cancel culture, but it's not anti Yeah. I

528
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: think it's like but yeah, you're meant to you're meant

529
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: to see her as a monster. Yeah. Um. But I

530
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: feel like Alaska Daily's like, guys, we need to turn

531
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: down the temperature in the room. We're all Americans. It's

532
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: just like the left is bad, the right is bad.

533
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: Everyone's too like everyone can't you know. And this one,

534
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: this one like diners, like everything's getting so political, so

535
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: spoiler alert. This one like woman that owns a diner,

536
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: Like she's to like enjoy having people for her famous pancakes,

537
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: but like now everything's so politicized that like she can't

538
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: handle anymore. So she just she says she's closing, and

539
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: then she just lights it on fire because like everyone's

540
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: just so America. Damn that actually, maybe like we need

541
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: to be having more fun with our TV shows. Like

542
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: Republican TV shows are really taking big swings, and it's

543
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even say it's a Republican show because there

544
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: are people of color who aren't evil on it. Like

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00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: Blue Bloods is a Republican TV show because every single

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Speaker 1: person of color, like every it's blue Bloods is like

547
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: law and Order, but if every time there's a black criminal,

548
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: they're like, wow, we should have profiled him. Alestica Daily

549
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: has like nice people of color, So I don't think

550
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: that is called blue bloods. You never heard of blue bloods.

551
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: So blue Bloods is like they'll be like, you know,

552
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: they won't suspect the black person, but then the black

553
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: person wounded up being guilty and there and they're like,

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00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: I knew that unconscious by his training was wrong exactly.

555
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: Start getting weak too, and you know how you know,

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00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: starring Donnie Wahlberg. So yeah, yeah, yeah, but I know

557
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: how many people. Yeah, sorry, we're on Blue Bloods and

558
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: you get a check. You know what I'm saying, But

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00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: it is okay, wait did you say you're on bloods Now?

560
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: I know people on Blue Bloods. I have got guests

561
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: because they're in New York. You're close, right, yeah, I know.

562
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: So actually his brother might have thrown a rock at

563
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Speaker 1: my sister. It's okay. I actually the great case Straight Alliance. Yeah,

564
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: he was the one who was actually yeah yeah, no Donnie,

565
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: and it worked. He's so straight that now he owns

566
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: a burger restaurant. And no, actually I did. I do

567
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: have to disclose that I auditioned for a fat Bitch

568
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: number two in the background of the Wallburgers reality show. Wow, kid,

569
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, I fully believe you.

570
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy, so dark. You're like,

571
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: not too Milly, You're number one. Yeah, at least number one. Oh,

572
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: there's no self respect and acting. That's why I'm like,

573
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: don't be coming for me, because off my fucking um

574
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: what is it? Breakdowns? Were like need women with real

575
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: imperfections like gap teeth and parentheses, which are beautiful. And

576
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: you know who wrote that? That woman that I made

577
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: up in the beginning, who does punch ups and it

578
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: makes things more woke. Oh my god, sorry, you're about

579
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: to ask a question. I barely I barely remember you

580
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: remember we can segment. Let's do our first segment, I think,

581
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: because I think we need to get into to some topics.

582
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: Select your first segment. Do you explain it, George, You're say,

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00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: Sarah Millie. Our first segment is called straight Shooters, And

584
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: in this segment, we test your familiarity with and complicity

585
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: and straight culture by asking you a series of rapid

586
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: fire questions where you have to choose one thing or

587
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: another thing. And the one rule is you are not

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00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: allowed to ask any follow up questions about how the

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00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: game works, and if you do, we will treat you

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Speaker 1: with contempt. Oh not scarlet letter, Sam takeaway, Okay, Millie,

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00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Kathy Lee Gifford, Jamie Lee Curtis or Sarah Lee. Bread's

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00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: Sarah Lee. That is a less nepotism, okay, Millie, being

593
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Speaker 1: the class clown or hitting your ass down. You know,

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00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say being a class clown because that's the

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00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: name of my uh one hour show that's gonna May

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00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: six plug. I last though, guys, I lost class clown

597
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: and um you can find out of the show. But

598
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: the girl who did win, um is a super influencer.

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00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 1: You know what. I can't really upset pattern you keep

600
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: being sorry to say this runner up first to the

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00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 1: gay kid that went to conversion therapy, now to this

602
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: woman who's an influencer. Maybe that's what drives you. I

603
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,959
Speaker 1: mean that is a classic comedian backstory, is like you're

604
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: always almost close, so close. Yeah, wow, life on the

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00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: D List, move over, Kathy Griffin. Um, yeah no, um,

606
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: that is wow. You know what, guys, I was a

607
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: little bummed because I was supposed to have therapy from

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Speaker 1: three to three forty five today. That's why I said

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Speaker 1: I couldn't meet at four thirty. But my therapist God

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00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: diarrhea and canceled, So I'm who needs that? It was

611
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: because of that. I always assume it's diarrhea, but m

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00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: but that really analysis. That's all I need is that

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00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm always almost there. Yeah, I mean honestly, that is,

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Speaker 1: you would pay thousands of dollars before someone gave you

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00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: that straight up, I mean truly, I haven't. Yes, is like,

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Speaker 1: why did you call him back? Let's contain a segment

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Speaker 1: Cole Slaw or Cole Han Mmmm, oh my god, oh

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Speaker 1: Cole Slaw put putting on the Ritz or ordering a

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Speaker 1: Sprits m. I feel like ordering the Sprits because putting

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00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: on the Ritz means I feel like it's like those

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Speaker 1: suggestion listed appetizers on the back of a Ritz Cracker box.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, So I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: putty ordering as Brits love that there's a tunnel under

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00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 1: Ocean Boulevard? Or who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Genius?

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Speaker 1: Who needs in a pineapple over the sea? Which you

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00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: know again, uh is probably the queer answer true. I

627
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: mean not to be cliche, but it really is. I'm

628
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: sure this is well tried material, but everything about SpongeBob

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00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: is written by a gay man in the middle of

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Speaker 1: doing poppers. Yeah yeah, like literally what and you know,

631
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Speaker 1: talking about squirrel wearing an astronaut's outfit that like also

632
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: lives in another like air igloo. Well, you know what,

633
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: and you know why. You can tell it's written by

634
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: a gay man. It's because gays love capitalism and they

635
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: love working. But I also love loud architecture, and that's

636
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: why he lives in a pineapple under the sea. Exactly, exactly, honestly,

637
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: that's the movie Birdcage. Really, Yes, yeah, Birdcage is a

638
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 1: sort of live action adaptation of SpongeBob s Birdcats. Yeah, okay,

639
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: next question, reading the Financial Times or being guilty of

640
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: financial crimes? Oh, my god, being guilty of financial crimes.

641
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: I will one day. One day, I'll tell you the

642
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: story about how I matched with Marn Screley on Okay

643
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: Cupid And I said, is this real? And he said yes,

644
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: question Mark? Did you guys? No? I don't even want

645
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: to know how much yet? Unfortunately, Oh, I'm sure it's

646
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: a lot. I apologize for using that term, but he

647
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: must have been been having so much sex in his

648
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: heyday probably. But I thought you said I said seventy percent,

649
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: because that's the percent match we were. Okay, that is

650
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: crazy dark right diary? Anyway? Okay, Millie an American girl

651
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: doll or American boy song. Oh Bye, a stell. Yeah,

652
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: obviously a stell. Okay, wow, Kanye apologist Millie Tomorrow. Honestly,

653
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: you don't even want to know how it took. You know,

654
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: took a while for me to jump off the Kanye. Yeah.

655
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: I had to go to conversion therapy for that. Yeah, honestly,

656
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: conversion therapy for that, because guess what. Sometimes look at

657
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: those yeasy gap clothes and I'm like, I would look

658
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: great in that. Yeah, well, the like blue puffer one.

659
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: It's not even Honestly, sometimes I go on private mode

660
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: and I listened to flashing lights assuming, okay, Milly. Last question,

661
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: buying an antique, opening a boutique, or identifying as a geek,

662
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they all sound like a lot of work. Um,

663
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: They're all like labor a desive. Um. I guess I

664
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: would say Jesus buying an antique. This seems like the

665
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: laziest one of them, because a geek is like, now

666
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: you gotta watch everything. I will say. One of my

667
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: favorite tweets in the world ever, is a tweet of

668
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: Sam's that is like, my ideal job is one that

669
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: I'm working ten hours a day. I get paid a

670
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: thousand dollars an hour and I'm on my phone the

671
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: whole time something like that. Right, I'm summarizing, I'm paraphrasing

672
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: it poorly, you know. And I was like, wow, I

673
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: feel seen. I literally crossed my fingers and I said,

674
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: please be mine, Please be mine, Please be mine. And

675
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: the galia on your face when she said your name

676
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: is well because I was like, I was like, jokingly,

677
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: like I was almost gonna say out loud, like, oh,

678
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: I hope it's mine, and then you actually said it was,

679
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's so funny. Do you

680
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: know what you look like? It looked like sort of

681
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: in requim for a Dream where they're trying to portray

682
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: addiction and they show like Ellen Burston and she's so

683
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: happy that she has her diet pills. That was you

684
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: addicted to attention When Millie said my favorite tweet was

685
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: a sad tweet. Wow, oh my god. Well, Millie, I

686
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: think you got nine hundred and seventy two doves out

687
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: of a thousand, which is incredible. Word. Okay, cool. I

688
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 1: think I did a great job and you know, almost

689
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: there though exactly. Yeah, you're oh my god, Millie, great

690
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: news your second place. Yeah, oh great, guess I got

691
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: on right before was really really good. Oh wow, great news.

692
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: We're sending him to conversion therapy and you're now number one. Wow,

693
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah, Cuban, you know, and they'll get it.

694
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: They'll get it. Let me tell you. Wasn't gonna say.

695
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: That is why there's a reason why I dropped that

696
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: gorgeous the movie really stuck. What my favorite field. It's

697
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 1: a great They're not making them like that anymore. No,

698
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 1: they're not, they're not. I think there's something to being

699
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: a second place person. I I I considered myself a

700
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: second place person. I am one hundred percent a second

701
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: place person in a way that I didn't identify like

702
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: that until you guys. No, No, it's okay. You did.

703
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: You did deep inside. Yeah you knew. Yeah, you just

704
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: hadn't really admit it to yourself. Yeah, just because your

705
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: therapist had diarrhea. You haven't made that connection yet. But

706
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: soon as soon as she has her little tongues and

707
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: settles her stomach, you will. You will come to that

708
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: conclusion on your own time. Man, I hope it's diarrhea

709
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 1: and not like I cannot listen to this bitch's problems today.

710
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: Oh man, God, do you assume whenever anyone cancels on

711
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: you that it's diarrhea or just this therapist in particular?

712
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: This is fascinating. Every time I cancel, I say it's diarrhea, um,

713
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: because then no one asked follow up questions. And that's

714
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: the here because I'm like, and then also like, diarrhea

715
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: is one of those things that it really sucks, like

716
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: you can't you know what I mean. Like cold, it's

717
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: like I'm feeling a cold. It's like, okay, bitch, take

718
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: some fucking medicine and get your ass out. But diarrhea

719
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, girls stay at home, and then no

720
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: one's ever. And then it's also like if they see

721
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: him on Instagram later that day or the next day,

722
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: they're not gonna be like, oh, that's you had a cold,

723
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: be like, oh man, yeah, diarrhea did suck for three hours.

724
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,439
Speaker 1: This is one genius. I'm like, but I if someone

725
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: told me they had diarrhea, it's gonna be like yeah,

726
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: like so does everyone like like it's to me that

727
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: oh I'm tired. It's like uh huh, like what else? Right? Well, anyway,

728
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: say food poisoning, because food poisoning is specific enough that

729
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: people believe it. Yeah, okay, but well, food poisoning is

730
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: such a cliche, fake excuse. Yeah. Ultimately, here's the thing

731
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: with food poisoning is, on the one hand, it's legit

732
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 1: enough that people will accept it. On the other hand,

733
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: they will never actually believe you. So you have to

734
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: be okay with like getting what you want, which is

735
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: not working and also being considered a liar bout your

736
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: entire commedian. But if you say diarrhea, they're like, god, damn,

737
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: she said diarrhea, Like she must really be sick if

738
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: you're if you're really going to go there, which is like,

739
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: if you're wanting to get what you want and you

740
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 1: don't have any fucking shame or dignity, you'll just say diarrhea.

741
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: And that's what makes me a good comedian is that

742
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: I have no self respect and I will do that. Um,

743
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: And that's what you guys are earlier saying, like, what

744
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: is even Longoria? Do I know for a fact even

745
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 1: Longoria is looking to direct Latino people's projects? Well, um,

746
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: and I had my old manager would always be like

747
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,439
Speaker 1: every time I'm like, oh yeah, I have to, She's

748
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: like pitching and I'm like, yeah, I think even Liagoria

749
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: wants to direct my like fat Afro Dominican, like violent

750
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: about whatever. And then but now, well, now I'm saying,

751
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: just like y'all are looking for a pride campaign, Warby Parker,

752
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yeah, I know, as soon as you

753
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: said I'm looking for pride campaigns, I'm like, Warby Parker

754
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: would be fucking remiss to not take advantage of George

755
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: Saveri Sam Tagger out here fucking with the glasses and

756
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: the frames. But then also I'm out here saying, Eva Longoria,

757
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: you want to be cool, you want to be edgy,

758
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: hit me up, because we don't have a cool Latino

759
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: person that's making shit like an Eva, I mean like

760
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: Asa Ray or a Taika or something, you know. So

761
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: if even wants to be there, I'll let her bitch.

762
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: But okay, I know Eva listens to this, No, obviously

763
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: she listens well to me, Eva Longoria is like one

764
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: of the main people in leadership positions at the DNC. Well,

765
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: that to me is her job. She has been at

766
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: every Democratic Convention for the last like forty years. Well,

767
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 1: I hope, I mean, I hope. So because they're really

768
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: fucking the Latino vote up? Wait yeah, yeah, yeah, But

769
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: my question is what is the VS means? Are you

770
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: Cuban or that George? Come out now? Well? I wasn't

771
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: at first, but then I was sent to Cuban conversion

772
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: therapy to become cute guys. That one That one guy

773
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: his proposal, his engagement video. Proposal video is on YouTube,

774
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: and I watched all nine minutes of it because they

775
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: went skydiving and his husband with his whole family. That's

776
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: how shit turned his family's son. And years later he

777
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: went skydiving with his boyfriend or boyfriend at the time,

778
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: and then when they landed their pugs or whatever the

779
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: fuck French, she's held up a sign that said marry me,

780
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: and all his family was there. It was insane, ridiculous,

781
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: And I watched all nine minutes being like, what the

782
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: fuck is this? Yeah? But good for Frankie, George. I'm

783
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: surprised you said all about that engagement. I feel like

784
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: it's like, how goosh? You know what I mean? It

785
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: is to be clear, something can be both adorable and

786
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: in fact, honey, those two go hand in hand pretty often. Honey,

787
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: boo boo child. I was saying in a sort of like,

788
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: you know, I am an intellectual swirling my wine and

789
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: someone is telling me about this commoner that did an

790
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: Instagram wedding television. I'm saying, oh, it's so cute that

791
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: people can be like that. Okay, well you feel better. Yeah, well,

792
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: I feel like you should take that out if you

793
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: do want a pride campaign. The point of the point

794
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: of being an influencer is that you have to be relatable.

795
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: You have to perform relatability. And that's where Republicans get

796
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: and Democrats though, is that even though they're the most

797
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: unrelatable elite US motherfucker's out there, they perform relatability in

798
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: a way that's so disgusting and shameful that people buy it.

799
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: Sam and I are so relatable. We're so relatable. Okay, yeah,

800
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: we're like like, um, always having tech issues when recording

801
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 1: our podcast. We like we take the train, we take

802
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: the Yeah, we like get upset with it's the most bloomers. Shit,

803
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: it's the most boomership. We're what else? We're both we

804
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: both have wives. Yeah, yeah, okay, cool, you own giant homes. Yeah,

805
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: but they're poorly. They're poorly. They're using like cheap materials.

806
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you're not wealthy, you're comfortable is also

807
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, wait should we get into a topic? Yeah? Um, Millie,

808
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: you first of all, you brought some incredible choices and

809
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: I would kind of like for you to share what

810
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: the options were. And then where before we get to

811
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: the thing. Yeah, so I said, First, I said, so

812
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: I talk to a friend who listens. First of all,

813
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: how did I even get booked on this? I saw

814
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: you guys at Parkside Lounge. I saw you guys at Parkside.

815
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: I saw you at Parkside Lounge after probably one of

816
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: the straightest events emry, which was socialist speed dating. I

817
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: didn't want to bring it up without your permission, and

818
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,959
Speaker 1: I forgot to take Oh you can't bring it up,

819
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: but you wore bring in fact, attending a socialist speed

820
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: dating event, after which there was a karaokee thing that

821
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: I was going to. So we crossed paths as you were.

822
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: You were finishing up socialist speed dating and I was

823
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: going into a sort of karaoke party. So yeah, how

824
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: was that, Millie? It was great. Let me tell you something, Okay,

825
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: half of being a single woman in New York City,

826
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 1: single woman anywhere. Half of the struggle is figuring out

827
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: if the guys are Republican or not. Right. So to

828
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: be in a space where everyone is at least a democrat, great,

829
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: we're starting good. We're starting good, whether or not there's

830
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: chemistry whatever. But at least I know I don't have

831
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: to have like literally, I couldn't play a game of

832
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: like is this guy a Republican or not on like

833
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: with dating apps, because they will hint to edit some

834
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: of them, like I didn't get the jaz the fauci OUCHI,

835
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: and you're like what or like you know, if they

836
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,439
Speaker 1: say too many things of like don't like drama, it's

837
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, So to just be in a space

838
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: I was already open to it. But yes, it was fun.

839
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: It was great. There were some really great guys. I met,

840
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: like a history professor. I met a guy who was

841
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: like unionizing the Starbucks. He works out, Like it was

842
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: really cool. So I had a lot of fun and

843
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: people were gaming. I will definitely I don't have any

844
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 1: shame about that. Like I think the thing is too

845
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: A lot of problems with like dating events is that

846
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: men don't show up. It's this whole it's this whole

847
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: dichotomy where it's like guys are complaining, like you can't

848
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: even talk to a woman anymore. But then there's tons

849
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: of singles events out there and no guys show up

850
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: to them. And then it's like all these single women

851
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: that like are in a space for guys to talk

852
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,320
Speaker 1: to them, and no one wants. It's just like crazy.

853
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: So but socialists there there the guts showed up. I mean,

854
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: you know that the idea of a singles event, I mean,

855
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: talk about straight culture and talk about like a wow,

856
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: a true staple of straight culture that if if anything

857
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: is is dying out because of online dating, but is

858
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: so um a part of our conception of straight culture

859
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: through film and TV and through like representation of it

860
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 1: on tv UM. And I wonder, like what was that

861
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: like in the age of social media to go to

862
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: a old school like speed dating event. I just like

863
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: I honestly felt like real life. Yeah, it's like wow,

864
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: where it's like okay, everyone in this place, like you know,

865
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: it showed like you were seeing on your badge if

866
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: you were like looking for a relationship or just looking

867
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 1: for you're not sure, or if you're just looking for friends,

868
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: which if you fucking pay money to go to a

869
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: speed dating event looking for friends, get the fuck out

870
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: in case agent, but whatever. That was an option so

871
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: people didn't feel too vulnerable, but it really felt like

872
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: oh like and then it was just you're talking to

873
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: people and it literally felt like swiping swiping. It's just like, oh,

874
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: let's see what this guy's about, like is he attractive?

875
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: What does he do? Like you can chat a little

876
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 1: bit and you're like, okay, how long? Who do you have? Chemistry?

877
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: Is it really like they ring a bell and then

878
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: you move on. No, it's literally like we're all in

879
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: a room and they're like, okay, getting groups of four,

880
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: we're gonna ask this question. And then it's yeah. So

881
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: it was usually like two guys, two girls or like whatever,

882
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 1: and then yeah, like we were talking and I went

883
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: with a friend too, which is nice because then a

884
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: friend gets to sus out like oh, you know, which

885
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: does happen on social media and like Tinder stuff, you

886
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: can share screenshots like what do you think of this

887
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: guy or something, but it's also like yeah, like and

888
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: then it was just opening it up to people should

889
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: have so rich too, of like oh, I'm only looking

890
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 1: for the you know, and then when someone's in your face,

891
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, he's actually really nice, or like I

892
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: liked his energy, or like you can banter a little,

893
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: oh you know whatever, and then yeah I liked it. Um,

894
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 1: I wish that there was like, yeah, it's like tough.

895
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: You know, dating is like dating was intention is like

896
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: fucking Mike looking for a job. That's the analogy that

897
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 1: I've heard, which is like, you gotta go online, you

898
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: gotta tell your friends, look, you gotta try to find

899
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: a person, you know, make different versions of your resume

900
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: and cover letter exactly. Never be complacent, like fond the

901
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: sticker thing about like looking for something serious, not sure,

902
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: or looking for a friend. Um, you know, I went

903
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: to a gay bar that actually had something really similar

904
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: to that. Was it Hankicoat. It was, um, you could

905
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: it was like a green wristband if anyone was allowed

906
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: to touch you, a yellow wristband if they had to ask,

907
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: were touching you in a red wristband if they weren't

908
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: allowed to touch you. And I was like, what is

909
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: going on? But respect? Thanks? Yeah, we need the things.

910
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: And that was case speed dating. Yeah, I mean, you know,

911
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: I just wish that. Yeah, it was like a cool

912
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: way of like, oh, this is a it's just a

913
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 1: different fucking way to meet people that's not just like

914
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: gamifying it. But anyway, so yeah, I don't know if

915
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: you have thoughts on that before I tell you too topics.

916
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: I mean, one, I love that. I think it's so

917
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 1: nineties and so um vintage and yeah you're yeah, you're

918
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: literally being Oh you're right, You're so right. I can't

919
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 1: even believe I said that. You're you're being a Miranda

920
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: or definitely Charlotte. Uh um, yeah, oh my god, how

921
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: about I'm every woman Shaka. Anyway, Okay, So I initially

922
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: wanted to I was debating, um, the America can flag

923
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: or as a straight topic or Star Wars because I

924
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: recently got into Andor, and then I watched every single

925
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: thing of Star Wars this year, like, starting in January,

926
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: I watched every movie, every TV show, looking crazy and

927
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: there's a lot there. I mean, I've definitely we talked

928
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: about it because it's like kind of like a strict binary,

929
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: but it's also really I feel like co opting gay

930
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: culture a lot of like found family and costumes and

931
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: shit and all that. But you guys, yeah, costumes are

932
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: shit you know queer culture aliens are gay, you know,

933
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: I mean, Carrie Fisher. It's like you're gonna play in

934
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:49,959
Speaker 1: your movie Pedro Pasqual. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well they got

935
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: me with. Um how I got in was like I'll

936
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 1: watch Dango and anything and we all know, you know,

937
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: the thing that made him an icon was humanism. Kiss guy. Yeah,

938
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: and I mean that that's a sexy little movie. So

939
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: you know, Um, so Star Wars is one. Star Wars

940
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:15,919
Speaker 1: is one. American Flag was another that and now but yeah,

941
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: American Flag is so straight. Um, but what I ended up,

942
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: what we ended up with was McDonald's. Yeah, they know McDonald's,

943
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 1: which spoke to both George and I a lot. Um. Yeah,

944
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: And I'm curious what you feel is straight about McDonald's.

945
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 1: I just feel like there is this mass appeal that

946
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,439
Speaker 1: you know, because I think people like to say like

947
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: there's still you know, I think people are oh everyone,

948
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: you know whatever. But it's like most people, like a

949
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: lot of people are straight, you know, like like and

950
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, a lot of people are straight still,

951
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: you know, and it's like you know, it's like a

952
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: billions of people are buying these burgers a year. No

953
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: one's out. No one's out saying they are, but they are.

954
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: People are eating these fucking burgers. Oh, I see what

955
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 1: you're saying. It's like it's like we think that being

956
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 1: straight is outdated or something, but in fact, there are

957
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,800
Speaker 1: straight people everywhere in the same way we think everyone's

958
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: having kale salads. No, no, no, no no. McDonald's is more

959
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 1: successful than ever. More McDonald's more successful than ever. And

960
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: there is something about so it's like this massive people

961
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: where like everyone's eating it. No one said, you know whatever.

962
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: And then also like there's just a pridefulness of being

963
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 1: so straight and obnoxious, the red and yellow you know

964
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: what I mean, like the capitalism all of that. You know,

965
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: there is the that is like the McDonald's ethos. It's like,

966
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: is it the best? No, right, you go to a steakhouse,

967
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: get a thirty dollars burger that's like high quality meat? Whatever?

968
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: Is it the most burgers sold in the world? Absolutely?

969
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: Is it one of the first things I do when

970
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: I go to a different country? Yessum? And then also

971
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: more more like less abstractly, there was the Cardi b

972
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: an offset meal. Well, the meals are getting absolutely absurd.

973
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: Meals are getting out of hand, um, and you're saying

974
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: the Cardi B the Cardi B an offset meal sort

975
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: of celebrates a straight monogamy. Well, and then also the

976
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: function the dysfunction of straight monogamy because my stand up

977
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: I talk about went through a lot of a of

978
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: a yeah, warts and all straight monogamy. And you're drinking

979
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: the Orange High Sea. Do you know what's in this

980
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: Cardi bi meal? No, no, okay, a Cardi B offset meal.

981
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: Because it's because it's for it was for Valentine's Day,

982
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: I see, So it's the ultimate celebration of straight lup.

983
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: So it is a quarter pounder. Wait, noise, let me

984
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: actually look this up because I don't want to suck

985
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: it up because I know, I know your comments will

986
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: be like, don't get don't get this wrong. Million Cardi

987
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 1: B herself will be like, don't listen to this podcast.

988
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: Well even Longoria is really seeing her. She's gonna take

989
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: my pitch. Yeah, well yeah, it all depends on whether

990
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: she can trust that you're journalistically you have journalistic integrity. Okay,

991
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: so what so let's let's see. Okay, so what is

992
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: the Cardi B offset meal. It is a cheeseburger with

993
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce, a coker Doctor pepper for Cardi b and

994
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: a quarter pounder with cheese and an orange chice lava

995
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: burst for our offset. It comes with one set of

996
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: large fries and an apple pie that you split. Well,

997
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: that sounds bad. I don't want that. I'm actually Cardis

998
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: meal I'm kind of on board for. But the like

999
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: orange juice with a burger is so nasty. Now, it's

1000
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: orange hic, it's orange hice. It's so good. It's so good. Really,

1001
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: I've had orange chice. It's basically like orange flavored fruit punch.

1002
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's not orange juice. It's

1003
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: not orange juice. It's closer to a sun kissed but

1004
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 1: with no carbonation. Huh. Well, I'm learning a lot every

1005
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: single day you're learning. I'm teaching you about the straight culture.

1006
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: Another straight thing about McDonald's I feel is even like

1007
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: the happy meal where it's like, you know, sort of

1008
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: this forced smile. Everything is to be like so so

1009
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: happy and you can't like be even a little bit

1010
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: like down. Like if it were queer, it would be like,

1011
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: you know, however you are feeling meal like, it would

1012
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: be like totally you know. Also I mean you point

1013
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: to the Happy Meal, and it's like, I think a

1014
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: huge part of it is that they start you young.

1015
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: Like McDonald's more than any of its peers, appeals to children.

1016
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: It has a mascot that is like a sort of

1017
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: like kids party clown. It has happy meals that have

1018
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: that like define your childhood. It has the bright colors

1019
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: that make it look like you're in a sort of

1020
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: like playground jungle gym environment. I mean, it is like

1021
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: you are brainwashed from day want Even if your family

1022
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: doesn't go to McDonald's, you're defined by being one of

1023
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: those families that your parents don't allow you to go

1024
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: to McDonald's. And so no matter what if you grew

1025
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: up with it or if you didn't grow up with it,

1026
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 1: McDonald's is a nostalgic does bring you back to a

1027
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: sort of childhood innocence well. And also the thing about

1028
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: the Happy Meal is that you know your memories of

1029
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: McDonald's is associated with playing in that play that fucking

1030
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: disgusting flapmen. But like you want and you and you

1031
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: get a toy with a meal, like you don't get

1032
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: a toy with any other meal. So like when you

1033
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: want a McDonald's meal again. It's the it's that thing

1034
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: of like, oh, you know, this director came to my

1035
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 1: college and he was talking about like you know, it's

1036
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: all about nostalgia and then the sensory memory that things

1037
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: like people kids want happy meals, or people even in

1038
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 1: their adulthood go to McDonald's because and it's not because

1039
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: they love the first of all, the fries are slamming,

1040
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: but also it's because of their memory of like my

1041
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: parents took me here when I was a kid. I

1042
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: got ice cream and I played with my friends and

1043
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: all that, and you have that memory with it, and

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01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 1: that's why McDonald's is so great and toxic and straight

1045
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: and evil. I have another Okay, McDonald's is also like

1046
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: of fast food, it is the one that is normal,

1047
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: like that is the baseline and everything else is like

1048
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: a variation on McDonald's where it's like like even like Arby's,

1049
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: you're like, well, that's queer. There's something interesting that you say.

1050
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: He's queer. You it's not normal. If I would say, well,

1051
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,919
Speaker 1: I would have said white trash. But interesting that you said.

1052
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: But I feel like, you know, it's que queer of

1053
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: if wasp is straight white trash is queer. Yeah, if

1054
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 1: sort of sort of a country club wasp wearing a

1055
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: lavender polo is straight, then you know, a sort of

1056
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: bronzer route showing short skirt, white woman is queer. I

1057
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: just feel like there are better examples of like a

1058
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: more gay restaurant work, because I feel like a lot

1059
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: of Republicans love Arbi's no, that's fair, that's fair. And

1060
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: they you know, did the roast beef like a you know,

1061
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: out back steakhouse because it's foreign. Is like I'm like,

1062
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: you know, hold on, Nope, I was gonna I was

1063
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 1: gonna say Taco Bell, but I'm like, that's just stoner. Yeah,

1064
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 1: but I'm like taco Bell, Checkers, Checkers as we you know,

1065
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: I mean, authorities is actually the short. It's like, so

1066
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: that's Republicans. Well, here's what's queer. Unfortunately, it is things

1067
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: like shake Shack and in and Out. It's like this

1068
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: slightly elevated fast food where there is some nod to

1069
01:02:54,520 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: healthiness and wellness, and yeah, it's like slightly more expensive.

1070
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: You're like, m you know, it's a it's sort of

1071
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: like nodding towards subway green ethos. Subway is good. Well,

1072
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: you know what I was You know what I was

1073
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: gonna say was actually, the gayest fast food is Chick

1074
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: fil A. And then I was like, yeah, because it's

1075
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 1: like you can because it's camp. They make everyone the

1076
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: little milkshakes, the they make everyone wear uniform, all the sauces,

1077
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: all that shit, and that's why they have to. But

1078
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: it's like a Republican senator who's really like really really gay. Yeah,

1079
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: but does it hides it by where it puts its money?

1080
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: As the sauces at Chick fil A are very much giving,

1081
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: like lgbtqq i A plus, it's like it's like sure,

1082
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: like they're keep adding more sauces and I'm like, how

1083
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: many more sauces are they gonna add? I'm becoming a reactionary.

1084
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, LGBTQ WTF. Yeah, I'm gonna look up Chick

1085
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: fil A sauces because there's a lot of Chick Fila

1086
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: is gay and Chick fil A is self heating. And

1087
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: that's like even, Okay, there's okay, there's Chick fil A sauce,

1088
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: there's Polynesian sauce, there's honey mustard, there's garden or branch gay. Okay,

1089
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: this is tell me if this is not the gay

1090
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 1: zesty buffalo sauce, zest, I'm sorry, but barbecue sauce, sweet

1091
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: and spicy saracha sauce, honey roasted barbecue sauce. You can

1092
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: get an eight and then you can get eight ounce

1093
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: and then, guys, we haven't even got to the dressings yet. Wow,

1094
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 1: do we want to hear the dressing. It's like once

1095
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 1: you have multiple dressings, like at least a sauce is masculine,

1096
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: but once you get to dressings, at that point it's

1097
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: like you're not only gay, You're like at a drag

1098
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 1: show doing a Liza number. Yeah. Yeah, well, okay, well

1099
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: now I have to read that. So there's a zesti

1100
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: apple cider vinegrette, there's a creamy salsa, a light Italian dressing,

1101
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 1: light balsamic vine regret, fat free honey mustard dressing, gardener

1102
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 1: ranch dressing, and finally, maybe arguably the queerest dressing, avocado

1103
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 1: lime ranch. Oh yeah, wow, these are like each a

1104
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: different Sorry now I'm looking at them too. These are

1105
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: each like a different kind of gay guy. Like and sorry,

1106
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: I don't know not that there are only gay guys

1107
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 1: in the in the LGBTQ plus spectrum. But that's what

1108
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: matters to you. I'm going off of my experience, you know,

1109
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: And so I'm looking at like, you know, the offensive

1110
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: if you were like all these dressings are trans women,

1111
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: Like the apple cider vitigrette to me is very like

1112
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: it's very Chicago or even DCD, not Boystown like I

1113
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: would say light Italian is like Bosston Gay who works Centure.

1114
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: I would Italian. Yeah, garden or Branch is tough. I

1115
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: am thinking a bear that lives like more in a

1116
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 1: woodsy environment. Yeah, I was thinking, Ohio came to mind, Ohio. Yeah,

1117
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 1: branch is that's Miami. It is Miami. But it's like

1118
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: they're also a Republican. Yeah, well that's listen, there are

1119
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,960
Speaker 1: not mutually exclusive. I'm dying to know if mister Cuban

1120
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: Conversion camp voted for Trumpet. Oh my god, do you

1121
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: think I don't think something? No, I don't think so,

1122
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: because um he's a nurse. So nurses a Republican. Yeah,

1123
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: nurses actually are more often than you would think. Wow,

1124
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: this is crazy to see these dipping sauces. They literally

1125
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: like form a rainbow, and I'm looking at essentially a

1126
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,680
Speaker 1: year long year round pride campaign and they have the

1127
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: goal to be like, we don't support gay marriage, well, sweetie,

1128
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: then stop enabling it with your sauces truly. Well, and

1129
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm also like, isn't it gay to be closed on

1130
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: a Sunday? Yeah? That's literally me being like I can't

1131
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: podcast on Sundays because I went out on Saturday. Wait,

1132
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: I want to return to McDonald's because I feel like

1133
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: a so okay, we've gotten to like they start you young. Oh.

1134
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: Another thing I would say is and maybe I'm wrong,

1135
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to look this up to me. McDonald's,

1136
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: especially with happy meals, really pioneered a form of brand partnership,

1137
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: like the fact that you know a movie was coming out,

1138
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: so you knew that the toy would be from that movie,

1139
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: and so in that sense, it's also like tied to

1140
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: global capital. Yeah I buy that. Um. I Also, you

1141
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: know what's dark that came out? I think this year

1142
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: or last year was the adult Happy Meal, which is

1143
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 1: an adult sized happy Meal. Did I get it? Yes?

1144
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: Do I have the toy? Absolutely? I have nothing else.

1145
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: It was like for Mental Health Awareness Month or something,

1146
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,600
Speaker 1: they made like many different emotions meals, so it wasn't

1147
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: just happy meal. It was like anxious meal. Like, no,

1148
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 1: I don't remember that what you wanted, George, isn't that

1149
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: what you just said? Hold on? Oh no, it was

1150
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: burger King. Oh so they were kind of coming from McDonald's. Yeah,

1151
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 1: they're sort of making fun of them. I had a

1152
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: teacher tell me that burger King is British because they

1153
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: liked a monarchy. It's not fucking so much misinformation in

1154
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: Florida public schools, but anyway, oh my god, it's literally

1155
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: the thing was no one is happy all the time

1156
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 1: was the marketing language. And there was a d gaff meal,

1157
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: a pissed meal, get ready, a yass meal. So this

1158
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: was very rich. No, this isn't real. This is real

1159
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 1: burger king emotion meal. Is that what he looked at?

1160
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 1: Burger King. Burger King is the latest brand to use

1161
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,479
Speaker 1: depression as a marketing tool. By Caitlin Tiffany. Oh my god,

1162
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:04,559
Speaker 1: I know her, Kaitlin, Wow, talk about second place? I

1163
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: mean burger King. Burger King is yeah, just like burger

1164
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 1: King is truly, Like, what do you do? Why did

1165
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: Jaman ask? They exist only to be second place? To

1166
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,719
Speaker 1: make McDonald's feel bigger and better. Um, well, well that's

1167
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 1: not why. I If we're still using this as a

1168
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: metaphor for me, I'm gonna have to stop. You like

1169
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 1: burger king, so you are burger king you? Um you

1170
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:30,719
Speaker 1: know what. First of all, I live in Bushwick and

1171
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: there is that very campy um Hollywood nineteen nineties bush

1172
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 1: You know what the fuck that burger king. That's that's

1173
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: literally Las Vegas on Knickerbocker and Central or something like that. Um,

1174
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah I do, and they're whoppers are great.

1175
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: But I will say that is not indictous. I feel

1176
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 1: like that is like some marketing exact came up with

1177
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,959
Speaker 1: that idea. And you you know when you see ideas

1178
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 1: like that and you're like, we're gonna gets so much,

1179
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,840
Speaker 1: like they're pitching and we're gonna get so much to

1180
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:07,000
Speaker 1: earned media, and like they're like jacking off at the idea. Yeah.

1181
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,839
Speaker 1: I mean it's like when they put the green eminem

1182
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 1: in like a you know, can or whatever. Yeah, whoa, Yeah,

1183
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,720
Speaker 1: when Tucker Carlson's like, oh now they have OBEs lesbian

1184
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 1: eminem's like when she's a peanut. Um, but yeah, exactly

1185
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 1: like this guy like who whatever guy came up with

1186
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 1: the real emotion happy meals. Yeah. First of all, we've

1187
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 1: talked about this on this podcast. It's like advertising as

1188
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: an art form is so past its prime. Like all

1189
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: the best they can come up with now is that

1190
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:43,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna put sneakers on an eminem. It's beyond in decline.

1191
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 1: It is it is ruins. It is post post apocalyptic

1192
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,559
Speaker 1: in the advertising scene. Yeah. That being said, if you

1193
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: have a pride campaign, please books, Oh my god, well

1194
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 1: we are. We're willing to save the advertising industry. Yeah. Yeah,

1195
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 1: single handed or double handedly, druple handedly save the advertising

1196
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 1: I will say if and again, like I said straight

1197
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: unfortunately I'm straining the sense of I sleep with men

1198
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: and date men. But this probably the queerest thing I've

1199
01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 1: said a podcast. But if I was Kylie ray Jepson,

1200
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,439
Speaker 1: I would do as she said just this on Burger

1201
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 1: King for taking emotion, because she's the real she should

1202
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 1: have trained mark emotion. Do you know what I've heard,

1203
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: though it's controversial what I'm about to say, but I

1204
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 1: did hear it from someone who once was tangentially involved,

1205
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 1: is that she's sort of like doesn't love her place

1206
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 1: in gay canon as much as you think she does.

1207
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 1: She like sort of wants to be more mainstream and

1208
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: she's like a little tolerates the gay like she doesn't

1209
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: get her that she is like a gay musician. Wow,

1210
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:54,880
Speaker 1: but you know what, um, tough titties, bitch, and let

1211
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 1: me tell you all of that is allegedly and and

1212
01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: I will not be soon I refuse. Yeah, and I'll

1213
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: say this, gays, I'll fucking take anything you can. I'm like,

1214
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 1: I will do it like please, bitch, I'll be a

1215
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: great guest on drag Race. Please. But also, um, don't

1216
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 1: touch my hair. I don't think um, I will say,

1217
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 1: you know what, but you know, and the thing is,

1218
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: if that's true, that's too bad because if that's how

1219
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:27,200
Speaker 1: you feel, be public about it. Like missus Zalia, you

1220
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 1: know she has contempt and that's what she's loved even

1221
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 1: more for it. And that is what Carly, she's you

1222
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:37,880
Speaker 1: can tell she I mean, it really is true that

1223
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,439
Speaker 1: like Azelia, like the more she she could come to

1224
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 1: my house, break in, come into my bedroom and called

1225
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,799
Speaker 1: me the fsler and I would be like still standing

1226
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 1: yeahs and she I mean because she is she wrong? No,

1227
01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 1: And that's the point, right, Yeah, But if you if

1228
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna like low key hide you know, it's so funny.

1229
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 1: Before the whole from from like twenty seventeen, I was like,

1230
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: because someone like someone jokes, this is gonna be so stupid,

1231
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 1: but please, I feel like I've earned it in the

1232
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 1: way of whatever. But my friend would be like, Milli,

1233
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 1: you're a gay icon. You're a gay icon, and I'm like, yeah,

1234
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,920
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I said this in like twenty seventeen.

1235
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, twenty twenty two, I'm getting a float in

1236
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,639
Speaker 1: the Pride Parade because I looked it up and anybody,

1237
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: if you pay like a thousand dollars, you can technically

1238
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 1: have a float in the Pride Parade. So I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,

1239
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:36,599
Speaker 1: I'm doing the Pride Parade in twenty twenty or twenty

1240
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 1: twenty or something like that, like a few years from now.

1241
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be dumb enough to pay it. And then

1242
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,639
Speaker 1: the pandemic happened. Yeah, so derailed my thing. But I'm

1243
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 1: gonna pay and it's not gonna be and it's just

1244
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 1: gonna be, Millie, It's not gonna be. Yeah. Yeah, if

1245
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 1: it's big, pens can fucking do a Pride Parade float?

1246
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 1: I can just have a minute, and I have marched

1247
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:02,599
Speaker 1: from the gay Pride parade with my Buddhist organization. Well

1248
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,640
Speaker 1: there you go. Wow, and uh, I know, we did

1249
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 1: a whole dance. It was crazy and I got really

1250
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: we that shit is tough to do a dance down

1251
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 1: that fucking entire parade path. And then I was, oh god,

1252
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 1: I one time I was doing it and I was

1253
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: really tired, and some you know, a really fat black

1254
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:25,160
Speaker 1: gay kid with a wig on was like, all big girl,

1255
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: you better not get tired. And that really that really

1256
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 1: like shook me. And I did my dance routine harder

1257
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 1: and like it was like this whole thing and I

1258
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 1: just like couldn't walk anymore after like thirty blocks. And

1259
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 1: but I said, I'm gonna go back when I have

1260
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: my own float. It's all on you. We'll all start

1261
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:48,000
Speaker 1: saving up. Yeah, maybe we can do radio lab X Millie,

1262
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 1: and we can. You can you We can sort of

1263
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:54,679
Speaker 1: kill two birds with one stone. And then suddenly, yeah,

1264
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,480
Speaker 1: big pens and you know what if you guys accidentally

1265
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 1: end up in in Cuban conversion camp in Tampa, Florida,

1266
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:07,719
Speaker 1: that's not on me. I'm in that orchestration driving the float.

1267
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 1: It's like not in the normal parade. We're like, where

1268
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:11,680
Speaker 1: are we going. You're like you'll see, We're going to

1269
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: come back three days before the parade. You're like, no,

1270
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: they're starting. It's like no, this is Cuban LGBTQ parade. Yeah, Cuban.

1271
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 1: So I do want to mention I before we wrap up,

1272
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: like another thing about McDonald's that I feel like is

1273
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:30,160
Speaker 1: almost the straightest thing about it is and we haven't

1274
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 1: mentioned like the deep darkness of the behind the scenes.

1275
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: I mean McDonald's like invented large scale factory farming with

1276
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,160
Speaker 1: like headless chickens and like the pink goop, and to

1277
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:44,839
Speaker 1: have that be, to have that be what the business

1278
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:48,480
Speaker 1: actually is, and to sell it as like childlike wonder.

1279
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:50,719
Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing straighter than that. You are selling

1280
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 1: literally like large scale animal abuse and abuse of workers

1281
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 1: as the happiest day in a kid's life. It's actually

1282
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 1: so evil, like borders on like camp where like this

1283
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 1: is like yeah, like Ronald McDonald is divine. Um, there's

1284
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:14,520
Speaker 1: something to it. Sorry, I have a kind of emergency,

1285
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 1: but give me one second out I'll figure it out.

1286
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 1: But it's just I need like two minutes okay, okay, okay,

1287
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:33,400
Speaker 1: it was um if I even tell you it was

1288
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,679
Speaker 1: my dog rumor that my dog's ready to get picked,

1289
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:40,000
Speaker 1: that was your dog rumor. Oh my god, wait, we're

1290
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 1: keeping Valentino is ready. We are keeping in that you

1291
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,519
Speaker 1: said you have an emergency, and then you came back,

1292
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 1: and I was afraid you were gonna be like, oh

1293
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:53,080
Speaker 1: my god, like my someone's no, like no, no, well

1294
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:57,640
Speaker 1: they're just like Valentino needs to be. Yeah, but then

1295
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 1: I called and I talked. Then it's good. We're good.

1296
01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm good for another Well, I think we can do

1297
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:06,519
Speaker 1: our final segments. A final thoughts on McDonald's. You know,

1298
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:12,040
Speaker 1: I'll just say this, like there's a shame, Like I'm

1299
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,439
Speaker 1: not like I don't eat fast food every day. I

1300
01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:17,639
Speaker 1: don't do you know whatever, whatever. But I do find

1301
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:21,080
Speaker 1: it annoying when people are like McDonald like I don't

1302
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,719
Speaker 1: eat fast food, Like I haven't eat McDonald's in ten years.

1303
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, what it's hard for me? And I feel

1304
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 1: like George might be one of those first people. When's

1305
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,000
Speaker 1: the last time you ate McDonald's. I mean, I I

1306
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: am sorry to say I am one. I am one

1307
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,639
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, exactly I'm always when people talk about

1308
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:40,360
Speaker 1: I would say I eat fast food one to two

1309
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 1: times a year, and it's always like although recently because

1310
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 1: there's a Popeye's close to singers recently, well well exactly, yeah,

1311
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:52,559
Speaker 1: well but I'm just like, you know, so I just

1312
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:56,160
Speaker 1: like one time and I was hanging out with along

1313
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,680
Speaker 1: my gay friends and one time and this is like

1314
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,280
Speaker 1: the thing that's annoying, and I think it's also has

1315
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 1: to do with being fast too. It's like, I'm not

1316
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 1: eating it every day whatever, but sometimes I'm gonna eat it,

1317
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 1: and I feel like people get fucking ashamed or there

1318
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,640
Speaker 1: there's a shame around it or whatever, or they're like

1319
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. But then so one time

1320
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,760
Speaker 1: I was out with my friends after a show and

1321
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,800
Speaker 1: we have mutual friends with them, and I was like, Okay,

1322
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to McDonald's, gonna get this Cardibi offset meal.

1323
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 1: And then it was like, does anyone want anything? And

1324
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:26,840
Speaker 1: then too, you know, our friend Dexter, and our friend

1325
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:30,639
Speaker 1: David was like, yeah, I'll get a Shamrock shake. Great.

1326
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,400
Speaker 1: Then I was like, doesn't want anyone anything else? Okay, no,

1327
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:36,759
Speaker 1: the other people in the group whatever, everyone was digging

1328
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,599
Speaker 1: into my fry, you know what I mean. It's like

1329
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:42,719
Speaker 1: they don't want the stigma of ordering McDonald's, not Dexter

1330
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: and did you know David. But I'm just saying other

1331
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,680
Speaker 1: people we were with the like that's to say, the

1332
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 1: shame and they don't want the stigma of being like,

1333
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:52,920
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm gonna order for McDonald's. But motherfucker, these

1334
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 1: people fucked my shit up. They get all my fries,

1335
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 1: they eat they're asking for and I'm just like, why

1336
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,040
Speaker 1: don't you you know what I mean. And it's like,

1337
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 1: and I think people have this shame of like, well,

1338
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,599
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that person goes to McDonald's.

1339
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to blah blah. And I feel like

1340
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 1: that is also tied to body image thing of like

1341
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,800
Speaker 1: I already know that people are gonna think I'm fat

1342
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,760
Speaker 1: or whatever because of how I see me. So I

1343
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,080
Speaker 1: don't really give a fuck if you see me eating McDonald's.

1344
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 1: But people feel some kind of way. But guess what,

1345
01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:20,559
Speaker 1: when the fries are in their face, they're eating all

1346
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,559
Speaker 1: of it, and I'm like, you could have just told

1347
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 1: me you want some fries. And that's what I say

1348
01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:29,000
Speaker 1: about McDonald's, and that's my straight pride. Interesting what you

1349
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:33,080
Speaker 1: say about like the body image element, because to me,

1350
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 1: in fact, one of the reasons I wouldn't go to

1351
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,280
Speaker 1: a place like McDonald's is because I feel like the

1352
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 1: portions are so tiny and you have to end up

1353
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,200
Speaker 1: ordering like three burgers to be full. Whereas if I

1354
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:47,760
Speaker 1: go to like a a quote unquote fancy Brooklyn American

1355
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,720
Speaker 1: restaurant and order the bigger, I know I will be

1356
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 1: satisfied by the end, and it's gonna come with like

1357
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 1: a bucket of like thick cut fries. The burger is

1358
01:19:56,080 --> 01:20:00,360
Speaker 1: gonna be like thick and juicy, and you're getting nasty. Oh,

1359
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:05,360
Speaker 1: I'm so perverted. I honestly, I am both hungry and

1360
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:13,160
Speaker 1: horny right now. So it's really it's Friday. I can't money.

1361
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, I'm really hungry and horny. That's why

1362
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:21,720
Speaker 1: you gotta only record ninety five am on Monday. When

1363
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 1: you like sort of like learn that about yourself in

1364
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 1: real time. I'm like, Oh, that's what that is. It's yeah,

1365
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 1: like dick cut juicy, fresh uncut fry and oozing patty. Yeah. Well,

1366
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 1: I want to come out and officially say that Um,

1367
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:45,479
Speaker 1: McDonald's breakfast has a lot of hype and lives up

1368
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,479
Speaker 1: to it. And I will say that I am a

1369
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:51,160
Speaker 1: supporter of that hype. A mcgriddle is um so good,

1370
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:55,600
Speaker 1: and yes, I that is when I stand McDonald's the

1371
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:59,200
Speaker 1: most um. They're they're hash browns. Did I for the

1372
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:03,519
Speaker 1: hash browns? Are so crispy and good? Wow? Wow, glad

1373
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,920
Speaker 1: you came out. I support you, you know, justice for

1374
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:12,320
Speaker 1: literally animals. Yeah, true, that's true. I don't know why

1375
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 1: they would just do fake meat because it's like it's

1376
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,760
Speaker 1: not doesn't taste like real meat. Just make it. It's

1377
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:20,080
Speaker 1: so Yes, I think they should hear my plan for McDonald's.

1378
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 1: They should do fake meat meat but not advertise it

1379
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:27,800
Speaker 1: because it's a win win just lie to just lie

1380
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,839
Speaker 1: to people and tell them it's me. But don't all

1381
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: do that. And they got and they got sold. Um,

1382
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:35,080
Speaker 1: they got like I guess literally they got sued. Yeah

1383
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 1: you can't actually like you got sued. But they did

1384
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:42,479
Speaker 1: talk about did that talk about gave people like fake meat? Yeah,

1385
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,880
Speaker 1: well they should talk about active should have it's a

1386
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:48,400
Speaker 1: cause is they should do all stone but then have

1387
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 1: like a chicken cough on it so that technically it

1388
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:52,800
Speaker 1: has some animal DNA and then you can make it.

1389
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,640
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Oh not a chicken cough? You

1390
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:59,599
Speaker 1: want another pandemic? George. George does keep saying one wasn't

1391
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,640
Speaker 1: enough for you. I'm like, I miss Lockdown. I'm too

1392
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:10,840
Speaker 1: anxious like bird fluid Part two. Baby, Um, let's do

1393
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:13,920
Speaker 1: our final segment. Yeah, let's our final okay million. Our

1394
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:16,240
Speaker 1: final segment is called shout Outs. And in the segment

1395
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:18,479
Speaker 1: we pay homage to the Grand Street tradition of the

1396
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,760
Speaker 1: radio shout out, um, and we just shout out to

1397
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:24,280
Speaker 1: anything that we enjoy. So imagines two us in one

1398
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:26,680
Speaker 1: and you're at TRL and time Square shouting out to

1399
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 1: your squad back home, but about anything that's you like.

1400
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:34,200
Speaker 1: And I have one. I have come so prepared, so

1401
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:38,400
Speaker 1: I'll start. Please, what is up? Freaks, lozards, and most

1402
01:22:38,439 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 1: importantly the perverts. I want to give a huge shout

1403
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:47,080
Speaker 1: out to Tostitos with a hint of lime chips. Oh, baby, baby, baby,

1404
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: I got a bag of Tostitos hint of lime chips

1405
01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:53,160
Speaker 1: because yeah, I was making sort of a at home

1406
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,680
Speaker 1: burrito bowl and I said, well why not? And it

1407
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,640
Speaker 1: was I could not stop eating these damn chips. And

1408
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:01,080
Speaker 1: the hint of lime. I'll tell you what, It's a

1409
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,759
Speaker 1: little bit more than a hint. It is fully telling

1410
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:07,640
Speaker 1: me there is lime in these chips, and I celebrate it.

1411
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:09,640
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to hint wink wink that

1412
01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:11,800
Speaker 1: we have lime. I think we can be out and

1413
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:14,040
Speaker 1: proud about the fact that there is lime on our

1414
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,400
Speaker 1: chips and that we in fact like the taste of it.

1415
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:19,519
Speaker 1: It is not quite a dorito, but definitely not a

1416
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:22,680
Speaker 1: tortilla chip anymore. It is something so real and so

1417
01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 1: pure and so new. Actually, hint of Lime chips. It's

1418
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,120
Speaker 1: like Seltzer butt chips. Does this make sense? Flavored Seltzer

1419
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,360
Speaker 1: butt chips. This is genius. This is a good point.

1420
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,439
Speaker 1: I'm smart and I love tostitos. Hint of lime chips

1421
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:40,200
Speaker 1: xoxo Sam. Wow, Wow, it is Seltzer. It's flavored Seltzer

1422
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:43,679
Speaker 1: of chips. That's I actually made, made of groundbreaking discovery.

1423
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:46,040
Speaker 1: I mean hint of lime. The way that the branding

1424
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:50,519
Speaker 1: of hint of lime is so strong. Yeah, yeah, it's

1425
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:52,280
Speaker 1: like genius. And it's also one of those things where

1426
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:54,120
Speaker 1: like when you come up with it, someone you know

1427
01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:56,240
Speaker 1: in the room could be like, well, that's too literal.

1428
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean, hint of lime. I don't know, Like, who's

1429
01:23:58,160 --> 01:23:59,679
Speaker 1: gonna go for that? You want to call it something

1430
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:03,000
Speaker 1: like a bamboozle of lime? Yeah, But then it's like no, no, no,

1431
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:10,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes suplicity is key. Okay, I'm literally okay, I'm deciding, Okay, okay,

1432
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:14,320
Speaker 1: I'll do this. What's up music lovers and art lovers

1433
01:24:14,439 --> 01:24:16,680
Speaker 1: and lovers of women out there? I want to give

1434
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,560
Speaker 1: a shout out to the song It's Not up to

1435
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,400
Speaker 1: You by Byork. I was listening to the album Vespertine

1436
01:24:21,439 --> 01:24:23,439
Speaker 1: the other day, an album which I'm ashamed to say,

1437
01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:25,559
Speaker 1: even though I'm york Head, is not one that I'm

1438
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:28,559
Speaker 1: overly familiar with, and I thought, I'm going to listen

1439
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 1: to this while reading the lyrics, something I love doing,

1440
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:33,599
Speaker 1: especially when I don't understand what the hell someone's talking about.

1441
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:36,280
Speaker 1: And the lyrics are as follows, how do I master

1442
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:39,360
Speaker 1: the perfect day? Six glasses of water, seven phone calls?

1443
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:42,200
Speaker 1: If you leave it alone, it just might happen anyway.

1444
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,600
Speaker 1: It's not up to you. It never really was. That

1445
01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 1: is literally the most genius lyricism I have heard in

1446
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,479
Speaker 1: my entire life, and guess what. Anyone who thinks York

1447
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:53,080
Speaker 1: is some wood nymph living in a treehouse that has like,

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01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:55,800
Speaker 1: you know, rainbows coming out of her ears, she's literally

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01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,559
Speaker 1: writing about developing a morning routine, and she's writing about

1450
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,160
Speaker 1: being productive, and she's writing about that right, being a freelancer,

1451
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,679
Speaker 1: because York is a freelancer who actually made it happen

1452
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 1: for herself, something that I have not quite figured out yet.

1453
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,080
Speaker 1: And so I am looking to B York for inspiration.

1454
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:11,599
Speaker 1: I'm waking up every day and I am saying, I'm

1455
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,040
Speaker 1: gonna have six classes of water, seven phone calls, but

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01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:16,560
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna just be comfortable with the fact that

1457
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:19,519
Speaker 1: it's not up to me, because the day has plans

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01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 1: for me and I'm not the one making them. And

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01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,040
Speaker 1: so thank you B. York for that realization. Thank you

1460
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:28,960
Speaker 1: for that lesson, and God bless you Nolan forever, George,

1461
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 1: thank you for pointing that out. I actually do think

1462
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,720
Speaker 1: a lot of people are like, oh, she's would like

1463
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:35,200
Speaker 1: the perception is like, oh, she lives in the water

1464
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:37,519
Speaker 1: and she's like alien, and it's like, no, she's actually

1465
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:40,880
Speaker 1: a normal person and addresses that quite regularly. Yes, And

1466
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,280
Speaker 1: all her songs are literally let me tell you something.

1467
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:45,840
Speaker 1: And I'm not counting any album after like two thousand

1468
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:47,559
Speaker 1: and three, like I understand that. Then she went off

1469
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:49,360
Speaker 1: the deep end. But I mean, like I mean the

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01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,600
Speaker 1: main albums, like you know, debut or is that what

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01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:56,439
Speaker 1: it's called debut? Yeah, the first debut post and like

1472
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:59,639
Speaker 1: Vespertine and like all those albums, like they're literally about

1473
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:02,519
Speaker 1: six full human When she and all is full of Love,

1474
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,400
Speaker 1: She's like, all is full of love. You're just not

1475
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:09,320
Speaker 1: receiving that is literally like that is embroidered pillow level cliche.

1476
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:11,960
Speaker 1: Like she she's just like saying it in a way

1477
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:14,000
Speaker 1: that is York. She's a genius. I mean even on

1478
01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:16,200
Speaker 1: the new album. I was one time in like the

1479
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,800
Speaker 1: most bummer mood and she was like, hope is a

1480
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:22,400
Speaker 1: muscle and I was like, fuck, of course, Like I

1481
01:26:22,439 --> 01:26:25,559
Speaker 1: don't know, you idiot, you have to like work on it. No. Well,

1482
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,000
Speaker 1: Karlie ray Jepson also said the heart is a muscle,

1483
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:38,200
Speaker 1: but we're not so alright, what's up, nosey ass people?

1484
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,240
Speaker 1: I want to shout out am I the asshole threads

1485
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:44,679
Speaker 1: on TikTok with those little video games behind it. Yeah,

1486
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:49,040
Speaker 1: I love people hearing people's bullshit? Is it fake? Who

1487
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:52,360
Speaker 1: gives a shit fuck off? But also if you're a

1488
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,920
Speaker 1: creator one of those am I the asshole threads? First

1489
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:57,240
Speaker 1: of all, I want to know what games you're playing

1490
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:01,280
Speaker 1: because they all look super fun. And then also if

1491
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:05,120
Speaker 1: you create the videos in several parts, you're a monster

1492
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:08,519
Speaker 1: and a terrorist and you need to be condemned. Also,

1493
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:12,400
Speaker 1: half of the time if you're writing, am I the asshole,

1494
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:15,080
Speaker 1: you don't think you're the asshole? And nine times out

1495
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,240
Speaker 1: of the tents, I feel like you use a mishit

1496
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:20,519
Speaker 1: leading headline. We all talk about clickbait when it comes

1497
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:25,600
Speaker 1: to articles, but we don't talk about am I the asshole? Headlines?

1498
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:29,040
Speaker 1: Because if you started if you start an article saying,

1499
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,719
Speaker 1: am I the asshole for not talking to my mom anymore?

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01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yes you are. But then if you

1501
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,800
Speaker 1: continue with you abused me my whole life, well now

1502
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm the asshole and fuck you. So that's all I

1503
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:43,240
Speaker 1: want to shout out, am I the asshole threads, I'm

1504
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:46,280
Speaker 1: TikTok beautiful. I also want to know what those games

1505
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,120
Speaker 1: are like. When the people are like falling down slides

1506
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 1: and stuff, I'm like, I want to play what is this?

1507
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm a I know, I'm like, I'm addicted to this game.

1508
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:57,919
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it, or it's just like the coins,

1509
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? Well, life is so full

1510
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,960
Speaker 1: of mystery and wonder exactly and hope is a muscle? Um,

1511
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:09,160
Speaker 1: well it was, but so it was the heart even

1512
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:11,920
Speaker 1: um Millie, thanks so much for doing this podcast. We

1513
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:15,360
Speaker 1: really appreciate you being on Millie. It was a dream.

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01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 1: Bye bye